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HomeMy WebLinkAboutWingham Advance-Times, 1980-01-23, Page 16• gaga • 1,40 ti r w t<\ `•:,y '. ,ti .. : `a s --{,a t,u,• 4, i..- gi y,r y,•'kjh• yM A• •••n • .. e a •.p ••. • •. • % r • m • • o. -"The. Winghaei Advance -Times, January , fuSQ By })i agds ovrep new dus. It is time to eate a old jargon words of the'�87ns hat have be- come tattered and frayed with overuse (viable is a.paradigm of the words. Iam referring to) and time to create new words that will be usetu1 for the new decade Here are a. few of my own modes( proposals for the 1980s • t-____ Not, ia.,�, as you might suppose, an instrument for increasing sexual pleasure, a verbizerator is a social scientist who persists in making verbs out of nouns by adding the suffix — ize. Example: lesionize. This 1;970S trend is undoubtedly going to continue into the 1980s, for there are many virgin nouns out there just waiting to be inde- t 0 qt,•.,y,. rr-•Ct•x01,3 7+11 •tit, v:1 •ea. +q;4 ,L y,, mw':.•v:n: m • e tattered '{a cently assaulted by linguistic perverts. So to, how shall I say it, 1980ise **vocabulary `vocabulary we need the term verbizerator, which is a portraanteaU word formed from verbizer — a person who creates verbs indiscriminately, and per- severator — a persistent person. The distinction is a useful one: a verbizer is a harmless deviant. A. verbi'zerator requires com- pulsory treatment Aquaphilic Symposiast: There. ° has long been a dearth of words accurately to describe people who attend social science con- ferences. We should not enter another decade with this death upon us. And so, as a public service, 1 have coined a few useful, terms. The first of these, aquaphilic sympoSiast, describes Someone who goes to conferences buA-Manages to spend more time in the hotel pool than an sessions and workshops. (Latin: aqua — water; Greek: Philos — lover; Green: symposiazein — people who take part in meetings.) Pest : Someone who is "into" the human potential movement and spends- all his time talking about it. Pronounced "pest". Cu cumschism : (Old French: circum — circular; Latin: schismaldivision-) Literally this means a circular splitting and coming together again. The next time you hear,e group of Ameri- can addiction workers has split off and planned a conference in opposition to another one, only to return to the fold when it is dis- covered there are •not enough federal funds to groups, you can -your shoulders and another circumrsehisli wait until the next s1aa turfdoms blows the open again. Two it notes: Circumschisrn: confused with the cow` surgical procedure. Arlt, credit for ego-turfdoz coined in June 1978 by';d MacDonald, president ai Louis area National. C4 ,> Alcoholism. ,µ Aquaphobic Sym oat (Greek: phobos ba. aversion for) Someone v�,l..., to conferences but avoids,. completely: he eonce%atra1 other beverages. Borophobic Symposial .. i St .G; r e, r• E Ft: erigine alattiresor:(Omp sommus -- sleep falls asleep. wh r fie+ bas to to bores at conferee 013 Castrastro;. grace — to geld; Greek, — act of turning) -A cast, is a very speeial`kind of catastrophe. Iris a sltl which a social agency` "bas ;lt government grants chopped ` and its execuaveo resp,Qlr d With: hi h itched scr g P aanxa� , � going to be a to of castraotro- phies in the ", ;ns con': conservative golver encs, coos tinue to wage War on so ;al welfare spending FornicoPrhd G. 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