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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1911-12-07, Page 6FORCE OF HABIT. (Pilek.) "What slid Senator Lark say when the teeertera Informed hitil WI his wire hod br.ought suit tor divorce? Uonfor (totem*, but not one cent tor alimony!he thunderea, rising in Ms most imprewallee Manner. SIDE STEPS. (Slack end White.) etillY;0e1-11-ou MaidEi? Witness -With law brother. Cs:wet-And your brother !Ives? WIthees--With rne. Ceunsel-Preciaelybut you both live Witnee•-Together. CRUEL. (Beaten Transcript) Wife-e-Solut I gave Vide one of those wrullere I made end he went and burlea it, an not snrprised. Ile proleate ly took it for a bone. THE LESSER EVIL. (Philade/phi/01mA/ ItIercyl Do you allow your husband to smoke in the house? Well, if 4 didn't let him timoke 'teal fume, and that would be a gooa deal worse. smuo. (Puck. Bragge-What is the meaniug of the word "mug"? Waggs-It means a man Who ie fat and sled of et▪ 41*, NO LETUP. (Exchange.) Gibbs-Baks married his wife be - MUM she 'Was a good couversetionalait. Dibbe-Yee, and divorced her because *be talked too much. T▪ HE FURNACE. (Brantford Courier). It's the voice of the householder, We hear him `exclaim: I've shovelled in coal, Rot to do ft again. LIKELY ENOUGH. (Baltimore American) "Jobely brags that he is a self made Man." "I thpUght he was a, little beggY at the knees.' , • ALL OFF. (Wetler)„, Talkative passenger -(trying to get in- to converaation)-1 see-er-yoirve lost your arm. • • Clentlettlan--.(trying to read) --So I have. How carelese et me! "SETT" COME TRUE. (Emporium (Pa.) Independent) The Independent stated a month ago that 301ui Fridette and family were get- ting ready to.Move to Niagara Falls. The family lett fee that place Tueaday morn- ings bag and. Nonage. WANTON PRODIGALITY. - (Philadelphia" Record) "You would ,be surprised," remarked the statistIcal, person, to know how Pura water Is, wasted in a big city." "I suppose so.' reiilied the man with the Imprestientistic nose. There are some people who drtnk it, rou anow.e 4.4.• LIFELIKE IMITATION. (Boston Transcript) Intending Parisenger-eHow long does the next train, stop at this place? Station master -Four minutes, E'rom two to two to two two. Intending Passenger (100kIng up) Beg Peirdnp; was that you just tooted or the train, • - • --- GETTING USED TO IT. (Pliengende Bletetter) "My future mother-in-law is realiy a tit too carotid. So that my fiancee xhall know what to buy after we are married, sho takes us both with her to the mar- ket every morning." "Weil, but evhat use are you?" "Ob. I paYl" a• SUOCESSFU L SWT. (Detroit Free Press.) '4Ho you were auccessful in your efforts to break Your uncle's wiji in which he left you only $20,000," "Yes. I won out easily." • "Aad how much did you finally get?" "After paying the lawyers / took down 45.500, STRANGE. (Wetehington Star.) 'T suppose you Mid living less expell- ees° since you took to gathering your own mushrooms?" srA little." replied Mr. Groucher. "We don't save anything on the mushrooms, but all our friends ha,vo quit accepting invitations to dinner." HIS REASON, Poet -Why do you call your cat "Manuscript' t • Ilackwritera-No matter how often or Itow far I send him, away, he always • tomes baekee-Judge. • all s * DISTRACTION NEEDED. (Washington Star) 4.roti don't seem to be making ranch progre,ss In golf." "No" replied Mr. Cumrox. "It worries. Do you know. 1 aonsetimes wish I was back in tha office •sel ete to have aothethIng to take My Mind off the game." •e, • LOYAL (Boston Transcript.) Marks -$o your Harlan barber refused to shave youY Why Was that? l'arles-I told him I'd -just had a Turk - 1P11 bath. TOTAL LOSS. (Chicago Recerd-Herald.) "Does your husband ever lose his Min- tier?" "Not any moreno lost it permanent. ly about two years atter our inerriage" OVERDOING IT. (Bxcbarigeo "She married him ter refernt hint" "And what was the result?" "He's so good now that he's shocked at uarly eVerything she does." ' • 1.. • IN THE NORTH WOODS, (Puck.) Wk End' Sportsiriari-I ujiit shot a deer. old chap! 211$ Pal-Greatl Kill him? asale PiWnd Briortemene-I, think not, Ile phot back! " a '• • WELL. UNDERSTOOD. (Philadelphia, Record.) labbs-Do you think we shall ever a unlvereal language? S.oble2-We have now when inoriev talks. e s- • e..s. sla 4 MORE TIME, (Chicago News.) "De 19 the men of the hour," "Irn't there ever a woman of the Leer?" "Tot. but it takes her an hoer and a badf." CONSIDERATE. "Why tio rmi argue with your vile?" *eked the bactrek,r. "Don't you know thP futility of ft7" "OE mom," reviled the nuirried man, "bat t have to allow her a iittle !measure once in while." 964, - Dogs 11 WITH A SNAP. (Boeton 'Drama -tint.) "Feek'm wife walks an over him. velescyou might tall a teleecinst. at do you a (1r*w ita oeft. :err; ,hrousli eat *lora MAI XMZMUZSIZSZMIXXXXXXMOZSIZSIZSAX xtzx Sybirs Doornxzz ILOWZMUZZUZAMMIZAZZXXXXX "No," gild flu* fairy; "bemuse there Isn't one of them half so big er so beautiful as you, Cousin Cyril. The of - Beers from Speckbaven come here; but eome of them aro ohl, and meet of them are ugly, fuel I dmat like them at all. Oh! What a 'Pie° evening it is, and how sorry I am you are going away!" -They were walking delve the long, tvindiug avenue that led to the •portio entrenee of the house, the etately trees Meeting OM their heads, the golden stare esglitter in the -cloudless blue. Verer beautiful -mysteriously beaeti. iut-looked the black depths of wood- land, the yellow groves of fern, the glimmering pools and lakelets, the oel. Vet Sweeps of ewer& The young mar sighed An he looked, then le.ughea. "I ean a modern Lara going forth from his father's litaBs, the "world illbe- fore me where to choose. And m.y e Sybil is sorry I am going away? Weil; it is pleasant to know that, even though you do usurp my vighte by and by, %Vhat it charming little heirese you will make, my pretty Sybil, and whet dam- ege those big Mack eyes and flowing ringlets will do after awhile! You don't like the officers from Speckhaven now, but you'll change your raind presently, my little one, Me forget even the ex - %fence of Cousin Cyril," "Forget yon!" cried Sybil, Indignant- ly. "Yon know better than that. I wish I were grown up it young lady now, and then you would marry me, woladn't you, Cyril? And I might go With you always. I should like that. I shoola like to tie with you always, and go with yoa everywhere." The shrill whistle of intenee amuse- ment with which IAeutenant Trevanion greeted this piece of intelligence scared the nightingales chanting vespers lathe green zloom. "By Jove! for it young lady of five years you know how to pop the quoit - non astoundingly. Highly flattered as I inuet be by your honorable inten- num, Mies Lemma yet permit me to flecline. This is not leap year, and ma- trimonial propositions emanating from your sex are not for an instant to • • be tolerated, Besides, M" precious little oeautvi / have one wife alroady." • , Syhil's Week eyes opened to • their widest, but before she could express, her iurprise or disappointment, there start- ed out from the coppice Aear it tall, gaunt oId Woman -a weird figure, half elad, with naked feet, area streaming Iron -gray hair, gleamIngi eyes, and dusky faee. Sybil recoiled with a little cry, more angry than startled.' "it's old Hester --Cracked Hester!" she said. "How, dare you come back,' af- ter what Uncle Trevanion said to you yesterday? She tried to steal Inc away; Cyril, and she snares the rabbits; and umee says bell have her transported for poaching, if she comes here any more." says it, but he won't do it, ray little gneen," replied the woman in- a husky treble, harsh and shrill. "He won't do it; for I know his secret, and the curse that is to fall. The Trevanions haveflourished long, but their end is near. The doom is at hand; and -then, my handsome soldier -then, 103' pretty Ihiie lady -look to yourselves! tate turned away with a tragical sweep of one bony arm, a spectral glance of tvarning out of the gleaming old eyes -- turned sIowle away, chanting as she went: 'el be Doom shall fall on NIonkswood Hell, Cur Lady and her grace! Dark falls the doom upon the last Fair daughter oi the race. 'The bat shall flit, the owl shall hoot, terini Ruin stalks with haste. '.1.11e, Doom shall fall when aeonkseiood Itall Ir changed to Monkswood Waste." "She aiwaye sings that," Sybil whieper- ed, •with a little shiver., "But, them she is mad,. poor thing! Her we are at the gates, and there is your fly. Will yell come back soon, Cyril?" wistfully. "I may never come back." Ire stooped arid kissed her tenderly. "But don't quite forget me, my dear littIe Sybil, and, remember, 1 will always have a ten- der spot in my heart for you. Come, we will exchange love tokens, little ape! Here is this ting. Wearit retina your neck until these fairy fingers grow large enough for it. If I meet you it score of yeara from now,, a stately and gracious young lady, I will know Cowan Cyril is *till remembered by this token." Ile kissed her again' and sot ter dove. "Will you be afraidto return. Sybil- afraiii of Cracked Hester?" "Olt, no! I will run all the way, And, Cyril, I will wear your ring, aad love you forever. And when I am a young laxly, please come back for rue, and I Pill go with you anywhere in the wide Wt. rid." "'You will 'live with me and be my love,'" the gay hussar said, laughing. "rt wouldn't be proper? Sybil, unless they bit roduce polygamy into this narrow - !minded country, pending your groVeing up. Good.byc, my little one. I May remind you of all this in years to come. :Meantime, fareweil-a long farewell -- my darling Mt% Sybil." Ile leaped into Che fly awl was gone, itiel the pretty fairy stood regretfully geeetig after him, with -a solitaire dia- mond, flashing in her handa-to meet spin -ohm I CHAPTER IV. "But he will surety relent, Cyril, Von eVs! hie oniy son." 'He will never relent, Roie. You don't know My father. We Trevanions are a , bitter and vindictive race, atul, as Shake. inane says, 'Fathers have flinty hearts; no prayers can move them,' No, my deer little bride, all hope is over there. I %%wild die of starvation at his Ores - hold -die ten thousand deaths -before I waald ever stoop to sue to MM. more." "send eee me die, tool" Rose Trevam ton said, bitterly; "for it will (mine to that, 1 suppose. You have uotaing but. you,- lieutenant's pay -ea brilliant pros. pect for the future." They were at Brighton, wit:tiler the hamar had brought his bride, walking On the West Cliff. The November (333' WAS shortening fate; a chill wild Ilew over the sox. Few were abroad hi the raw, autumnal twiliglit those feW strangers to them. He had brought his bride to Brigliton--thie digt,:trilled heir -- Viet slic naght be near, in else lilt fa- ther eoneented to see her.' 'I hat hope wat over TIOW. lIe had hut Stet returned from that fruitleee pia gebhap to Monkittiemil, lo find their loaeitigit &soled end hie three -weeks' e. sauntering drearily eti and down the West Cliff. 'Or 1 mey go on the n (age kola - her to rouge and ispangles once More, • Ann eern the, daily bread awl damp beef mery-rity life." she said. Atilt mot'. .i.rt:wr WM:WI Of IfIZI protes. glen de it. ted lieee d J":14 .-0.,•Ity lot It MI'S. Cyril Trevanion will be a taaing, and high-sounding 11;1111(3 1011 1110 1111184' L'eutenent Trevanion !oohed in wort - der at his wife. She stood gassing at the Julius rising on the Sea, her pretty yel- low curls blowing beck, the rose bloom bright on her cheeks --youthful sweet aft a dream, But 1150 fair brows were Unit, the dark eyegleamed an- filciltilei.xecleXte rosebud mouth was rigidly "It will hardly come to that, Rowe' he said, gravely. "Cyril Tree -animas wife Will never tread again the theatrical boarils, ana she 1:newts have Witt, one' friends, my Rose. They will Use their influence in my favor, arid, obtain Inc an appointment, abroad -it Imitative one, in mime of the colonies. Yea will iiao Itlina obj.eet to going abroad with me, my d Rose Trevanion .shrugged her graceful shoulders. "It is that, or starve, 1 suppotte. If we meet become exilea, we must; but I confess I hardly looked, forward to this sort of life, Lieutenant Trevanion, when I married you." ' Tim young mates powerful dark eyee feted full upon her in a look she felt, hut did not meet. "Then yon regret your mar. riage, Rose? YOU loved the name, the wealth, and the position of General, Trevanion's heir -not the :an who loved you?" "If you, wish to put It so -yea," the bride of three weeks answered, vith bitter recklessness. "Of one thing you may- he certain'sir; if I had -known this was to be the result, I should not have been your wife to -day! Let us talk no more about it, It is too late now." She turned petulantly away frein high and leeilted anoodily seaward. Very fair and childish she appeared -very sweet and delicate looked the rosy tneuth that uttered such cruel words. Her youeg husband stood beside her, hie ho.na- some fao more darkly stern than Mor- tal mazi had ever seen that face befoie. "It grows cold. Do you not wish to return to the hotel?" he asked, bilefly, after A PRI1100. "Ne. What does it matter? The soon- er I take cold and get my death, and make an end of it all, the better," - Ile took no ponce oi the taunt. Hie face eould hardly grow more darkly rigid than it was; but he turned to leave her, -"In that ease'then, you will have the goodness to excuse me for a mozne ent. I think I see some oue. yonder ' I know.", He walked hastily away in the direct' tion of the read. Friendly faces had very little interest for aim just at that moraent, but anything was better that% standing with his wife's frowning brow before him. Left alone, Rose Trevanion drew her mantle about her, shiverhig a little in . the bleak blast. ' "Was it worth while," she thought, moodily, "to risk me much to gain so little How much better off shall I be' out yonder -in some dreary colonial town, the wife of it besotted, enoont struck simpleton, than I was before? Better to have remained Mate Adair yet awhile longer, and waited for the' uck that must have come." Lieutenant Trevanion joined his friends -two military mee-one 51 young and eminently handsome man, the other a tall, fine-looking, powerful personage of nearly forty, whose bronz- ed faee and scars told of battles lost end won. "Major Powerscourt," the young hus-, ser said, holding out his hand. "they told me you were home on sick leave, but I confess I hardly looked to see you at Brighton in November. When did you arrive?" "Cyril Trevanion, by all thee ser. prime' exeirtinsed the stalwart major. "Why, how the lad has grown since I ssie him last, and as like the' general, ill lit old commanding officer, es two initts! My friend, Captain Haat/ley, of "ours' --Lieutenant Trevanion. When dal T arrive? This afternoon.' to please Ilawksley here, who kite friends in the place, and if I had known we were go- ing to have Buell beastly weather, I'd' have seen my friend Hawksly very con- siderably Inconvenienced before I came." • "There'snothime the nuttier with the weather," said Captaia Ilaveksleyt "rawish, to be sure, but what would you have hi the middle of November?. If a man leaves his liver out there in India, lie has no right-ehl by .Jove! it's net possible, is it? I say, look there, Powerecourt!" - Both men stared, tor Captain liawks- ley' had all at once fallen into it state of alarming exeitement in the middle of his sentence. "Look there, Powerseburt! Rose Daw- son, for a ducat!" "Eh?" eried Powerecourt; "little Rose, tbe girl who was with you last year deer -stalking in the Highlands! Where?" "Yonder -alone on the Weft Cliff,She doesn't see us -how she will open her big black eyes when she sioesi And so haw the little sorcerees is dressed -- got up regardless of expense. What's the name of the latest moth whose wings she has singed, 1 wondert" "Latelles was speaking of her the ono er day et the club," sala the major; "tom nte she had foiled some rieli foot. in merry her. Poe devil. Way didn't slut cut bis throat at once! Let's go and congratulate her." "Stop!" said Cyril Prevenient. Ite wits deathly pale, and his eyes glittered like live coals, "1--I happen to know that lady, and I --for Cioda mike, Pow. erecourti" with a midden fierce cry, "what is it you meanie The two men looked at hint then at each other. Major Powerseotirtihad been smoking -he took hie ellen trent be- tween his lips, and laid his hand on the young hussara shoulder. "You know the lady?" he said; "delft Itnttri eaiineej Trevanion, that yea have "I have married her!" Cyril Treven. ion tyke, loudly and pitesionately; "she is my wife -what then?" "Why then," replied Powerseoui t. dropping hie hand and replacing his el. gar, "I have nothlog more to say; only the tooner you take your /elite1 and blow your bredrie out, the better. Hoe yene and earth, TreVarli011, what all egregiotm young ass you have beerii" e"Stopi" the young man exclaimed, liesreely, "even sueb, old friendship as your'. Poweraeourt, giVel sight-.--" He stopped -short, liter- ally unable to go on, almost suffocated with the horrible emotion within him. Captain lletwaeley looked at Mnit tniM* pa Asionately. "I IVIll leeer noir with your friend, Powereceurt," he seal, "'I will go bock to town, and islet ter yea on the Par. sae, Devalth ugly pave rt hominess thig altogether i" In a (ow vriee. "Pre gad to be well ont of it.", Ile bowed to Ineranion, but the lats. sar never saw it. Ilie filo Wail ghastly, am Major Powerveourt took his grin and, led him away. VIII sorry for yea. Trevanion," the deer officer said, gravely; heorrier al- most than if I saw yon dead, before Inc. a 004 heavemil whet will your father say -the proOdest old martiPet In the three Itingdoras! Was there no friendly voice to warn you --nu friendly hend to rettelt out and save you front the made -deg act or a madinall'e life? laeellee told me some one hart inarried her, but, by Jove! 1 . couldn't believe it. L couldn't iinegine the esietence of so in - fainted an lillotl" .. . Lieutenant Trey:Won blirst into harsh, diseordant laugh. "1 have heard of aole's comforters, Powersourt; they should loam had you to give lessons. Speak the truth, meal" turning upon ban with gulden fury, "and speak at opee, or lell tear it frelia your throat! Who .and svbat is yonder w om an ?" "Shels the most vicious and unprin. cipled little adventuress the wide world hold.. T met her in Parte. Ilawkostey and I both know all about her. Did you ;lever hear of her first marriage -of the poor fellow who was her Brat husband " "Her husband!" . "A bad business, oldboy--yes, she ime a -husband. Ile was a private in Hawks- leyai onipany-thates how Phil got to know aer first. It apepers She was orig. inally a Miss Resale Lemoine, the only daughter of a drunken Frenchman, an actor, a savant, A broken-down l'ORO, and she ran away with this soldier -Joe Dawson, I believe he called hintself-at the precocious age of fifteen. He was a bruite, •I must say, a port, of the lowest order, and when she left, him and his youngster, three years after, for life in Paris -Well, I for one, who don't see up for a rigid moralist, did not blame her. She returned to him, however, four months later, and a heavenly life he lea her, if the truth were known,ina state of &Arnie and beastly drunkenness. banallee after a flogging, he deserted, taking his wretched little drab of a wife with him, and the next we heard of him he was dead." . "Dead!" a door 110,1a -murdered -struck with a stone' right, on the teinple, by some one allat home In the anatomy. Don't ask me who did it -give the devil las clue -she had earned it richly. There was search made for his wife, but she, had vanished -the authorities at Leam- ington never found her from that day to this. They buried poor Joe Dawson, and sent his child to the work -house. A year later, a pretty little actrees, a Mies Rose Adair, appears, and the initiated knew her at once, but kept their own counsel. Why should Hawksley, and sueh fellows as that, turn Ithadaman. thus, and. haunt to perdition a poor lit- tle wretch who never injured them. There's her story for you, and the soon- er and the quieter you get ria of her the better. You may depend upon Hawks- ley a,nd me, clear boy -very few know or your mad marriage, very few ever need know. I will muzzle her effectual- ly in five minutes with the threat of the rope and the hangman. Come, cheer up, Trevanion," with d. hearty slap on the shoulder. "NO aesperanatim: • But Cyril Trevanion WAB staring straight before lam, with an awful, blind, vacant stare. It was fully five minutes .• before he spoke, his fade wearing ,the . dull, livid pallor of death, "Let us go to her," he said, in a hoarse. breathless sort of way. "Oh, my (kid! I can not believe what you tell mei There is some tnistake-some how. rib! e mistake. Let us go to her, Powers - court, and, telt nie you never saw her sbteiftnowl,„ or I shall go tuna where I • "My poor boy!" Major Powerseourt said, compaseionately, "heaven knows 1 would spare you if I could, But it is best you shpuld know the truth. Let us go to her, as you say." They spoke no more; in .dead silence they drew near jho lonely little figure, 'still gazing moodily -at the gathering hniste upon the sea. She recognized the clank of the spurs, and spoke without turtling around, "How long you have been, Lieutettant Trevanion," she 'said, in a tone of pee- vish imminence. "I am famished and half frozen. Let us go back at—" Sbe never finished the sentence. She had turned erovaid, and was face to tate with the Indian major. He -stood .be- fore her, tall, stalwart, stern as doom, and, like a galvanized corpse by his side, Stood her :deluded husband. Her face turned of a deadewaxen vlateness irorn brow to chili, and the word s she was ut. tering froze on her lips. "Major Powerscourti" "Yes, Rose Dawson," Major Power - court auswered, sternly, "It is 1. You hardly expected to see me again eo soon, when we patted in Paris, did you? I confess, for my part, I Amnia es soon have looked for the Em- press of the French promenading the' leeest Cliff at Brighton. I thought it was an understood thing you aid not come to England, Mrs. Dawson?" She rode uo reply; she stood white and trembling to the very lips. The ma- jor loomed ilp before her, big, stern, pita leo as death itself. "I came here with another old friend of yours, Rose--Captein. Philip Hawks. ley. Ana I have told Lieutenant Tre- vanion all. Do you hear, Bose Dimon? for I deny yout claire to any other name -all. That nasty little episode of poor Jot Dawson among the rest," She uttered a low, wordlese ety of abjeet terror, and hid her White, fright. cned Mee in both heeds, , "You're a clever little woman, Rose, and I rather admire your pluck in put. tittle an end to that tirttnlcert beast Daw- sou; but, by Jove! when you delude in- fatuated young nien into marrying you, .You come it it little too ettong. Not that you have the shadow of a claim upon zny young friend Trevanlon; boys Of nineteen can tot legally contract marriages; but lett you slieuld grow to farity you hove, I may ae well put an oriel to year delusion at once. I give you just One week to milt binglahile mei dear airs. Dawson; if, At the and of that time you are still to be Mewl, I will have you In the Old liailey in four- atal-tweetenhours. Ana I can heng you, Urnolgshevaitiod lal do it, by ell that's She droppee her bends from bolero her Mee, and looked birn straight ill the era, her Om brightly defiant. The firet shock ever, and the little golden. haired tioreerese could be as insolently defiant et the bravest. (To be Continued.1 • OLD ENGLISH COIN FOUND, Mervin Acker, el Deavertown, While picking apples foutid imbedded In the •gimp of net old apple tree an English coin with the 'Menem of King George' III. on one side and the emblem. of Greet Britain on the other. The tein is 136 yore old. It is iMppose1 the I• min wtos Plated lit 'the 'tree for eine lceping and toYetril by the weed, only to be dieroverd Om. enanny years by the (Wally* elentrients of titrie.-joblite town Democrat. Ways to Coo CHICKEN ot CIIICKRN Pike -Cut upsobicken; Place in hot water enough mteif'eliVer, as it butte 01- with the chicken and a thick gravY AWAY add ore, so to have enough Mr the pie and for enty or gravy to servo with it, enu hill until tender. Line tile melee of a pan svitlt a rIelt biscuit dough a miarter or n inch thick, then weli seasoned wait salt, pepper and but- ter. Lay a few pieces ot bacon in. Cov- earvevvriltalieltifortlutt end Mate In a moderate , CHICKEN idtsT OASSE110M-Wine a four -and -one-half lender fowl and cut In nieces for serving. Surinkle IV tat salt and Poem', SPreaci generously with but. tee and place en caaserole. Adel one cen- ftil or boiling water. Waft On cover end hake until ohicken '18 tender; then seta one cupful or cream, two ctinfulls ue resit nwahrooms cut in pieces and one -halt cuuttill or cooked pieces. Agan cover, and cook anon minutes. Chicken saute) 'with one tableepoonful of flour diluted with cold water to pour mese CHIareasee efOnSeE-The day before the mousse le to be eerved, cook one cup. ful of rich chicken stock with the beaten oats rig two eggs one minute; season to taste with salt and pepper, and if the flavor is liked, A intie celery -eau; all one cupful of the pounded whtte meat Of cola boiled chicken, one tablespoonful of gelatin dissolved in a littye mild water. Stir all together well, then 011/80 Ihr0110 A Sieve. Add a cupful oe whipped cream and the dry whipped whites of three mem). Beat well 'with an egg -beater until nearly cold and then turn Into a wetted Mold and stand on ice until firm. • ....On .4111,11,...•,,, FARM PROFITS. "Hew has the old place been paying this year?" "Fine," replied Farmer Cerntossel, "Me and 'Mandy got enough summer board money to keep us in condensed milk an' canned meat for the hull win. ter." -Washington Star, Well, Well! THIS is a liOmE Dyg , That ANYONE can use I dyed ALL these DIFFERENT KINDS 1/4---;• of Goods. .1 with the SAMEpue„. 7=-1 used DY -0-1A IMEDYEFoRAII ICINDS0F000Ds ../ . - • •••"- OLEAN and SIMPLE to Use. NO chance of Wing the 'WRONG Dye forthe Goods ORO !WI to C0101: AU COIOTS from yOnr Druggist or Dealer. PRIM Color Card and STORY Booklet 10, The Johnsowalo.hardson Co., Limited, Montreal, ws••M101•I•F•III•1••! THE UNDER DOG. (New York Press) • Colonel E, H. R, Green. disgusting with a N'ONV York reporter hie 4,000 propos- als of marriage, said: "My female wooers appear to be of a mild, shrinking nature. They are not at all like the wife of a friend of mine down Texas way. This man beloime to the Tarpon Club and I once heard two clubmen talking about him. "Poor George tells his wife every- thieg he does' said tbe first clubmen. , "Yes", said the smile. "end he does everything she tells him." PILES CURED AT HOME BY NEW ABSORPTION METHOD If you suffer from bleeding, itching, b/ind or protrading Piles, send me your address, and I will tell you hoiv to cure yourself at home by the new ab- sorption treatment; and will also send eorne of this home treatment free for trial, *with references from e-eur own iccality, if requested. Inunediato relief end permanent mire assured. Send no money, but tell others of this' offer. Write to -day to Mrs. *M. Summers, But P. 8, Windsor, Ont. Lord Kitchener's French Service. Lord Kitchener is to receive the war medal bot having <Served with the French taw in 1870; but though the fact ot this service lies often been asserted by the French, "Kea' la." himself has- never either "admitted or denied." During the war he Was a Woolwich Cadet, and in the long ovation he joined his fatuity at Dinan at Brittaint, to rub up his Fronde Nearest the truth, perhaps, is the writer who says; "Lord Ritehener's /irst experience of war was tinder the lereneh flag. In 1870 he enlisted as a private in a nlObile battallion under Gen, Chaney. He sew no fighting, but as sided- in some balloon asceets that end. ad in a ehil arid an attack of pneumo- nta,"--Lonaim Chroniale. • 9 a Tr CURES CORNS QUICKLY Patient's Corn FXtractor is Warranted tO cure Corns without, pain, In it few hours. Give "Putnam's" it trial ana you will be satiefied. It ie sure, safe &Ad Painless. Prio eiie per bottle, . • DOES IT WITH A SNAP. "Peek's wife tease all over hint. Re's what you might eall it telescope hus- band." "What do you Mean 1" 'She draws hint out, sees through hin and shuts him ' Minard'a Liniment Cures Diphth I er.a. FILES TO BLAME. ereceilangea Mee are the nieln euee for the Spread • ot ts,phold fever mimeo. infentutn and all the bisenees of children that are call* ed ,feurnrocr conmlaints," Stops a. Cough IN On MGM OATARRH AN P WEAK THROAT NOW CURED WITHOUT SWAL. LOWINO DANGEROUS DRUGS. By Breathing the Soothinge Healing Vapor of Oaterrhoeone all Throat *d Catarrhal Trouble is Quickly Duped. We simply wonderful to think how quickly a bad, threat or cetarelt eau be wed with Catarrhozone. Its rich bal- ee0310 vapor is .carried 'nlong with the breath into the innermost i•ccesses of the lunge, broncilial tebeti aud chest, Making it impossible Thr the germ of any disease to live- Thee soreness of the ehest is at once allevieted-plilegia Is loosened and ejected from the throat, old -standing einighs are removed." "1 auffered from an irritable, weak throat for three years. I had a severe cough,s, pain over the eyes, conetant bad etaste In my mouth,and noises in my ears, It Was chronic catarrh. No. thing gave permanent relief till I used Catarrhozone. In one hour it reliev- ed, and in a few weeks draise all trace of catarrh from my system. "TIMOTITE.TeS A. SALMON. "No, 0 Lopez street, Kingston, Jit." REMEMBER THIS - You breathe Catarrhozone and it will mire any throat, chest or bronchial cold. Largo size, guaranteed, costs $1,00, and lasts two niorithe; steelier gees, etic. ;slid Me. Beware of imitations and insist on "OATARRHOZONV only. By mail from the Catarrhozone Co,, Buffalo, N. Y,, and Kingston, Out,. - WOMAN AVIATORS. While there are nineteen lady /WO - oats -known as aavocates"---at the Par- is bar, there are only a dozen avietriees, or in, plain Engliela lady avfators. For- merly there were thirteen, a Paris con- temporary informs us, but they were reduced, to a dozen by the death of Mme, Denise Moore...* The present "demos casettes" are hime. de Laroche, who was the first to .attempt to fly; Mile. Helene Dutrieu, Mlle. Use Her - yeti; holder of the Femina cup; Bile. Marvinght, Mlle. Marthe Niel, Mine. Moisant, Mine, Driancourt, Nine Franck, Mme, Hervartson, Miss Maurice Harriett Quimby, Miss' Blanche Staart Sott and Mlle. Deese. The foregoing gives us six French wo- men, four English, mai American, and one Germau, Mme. de Laroche and Mme Franck have met With serjous accidents. The others have been more successful. Mme, Driancourt as said to be the most intrepid of this Maumee band, She is toe mother of 'three children, and while her exploite are credited With terrifying -her husband, they are the wonder awl ad- miration of avietoes. We may mei that our contemporary ignoree Mrs. Maurice Hewlett, who is not only an aecompit ea flier, but also has a practical know. ledge of aeroplanes sueli as not ad avt. atom posses -From the London Geom. ALUM AN UNSEEN DANGER IN FOOD.' lsioted food, scientiste have degidea that alum is an unscea danger in food, and as a result of their investigations, rigorous laws have been enacted. and are now being vigorously enforced in Eng- land, Prance. and Germany, prohibiting the use of altun iIt food% • lentil suitable lime are passed in Can- ada prohibiting the use. of alum baking. powders, every housewife should be elude] , to buy only a baking powder that has the ingredients printed piainiy on the label. . INABILITY. I cannot see the Old plays I saw long years ago, • For nerve, alas, would fail me And tears would surely flow; Two dollars for a froat seat I paid without a whine To hear some mIscast- mtner Exclaim: -The world is mine:" I cannot read the old. hooks I read in days of yore: Ssmehow each ancient idol Is now taught'by a bore; 1 used to tackle pages Six .hundred in it hunch, But pow I'm always looking For etorles with a Punch. I cannot spend the 0.1 dough - spent in days gone•by; cannot eat the oid food Ere prices were skyebigli; I cannot drink the old drinks That used to be extant; I minnot sleep the old: -sleeps- cannot because 1 etsn't. -13enVer Republidan, Minard's Liniment Co., Ltd. , Gentienten,-In July, • 1905, t was thrown from it roda machine, injuring myelap and beck badly and was obliged to use a mach for 14 months. In Sept. 1006 Ma Wm. Outridge of Laehute urged me to try MINARDS LINIMENT, whieli I aid with the most satistactory result and today I am as well as ever In my life, Years eineerely his • • :MATTHEW x BAINES. mark 1111014111111•1101/••••• OIL CLOTH AS A CURE. ttY been assigned to his room he telephoned dowto e oftlee Mr OVA strips Ot 011- e 1:tr'aen thSoo.a, after the new arrival had "Another one," soli the .elerk, after as - Miring the guest that the 61Ieloth would be sent up immediately. "He Is a som- nambulist. 9 suppose. We keep strips of oilcloth in reserve for fellows like him. They sOread it on the floor on either side of the bed. EitepOing on oilcloth avhen he gets out of bed is pretty nicely to e.weken Um most confirmed sleep-. andorkorevatinut: eoeturnal wauder- wy Mb -lard's Liniment euros Colds, 80, • REJOICE, YE LANDSMEN( sickness there et!,ve been rid end, Alany Of eutos and preventativee fee eat. attempts Imre Also - been made- to di- minish the rolling of ships, the meet sueessful of which, perliape, has been the applicetion of the gyroseope. German engineer Minted Frahm claims to IiitVe solved the ridie by Placing a tank on each side of the we- ed,The two 0 -Like are onnected by e pipe providea with nay suitable d- 11(0 by varying it$ effeetive cruse. toenail and the National teeistauce i5fPitiPe" ivaity t 6thetheosifiltlawtiof • olfirattire; of water from tide to side ean he le- gulatea in perloa end phaee. SO that it eolInteritets the rolling tendency of the ship. The Prelim apparatus bite given more succesAful results during A Wel of two of the littmburg ,trica Company steemere - the !'pr - intro arid the Coneortukt-mid Ss to be Installed on their eoloetal new ilner, the Europe. The Wee in net ft ilea ene,though eprierently • rtaani Ilea i0. proved upon the metliode of regulating the witter flow. A /tanner ileviee wee tried on It. M. brexib!a as far bark ft PIK COOK:RAGE PRORUCTION. 1910. (Forestry Pena, Bulletin aka 37.), • Tbe amount of eooperage produced in Canada daring 1010 has been coznpiled by the Dominion forestry brangh at IOttawa. Reports, were received from one bundled and thirty-three firms, of Mach niziety-four were in Ontarimeliow- ing that the Week and tight cooperage was produeed in Citnadit to the Value of • one nallion seven litindred Intel forty thousand dollars. .A.ti the bardwood for- ests of Canada are already greatly de. pletesl, awl as the Criendian products transported in barrels are chiefly flour and applea requiring only eleck, cooper. age, the tight cooperage stock mann- teetered in 1910 antennas to only one- fifth of tile total value. Barrels made front tight stock arc need as containers of oils, alcoholic liquore and other lige • uids, and as Canada has preetieally no wood of Huffieiently clear quality for stieh stork, the met of it hag to be imported is staves or stave bolts from the United States. Of the total, slack cooperage Snade up one million three hundred mid ulnety.five thousand dol• - lars,' whioh is two hundred thousand • dollars 'esti than the 1001 value. Not- witlistaeding the decrease in value of slack cooperage for 1910, the number of pieces producca was five buntired thou. sand more than in 1000, Practically no cooperage is manufactured in Canada for expert, end whatever quantity Is sbipped out is the cooperage Mit on the manufacturers! hands after the donnas. tie market has been satiefied. In the middle of the last decade the export trade wee quite an important branch of the ooperage industry, but . in 1910, export of Staves, heading and barrels aznouoted to only one hundred and fif- teen thousand dollars. TREMENDOUS VALUE OF PRICE BROS' ASSETS. Have Four Million Acres of Timber and Pulp Lands. A prominent. Montreal brokerage firm, In a recent review of Price Bros. es Come Pam', the large paper and lumber mer- chants, established in the Province of Quebec over one hundred years ago, give same interesting information with regard to their -.tremendous properties. The company owns or controls over 4,000,100 acres (or 1000 square miles) of timber and nulowood lands, excellently watered, and estimated to contain over 100,000,030 feet of merchantable timber and 20.010,00n cords, of pulpwood. The three companies comprising Price Bros, show the follow- ing earnings during the years mentioned:. 1908. 5283,528; 1909, 5196.766; 1e10, $448,401, These ere net earnings after providing, forclepreelatIon and all charges, except- ing band interest. The actual earnings ter 1910 were almost $50,(CO more than the eetimate mede at the time the first mort- gage bonds were issued by the Royal Securities Corporation. It is stated that, the new paper and pulp mills now being, coustructed will increase this earning, power $1,000,0(0 a year, or more than,. double what it is a.t present. The Securities of the company have been very active in' Montreal lately,. where they are very closely held. The control of the company is in very strong hands, and they (10 not seem to be Ing to part with their holdinga at any- thing like present market prices. FUR COMBINATIONS, Ermine ith mole is liked, -Opossum is used with caracul. Ermine is lovely with Persian lamb. 131aele velvet trims one ermine set. There's a white ,fox eollar on one black lamb oat. A rieh seal coat shove a lovely sable A huge blaek fax oiler finishes a Per - Man lamb coat, A skunk collar over it lager one of ermine le on a broadcloth eoat. Pointed black fox faces one faseinat. ing•carrie,ge cot of whitest ermine. When used to triin it black fur er- mine looks the best with the talle. But entire ermine garments show therm toile as feinge, or in other massed trimmings. 40. Seed tor free aample to Dept. H. L., Na-, thmal Dru & Chemical Co.. Toronto. TO PROLONG LIFE OF NEEDLES. The girl in a small apartment need no longer crowd her rooms with an ungain- ly sewing wahine or else run up long seems by hand. There are faseinating handpower machines that fit into small boxes that cah he put out of sight iii a bureau drawer when not in use. Keep on hand a supply of needles in all numbers, as it is Most annoying when a needle breaks to have to send to the store before a eeam can be finished. Needles can have their life prolonged be, rubbing 011 4 whetatOne to a new 'Mint when blunted. The finest needle eau be easily thread- ed by holding a white paper on opposite Bids of the eye to make the hole more oromizient.-Philaaelphin, Publie Ledgm, TRY URINE HE RENI.fn swot Red, Weak,Weary,Watery Eyes and GRANULATED EYELIDS MurineDoesn'tSinart-SoothesEyePatit �nigu,tsts S.11 bicatteEwrIlemeas,Ltssik2st,soc,si.ts Murine Eye Sem in Agenda Tubes, 128c, 41.00 EVE BOOES AND ADVICFl ERSE Mr MAIL MurineEyermsinedyCom,Chicagov SON ETH I NG FROM NOTHING. Some ehildren were onee asked by ate hispeetor at a sebool examination wile - tiler they knew the meaning of the word "scaudal " one little girl, holding her band up, attracted the uotiee of the in- speetor. He desired her to answer the quetion, upon which she gave this (lain. ition: "Nobolly does nothing, ana every- body goes round telling it." --From Ave • rho * fillnartrt Liniment Otires aarget 10 Cows. FOR THE CHILDREN. .(Xew York Sun.) Tho latest feature of the (termin) city aystem is the introduetien of soap, tcl,..113,1,t iaoads. nratiletle taihntlitinsse diminish tho danger that 11121' arise from dirt but also to ti nke in the eltridi,en thi sense of eleanlIttese, mental as well ift1:3'reeil))neLY:e1111-ietit'is. aittlitilerietckiseisiobnes°3fIr IAlfainnget %sashimi, go en to explain how it Is done. The great majority or mankind regard tin SIT'OcenA Of washing tones hands as it rittatiatetivelv ample matter, That is net tbe view of tee German authorities, Tete, tecogniee a perimaeory mid a. la tit:e enithanent Meat to lie 131S11011 tO 1)',)?' (1' doing Ohio, tom with 1111'Ise 'lthe' Wive nullified nail bnigh Minard's Llnirtisit CAres Di:temper. ISSUE NO. 48, 1911 MENTOS WANTED, A GENTS WANTED, TO SELL SaA XX Prance laundry Tablete. •Was'ilag walls/tit washboard or washing Ma'. inee Idakee, clothes as white as snow. Igiree them and vein not injure the fineet Raton.* and Iiimpsoire sell thei ; also Stanley Mills Co., Mel G. W. Robinson Colman:v. of rearaliton. Write Lf. Ar- land.$521/4 Queen etreet weet. Tine:1V/, agent for the Dominion. Ube cannot SOPIAY th, nAyIII.necnnt no other, hat sandstamp for illOStratn4 tioolsa-sealel At Rive; fall pante. Warsand dtrestioas Insalashis to balks. WINDSOR SIIPPlif CO., iiiieescor. Qat. Orneral Agents At 0111)11 Every Woman Is waattmuuti:Janaaalerktakcn.e„e the wedefl 7iirlint;IwYsgalSyrgeB. tcprt:ilsaIAitit.. 1Without Danger & Almost Painless, A Boon to Prospective Olothcrs, NurseEllies)MATRIXIME Rerneves the Perils of Childbearing &Strengthens Atotherand Child* Mailed with-Invalo. able Information. Sb or throe for$12. Tho Rebooting, Romegy. Co., 52 ADELAIDEST Easr, TORONTO. SILVERWARE FREE ijiWi en appearance and utility this silverware Is exceptionally attractive. They are butter polished as carefully as any pieceof Sterl- ing Silver ever produced. A handsomer line hi.gracefieness of pattern and richness of finish is not found in the market. This beautiful a piece set Ot SIX TEA SPOONS, BUT. TER KNIFS AND SUGAR Seal in PUFF LINED RACK BOX is given Ma for selling only $3,00 worth of lovely Gold Embossed Picture Post Cards at a for 10e. The very latest de - Signs in Views, Floral, Birthday, Comics, etc. The fastest sellers, Just allow theta and take In the money. Write to -day' and get a package. Hurry now, for we_give AA extra present fos prometeess. CoBALT GOLD PEN CO., Dept 408 Toroato, Ont., amon..1 • . ES ITS NAM The GE Truk Pacific Station, for- merly known as Fiddle Creek, mile 997.8 rCaelli west of Winnipeg, ,has been changed to Miette Hot %Vying% it will be in this locality that the first of the Grand Truiak Pacific leountain Hotels will be ereeted., and is -within seven or eight relies of the Miette Hot Springs that are situated just beyond the famoue Roche Miette Mountain' * which looms up to the west of this sattion. The whole of the territory in the vicinity of the Miette not Springe Sta. tion will, without doubt, become one of the greatest Meccas in America for the ever increasing tourist traffie oath the mountaine as an objective point, as everything that goce to make up an attraetive mountain resort is found in this locality. The Miette llot Springs will become famous the world over as the efficacy of the waters of these eprings for media eina1 purposes has been proved, and for bathing purposee are without 0010 - There are four winos. with tempera- tures as follows: 111 cdeerees, 116 de- grees, 122 degrees, 127 degrees. A HOLE FOR A HOLE. LittleDonald had a penny givenThim to buy whatever he pleased. His three years, of dignity thus had a new impulse. thrust upon him. He deeided to visit a bakeshop, and a doughnut wee; his choice.. In a 'lusty voice he called Mr one ,and immediately passed the penny to the shopkeeper., "See here, my hey," saki the man. "this penny luts a hoht ln it. I don't kniew as I can take that penny," "But the doughnut has a bole in it," Donald responded, and he got the doughnut-Nationa? Magazine. V lb "AS NEAR PERFECTION AS POSSIBLE") ST. LAW RECE -CRYSTAL DIAMONDS The finest Ltunn Sugar ever produced. These Sparkling Tablets, of the purest Sugar are dainty and tempt- ing in appearance, and are sold in at- tractive 5 lb. Cartons and by the lb. is 99-91100 to 100 per cent. pure. The St. Lawrence Sugar Refinlag Co.. Limited, Moetreal. m•••••4•....04.0.0. A GROWING TOWN Prince Rupert, Brinell Columbia, the Pacific Coast terminus of the Grahd Trunk Pacific Railway, is going it pace, and for a young city the -business that IA now done there is remarkable. Dur- ing the month of September there were 80 steamers railed at the port and 81 departures. HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT, (Vancouver Province). - The name "Connaught," imeordIng to an authority. is aecented on the first syllable, and Is pronounced as if snelled Cou-nawt. This Is the Anglicized pro-, nuneiation. In Irish, the"gli" is not an- ent. and 13 pronounced. like 'eh" In the Seettish "lech" and "nicht," or in the the German "nieht" (meaning noto wpm' wikraiiiiReE A beautiful small size LA1)IP.8' 'WATCH' handsome LEA'rliEft BRAtELII alten FEES tor telling only stet worth of le toren. eat chrlotmas and New Year Cards art Folding Booklets at a fork. These are the very late*t and most exclasive designs. Embossed itt, t Ilthographed in all the natural colors. .0.14)N, prime mottoesmei versee, Von lust show them take the Melte, „ Many or our opting not 41033ell ).301i0.2'3% 13 iMe Iron'tenisit I:11s woutlerfuleheiwis Write, to dew Yon, may bet !we this:Allem toe. initert again. COBALT tar,' PEN Pita Det ees rottnto,Ont. • as