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Before July lst, 1910.
20 Thousand Rolls o
Wall Paper
JUST RECEIVED
The largest stock of Wall Paper
ever shown in Wingham, from
5c. to $1.00 per roll.
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OPP. BRUNSWICK HOTEL WINGIIAM
LAKE OF 111E WOODS MING CO.. LTD., MONTREAL
TITU2,si):lY, APRIL 7, 1 Q o
THE WINGILA,M ADVANCE
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A
Permanent
Fit In
Ten
Minutes
We guarantee to give nine men out of every ten " a per-
fect and permanent fit. In ten minute we can alum
you a dozen Suits, any one of which will be an ideal
fit when you buy, and will retain its fit after months
of bard wear. Should you happen to be the man we can't
fit, we will have a suit tailored to your measure. No
fit --no pay. Two hundred patterns and twenty-four styles
to choose from.
McGee & Campbcll
Clothiers and Men's Furnishers
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Humor and.
Philosophy
ar t>`VJi►CA N PIV-SNITS
A Happy Time Citizen,
De happy time a-CRnitn', ter 1 knows It
by de way
1 hears my heart g-hummla' lak' • addle
wants ter play.
Ae whistle 0" de blizzard wig Is halt o' tt
hooray—
Time ter take my troubles ter Ota dancin'i
I black ex is dechlmbiy, but I bet I deo
an' shine
Rt I ever sit my troubles in de halleiutals
line.
W'en happy time corse knockla' an' he
give de countersign
Time ter take my troubles ter de dancln' 1
W'en de )py time is emilin' tate' a Ann=
ny h day
Whiter sorter spruce up ter de meetin'
wid de May.
Joy, he hang his hat up, an' de vary Word
he say—
"Time ter take yo' trouble ter de
dancin' 1'.
—Frank L. Stanton !a Comer'$.
A Chaste Compliment.
The late Chief Justice Chase was
noted for his gallantry, While on a
visit to the south shortly after the war
he was introduced to a very beautiful
woman who prided herself upon her
devotion to the 'lost cause." Anxious
that the Chief justice should .know her
sentiments, she remarked as•sbe gave
bim her band, "Mr. Chase, you see
before you a rebel who has ,not been
reconstructed."
"Madan]," he replied with a pro-
found bow, "reconstruction in your
case would be blasphemous."—Every
body's Magazine.
A Rare Product.
"Do you believe in the supernatural?"
I asked of the genius who
Directs and shapes the play and tells
The actors what to do,
And ho answered, "Though I've spent
my life
In the theater, I regret
To say I have never, never seen
A 'super' natural yet."
Keeping Up Appearances.
Husband (suddenly waking up at
dead of night)—What in the world was
that noise?
Wife (calmly)—It's all right, dear.
The guests of the Moneybags' ball are
just coming home, and 1 slipped down
and gave our front door a slam so the
neighbors would thhrit we were there."
—New York Journal.
TAKE ONE
OF THESE
LITTLE
TABLETS
AND THE.
PAIN
IS GONE.
"I have awful spells of Neu-
ralgia and have doctored a
great deal without getting
niucll benefit. For the last
two years I have been taking
Dr. Miles' Anti -Pain Pills and
tl:cy always relieve me. I
!.ave been so bad with
Neuralgia that 1 sometimes
thought I would go crazy.
Sometimes it is necessary to
take two of tlleni, but never
more, and they are sure to re-
lieve me." ?JRS. FERRIER,
2434 Lynn St., Lincoln, Neb.
Price 25c at your druggist. He
should supply you, it he dons not,
send price to us, we forward prepaid.
DR. MILES MEDICAL CO., Toronto.
)2.e. send us a
r
aastearcl
cater
140011100141
and allow us to send you a worth -having
fret boob full of hints about the hundred uses
your own borne could find for
It is more than merely the supreme fieer.tinish.
Opq 4
It renovatca nid furniture; makes all woodwork
look new again; won't fade nor crack norshow
tv;ar In n larg while. Make your floors easier
�" to k.ep aleau and <lustleta with bl I. Slgorglaze,
�r Gct the book--rsk fur it rfOW. Any of the
Seventeen handsome solid enamels of M t. Visor.
IhiPBi2IAI. VARNISIu s glaze will look better and last far longer than painter varnish.
-- -----� Sq will any of the aaven l.t t. Lace that sei perfectly imitate
COLOR Co., LltsrrnD hardwood -•-pr the Transparent natural-llinirh. eemes In tins,
^ --"m :kohl) .7. big and small, A Callon coats 5G) E9uare fest,. Aasy to
,o apply, Dries hard ovareightl Atk your dealer or write us.
Pecomn:ended tlt nd Sold by. All Reliable Dealers,
inaludin J. O. STI JT & CO.
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Does Your Flour, Madam,
Whiten Through Kneading
We well remember our little chat with Mrs, B„ an Al breadmaker,
Said she ; "After kneading my dough awhile, t often wonder how
it whitens so noticeably ynder the hands. The more 1 knead and
"" work it, the whiter it gets, more wholesome -looking, you know.
'" That's a very encouraging thing in FIVE ROSES flour which I'i,'e
"" sadly missed elsewhere."
Maybe, Mistress Housewife, you've noticed it, too.
But all flours, alas! are noe FIVE
ROSES.
With flour from poor quality wheat,
poorly milled, there's no material
improvement in the color of the
bread due to kneading.
It's the gray that's developed, Ma-
dam, not the while.
It's whiter dough you want, whiter
the longer you knead it, and
you want it So without
having your elbows hinged
and lubricated like John
L. Sullivan's.
And FIVE ROSES, Madam,
responds beautifully to the
least exertion and in the
morning your dough Is up
as light as a cork.
The strong, live dough
crackles and snaps heavily
as you knead it down. Then the
snowy whiteness in the pans to be
proved and baked!
From the oven your crusted golden
loaves yield the aroma of freshly -
barked hickory nuts that portends a
tooth -teasing flavor trresblilble.
And the kiddyktns need no other
call to breakfast, Madam ; just fol-
low their noses.
CCAANAQA
r r m
Don't let your neighbour
beat YOU at breadmaking.
You can so easily do better,,
Mistress Housewife,
By getting FIVE ROSES.
So roll up your sleeves,
Madam, and—
DO IT NOW.
(0)
Advantages In Clipping Horses.
A soft horse with a long coat of
hair, if left to stand. on a cold day
after perspiring freely or, if stabled
without ample protection on chilly
nights, is apt to take cold, says Farm,
Stock and Home. Tho clipped horse
makes a great deal better appearance
than the unclipped animal in the
spring, and is more easily cleaned and
kept in good condition.
Popular Names For Girls.
Iielen continues to retain its popu-
larity as a name for girls. Not long
ago it was voted the favorite name
by the students of a men's college,
and it has been discovered, as the re-
sult of a canvass of the names of the
students in Smith College, that more
than a hundred of the total of sixteen
hundred bear that name. Mary, with
less than ninety, comes next. Mar-
garet, Ruth, Florence and Elizabeth
follow in the same order. The good
oltLfashioned womanly names have
fortunately displaced the fancy names
of a generation or so ago.
—Do poultry pay? A fifty-six pound
turkey exhibited at the Buffalo Poul-
try Show was sold for one hundred
dollars. At that rate, poultry ought
to pay well.
Do You Realize What A Savings
Account May Mean To You
e
A valuable asset for every one
is a Savings Account Pass 13c..ok,.
in which deposits have been en-
tered frequently, and withdraw-
als seldom.
Not only sloes the ability to
save indicate "character"—which
the business world of to -day de-
mands—but it establishes "an
anchor to windward" against
temporary adversity.
Why not commence to -day to
build vopr asset ? .
One dollar will start an ac-
count in the RANI% OF HAMILTON,
and interest will be credited
every six months,
C. P. SMITH AGENT
ii 1ham, Ontario.
ilest.d tffice,
IStong Ptiid-up
Deserve iota I:redivide&
TotalAesete ..
'HAMILTON
$2 500,000
(lira 2,900,000
:• ovrttr 011,000,000
Humor and
Philosophy
8Y 2 VJvCAN M. SMITII
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
'RJILL the leaders of aesthetic culture
please note that poverty can't be
beautiful as long as it is uncomforta-
ble?
An excellent reason for keeping your
temper is found In the fact that nobody
else .:wants it.
Fun
A. bud habit bas lots of relatives that
dont like to•own It.
Being pretty, according to a girl's
philosophy, is being plenty.
011.111
;111)
.4 woman's club is sometimes liter-
ary and sometimes culinary, but al-
ways lively.
Of Course.
"How 1 envy a two beaded woman!"
"Can't you pay enough With one
tongue?"
"it isn't that at all."
"isn't it?"
"NO.°
"Well, what is it?"
"'Thin* of 00 love of 11 hat on each
head, ono itn egad tell for the other."
A Substitute,
"Clan you keep my daughter in the
manner to watch ale has been accus.
totned?" asked the grouchy old parent.
"1 think ao," sale the young man,
"She bas been living with you, hasn't
she?"
"She certainly has."
"Weil, we might att a pet bear."
Couldn't it.
"Lie doesn't seem to be a practical
man,"
"No, and be hasn't the least bit of
faith in himself, Ile is always build•.
!lig castles in Spain, and yet when I
tried to get bila to study Spanish he
turned up his nose."
The trouble with some people 15 'Lbey
want to be themselves and you too.
The man who doesn't throw any
mouey away doesn't understand how
to stimulate the circulation,
Woe of the improvident.
'With the dying of the summer
And, the coming of the chili
Several little things may happen
To unload a passing thrill
On the man who Spent the season
Vyithlout giving thought or heed
To the winter days approaching
.And the things that he would need.
There are problems that are pretssing
And Occasion Much distress
'When the chilly winds of autumn
Come to oiler their caress.
in July and changing August
Clothes don't coUnt for such a sight..
But they're something of an item
When the ground is painted white.
All the undertones, unfeeling.
Play upon the minor note,
Asking in a startled whisper.
How about the overcoat?
There's a shyness of provision!
In the bin and On the ehelt.
It's a mortal cinch the icebox
Will not go and 1111 tteelf.
There are many things annoying
When to man is not prepared
Por the tiitrsing et the blizzard,
And lads feelings are net Spared.
It's no time for him to Idle.
On his duties to rook.
If he didn't !Dave In summer
la the Winter he must dig.
Ilse Was Rioh.
"Do you earn your own living?"
do:'
"Bow?"4.(h.;1
y �l.•
l�
"By work," �+ �`i
t.,ir ` I'
�yorlt at what?
•'t+iy fattier." '
Exactly. l
"Do you know what an optimist is?"
"1 do."
"Well, what is it?"
"A pessimist who Is operating in a
fair run oL good luck."
Correct.
"What is meant by a wise man?"
"Meant by it?" -
"That's it."
"The guy that never gets caught"
A Drop.
"Ile wouldn't be satisfied until he
tried the stage."
"Did be make a hit?"
""ti'Veli, he hit the sidewalk."
Did Not Understand.
"Poets, sir, are bot'u."
"Are they?"
"Yes. sir."
"1 wonder why."
Danger Zone. j
"I met my affinity today."
"Did you grab her off?"
"Not much! 1 grabbed my bat and
ran."
Generous. �}
1 have a corn upon my toe.
I'd like to lose It,
Say; you rein have it pretty Cheap
if you can use it.
HEALTHY ----
CHILDREN
Psychine
Made Her
A Robust
Child
•
Women's and Girls' Stylish
Spring Coats and Shirts
We have just passed into stock a large shipment
of New Spring . Coats f*nd Seperate Skirts, Every
Garment well made by the best tailors, We got
at the rock -bottom price when buying these sty-
lish ,Garments, and we're going to pass them on
to our customers at Close Cut Prices,
I3xceptional Values
Ladies' Fawn Covert Cloth Coat, very pretty style,
nice length, would be good value at $6.00—our
price only . .............$5.00
Ladies' two-tone Fancy Stripe Coats, a very stylish
• garment. Prices are $6.00, $7.50 and $10.00
Women's Tailored Skirts
You don't run any chalices of mis-fits when buying your
Skirts here. You can try them on in our Skirt and
Coat department on -second floor before deciding to buy.
We guarantee that the garment we sell. you will be
satisfactory in style, fit and finish.
All Wool Panama Cloth Skirts in the leading shades
--Special at $4.00
All Wool Voile Skirt, very pretty. style, in Black,
Blue, Brown and Taupe—our special price.. ..... .$5,00
Colored Pongee or Shantung Silks
Every thread guaranteed
bright, rich finish, good
for Summer Suits. Colors
and ycdopenhagen, all the
per
pure silk, fast colors, and
weight, very serviceable silk
are tan, navy, grey, amethyst,
new shades—our price 69c
Natural Pongee Silks
Pure Silk ; comes in Linen shades only ; splendid wash-
ing silk ; good wearing quality --our price, 27 inch 39c ;
36 inch, 50c per yd.
H. E. Isaril & Co.
It is not necessary for us to speak any words
of our own, for the facts given below are
strong enough to oanvinco the most skeptical
as to .PSYCHINir.'S power to restore health.
Mr. John Sykes, of Victoria harbor, says: --
When Nellie was about 4 years of age, she
had wasted away so much that she looked like
a little skeleton. The doctor treated her for 2
or 3 months, but the child got worse, and the
doctor said he could do nothing more. We
called in another doctor who told its every,
thing had been done and that the child could
not get better. We decided to take the little
thing to a Montreal doctor, who said her lungs
wore filled with pus and that she would have
to undtrgo an operation if we would save her
life. Tho next day he came, down from
Montreal and operated upon her, but the
open was a fure, as liras unable
get any pus fro a the lungs.
' Wratioo ware disappoiailnted. andha fulls thoughtto
little Nellie was not going to get better. but it
was cruel to let her sutt'er so. At this time we
heard what a wonderful medicine PSYOHINS
was for the mugs. We had been reading
some of tite advertisements in the papers of
people who had been cured through
P'SS'CIUINIC. No thought it would suit our
little girl, and so decided to give it a trial.
This we did, and after Nellie had taken the
fiat bottle weeaw an improvement. Gradually
the Iltt c girl b=gan to 1111 out, and by the time
we had natal 8 or J bottles, she was quite well.
That was two years ago and she is as well and
robltst today as tho other children arc.
ZFe have a gr: a',denl to bo thnekfnl for.
We iirmly believe little Nellie would never
have lived if we bad not heard of YSYCHINlu'.
We shall ba pleased to answer enquiries at
any time."
For Sale by all Druggists and Dealers,
50c and $1.00 per bottle.
DR. T. A. SLOCUM, Limited, Toronto.
Profitable leturfis Prom Fruit,
The London Advertiser reports tl tat
the 3'ohnson Bros., whose farm is lunar
Forest, least year had fa gross return of
$7,500 from 35 acres of apples, 15 acr es
of plums and 12 acres of peach t b-
ebnrds, the latter only four years on t.
Ten acres( of the {duan trees were
planted as fillers Its the apple ma
°hard.
When the opportunity nature i'ote
ktntl spteches, make therm*
(PRONOUNCED $i KEEN)
STRENGTHENS WEAII
LUNGS.
HOMESEEKER$'
EXCDRSIONS
WESTERN
CANADA
LOW ROUND TRIP OATES
GOING CAPES
Apr. d, 19 lune 14, 28 Aad. 9, 23
lady 3, 17, 31 Italy 12, 26 Sept, 0, 20
Tf111011011 SPECIAL L 'TRAINS
TORONTO 10 wiNNIPED AN'ta 'WEST
tei'vdenotanve 2,0dar0 rhos.
Colonisty ands Tourist Seweder,neir 'Coaches,
it,L,pTb01to d 1OA, mill' A. " dronte I' et +Yalta
AS1 F0 g0MESlltl1599' ?1M1't%lit
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Sewer, Agent, iingha4i
ry Goods and
roceries
We take a back seat to no one. We feel
confident we can interest you, greatly to
your benefit, in the following lines
We have now on.' hand—ready for the spring trade•—
a large stock of Carpets, hugs, Linoleums and Oil Cloths.
We have good values in imported Rugs in Velvets and
Tapestry. Now imported (Nairn's) Scotch Linoletlms in
Block and Floral patterns—two and four yards wide.
Wo have jest received from the Old Country a well
selected shipment of Spring Dress Goods and Suitings—
Swell goods at low prices.
See our imported Silks in 40 inch width, of guaranted
quality, Our prices -85c for 20 inch goods, $1.70 for 40
inch goods.
A. large assortment of New Prints, Ginghams, Ander-
son's Zephyrs, Muslin and Linen Saltine, in new Shades
and Fancy Stripes.
Just arrived, a well assorted stock of Ladies' White
Lawn "Waists. Call and see ours when looking for them.
Men's, Boys, and Children's ready-to-wear Spring Suits.
All new, up-to-date styles, and prices right.
See our Counterpane -•-special at $2.00.
Headquarters for pnre No. 1 Sugar. As we purchase
by the carload we can offer better prices than those that
buy in smaller lots. Price for this week—$5.30 for 100 lbs.
We keep in stook the best Flour on the market—
Listowel and Seaforth makes. Also Royal Household (pare
Manitoba.)
Goods delivered all over town.
ALL KINDS PRODUCE TAKEN.
T. A. Mills
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