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rollicking, hard-hitting comedy that explores present day
values and the condition of family life when an executive
abruptly drops out to pursue the important things in life.
FRIDAY, 11:30 P.M. -"SCALPEL°'. Stars Robert Lansing,
Judith Chapman. A psychological thriller about a psycho-
pathic plastic surgeon out to appropriate a $5,000,000 in-
heritance.
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Thompson, Jacki Weaver, Amanda Hunt. A former foot-
ball star tries to overcome an inferiority complex by going
to college. Many sexual encounters occur.
TUESDAY MIDNIGHT -"RIDER ON THE RAIN". Stars
Charles Bronson, Marlene Gorbet, Annie Cordy. A man
and a woman are pitted againsteach other in the intrigues
of a murder case. They play a cat and mouse game with
the man fiercely unrelenting and the small woman stub-
bornly fighting back with the courage of a trapped lioness.
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the brutish badgering of her brother-in-law eventually
leads her to madness.
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friend.
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cash box containing $200,000 which was stolen and put in an
unmarked grave during the Civil War.
WEDNESDAY MIDNIGHT -"ONE SPY TOO MANY". Star-
ring Robert Vaughn, David McCallum, Rip Torn. The men
from "UNCLE" battle it out with a sullen Greek tycoon
who wants to rule the world.
Hollywood
Hotline
By NANCY ANDERSON
Terry Kiser did
his homework
HOLLYWOOD - Before
Terry Kiser essayed the
role' of Vic Hitler, a stand-
up comic, in "Hill Street
Blues," he researched the
part in two ways.
First, he searched the
Los Angeles telephone
directory for the family
name Hitler. He didn't find
it. Not a single Hitler sub-
scribes to the L.A. tele-
phone service or, if one
does. it's under an alias
"So far as I know," Vic
mulls, "there are no Hitlers
in the world. Adolf wasn't
even a Hitler. He was son
of Alois Shicklgruber.'•
For his second research
project, Kiser consulted a
doctor to get information
about narcolepsy, a disease
afflicting Vic Hitler and
one Terry still can't spell.
"It's an illness that
makes a person drop off to
sleep suddenly," Terry ex-
plains. "It can happen in
the middle of a meal "
Stand-up comic Vic Hit-
ler dropped off in the mid-
dle of his act, and Kiser
says this could happen, too.
"I asked the doctor about
that," he reports, "and he
said bright, flashing, lights
could bring on an attack.
"Narcolepsy can be con-
trolled, but it can't be
cured. Medication will pro-
tect a person from attacks.
but he'll have to take medi-
cation all his life "
According to Kiser. a
number of top stand-up
comics wanted to play Vic
Hitler and read for the
part.
"But," he says, "none
was right They were too
slick.
"They missed the vulner-
ability I could give him, be-
cause I•m an actor rather
than a comic "
TERRY KISER
'... So Far as I know,
there are no Hitters
in the world'
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When JACKIE GLEA-
SON was growing up he
knew he'd be a performer
but he probably never
dreamed he'd be working
with the leading actor in
the Western world. Well,
Gleason and LAURENCE
OLIVIER have been
teamed by HBO for "Mr
Johnson and Mr. Halpern,"
which is filming in Britain
and is described as straight
drama.
A fantastic one-man show,
based on the life of World
War I flying ace Billy
Bishop, was named the best
television program of 1982,
defeating a drama, "Blind
Faith", and Toiler Cran-
ston's skating special,
"Strawberry Ice" to take the
ACTRA Award. Star of the
Bishop special, Eric
Peterson, was nominated in
the best acting category but
lost to Rosemary Dunsmore
who starred in "Blind
Faith".
The ACTRA for best
variety performance went to
Cranston and the star of
"Seeing Things", Louis Del
Grande, was named best
actor in a series. He defeated
Gerard Parkes of "Home
Fires" and Bruno Gerussi of
"The Beachcombers" to win
that award.
The race for best host -
interviewer was a com-
petition among Morton
Shulman who hosts a show
on a Toronto channel, Eric
Mailing of "Fifth Estate"
and Harry Brown of "Take
30". Mailing was the winner.
Peter Growski was the best
host -interviewer on radio,
The Royal Canadian Air
Farce, a comedy group
which includes Dave
Broadfoot, Luba Goy, Roger
Abbott, Don Ferguson and
John Morgan, took three
awards, for radio and
television writing and for the
best radio variety per-
formance. Laurier LaPierre,
who now works out of
Vancouver, won the Gordon
Sinclair Award for integrity
and outspoken opinion in
broadcasting.
The John Drainie Award,
established in memory of the
late actor and recognizing
outstanding contribution to
broadcasting, went to a
musician, an arranger and
conductor, Lucio Agostini,
whose music is heard as
background for many
television productions and
films.
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Fond memories were
revived in many fans of
early movies when
Hollywood legends Gloria
Swanson and . Delores Del
Rio died recently. Two great
beauties who with their
lifestyles and movie roles,
set the style for women
throughout the world, their
fame and popularity sur-
vived many decades and that
is something that cannot be
said about most of today's
stars. Their presence on the
screen was the living of
every woman's fantasy and
though personal happiness
eluded them, they created
much happiness for others
through the days of silent
films to the modern-day
epic.
At wit's end
by Erma Bombed(
1
Copywright 1979.
Field Enterprises. Inc.
I've always loved this
country's penchant for giv-
ing animals human qualities.
That's why we have bears
in rangers' hats, tigers who
eat a nutritious breakfast,
and who could ever forget
Fraser, an oversexed lion
who was the role model of
every jock in the country?
Enter Hsing-Hsing and
Ling -Ling, the pandas in
Washington, whom I expect
to appear any day now on
"Love Boat" playing them-
selves.
I cannot believe the scien-
tists who have followed them
around for the past eight
years showing them dia-
grams and reading sex
manuals out loud to them,
hoping to get a baby panda
born in captivity.
What do they expect from
those two? To begin with, it
was not a marriage made in
heaven, but the Washington
National Zoo, and there's a
difference. Washington is not
conducive to anyone getting
together.
The headline I read an-
nouncing their consumma-
tion read, "Pandas Finally
.Figure It Out".
"That's insulting," I said
to my husband. "How do
they know Ling -Ling didn't
have an eight-year head-
ache? A lot of women I know
have eight-year headaches."
"Don't be so sensitive," he
said. "They're just animals.
It says here, 'Hsing-Hsing
was never able to establish
an effect ive posture and may
have been victimized by a
poor self-image as he was
overanxious, misdirected or
just plan inept'."
"I don't want to hear any-
more," I said. "It just
cheapens the relationship."
"I find it fascinating," he
continued, "that the only
way they will know if she's
really pregnant is if she
builds a nest, loses her appe-
tite or becomes suddenly
agitated. Good Lord, didn't
her mother tell her any-
thing?"
"That's it," 1 said. "Start
blaming. That's so like you.
Did it ever occur to you she
might want to make the an-
nouncement? Why does
everyone assume just be-
cause someone is quiet, she's
dumb?"
"I'll tell you what dumb
is," he said, "Dumb is
passing up a cover on Time
magazine because she didn't
know Ling -Ling was a girl's
name."
We sat there for a moment
before 1 said, "I'll tell you
what dumb is. It's sitting
Were arguing over two ani-
mals from the zoo who
haven't the slightest idea
what is going on."
We laughed until we were
sick.
"It'll hit 'em when they
make the pages of the Na-
tional Enquirer," said my
husband soberly.
"For sure," I nodded,
"when Donahue has them on
discussing the Lamaze
experience,"