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By })i agds ovrep
new dus. It is
time to eate a old jargon
words of the'�87ns hat have be-
come tattered and frayed with
overuse (viable is a.paradigm of
the words. Iam referring to) and
time to create new words that
will be usetu1 for the new decade
Here are a. few of my own modes(
proposals for the 1980s •
t-____ Not, ia.,�, as you
might suppose, an instrument for
increasing sexual pleasure, a
verbizerator is a social scientist
who persists in making verbs out
of nouns by adding the suffix —
ize. Example: lesionize.
This 1;970S trend is undoubtedly
going to continue into the 1980s,
for there are many virgin nouns
out there just waiting to be inde-
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cently assaulted by linguistic
perverts. So to, how shall I say it,
1980ise **vocabulary `vocabulary we need
the term verbizerator, which is a
portraanteaU word formed from
verbizer — a person who creates
verbs indiscriminately, and per-
severator — a persistent person.
The distinction is a useful one: a
verbizer is a harmless deviant. A.
verbi'zerator requires com-
pulsory treatment
Aquaphilic Symposiast: There. °
has long been a dearth of words
accurately to describe people
who attend social science con-
ferences. We should not enter
another decade with this death
upon us. And so, as a public
service, 1 have coined a few
useful, terms. The first of these,
aquaphilic sympoSiast, describes
Someone who goes to conferences
buA-Manages to spend more time
in the hotel pool than an sessions
and workshops. (Latin: aqua —
water; Greek: Philos — lover;
Green: symposiazein — people
who take part in meetings.)
Pest : Someone who is "into"
the human potential movement
and spends- all his time talking
about it. Pronounced "pest".
Cu cumschism : (Old French:
circum — circular; Latin:
schismaldivision-) Literally this
means a circular splitting and
coming together again. The next
time you hear,e group of Ameri-
can addiction workers has split
off and planned a conference in
opposition to another one, only to
return to the fold when it is dis-
covered there are •not enough
federal funds to
groups, you can
-your shoulders and
another circumrsehisli
wait until the next s1aa
turfdoms blows the
open again. Two it
notes: Circumschisrn:
confused with the cow`
surgical procedure. Arlt,
credit for ego-turfdoz
coined in June 1978 by';d
MacDonald, president ai
Louis area National. C4 ,>
Alcoholism. ,µ
Aquaphobic Sym oat
(Greek: phobos ba.
aversion for) Someone v�,l...,
to conferences but avoids,.
completely: he eonce%atra1
other beverages.
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sommus -- sleep
falls asleep. wh r fie+ bas to
to bores at conferee 013
Castrastro;.
grace — to geld; Greek,
— act of turning) -A cast,
is a very speeial`kind of
catastrophe. Iris a sltl
which a social agency` "bas ;lt
government grants chopped `
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going to be a to of castraotro-
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welfare spending
FornicoPrhd G. Syni►'gooast:
(Latin: fornix brothel)
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