The Wingham Advance, 1910-02-10, Page 3*-•
CURB CATARRH
Stomach dosing was found inef.
fective, and the principle of inital.
Mimi was finally perfected. Even
the Romans and Ancient Greqks
used it, but not in the scientific
manner that the physician
prescribes to -day. The most won.
derful results have been secured
with a new treatment known as
"Catarrhozone," which sends
germ -destroying vapors directly
into the air passages of the nose,
throat, bronchial tubes and lungs.
Rich, Pure Essences are Breathed
Right to the Spots That Are
Skit. (lure Follows,
Caterrhoeone, proves es-
pecielly good, in those
chronic cases whereamu-
cous drops down, • the
throe, sickents the atom-
aale and pollutes the
breath. When the nostrils
are stuffed, only, a few
breaths through. tae in-
haler are needed, to clear
the pennon, and where
there is coughing and sore
bronchial tubes, the
soothing, healing proper-
ties of Catarrhoione act
almost as magic.
Once you stop taking
medicine into the atom.
ach and get the healing
oils and pure balsams of
Catarrhozone at work
you can be sure of quick
and lasting cure for nose
colds, catarrh, weak
lungs bronchitis and
speaker's Isere throat.
CATARRHOZONE
Beware of imitations.
Three sizes, 25o, 500 and
$1, the latter being guar-
anteed. Sold by all deal -
era in medicine, or by
mail from the Catarrho-
zon,is Co., laingstou, Out.
4. *
Chilblains and Their Cure.
A chilblain is a painful inflam-
matory swelling of a florid, deep
purple or leaden color, that appears
on the fingers, toes, heels, and other
extreme parts of the body. The pain
is sometimes intermittent, but as a
rule the most annoying character-
istic is an obstinate irritation. The
effected part swells, and ulceration
frequently follows. Chilblains are
most common in children and. older
persons of relaxed fibres, and the
common existing came Is expdsure
to severe cold. Many people -who are
predisposed to chilblains might ward
them off or lessen their severity by
defending the parts from external
cold, and also by resorting to fric-
tion at frequent intervals. The only
ours le a stimulant treatment in the
Inflamed or unbroken stage. Salicylic
vaseline, for example, should be rub-
bed in daily and perseveringly, the
part being at the saute time protect-
ed from the external air. A good
lotion is composed of one ounce of
camphorated spirits of wine, and half
an ounce of pure Golder le extract.
When chilblains beeome broken, thee
is ulcerated, they should be dressed
with the following: two ounces each
of honey and common turpentine, and
mix with enough fine flour to give it
the consistency of a cerate. Dress tae
chilblains twice daily and bind up
In old linen rag.
4.
Mt SUFFERING
WOMAN ENDURES
AVIATION.
Achievements by Aviators in the
Last Year,
In an article entitled "The Evolution
of Aerial aravigetion,a by J. H. M. Pale
eretonheugh, whielt Mears in the Vane
adieu. Magazine for Februery, the iol-
lowing list of achievement* ot the most
noted aviators is giveni
3 November, 1009—M. Henri Farman
on his own biplane, 4 It. 22m.
27 Auguste 1909—Ferman, 34.4m. 56e,
25 August, 11/09—M. Panatela on a
Voisin biplane, taa. 3m.
August, 1009—M. Roger Seamen on
a Fallitall biplane, flew for 2h. 27m. I5s.
21 December, toes — lir. Wilbur
Wrigat, 2h. 20m. 23,e
4 August, 1909—Sommer, 111, lOna.
IS Deortaber, 1008—W. Wright, lie
54m. 03s.
1 Atop*, 1000—Sommer, lb. 50m,
7 August, 1908-1'eullmn, 'on Voisin
machine, In ann. 45s,
21 December, 1008—W. 'Wright,
31m, 25s.
21 July, 1009-1Ir. Orville Wright, 111,
29m. •12s.
23 July, 1009—M. Paul Tissondler, on
a Wright biplane, He 23m. Hs,
10 July, 1909-1q. Peritaul, lh•
15 July, 1000—Paulhan lb. 17111- 10s.
12 September, 1008—de Wright, lb.
15irt. 20s.
11 August, a908-0. Wright, lit. 10m.
• 6 June, 1.009—M. Latham on Antoin-
ette monoplane, lb. 7m. 37s.
• 10 deptember, 1008-0. Wright, lb. 5m.
03$.
18 July, 1009—Sommer, th. tint.
0 September, 1908-0. Wright, la. 2m,
305.
20 May, 1909—Tissandier, 111. 2in.
9 October, 1908-0. Wright, 57m. 32s,
21 July, 1909—Tissaadier, 5e.c, 32s.
17' July, 1000—Mr. Curtiss, 62m.
4 July, 1909—M. Blerlot, 50m.
13 July, 1909--Bleriot, 47m.
13 July, 1900—Bleriot, 44m,
Can be Banished by the Rich, Red
Blood Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills Actually Make.
Behind the veil of her modesty and
silent patience nearly every woman
endures suffering that casts a hadow
over half be existence. An aching
back, tired limbs, attacks of faintness,
and, headache upon headache need not
be part of a woman's life. Such trials
Indicate plainly that the system re-
quires the new blood that is supplied
by Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. These Pills
are valued by suffering women, who
• have used them, about all other recoil -
eines, because they make the rich, red
blood that makes women well, bright
and at their best. This is the secret of
the great success of Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills. Mrs. Cleo. C. Wadden, Wadden's
Cove, N. S., says: "A few years ago I
was completely run down. Al times I
would be so weak that I was unable to
do ray housework. I suffered from
severe headaches, pains in the back and
dizziness, and at times I felt as though
life was scarcely worth living. I had
tried several medicines without getting
relief, when I finally decided to give
Dr. WilliamsPink Pills a trial. After
using two or three boxes I noticed a.
change, and after taking the Pills about
two months I was again enjoying good
health, and have since been well and
strong. I can confidently recommend
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills to all weak and
rundown women."
You can gat this great blood -building,
health -restoring medicine from any deal-
er in drugs, or the Pills will be sent by
mail at 50 cents a bee or six boxes for
$2.50 by The Dr. Williams Medicine Co.,
Brockville Ont.
TRUE SYMPATHY,
Mobile Item.)
"You are charged with steeling three
pairs of trousers,' said the judge.
"What have you to my or yourself?"
"1 ant guilty, your honor," replied the
prisoner, "but X stole them for any
Wife,"
"You are discharged," said the judge,
In a tone redolent with sympathy. Iva
honor was in the henpecked class hint -
self.
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411•1•1111111MMIN.MillIOMINSNO.
ormisarearsammia
BRONCHITIS
If Neglected, it soon reaches the Lungs
and may Prove Fatal,
Mr, G. L. Garrow of 116 Millicent St.,
Toronto, writes under date of September
13, 1908, "One year ago this spring' con-
tracted a severe cold in the chest, which
clieveloped into Bronchitis, I took three
kmds of medicine and found no improve-
ment. A friend of mine advised me to try
PSYCH1NE and in three days I (oh like a
new man again. I desire told others know
what a valuable cure you have in PSY-
CHINEfor homed me where a II other med-
itines had f ailed. lam more thantliankful to
bo well again, and for the sake of others who
may be iti,you may publish thistestimonial."
Stop that cold or the results will be
serious. You can do this by toning up the
system with PSYCHINE,
For Salo by all Drunk% 50e. & $1 per bottle.
Dr. T. A, SLOCUM
LIMITED,
TORONTO
ON DULL OLD BROADWAY.
Children Like
Is
CURE
41.si mak In OS1Strib$
It is so pleasant to take—stops the
I •
cough so quickly. Absolutely safe
too and contains no opiates.
All Druitshfs, 20 cents.
_
Man Wept to Sleep Standing in the
Middle of the Sidewalk.
Lower Broadway at best is no raging
vortex of trade on Saturday afternoons,
but yesterday was probably the first
time in history that it has been possible
for a man to enjoy a naywhile standing
In the middle of the sidewalk.
The individual who broke the record
was progressing south in the main thor-
oughfare near Duane street at 3.30
o'clock, when he suddenly stopped and
emitted, or admitted, a yawn.
bum," he observed. Then his arms
fell to his side and his eyes closed. His
head drooped forward, but he kept his
balance and within a few seconds his
snoring attracted the attention of the
few near him. They stopped to watch
the somnolent one and slowlythe crowd
grew. Still the sleeper's snores came reg-
ularly and his equillibrium remained un-
disturbed. One of the bystanders was
about to give an imitation of an alarm
clock, when he was restrained by anoth-
er solicitous individual.
"Don't touch him I" warned the second.
"Re's a soambulance and if you wake
hint sudden he's liable to go ergey. 1 read
about a man once that ‚e but the
reminiscence Was interrupted while at-
tention turned to the bookmaking oper-
ations of two Men hi checked, salts who
had stopped to join the throng.
"Bet you five he falls over within a
minuted offered one as he pulled out
his chronometer.
"Take you I" replied, his friend, while
the crowd held its collective breath.
"But if he wakes up, it don't go," stip-
ulated the first,
An enterprising cabby wdeo thooght
that a bit of businese was in sight pulled
up at the curb, but he was suppressed
by the growd, while the watch ticked off
the seconds,
"This ain't no place to mesmerize a
men," snorted the etibby in distrust, as
he drove away.
The sluraberer began to. waver after
the watch had been held on him for 40
seconds and a few seconds before the
minute had elapsed, and before Police-
man 4, H. Griswold, of traffic squad A,
could reach his side he fell.
His look of bewilderment changed to
a sheepish grin as he rose tind disappear-
ed F to Duane street.—New Yotk Her-
ald.
4 •
The people who Ilene a chance of buy-
ing something for a more song are mot-
ility those who can't sing.
Zaildihaepleasespeople
MAGIc....
IS NG
POWDER
14AD CANADA.
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MODISH COSTUME FOR RE-
CEPTIONS.
This exquisite gown is composed
of a velvet skirt hi an old blue
shade, accompanied by a picturesque
little coat of gray and blue striped
silk—very heavy, and in the popular
"fadey" colors. Cuffs and turn -back
corners are of gold, (sloth, and Rus-
sian sable trims the edges.
With this costume is carried a sable
and embroidery muff and a picture
hat is worn.
The Cat's Explanation.
You ask the reason, little friends,
Why oats don't wash their faces
Before they eat; as children do,
In all good Christian places?
Well, years ago, a famous cat,
The pangs of hunger feeling,
Had chanced to Catch a fine young mouse,
who said, as he ceased squealing;
•
"All genteel folks their faces wash
Before they think of eating."
And, wishing to be thought well bred,
Puss heeded his entreating.
nut when abr., raised her naw to wash,
(Mance for escape afordlng,
The sly young mouse then cal(' gOod-bye..
Without respect to wording.
A feline council met that day.
And passed in solemn meeting,
A law forbidding any cat
To wash till after eating.
GIVEN UP BY HIS PHYSICIAN
"FRUIT-A-TIVES", THE FAMOUS
FRUIT MEDICINE, SAVED HIS LIFE.
JAMES oirspwALL. Ego.
Willisinstawn, Out., July 27th, 1e08.
"I suffered all my life from Chronic
, Constipation and no doctor, or remedy,
I ever tried helped me. "Fruit -a -tires"
promptly cured me. Also, last spring
I had a bad attack of BLADDER and
KIDNEY TROUBLE and the doctor
gave me up but "Pruit-a-tives" bayed
my life. rani now over eighty years
of age and I strongly recommend
"Fruit -a -fives" for Constipation and
Kidney Trouble".
• (Signed) JAMES DINGWALL.
soc a box, 6 for azo—or trial box,so
—at dealers • or from Fruit -a -tires
Limited, Ottawa.
FOREIGN RAILWAY PLATFORMS.
•••,•,•.-••••
As a RUN Only Passengers Are Al-
lowed on .Them.
It is much berder for umatravellers to
get out the platform of a railway sta-
tion iu England than it is in thie emu -
try Even at the small stations One Can-
not pasts freely from the waiting room
to the platform. The same restriction is
practised on the continent.
Some of the 13ritish railways are now
considering the advieibility of issuing
platform tickets, says the Queen, Such
a system is followed in Germany, where
the friends of travellers can procure
these ttokets for about two cents each
front an automatuie machine. So far
the idea is not regarded with favor in
England.
444
Z.A.M.BUK CURES PIL,ES
or•••• 1•••••F
EVIDENCE FROM ALL. sounces
There are so many so-called '"re•
medics" for piles that sufferers are of-
ten at a loss what to try. Piles are
caused by distension of the hemorr-
hoid veins, and the tissue becomes high-
ly inflamed, dry and sere. Sam-Bitk
cools and soothes the inflamed tissue
and the healing essences in Zam-Buk
penetrate the diseased parts, giving ease
quickly and eventually curing the meet
obstinate case of piles.
Mr. George Harris, of Virden, Man.,
says: "I suffered accutely from piles,
but I am glad to say Zain-Buk gave me
ease and brought about ultimate cure,"
• Mra. 5, Cooke, 448 Pacific avenue,
Winnipeg, says: "A month ago I was
cured by Zam-Buk of a bad attack of
bleeding piles, to which I had been sub-
ject for a long time"
Mr William Keay, of Upper Nine
Mile Itiver, Hants Co, X 5, says: "I suf-
fered terribly from piles The pain from
these was at times almost unbearable
I tried various ointments, but every-
thing failed to do me the slightest good.
was tired of trying various remedies,
when I heard of Zara-Buk, but thought,
as a last resource, T would give this
balm a trial. I proured a supply and
commenced with the treatment, In a
very short time Zatn-Buk effected what
all the other ointments and medicines
had failed' to do—a complete cure."
Wherever there is inflammation or
• ulceration, there ZandBuk should be ap-
plied. It heals ulcers, abscesses, fester-
ing sores, cold creeks, scalp sores, outs,
burns, Bolds, bruises and all irritated,
inflamed or diseased conditions of the
skin and subjacent tissue. All druggists
mid stores, 50 cents a box, or post roe
from Zam-Buk Co., Toronto, for price.
Refuse harmful substitutes.
Wildcat's Attaca on a Woman.
A remarkable story of an attack by
a wild animal has reached this city from
Pines Alto. a mining tamp north of
here. While Mr. and Mrs. J, la Camp-
bell, an aged couple, were sitting in
their home about noon a wildcat
emerge from a nearby thicket, dashed
'through the open door and attacked the
woman.
Mrs. Campbell, who is nearly blind,
was terribly clawed and scratched by
the ferocious beast before it could be
beaten off, It was finally driven under
the bed, and when it emerged to renew
the attack, Mr. Campbell, who had
hastily ecured his rifle, put a, bullet
through its body.
Mrs. Campbell was so badly injured
that it was found necessary to place her
In the Ladies' Hospital of this city,
where she is receiving medical treat-
ment.
It is very unusual for a wildcat to
attack a person unless cornered, and the
remarkable action of this one is hard to
account for. The woman would un-
doubtedly have been killed but for the
presence of her husband.—Silver City
correspondenbe El Paso Times.
• • •
When Queen Victoria List Her
`Temper,
About any caricature of the sculp-
tor, Sir Edgar Boehm, who was a great
favorite of the late Qaeen Victoria,
relates Cartoonist 'Spy in the Feb-
ruary Strand, there is a story. I
drew Sir Edgar contemplating a bust
of Ruskin, When the published
drawing reached Windsor it was duly
placed before Her Majesty, who, cast-
ing one glance at it, flushed with
anger, and, tearing the reproduction
in two, threw it into the waste paper
basket. Now, it never struck me
that there Wall any facial resemblance
between the author of "The Stones of
Venice" and my gracious Sovereign,
but the Queen evidently thought
otherwise, especially as the sculptor's
regard of his Royal patron was notor-
ious. Naturally I was filled with
eonsternation. A few days later I
heard that a member of the Royal
suite had again shown the Boehm
caricature to the Queen, asking Her
Majesty is she didn't think it amus-
ing. Then came the eclaircissemerit,
and all ended happily; otherwise I
fear I should have been in bad odor
in exalted quarters.
Wits of Our Tots,
There Is no question that Baby
Agnes' doll is a very philosophical
member of the household. Statebody
asked Baby Agnes if hers was a talk-
ing doll.
"No," said Agnes, "my dolly only
thinks,"
Little Guthrie ventured Mit one day
when rain had frozen on the side-
walk and began slipping perilously.
"Ooh, look," he cried hysterically,.
"my feet don't know which way I'm
Here is a book I want your
father to read," said a neighbor to
Ethel, aged 5, "but he must send it
back to -morrow"
"Better not lend it to him, then,"
replied Ethel. "Papa's a: bookkeeper."
Cynthia Is a very particular little
tot in everything that pertains to
food. One day sne wan served with
bread pudding, and was seen to care-
fully pk.k out the raisins.
"Wily do you do that?" asked the
"bon% like to eat um eyes," maid
Cynthia.
3ed, aged 6, is nothing if not hu.
mime.
"What kind o' meat is date' be
asked at table.
"That 111 a leg of lamb," answered
his father.
"Poor Iambic," said Ned sympa-
thetically, "new him have to walk
wif a crutch."
4.04.
WHOLE LOT MORE VALUABLE,
(Buffalo Express.)
"Seventy-five dollars cash—not a rent
lac" thundered the farmer,
"Seventy-five doliers?° repeated the
automobilist, "Do you think it was a
cow I ran over?"
"No, it wasn't a cow," seta the farm-
er, firmly; "it was a hen, and *
I hen at that."
44.
Even Nyffin Thomas, proprietor and
editor of the Observer, Adelaide, South
Austral* has been knighted,
• 0.
IT'S THE TALK OF
THE COUNTRY SIDE
How Dodd's Kidney Pills
Cured Mrs. Samuel
Thompson's
Dropsy
0 N s CURED:
YOU Cahard, Soft or bleeding, by apm"itul
ll painlessly remove Amy itrit, eiti er
Corn Extmeter, It never Duna, leitees no taw.
eentaine no Was; Is harinlees because composed
only of heseng gums and balms. Fifty years In
use. cure gearenteed. Sold by
all uiuggats
battlea. Refuse substitutes.
PUTNAM'$ PAINLESS
CORN EXTRACTOR
FIRE SUPERSTITIONS.
Carious Customs and Observances to
Avert Impending EviL
In the lake laud of Northern alighted there
Is a well known case et a tiro that has
been kept up for tame generatiotte When
it accidentally viva out the house -bolder
went to some wood cutters who bad lighted
their lire from his, say* the Loudon Dane
New, and brought back their lire to his owa
hearth in order that he might possess, as it
were, the seeds, of ble ancestral fire. 1.111-
doubtedly this arises !Non the old belief
that the house fire is derived front at sac-
red source. Then there are many houile fires
which are Wattled from ceremonial fires
once a year. Thus at liurghead. 'all the
fires are lighted front the "burning Wavle."
and kept alight continuously during the year,
It being considered lucky to keep the flame
*Dort:Mt tmheadeolavillyo all the rest of the year. This
Wavle was lightednuftihrr 001 athevtmaaafairewhoot
were sons of this original inhabitants. Ever),
stranger was rigidly excluded train the Cere-
mony and peat only could be used.
The ceremony takes piece on New Year's
eve, and atter the clavie has been kindled
one youth after another bears it in triumph
swotted the bounds of the village. At certain
houses and street corners 4 halt is made
and a band is whipped out of the burning
clayle and thrown among the crowd who
eitaingclernly meeatethiroits
oneultbheerr baneadrthflsv. raPinthaellme
the remains of the elute are placed in the
centre hollow of a pile of stones, called the
"Dune." and the remaining embers are
distributed to the villagers, all of whom
attend the ceremony.
Another ourious feature of the observance
is that the long nail which fastens the staves
of the olavie Is made of iron by the village
Snetla, but the hammer must be a round
atone. Such importance Is attached to the
ceremony that If the bearer should stumble
during the perambulation of the village it
is looked on as a dire calamity, foretelling
disaster to the Place tnd certain death to
the bearer in the course of the next year.
There are quite a 'number of cerem mliii
fires lighted on St. Sohn the Ilapti A's eve.
In Nottinghamshire pert of the Irmo log
Is kept till the following year. to be burned
upon the next Christmas eve. The method
is firet to put a bit of last year's log into
the fireplace and burn it, then the fresh log
must be put on the fire and allowed to burn
for a little while. It is then taken off 'and
burned a little every night until New Year's
eve, when It as put on the Sire and con-
tended, with the exception of a portion
which is kept In the house until next ()Mist-
mas Day, It is believed that the observance
of this custom will "keep the witch away."
In Cornwall the practice °Worm of re-
sorting to the hearth and touching the
cravat (the mantel stone across the bead
of an oven chimney) with the forehead,
and casting into the fire a handful of dry
glees or anything picked up that will bum.
This form of "hearth sacrifice" Is regarded
as the most effectual means of averting
any impeding evils of a mysterious nature.
All these customs, in various ways, are
derived trona the sacred eharacter with which
our ancestors Invested fire.
11.
Loss of Will Power
A Proof of Nervous Debility.
"Until I had a long siege of nervous-
ness, I could not comprehend how pee-
eile could show such indecision and un-
certainty in the doing of small things,
didiat know that little fears and small
dreads, caused by loss of nerve tone,
would force people to abandon their
friends and the real plethsures of life.
Too much work and worry, perhaps too
little regard for healthful habits, made
me nervous. I couldn't boar to be alone.
I grew cross, fretful, and fearful that
some ill would befall me or my family.
After using Ferrozone all was changed—
the old-time fears and sense of oppres-
sion left ine—I was braced up, given
vigor, ambition, and robust good health.
I look ruddy and strong, have a good
appetite, sleep well, and am getting fat.
I know lots of women who need Pelee-
zone—and they would use it, too, if they
only knew what a difference it makes
In the way you feel."
Let your wife or daughter try Ferro -
zone for Et month, and mateh the result..
It's a health-winner—a strength -bringer
—a vitalizing tonic equalled by none.
Just 'one or two Ferrozone tablets to
take at meals -lour* an easy way to re-
gain and maintain perfect health. At
eel dealers, gOe. per box, six for $2,50, Or
The Oaterrhozone Co., Kingston, 'Can-
ada.
Her Was a Terrible Cate and the
Doctors Were Powerless to Check
It, But the Great' Kidney Remedy
(lured It
Holt, Ont. (Special,)—All the coun-
try side about here is talking of the
wonderful cure of Mrs. Samuel Thomp-
son, of this plate. She was taken sick
with jaundice, and though the doctor
was called lit she grew steadily wome,
Iter stomach was so bad site could' not
keep anything on it. Dropsy set in and
she bloated to a terrible size. The -doc-
tor came three times to tap her, but
her husband would not allow him to
do it, saying that if she could not get
better they might let her die in peace.
Flintily she dropped the doctors and
tried other medicines, but they did her
no good. Her leg burst and the Water
streamed front it. Then someone told
her about Dead's Kidney Pills and so
she askea her husband to get her tt, box.
After taking them a while she took
a bad turn, Something Would come up
In her throat itoa site would Venda The
water would just fly from her mouth,
But from that time she commenced to
got better, and to -day she is * Well WV'
Man. Dodd's Kidney Pills Med her.
lloda's Kidney Pills cure Dropsy by
putting the ItTneyto in condition to
take the surplus water out of the blood.
They always cure it.
HAVE YOU A TELEPHONE?
VITUY NOT? You ought to have 4
PT 'phone in your,horne,Nra'srmer,
—ought to hove a "North-
ern Electric" No,1317 Typo
Telephone Set,
We want you to know
about this tustrtunent—the
'phone that cost 8610.00Q
and Months of patient egbrt
on the pert of the beet telet.
-
phone engiueers in the
coun try ereit was Peri ected
It's not a question of de you need a
'Phone the problem for you is t "Why
is the Northern Itlectric better than
Other 'phone's?"
T"NO
Xi you'll letie: se sweer:111. thatraanneswnedraer,ofeour.
rou—sall teertorit.elirtihneotiereot.eilegootuogil,r,
41,4
4 awitch.hook and *Yeti(
tcetryouPawr part—we'll
7eta.lelh 5opartint:
the particulars for you—
tell
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t rite. particular
• adta
Simply write us Met you
mail. Itemwemailbteri.uwileetisnend°.th3Uts3baolOkti
you'll att the story complete by 1...turs
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The mounted policeman was new, at
least new to this sort of game, and the
horse was a balker • from the Balkans.
The place of the balking was Dearborn
end Madison streets at 5.10 o'clock on
the eiternotee, and it wasn't long before
a crowd had gathered' to advise the
driver just how to start a balky horse.
The driver didn't worry. the moment
his nagehip came to a deed centre and
refused to budge after three or four
cuts 'of the whip, the man ort the seat
hung the linea on the hook, crossed his
logs, mid proceeded to roll the most an
tistie cigarette that he knew how,
"You've got your tugs too tight," (mid
a- knowing man with side" whiskers.
"You've got your hers*. pulled 'way back
against the whiffletreee. How d!you ex-
pect him to pull anything that way ?"
The driver put his cigarette in his
mouth, searched his pockets, and then
spoke to the Whiskered man. Said he,
"Got a Match,. brother?"
A second advice metehaat stepped to
the fore.
his tail," said he briskly.
"Oh, mercy!" shuddered the driver,
puffing away. "How could you be so
cruel! Twist his tail yourself if you
want to. I wouldn't do anything like
that to a poor dumb breed:,
No. 3 caine to bat in a. hurry. "Hit
him around the ears," he adjured. allit
him on top of the head. That'll make
him,,Himtovyeo,uarll
gYriagnhl Other around the
wet" said the driver,
"Atv, come on," protested the advisory
board in general. "Let's get hold of
the wheels fold shove him along.
They did—got hold of the wheels. Six
We:bodied and fairly energetic eltigette
laid hold of the wagon and shoved. The
wagon was loaded with paper, but the
six able-bodied ones bad no trouble in
mewing the wagon. They gloved it
smack up ageing the heutches of the
home and the they stopped.
"Blank blank a balky horse!" amid
they.
Next came the crossing policemen with
his white gloves end the wheel of the
traffic squad upon his arm,
'(home Me get out of herd,' he ordered
briskly."Stop your kidding," odd the driver.
"What's the matter; won't he gor
"Not at the present. writing."
The big officer carefully removed the
glove from his good right hand and took
hold of the bridle,
"Come on, boy:" he said, coaxingly
adaddapl" And lie pulled. Then he
Pulled memo mord After a while he
turned away, put on his white gloves,
and looked the other way.
Then Came the nounted policeman.
As hots been said *before, he was new 1r
this sort of a situation. A bloektele
of teams, of pedestrians, a fallen hors*,
art overloaded trnek, all 'HMSO he knew
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officer. He fancied himself the medicine
that a balky home needed.
He rode hie -willing steed beside the
balky one, loosened the Ilite neer the
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"Now," said he to the driver, "pick up
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Te saddle tense sprang forward at
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balky horse staved where he was, sea
enutly blinking his eyes at such unusual
moved.
What the—i" demanded the mount-
ed man, wheeling bank with the bridle
"Re's a balker," explained the driver,
receiving the broken leather. "He won't
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The horseman grew red in the face.
He looked at the sulky brute from half
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"Oh!" be said, meekly. And then he
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At 5.10 the horse balked. .At 8.13 Ile
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"Giddept" said the driver, sleepily. The
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to be another earthquake before the
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Old Oconee Herbert.)
Thou that bast given so leach to ino,
Clive one thing more, a grateful heart,
See bow Thy beggar works on rice by
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lit makes gifts Occasions mole,
And says, if he in this be mewled,
All Thou itast given him heretofore is
lost,
Wherefore I cry and cry again,
And in no quiet oust Then be.
Till 1 a thankful beam t obtain of Thee.
Not thankful, when It pleaseth Me;
As if Thy blessings had spare days;
But snob a heart whose pulse may be
Thy praise.
PRAYER.
Our God and Father in Heaven, Thy
law is high and holy, and when we hear
it proclaimed, we are abashed. We hum.
We ourselves before Thee, and, with
shame and fear confess our sins, .Be.
hold, Thou dearest truth in the inward
parts; only the pure in heart can see
Thy face; but we have sinned grossly,
even in word and deed, and have in.
wake the fouutain of iniquity within.
God have mercy upon us, and let the
Christ whose wordoondemn us show
Himself aloe) as our Savieur, %those blood
cleanses from all sin and, whose Spirit
Upholds and sanctifies. Thus may we
draw nearer every day to that perfect
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our goal. Amen,
SOLITUDE.
I went into solitude for I wanted to
know. I took with me an outfit which
WaS arnilople a compass, a spyglass, a
pendulum; the latter was house -made,
consisting of a five -pound shot and a
cord, which I made fest to the branch
of a tree, 1 landed ray compass on the
spur of a rocky ledge. I turned my corn -
pass box around, but the compass did
not turn. Oh, the steadiness of tee point
to the Pole. Hew long has it been
steady, and how long wiii it be? Seine
questions answer themselves. As 1 flist.
ed I swung my pendulum, two laws regu-
lated its action, gravity and momentum,
My hand supplied this, the gravity was
uot ;nine: 1 .watehed my swinging toy,
fell asleep; when I awoke, it was stilt.
Your child hears the tick of time clock;
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to wind htm up; they work nearly two
hours, every second day. 'Oh, his MO -
mentum
Then for diversion I take my spy -glass
glass and skim the horizon, aid pli,thtni
out
the crags of the mountain. t
think, and I apply, lily compass gives
inc steady." I hefty it sing, "Steady,
ba
Ihe tremor of my song is fresh and free,
My primal energies no slackness know.
Such marvels gather round my gentle
bed,
Sten restful work from secret sources
fed
Have you exhausted the nionning of
the little word "rest," promised by the
Master? Look into the face of the coin -
pass, look steadily, and you will catch
the
The spy -glass brings things near so
large, so real. Nay! I st e things in my
mental observatory that are not sem
Here is beauty that does not fade, gold...
that does not grow dim, or decline in
value. The land that is very far off is
the only real land.
-And though' the coast I hope to laud on
Only by report is known,
Yet I freely all abandon,
Led by that report Mono."
The pendulum is my lastructote the
blessed time is from heaver, but the
measurement of it is with man. The
gravity is not his, but lionhas to harness
the momentum. Hero is blessed co-op-
eration . "It is God who worketh in
you."
My meditation branches intothrean
vision, motion and attraction. Blessed
are your eyes, for they see. It is God
that worketh in you, to will and to do.
I ,if I be lifted up, will draw all men
unhte
O,
gentle Magnet, draw us to the cli ate
Oh, pilot eS.pirit, bring the port in sight.
Where tideless sleep the stormy seas of
Soft by the city of the saints in light.
—It. T. Miller.
WHEN DISCOURAGED.
(By C. H. Wetherbe.)
Many a Christian is in a. critical con-
dition when he is thoroughly disecnitag-
ed, and it is because he le most apt to
be inclined to slacken his zeal for the
Lord, and exercise less faith in God, and
pay smaller heed to divine things. A
merely nominal Christian is very likely
to abandon his profession of religion at
a time of pungent discouragement. It
lhifaes. been so in thousands of. instances.
The professed Christians have felt that
they could no longer endure such an
experience, and so they quit and made
no further effort to live the Christian
All such eases ere Saddening to a gen-
uine child of God. But I have a word
of advice to the Christian for his help
in times of discouragement. Let him
take it for granted that he will have
hours of such feeling. It is an attend-
ant of life in this world. It is connected
with the frailty of human nature. Whet
shalt one do at such a time? Keep on
doing full duty. Pray as earnestly as
possible. It is just the time to pray.
Indeed, it is more necessary for one to
pray then than it is at sonic other time,
for it is a danger point. Pray that you
may not Dm the spirit and exereise of
prayer. Pray that you maycontinue
to pray. It is when one is discouraged
that he is tempted to think that there
is no use irt his continuing to pray.
Satan says that it is needless to pray any
more; but Odd and the Bible say that
one ought always to pray, and not to
fafnt
Perhaps you have been praying for
the recovery of a sick one; you become
discouraged because at times that one
seems to be getting Wees01 instead of
better; but pray, even then, for with
God all things arc possible.
You may be praying for the conver-
sion of a member of your family; you
get diseouragea beehives there are times
when he or she seems herder In heart
than formerly; but mind not that; pray
all the harder, and exertise more 'WU
when you are Odours:god than when
you are eneouraged. You gay that rta
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Abraham did, Paul ithl
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