HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance-Times, 1984-06-20, Page 19Page 6—Crossroads—June 20, 1984
1101.11.11111011111. Bill 'Smiley
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There has been a tremen-
dous change in the manners
and mores of Canada in the
past three decades. This
brilliant thought came to me
as I saw a sign today, in a
.typical Canadian small
Mown: "Steakhouse and Tav-
-ern."
Now this didn't exactly
knock me out, alarm me, or
discombobulate me in any
way. I am a part of all that is
in this country, at this time.
But it did give me a tiny
twinge. Hence my opening
remarks.
I am no Carrie Nation, who
stormed into saloons with
her lady friends, armed with
hatchets, and smashed open
(what a waste) the barrels of
beer and kegs off whiskey.
I am no Joan of Arc. I don't
revile blasphemers or hear
voices: I am no Pope John
Paul II, who tells people
what to do about their sex
lives.
I am merely an observer of
the human scene, in a coun-
try that used to be one thing,
and has become another. But
that doesn't mean I don't
have opinions. I have nothing
but scorn for the modern
"objective" journalists who
tell it as it is. They are
hyenas and jackals, who fat-
ten on the leavings of Pae
"lions" of our society, for the
most part.
Let's get back on topic, as I
tell my students. The Cana-
dian society has roughened
and coarsened to an aston-
ishing degree in the last 30
years.
First, the Steakhouse and
Tavern. As a kid working on
the boats on the Upper
Lakes, I was excited and a
little scared when I saw that
sign 'in American ports: Du-
luth, Detroit, Chicago.
I came from the genteel
poverty of Ontario in the
Thirties, and I was slightly
appalled, and deeply attract-
ed by these si>;ns: the very
thought that drink could be
publicly advertised. Like
any normal, curious kid, I
went into a couple, ordered a
two-bit whiskey, and found
nobody eating steaks, but a
great many people getting
sleazily drunk on the sanie.
Not the steaks.
In those days, in Canada,
there was no such creature.
The very use of the word
"tavern" indicated iniquity.
It, was an evil place. We did
• -have beer "parlours", later
exchanged for the euph-
emism "beverage rooms"..
But that was all right. Only
the lower element went
there,and they closed from 6
p.m. to 7:30, or some such, so
that a family man could get
home to his dinner. Not a bad
idea.
In their homes, of course,
the middle and upper class
drank liquor. Beer was the
working -man's drink, and to
be shunned.' It was around
then that some wit reversed
the old saying, and came out
with: "Work is the curse of
the drinking class," a neat
version of Marx's(?) "Drink
is the curse of the working
classes."
If you called on someone in
those misty days, you were
offered a cuppa • and some-
thing to eat. Today, the host
would be humiliated if he
didn't have something hard-
er to offer you.
Now, every hamlet seems
to have its steakhouse, com-
plete with tavern. It's rather
ridiculous. Nobody today can
afford a steak. But how in the
living world can these same
people afford drinks, at cur-
rent prices?
These steakhouses and
taverns are usually pretty
sleazy joints, on a par with
the old beverage room,
which was the optiome , of
sleaze. It's not all the fault of
the owners. though they
make nothing on the steak
and 100 per cent on the
drinks (minimum). It's just
that Canadians tend to be
noisy and crude and profane
drinkers.
And the crudity isn't only
in the pubs. It has crept into
Parliament, that august in-
stitution, with a prime min-
ister who used street langu-
age when his impeccable
English failed, or he wanted
to show how tough he was.
It has crept into our educa-
tion system, where teachers
drink and swear and tell
dirty jokes and use language
in front of women that I, a
product of a more well-man-
nered, or inhibited, your
choice, era, could not bring
myself to use.
And the language of to-
dlUy's students, from Grade
one to Grade whatever,
would curl the hair of a sail-
or, and make your maiden
aunt grab for the smelling
salts. Words from the lowest
slums and slummiest barn-
yards create' rarely a blush
on the cheek of your teenage
daughter.
A graduate of the depres-
sion, when people had some
reason to use bad language,
in sheer frustration and an-
ger, and of a war in which
the most common four-letter
word was used as frequently,
and absent-mindedly, as salt
and pepper, have not inured
me to what our kids today
consider normal.
Girls wear T-shirts that
are not even funny, merely
obscene. As do boys. Saw one
the other day on an other-
wise nice lad. Message:
"Thanks, all you virgins —
for nothing".
The Queen is a frump. God
is a joke. The country's pro-
blems are somebody else's
problem, as long as I get
mine.
I don't, deplore. I don't ab-
hor. I don't impiore. I merely
observe. Sadly. We are turn-
ing into a nation of slobs.
Craft Talk
By Louisa Rush
It seems that whenever I
am in a group and they know
I am writing this column, I
invariably get asked "Who
invented knitting and cro-
chet?" and I cannot give an
exact answer, as nobody
knows.
They have both flourished
in different cultures far
apart from one another in
many parts of the world,
separated by oceans and
continents, They have even
found pieces of knitted fabric
when opening the ancient
tombs . of Egypt! And I am
sure that in the days of the
Bible, the fisherman must
have used a hook to make
and mend his nets. Have you
ever watched native fisher-
men in Europe and in the
South? They use a big
wooden hook to make their
nets; that's one form of cro-
chet, or you could call it
macrame, which is crochet's
cousin.
Have you ever seen the
chain -mail armour used by
'the Knights in' the Middle
A in the museums of
ges
Europe? That too is a form of
crochet! The armourer used
a hook and strings of hot
metal, and so made the
"stitches".
In the history of costume,
there are references to a
technique much like crochet
among the ancient Egyp-
tians. This existed and was
common to all the Mediter-
ranean countries and North
Africa, and flourishes even
today.
The openness of the cro-
chet provides an agreeable
amount of ventilation by
day, while the fibres provide
warmth against the evening
chill. Have you ever found
yourself slipping on an open-
work knittedor crocheted
shawl , against the possible
chill of air conditioning?
I will continue with the
interesting story of crochet,
which incidentally ,is the
French word for hook. But
this week I would like to con-
clude at this point in the
story, and urge those of you
that have not yet learned the
art to give it a try.
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The five basic stitches of
crochet are illustrated and
once you have mastered
these, you are on your way.
The leaflet carries instruc-
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left-handed, so there is no
excuse for you to say you
cannot crochet.
I once had a little girl of
twelve visiting me for a few
days, and she was fascinated
with craft work, but was not
receiving any instruction in
school. While here, she
learned the . basic steps of
crochet from this leaflet!
As you are learning, make
these interesting and easy
place mats, for they are both
easy and quick to do, and the
instructions are on the same
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bon is woven in and out the
open stitches.
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This week's pattern is a
simple one that even a begin-
ner can try! Chain loops are
light and delicate but very
effective in crochet. The in-
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coffee table mat are on Leaf-
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