HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance-Times, 1983-01-12, Page 18Page 6—Crossroads—Jan. 12, 1983
Si
H. GORDON
GREEN
It was back in 1962 that the
hockey book "Behind -the
Cheering" came off the
press, and if you happen to
have a copy of it gathering
dust somewhere, you have a
collector's item now. It was a
fascinating account of the
early days of the game as re-
membered by Frank Selke
Sr., then the manager of the
Montreal Forum and Les
Canadiens and the man we
Quebecers always regarded
as "Mr. Hockey".
It was by far the most
popular hockey book ever
written up until that time,
and 1 suspect that many of
the hockey books written
since that time have
borrowed freely from it.
But those of you who re-
member that book may also
remember that my name
appeared along with that of
Mr. Selke, and you may have
wondered why the ghost
writing of this should have
been given over to a farmer
instead of to some famous
sports writer.
Well it was Mr. Selke's
own idea and it all began
with a hen.
What brought us together,
you see, was the fact that we
both happened to be chicken
fanciers. Now to you city
slickers I must tell you that
there is a great and splendid
difference between a
poultryman and a chicken -
fancier. It is the same kind of
difference, I think, as that
which exists between a man
who paints buildings and an
artist.
The poultryman is inter-
ested only in making money
from chickens. And just how
lucrative the modern com-
mercial business must be is
indicated by the fact just to
be permitted to get into the
business will cost a beginner
at least half a million.
(Figure it out for yourself —
he'1l need at least 20,000
layers if he wishes to sell
eggs and even before he' buys
the birds and erects the
buildings he will have to buy
"quota" before the market-
ing board will allow him into
the fraternity, and in my
province at least this quota
will cost him up to $20 per
laying hen ! )
The maximum number of
hens anindividual may keep
without quota restrictions is
250, but for the chicken
fancier this is quota enough.
Indeed few of us fanciers
could afford to keep more.
The fancier, you see, has
longago given up any hope
he had of making money out
of his birds, and instead of
choosing one of the egg -a -
day varieties which cram
our hen penitentaries, he
breeds chickens which he
thinks are beautiful. True,
the kind he keeps may lay a
few eggs too, but the real
reason he raises them is just
to see them struct their
colors in the sun.
Now of all the ornamental
varieties of fowl there is
surely none more beautiful
than the Golden Pencilled
Hamburg. And when I came
out of the Army in '45 and
bought my first farm north
of Montreal, I was deter-
mined to try my hand at this
rare and exquisitely pat-
terned bird.
But the only breeder I
could find listed in the
"Feather Fancier" was
Frank Selke, who gave his
address simply as "The
Forum, Montreal". And to
that address I sent my letter,
re
Asiinsimigo
asking if it might please be
possible for me to secure a
setting of Golden Pencilled
Hamburg eggs.
Two days_ later my phone
rang. "I got your letter," Mr.
Selke said. "If you'll drop
around to the Forum tomor-
row morning, I'll have a
setting for you. They'll cost
you $5."
The whole conversation
was as short as a telegram,
and I didn't see Mr. Selke
next morning but the eggs
were waiting for me outside
the door of his beautifully
appointed office.
A month later, Mr. Selke
called again. "What luck
with those eggs?" he asked,
and I was proud to tell him I
had eight good chicks.
"Don't count on raising
eight," he warned me. "Of
all the breeds I've ever
owned, I think they're the
most delicate."
And that was all there was
to that call.
I was astounded when he
called me again a few weeks
later and asked me to have
lunch with him. Lunch at the
Mount Stephen Club, no less,
and he wouldn't hear of me
begging off. "I'm a farmer
too," he said. "I'll see you
there at twelve."
It was not long before I felt
quite at ease at that lunch,
because there was nothing
aristocraabout the man.
He askedme how many
acres there were in my farm,
what animals IJ had, and how
much my wife objected to
my feeding chickens that
didn't earn their keep. And
then suddenly, "How would
you like 58 of the best Part-
ridge Wyandottes in Canada
to add to your stock?"
And gradually the story
came out. Mr. Selke's
famous Golden Pencilled
Hamburgs were kept by his
maintenance foreman north
of the city, but at his home in
Westmount that past winter,
Mr. Selke had hatched a
bunch of Wyandotte chicks
without knowing exactly
what he was going to do with
them. He finally decided that
his three -car • garage was
ample enough for him to
build a false back to it; and
that between this false back
and the actual rear of the
building there would be room
enough to raise his birds in
comparative comfort, and
still leave lots of room for the
cars. Equally important, the
false back would provide a
blind for his venture. It was
of cours0,,,quite illegal to
keep chickens in Westmount.
It worked. The illegal
chickens thrived wonder-
fully all winter, and not a
soul but the immediate fam-
ily knew that they were
there, deep in the heart of
Westmount. But now, the
secret was suddenly in peril.
"Last week," Mr. .Selke
told me solemnly, "the
roosters thought they should
try to crow and yesterday
the police were looking in
everyone's backyard to see
who was raising bootleg
chickens." He began to
laugh with me. "My wife
doesn't exactly relish em-
barrassment like this," he
said. "And now you see why I
want to give those Wyan-
dottes away. How about it?"
So that afternoon we
loaded the blue ribbon Part-
ridge Wyandottes into the
trunk of the Selke's Chrysler
Imperial and took them out
to my little farm near Rose -
mere. And that was the
BENCHWAIZMEIZ
5POTS��VI
The .Pirates° Ralph Kiner is one of only two
men to hit forty or more home runs for five
consecutive years, name the other slugger?
beginning of a partnership
that ,was to last for many
years for almost immediate-
ly Mr. Selke began to bring
other breeds to the farm, and
to house each new addition
he would build a suitable
pen. The material he used
was nearly always scrap
from the Forum: discarded
sideboarding, for instance.
(The hens didn't mind the
skate marks.)
One of our pens was made
from panels left behind by
the Metropolitan Opera; still
another unit began with no-
thing more than a giant
wooden box left behind by a
circus. 1t had come to Mon-
treal filled with peanuts. But
the most spectacular of all
our pens, I think, was one
that was finished inside with
a panel of lithographed card-
board bearing a photo of the
late King George VI.
The late Dick Irvin, then
coach of the Canadiens and
father of the sportscaster of
the same name, was also an
avid fancier and he too was
soon sending birds out to the
farm. Before we ended . this
lovely nonsense we had 46
breeds. We had chickens
with Easter hats, chickens
born with boots on, chickens
with fur instead of feathers.
Some were small enough to
put in your jacket pocket;
others were so big it took two
cages to bench them when
we took them to a show.
And Selke and Irvin both
loved to take their birds to
the big shows. The Toronto
Royal was their favorite, and
\if you were to check the NHL
schedules of the late 40s and
early 50s you would note that
Montreal always played To-
ronto the week of the Royal
— generally on a Thursday.
Selke and Irvin managed to
have it that way so they
could see how their chickens
had fared in the judging.
Mr. Selke, who will be 90
this spring, no longer has
Golden Pencilled Hamburgs
or Partridge Wyandottes or
any other kind of fowl. But
many of the birds which
make a hallelujah chorus of
my barnyard today are the
descendants of stock he once
bred to perfection.
Not too long ago a strange
car drove up our lane and the
young man at the wheel was
quite apologetic about the
reason for his visit. "Just
came to have a look at your
chickens," he said quietly.
"Brought my wife and my
little girl with me. Elope you
don't mind?"
1 didn't mind the father
and the little girl at all. They
could have stayed the after-
noon so far as 1 was con-
cerned. The girl was seven
or eight, quiet like her dad,
and lovely. But the lesssaid
about the mother, the better.
She kept holding her nose to
filter the smell, and she
wondered loudly how anyone
could think a chicken — any
chicken — was pretty.
Her husband just kept
leaning on the fence and
looking. "If I had only two
acres and a"dozen birds like
these, I'd think I was in
heaven," he told me.
His little girl meanwhile
had been furtively picking up
feathers and with every new
find she would look at the
feather as she might have
looked at a flower. Finally,
when she had a whole
bouquet of feathers she, came
over to show tlhem to her
mother.
Her mother, who couldn't
have noticed what her
daughter had been collec-
ting, gave a,J(`ttle shriek and
sent the feathers flying.
' Ugg�h�`" she said. "How
could' ou? Now go wash you
hands!"
And as I showed the child
how The barnyard tap
worked, I wondered who was
most deserving of my
sympathy; the young father
with an impossible dream ;
the girl trying to hold back
her tears; or this impatient
woman who had neither the
time nor the inclination to
look for beauty in a henyard.
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