The Wingham Times, 1912-02-01, Page 7— -e
SE GIRL
By HAROLD MacGRA,TR
Copyright. li'QO. by the Bobba••Merrill Company
unve, uu•eaoy seamen to you anout
it," Grumbach returned. "But I am
here to ask a favor. s great favor, one
that will need all your diplomacy to
gain for me."
Ah!"
"For Myself I ask nothing. A horri-
ble blunder has bee;t made. You will.
go to the grand duke and ask immuni-
ty for this gypsy and this clock mend-
er as witnesses to the disclosure which
I shall make to Ws highness. Without
his immunity my Ups will be sealed
forever. As I said. I ask nothing for
myself, nothing. There has been a
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•"SUfELy YOVTii MAJESTY WILL 1•rOT SHOOT
AN OLD FRIEND P"
great blunder and a great wrong, too,
but God sent me here to right it. Will
you do this?"
"But why don't you want immunity
for yourself?"
"There must be some one for the
duke to punisb`"• heroically; "other-
wise be will refuse."
"Still, suppose I bargain for you
too?"
"When you telt trim my name is
Breunner there will be no bargaining."
"What has this clock mender to do
:with the case?"
"Ile is Count von Arusberg."
"By George! And this gypsy?"
"The man who bribed tae. Arnsberg
is an lunoceut enan, but this has to be
proved."
"1 will do what I can, Hans, and I
will let you know the result after din-
ner tonight."
"That will be enough. But unless he
concedes do not tell him our names."
"You have me a bit dazed," Carmi-
chael admitted. "I ought to know
what this blunder is to have some-
thing to stand on,"
Grumbach shook his head. "Later
every question will be answered, and
remember at this interview Herbecit
must not be present."
"Very well. I promise to see his
highness this afternoon."
The three of them solemnly trooped
out, leaving Carmichael bewildered.
And while he was racking his mind he
heard steps on the stairs. The door
above shut noisily. •
DIAD . D
VARY BAD
CODUH
And Tickling Sensa-
tion in Throat..
Dr. Wood's Norway Pine
Syrup Cured It.
Min C. Danielson, howsaian kiver,
an., write!:=—"Lott fallIhad < 'er
7
d Meth and it tickling ten5ation hi
My throat, It rata re bad could not
lee at night, e' .
O I went tb til druggist and
told hum i *UMW sotnethfng for nit cold,
and he advisedinc to try Dr. Wood'i
Norway Pine Syrup which 1 gild, widths*
taking one bottle I was completely cured,
Let the recommend Dr. `q/ood's Norl*a
Pine Syrup to anyone vihb suffers from a
with or throat ir'ritation.t'
Dr. 'Wood's ridrr+iiy Pint Syiup 1*
*kited a doubt one oldie greatest cough
n.. cold eft , e Market
s d re edtes esu th irket
Mid so great his bent its tureen 'theta
ire nutneroui preparation, put Up to
Imitate it, Do not be imposed upon by
taloa; ane 01 these 'substitutes, but
insist tat flour Ikea "Dr, rP{i'ood's't whet
you
clef, for it. Nee, alibi* t
osis iSO t17e
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put up In * yellow wrapper; three One
p lutes itx the trade mark: tri c
d rlc, anuCa lured only
III 'hit Milburn Coq Umlttdo'toronto,
fit, r t
"By (;''(Ir e. I'II mind i„ that this
minute We'll see wlei1 slut)' this yet -
haired boy is mail'. lit,,
11e immutetl the stairs withutat
sound. He gradual the handle of the
door. tioidiy pushed it open and en-
tered, closing, the door and planing his
back age eist it,
The vintner snatched a pistol from
the drawer 10 the table and leveled it
at Cnrnaiehael.
"Surely sour majesty will not shoot
an old friend?" said the American.
CHAPTER XV.
THE MING,
HE vintner slowly lowered the
pistol till It touched the table.
Then he released it.
"That is better,yourmajesty."
"Why do you call me that?"
"Your face was familiar, but I failed.
at first to place it rightly. It' was only
after youthful duped me into going aft•
er the welled Indy that 1 bad any real
suspicion. You are Frede k Leopold
of Jugendheit."
"I shalt not deny it further," proudly.
"And take care how you speak to me.
since I admit my identity."
"This is Ebrenstein. Sere I shall
talk to you as 1 please."
The king reddened, and Ms hand
closed again over the pistol.
- "I have saved your majesty twice
from death. You force me to recall
it to your mind."
The king bad the grace to lower his
eyes.
"The first time was at Bonn. Don't
you recollect the day when an Amerb
can took you out of the Rhine, an
American who did not trouble himself
to come around and ask for your
thanks, who, in truth, did not learn
till days after what an important per-
son
erson you were or were .going to be?"
"For that moment, . herr, I thank,
you.,,
"And for that in the garden below?"
"For that also, Now, why are you
here?"
Carmichael went over to the table.
He bent over it and with his face close
to that of the king, "I demand to know
what your intentions are toward that
friendless goose girl."
"And what is that to you?" said the
king angrily.
"It is this much: If you have acted
toward her otherwise than honorably,
well"—
"Go on. You interest me."
"Well, I promise to break every bone
In your kingly body. In this room it is
man to man. I recognize no king, only
the physical being"
The king pushed aside the table, fu-
rious.
"You shall die for this insult!" said
the king as quietly as his hard breath-
ing would allow.
"I have heard that before. But
how?" banteringly.
"I will waive my crown—man to
man!"
"Sword sticks, sabers or hop poles?
Come," savagely, "what do you mean
by the goose girl?"
So intent on the struggle were they
that neither heard the door open and
close.
"Yes, my dear nephew, what do you
mean by Gretchen?"
Carmichael released the king and
with feline quickness stooped and se-
cured the pieta s hteit bed fallen to
the door. Not sure of the new arriv-
al's purpose, he backed to the wall.
Be knew the voice, and he recognized
its owner.
"Put It In your pocket, Mr. Carm!.
ebael, and let us finish this discussion
in English since there are many ears
about the place"
"His royal highnese1" murmured the
king.
Yes, sire' True to lite!"
"A fine cornedy," crted'Herr Ludwig
Jovially, folding blay amus ober his deep
chest, "a rollleking adventure! Well,
nephew, you have not as yet answered
either Mr. Carmichael'e question or
lay own. What do yen mean byGretch-
en?'
"I love her," nobly. "And well for
you, my uncle, that you Come as yon
do. 1 IvoUid have buittied her. Wrong
her'? What. was tt crown: to me, who
till not have never worn one save in
Speech? Yon have been the king:r
"Oodles muet bare heads; kltilddnul
wast hare kings. I have made an et
pertinent, and this is the result. I
wanted you to gro?ir up 'Unfettered by
power; ! wanted to
y iningle• With
oat.
peoples, bete and there, eo when you
became their head physician you coUld
ably minister to their 'political dis-
eases. And all this date ambition tumt
bias d v
n befe
o
t or the
wooden. shoes of
a pretty genet: girt."
"Now, Mr: t;artnichsel, what 3tt .your
Interest 1ft,Otatehen?" naked OM *kW
tartly,
ettrmle hael trembled vylt
h . trete
1
was o n n fO
w a a r a double Bitot,
an i
p g
`may
1nterett in ter ie better than yenta, tor
1 bare not asked her to Weenie sit
king's iinletr'esi."
itr Trost hightail*biit hid
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THE WLNGIIA I ' . t(S .FEBRUARY I,, 112
}"U+uclei"'cried the king, horrified at
this reation
"Mr,velCarmic,hael evidently has ap..
piled Me ear to some keyhole," $err
Ludwig replied, recollecting well the
day ' W head he suggested to the beaut$,
fttt young girl how easily and quickly
she could secure the riches, the pretty
things and the advantagea she desired.
It occurred to the tap room of the
tavern the day he had the Myeterlous
Interview with the aged clockmaker..
Yes, well did Berr Ludwig remember
bow he had told Gretchen that She.
could win the gowns, the carriages and
the Jewels her girl's heart craved nolo•.
17 through ber beauty, "by tui supreme
right of her beauty alone."
"No, no, net thrpugh the keyhole!"
retorted Carmichael. "The window
was, open. My clerk heard you plain*
ly.,,
"Uncle, Is tbislawnable thing truer
"Yes,. What would you? You were
determined to Make a'fool of yourself.
But rest easy. She is ignorant where
this, offer came from, and, moreover,
she spurned it, Ile Mr. Carmichael%.
clerk will affirm. Ob, Gretchen is a
fine little woman, and I would to God
she was of your station!" And the
mask fell from the regent's face. Ieay-
ipg It bitter and careworn. "Our pres-
ence Is known in Dreiberg; it has been
known for three days at least. And in
coming up here I had another errand.
Oh, 1 haven't forgotten it. In the
street there are at least ten soldiers
under the subchlef of the police. Rath-
er a curious conjunction."
The king turned white,
Carmichael ran to the rear window.
He shrugged. "There's half a dozen
in the garden too."
"Is there any way to the roofs?"
"None that would serve you.'/•
"Mr. Carmichael," said the king, of-
fering
!fering his hand. his handsome face
kindly and without rancor, "I should
be an ungrateful wretch if 1 did not
ask your full pardon. I am indebted
to you twice for my life, little as it
amounts to. And in my kingdom you
will always be welcome. Will you ac-
cept my hand as one man to another?"
"With happiness, your majesty. And
I ask that you pardon my own hasty
words."
"Thank you."
IHe'!s only young,"
sighed Ludwig.
The king emptiedthe drawer, put
the contents in his pack, tied the
strings and put it under his arm,
"What are you going to do?" asked
the uncle, vaguely perturbed.
"I am going down to the soldiers. I
am no longer a vintner; I am a king!"
And he said this in a manner truly
royal
"Gott!" burst from the prince regent.
"This boy has marrow in his bones,
after all. But the incarceration will
not be long. There are 10,000 troops on
the other side of the passes."
"Ten thousand? Well, they shall
stay there," said the king determined-
ly. "1 shall not begin my reign with
war. I will tell the duke the truth.
He will not dare go far."
"He will be a good politician, too,"
said Ludwig, with a smile of approval
at Carmichael, "No, boy, there, will
be no war. And yet I was prepared
for It, nor was I wrong in doing so.
Already, but for Herbeck, there would
be plenty of fighting in the passes.
Ach! Could you but see the princess!'"
"I have seen her," replied the king.
"Heaven would bave been kinder had
I seen her months ago."
"Say to his serene highness, then,
that you are willing to marry her."
"I'm afraid you do not understand,
uncle," the king replied sadly. "I have
the supreme happiness to love and to
be loved. Of that nothing can rob me.
And for some time to come, uncle
mine, I shall treasure that happiness."
"And . the little Gretchen?"
"Yes, yes! I have been a scoundrel."
And the king's eyes grew moist. "You
are happy, Mr. Carmichael. You have
no crown to weigh against your love."
And from that moment Carmichael's
heart warmed toward the young man,
whose sorrow was greater than his
own, for the king was giving up the
woman who loved htm, while Carmi-
chael was only giving up the woman
he loved, which is a distinction.
"Come, uncle, , ! said the young king;
"let us see' what is going on dowp-
Oairs."
Carmichael followed them down.
"There they are, men!" cried the
subchiet. "You are under arrest!"
"I am the king of Jugendheit" Calm-
ly announced Frederick Leopold. "Will
you subject me to public arrest?"
"And I," said the tincfe. "am 'Lud-
wig, prince regent.
The aubehtef laughed uproariously.
The king of Jugendbelt and the prince
regent! This Was a good. joke indeed!
"Your majesty and your royail high-
ness," sold the subebief, bis eyes
tevinkling, "will do me the honor of
accompanying me to• the Steinscblose.
You are nccused of being military spies
from Jugendheit."
lifay I retain thio bundle?" inquired.
the king.
`!Yes. I know what in in It. Vol. -
ward. martin".'
Carmtchaeil made as though to pre-
test, but Prince Ludwig signed filer
him to be silent. '
An hour later Gretchen appeared be-
fore .k'rau Bauer. Gretchen had gone
home fnimedlately after the tertian*,
thefight in the •' arden.
tions gt g ,.
"He was not hurt, trent?" ',fie asked
titaidiy. •
"Oh, no! The teroot them gate thew
selves up readily. They are Inuit ' in •
theeeitioss by thin time."
�tel n
"The Steinsebtoesr dreteben blanch
"Ugly woo, slat hes hip.
petted/4
' Wbi', your vintper and neer tad.
'wig were a - ala' boar—ttjio st.
w,
cased o! Ite1n Q
bob* (tilt > a ' n
She g dl d.or
8 e �� tor tlf<ei bo .
groped >r ,
"Where are "Ott BOWL Gretchen?"
Y her bight ilial Site will Mite
Icer higituess utas dreaming. She had
fallen into this habitof late. A maid
of honor ahnounced that the yonng
woman clretehera sought per presence.
"Admit ber, Sbe will he a tinge,"
said rde.
Gretciien appeared, red eyed end ills-
heveled. Jnsinntly alae flung herself
at, the feet of the princess.
"Wily, elreicheu?•'
""They- will not let me gee Wm, high-
ness!" Gretchen eboicetl,
"What has bappened. child?"
"They have arrested hire ars a spy
from .1 weendheit, and he is fnnoe'evtt.
Save hint, tilghetess!"
'How can 1 sure ''hirer •
t "He is not a spy."
"That must be proved, Gretchen. 1
cannot go to the Steinseleloss and or-
der them to liberate bbn," She lifted
Gretciieu to her feet.
"I have been there, and they will
not let nae see bite. I love trim' sol"
"I can arrange that for you. I will.
gowith you myself to the prison."
y
Thanks, hlgbness, thanks!" Gretch-
eu was hysterical.
I The king and his uncle had been
Wren adjoining cells on the ground.
floor, The princess and her protegee
were admitted without objection. The
sergeant in charge of that door even
permitted them to go into the corridor
unattended.
Voices.
`411 ash!" whispered her highness,
pressing Gretchen's arm.
"Acte! Wail, dear nephew; beat your
hands upon the bars, curse, waste
your breath on stone. Did 1 not warn
you against this very thing when you
proposed this mad junket? A 13ne
scandal;"
"Woe to the duke for this affront!"
Gretchen started to speak, but the
princess • quickly put her band over
the goose girl's mouth.
"Uncle, 1 will have revenge for this!"
"Good! Haug—bang; Slash and cut!
War is a great invention—on paper.
Come, my boy; you were sensible
enough when they brought us here.
Control yourself. Be a king in all the
word implies. For my part, I begin to
see."
"And what do you see?"
"I see that the duke knows who we
are, even if his police do not. He will
beep us here a day or two and then
magnanimously liberate us with pro -
"1 An THE KItNG OF JUGENDHEIT."
fuse apologies. We shall be escorted to
the frontier with honors. Efis high-
ness loves a jest too well to 'let this
chance escape. Besides, I see in the
glass the tine Italian baud of Herbeck."
"Gretchen, Gretchen!" said the king.
Gretchen could stand it no longer.
She wrenched herself free twin the
grasp of the princess, who. with pity-
ing heart. understood all now. Poor,
nuhaappy Gretchen!
"Ilere I am, LeopoId," the goose girl
cried, pressing her body against the
bars and, thrusting. ber hands through
them.
"The devil!" murmured the man In
the other cell.
"You here. Gretchen?" The king cov-
ered her hands with passionate kisses.
"Yes. yes! They have made a dread-
ful mistake, You are no spy from Ju-
gendheit."
"No, Gretchen." said the voice from
the next cell, "He is tar worse than
that. He is the king, Gretchen, the
king."
"Uncle!" in anguish.
"Let' us fi:n•e it over with.' replied
Prince Ludwig sadly.
"The king!" Gretchen laughed shrilly.
"What tie this, Leopold?"
The kli'g, still holding her hands,
looked down.
"Leopold!" plaintively. -
Still he did not speak, still he avert-
ed his head. But God knew that his
been was on the rack,
"Leo, look At me! Von are laugh-
ing!" Gretchen cried. "Why. did we
not work together In the vineyards,
and did We not plan for the future?
All, yes! You fire n king only to tee.
I see. But ids it cruel jest. Leopold.
amile at nae! Say sornethingl•,
"Gretchen. forgive tae!" despairingly.
"Ile asks me to forgive him!" dully.
1`or what?"
"For being; n villain! Yes," his voice
been With agony," i Sam the kin;, of
Ju„endheft, int stn 1 leans a man for
Met?" Ah, God help tete. I have 'a
right to tote like o'the'r men; Po not
doubt true Gretehe"iii do not think that
I played with you. 1 tore you better
than my crown, better than my hoa•
or;"
til1A'hT1;11 RVI,
' 5 (, lir
t t a.t•,Ta.
AitSIleIIAEl, tranipt"d about
his roam trestles. Uneasy,
starting et isounds, Ile wee
wafting for Grumbach and
hitconlrereb. Anything bUt thin ant--;
Croup 00s
Suddenly
BOUT midnight the child awakes
coughing --that peculiar, m.e,.
taliic cough called croupy, and which.
strikes terror to the ix?ather's heart.
Then bei ins the struggle for
breath, and if relief is to be obtained
treatment Must be prompt and
a;frective,
Anyone who has. tested Dr. Chase's
Syrup of Linseed: and Turpentine as
:a cure for croup will not hesitate to
,pronounce it an unqualified success.
It is wonderfully prompt itt loosen.-
ing the cough, clearing the lair
passages of the head, and, soothing
the excited nerves,
There are imitations pf Pr.Cbase's
Syrup of i,inseea and Turpentine. Be
sure you see the portrait and signa-
ture of- Dr. A. W, Chase, the famous
receipt book author, on the bottle.
you buy. -25 cents a bottle; family
size, three times as much, 60 cents;
at all dealers, or Edrrtanson, Bates
& Co., Limited, Toronto,
pease. A full day! And deeper, firm-
er, became his belief and cenvictlon
that Grumbacli's affair vitally con-
cerned her highness. He welcomed
the knock on his door. Grumbach
came In carrying under bis arm a
small bundle.
"Where are your companions?"
"They. are waiting outside." "
"Ile duke agrees," went on Car-
michael. "He will give us an audi-
ence at $:30."
"Did you mention my name?"
"No. 1 went roundabout. I also ob•
tanned his promise to say nothing to
Elerheek till the interview was over."
Grumbach spread out on the bed the
contents of the bundle.
"Look at these and tell me what you
see, captain."
Carmichael inspected the little yel-
low shoes. He turned them . over and
over in his hand. He shook out the
fold of the little cloak and the locket
fell on the bed.
"When did you get this?" he cried
excitedly. "It is her higbness'l"
"So it is, captain, but I have carried
It about me all these years."
"What?"
"Yes, captain. Count von Herbec(
Is a great statesman, but he made a
terrible mistake this time. Listen. As
sure as we are in this room together
I believe that she whom we call the
princess is not the daughter of the
grand duke."
Carmichael sat down on the edge of
the bed numb and without any clear
idea where he was. Free! It she was
not a princess she was free, free!
• * • • * • •
The duke allowed the tluartet to re-
main standing for some time. Ile
strode up and down before them, his
eyes straining at the floor, his hands
behind his hack.
"I do not recognize any of these per-
sons," he said to Carmichael.
"Your highness does not recognize
me, then?" asked the clock mender.
"Come closer," commanded the duke.
The clock mender obeyed. "Take oft
those spectacles." The duke scanned
the features, and over his own came
the dawn of recollection. "Your eyes,
your nose— Arnsberg, here and alive?
Oh, this is too good to be true!" The
duke reached out toward the belt, but
Carmichael interposed.
"Your highness will remember," he
warned.
"Hal So you have trapped me blind-
ly? I begin to understand. Who is
this fellow Grumbach? Did I offer im.
munity to him?"
"I am Hans Breuuner, highness, and
I ask for nothing."
"Breunner! Breunner! Hans Breun-
ner, brother of Hermann! And you put
yourself into my hands?" The tone
developed into a suppressed roar. The
duke took hold of Hans by the shoul-
ders and drew him close. "You dog!
So you ask for nothing? It shalt be
given to you. Tomorrow morning I
shall have you shot! Hans Breunner!
God is good to me this night! Thanks,
Herr Carmichaei, a thousand thanks! ..
And I need not ask wbo that damnable
scoundrel is who has the black face
and heart of a gypsy."
"Your highness," said Von Arusberg
quietly, "alt 1 have left in the world
are these two withered hands, and may
God cut them of( if they ever wronged
von in any act. I am innocent. Those
(To be continued.)
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Peculiar Species of Palm Tree Grows
on Sea island,
A peculiar species of palm tree is
found only on certain islands of a
group calved Seychelies in the middle
of the Indian ocean and nowhere
else in the world. it is called the
coco de mer, or sea cocoanut paten
twee.
The fruit is a large oblong nut,
covered with a thin husk. When Inc
husk has been removed, the fruit has
the appearanc, of two oblong nuts,
firmly joined to_:ether and we.ighing
trout 30 to 40 pounds. They ruw in
hunches, each containing from ni:r.•
to tea nuts, so that a whole bunch
will often weigh 430 pounds.
It takes ten years to ripen the
fruit. which, unlike that of the eunt-
rnort cocoanut, it to hard and horny
to serve as- food. The island natives
make many useful and ornatnentcl ar-
ticles out of the shell. But the must
important part of the tree is the
leaves, whien are made into mats and
baskets. 'There is always a great de-
mand for these things, on account of
their strength and enduring qualities.
For many centuries the fruit of this
tree was only known from specimens
of it which, floating out to sea from
the islands, were borne to the east
upon the Maldive and other coasts,
the Seychelle ` Islands, the home of
the tree, being then unknown.
So rare and mysterious a fruit was
held in high regard in Asia and it
was believed to be a sure antidote to
poison. It commanded a great price
in the Orient. Many Asiatics' believed
that this cocoanut was the fruit of
some submarine palm tree.
Such nuts as were thrown up on
the shores of India were highly val-
ued by Brahmin and Hindu fakirs
or religious mendicants, who, cutting
them apart, would polish the halves
and decorate them with bands of
carving in low relief of inscriptions
from the Hindu scriptures. So fin-
ished, they formed sacred begging -
bowls, in which the fakirs received
alms of money or food.
Guessed at Last.
The philosopher was sitting on a
bench in the park thinking about the
whyness of the wherefore when a
man rushed by him. The fugitive was
followed by another man who yelled
at the philosopher:
"Catch him! Lay hands on him!"
But the philosopher did not budge.
"Are you deaf? Why did you not
hold the murderer?"
"Murderer? What is a murderer,
sir?"
"What a question! A murderer is
one who kills."
"Oh, you mean a butcher, then?"
"What an idiot! I mean one who
kills another man."
"I see. You mean a soldier."
"Stupid! A murderer is one who
kills another man in time of peace."
"Now I have it. You mean an exe-
eutioner."
"I never saw such stupidity! I mean
a man who comes to the house of en
other and kills him."
"Oh, oh! I have it at last! A physi-
clan."
Tne man looked at the philosopher
for a few seconds and then rushed
away pondering over the last guess.
Climbing a Cocoanut'Tree.
Cecosinuts when ripe fall to the
greetel and wnen necessary are pluck-
ed b; men who climb up. It sox e-
times ,Hakes ones blood run cold to
sae thele run un the trees like tnotr-
k,ys. 'Iwo Ways Are practiced for
eieunteig the taunt. In the case of
a small tree or et an odd moment
the matt walks up the trim,, keeping
",ie Ertel flat agar:.st it and throwing.
i:a weight back frena it as mneli as
ire ;;:ala:, retaining his position at the
.ame time by the tension ofla his
rms.
t. e otaior rind safer plata is to pass a
..op iu cord aroufid
the feet, which
h
tretius
kepi -,•close together, and grasp
too trunk f the 'tree the arms Mettle
chile assisting the climber, Who iilelres
apiward iil a series 'nf junlps,
-._. SAVAGE SPORT.
Slapping Game of the tiontec..leorrotes
a Unique Contest.
Every nation bas Its vwa idea of
spoil That of the wild tgorrotes of
northern Luzon used to consist prin.
:ipaily of head bunting, a grisly and
bloody recreation which the American
occupation discouraged. But not all
the pastimes or the lgurrotes are as
horrible as tbis. One rather amusing
game of which they are food Is thus
described by Dean C. Worcester in the
National Geographic Magazine:
A constabulary officer tells us that
if we want to see a unique contest we
must ask for the slapping game of the
Bontoc Igorrotes, We want to sen all
there is going and say so.
A wooden bench is brought out, and
two lithe and muscular young men
step forward. One of them squats on
the bench, grasping his right thigh In
bis bands so as to tighten the muscles
as much as possible.
The other stands beside him and
stretches out bis right arm. He
thruCvs his arm back nod then sweeps
it forward In full round arm swing.
The blow falls on thin air, close to the
tightened thigh muscles of his oppo-
nent.
He now swings his arm back again,
Ms whole body turning with it; rises
on the toes of his left foot and puts
every ounce of strength whic•b he pos-
sesses into a blow delivered with the
flat of his band upon the rigid thigh
of bis 'opponent. Knots of muscle
spring out on his arm, back and legs
as he strikes and the blow cracks like
a revolver snot.
The recipient endeavors, sometimes
with pour success, to preserve an ex-
pression of contemptuous indifference.
The judges examine his thigh. If the
blow has been hard enough blood will
show just beneath the skin and he
will not have the sris*.action of taking
a whack at his opponent, but If this
result has not been aebieved the other
must take his seat on the bench and
submit to he smitten.
The contest c-ontinues uhtil MIA sne-
coeds in producing the bloody mark
en the other.
In ten years Americans have ex-
pended more than a billion dollars for
automobiles. This is more than that
country has spent for Dreadnoughts
for its navy. Ten years ego there
were only thirty-five hundred automo-
biles in the country; now there are
more than four hundred thousand.
Naval vessels now under construction
for the world's navies will cost half a
billion dollars, which is about half the
value of the automobiles owned by
Americans. It might be added that
the motor ears have caused more deaths
in ten years than all the navies in the
world.
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