HomeMy WebLinkAboutWingham Advance-Times, 1980-01-23, Page 12AM Advances -Times, January 28, 1980
he Howick Grapevine
This week at Howick Central
School, the senior students prob-
ably come home looking tired
and fatigued. For the past two
weeks, starting on Wednesday,
Jan. 9 and going to Monday, Jan.
21, the exams have been making
the students dreary. Were the
exams invented just to crake the
students miserable? The
teachers say not. The -exams are
made to see just how much the
students have learned in the first
half of the year.
These are the dates of our
exams • Wednesday, Jan. 9, Eng-
lish; Friday, Jan. 11, French;
Monday, Jan. 14, History; Tues-
day, Jan. 15, Mathematics;
Thursday, Jan. 17, Geography;
Friday, Jan. 18, Music; Monday,
Jan. 21, Science. Wednesday,
Jan. 31, Report cards go home.
I am sure all then students will
be very glad .when the exams are
over. •-
Alison Edgar
ANSWERS FOR CASE NO. 1
Case° No. 1: The night watch -
man should not have been
dreaming; he should have been
watching.
—Greg Horton
CASE NO.2
A man and his wife were
watching a movie about the
French Revolution on TV. The
man dozed eff and began to
dream. He dreamed he was a
French aristocrat and that he
had been captured and thrown
into prison. In his dream, he was
brought up before the citizens
who demanded that the be sent to
the guillotine, where his head
would be cut off.
. At this very point in his dream,
the man's wife noticed that he
was sleeping. She tried to wake
him up, for she didn't want him to
miss the movie. She leaned over
and tapped him gently on the
back of the neck with one of her
knitting needles. Instead of
waking up, however, the man
toppled to the floor, dead.
What's wrong with this story?
Answers in next week's paper.
BY IVRRMIN! JOHN
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Whitechurch Personals
Walter Elliott returned from
hospital on Sunday and was
visited by Mr. and Mrs. Paul
Laidlaw and Michelle of London.
Mrs. Garnet ,Farrier arrived
home Wednesday after visiting
for a few weeks with Mr. and
Mrs. Fred 'Davis and Dana of
LaSalle and Mr. and Mrs. Jack
Gillespie, Sarnia.
Mrs. Bill Evans visited her
daughter, Mrs. Edith Brown, on
Friday. Mrs: Evans ;lives in
London.
Red and Mrs. John Bell were
visited on the weekend by their
MRS.DERRILL HALL AN
flLakdet
Mrs. Arnold Kreller is a patient
in Palmerston hospital.
Alex Porterfield is a patient in
the Hanover hospital.
Mr. and Mrs. Jim Inglis Jr. and
Jennifer of Milton spent the
weekend with -Mr. and Mrs. Jim
Inglis.
BELGRAVE WEEKLY
EUCHRE
At the Belgrave weekly euchre
last Wednesday evening thirteen
tables were in play.
High lady was Mrs. Hazel
Davidson; novelty lady, Mrs.
Gordon Nicholson; low lady,
Mrs. Lorne Jamieson. High man
was Mrs. Verena Bone (playing
as >a man) ; novelty man, Herb
Clayton; low man, Mrs. Edgar
Wightnian (playing as a man).
MORRIS TWP. EUCHRE
The second line of Monis
Township held its - first euchre
partyat the home ...of Mr. and
Mrs. Bert Gamin last Monday
evening with four tables in play.
The winners were: high lady,
Mrs. Ralph Darlow; most .Ione
hands, lady, Mrs. Glen Sellers;
low lady, Miss Susan . Elston;
high man, bouglas Garniss;
most lone hands, man, Glen
Sellers; low man, William
Elston.
Mrs. Gordon Moir
hosts Jan. meeting
GORRIE—Mrs. Gordon `. Moir
was hostess when the Women's
Missionary Society 'held its first
meeting of the new year on
January 17. •
Mrs. James Robinson opened
the meeting with a reading,
"Faith Made Perfect"�A hymn
was sung, followed bra�prayer of
thanks , for the past yea's. Mrs.
Robinson read scripture from
Paul's letter to the Galations and
gave a resume of the past year.
Roll call was answered by an
item from the Presbyterian
Record. Secretary Mrs. Moir
read the minutes and several
matters of busineail were
discussed. Cards were°signed for
members in hospitals.
Mrs. William A. Smith gave a
report of the Presbyterial held in
Wingham on January )4. The
offering was received and
dedicatedby Mrs. Robinson and
the meeting closed with a hymn
and prayer. A social time
followed when the hostess served
refreshmenta.
grandchildren, Carrie and Robin
Bell, who live in Walkerton.
.Earl Wilken returned home
Sunday from University
Hospital, - London, where he
underwent surgery. 'Mr. Wilken
is much improved.
The Whitechurch ` Women's
Institute sponsored a progressive
euchre party -in - the hall on
Monday evening with 11 tables in
play. Mrs. Dave Gibb and Pharis
Mathers held the high scores and
low scores were held by Mrs. Bill
Evans and Brian Rintoul.
Wallace Conn won a special '"
draw. Weather permitting,
another party will be held in two
weeks.
!e1uOre
Wilfred Johann hopes to return
home from the\\ Wingham and
District Hospital this week.
Winners of this month's Loto
Draw are Jack Blackwell ,$300;.
A. G. Opperman and Nelson
Lambertus $200; and Peter
Newans $100.
The Belmore hockey teams did
extremely well in last week's
games. The Tykes defeated West
Howick 3-2 and the Squirts
dumped Clifford 7-2. The
PeeWees downed Mildmay 9-0
but lost 6-1 to Norcnanby. The
Bantams won 5-3 over Clifford
but lost 3-2 in a close game with
Belgrave: The Midgets defeated
Clifford 7-0 and the Intermediate
Girls defeated Mount Forest 5-2.
Optimists are
forming club
Persons actively - working to
form a branch of the Optimist
Club in the Wingham district are
planning a membership blitz this
weekend.
Hick Whiteley, one of the men
involved, reported the group has
signed 16 prospective members
so far. Thirty-five are needed to
obtain a charter and they hope to
reach that level by next week.
If all goes according to
schedule they will hold elections
early next month and hold the
chartering ceremony by ' mid-
month, he said. •
One charged in
Tiverton robbery
A Kitchener man has been
arrested and charged in con-
nection with the batik robbery at
Tiverton last October.
David Hill was arrested on the
street in Kitchener last week and
police report a certain amount of
money was recovered. The in-
vestigation is continuing and
more arrests are expected.
The robbery on Hallowe'en
netted the thieves nabre than
$100,000 representing the payroll
far the Bruce Nuclear Power
Development.
Locally provincial constables
Ken Balzer and Harold McKit-
trick of the Wingham detachment
were involved in the in-
vestigation.
Graerne Craig:
Defen
Conservative energy policies
would spell economic disaster for
Ontario and the Tory "flip-flops"
on campaign promises have
damaged Canada's image
abroad. These are two major
planks in a Liberal platform
which. Graeme Craig hopes will
carry him to victory in the Feb.
18 election.
This is the -second time out for
Mr. Craig, a 32 -year-old farmer
and United Breeders technician
from near Walton. He ran for the
Liberals last May, losing to in-
cumbent Bob McKinley. This
time he hopes the fact that Mr.
McKinley is not running, coupled
with the voters' taste of Con
servative government, will
improve his chances.
Even though the Conservatives
say people didn't want this
election, the big crowds turning
out for the nomination meetings
show there is an interest, Mr.
Craig commented. He said it will
definitely be a "work hard"
campaign, and so far he feels it is
going well. '
Because this is an agricultural
riding energy has to be the most
important issue, he said. Prime
Minister Joe Clark says higher
prices will encourage con-
servation, "but how do you
-.conserve when you're plowing,
harrowing or seeding? You can't
stop in the middle of the field!"
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He claimed the 10 p ' a
gallon excise tax >r$00
proposed by the Co .yes
would actually be a tea oil teeek
since it would increase tie costa
sof production.
The Liberals agree energy,
prices must increase, he said, but
they don't think excise taxes are
the way to do it. Almofit three
quarters of the $90 billion sidaehe
would be raised by the increase
would go either to the energy
producing provinces or the multi-
national oil companies, he
declared, with the rest going, Oa
finance the mortgage deduc-
tibility scheme.
He also pointed out the 18 cents
was all tax and nothing to do with
the actual price of oil. "Liberals
won't reise the excise tax on
gasoline or diesel fuel one penny►
if elected," he pledged.
He said people have already
started moving toward con-
serving energy at horns and
driving smaller cars, although he
noted Canadians depend on cars.
because of the great distances in
this country and the - lack of
public transportation.
He called for retaining a
domestic oil price lower than the
world price, noting that a price of
$15-$20 a barrel still yields a
profit to the oil companies, and
said funding to Petrocan should
be increased. "There's all kinds.
of oil out West if we can get it Olt
reasonable price."
Mr. Craig also chastised
government for its "flip -flow;',
Which he said have cost Canada
its image overseas, and fpr
election,promises which "kind of
went out the window, They say
they haven't had time to govern,
but they've had time to damage
our image and cost_ Canada
business and jobs."
He claimed the; proposed
budget would have cost the
average Ontario homeowner $575
more this year and $a,300 by 1983,
which he said the energy tax
credit wouldn't begin to cover.
Even Ontario Treasurer Frank'
Miller called the budget
disastrous, he said.
He defended the Liberals
against the charge of triggering
an unnecessary election, pointing
out that a minority government
must work through cooperation
with all the parties. It's worked
here in Ontario for quite a while,
he noted, and minority Liberal
government& managed all right
in Ottawa, even during so conten-
tions an issue as the Lester
Pearson flag'debate.
The Liberals had no choice but
to lin with the New Democratic
Party in bringing down the
government, he claimed. If they
had not voted against the 18 cent
a gallon gas hike they would have
faced defending their support for
/the
next
W'hallt
at Piece Trudeau
fed his5hint:that, even,if`elected,
he might resign again? Mr.Craig
reported Mr. Trudeau has Eteht he
would stay on as prime minister
if elected, but would like to retire
before, the next federal election.
He said he supposes the decision
will depend somewhat on.
whether or not there is a minority
government.
"I don't think we had any
choice," he added. "We ' had to
have Trudeau. There wasn't
sufficient time for a proper
leadership convention."
Although the Liberals have not
yet unveiled many policy pro-
posals in this campaign, Mr.
Craig called for "getting the
country back to. work. If there's
anything \we. don't need it's
higher unemployment, especially
for young people," he said, and
even Finance Minister John
Crosbie admitted the Con-
servatiVe budget would have
caused "double digit inflation
and higher unemployment".
He said his priorities if elected
would be to be accessible to and
represent the wishes of, the
people of this riding, and to put -.
agriculture back. on top priority
for fuel allocation. Agriculture
and small business are his big
concerns, he reported.
GRAEME CRAIG—".. , . no excise tax increase"
Editorial
madill mirror
1 choose to look behind the clouds
This week I was faced with a
miner dilemma — on what to
write my editorial: Don't mis-
understand, it wasn't because of
any lack of topics. Oh, not at all. I
could have written on the Soviet
invasion,:pf Afgbanistan, the
tragic Chapels fire that resulted
from a 'joke', the crude "let's see
haw bad we can make the other
guy look" tactics of our cam-
paigning federal politicians, the
wheat embargo, etc., etc. But in-
stead I chose to write on some-
thing that has become something
of a taboo of late: optimism.
You see, on the whole, I am a
hopeless optimist, a fact which
brings pity to the eyes of some
friends, disgust from others, ad-
miration from a few and joy to
some, I guess it crazy to try to
esee beyond the hate and blood-
shed of the world to search out
some compassion which I can
only hope is there. I guess I am
just vainly attempting to find
In My Opinion:
proof that the world isn't all bad.
Maybe I am being too gullible in
believing that a man is innocent
until proven guilty, that at heart
man is basically good.
If I were to act as "normal"
.people do relative- to the econo-
mic situation of this country, I
would be unhappy, discontent,
and unconfident or, so I amJed to
believe by my history course. But
being the kind of person I am, I.
choose instead to look for a bright
spot hidden behind all those
clouds. `.
An unrealistic Pollyanna?
Maybe I am, but if I am, I'm re-
lieved. If my habit of denying the
ugliness of the world about me to
look at its beauty instead is a sign
of immaturity, I hope that I never
grow up.
My life is a,quest.
It has its ups and downs, its hills
to climb -and rivers to ford.
It can be rough at times but I
know if I can just keep search-
ing I'll find it.
Maybe it won't be today; or to-
morrow, -or even .
The day after that -
But I know that somewhere out in
thatdarkness, `.
Somewhere past those', clouds,
Theres a star shining for me and
if I can just keep searching
I'll find it. -
It might tease me, let me almost
grab it and then vanish some-
times, •
But if I can just keep searching,
someday I'll look up
And that star will be there.
And I'll reach up to take it in my
hand.
Maybe, just maybe, there's
more to the world than we are
giving it credit for. Just for to-
day, let's look for the good in all
men, and for the stars that hide
behind the clouds.
—Kthy Underwood
The West.rnust take a stand
Recently, there has been a
terrible outcry over U.S. Presi-
dent Carter's grain embargo
against the Soviet Union, im-
posed by the White House in re-
taliation for Soviet aggression in
Afghanistan.
The complaints have come
from every quarter. The Ameri-
can farmers have claimed that
the embargo is likely to put many
American graiti producers out of
business. They are afraid that the
glut of 17 million tons of 'un-
claimed grain on the open mar-
ket, according to the age-old
economic laws of supply and de-
mand, will drive nation-wide
.grain prices down to the point
where the producer is unable to
recover his investment in his
crop. _.
Canadian corn -growers in On-
tario claim they face the same
danger, since Ontario corn prices
are determined to a great extent
by American markets. In the
West, our own wheat producers
have i a,.ted a fear that if
Canada i`tows Carter's lead in
reducing or ceasing shipments of
grain to the USSR (a good _possi-
bility, if not in fact a probability),
the Canadian grain exporting in-
dustry will be in serious trouble.
And a conglomerate of pressure
groups, both political• and reli-
gious, the world over have put
forward the opinion that food
should never be used as a politi-
cal weapon.
All of these are valid points,
and deserve serious considera-
tion by our leaders before any de-
finite steps are taken here in
Canada towards a Soviet grain
embargo., But all of these view-
points have one thing in com-
mon: they ignore a fundamental
and increasingly global threat to
the continued maintenance of
world peace.
Certainly, to leave the farmers
of our nation in jeopardy by
halting the sale of grain to a for-
eign power would be an uncle:
'sirable consequence of an em-
bargo, but it is not a consequence
which must necessarily. follow.
An embargo -- by one country'
against another sovereign' state
should be a demonstration of dis-
approval by the entire population
of the country, and not simply by
one particular segment of the
population. And as such, the
economic burden of an embargo
should be born by all the tax-
payers of the nation.
And certainly it seems unethi-
cal to use something as basic to
our existence as food as a politi-
cal weapon, especially in a world
where millions are starving, But
what about the ethics of the coun-
try, against which the U.S. em-
bargo stands?
Western Society has retreated
from the communist threat long
enough. Today Communist
Russia is making her move, and
the only way that we of the Free
World can hope to protect our
democracies from the onslaught
of Soviet involvement in our poli-
tics is by positive action now, be-
fore it is altogether too late.
Indeed, we may have waited
too long already; Russian eyes
were watching the performance
of America and her allies with
the keenest interest concerning
Iran, and the West failed the test
miserably. Soviet strategists,
waiting their opport c.' s , , re-
cognized the signs orld
power whose authond
fluence were in deca ' , and acted
acco rdingly. And if we believe
the aggression of the USSR will
spend itself once Afghanistan is
secured, then,we are only, kidding
ourselves, and with gravest of
consequences.
The West must make its stand
against the Soviets now, to de-
monstrate to Russia that we will
not allow her to impose her will
on weaker states without opposi-
tion. If we do not, we will wake up
one morning in the not too distant
future to find the dogs of war on
our very doorstep.
—Paul Craig
My friend Vol
Valerie is
So good to me
Always there
Ready With a smile
Ready with an ear
To listen to my woes
Offering suggestions
But never criticizing things
I stupidly do
Sh � i:. s mei. up
�' •; m at my lowest
And lifts Inc higher
When I'm at my mostest
May everyone have
A friend like Val
She's the best there is
My friend, my pal.
--Mbley Ashedown
(formerly 'Anonyrnus' )
Break into print
One of the best events in ole' F.
E. is happening right now under
everybody's nose without half 'of
us even being properly niformed.
It could be written down in his-
tory and change the whole course
of your life. Have you heard
about it yet?
- It is the birth of ,the Caeative
Writing . Booklet of that -memor-
able, or what soon could be
memorable, year of 1979-80. It's a
chance for us timid writers to• put
our pens to paper with a renewed
passion and write for the world of
F. E.'to see. And then the much -
acclaimed authors of F. • E. will
give you a pat on the back and a
membership crest, ring, coat,
etc., etc. of the elite writer's club.
It's special, and it's worthwhile
to see your own poem or story
Drama 6,
Well, the scripts and music are
in and things are starting to roll.
What for? The spring production.
This year "Oklahoma" is the
play that was picked and audi-
tions for the parts began Thurs-
day, Jan. 17. It should be men-
tioned that auditions are open to
the whole school body and not.
strictly drama students or drama
club members.
It is hoped that the success
from previous years will e be
maintained this year.
The play will be presented the
first week in May, and help from
everyone is essential to get this
show on the road.
Good luck and break a leg.
bring laughter to someone's eyes
or thoughts to his mind, and re-
spect from your worst enemy.
Our, Creative° Writing. Club is
asking for poems, stories, or
essays to be brought in from each
grade level. So . for you timid
ankle biters or boisterous neck
chokers who never dreain • : of
seeing your name in plant,, here is
a golden opportunity to show
yon''' paieratelod gr •. dparente,
mid d uncles, mends and
enemies="and even. yourself
what you can do.
Don't . pass the chance, you
have nothing to lose. And you do
' have something to gain . if your
entry is one of the select ones to
enter : besides all the prestige;
there is a pair of tickets to a
future school dance for the
winners. And all you have to do is
hand in your best -polished work
to Mrs. Tiffin. From there it will
be fame and glory all the way —
provided, of course, that you're
successful.
QUESTION OF
THE WEEK
What do you think of the
Russian invasion of Afghanistan?
"I think it's stupid!" Jackie
Robertson 10K.
"Nothing much to bei thful,
euuld be dangerous Reg
Thompson, 12H:
"I don't know too much about
it," Anonomyous, Grade 12. '
"I don't know..." Charlene
Steffler, 9W.
"Let the Russians display their
powers on the ice, not on
Afghanistan," Karen Reid 12H.
TIGER!
By Sophie Beyersbbergen
One of.the
silent minority
In some circles, to some
people; I am a towering • person of
tremendous stature but at 5' 2" I
find myself often at a•disadvan-
tape. Picture this scene: rush
hour in Metropolitan Anywhere,
you board a bus and since there
are no seats left -you are forced to.
stand. When standing on a rock-
ing bus what is your first in- -
stint? Hold on for dear life! So
you reach up for ,t ha bar, but
what if you can't reach if? You
are jostled around, bump into
people and, if there weremore
room you might even be thrown
onto the floor and trampled to .,
death!
Clothes are another problem,
Can you imagine spendingyour
whole life shortening clothes?
Now, all you talcs out there are
probably thinking that's better -
than having everything too short,
but the other day I was with a
friend of mine who towers 'over
me at 5' 9". She took a, pair of
jeans off the rack and said that
they were her waist size and they .
would even be long enough to roll
up. If she only knew what it was
like to roll up everything!
. Irave had the good fortune to
go into a shop that sells small
sizes and look up to a 7' giant and
ask if the clothes were short!
Since they weren't, I had to spend
the next three weeks shortening
all my clothes.
Now you're probably thinking
that short girls have a better
selection of dates. Wrong! You
know the old saying, "Opposites
attract", so many of us go out
with tall guys. Have you ever
spent the evening dancing with a
navel?
How about the insults? We take
a lot of flack because we're little,
like, "You're so short yeti have to
reach up to flush the toilet", that
would never work on a' tall per-
son. What's so insulting about
being told you have to reach
down to flush?
I think we're the silent minor-
ity because, even if we aren't few .
in numbers, we are the smallest
,part of the population and we
must be silent because maga-
zines keep showing us tall ,
models,.clothing designers keep
picking on us and not enough
stores do alterations!
Come on fellow short people!
Let's fight this injustice! And
always remember short is chic!
-Lizann Morrison
MAGNETIC
SIGNS
For Cors, Trucks,
Offices, Mailboxes
Eliminates costly lettering
Removable ween trading
or painting
LISTOWEL BANNER
MOUNT FOREST
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