HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance-Times, 1984-05-23, Page 30;1,
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The younget,people don't
know wit • you're , talking
about. The peaple your own
age are .either deaf or dead,
and dorritt know what you're
tl about either..
Well, that Was a recent ex-
perience,' T was asked to
speak at a Chamber of Com-
merce •dinner .in Perth,
where I was reared, after a
fashion.
Special theme of the even-
ing w sthe celebration of the
15Oth' 'birthday of the Perth
Courier, the second oldest
weekly newspaper in
Canada. 11
Perth, down in Eastern
Ontario,, was a centre of cul-
ture and class (rich and
poor), when Ottawa was a
brawling lumbertown and
Toronto was Muddy York.
My speech was the ideal
moment for a lapse into ro-
tundic hysteric hyperbole,
and plain old bull -roar. I suc-
cessfully avoided all three,
as is my wont.
I just told the truth, as al-
ways. And, as always, I re-
ceived a standing ovation.
The standing ovation, which
used to be a rare and heart-
felt response to a speech in
which a politician promised
new roads, new docks, or a
new post office, has become
as emotional as a good
sneeze.
It is now a chance for
people to get off their bums,
up from those • hard chairs
borrowed from the funeral
director, on which they have
squatted for two hours or so,
and stretch their arthritic
joints. It also signals the end
for those who have fallen
asleep. You can hear the
groan of relief welling be-
neath the hearty handclap -
ping.
I didn't praise the Cham-
ber of Commerce. In fact I
stuck a needle into them. As
a former weekly editor, I
know all about the Chamber
of Commerce, in another
town. We met monthly if we
could get a quorum. There
were always four of us. I
guess that was a quorum:
the President, two members
dragged out of the pub or off
the curling rink, anti!., ink,, bs
reporter. Talk of saw Ie4as-
tries, new approaches to..
tourism, and "a gene 1 up-
grading from the p90040.•
,
meters floated ,through .
air for two hours, theh, we'd.
all go happily home, for
another month.
This one was &little differ-
ent. The officials talked in
hundreds of thousands of
dollars, mostly government
grants, where we used to talk
about the impossibility of
raising $200 for a tourist in-
formation booth. At any rate,
the Perth Chamber was gra-
cious and exceedingly gener-
ous. l think the whole trip
didn't cost me more than
$100.
I also needled the publish-
er of the Perth Courier, but
rather gently °I've been over
that route, and publishers
get the needle from readers
so regularly that they barely
feel it, except when it goes to
the bone or the heart, which
it does every time.
What shook me was how
old a lot of people were.
There I was feeling a ripe old
twenty-eight, and these
ancients came shuffling up
and saying, "Hey, Bill, re-
memer the time we ... ?"
My only resort was to say,
"Hoor you?" When I found
out I was mortified.
A great strapping chap
stuck out his hand and said,
"Bill?" I responded, "Hoor
you?" He just said, "Roy",
and there I was confronted,
and recognizing a first cou-
sin I hadn't seen since 1945,
he just out of the navy, I just
out of the air force, having a
couple of beers together. We
hadn't seen each other, or
exchanged so much as a
card, since.
A few other faces emerged
from the bald heads and
lined faces: Cam Chaplin, a
raw-boned dairy farmer who
tackled in football like a
brick wall hitting a heap of
marshmallows; Jack Scott,
another boy of the same ilk;
Kay Lightford, sister of my
old college room -mate, and
her brother, Grover, a wi-
dower with six children who
married a widow with four,
and who grasped me earn-
estly by the lapels and told
me I should consider marry-
ing again.
Aside from a few, it was a
family reunion. My big sis-
a
ter, dimmer, who instigated
• the whole affair, put me 'up
for' three' days and tried to
forceOW-me. Her son, Pete,
and Air C'iagada captain, just
happened; to drift up from
Montreal, .and his little sis-
ter, Heather, took a jaunt
downronl,. Pembroke. I used
to baby-sit them. My little
sister, a nurse, drove with
her husband, some white-
haired old guy called Jack
Buell, with whom I'd played
football forty years ago,
floated in from Brockville.
We had quite a time, swap-
ping lies and figuring out
who was dead, who'd had a
stroke, who was divorced
and why. We'll probably not
ever be together again until
the day my ashes arrive in
an urn.
Something unusual, and
very moving for me, Occur-
red at the dinner. I was told
that an elderly gentleman, or
as some put it, "an old
man", had been waiting out-
side the hall for about two
hours, wanting to see me.
A bit bewildered, I told
them to have him come in,
And I finally nailed the old
devil who has been writing
me for years, signing him-
self, at first, "Your TV Re-
pairman", and later, over
the years, just "YTVR".
I knew he lived in. West-
port, Ont., but couldn't
answer his blunt and caustic
comments, his kind and en-
couraging notes, his sensi-
tive letter when my wife
died.
And there he was. He
wouldn't come in to dinner.
He had to drive home, in the
dark, at over 80 years. He'd
come all that way just to say
hello, Smiley. He gave me a
gift which I thought might be
a chamber -pot, with his
sense of humor, neatly.wrap-
ped. It turned out to be .a
beautifully handwrought
wooden bowl, which I shall
treasure. More about him
later.
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As you did not enclose -the
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The two rows that I have
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May 27
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Making his Canadian
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