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The Wingham Advance, 1911-10-26, Page 3"MN IN YOUTH MIER STRONG" eeee-e-ee Now the Rich, Happy Possessor el Good Health Which W44 Restored by Dr. liamiltoo's Pills "Even when I was young I wee not TksbIlit alal healthy like other girls. I euffered from headaches and had eort of blue folloge that deprived me ot the joyful Narita and pleasures other girls seemed to get. After I married I found I could not throw worriee off like other women, and those dull feelings of de- spondency and wearinese made me very unhappy. There wos no cense to feel No, and my doter old my liver woe sluggish and. this mounted for my poor color, my tiredness, languor and deapatr. The pills the doctor gave me were too purgativemade roe weaker bemuse they were too tredve for my conetitat- tion, Dozens of my friends recommend- ed Dr. Hamilton's Pills, and they were so mild and healthful. Well, I never us- ed. a pill that acted so quietly ae Dr. Hamilton's. They were so eomforteble to use I was Afraid they might not belie But in a week I knew they had been ac- tively engaged in cleaning up my aye, tem, They did the work of a tome and blood medicine eombined. I improveti to a marvellous degree with Dr. Hamilton's and I now maintain the most per. feet kind of 'health hy teeing them just once or twice a week." It is 'gra E. V. Erlanger, the wife' of Capt. Erlanger, well known at Gimes. ter, who relates the above experience+. She proved what you and all others, men and women, can Prove -that Dr. Hantiltores Pills are best for restoring health and best for keeping the syeterh In perfect running order. Don't be mis- led into Using anything but Dr. Hamil- ton's Pills, sold in yellow boxes, 2ec, All dealers of The Cetarrhozone tO., Xingeton, Ont, HOW THE CAPTAIN (FETO ED.4 (Ey Grace Duffield Goodwin, in the Youth's Companion.) "I °elate," said the captain, medita- tively, • "he let them things alone that habet any call to inquire into. I don't meddle with religion, nor house- keepin," nor other things that's too high for me, and I don't interfere with polities; outside the State o' Maine. But jest once I behaved like a blinded Milt, and itevan't so long ago but what the memory of it is .iiinete • rile - at tiaras. "It was two o' theme insignificant Shetland ponies that was the ehoal Pa like to hie 'split- on, and the trouble come o' my thinkhe that a man that could menage on water would- be equally to home on bend. I might "a }mowed that hern and bred to the sea like I was, rd sure meet my un- aohe oi laid, "You see, Mr. 'Waldron, hitn ae has that house over yonder that he calls the Barnacle -looks more like an old settin' hen to folks round here, -he got some ponies fur his boy to drive to a little buckboard, and the hull out- fit was shipped to this luebor, and he asked me to drive 'am rountl to his place, "It didn't seem mach to do fur an able-bodied man in his right sense, but I calhate I must 'a took leave o' mine when I said I'd taekle the dumb t met 'eni at the boat and might's well own that I was some spruced, up, for 1 wa'n't partial to land (loin's, and I didn't celate to be pick- ed up under a fence and my clothes deseribed in the Bangor paper un- less I was carrying all sail. You see„ mistrosted that there • was some mischief or other tow of such and craft. "Tbe ponies didn't look not to say terrifyin's they had been pretty well shook up and seasick, and they ' kind ig hung their heeds and acted limp - like, and 1 brustled up to the man that was hithein"em, and 1 says: "'You dm drop anchor here. I'm •gohe aboard now,' and with that 1 clurn into the buckboard and turned the ponies' headis into the wind, and we cleared.. "My knees was up under my chin, and hindered my sightin' the steerinh gear; but the animals was meek, and there wa'n't but one road, so I felt reasonably sure we'd feteh without much tokling'. It was sonie like sailin' a boat settin' in the tender, but it looked to be dead crein end promised fair. For a while it was plain sailin' on a long tack. and I was fillin' my pipe peaeefel OA ever 1 watt, when ;quail Strliek US, and we jibed, 'When we righted, the board was mooing on three wheele, and the ponies Wei gain tight' time. 1 oe we'd let out all sail, and it was Movie' half a gale with a ehoppy sea. The jib Sheets had gat ;may, and wee trail in' alongside. - out on the bowsprit, which wit'n't easy, filr eVerything had tore loose, and the "I put ova loot on the rail and elum beasta was eo u rt 4 eonhiret get a foothold, There wax a mene o'paurie G4 Ana sueh irnek all tangling up undev my feet, my best hat we over- board. and I Ives tufo' to reef and to 'Steer all to once. 'That's' the foolishneee o' laud eraft: the steerite-gear le all tuleed up for. - era in the sheets, and just when you wolf' to ten free, you're likely to heel over and spill out. If I'd 'a bad a gooel rueder I'd. 'a put lay helm down hard and ended that. We'd 'a nutde the nearest port. 'Ilowsontever the seencxy was WI. in' by nt e terrible rate, and I kickea off DIY boots to ease up the train if ive capsized. First I knew, we was middle round the road to Waldron'a an' what wits I had left warned Be I couldn't laud en that , tack, so I grabbed all the loose rope and elum bade aboerd the craft, and nutde taut. Then I hauled. I couldn't navigate, mebbe, but I eould haul, and some, thing had to give way. 'Twee them ponies. They settled down tainerht old eats, and we luffed up agin. a rustic fenve, and etruek a reef on the Writ, but when we sighted the Widdrone' piazza, we get into the eye o' the wind, and I tell you, sir, we fetched!" • • 1 412 BUSINESS IN A PROPOSAL. "George," said the bettotinn girl, ON the nestled close to him, "the last time you called, you proppseol," "I did, sweet one ' ;"And I accepted you." 179pUre4sluarnel!vg.orge," she went on, in her most fascinating manner, "that you look upon in merely as a thoUghtless, feelish girl, but -but" - can you think so, pet?" he inter- rupted. • :but" she weut on, in a more blue- neesake way, "I have something of the Mistress instinct of the new woman in me, .ana-and-r shall have to ask you to repeat tne proposal again to -night. The last time you called it was sunday, and, contracts made on that day, I learn, are net legally binding." AFTER 7 YEARS SUFFERINfi I Was Cared by Lydia L Pink. ham's Vegetable Compound NVaurilta, Okla.-"Ihad female trou- ble* for seven years, was all run down, and so nervoua I could not do shy - thing. The doctors treated me for dif- ferent things but did me no good. I got so bad that I toold not sleep day or night. While in thit condition Iread of Lydia E. Pink.. ham's Vegetable Compound, and began its use and wrote to Mrs. Pinkham for advice. DI a short time I had gained my average Weight and am now strong and well." Mt*. SALLIE STEVENS, It. F. Di No, ' 8, Box 81, Waurika, Okla, Another Grateful Woman London, Ont, --I feel as if I could net tell othert enough about the goad Lydia E. Pinkhatn's Vegetable Com- pound has dorm for me. I was eo weak and tired that I could not reet nights. A. friend recommended your Compound ani 1 oen gained health And strength and could not wish to sleep better. I know other 'women Who have taken it tor the tame purpose end they join me in praising it. -MRS. 'Vet. A. Burrt, 906 Dente St., London, 'Ont. L.ydla F,, Pinkhiun's Vegetable Carew Nand bas entely eured Many *Met of female ills, each m infiemin aeon, uleer» dieplaternents fibrokl tumors, irregglatitits‘privile paint, teak - Mile, *et ne-GIOVM fiellog, *at iseetelsarceetaattiOns HE COULD NOT SLEEP AT NIGHTS •••••••••••••••••••••.• TUI he found relief in Dodd's • Kidney Pills, Fred Swanson, of.• Saskatchewan, Sends A Message Of Cheer to Those Who Feel the Weariness and Die- Ouragement That Comes From Broken Rest. Macklin, Sask.-(Special.)---Those who suffer from eleeplese nights and get up in the morning feeling tired and dis- couraged will find renewed hope In the statement tuade by Fred. Swanson, of this place. He could not sleep at nights. He discovered the cause. It was Kid- ney trouble. He discovered the cure. It is Dodd's Kidney Pills. "Yes," Mr, Swanson 'Aye in an inter- view regarding his ease, "1 was troubled with my Kidneys for over a year, so bad that I could not sleep at nights. After using one box of Dodd' it Kidney Pills I found. great relief. Four boxes remov- ed all my pain and. now I sleep well and I am as stroog in any Kidneys rt.s any man." If the Kidneys are wrong the blood becomes °logged with impurities and na- tural rest is an impossibility. Strong, healthy kidneys mean pure blood, new life all over the body and that delight- ful rest that le the sweetest thing in life. Dodd's Kidney Pills always make atrong, healthy Kidneys. • MAR. Mar, Mary, the name of our new Queen, is that of the Mother of ;Netts, And the most honored and beloved on earth. Ex- cept when associated with Mary I., the sound of the name ni English ears has always been grateful and. eweet. It is associated in the English mind from nursery days with rustic simplicity, a gentle gravity end, innocent sweetness; With hedges of fragrant white Inewthotn ard.yellow-golden honeysuckle, meadows pied with pink -tipped daisies and var. Rushed buttercups, banks scented with primroses and violets; and with the 010°1114pr of dainty, eurly lambs. It Is indeed strikingly pastoral in the im- ago it calls up. Shakespeare sings. of Mary buds which begin to open the?: golden eyes what time the lark silig rtt lieeveiee gate. • Evert "Mary, „Mary, gone nontrary," of the children's game, ig roked, "HOw does your garden grow?" and repliee, tinless memory fails us, "With silver bells, and cockle thell, and pretty maids all in a row." Scotland, too, loves the limo, tender the onehantment of Burns' pen. Mater, lovvever, is of high lineage, the Virgin Mary bell* Of the seed of David, White her cousin, Elizabeth-entaiter nettle now eceounted peculiarly lenglielt-wal the mother of John the Baptist. The Iiible„„too, tells of several other Marys, one, Mary of Betharly, of the imperish. able name, who was the ready tlisciple and tender worshipper of Jesus, anti te whom He vouchsafed His 'Antler Mead. ship; Mary of Magdaln, or Mary Mag- dalen, symbol, in the Churcies tradition, • of the saved sinnee, The Booed. 'Mary who reigned in Ente land was the daughter f Jamee the Smola, itrui wife of William of Orange, ea history speeks well of het prudenee and ability, •-With poor hlary Stuatt and het tea& - life arid fate, literature arid hietory about:as-she whose ungoverned beloav. lour did something to promote the Pro- teetent revolt in &alma'. She was don • to death at lest by Elisabeth, perhere in self-defence, end postarity has not eas- ed to shed a sympathetic., tear °vet her heedless worm Even for the English • Queen Mary, exenses have beeu fowed of late years, some of whieh a' phtnatble. In that time of religione and•intellectuai revolution, she, the wife of •a Spanielt • toetionary, had 'laterally to cOpt with Dwelt disloyalty aral a lot of baddieg re - hellions --end to perliape the datigider of Bluebeerd Henry the Eighth and wrong ed Catharine of At:1;am weit reit au ant gui ity as the writere of her si.ster Eliz • ale lh painted her. 0° our present Qeeen. Miry all the ihadelatione sae thou' whielt itre meet - tractive itt Etteliele life, still :Mao igit queen Tary ie Queen Catifort only. ami • rot joint pnfi5v4=n1' uf ti'.' :15 WA, Mary the Seeond with Wiiletin, her in notice upon twirl y and eeente wet lir taw the leek Ana -from All we know of her we tney egged that inflame* te be whe and *Mutely. And sit we sity tong live Oaten :tfary Alai may her rem Ite hill of peter. FOR MAKING SOAP • roR WASHING DISHE5 roR SWUNG INNER FOR DISMFEaING SINKS CLOSETS, DRAINS IX MADE IN CANADA LW. GI LLETT CO. LTD TORONTO-ONT. A...WINNIPEG MONTREAL - certifieateetta 11 Jeniell wort:haute residing in Nies)lief i Angast, leou. All •Other Jews who have ottlett there fringe then will be exiled. A great fire broke wit on the 25tle ofeAuguet at Alden, a town near $hmyna. Commeneing at noon it vvas iot siebdiled int1L raidleighi, alter hew' lag deetroyeci a thatiaand house% a dozen moque* Anti three schools, two ot them Jewhili. The entire dewleh, Oliarter wee reduced to wino. Six hun- dred Jovial families strie eompletely ruined and are In 4 gate of utter deetitutiou. The Jewish community of eimyrne, has opened a reilef fund, having already sent food and elothing es goon tee the sad new reacenel that pity. 'Aceortling to recept statistice, the Jewish population of Alden exeeeds 4,000. Mr. ' Haim nuclei, the first Jew elected to the Buigariaa Parliament, has won general esteem ad popuiarity, especially in Government circles. He delivered a great epee& in defence of the Cabinet in connotion with the modification of the constitution, which eyrie greetea with cheers. When he lett the tribune all the ministerlaciutting the Premier, rose anti waregY eounni41.1" Wed. him. Every one delights to honor this Orthodox Jew, and Zionist, who is also a patriotie Aecording to the Hebrew journal ilacheruth, of Jerusalem, the Grand Visier, in response to tbe repeated rep- •resentatione made to him by the chief rabbi a Turkey, has directed the new Governor of Jerusalem to give hie ape- cial atOntiou to etcetera the general safety a the Jewish colonies in Galilee, end to take care that the local author- ities eliall place no obstacie$ in. the way of Ottoman Jews who desire to itequire land or other inunovable property, The Governor has ommunieeted the °rand Vizier's orders by telegraph to the vari- ou$ Kaimakaros (district officials). The action of the Government has given great eatisfaction to the Jewish popu- lation of Palestine, The Russian Government has ion - go .ated the new educational year by closing Pit's Jewish female gymnasium in Kieft, whieh was attended by it few hundred Jewesses. The latter will be exiled from the city .as u. resift of this step. Jewish children aro also refused admission to the elementary sehoola in the southwest of Russia and the Kieft and. Etkaterinotilay schools of connuerce, • which were opened and finenced by Jews, A committee has been formed at Zurich for the eollection of Jewish antiquities. As soon as the collection • assumes large proportions it will be offered as it gift to the Swiss .National Museum, with .the proviso that it shall_ •be exhibited in a room devoted solely • to that purpose. Preparations are being advarteed for the elections to the Reichstag. The Ilse of the candidates so far does not con- tain the name of a single Jew. The. eolitrttry is the case with respect to the Diets. The Pressian Chamber of Depu- ties has about half it dozen Jewish members, all of whom belong to the Progressive People's party. The Na- tional Liberals have, however, nomin. ated a jew, in the person of Dr. Levy, of Holienfalza, for it by-election in that constituency, and. his election is regard- ed as almost certain. If elected, Dr: Levy will be the first National Liberal of the Jewish faith to hold a seat in the Prussian Chamber sines the time of Dr. Lasker. In a recent Interview, which the "Retch" had with Mr, Bark, the newly - appointed Assistant Minister of Com- merce, M. Bark said that he hoped the late Premier's plan for the restric- tion of Jewish endeavor in the com- merce of the empire would sink into Oblivion, Several members expressed as their opiiiion that even. the reac- tionary Third Douina would reject the measure, but that the Goverruneut would certainly start a campaign to reduce ,the franchises of the. Jaws, re- ducing It to a minimum. The new scheme was in their (minion it scheme for a new, source of "graft" for the GoVernMent officials. • All sorts of • cruel and fraudulent schemes were im- mediately institued by Premier Stoly- pin to exile all Jove outside the pale, and the lives if the Jewish inhabitants of the emplie were made idnmst in- tolerable to thou upo lithe forced post. ponenient of the late Prender's anti- Semetie schemes. In the midst of all this oppression the Premier was aSSila• sinated by one of the vietims, and has passed away in the midst -of this fresh • orgy of despotism. Mr. F. C. Hollander, J. re has ben re-eleeted as Mayor of Durban. The unanimoes election is entlittelastieally approved by h. the press and public, and the tribute paid by his fellow down eillors has been fully endorsed. by all. Mr. Hollander takes a great interest in Jewish communal affairs, and has been president of the Derban aevvish Congregatioa for the pest three years, He holds very high Masonie rank, It has been deeided to isene trading A TALK ON • RHEUMATISM Pimples So Bad He Was Ashamed , Tried Everything but Did It No Good. One Box of Cutioura Ointment Took Pimples Away. `About seven years ago Pitnples broke eut all over my face and neck. When they Would iirst come out they would be big and red, tben after a wtailotbey would tura white, awe matter would come out. Scanetimeit they would itch so I could hordly Weep. X was ashamed to go down street, my face baked Se bed. I went to tieverat doom and got median°, Which did rae no good, and bought ointment, salves and patent medicines, but Mate of them would two nty face end neck, A Mewl advieed me to try Oakum Otntseent. 4 get one box, and, it Omit die pimplee e.we,y before ljtad it tot usee up. I cen tey it is a won erful remedy. ,Any sufferer who has pimples ehould use Cutleura Ointment if they went aturfs ewe, 1 never had any soap equal to Oakum fdoalt." (Signed) AYlater MatItere, Paris -OW, Opt„ Dec, 24,1010. Tellind How How to Cure This Painful Malady. This article le for the man or Wo - 'Man who suffers' from rheumatism who wants to be cured, not merely relieved --but actually Gored. The mot a theth matie sufferer ean hope fir in rubbing something on the tender, aching joint, .is a little relief. No lotion or liniment ever did ot ever can make a, cure. The. rheumatic poison is rooted" in the Wood. Therefore rheumatism ean Only be cured when this poisonous old is driven out al the blood. That's why rabbing aud liniments and °award applications are no good. Any doctor will tell you this Is toe. If you want soriaething that will go right to the root of the trou- ble in the blood very time, take Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. They make ow, riclt blood which drives out the poleon- ous acid and cures theurnatism to stay eureci. This ie it solemn truth which hae been proved in thousands of cases, and the following is a striking instence. Mrs, W, IL Bluer, &rule, Ont,, says: "I feel it nay duty to recommend Dr. Williams' Pink Pills as they completely cured rile of rheumatism after I had been almost an invalid for three years. I doctored witit tweekilled doctors and took electric treatment, but without rbenefit. On going to a third doctor be recommended motel baths as the only thing that would help me, After teking this treatment for some time I felt that I was really growing worse instead of better, and 1 began to- think there was no cure for me, and that 1 was doomed to be a helpless sufferer. For some months I discontinued all treat- ment and. then I was advised to try Dr, Williams' Pink P1116, After taking a. few boxes I could notice a distinct im- ptovement, and I continued taking the Pills for several months when the cure was complete. That is some two years ago, and I have ever since been her. fectly free from the trouble. 1 would therefore a.dvise anyone afflicted with theuniatistn to take Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, as they certainly made a remark- able cure in my case." These pill e are sold by all medicine dealers or may be had by mail at 50 cents A boX or siX boxes for $2.50, from The Dr, Williams' Medieine Co,, Brea- ville, Ont. A BOND simusismilmi••••••••••••••• IS A FIRST -MORTGAGE ij A bond, is a first mortgage split up into .denominations of one hundreddollars and upwards Bonds are a otaparatively modern form of irtvestment. Previously a. corporation or un- dertaking clashing to raise money against their assets was required to place it in one or several large InOrtgageg. Nowadays an Issue of bonda Is made instead. Doncis are a. convenient form of mortgage, and those bonds whieh We offer are thoroughly investigated to determine that the payment of intereet and principal is absolutely *toured. We have litereture mere fully dee wilting bond* In general as well es specific testurs.which we will be glad to send upon idtplitation. Send for it. ROYAL SECURITIES CORPORATION • taeirto SANK OP MON'fitgAL BUILDUNI YONOR AND QUERN OS. • TORONTO 111.14, WHErE • Ikteeetet 14014retfAt..Calltalta•Hat,IFAX4.0101314 • • elargia-oggeleeetagete RECIPES eelosieweeeeeesegaefeaesie OX TAIL SOUP. Chop two- fresh ex tails in small pieces and put them into one gallon of cold wee ter; add salt -not too notch -and re - 8 01.7711 that rieee with the boiling. When the meat has cooked thoroughly teerioVe it from the liquor and edd to this one bunch of eelery out fine, two small onions. four carrots, four cloves and black pepper and salt to taste. Cook till the vegetables are tender; then re- move meat from the bowie ard put it haek into the soup. If there is too much grease skim thia off before putting in the vegetables. Sores All Over Baby's Body "Whenray baby boy watt six months old, his bode was cemPleteli covered with serge sore that seemed to itch ar.d born, and cause terrible suffering. Tne eruptlou began itt pimple.e which would QOM and run, making large Bores. Ills heir came out and tinge, nails fell off, and the sores were over tho entire body. causing little or no eleep for baby or mysot Gieat scabs would come off when 1 removed his slant. We tried a great many remediea but nothing would help -hint, tlli a blend Induced me to try Cuticura Soap anti Ointment. I used the Cutieure Soap and Ointment but a short tints) before I could tee that ho was improving, and in six weeks' time he was entirely cured. bad suffered about ail weeks before we tried the Cuticura Soap and Ointment, although we had treed several other Mings and doctors too. 1 think the Cuticles, Remedies will do ail thet le cleimel for them, and a. great deal more." (Signed) Mrs. Noble Tabu:Ian. Docisola, Route Jan 28Gte"ului're Soap and Malone Ointment said by druggists and dealeri everywhere. kked to Potter Drug & Chem, Corp., BO Columbus Ave., Boston, IL S. A. for a liberal free sanaple of each, with 824. booklet. or water and one cup of tomato ketchup or ohili sauce, and etir until boiling; let .simmer ten minutes, strain and serve, MAIN DOUGHNUTS. Otte and. one -hall ettps sugar, three eggs, oneehttif eup butter (seant), two cape milk, two apoonfttis beking powder, flour enough to rola_ out. BREADED MUTTON CUTLETS. Have eight lamb chops cut !rent the ribs, serape the bones and trim the chops Follett &Aloft. Broil the chops, ieaving them a trifle underdone, and let them be. come cold. Have ready a untie made of one tablespoonful of butter, four table- spoonfule of flour, half a traepoonful each of !Alt and pepped and one eup ed cream. Into this stir half it eup of cook- -ea ham ehopped firm. Wheu the chops ere eold and the eanee is cool, but not ton firm, seasan the eitopst with, pepper and tOver bah stidei 1111.11 litiXtetes Let I• attend on a .biltteroci plate till firm, then "egg: and email)," tiod foy in deep fat till nieely browned, . i I TONGUE, sALAD. , Cut cald holied :tonfple ill thin alieee and arrange On a platter. Make a drese- i ;leg of cc small onion, elx ititehovies and : six series of Wiley all ehopped fine, ..k.s1,1 half a eap of l`rentilt dreeeing and Mein mixtel poor it OM the tUligne. ..„ -.- ct HAN eat W ( 'E. I .theik, two tebleepaenfille of ehopped : 't ham in otio-lomih 01 a Oh; of buttee; when haat is a ell lesowneh odd tote. • feueth of a vim of*fieur awl letlf a tea- . e000nful of salt and Stir mita frothy; then add one ettp and a half 0 wok WORTH KNOWING. EVell Whett there is -cream in the of. fee, spilled on the delicate silk or satin gown, pure glycerine rubbed over the spot and afterwards rinsed off with Juke warm water, then pressed on the wrong side, will eliniinate all traces of the of- fending lictuid. 'Salt mixed with vinegar is excellent for cleaning copper whole, • If bureau or pantry drawers stithe rub the edges with damp cloth. Almonds ehopped fine and browned iu sugar make delicioue ice cream. To test beef, press it down with the thumb. It is rises quickly,, the meat is good. Oil of lavender, sprinkled about in the book shelves, will prevent books from mildewiug. Potato parings, dried iri the oven, are good to kindle fires, as they light more eatilythan wood, A pair of scissors is infittitely better for trimming off the rind from ham cr bacon thin a knife. Grease on top of a hot dove can be quickly rubbed off by putting. salt on the scrubbing brush. Half a lemon plated .in the Water in which 'dish towels and kitchen cloths eve soaked is said to sweeten thein won- derfully. However, after it thorough washing a good hot elm will do .wonti. ers. • 4 111,, Reduced a Hard Swellind. Mr. Oti E. Cleroux, writing from Pem- broke, tells how he was heituad in a tuna ber eamp. "A heavy log rolled against my leg and I wee laid up with stiffnees and a hard swelling. When 1 applied Polson'o Nerviline I got, relief. A few rubbings with this good liniment cured me." In the bush, .Nerviline is indispen- sable; it cures neuralgia, colds, rheuma- tism and internal disorders, too. No per. son can afford to be withoet Nervinne. teliful for all internal and external pain. Large bottles, 26c, at all dealers, AI\ )tric„,l) *tetrgtNc, BACKACHE! 6Vered Over Nine Months, Nwhiaz 1W/eyed Me Linta I not PE -A ZI-Nri. DOW' PEST TO ISLEDD POULTRY. Amide from the emantion and most olas teetionable method 9f bleeding PoultrY, that of chopping or wringing* tite head eta two r»etitode are followed by those who Mace the poultry on the anerket Messed. Otte method is the Illeitteation et the neca and allowing all the blood. to remelts foul be solbi with the eirtie tee other Is that of bleeding in the mooch, leaving tile bead Oa the bird with overe appearenee et being unharmed. DI the Practive of theme two methode, the former itae erten the more vommon. There Is some objection to it, Tile bint killed by tbis wane are unightly about tile heed and neey when tireseete and sentetimes discoloration of the whole neck is In evitlence. There Is a groveltig ray - or tewards deeming poultry that eas -Om Wed. de the United States, the pure food hte s cempel the bleeding of poultry, One needs only to Atm) birds killea by ettelt of these methods to deckle in fevoe of thoeu that bave befall bled, The alooner thin we itt Canada ,awaken to tile fact that poetry ehoula he ble& the better it it will be fur the industry. 13aore ailliUg by the method now re- coueneoded as the best, the birds are hung up by the legs or a few nil/ones letiore being Wed, Theo the inetelon is macle with a small knife, whieh severs the Jugular vein. The blood, for the molt part comess twat' almost Instant artemmly, 4114 is caught In a small which Is booked tutu the bill of the bird. Tile knife is then inserte4 late the brain through a small groove between two better. in the upper part of tite mouth and given a .slitebt twist, Braining the bira lets the feathers go and, they then eonee away readily. TOM method then 4t to cut the jugular veinwait a minute until the blood is not. 'Oleo turn the knife and brain the bird. If tneehlekeen squawks and gives a little quiver on the itnIfe boIng inserted into the bralu, one Rums that he bas touched the brain. if aone tightevery mescle in the body relaxes, lindens feath- ere are held by llttle muscles, they nate malty let go; two draws, oue up awl one dowIt arta one op on either side of the breetet: the same on the back, legs and neck, and the feathers are practically ail . out. When through plucking, 11 13 well to let the bird hang down for a little while. Then when. 11. 13 takea down, glett It tt la, ti:' Kate; there wet be a little gurgle and a "spit" of bled wilt eome away and the bird will be perfectly elean.-learm ana 'Dairy. THE HORSE. dbllape mat setting et Llie hiad Ilinbe is vere importune 111 crte 'vitae tiotatutet for iteeNy Work. Tne more uttelity the mare possessets, the mere olaritea tslii De her learnitittiVY. Uenerie eitarecter is always a vaittatee mom th the seieetten ot A horse or mare, and must Oe in ettiter sex strougiy ex- Pressetts Action Is one at the main points to con- eleer 111 the heavy-orart horses, as well as in the lighter Meet's. Vail pleugnieg and oultivation Is heavy wuric, be earelui to aujust the dratt SO that the bearing on the itnimars thoutuer is true an eeven. Coed actien in all elaseee of horses is IhmonehdoO:rs,ap ventilated stable, Now is the time te ell -balanced proportions. gehetellY aetanonateed by symmetry and A cold steble is net necessarily- a well- ou'rolyisnyoutqitlaiatiottlerss.tables, ,Defore Legge and shortomalea mares sbouid nut De pureeased or breeding purposes. Seult mares ettnnot be expectett to pro- dece large, growthy foals. Dirty collars and Imre shoulders are closely related eonditiuns. Keep the cellar -Mango elven and free trent dirt alti per3piration, auki taus ttuniauze the danger er this treuele. The mein eensideratiou in tho feedleg ef the oewly-weened Quit -is to produce Male and inueele, and keep hitn griming vieoruuely without fattertmg lam. roxilee are field to be Inman mere Intel- ligent, cunning, tricky und knowttig than large horses, and they develop a more intimate acettaintance and friendship with human beings than is the ease with ltar1.013.what is therethat can Instil the into the youth .of the country a greater lore for horses, and, iticidentaly, tor ali domesticated animals. titan the ownership nod caro of one ot une of those while. tulo 1 or-Tes? fr every child was priel- ieged to own, feed and care for vete of these pets, greater interest would soon be marafeated in horses, and these noble animals wottld receive more intelligent iar a ltie it bit fo7.71)titlynoduttgelastetncei as to the dispbsitIon of a horse you pur- "leit.'ematiltlittn• nezed euying? Let him be a model in tette. and stlund in every respect, but It you- find he has some vieloutt habit or AU Vigil temper, you ullt begin to look for another horse. Now, Isn't that right? PERSONALITY. My personality is like a hush. jarm. There is wild. land, rock land, /ow land,, hill and swamp and stream. Some part is submerged, but not explored; seme cultivated and .bears a erop. I feel so safe it cannot burn away, blow away, wash away. My deed la in the registry office, and there is no tortgega-stay, there is a mortgage, end. I leave my readers to guess who is taortgagee. I am permitted to make for a goal, and in ite completeness that goal is God! place is profound; a Yads roll in peace, birds sing in peace, the eery land is a Sabbath. I plow, I 'tow, I reap; I reap what I have sown, .and what I leave not sown; others visit my fhdds when I am not there, The enemy sowed tares while men slept, but morn friends came to my fields and sow when 1 am away; but I reap. 0, my crop, how shall I write it down! Who has fashioned the tendernesses of love? Where can I find the book which tells the sweet and Ma quisite vocabulary? IteW can I. handle these garments' and adorn the sweet be - Inge which spring up iti the fields of my personality? Talk about spontaidety, • the field is white, the beauties cluster. I am literally embarassed; surely my heart is a seed bell; surely the angels drop the germs of love as Iviney drops from the reek. HOW can 1 tottelt the snow white parity; how can 1 iatetpret the curving Hp, the liquid eye, the spirit, the etivironment which inspires this pre- eious patch in my garden of delight? 0, the bloom, the gleam the warm breath of welcome! How near is this crowning personalitvwhich commends tile to this which is so yeah Who giver toe this other personality to lie • in my bottom to be held for ever for Bing Talk not of the kiss that's never giv- en the inner hunger never appeaeed, the solltary soul, the wife and children that might hove been, the unborn facet, be- sides the never lighted fire. There May be such tragedies; I know them not. My farm is in a differeot latitude. Ilroken heartare scattered, and I come along to gather them. I put Mont in my- breast, carry to the inn, provide oil and wine, and give charge to nurse amt tettd, the bill to be paid by me. Hearts tender stud immature I gather up. I hear a voice, "Etelte this eldla and aurae it for me." So 1 bind. it to my • leosont with ilellettey, delight and devo- tion, nouriela soothe, enlarge and lift up, leometimee there 13 a storm; seas land wreelss upon the robs, pietrolmen new nandered end there is reeette by life- boat, by rerket, by personal effort lo the bailing IM, and in the sheltering bench we give the signal to the life-flav- ing station. Saved! Somethnee it is a rope walk. and we spin and spin. Oh. avliere 517511 rest Ite found and when': Year out and ;veer In we toll arta epin. The Leavens ttre as • beim, the amend is hot, yet We Dray and wait in elbow, in tiatliterte, in lone. 1ntuieseffr..Zus is how we grow. --11. T. u DISPOSITION. Although It must be admitted that dis- poeitton it to a certain extent Inherited, yet, most vielottstempered horses can have this temper traced to thoughtless bantling or 111-treennent as colts. As vicious a temper can be developed in a ealt through hnproper handling as was ever gred into one. Besides, as much harm can be done by papering as by 111- treettnent, The process of developing an ugly disposition. though, usually, takes In all these treatments, beginning with pampering, followed by teasing, and end - I n g Athie aibbuosueg. AlVittt by the owner or the grow in handling the colt can maintain a sweet disposition, or hubdue to a, cer- tain extent. an Inherited, vicious- temper- ament. Kind hut firm management Is neceseary at all times. Never to try to make the colt do anything unreastembkle, but ;tee that he finishes any training you undertelte to 007 hitt through, Give him Omelet training with the halter to let him thoroughly unclertsand that he has to do as you wish: handle his feet and lens, and do not allow any wild frisking while he Is being led. Tralnieg with these points In view will do much to de - Mrs. Joseph LA00110,124 Glenora Aro.. Ottawa, East, Ontario, Caned a, tes "I eriffered with haciMehe and head. ache for over:nineteenths and nothing relieved me until 1 took Pernua. This medicine is by far better than any other medieine for tbese troubles. .A. few bot - ties relieved me of ray miserable, half. dead, half -alive condition." WhillialefiffeWORMININEWSMO give a god working horse, no !natter whet the breeding.-Farmar's •Advoeate and Berne Jounrna), Wimtipeg. *2+ lo• A FEW REMARKS. • When a pugilist quits training, his body usually becOmett as fat as his head woe in his palmy Tiniest realty ellanee less than the old people who talk about the ex- cellence of this that are past. Springing the boom at the logical time also has much to do with de- terruining the logical candidate. A piano contatne a mile of 'wire, and the young lady practicing an it travels the dietanee too often, incidentally you are doing a friend a favor when you add a little bit to your savings bang deposit. • People never begin to prepare for winter until they are to cold for comfort in their autruner olothee. Family quarrels shouldn't be (staged so early in the mornings as to dis- turb the heavily sleep of the neigh- bors. A poor man's notion of a joke ie to hear it •rich man talk about the burelens and reeponeibilities of great wealth, More women look Idea when they examine a piece of goods than are able to tell the all wool article when they see it.-Atohison Globe. 4 4 AS GOOD AS A DOCTOR JN THE HOU: E. Baby's Own Tablets should be kept in every home where there are little ones. They are ag good as a doettat are ebsolutely safe and ean always be relied upon to drive away any malady arising from derangement of the atom - eel' or bowels. Concerning them, Mrs, 0, G. Wheeler, .Northlands, Soaks., says; "I have found 'Baby's Own Tablets an invaluable, medicine. I live twenty miles from town and doctor, so am glad to . have so reliable a Medicine at head. 1. coneitlee the Taldete a reel neceseite in the, home and shall never be without them. Thev have kept my baby well and have made 111117. 11. bonnie baby." The Tablets are sold by medleirm dealers- or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Mediehte Co., Brockville, Ont. - MADE HIS WIFE WORK.. anehaei Leshke, a farmer, le to be brought before the united charities to explain his conduct. His wife, an able- bodied. 200 -pound woman, complained to the Authorities that her husband hae been malting her drive the horses and potch the hay into the barn, while he loafed and smoked his pipe In a shady spot, and that when she rebelled he beat her -with a pitchfork. She said that in addition the had to do the housework, cook the meals, milk the caws, feed the stock, hoe the garden, and perform other duties.-Wilwesbarre Diepetch to New York Nereid. Gllre STOPS COUGHS WYSE= ENGLISH JOKE FOR TO -DAY. Archie -I've been takin' a course of memory tralnine It's a wonderful sys- tem. Doubled my memory potver In a month. Friend-Reaffy! What's the IlEt7t.e of it? Atrohle-Oh-or-odash it, it's slipped Me fel- the moment. But it's near-er- you know. What's his name In thingummy street? This Food -Tonic Quickly Restores Strength Atter a settee* Mmes, ordinary toed should be supplemented by a etrenetherdne tonic. For this purpose NA - D R11- CO Tasteless Cod Liver 011 Compound Is recommended very highly, lo its prepare. eon the disagreeable flavor of the natural Cod Liver 0117* entirely -removed, while Hs well known nourishing and ttesue-butIdine eualitiee are retained. 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Ospis 315,160804 Oak EDUCATION. (New York Sun.) lerilelora-We are learning economise in the Woe market, eiocker-And now we Wean have to ideas' geography la Turkey and Italy. CAUSE. (Puck.) Warden -See here! What are you latigla- et? INT°' 94/°' Oho 1 just haPPened to remora - nor that I've got a note coming due to. dayi THE HIGH COT, (Buffet° Tbilea.) There seems to be Ile conuabook to feed mice aviamons. but tiler cannot alvesTAl remain where they are, un above the world too WO, ECHOES OF THE PAST. (Moto Tribune.) Scipio had carrieti the war into Africa. "This," he said, 'Oa where I (11104HY as the White aTan'a ItoPe" Let it 410t be rashly interred from thie, however, that Hannibal wae a Pig Smoke, A SUSPICION, (Washington Stara "I deelare," sale Mrs. Centro*, after making 11, round of cane. "all these but- lers must have umpired woman games." srmerniter" "No. Polite, but -positive. They seem to have gotten Into the habit of saying to- errbotir is out." 44 •se RUBBING IT N. (Success Magazine.) A "trusty" had just escaped frora the poultentlarY, and, the waren was much chagrined. Every effort was made eto recapture the fugitive, but to no titgau- Two weeks later the warden received the following note In the maili Dear Warden: Please exeuse the liberty I am taking. • 4 12 HIS UNFORTUNATE QUERY. (National Monthly,) She -When I weltz with my sweetheart teel as if I'm Just going o heavea, He -Er -do you ever reverse? a** NOT KNOCKING SLATTERY. (Puckh Mrs, Coogan' -'An' th' ltttle thing is th' dive's Own image of hls father, Mrs. Slattery-Yis. but I don't mind that so much 'so long as he keeps healthle EDUCATION. (New Yorle Sun.) Inlicker-,We are learning economics In the stock market. Bocker-And now we shall have to study geography In Turkey and Italy. MORE LIKELY. (Chicago Tribune.) "What's the excitement at that street crossing? some automobile collision?" "I think not; the crowd's too blg foe that. Some profeesiehal pugilist must have stepped Into the saloon at that core net., ,and they're waiting for hint to COMO out," COULDN'T GET ACQUAINTED. (The Smart Sete) "They would make a splendid match. wonder why they have never mar- ried?" "Oh, in winter she is interested in so- ciety, and in the summer he is interested In baseball." • NO TIME FOR CHILDREN. (Lite,) A. noted sociologist tells the following story of a woman in- a southern manu- faeturing town. Approaching her for stedistlos, he asked: "Madam, have you any childreo?" • "No," she replied. "1 have to work in the factory myself." LOCATED. (Puck.) Willis -What became of the fellow who constructed the watch with 10,000 separt ate pieces? Gillis -I think I've got one of his auto- mobiles now. eae, - PATERNAL PRIDE. (Washington Star.) "Does your boy Joeh stand at the head of his class?" "No." replied Farmer Corntossel. "but he could if he wrtnted to. If Josh took it into his head to tand at the head of hie class or anywehere elee it 'ud take a whole football team tO Dry him loose." TAKING GREAT NAMES IN VAIN. (Christian Register.) The Rev. Mr. Hollers-Mistah Mahn - sing. what fele you call dat son of yoh's Izaak "Walton when 'he was baptized George Washington?" Mr. johnson-Because, sato dat rascal's reputashun for veracity made dat thence imocetive. THE SWORD HE WISHED FOR, (London Opinion.) Antigua dealer (displaying sword) -This Is Balaam's sword. Collector --But, my good man, Bala= never had a sword; he only wished for one. Dealer -Quite right, sir; this is the one he wished for. WILL FIND OUT. (Philadelphia. Timee,) 'Do you think woman would it -uproot' Politics?" "Well," eplied Mr. Grow - cher, after listening to the conversation on the front porch, "rii say this for , theta' If they ever start an investiga- tion they'll find out something." RATTLING THE SKELETON. (Puck.) Coirigan (the sudden tich)-res, time Works wonders, DInny. An' so ye didn't know I had taken utt 5011? Conley -I did nett I thought ye wor still %kin' up Morthar. 4 •4 NO GUARANTEE. (Washington Star.) "I pay as I go," said the independent man. "Tour lucky." replied mr. chuggins. "It you tty keeping 4 motor tar in re- pair yetell pay whether you ge or not." • a** HIS TROUBLE. astral, 'Work Sun.) Argus lamented. "I can't be critical," he °tied; "look at the number of beams I have to oast Out of tny eyes before I tackle anothee fel- *- NOT A FASHION PLATE. (Washington Star.) "I am afraid your ponies are very moor out of style," odd the *prey youth. "/ hope so." replied his centiertatiVe father. "I pay the tallor extra te keen them that way," *a 0 THE WAY HE SAID (Newerk News.) "I don't thitalt my husband loves Me any mote." "Why not?" "The ether day 1aald to hint; 'Johns er 1 atheuId die, Would You get Married again? and 110 seta he wouldn't," "Isn't that all right?" "Yes, but 1 wish yott could haVe hefted - the positive Ivey he said it." .11,0•111. IN THE NORTH WOODS. (Puck.) Week -lend 7:4portsman-4 Just shot a deer, oId chap; His 1151te0Weet! 11.111 Wm? Werktallid Sporternan-I think not. II* shot back! SUPERIOR. (tralted Preslisterhm.) Little Nellie told little Anita what he tetmed "littte fib." Anatt-A fib le the stone as St toery, Abel a story is tha tome as a ilia IstellyeeNo, it's not. Anitae-ert, It le, lusCattEe rity Nailer Plahl ge, and my father 14 a preffiteer at tile univereity. NellYee1 elen't era* if he IR, My father I* a real estate man, and he knowe more about leing than ;veer tither date. Among the Jews certifieateetta 11 Jeniell wort:haute residing in Nies)lief i Angast, leou. All •Other Jews who have ottlett there fringe then will be exiled. A great fire broke wit on the 25tle ofeAuguet at Alden, a town near $hmyna. Commeneing at noon it vvas iot siebdiled int1L raidleighi, alter hew' lag deetroyeci a thatiaand house% a dozen moque* Anti three schools, two ot them Jewhili. The entire dewleh, Oliarter wee reduced to wino. Six hun- dred Jovial families strie eompletely ruined and are In 4 gate of utter deetitutiou. The Jewish community of eimyrne, has opened a reilef fund, having already sent food and elothing es goon tee the sad new reacenel that pity. 'Aceortling to recept statistice, the Jewish population of Alden exeeeds 4,000. Mr. ' Haim nuclei, the first Jew elected to the Buigariaa Parliament, has won general esteem ad popuiarity, especially in Government circles. He delivered a great epee& in defence of the Cabinet in connotion with the modification of the constitution, which eyrie greetea with cheers. When he lett the tribune all the ministerlaciutting the Premier, rose anti waregY eounni41.1" Wed. him. Every one delights to honor this Orthodox Jew, and Zionist, who is also a patriotie Aecording to the Hebrew journal ilacheruth, of Jerusalem, the Grand Visier, in response to tbe repeated rep- •resentatione made to him by the chief rabbi a Turkey, has directed the new Governor of Jerusalem to give hie ape- cial atOntiou to etcetera the general safety a the Jewish colonies in Galilee, end to take care that the local author- ities eliall place no obstacie$ in. the way of Ottoman Jews who desire to itequire land or other inunovable property, The Governor has ommunieeted the °rand Vizier's orders by telegraph to the vari- ou$ Kaimakaros (district officials). The action of the Government has given great eatisfaction to the Jewish popu- lation of Palestine, The Russian Government has ion - go .ated the new educational year by closing Pit's Jewish female gymnasium in Kieft, whieh was attended by it few hundred Jewesses. The latter will be exiled from the city .as u. resift of this step. Jewish children aro also refused admission to the elementary sehoola in the southwest of Russia and the Kieft and. Etkaterinotilay schools of connuerce, • which were opened and finenced by Jews, A committee has been formed at Zurich for the eollection of Jewish antiquities. As soon as the collection • assumes large proportions it will be offered as it gift to the Swiss .National Museum, with .the proviso that it shall_ •be exhibited in a room devoted solely • to that purpose. Preparations are being advarteed for the elections to the Reichstag. The Ilse of the candidates so far does not con- tain the name of a single Jew. The. eolitrttry is the case with respect to the Diets. The Pressian Chamber of Depu- ties has about half it dozen Jewish members, all of whom belong to the Progressive People's party. The Na- tional Liberals have, however, nomin. ated a jew, in the person of Dr. Levy, of Holienfalza, for it by-election in that constituency, and. his election is regard- ed as almost certain. If elected, Dr: Levy will be the first National Liberal of the Jewish faith to hold a seat in the Prussian Chamber sines the time of Dr. Lasker. In a recent Interview, which the "Retch" had with Mr, Bark, the newly - appointed Assistant Minister of Com- merce, M. Bark said that he hoped the late Premier's plan for the restric- tion of Jewish endeavor in the com- merce of the empire would sink into Oblivion, Several members expressed as their opiiiion that even. the reac- tionary Third Douina would reject the measure, but that the Goverruneut would certainly start a campaign to reduce ,the franchises of the. Jaws, re- ducing It to a minimum. The new scheme was in their (minion it scheme for a new, source of "graft" for the GoVernMent officials. • All sorts of • cruel and fraudulent schemes were im- mediately institued by Premier Stoly- pin to exile all Jove outside the pale, and the lives if the Jewish inhabitants of the emplie were made idnmst in- tolerable to thou upo lithe forced post. ponenient of the late Prender's anti- Semetie schemes. In the midst of all this oppression the Premier was aSSila• sinated by one of the vietims, and has passed away in the midst -of this fresh • orgy of despotism. Mr. F. C. Hollander, J. re has ben re-eleeted as Mayor of Durban. The unanimoes election is entlittelastieally approved by h. the press and public, and the tribute paid by his fellow down eillors has been fully endorsed. by all. Mr. Hollander takes a great interest in Jewish communal affairs, and has been president of the Derban aevvish Congregatioa for the pest three years, He holds very high Masonie rank, It has been deeided to isene trading A TALK ON • RHEUMATISM Pimples So Bad He Was Ashamed , Tried Everything but Did It No Good. One Box of Cutioura Ointment Took Pimples Away. `About seven years ago Pitnples broke eut all over my face and neck. When they Would iirst come out they would be big and red, tben after a wtailotbey would tura white, awe matter would come out. Scanetimeit they would itch so I could hordly Weep. X was ashamed to go down street, my face baked Se bed. I went to tieverat doom and got median°, Which did rae no good, and bought ointment, salves and patent medicines, but Mate of them would two nty face end neck, A Mewl advieed me to try Oakum Otntseent. 4 get one box, and, it Omit die pimplee e.we,y before ljtad it tot usee up. I cen tey it is a won erful remedy. ,Any sufferer who has pimples ehould use Cutleura Ointment if they went aturfs ewe, 1 never had any soap equal to Oakum fdoalt." (Signed) AYlater MatItere, Paris -OW, Opt„ Dec, 24,1010. Tellind How How to Cure This Painful Malady. This article le for the man or Wo - 'Man who suffers' from rheumatism who wants to be cured, not merely relieved --but actually Gored. The mot a theth matie sufferer ean hope fir in rubbing something on the tender, aching joint, .is a little relief. No lotion or liniment ever did ot ever can make a, cure. The. rheumatic poison is rooted" in the Wood. Therefore rheumatism ean Only be cured when this poisonous old is driven out al the blood. That's why rabbing aud liniments and °award applications are no good. Any doctor will tell you this Is toe. If you want soriaething that will go right to the root of the trou- ble in the blood very time, take Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. They make ow, riclt blood which drives out the poleon- ous acid and cures theurnatism to stay eureci. This ie it solemn truth which hae been proved in thousands of cases, and the following is a striking instence. Mrs, W, IL Bluer, &rule, Ont,, says: "I feel it nay duty to recommend Dr. Williams' Pink Pills as they completely cured rile of rheumatism after I had been almost an invalid for three years. I doctored witit tweekilled doctors and took electric treatment, but without rbenefit. On going to a third doctor be recommended motel baths as the only thing that would help me, After teking this treatment for some time I felt that I was really growing worse instead of better, and 1 began to- think there was no cure for me, and that 1 was doomed to be a helpless sufferer. For some months I discontinued all treat- ment and. then I was advised to try Dr, Williams' Pink P1116, After taking a. few boxes I could notice a distinct im- ptovement, and I continued taking the Pills for several months when the cure was complete. That is some two years ago, and I have ever since been her. fectly free from the trouble. 1 would therefore a.dvise anyone afflicted with theuniatistn to take Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, as they certainly made a remark- able cure in my case." These pill e are sold by all medicine dealers or may be had by mail at 50 cents A boX or siX boxes for $2.50, from The Dr, Williams' Medieine Co,, Brea- ville, Ont. A BOND simusismilmi••••••••••••••• IS A FIRST -MORTGAGE ij A bond, is a first mortgage split up into .denominations of one hundreddollars and upwards Bonds are a otaparatively modern form of irtvestment. Previously a. corporation or un- dertaking clashing to raise money against their assets was required to place it in one or several large InOrtgageg. Nowadays an Issue of bonda Is made instead. Doncis are a. convenient form of mortgage, and those bonds whieh We offer are thoroughly investigated to determine that the payment of intereet and principal is absolutely *toured. We have litereture mere fully dee wilting bond* In general as well es specific testurs.which we will be glad to send upon idtplitation. Send for it. ROYAL SECURITIES CORPORATION • taeirto SANK OP MON'fitgAL BUILDUNI YONOR AND QUERN OS. • TORONTO 111.14, WHErE • Ikteeetet 14014retfAt..Calltalta•Hat,IFAX4.0101314 • • elargia-oggeleeetagete RECIPES eelosieweeeeeesegaefeaesie OX TAIL SOUP. Chop two- fresh ex tails in small pieces and put them into one gallon of cold wee ter; add salt -not too notch -and re - 8 01.7711 that rieee with the boiling. When the meat has cooked thoroughly teerioVe it from the liquor and edd to this one bunch of eelery out fine, two small onions. four carrots, four cloves and black pepper and salt to taste. Cook till the vegetables are tender; then re- move meat from the bowie ard put it haek into the soup. If there is too much grease skim thia off before putting in the vegetables. Sores All Over Baby's Body "Whenray baby boy watt six months old, his bode was cemPleteli covered with serge sore that seemed to itch ar.d born, and cause terrible suffering. Tne eruptlou began itt pimple.e which would QOM and run, making large Bores. Ills heir came out and tinge, nails fell off, and the sores were over tho entire body. causing little or no eleep for baby or mysot Gieat scabs would come off when 1 removed his slant. We tried a great many remediea but nothing would help -hint, tlli a blend Induced me to try Cuticura Soap anti Ointment. I used the Cutieure Soap and Ointment but a short tints) before I could tee that ho was improving, and in six weeks' time he was entirely cured. bad suffered about ail weeks before we tried the Cuticura Soap and Ointment, although we had treed several other Mings and doctors too. 1 think the Cuticles, Remedies will do ail thet le cleimel for them, and a. great deal more." (Signed) Mrs. Noble Tabu:Ian. Docisola, Route Jan 28Gte"ului're Soap and Malone Ointment said by druggists and dealeri everywhere. kked to Potter Drug & Chem, Corp., BO Columbus Ave., Boston, IL S. A. for a liberal free sanaple of each, with 824. booklet. or water and one cup of tomato ketchup or ohili sauce, and etir until boiling; let .simmer ten minutes, strain and serve, MAIN DOUGHNUTS. Otte and. one -hall ettps sugar, three eggs, oneehttif eup butter (seant), two cape milk, two apoonfttis beking powder, flour enough to rola_ out. BREADED MUTTON CUTLETS. Have eight lamb chops cut !rent the ribs, serape the bones and trim the chops Follett &Aloft. Broil the chops, ieaving them a trifle underdone, and let them be. come cold. Have ready a untie made of one tablespoonful of butter, four table- spoonfule of flour, half a traepoonful each of !Alt and pepped and one eup ed cream. Into this stir half it eup of cook- -ea ham ehopped firm. Wheu the chops ere eold and the eanee is cool, but not ton firm, seasan the eitopst with, pepper and tOver bah stidei 1111.11 litiXtetes Let I• attend on a .biltteroci plate till firm, then "egg: and email)," tiod foy in deep fat till nieely browned, . i I TONGUE, sALAD. , Cut cald holied :tonfple ill thin alieee and arrange On a platter. Make a drese- i ;leg of cc small onion, elx ititehovies and : six series of Wiley all ehopped fine, ..k.s1,1 half a eap of l`rentilt dreeeing and Mein mixtel poor it OM the tUligne. ..„ -.- ct HAN eat W ( 'E. I .theik, two tebleepaenfille of ehopped : 't ham in otio-lomih 01 a Oh; of buttee; when haat is a ell lesowneh odd tote. • feueth of a vim of*fieur awl letlf a tea- . e000nful of salt and Stir mita frothy; then add one ettp and a half 0 wok WORTH KNOWING. EVell Whett there is -cream in the of. fee, spilled on the delicate silk or satin gown, pure glycerine rubbed over the spot and afterwards rinsed off with Juke warm water, then pressed on the wrong side, will eliniinate all traces of the of- fending lictuid. 'Salt mixed with vinegar is excellent for cleaning copper whole, • If bureau or pantry drawers stithe rub the edges with damp cloth. Almonds ehopped fine and browned iu sugar make delicioue ice cream. To test beef, press it down with the thumb. It is rises quickly,, the meat is good. Oil of lavender, sprinkled about in the book shelves, will prevent books from mildewiug. Potato parings, dried iri the oven, are good to kindle fires, as they light more eatilythan wood, A pair of scissors is infittitely better for trimming off the rind from ham cr bacon thin a knife. Grease on top of a hot dove can be quickly rubbed off by putting. salt on the scrubbing brush. Half a lemon plated .in the Water in which 'dish towels and kitchen cloths eve soaked is said to sweeten thein won- derfully. However, after it thorough washing a good hot elm will do .wonti. ers. • 4 111,, Reduced a Hard Swellind. Mr. Oti E. Cleroux, writing from Pem- broke, tells how he was heituad in a tuna ber eamp. "A heavy log rolled against my leg and I wee laid up with stiffnees and a hard swelling. When 1 applied Polson'o Nerviline I got, relief. A few rubbings with this good liniment cured me." In the bush, .Nerviline is indispen- sable; it cures neuralgia, colds, rheuma- tism and internal disorders, too. No per. son can afford to be withoet Nervinne. teliful for all internal and external pain. Large bottles, 26c, at all dealers, AI\ )tric„,l) *tetrgtNc, BACKACHE! 6Vered Over Nine Months, Nwhiaz 1W/eyed Me Linta I not PE -A ZI-Nri. DOW' PEST TO ISLEDD POULTRY. Amide from the emantion and most olas teetionable method 9f bleeding PoultrY, that of chopping or wringing* tite head eta two r»etitode are followed by those who Mace the poultry on the anerket Messed. Otte method is the Illeitteation et the neca and allowing all the blood. to remelts foul be solbi with the eirtie tee other Is that of bleeding in the mooch, leaving tile bead Oa the bird with overe appearenee et being unharmed. DI the Practive of theme two methode, the former itae erten the more vommon. There Is some objection to it, Tile bint killed by tbis wane are unightly about tile heed and neey when tireseete and sentetimes discoloration of the whole neck is In evitlence. There Is a groveltig ray - or tewards deeming poultry that eas -Om Wed. de the United States, the pure food hte s cempel the bleeding of poultry, One needs only to Atm) birds killea by ettelt of these methods to deckle in fevoe of thoeu that bave befall bled, The alooner thin we itt Canada ,awaken to tile fact that poetry ehoula he ble& the better it it will be fur the industry. 13aore ailliUg by the method now re- coueneoded as the best, the birds are hung up by the legs or a few nil/ones letiore being Wed, Theo the inetelon is macle with a small knife, whieh severs the Jugular vein. The blood, for the molt part comess twat' almost Instant artemmly, 4114 is caught In a small which Is booked tutu the bill of the bird. Tile knife is then inserte4 late the brain through a small groove between two better. in the upper part of tite mouth and given a .slitebt twist, Braining the bira lets the feathers go and, they then eonee away readily. TOM method then 4t to cut the jugular veinwait a minute until the blood is not. 'Oleo turn the knife and brain the bird. If tneehlekeen squawks and gives a little quiver on the itnIfe boIng inserted into the bralu, one Rums that he bas touched the brain. if aone tightevery mescle in the body relaxes, lindens feath- ere are held by llttle muscles, they nate malty let go; two draws, oue up awl one dowIt arta one op on either side of the breetet: the same on the back, legs and neck, and the feathers are practically ail . out. When through plucking, 11 13 well to let the bird hang down for a little while. Then when. 11. 13 takea down, glett It tt la, ti:' Kate; there wet be a little gurgle and a "spit" of bled wilt eome away and the bird will be perfectly elean.-learm ana 'Dairy. THE HORSE. dbllape mat setting et Llie hiad Ilinbe is vere importune 111 crte 'vitae tiotatutet for iteeNy Work. Tne more uttelity the mare possessets, the mere olaritea tslii De her learnitittiVY. Uenerie eitarecter is always a vaittatee mom th the seieetten ot A horse or mare, and must Oe in ettiter sex strougiy ex- Pressetts Action Is one at the main points to con- eleer 111 the heavy-orart horses, as well as in the lighter Meet's. Vail pleugnieg and oultivation Is heavy wuric, be earelui to aujust the dratt SO that the bearing on the itnimars thoutuer is true an eeven. Coed actien in all elaseee of horses is IhmonehdoO:rs,ap ventilated stable, Now is the time te ell -balanced proportions. gehetellY aetanonateed by symmetry and A cold steble is net necessarily- a well- ou'rolyisnyoutqitlaiatiottlerss.tables, ,Defore Legge and shortomalea mares sbouid nut De pureeased or breeding purposes. Seult mares ettnnot be expectett to pro- dece large, growthy foals. Dirty collars and Imre shoulders are closely related eonditiuns. Keep the cellar -Mango elven and free trent dirt alti per3piration, auki taus ttuniauze the danger er this treuele. The mein eensideratiou in tho feedleg ef the oewly-weened Quit -is to produce Male and inueele, and keep hitn griming vieoruuely without fattertmg lam. roxilee are field to be Inman mere Intel- ligent, cunning, tricky und knowttig than large horses, and they develop a more intimate acettaintance and friendship with human beings than is the ease with ltar1.013.what is therethat can Instil the into the youth .of the country a greater lore for horses, and, iticidentaly, tor ali domesticated animals. titan the ownership nod caro of one ot une of those while. tulo 1 or-Tes? fr every child was priel- ieged to own, feed and care for vete of these pets, greater interest would soon be marafeated in horses, and these noble animals wottld receive more intelligent iar a ltie it bit fo7.71)titlynoduttgelastetncei as to the dispbsitIon of a horse you pur- "leit.'ematiltlittn• nezed euying? Let him be a model in tette. and stlund in every respect, but It you- find he has some vieloutt habit or AU Vigil temper, you ullt begin to look for another horse. Now, Isn't that right? PERSONALITY. My personality is like a hush. jarm. There is wild. land, rock land, /ow land,, hill and swamp and stream. Some part is submerged, but not explored; seme cultivated and .bears a erop. I feel so safe it cannot burn away, blow away, wash away. My deed la in the registry office, and there is no tortgega-stay, there is a mortgage, end. I leave my readers to guess who is taortgagee. I am permitted to make for a goal, and in ite completeness that goal is God! place is profound; a Yads roll in peace, birds sing in peace, the eery land is a Sabbath. I plow, I 'tow, I reap; I reap what I have sown, .and what I leave not sown; others visit my fhdds when I am not there, The enemy sowed tares while men slept, but morn friends came to my fields and sow when 1 am away; but I reap. 0, my crop, how shall I write it down! Who has fashioned the tendernesses of love? Where can I find the book which tells the sweet and Ma quisite vocabulary? IteW can I. handle these garments' and adorn the sweet be - Inge which spring up iti the fields of my personality? Talk about spontaidety, • the field is white, the beauties cluster. I am literally embarassed; surely my heart is a seed bell; surely the angels drop the germs of love as Iviney drops from the reek. HOW can 1 tottelt the snow white parity; how can 1 iatetpret the curving Hp, the liquid eye, the spirit, the etivironment which inspires this pre- eious patch in my garden of delight? 0, the bloom, the gleam the warm breath of welcome! How near is this crowning personalitvwhich commends tile to this which is so yeah Who giver toe this other personality to lie • in my bottom to be held for ever for Bing Talk not of the kiss that's never giv- en the inner hunger never appeaeed, the solltary soul, the wife and children that might hove been, the unborn facet, be- sides the never lighted fire. There May be such tragedies; I know them not. My farm is in a differeot latitude. Ilroken heartare scattered, and I come along to gather them. I put Mont in my- breast, carry to the inn, provide oil and wine, and give charge to nurse amt tettd, the bill to be paid by me. Hearts tender stud immature I gather up. I hear a voice, "Etelte this eldla and aurae it for me." So 1 bind. it to my • leosont with ilellettey, delight and devo- tion, nouriela soothe, enlarge and lift up, leometimee there 13 a storm; seas land wreelss upon the robs, pietrolmen new nandered end there is reeette by life- boat, by rerket, by personal effort lo the bailing IM, and in the sheltering bench we give the signal to the life-flav- ing station. Saved! Somethnee it is a rope walk. and we spin and spin. Oh. avliere 517511 rest Ite found and when': Year out and ;veer In we toll arta epin. The Leavens ttre as • beim, the amend is hot, yet We Dray and wait in elbow, in tiatliterte, in lone. 1ntuieseffr..Zus is how we grow. --11. T. u DISPOSITION. Although It must be admitted that dis- poeitton it to a certain extent Inherited, yet, most vielottstempered horses can have this temper traced to thoughtless bantling or 111-treennent as colts. As vicious a temper can be developed in a ealt through hnproper handling as was ever gred into one. Besides, as much harm can be done by papering as by 111- treettnent, The process of developing an ugly disposition. though, usually, takes In all these treatments, beginning with pampering, followed by teasing, and end - I n g Athie aibbuosueg. AlVittt by the owner or the grow in handling the colt can maintain a sweet disposition, or hubdue to a, cer- tain extent. an Inherited, vicious- temper- ament. Kind hut firm management Is neceseary at all times. Never to try to make the colt do anything unreastembkle, but ;tee that he finishes any training you undertelte to 007 hitt through, Give him Omelet training with the halter to let him thoroughly unclertsand that he has to do as you wish: handle his feet and lens, and do not allow any wild frisking while he Is being led. Tralnieg with these points In view will do much to de - Mrs. Joseph LA00110,124 Glenora Aro.. Ottawa, East, Ontario, Caned a, tes "I eriffered with haciMehe and head. ache for over:nineteenths and nothing relieved me until 1 took Pernua. This medicine is by far better than any other medieine for tbese troubles. .A. few bot - ties relieved me of ray miserable, half. dead, half -alive condition." WhillialefiffeWORMININEWSMO give a god working horse, no !natter whet the breeding.-Farmar's •Advoeate and Berne Jounrna), Wimtipeg. *2+ lo• A FEW REMARKS. • When a pugilist quits training, his body usually becOmett as fat as his head woe in his palmy Tiniest realty ellanee less than the old people who talk about the ex- cellence of this that are past. Springing the boom at the logical time also has much to do with de- terruining the logical candidate. A piano contatne a mile of 'wire, and the young lady practicing an it travels the dietanee too often, incidentally you are doing a friend a favor when you add a little bit to your savings bang deposit. • People never begin to prepare for winter until they are to cold for comfort in their autruner olothee. Family quarrels shouldn't be (staged so early in the mornings as to dis- turb the heavily sleep of the neigh- bors. A poor man's notion of a joke ie to hear it •rich man talk about the burelens and reeponeibilities of great wealth, More women look Idea when they examine a piece of goods than are able to tell the all wool article when they see it.-Atohison Globe. 4 4 AS GOOD AS A DOCTOR JN THE HOU: E. Baby's Own Tablets should be kept in every home where there are little ones. They are ag good as a doettat are ebsolutely safe and ean always be relied upon to drive away any malady arising from derangement of the atom - eel' or bowels. Concerning them, Mrs, 0, G. Wheeler, .Northlands, Soaks., says; "I have found 'Baby's Own Tablets an invaluable, medicine. I live twenty miles from town and doctor, so am glad to . have so reliable a Medicine at head. 1. coneitlee the Taldete a reel neceseite in the, home and shall never be without them. Thev have kept my baby well and have made 111117. 11. bonnie baby." The Tablets are sold by medleirm dealers- or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Mediehte Co., Brockville, Ont. - MADE HIS WIFE WORK.. anehaei Leshke, a farmer, le to be brought before the united charities to explain his conduct. His wife, an able- bodied. 200 -pound woman, complained to the Authorities that her husband hae been malting her drive the horses and potch the hay into the barn, while he loafed and smoked his pipe In a shady spot, and that when she rebelled he beat her -with a pitchfork. She said that in addition the had to do the housework, cook the meals, milk the caws, feed the stock, hoe the garden, and perform other duties.-Wilwesbarre Diepetch to New York Nereid. Gllre STOPS COUGHS WYSE= ENGLISH JOKE FOR TO -DAY. Archie -I've been takin' a course of memory tralnine It's a wonderful sys- tem. Doubled my memory potver In a month. Friend-Reaffy! What's the IlEt7t.e of it? Atrohle-Oh-or-odash it, it's slipped Me fel- the moment. But it's near-er- you know. What's his name In thingummy street? This Food -Tonic Quickly Restores Strength Atter a settee* Mmes, ordinary toed should be supplemented by a etrenetherdne tonic. For this purpose NA - D R11- CO Tasteless Cod Liver 011 Compound Is recommended very highly, lo its prepare. eon the disagreeable flavor of the natural Cod Liver 0117* entirely -removed, while Hs well known nourishing and ttesue-butIdine eualitiee are retained. Then we add Hypo - phosphites to build up the aeries, extract of Wild Cherry (for the Lungs and Bronchial Tubes), and Extraet of Malt (a food itself) Which aids in the assimiation of ether fooda ChIldreit In retticular enioy the violate flavor of Na-lem-Co Tasteless Cod Liver On Compound, and caleklyregain health and strenst h when Nature is sided by this natural foed-tonfe. Your Dreettst has It In 50e. end $1.00 Bottles, National Drug and Chemical Co. MI Canada, limited. 7071 EVERY AILMENT THE22.11 A NA,0111.1.00aetettic I8A141740 T1112 111A02 MA AK. 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Ospis 315,160804 Oak EDUCATION. (New York Sun.) lerilelora-We are learning economise in the Woe market, eiocker-And now we Wean have to ideas' geography la Turkey and Italy. CAUSE. (Puck.) Warden -See here! What are you latigla- et? INT°' 94/°' Oho 1 just haPPened to remora - nor that I've got a note coming due to. dayi THE HIGH COT, (Buffet° Tbilea.) There seems to be Ile conuabook to feed mice aviamons. but tiler cannot alvesTAl remain where they are, un above the world too WO, ECHOES OF THE PAST. (Moto Tribune.) Scipio had carrieti the war into Africa. "This," he said, 'Oa where I (11104HY as the White aTan'a ItoPe" Let it 410t be rashly interred from thie, however, that Hannibal wae a Pig Smoke, A SUSPICION, (Washington Stara "I deelare," sale Mrs. Centro*, after making 11, round of cane. "all these but- lers must have umpired woman games." srmerniter" "No. Polite, but -positive. They seem to have gotten Into the habit of saying to- errbotir is out." 44 •se RUBBING IT N. (Success Magazine.) A "trusty" had just escaped frora the poultentlarY, and, the waren was much chagrined. Every effort was made eto recapture the fugitive, but to no titgau- Two weeks later the warden received the following note In the maili Dear Warden: Please exeuse the liberty I am taking. • 4 12 HIS UNFORTUNATE QUERY. (National Monthly,) She -When I weltz with my sweetheart teel as if I'm Just going o heavea, He -Er -do you ever reverse? a** NOT KNOCKING SLATTERY. (Puckh Mrs, Coogan' -'An' th' ltttle thing is th' dive's Own image of hls father, Mrs. Slattery-Yis. but I don't mind that so much 'so long as he keeps healthle EDUCATION. (New Yorle Sun.) Inlicker-,We are learning economics In the stock market. Bocker-And now we shall have to study geography In Turkey and Italy. MORE LIKELY. (Chicago Tribune.) "What's the excitement at that street crossing? some automobile collision?" "I think not; the crowd's too blg foe that. Some profeesiehal pugilist must have stepped Into the saloon at that core net., ,and they're waiting for hint to COMO out," COULDN'T GET ACQUAINTED. (The Smart Sete) "They would make a splendid match. wonder why they have never mar- ried?" "Oh, in winter she is interested in so- ciety, and in the summer he is interested In baseball." • NO TIME FOR CHILDREN. (Lite,) A. noted sociologist tells the following story of a woman in- a southern manu- faeturing town. Approaching her for stedistlos, he asked: "Madam, have you any childreo?" • "No," she replied. "1 have to work in the factory myself." LOCATED. (Puck.) Willis -What became of the fellow who constructed the watch with 10,000 separt ate pieces? Gillis -I think I've got one of his auto- mobiles now. eae, - PATERNAL PRIDE. (Washington Star.) "Does your boy Joeh stand at the head of his class?" "No." replied Farmer Corntossel. "but he could if he wrtnted to. If Josh took it into his head to tand at the head of hie class or anywehere elee it 'ud take a whole football team tO Dry him loose." TAKING GREAT NAMES IN VAIN. (Christian Register.) The Rev. Mr. Hollers-Mistah Mahn - sing. what fele you call dat son of yoh's Izaak "Walton when 'he was baptized George Washington?" Mr. johnson-Because, sato dat rascal's reputashun for veracity made dat thence imocetive. THE SWORD HE WISHED FOR, (London Opinion.) Antigua dealer (displaying sword) -This Is Balaam's sword. Collector --But, my good man, Bala= never had a sword; he only wished for one. Dealer -Quite right, sir; this is the one he wished for. WILL FIND OUT. (Philadelphia. Timee,) 'Do you think woman would it -uproot' Politics?" "Well," eplied Mr. Grow - cher, after listening to the conversation on the front porch, "rii say this for , theta' If they ever start an investiga- tion they'll find out something." RATTLING THE SKELETON. (Puck.) Coirigan (the sudden tich)-res, time Works wonders, DInny. An' so ye didn't know I had taken utt 5011? Conley -I did nett I thought ye wor still %kin' up Morthar. 4 •4 NO GUARANTEE. (Washington Star.) "I pay as I go," said the independent man. "Tour lucky." replied mr. chuggins. "It you tty keeping 4 motor tar in re- pair yetell pay whether you ge or not." • a** HIS TROUBLE. astral, 'Work Sun.) Argus lamented. "I can't be critical," he °tied; "look at the number of beams I have to oast Out of tny eyes before I tackle anothee fel- *- NOT A FASHION PLATE. (Washington Star.) "I am afraid your ponies are very moor out of style," odd the *prey youth. "/ hope so." replied his centiertatiVe father. "I pay the tallor extra te keen them that way," *a 0 THE WAY HE SAID (Newerk News.) "I don't thitalt my husband loves Me any mote." "Why not?" "The ether day 1aald to hint; 'Johns er 1 atheuId die, Would You get Married again? and 110 seta he wouldn't," "Isn't that all right?" "Yes, but 1 wish yott could haVe hefted - the positive Ivey he said it." .11,0•111. IN THE NORTH WOODS. (Puck.) Week -lend 7:4portsman-4 Just shot a deer, oId chap; His 1151te0Weet! 11.111 Wm? Werktallid Sporternan-I think not. II* shot back! SUPERIOR. (tralted Preslisterhm.) Little Nellie told little Anita what he tetmed "littte fib." Anatt-A fib le the stone as St toery, Abel a story is tha tome as a ilia IstellyeeNo, it's not. Anitae-ert, It le, lusCattEe rity Nailer Plahl ge, and my father 14 a preffiteer at tile univereity. NellYee1 elen't era* if he IR, My father I* a real estate man, and he knowe more about leing than ;veer tither date.