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The Wingham Advance, 1910-03-03, Page 6e es The late Judge Silas Bryan, the father of William 3. 13ryau, once bad several banie stolen front Itie smokes houee. He missed them at mice, but bald nothing about it to any oue. A few daps later a neighbor came to Lino "Sey, judge," he mid, "I hear'd yew had boom hams stole t'other night." "Yes," replied. the Judge, very confi- dentially, "but don't tell any one. You and I are the rally oues who know it." —Succese Magazine. It woo at the Cliff Dwellers, Chi- caga'a literary elub, awl one ofthe members bad just anode a terrible, irremediable break about another—made it in his presence and that of several other members, "Whet ought 1 do -now?" asked the breakmaker, much embarrassed. "If I were you," euggested rxed Itichardson, the Artist, who had heard the whole proceeding, "I should go out and 'wiggle my ears and eat smother thietle."—Suoess Magazine. I waa talking svith a Dakotan the other day. "Speaking of farms," he said, "we have some sizable farms out irt Dakota,. Yes, air, I've seen a man oo one of our big farms etart out in the spring and plow a straight furrow till fall, Then he turned arouud and har- vested back." "Wonderful," said 1. - • "On our Dakota 'farms," he went on, "Ws the usual thing to send young mar- ried. eouples out to milk the owe, Their bring back the milk." "'Wonderful," I repeated, "Once," he said, "1 saw a Dakota farmer's family prostrated with grief. the evoraen were weeping the dogs were barking, the children were squalling and the tears ran &oval the farmer's cheeks as he hitched up hie twenty -mule team and drove off." "Where Was he going?" said I. "He was goinghalf way across the farm to feed the pigs." "Did he ever get back?" I asked. "It isn't time for him yet," wee the reply.—ECousekeeper. The big man in the purple shirt. no - costed the studious little man Who was waiting for the "L" train. "Beg pardon, neighbor," said the big man, as he opened his paper, "here is something I don't understand." "What is that, sir?" raked the little man curiously. "Why, it states here that •Colonel Roosevelt shot o dig -dig • What is a dig -dig?" The little man smiled. "My friend, a dig -dig is an animal that digs. When the dig -dig starts to dig the other dig -digs dig deeper than this dig -dig. Then this dig -dig digs and digs and digs until--" "Hold on! Which dig -dig?" "The first dig -dig. The other dig -digs -dig and dig to catch up with the other digalig's digging. Then the first dig -dig digs till the other digoligs—" - But the big raa,n in the purple sbirt covered his ears with his hands and fled. And all day long the "dig -dig" rang through his brain until he yowed Teddy wae an enezny to mankind to discover suck an animah—Chieago News. . — A little man slunk out of a. house on the avenue, glanced up apprehensively at its front windows en darted down the Street, says Bronthen Life. Before he had traversed twenty steps, however, he found himself in the clutches of a huge policeman. "Let me go officer!" he pleaded, as the grim eustlellan, of the law held him fast. "Not muck 1 won't. What're you act- ing so suspiciously around here for, eh?" "I live in that house there," was the discomfited man's explanation. "Don't hold; let me go, I say.' "Oh, you live there, do you? Conte, that's too thin. You just walk back to that house with me and move it." "But my wife is getting ready to spend the day out; you'll get Me in a fix, officer!" "That's what I'm paid for. Step lively now, and we'll see what your game is." So back they went, the officer tightly °hitching his protesting °barge. When the front door of the house in point was reached an upped window flew up and a wornanas head popped out. "Oh, was he trying, to sneak off, Mt Policeman?" she sweetly asked. "Ile was, ma'am. He says he Eves here." "Ire does, officer; thank you; he's my husband." e The policeman stated. "But bring bine in," she eoritinued. want him to button the back of my dress before he goes down to his office.' Whett you run face to face with your tailor upon the street and he turns a old, beady eye upon you and says: "Excuse me, Mr. Bump, but whattutve you to say about my little bill?" Answer: "I don't think I have met your little 13ill, Mr. Suipperton. Indeed, I didn't kuow you had any children at While he is recovering from Oda jump into a taxi and proceed to break the speed laws. By way of illustrating the different viewpoints of menufacturets upon the tariff TOVISieri, Charters Heber Mark, writer upon eeonornic aubjeets, told this dory to a gathering of Pleitadele phia Manufaeturers recently: "A farmer in Montgomery County was the, owner of a good Alderney UV. A sttanger, having admired the ani- mal, asked the farmer: 'What Will you take for your cow?' "The Montgonieryito stretched his head for a MinuiAl and then said: " 'Look a -here, be you the tax as- seseor or hat she been killed by the railroad,' "--Philadelphia Times. The Btitiele Deaf Times prints a story of two men who were soon talk- ing on their hand on the top of an -omnibus. Their oonverantion tan thus: "I want your adviet." "I shall be happy to oblige you." "Well, you know, I'm in love with Mabel. At last I made up My mind to prbpose to her. Laet night I made the attempt." "And ha refueed your "That i what I am eoming to. 1 don't know whether she did nor not. You tee, was tornewhat embarrassed, and the words seemed to stick on my hands. And there she set, as denture as a dove. Finally tny fingers Stuck te- ther, and I eould not say a word. hen Mabel got up and lowered the gas." "Well?' "Well, what Is lxither. ing MO is thix--why did Mabel lower the gs---to orreourage me and relieve 21-17 eirtherriteernent, or so thet she eoulei not itets me talk and ets stop my proposal? ' Sweet No me "Yes," answered the girl. "But X am .uct sorry I earn', Clifford, for you have removed such a heavy pain from my hear t." .And she added after a Illonient'S pallSO; "No matter what to mid after thie, I shall not believe it, for, ray love, to doubt you would be death," "What ael earnest little thing you are, anywayi" he tried. "Why, 1 thought you the hind of a girl who would make a delightful comedy of love, and loi you ere trying to make a tragedy of it." "It is isecau.ee x. love you with all my heart, Clifford," she answered. '‘Xy grandfather always said of me, lookiag at me with an expression which puzzled me exceedingly dread almost to think of the timNV Oe lt yOUlc heart eholi awak- en to the deems; of love, my leo; for if your choice ehould fall on any one Bove good, honest joe I fear it might go hard with you.' And when I would sok why, he would waterer, slowly and thought- fully: 'With your rtece, trete love was never known to run smooth. 1 shall say no more now, but perhaps I may ot twine future time." "He was eiraply trying to work upon your fears, Norine, You mat not be- lieve such nonsense as this old superan- nuated grandfather menu determined to put into your pretty little head. Harki What noise was that f" he exclaimed, pausing abruptly and Maiming Intently. • CHAPTER "What owed 32 0.0 r repeated Clin ford Carlisle, stopping short, "I hear nothing. -What Was the sound like?" queried Norine. "Like stettlthy footsteps," he respond- ed. "I could almost Wear that some- one was following us. Do the Indians ever come to the village'?" he asked, stud- denly. "no," responded Norine. "The treaty they have with the Government pro- vides that they shall never set foot in Malley. That was boause they laid the place in ashes on two different woe Mons." "Norio°, there la some one following us," wbispered Oorliele, in great trepa dation. "And as I have ao relish for an encounter with one of those fellows, I propose that we take to our heels and make a run of it toward the village. You will have to be fleet of foot to keep up with me." "I—I cannot run. I get thort of breath so quickly," faltered Idealize, reltaleglY, dinging in great affright to DIS arm. "Nonsense I" he cried, sharply, "You must run if you want to keep up with me, X say, 3 don't like the sound of those *stealthily approaching footsteps." Ere Norine could reply, a burly figure sprang directly in the path in trout of them, and a voice which she instantly recognized as belonging to the half-breed who had reeently been turned out of the express office, exclaimed, gruffly: "So so, my pretty pair. A nice find I've 'So, this time, to be sure! A pair of leveret Ha, ha, hal" "Go quietly along, my good fellow, and; I will see that you have enough to get youzvelf a gime of something good and hot and strong at the village tav- ern," said Clifford Carlisle in a voice which certainly betokened fear, despite his attempt to speak carelessly. "Ha, ha, hal" laughed the fellow, coarsely. "That's goodl Sony I can't accept your wonderful generosity. The fact is, I must have all the cash that you have about you and after you have complied with that consideration„ why, then I'll tell you what else I want of you." • "For shame!" cried Norine, turning indignantly upon the fellow. "I know you, and I shall lose no time in report- ing this disgraceful conduct to my grandfather, Daniel Gordon, and he win Oke means to punish you severely, as you deserve." "Oh, ho! So your companion is little Norio, the little beauty of Hadley vil- lage, eh?" he cried, with a brutal laugh, turning to Clifford Carlisle. "Well, this is luck, Now, look here," he added, "Turn over what money you have about you, and leave the little beauty with me peaceably, and you can go on your way tumudested. If you try to resist, I'll have your scalp danfing at my belt in- side of a minute. 'ye sworn thee the little beauty of Hadley village shall be mine—ay, the bride of Jack, the half- breed. No one living shall thwart me in my desire." Tho effect of these borribIe words upon Norine can better be imagined than described. With an awful cry of terror, she threw herself into Clifford Carlisle's 012% She tried to frame the 'words: "leave —lave mei" but xao sound issued from her white lips; her limbs refused to hear the weight of her body, slight as it was, ond she slipped to Clifford Carlielees IGO all in o heap. "She has swooned!" exclaimed the half-breed, with st, muttered curso. "So much the -better!" retorte4 Car- lisle, "for now we can talk unre.straln- edly." Beth Carlisle and the half -bred had made a fatal mistake. Norio had not iwooned. It would have been Lotto for her, perhaps, if Heaven had but been thus merciful to her. She toy there, still as death, in the mow, listening to every word that fell front their lips, unable to utter the slightest sound. Even. as she was gathering hile scat- tered moos together, Clifford Carlisle WM Slaying, in a voters which betrayed great perturbation: "Theret now you have revery red cent that I have about me, / assure yout Itow let me go, will yout" "You eon go as quickly 215 yon tike after you have given tue orte little -bit of further information. 3 must know In what potion oftthe village the peo- ple keep their firearm. I might as well ketone you that our people intend mak- tug a raid upon lfactley within twenty- four hours. After that tint., riot it roof will, he left etotullog In the pleeee," A cry of (Remy broke from Clifford Carlielest lips. Ile was all meant cow - Ord, sted he lamed in motel terror -lef st threatened meatier° by the fUriolla raWIlesa. "Item me out," embalmed the half. breed, "and If you are willing to fell In with my plen, you will have nothing to fear, fee your life will be sieved hy rny people." "Nein* the eonditionel" eried le, liosittely, "I have no relish for baing messaered out here in this hea- thaalsh wllcl west." "We need 4 leader who knows that, onghly the ways of the white men in battle —dee Who knows where their o hold is, send will guide vs to it. • underatetsidt" en asic inc to gime my OWIY raee hsaide---to aid you 13 esseetin. tbsenl" muttered Carlisle, ponder- ; and you uni tho ThrY Oen whomwe expected to find to do this for use" replied the half-breed, coolly. "Do you want to know why?" "Yea." assented. Carliele, the fear still inilie° voice. ge. "Betiwe have seen you accom- plish one or two daring hold-upi on the mountain road. Do not attempt to deny It, stranger, for we are sure Of oar ground.We folloWed you to your home —the big stone bourse thot. ilt 40W11 tlie road, We admire your daring, and the Pawnees went you Will you come to us a* I have described, or wM you be massacred along with the teat! Make your cloSiee here and now. Shall we add your sealp to the rot, or will you save yourself I" dorsal as she Reamed to Ole blood - The horrible agony that Norte* en - curdling proposition wos .intense. Of course, ber noble lover would spurn the offer with righteous indignation. No doubt he would fell the daring half- breed with hie strong right arms, Making hia very life pay the penalty of ouch an atrocious proposition. A moment that seemed the length of eternity passed ere Clifford Carlisle spoke. "I will give you just one moment to think it over," said the half-breed. "I have thought it over, and, on the condition that you will not attempt to hinder me from gettiog out of this tta cursed country when this affair is over I accept your terms," replied (Miffed Carlisle, 'marmite Her lover's treacheroue words was the last sound that Norine heard,. The world seemed- to 'suddenly, close in around her, and she knew no more. To save himself from the murderous half-breed, he had turned away, eowarde ly, and exouseing Ids horrible act with the words: "Self-preservation is the first law of nature," turned and fled rapidly back to Barrison Hall, niter the arrangements had been eatisfactorily concluded with, the half-breed. Ohowsky, the halfbreecl, did not waste time °moldering his next etep, but stoopiag, quickly gathered the frail fig- ure of Norine let bis stalwart arms, and turned his face in the direction of the steep, rugged mountain. "At last I shall have my glorious re- venge upon the express agent for turn - 111g. nee out of a job," he ollioquized. "Joe Brainard loves the beautiful Nor- ther, and I shall make her my bride be- fore bis very eyes. I told my people to watch ,hint carefully, to see that he did not make away egith himself, for my vengeance was not yet complete. Be- fore twenty-four hours nave elapsed, the town of 11a4ley will be lying lunett- es, the express agent will be put to death, and the bonny, pale -faced maid- en will be all ray own. Ay, it will be a More glorious revenge. Let those who Incur the hatred of the Pawnees be - :ware!" With these words, the half-breed eorn- menace!, his ascent up the steep, peril- ous mountain, incline with his haplese burden, hurrying Norine onward to a fate nsore cruel than death. OltatatTER XXVIIL Gloating rendishly over the glorious revenge andel he intended to take upon Joe Brainard, the captive express agent, Choevsky, the half-breed, climbed rap- idly up the steep' slippery' mountain road with his stillunconscious burden. "I swore to him the time would come when he would bitterly rue looking an enemy of me, and that tour le hear at hand. I will strike his heart through the aleface maiden whom he loves eo dear- F.rb . What greater revenge than that the ould be forced to become Ohowsky's bride before his very eyes. Ah, what grander revenge than that!" The half-breed disliked the girl al- most as much as he did the express a,gent, for the reason that her grand- father had ono offered him an affront and ass it is the Indian nature to never forget an injury, either fancied or real, he bad always thought of it vetenever he beheld the beautifun Norine. The old grandfather's heart would be pierced by her abduction, and her fate quite as much as the yoduger man and It would be virtually killing two birds with one gone. Just as he had traversed three-fourala of the distance, he noticed that the girl was beginning to &ow signs of return- ing conseiousneee. He felt a trifle an- noyed-- over this, for he had hoped her Lethargy would last until he reached the Indian settlement, for the reason that she was less trouble to him in this way. He knew she. was nigh -spirited, and would "offer great resistanee. Not that her puny strength would amount to any- thing in hie herculean grasp—she was like a fluttering butterfly in the power of a forest lion—an intent in o giant's hand. By this time he had reached the edge of the foreet, some five or six miles ale - tent from the encampment, and he con- cluded that he might as well rest there for a few momenta. Slight as Norine was, she was no light burden, even to his ottusettlar arm. There was little OT no now under the heavy growth of trees, and tenet -tit theta he Owed her, flinging himself down to rest at some little distance from 'her. At that moment Norine opened her eyes, gazing for an instant in dazed wonder about her, but it was only for the space Of a brief instant. In the next, the wildest, bitteteet cry that ever rang out front human lips echoed through the dim torest, "Oh, I remember alli In soy deadly peril, he deserted lue--lie fled, leaving nee in your savage poeveri" serettewl Norio, in the wildest ot affirght, at- tempting to leap to her feet and spring past her Olsten "You colt cry out at much ste you like, for there is no one on this old mountain to hoer or heed yen," ex- ciaimea the half-breed, snezeritigly; abut If you are wise, you will lEL'Ve your breath," "Why have you brought me beret" queried Notizie, in on agony of entrety; "what have I over done to you or youri that you /should abduct Itie —take me away from those who love nie, end whom I levet" Por an instant the 'omega woe sileut Them tatting upon her fiercely, healed, to hoarse, gutterai detente - "Through you I shall have a glorious revenge upon those I hate, girl!" "Take me bock to my grandfather,and he will .give you all that he has laid by for a rainy day sai the price of my' !a- lexia," she moaned, wringing her little 14nTlitiai half-breed laughed, Mookinglet "Chovrsky can do better than that— rename IS sweeter than gold to the hoot of IA Iridian," he replied, taking a step nearer her, as be added, *lowly and dela t "Let nut tel you volay I h sera here. is in) Blake rb.0,•-• • ism*. "Oh, leo, pea aot" shrieked Norio*, wildly; "better doeth than that; kill me finite torture rest as you will—ase yea have tortured *there of my resists at the etake—but do not Attempt to make me marry you. Do you hear what I say? I would throw myaelf headlong over the preeipiee first," ""Ihe lovely, palefesee Widen speaks bravely, but the is like the bird that beats againet itsiron eages you esonot avenge the fate that I have merited out for you, do whet you will," "Would it do any good to kneel and pray to your aolebed the girl, wildly, "Has not Gocl impleuted pity even In the savage boom?" "Nothing •stande between an Indian and his eevoge," he answered, stolidly. "I have said that you Melt be Choweley's bride, and nothing will chauge -that fixed parposse," As theses worcle fell upon Norine's ear, her mortal terror can better be imagined than docribecl. Oh, the horror gf it— the awful horror of itl She tried td cry out to heoven to save her from the fearful fate that awaited her, a fate o thousaud times more horrible than death, but the sound died away he a moan on her mho lips. She did not ery out to the traitorous lover who had deeerted her in her hour Of need, but in that moment elue thought of Joe—faithful Joe--evite had olways stood between her and harm, and in the anguish of her 'soul she exclaimed nowt "Joel oh, Joe—save me—save reel" "Ile whom you call amenis powerless to eome te your aid," cried the half- breed, sneeringly, "He is-- What sound Is that?" he exclaimed, without stopping to finish the sentenee, and as he uttered the words he threw himself cli tusei llkleYerbuPgenntUtoleotmtuoIt. wlth his Prae' Is at handl Oh, thank God— thank God!" screamed, Norine, almost be - Aide herself with joy. "You ere wronto" replied the half- breed, briefly; "it is an animal—it mounds like one of our ponies— they often stray away." He had scarcely uttered the words ere the animal galas a loud neigh, his quick ear detecting the sound of Voices, and galloped toward Chovrsky. "Why, it is the terse of our chief 1" he exclafimed, recognizing the animal at once. "I am surprieed that I find him here; he has never been known to wan- der wan before in this; manner. But there la a piece of luck in it, after all," he added, "He shall carry you to the encampment." te "Norine looked as the animal, a -wild thought surging through her brain the while. Instead of the little pooy taking her to the Indian village, why could he not take her to Hadley? Chowslcy seemed to interpret her thoughts, for be said, in the next breath: "The animal has never boon beyond this spot; he has a great terror of the mond= tato road beyond, and seems to be poi- sessed of the mad desire to plunge over the precipice which lies between here and the Main road. He is safe nough with his head turned the other way." Upon hearing this, the wed hope that had sprung up in Norine's heart died away as suddenly again. As the reader has probably imagined, the abitnal wee the same little steed whom Joe, our hero, had been sue unfor- tunate as to lose. He Intel escaped the approaching 'sav- ages by. dropping flat upon his face among the deep shadows of the low shrubs, and was still lying thus, wait- ing for them to proceed to a distance that would make it safe to risk their hearing his footstep,. when he should push onward. He had shown his wisdom and knowledge of the redskins in this, for those who knew the -crafty Pawnees knew it was their habit to pause and bend their ear to the ground every few rods to detect any strange 'sound behind, as well as before them. While he thus lay waiting patiently for them to cover a little more distance, he had caught, with dismay, the sound of other footsteps. Again be drew lea& Into the dense shadow until they should pass, when, to his intense surprise, they stopped short, and he beheld in the dark, shadovry, uncertain light, th enot-to-be- mietaken form of Chowsky, the half, breed, approaching, carrying what ap- peared to be a heavy burden. Who shall attempt to describe his emotions when he discerned that the helpless burden ho carried was Norine? It was all he could do to keep from shouting out to her thet aid was at hand --that he was tear her in her hour of peril—stud that he would save her or die in the attempt; that the fiend ineernato who was terrorizing her so should never take her alive to the Indian encampment. It goaded him almost to madness to Oaths that Norine was suffering, for every sob that fell from her lips was keener than a staggered thrust to his own faithful heart. He had felt terribly weak a moment ,ince, but now that Norine was in dan- ger, he felt the strength of a lion within him to battle for her--etyl he would have fought his way, inch by inch, through seas of blood to have served. her. Tho girl whom he loved better -thee life itself was in grave peril. WAS not that enough to lend mighty strength to his weakened arm and cause the blood to bound with a row zest through hie veins?' Ile forgot how weak he Was from hies root illness, forgot how weak from not tasting . food, and his long tramp through the foreet after the steed had gotten away from leim—he forgot everythlag to salts het Whom he loved as neen seidom Lfyo In this world. Ho woe 410 near Norio that be could Gime, have reached Ow-% hie hand and touched her where she cricrueleed, in Incr. tal bettor under the trees. Bat such on action, he knew,- would be madame. Ite could not even team hie ffievalver upon tiro dastardly holf-beeed, for Norine was ibehween them—the hole let Would eta° bet&et /love woe lie to resew her? He moth - ed that ne meat nib upon some plea Withal* lo ns of time, fee the hallo:geed, wees likely to declare hie intention of lembing on wt aray blatant Theme was another 4..rovr in uing firemente—the forest might be alive wi Niemen telee vowed oleo lii upon them, A thousand piano swept mirth tite rat 'peaky of lighttiog through luie fertile brain, miler to be /ejected as irakmeti. cable, He realized, too, that in the deo- aerobe Ohowsky he had a footman wor- thy of hio steel, and it he went to ono darling lelorken he meat proeeed with the utmoet oaution. At Oat moment, m though to eelve the problem \Moll meant life or dela, he beards m did Clitowehy, the neigh of the appeoeching pony, out like a flash desperate reeolve earee to hiM. (TO be seuttinued ) d..da Force Of Habit. "I understand that alaatar ea* was rather longuld." 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GROVE'S signature is on each box. 25o. ISSUE tory Proud. Frederick Townsend. Martin, ea 0, din- ner in New York, said Apropoo of the eit- cestrei pride of &a old Innickerbocker "But the Scotch have the gretztot an- cestral pride. hiaoDonahl, the lhord ef the Ilea,' wet invitee to an enterlein- ment given by the Duke of Buceleugle hut, eorniug late, be took 4 seat near the door. "The Duke oiled to Meallousild to come and it beside him at the head of Ilia table, The Lord ef the Isles frowned and answered in his pride: "Wherever );010.01)011,Alt1 Rite there is the bead, of the tabled"--Vashington atea 4 • * , BETTER THAN SPANKING, 113Panking does not cure children et bed-wetting. There is a conetituttOnal cause for this trouble. Mna M. Sum - mere, 130x W. 8, Windsor, Ont., Withemoti free to any mother her successful horn° treatment, with full instrutions. Send no money, but write her to -day if yeur children trouble you in thie way. 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