HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1910-03-03, Page 3Almost Died of
Malidnant Tonsilitis
AntOther Cane ?tolling that
Catarthozone Cures When
All Else EaUs
The cola of Mt. jautei B. Batten,
tne well-known publishing agent of
Strafford, is meet remarkable. For seven
yeitte he suffered from. week throat,
treted with =amorous pliyaielana, wed
a yore of reinedies-but waft not cured.
Among tbe isymptome fromwhich he
suffered were:
Influenza Drench it is
Nasal Oaterrh H oaroten lose
Weak Thoat Croupy Cough
Frental Headaehe Sore Chest
For year a I suffered
from a ehronie weakuesa
of the twee, throat and
lungs. My chest was
sore, my throat irritable,
and I had a harsh, croupy
cougn that wes always
worse in the morning.
During bee. 'weether I was,
completely prostrated
with Catarrh, bronchial
irritation and all tne
manifold discomforts of
influenza,
"When I began using
Cetarrhozone a beneficial
effect was noticeable at
one My breathing be-
came free and easy, I
tilept better, any chest
was eased, and the thick
phlegm and eoughing that
made me so sick passed
aWay. Once, whet my
ton was threatened with
malignant tonsilit'
is Cit.
tarthozone cured him in
two days."
Catarrozone is certain,
to cure beeause its heal-
ing vapor 15 carried with
the breath direct to the
seat of the cheat, nose
or tnroat trouble. Being
composed of the purest
balsams and pine eseenoce
immealately :Maya hritations facila
tates the ejection of mucus, soothes and
stimulates the lungs and bronchial tubes.
To those hi fear of changeable wea-
ther -those who easily *etch col -
those who work among lung-ohilling
surroundings, or where dust, impure air,
fog, or damp can affect them -let them
get Cletarrhozone and. use it several
ilk tiraes daily. Large size, sufficient for
two months' use, guaranteed, price $1-00;
smaller sizes 26 ttu1e50 centre Beware of
imitationa and substitutors, and insist
on getting "Cattierhozone" only. aBn
mail from the Catarrhozone Company,
Kingston, Ont. '
CARRYING IN 00A,t..
Ono of the Most Laborious of Occupa-
tions but Not Remunerative,
If a mat. should deo only the modern
end, discharging and side dbeha,rging
coal -wagons from which coal is run
down..ehu:tes directly into coal vaulte
through sidewalk coal holes Without
any handling whatever he might think
that the ealling of carrying in eoal had
fallen wholly into disuse'but he would
be far from the truth. As a matter of
fact, lots of coal is still carried in.
Once the bulk of an all coal Sold was
de/ivered in one hone two wheeled
one ton dump coal carts, from .whieh
the coal for family use was dumped on
the sidewalk In front of the house,
theinie to be Carrion in by the coal mane
He used a bierhel chip basket with a
short length of stout rope made fest to
ono �f its handles, whereby he carried
It over his shoultier-a tolerably heery
load. Suoh baskets are din used by
some coal men; but the prevailing coal
reoneeyer of the preseet day is made
wholly of stout canvas and having an
iron rod run around ito mouth to keep
It open, with a strap mauled by which
to carry it.
Then came the, four -wheeled coal wa-
gon with its teleseopie chute. In any
placer; where the chute wagon could be
used there was no tarrying in to be
done, no sbovelling revere In dties, in
the course en years, many thousands of
people who have now come to live in
ateam-beated buildings and use gas
ranges for cooking na,ve ceased. to buy
coale_ they have no coal to carry in.
So from one cause and :moonier the
end men 'have deereasea in munber,
or rather they have not increased in
proportion with the general Imre:leo of
population, and so they seem less
numerous than they once were. But
there are yet many pieces where coal
is still Canis(' in, jut as it always was,
and there are a geed many men vrho
make living at carrying in coal, theirs
being, AV ever ha* been, OUP of the
roost leborioue ufoecutatiouti, but not
one of the most remunerative.
Twenty-five enter le the euetontery
pity for carrying in a ton of coal and
how melt a man can melee in a ;lay de-
pends, in the first place how many tone
he gets to carry, and then and very
Money on hew far he has to earry it.
If be happened to Strike a job carrying
cod that hail been aumped down a coal
hole ii short distanee from the vault to
a coal bin, wiry then the job would be,
as ouch fixings go, profitable; but if he
had to take it from the sidewalk down
the area steps into the house and then
a long way back to a, coal bin, why then
even as such things go, the job might
be far frem profitable.
A man earning in coal might make
s mueh as $2 or $3 a ls,y, and then
again he might work all day, and earn
not more than 75 eente. And men work
t this steadily, taking the chances the
year around, following this just as they
might follow any other calling.
But this is work from win& as from
any other, a man may rise, if he has
pluck, perseverance and, talent. One of
the biggest coon dealers in Itlew York,
a busy man who now looks after Ma
beeiness in an arit01110bile to save time,
began at the business carrying in coal,
and it is said of him that he is not the
least bit ashemed of it. -New York
Sun,
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To Father and Mothers.
(By Cynthia Gre).)
When- children start to school they
are more or less free from parental su-
pervision. •If the parents themselves
lave not fortified- the thildith =Linde;
against vulgarities all sohool children
are apt to hear, they have only then
selves to reproach if the childish minds
are poisoned..
Mrs. B. V. Carroll, wife of the Goy.
ernor of Iowa, is. trying to secure the ent
actment of a la,w requiring the teaching
of scientific motherhood in the schools.
She believes that girls should, be told
of the secrets of motherhood when they
are ready to enter the :raven* or eighth
grades. She believes, also, that 'boys
should be taught how to 'become .good
husbands. "If they are taught these
things early in life," she :raid, "there
will never be a time iretheir lives when
they will sow their wild. oats. If Wight
purity when young they will keep pure
always,"
Mrs. Carroll's views are shared by
Many right thinking people. There is a
quiet but powerful movement on foot
today among educators, along the same
liue.
If parents will forget their false mod-
coety and eo-operate, the mud cbild per-
iod of mental uncleanliness will soon be
a thing of the past. Our children will
be cleaner in thought end sweeter in
spirit, and thus better fitted. to be par-
ents of generations to come,
VVRY SALVES FML
TO CURE ECZEMA
•
They Clog the Pores -Only a Liquid
Can Reach the Inner Skin.
Since the old-fashioned theory Os. cur-
ing eczema through the blood. has been
given up by scientists, many different
salves love been tried for skin diseases.
Mit it has been found that these salves
only elOg the pores and. cannot penetrate
to the inner skin below the epidermis,
where the eczema germs are lodged.
• This -the' quality of penetretitig-
probably explains the tremendons success
of the only standard liquid eczema cure,
oil of wantergreen, thyinol, glycerine,
eta, as compounded in D. D. D. Prescrip-
tion.
After ten years of cure after cure, the
world's leading skin, specialists lave ao-
ceeted this as the true eczema cure, If
you are a sufferer from akin disease, or
have a friend who is, write at once for
se free trial bottle to the D. D. D. Labor-
atories, Dept. D, 23 Jordan :Avert, To-
ronto. This trial bottle will relieve the
Walling torture at onee,
For sale by all druggists.
*-
A Permaneet Cure,
Dr. David Starr Jordan, discussing at
a dinner in Washington certain rulings
of the Intonational Fisheries Commis-
sion, said:
"The fish there get no chance. They
have as herd a time of it as. the whites
In the .interior of China.
"A Chinese druggist said to his clerk:
"'Didn't I see a foreign devil come out
of here eelcame down the street?'
"Yes, sir,' the clerk answered. 'He
wanted a permanent cure for heed:mho
and I sold him a bottle of rat poieone"
-St. Louis GIobe-Democrat.
No•S • ,s •
That's the secret of Shiloh success for
forty years—trustworthiness.
When you contract a cold—like a wise man
you want to cure it—Shiloh's Cure will
do that quickly.
When them is a cough in the household
you know as well as we do what it may lead
to: Asthma, Chronic Bronchitis, Constunp-
tion, are its fruits—Shiloh's cures coughs,
All *Mat and bronchial soreness and hi.
Ilammation ate eased arid heale d, all phlegm
secretions are Safely removed, by Shiloh's.
Cut%
Ittcipicut Consumptiort is cheeked by the
soothim building influence of Shiloh's
Cure, You realize that from the quick
way a long standing lung cough is alkyl.
attd and cured by it.
Whooping Cough and Croup—take them
in time! Shiloh's Cure should never be out
of the house where there are babies or
children. 201
It's the Remedy you can Trus
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It Weakens the Mind
Fear of Dhow. Not Only OADI192.1
Nervous Prestration, But
Often Insanity.
An experiencea tetielion in one of our
largest schools ;aye the teaelling of ploys.
iology in selieol ereatee hundresis of
health cranks.
"I was vastly Interested at eeliool in
physiology, and it was, I think, my beet
(laws. Teaching seven years, however,
inmosed great strain upon, my nerves,
anti I found it easy to apply to various
argent; many of the symptoms canoed
by thin blood and weak nerves. If my
heart palpitated, quiekly I imagined
had, heart disease. If a cold got hold of
rae, I sew the horrors of coneumption.
Finaily nty mind dwelt 40 mach on the
horrible prospect of some dreadful dis-
ease, I worried repeat into e state of
eomplete collapse. I am now, Wake to
the great rebuilding power of 'Ferro -
zone,' perfectly well. There wasn't very
much the matter witit me, but nerve and
blood debility, so when Venom° bad,.
soother and strengthened my nertee,
ana had renewed my blood, I was on the
hist road to recovery. The iniatake Was
In not wring Ferrozoue when I first felt
poorly, To -day I am one of the inost
vigorous and robust looloiug young wo-
men in the school: My health I marl.
butes solely to the regular use of Ferro -
zone."
If you're weak, pale, nervous --if
you're thin -tire out easily -lack ;mirth
-feel depressed and out of so.'e-these
are the surest signs you need. Ferrozone.
Try it -it will win you bade to health
qUickly; 150c a box, lex boxes for $2.50,
all dealere or the Catarthozone Co.,
Kingston, danaela.
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THE MANEATsisr NAS,HARK AT
IvIE
This is neither more nor lest than
the Carcharodon careb,arisis of Lin -
flees, the common shark of the high
seas, whose voracity and "acconarao.
dation" for whatever it devours would
be almost incredible were it not at.
tested and put on record by such
authoritative observers as Dr. Gender-
elli and Dr. Perrando, two distinguish-
ed professors in ..the -medical faculty
of the University of Catania. It will
be remembered that on December 28
last the Siculo-Oalabrian cataclysm
was immediately followed, if not ac-
tually , accompanied, by an upheaval
of the Messinese Straits, and that after
flooding the beach it swept out with
its backwash to sea not a few of the
citizens of Messina who happened to
be in the neighborhood at that early
hour.
Of these unfortunates the bodies
were never found until about a month
afterward, on January 26, seven, Oaten -
tan fishermen, oruising off Cape
Santa croce, netted a medium sized
dolphin, and had already dragged it
(ever the boat's gunwale when an
enormous shark, rising breast high
out of the water, snapped up their
prey in a twinkling and dleappeared.
After a moment's panic the men went
for the eiea robber, and not without
difficulty harpooned him and brought
him in tow to Catania. Unfortun-
ately they began to dissect him, not,
It may be . said by the scientific)
method desirable in the case of such
an uncommon specinaen of his kind,
but had scarcely opened his stomach
when, the spectacle before them raade
them desist in horror. A. number of
human limbs, with those of a dog
and a cow, lay scattered in the mon-
ster's interior.
Notice was Immediately given to the
sanitary authorities, and these under
the direction of Professor Condorelli
and Professor Perrando, had the re-
mains -those of a man, a woman and
a child -removed to the mortuary
chamber. Exposed fon purposes of
recognition., no one among the many
relays of Messinese citizens could
identify them; but the two medical
experts, after minute and prolonged
examination, succeeded in satisfying
themselves that the man was about
the age of 60 years, his hobnailed
shoes and coarse stockings
ing a humble rank; that the woman,
of younger age, was of the same con-
dition (to judge from fragments of
her dress), while the child might be
between five and six years. Had
these poor victims been seized and
ewellowed alive, or wer they already
dead when the shark devoured them?
Professor Perrando and Professor
Condorelli in the elaborate report
which they have presented to the
Italian Zoological Society have come
to the conclusion that the earthquake
of December 28 having occurred in
the eally morning when the inhabi-
tants of Messina were most of them
asleep, and therefore undressed, the
corpses found in the shark must have
been of those who were either abroad
at the time or who, living near the)
shore, had et th.e instant of the shock
got out a beu and into their clothes
in hot haste, and rushing into the
open had been swept up an dout to
sea by the retiring wave. The vis-
cera -steeped as they were in Soft
water -gave no sign of the ordinary
putrefaction processes (the liver, the
spleen and the intestines were in a
marvellous state of preservation), and
the inference, horrible though it be,
seems irresistible that they wete swan,
lowed alive.
The report proceeds to desoribe the
size and proportions of the Monster
-rate indeed, but not unknown in
Mediterranean waters. The museum
at Catania and other seats of learn-
ing in the Two Siciliee contain sped.
menet of it, some of them having been
taken after the battle of Aboukir,
when a shod of sharks was seen hov-
ering about during the action. Others
it is said, were sighted in the Levant
When, eleven or twelve yeers ago, the
Victoria went down with Admiral
Tryon had all hands. Interesting as
the above details are to the natureettidnt, they have also been noted
with satisfaction by the theologian,
who, whatever other difficulties may
beset the narrative of Jonah and the
sea monster (presumably a shark
rather than a Whale), can appeal to
the report of Professor Condorelli and
Professor Perrando aa proviaa that
capacity to shallow and ".0.0001111X10 -
date" a human being is not one of
thornle-Front the Letneet.
** •
Hunger Among the Ric.h
"De you know that there is almost
M mon hunger among the very rich
In New York as there Is among the very
poor, ht porportion to the site of the
eleeses?" :said a Pi/deist the other ilate
"It all °oracle from tryitig to get *loud-
er, and 1 May eel h largely netfited
to the WM:40M Why, not oo vary long
*.go a friend of Mine, a speeialiet, was
Called to see A V$01312,11 .whe had millions
In her own right. Her own physithan
had not heat able to determine what
was the matter With he. The epeoildiet
looked her over and raked her a few
-questions. nefeeleatin he odd, 'you are
Attiring to death. All I would preeoribe
for you would be a, few hearty mode"
-New York San.
4 -
The average yea -1y slaughter of forea
Gerttaanes Is about 20.000.
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Things You Did Not Know.
Demi) 1.* Tory injuxioue to planers,
ie sr, mistake to clonal them with a
hose.
Fereign boatels in the eye should note
or be removed with so, pie. Loosen all
clothiug about the neck, renteve Arai -
Pial teeth, and keep petient omuse4 till
the doctor arrives.
Trousers will last nearly as long again
If WOrn iattly half the time.
To toll if a planer le really red-hot,
breathe on it and apply it to the back
of the hand.
Frecicles eau be renioved with e
file, but it is e tedioue proeess.
Earwigs will wet ettaelc !billies if
you smother them in tare -either of
them.
To evoiti a pimple while shaving.
cover it with lunureue paint, and
shave itt the dark with a safety rester.
There is no law in this country
agonise aropping a penny searn'? into a,
uuattached to et letter or oth-
er mietive.
A kiek from a mouse would probably
not even waken a sleeping elephant. A
• kick from an elephaut, on the other
band, evoulel probably iujure a leeping
mouse for We.
• Geysers are met with in heland,
where some of them throw up founo
tabs of steam and hot water 200 feet
higs, In England they are mostly
• lend for heating bate water and are
• seldom more thau 8 to 8 It. 0 in. nigh.
Pon&
Amelia de l'Enclos, we are inform-
ed, "reaehee what is described as the
•,four -lined G,' note whiolt, it is claimed,
has never before nem reached by a sing -
int for the lady's advt. manager:
She wet the firet
That ever burst
In the "four lined C."
-P1111011.
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A TERRIBLE SUFFERER
FOR THREE YEARS
*•••••••••••I
But Health Was Completely Restor..
ed by Dr. Williams' Pink Pills.
Extreme anguish; pains in the
joints that all but drive one crazy --
thus niay inflammatory rheumatism
be described. The victims are to be
pith:el-to them lint is one long torture;
they suffer by day and cannot sleep by
night. Simla was the condition of Miss
Alicia Mercier, of Ottawa, Ont. For
three years she was a sufferer' from in-
ilannuatory rheinnatism. Ditniig that
time I consulted and was treated by
some of the best doctorin our city, but
found, no relief in their treatment. 1
began to despair of ever being well
again, when one day a friendadvised
me -to try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. I
procured three boxes, and by the time
these were used there was enough
improvement in my condition to en-
courage me to continuo to encour-
age me to continue their use. Three
more boxes °completely cured me and to-
day I am as well as ever I was. I always
keep a supply of Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills in the house and would recommend
all who suffer as I did to give them a
turaintlale
tsw:
as the noW blood that Dr. Wit -
Pink Pills actually mane that
restored Mies Mercier to health and
strength. There is no medicine to
equal them in makiug new blood and in
this way they cure anaemia, rheuma-
tism, heart palpitation, indigestion,
natanigia, St. Vitus dance and
many other troubles. Sold by all dealers
in medicine or direct at 0 cents a box
or six boxes for $2,50, from The Dr, Wil.
liams' Medicine Oo., Brockville, Ont.
• Knowledge Sparks,
Berlin's population is decreasing.
In 1858 the first Atlantic cable was
laid.
• The first balloon ascent was made in
Ma.
There are 7'7,06,084 acres in the Brie
tint Isles.
Banknotes were first innied it) China
2697 B. C.
European porcelain was first manu-
factured in Dresden about 1/08.
French death duties are graded from
1 20 1-2 per e,enb.
The world's record high jump for a
horse is '7 feet 8 inches.
At Freiburg, Germany, is a rosebush
bearing 10,000 buds.
Western Canada last year produoed
100,000,000 bushels of wheat.
It has been estimated that there are
20,000 tons of radium in the aea.
Sheila boiled in barley water were
popular once a oure'for a cough.
ORE
PINKIIAM
CURES
Added to the Long List due
to This Famous Reniedy.
GlanfOrdStation, Ont. -"I have taken
• LydiaE.Pinkham's
vegetable C 0 rei-
pound for years
and never found
any medicine to
compare with It. I
had ulcers and fall-
ing of the uterus,
and doctors did me
no good. I suffered
dreadfully until I
began taking your
medicine.. It has
also helped other
womon to whom X
have recommended IltItor
Ozkan, Glanford Station, Ontario.
Gardiner, was a great suf-
ferer from a female disease. The doc-
tor said I Would have to go to the
hospital for an operation, but Lydia. B.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound com-
pletely cured me in three months." -
MM. 8 A. WrtnrAms, IL 31'. 0. No. 14,
Box SO; Gardiner, Maine.
Bectanse your case is a difficult one,
doctors baying done you no good, de
not continue to suffer ',without giving
Lydia B. Pinkhant's 'Vegetable Com.
pound a trial. It surely has cured
many tasett of female ills, such an ht.
flammation, uleerat1011, disphseements,
• fibroid tumors, irregulatitlea, periodic
pains, backache, that bearing -own
indigeetion, dizziness, and ter.
von s proetation. It costs but a trifle
• to try it, and the remilt is worth mil-
lions to many suffering women.
If you want special advice write
forittoMrs.Pinkitsort,T4nn oliTaSas
It is free and always helpful,
A VOICE FROM
NOVA SCOTIA..
States that Doeld's Kidney PtUa
Surely Curets Bright's Disease.
Bilis J. Mirk Suffered from This Tor.
dbl. Ailment for Pour Yestre, Out
Dadd's Kidney Pills Made Her a
Well Woman.
Miacou Harbor, Gloaccoter Coe II, S.,
Feb. 28,-(Speciel)-That any remedy
that will cure Brighter Disease will care
any form of Kidney Diaeale bee long
been animated by the medical profeeeiou,
aeon this piece furnish -es one more un-
doubted proof that Dada's Kidney rims
win cure Brightna Diseaae. For Ellie J.
Mirk, well known laere, had Brighter Die -
ease, and Dead's Kidney Pine cured her,
suffered for over four years from
Kidney Disease which developed. into
Bright's. Disease,' Miss Mirk etates, "1
had. pain e In head and back and stiffnees
of the jointe. I lost my appetite ana sef.
fered from dizzineee and, shortness of
breath. I was weak awl languid all the
time.
'I was always nervous and could not
keep any thoughts from waudering.
Detains Kiduey Pills eurea me. To -day
I have not one of these distressing symp-
toms,'
Neglected. Kidney Complaint deyelops
into Bright's Disease, Ileart Theme or
Diabetes. noddle Kidney Pills sure
any and all of these, But it' easier
and safer to cure the earlier symptoms
by using Dodd'a Kidney Pills.
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WOMAN AT THE TELEPHONE.
k••••••11•••••1
Shows Less Patience Than Man, Ac-
cording to "Central."
"Yes, I know they say that women
have more patience than men, but that's
just another of those 'they says,'" re -
narked a telephone girl ou day duty at
one Of the uptown exchanges in an ex-
pansive half hour. "1£ women are more
patient thee men they certainly don't
show it when they use the telephone.
"When some women give the number
they want they expect to get their party
instanter, or quicker and if they de%
they immediately 1;ecome catty about
"What is the matter, anyhow?" a
'Woman asked me over her wire only this
morning just about eight seeonde after
she's given me the number she wanted.
'Why didn't you give um my party?'
'I was doing the best,1 ould to get
hor the number she asked for, but the
pefty didn't reply. I told her pro,
'I don't believe anything of the
sort!' she shouted into her phone, 'Give
me the manager thia instant( ra see if
I am going to be treated this way.'
"Of course I gave her the manager,
and she told libai a long story about how
she was being imposed upon by the ex-
change girls. Fortunately, though, she
Is on the list of terrors -we call them
terrors when we want to be real polite
and terriers when we don't have to be
so polite -and so the manager after
asking me about the case let it go.
"I shoula say that at least ten moment,
ask to be put in communication with
the exchange manager to every man that
does that. If they don't actually demand
to be connected with the manager they
almost invariably threaten it.
"Only about one woman in twenty
ever beliene an exchange girl when she's
told that the wire of the party they
want is busy. Then people- who don't
reply promptly to their phone calls
cause us a lot of trouble, The women
who c,oll such parties up simply won't
believe that we've sumnumed their party
at all, and of course the parties they've
called when they do reply and are asked
about it invariably say that they've
answered the call the instant they re-
ceived it. Then of course it is up to
the exchange girl.
"The most noneensical aeeusation,
however, that women are forever mak-
ing against exchange girls is that the
girls are eavesdropping on their phone
conversations. Such a thing of course
is perfeetly impossible, for the very
simple reason that a girl working at a
board hasn't one instant of time to• do
anything like that
'Give me the manager,' a woman said
to me over the phone a while ago, be-
fore she had asked for the number.
"'Do you wieh to. make a complaint?'
I asked. her,
" voishe she replieci, in a very severe
tone, 'to have a very private conversa-
tion with my lawyer, and 1 want to talk
with the manager first to ascertain if
he will assure me that my convereation
will not be listened to."
"Quite a number of women, by the way,
acquire name they think is a neat way
of many things hard for an exchange
girl for whom they have a rod in piekle
on :levant of imaginary wrongs. They
call up the manager every time they
want to use the phone. They don't ask
for their number at all, but simply say,
as soon as they take off the receiver,
'Give me the manager,' They get the
mintage., and then ask for the number.
"Did you have diffieulty in getting
this number?' the manager -of course
asks them.
"'Not this 'Articular timber," they
reply, 'but I find that I can't get any
decent tiervice at sil unless I get it from
the manager,' and them of Muse, the
manager looke into the reason why.
"He quickly discovers that the wemen
who nattke it a practice to cal for the
manager every time they want a slum-
ber belong to the terror or terrier
species, and to the plan of the Wattled
to get the exchange gita on their wire
'in ban' doest't often work out
"I'drather deal with a dozen eranky
men over the phone than with 'ens
peevish, unreasonable women. The men
may be cranky, you see, but they are
not often unreaeonable. A man will be.
1iv aii exehaege girl, but a wallah
won't.
"Gosh whizz,' a man Bola to me a
wiale ago after I'd tried for fifteen Min-
utes to get hint a party on an alwayel
busy wire, 'what's eomittg off anyhow?
Is my man talking to Teddy in Afriea,
or what the dickens; is it?'
"I told him that his party had beer:
busy every instant of the time ranee
he'd made the tall. Be grumbled a bit
and hung up the reeelver. Presently
the wire ef the tarty he wanted was
free hat 1 ealkel him up and put Iiim 50
• communication with the party lied boon
waiting for, After he'd finished his talk
the man ealled nte up.
'"Say, sister.' he saki to tre itt
soothed tone, "sew inc for my little
• peeve a while ago. You were kee.reet.
The wire of the Man I wanted hes been
'busy, as you said, all the time,' and then
he hung up before I heel a eliente to
repla.
"Wen14 tt atornall have Mao the
arnemie that way? Well. T. {lank totl
never knew erne -to, altbereati men
elate frequently ao that." --New York
Sun,
TALKATIVE ANIMALS,
Scientitt's Dictionary of "Words"
They the, and Meanings.
After rawly years' close study, Dr.
Anton Langfeldt of Zell, Hammerebacia
Germany, has just published a weeder.
ful book on the mauls of auhnele as
compered with tne mind of nutn.
In eouuection with thie book Dr,
laugfelat has compiled a dietiouary of
auinial lauguage, in whivh the noises or
weeds of twelve weinienown arnials
and Miele are claosified according to
their mertubig.
earrually glancing at the dictionary
one learzor that when a sparrow emelt
yep, yeti:" or a horse whinnies,
• "Ilinunham hanhani" they are WU ex-
pressive a Knee of joy or gratification
of desire.
Two animals, the here and, the deer,
• have only one word or sound, wording
to Dr. Langfeklt. 'linen in pain the
hare squeaks "Face!" while ff hungry
deer cries "Hoeanl"
The bear and the *ow lave no word
expressive of joy. The tortoise •eraits
coughing sound wbeit le pain or
anger.
Dr, Langton% in auother dungen,
comperes puppies and babbles. Ho. la
very matter-of-fact. "There are name
points of eintilarity between the babe
and the puppy, espeeially in the voice.
• "The loud cry of the baby who wants
food is not linings that of the puppy un-
der the Itaine condition and the tones of
satisfaetion axe somewhat alike."
Other points of the doctor's summing
up between the baby and the puppy ap-
pear to show a verdict in favor of the
latter.
Do animals and birds communicate
their desires or fears to each other by
means of these sounds or words?
Dr. Langfeldt has gone deeply into
the question, and, in many cases, has
answered the queetion in the affirma-
tive.
Beare, dogs and apes are eatable in.
stances of thin Even fish have appal:.
• eutly' some means of communicatiou.
"It has been noticed that when a fish
Imo been hooked and escaped it an
-
premixes the other fish and seems to
tell.them of danger, after which all
avoid the spot where tb.e hook dangles,"
says Dr. Lai:Valle-From the London
Mirror,
•
Out of the Hopper.
You esin't tell the amount of gas in a
poem by the meter.
• It's a joy ride for some people wheu
the eonductor overlooks their fare,
Some women's complexions are so clear
we can see through them.
It must be trying for amiable people
to live on a cress street.
We may look down on the microbe,
but it often gets into good. society.
No, Henry, the asbestos curtain in a
theatre is not to protect the villain from
the burning indignation of the audience.
-Boston Transcript.
HOPE.
(Washington Star. )
"All is over between us," said the emo-
tional youth. "She despises me." .
"Has she sent back your letters 7"
"Theis cheer up. If she really. despised
you she would hold on to your letters to
be read in tourt or used for the amuse-
ment of her friends." •
• • .
Green -My wife sent $2 in answer to
an -advertisement of a sure method of
getting rid of superfluous fat. Brown
-And dida she get the desired informa-
tion/ Green -Well, she got a reply tell-
ing her to sell it to the soap man. -
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Little Lola, met an old gentleman vrhe
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"Well," odd Lola,. "when people get
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Little Robert receivee a wagon on hie
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Maminia-Yen dear.
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"als there a Christian flea?"
"Why, witat on earth ever put that
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"The preacher read it to -day fecnn the
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"Why, Tommy, that means that the
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"Then, papa, is there a wicked woman
flea?",
"No, no. It means thee the wicked
fleea, runs away,"
"Why do they run?"
"The wicked fleas."
"No, no! Won't you. see? The wicked
man runs away -when no man is after
him."
"Is there a woman after him?"
"Tommy, go to bed1"
Guzzler -Let's have just one more
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TRUTH OR TRADITION.
The Holiness; mann deeeription of
hell, et certainly not foum4 in the Bible,
but le the product of le wind utterly sp-
line that of •our Lord Jesus Christ, lie
said, "I tell you the truth, which 1 beard
from Geer John vii. 40; and "Clod so
loved the world" (all people) that Ile
emit nte to give whosoever believes
eternal life. Ile did not send me to ron.
demn, but to save, the world. John iii.
lno one can know better than
,Teens the sinful bleeknees of the Sill of
the world, Whit% Ile came to take away.
John
It11e
.20,seventeenth chapter of John
we have our Lord's prayer on this sub.
Pot, and tide is part of it:. "Father, the
hour is come; glorify Thy Son that Tine
Son rria.y glorify •Thee, even as Then
ginnst IIim authority over all flesh Call
people) that to Whatsoever Thou beat
given Him, He should give eternal life.
And this is life etoreal, that they may
know Thee the one true God and Jesus
Christ. The wages or penalty, of sin is
death, Rom, vi, 23, Jesus Mlle to "BaTO
Hie people (all the world) from their
fleastl aii.4217 front the penalty, death.--
The purpose of the Almighty cannot
fail of accompliehment •
Intul says that Goa gave the law -to
Mosta to convict all of in, that He
"may- have mercy on all."-Itom. v. 20;
xi. 32. The law diagnoses the case„ but
it deo not, and cannot, take away sin.
--Rom. viL 18; Gal, iii.; nieb. x. 1. That
is the work of the Son of God, who, by
regeneretion„ or a tiew birth, frees the
soul from ita old environment. "Ye must
be born anetv."--Jolon M. 7. 'elf any Malt
is in Christ Jesus (regenerated) he is
a "new" creature and is set free from
the law of sin and death. -IL Con v. 17;
Rumtrtany viiIi`1-
csane person believe (I) that
God ie Ahniglity and yet =mot control
the creatures He hag made?
(2) That He, who knows the end from
the beginning, made with lufinite eare
and patience creatures tlutt He (know-
ing they woula be failures) would after
wards destroy?
(3) That God is love," I. John iv. 8;
that "never faileth," fled yet will aban-
don creatures whom Be called into be-
ing to hopeless, endless, unspeakable
woe? never,
We know, however, from the tempta-
tion of our Lord in the wilderness that
the devil quotes scraps -of Soipture to
Skew souls into his snares, to turn tnem
away from God. The weapon with which
to meet Ms arguments is the teaching of
our Lord -the truth from God, which if
firmly held sets the holder free. -John
3 1 2
dsmerciless to sin, and in this
consists His merey'to the sinner. The
sin of the world, (all) is to be taken
away. but in God's' own time. For what
purpose is our Lord to rule this world,
but to subdue all things to Hiraself, and
then deliver up the kingdom to God, the
Father, that God may be all in all. This
plainly foreshadows a condition when
"She sin of the world." shall have been
taken away. -I. Cor. xv. 25-8.
Dr. Austin does not know this Gospel
of Christ Jesus. But while he, and others
who once professed themselves Ohrisen
lam, are repudiating the teaching of
Jesus, the Viceroy of Homan, China, has
ordered. the reading of the New Testa-
ment in all the public schools; and the
editor of a daily paper in Japan says:
"Forty million people of thie country
have to -day higher conceptions of moral-
ity, loyalty and obedience than ever be-
fore. And what is the cause? We can
find it in nothing else than the religion
of Jesus Christ." -Presbyterian Record.
Dr. Austin folks of natural religion.
1 -Xis reason is his guide. "Now the na-
tural man (Adam's seed) reeelveth not
the things of God, for they are foolish -
:nese unto him and he can not (impossi-
bility) know them because they are spir-
itually diseerned.-I. Coe. ii. 14; exactly
what our Lord told Nis:edemas-the na-
tural man can not see or (muck lead, en-
ter the kingdom of heaven. -John 111.
3-e. But 'if any man willeth to do
God's will, he shall know of the teaching
whether it be of God or whether I speak
from myself," John -dn. 17. A very sim-
ple thing to do. Those who have submit-
ted their mind to Christ know that this
is true.
Prof. Drummond said. our. Lord. toeic
poor fishermen and imparted to them a
wisdom that enabled them to, confound
the wisest (natural meal of their day.
It is stated that Rousseau greatly infIn-
eneed the people before the French revo-
lution by bis ery, "Let us go back to
nature." Spiritual anarchy will surely
produce social anarehy.
"To as many as received Him (who
can.not feel thee simple condition?) He
gave power (privilege) to become the
sons of God.' Ire is the same yesterday,
to -day, yea and forever." -L John 12;
Mb. xiiI., 8•9; Rev, iii., 20.
THE LAND OF DREAMS.
Sing to me of the land of dreams,
In the purple haze of the twilight dim,
Where God steals down so silently
And the earth sobs out her evening
%prin.
•
Mere the sky bends down with its list:
'ning etar;
Iledeeked in its jewels of the night,
In a gleaming wonder hung afar,
And the shy moon hides her timid light.
'When the speaking hills stand silently
In a sweet lambed awe ana a waiting air,
With their proud head bent in revere
ence„
And Nature Breathes an evening prayer.
Where the restless trees at last are still,
And in eilenee point to the radiant sky,
As the soft grey 'mist steals over them,
And the pines heave forth a sobbing
sigh.
Where the gleaming waters dare not
move,
For very love of the mystic hour,
And their &irksome depths in aolorotat
hush
Forget for a' time their dreadful pottier.
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Ltattime BY DOING.
Many men eny that whet they knew,
they will net; leans says that if they
Set, they will know. Ile knows that
light will cane through doing, eud tot
through dreaming. No ene ten hare
true Mem of right until lie has done
it, and revereena for a truth tomes
only when its malting luis been nada
dfiuit itt inexpetienee et *Ma torn.
In other worele, experieeee makes both
untleettataing and appreciatiett pesen
lole. It in vital, therefore, that we .pt
present belief into, ectieu, 50 ender tMtt
belief iney grow; for in thit way alone
de we furnish oureelvee with thet da
ening experience which can leen
greater truth. Mighty emeeletiorts are
born front truth lived ottt.-D. Fla*.
in. M. A.