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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance-Times, 1984-05-09, Page 19FGrPOi,19 who live in Today, I raise my glasses in a toast to all my friends who are bespectacled. We are a fine bunch, those of us who view the world from be- hind storm windows. Nobody knows the trouble we see, or do not see. Like all people who wear glasses I often wish I didn't. A while back, I invested in a tether arrangement which meant I could `wear my glasses or not. When I need- ed to consult a menu or my horoscope it was simply a matter of lifting the frames into place and pressing on. When the reading was done, I simply dropped them, and they sat chained on my chest, like an eccentric neck- lace. This appliance would, I hoped, delude folks into thinking I wore glasses only for reading. The truth is that I wear glasses for actual see- ing, and for not falling down open manholes. But we all know that glasses are not glamorous or youthful. The only models who wear glass- es on television are the ones who keep dipping them into soapsuds for some reason. I wanted the tether to give me facial freedom, to relieve my nose of its loathsome burden and to look like Mrs. Pyn- chon on the old Lou Grant show. Most people who wear glasses have this complex about how much better they look without them. I blame Dorothy Parker, an Ameri- can writer who penned those d HEY KIDSI LEARN TO DRAW WITH DANNY COUGHLAN deathless lines about men not making passes at girls who wear, glasses. This is an untrue observation of course and Dorothy Parker only made it because of the way "glasses" and "passes" rhymed. I'm a writer and I know how her mind worked. In fact, Ms. Parker would be surprised to know how many passes have been re- ceived, intercepted and com- pleted by girls who wear glasses. What Dorothy Parker may have meant was that people with glasses may puzzle, on the most effective way to nuzzle. For it is a fact that when two bespectacled people attempt to hug and kiss, they sort of lock' frames and it's just one click after another unless they take the things off and go at one another blindly. My boyfriend Walter took me to a movie when we were both in grade nine. What a conundrum. Should I let him put his arm around the back of the seat and hug me a little'? With glasses on, this was awkward since every time I inclined my head to- ward his, the frame of my glasses stabbed him in the acne. On the other hand, if I took the glasses off there went the movie and Walter would have wasted his money. I'm a practical person. I left the glasses on, enjoyed the movie and lost Walter. I continue to be practical. The tether was \only margin-' ally successful and has in fact been stowed in the left- hand top drawer of the china cabinet which is where we keep useless valuables like chopsticks and expired driv- ers' licenses. Now I wear my glasses for life's daily hurly and burly. On those wild and crazy evenings when I want facial freedom I leave my glasses at home and hope that no- body will ask me to read the minutes of the last meeting aloud. Why did .I give up that tether which allowed me to wear my glasses on an on - again off -again basis? The tether itself hung down from behind my ears and tickled me and nearly drove me nuts. This of course explains the second couplet in Dorothy Parker's famous rhyme about glasses; "But a lass who is spectacled, may get her neck tickled." DOPY a 103- 1. 03 1. Here's Danny's complete drawing. 2. Finish what Danny started. 3. Now try it yourself! Vase is one -of -a -kind By James G. McCollam Member, Antique Appraisers Association of America Q. 1 have a blue vase with a crab design. It nine inches tall and has the enclosed mark on the bottom; it is also signed "S.E.W." I would appreciate any- thing you can tell me about it. A. This was made by the Newcomb College pottery around the turn of the cen- tury. It was decorated by a student named Sabrina Wells and would sell for at least$800. The products of the New- comb College pottery in New Orleans are quite valuable due to the relative scarcity of these one -of -a -kind vases. COPY for Crossroads Classi, fieds must be received by 5 p.m Thursday of week prior to publication. FOR SALE ANDERSON fertilizer: Spe- cial prices on present stock of 46 per cent Urea, 6-24-24 and 16-16-16. Other analysis available. Discount for quantity. T -rail duals in stock. Delivery available. Nuffield 1060 with power steering. Weed Sprayer; 30 ft. Versatile cultivator $1375; 4,5,6 and 7 furrow semi - mounted plows. ABM Farms Ltd., near Molesworth, Elmer Martin, Brussels, 887- 9043; Alvin Martin, Listowel, 291-3770. RAWLEIGH Products avail- able from Marg Heinmiller, Palmerston, phone 343-2347. 1976 CLASS 'A' motor home, 25', 440 motor, Michelin tires, cruise control, tilt steering, AM -FM tape deck, spare tire and wheel. Phone 356-2220. MORRY'S Trailer Sales. Prowler, Golden Falcon, Park models, Starcraft hardtops, truck campers and caps, 5th wheels, parts, ac- cessories, repairs and rent- als. Consignment selling. Open 9 a.m. to 8 p.m., 5 p.m. Saturday, closed Wednesday and Sunday. Highway 4 be- tween Hanover and Walker- ton. Phone 364-3748. CONSOLE TABLE—Sheraton style, made in first quarter of 19th century. .1111=111\ crossroads Published every Wednesday by Wenger Bros. Limited as the lifestyle and entertainment section in The Listowel Banner, The Wingham Advance - Times, The Mount Forest Confederate and The Milverton Sun. Members,of the Canadian Community Newspaper Association, Ontario Community Newspaper Association and the Ontario Press Council. Controlled distri- bution in Ariss, Arthur, II rayton, Harriston, Moorefield, Palmerston, Bloom- ingdale, Breslau, Conestogo, Elmira, Heidelberg, Linwood, Mdiryhill, St. Clements, St. Jacobs, Wallenstein, Wellesley. and West Montrose. Display and Classified advertising deadline — 5:00 p.m. Thursday week prior to publication date. Advertising and Production The Listowel Banner 188 Wallace Ave. N:, P.O. Box 97, Listowel, Ont. N4W 3H2, Accounting and Billing The Wingham Advance -Times Josephine St., P.O. Box 390, Wingham, Ont. NOG 2W0 The Listowel Banner 291-1660, The Wingham Advance -Times 357.2320. The Mount Forest Confederate 323-1550. The Milverton Sun 595-8921. DUTCH windmills. Phone 357-1403. Q. This inlaid mahogany table has a marble top. It has been in our family for over 100 years. I would appreciate any- thing you can tell me about it. A. This is a Sheraton con- sole table and was made in the first quarter of the 19th century. It is a beautiful and choice antique that would probably sell for at least $2,000. Q. You use so many words in your column that I don't understand. Would you please explain what "moriage" means? A. Moriage is a method of decorating china with a series of small raised dots. The results are similar to decorating a cake. Most moriage was made in Japan. 2rrb FARMERS, before you buy your hog slats check with the Lahman line of farrow to finish reinforced concrete hog slats. Paul Lahman 699- 4501, after 6 p.m. 699-4173. 2,9,16,23 Actress Helen Hayes was born at Washington, D.C., on Oct. 10, 1900. OVERHEAD doors of all types for car garages to extra Large farm buildings or shops. Free estimates, also cash and carry. Save money buy, direct„,GARge Doors of Ontario Li i ci., ,Phone Guelph 1-821'-768 Apr.25-Julyll 1" OR 11/4TUBING gates, 10, 12, 14, 16 and 18' gates in stock. Feed carts 10, 12 and 16. bushel. Self locking cattle head rails. E. S. Martin Welding, RR 1, Linwood, Ontario. 519-698-2283. - Mar. 7 -May 30 FOR SALE TRS;) Model 4 Computer complete with two disc drives., 4 mos. old, 6 software packages plus games. Phone 323-1604. WE HAVE Progressive Euchre score cards; Court Whist tally cards; and Bridge score pads at The Listowel Banner, 188 Wallace Ave. N. Listowel. WANTED TO RENT PROFESSIONAL couple with two children wishes to rent house in the country, starting July or August. Ex- cellent references. Could share farm work. Phone col- lect (613) 628-5731. REAL ESTATE FOR SALE ONE OWNER 2 bedroom bungalow, 26 years old in Molesworth, new aluminum siding, new roof, paved driveway, large lot for garden. George Hayden (519) 335-6293. 2, 9, 16, 23 MORTGAGES WE BUY and arrange first and second mortgages on residential property and farms. Phone Bill Currie now at 291-3800, 8:30 to 5:00 p.m., Monday to Friday. CARS AID' =MKS E 1. 0 DODGE Ompit4,0y11, 4 speed, dance xIIKK Patio fied, needs pai..rlt, .$8,000 or best offer. Phone 3574048, 9-16 1973 TOYOTA Corolla 1600; 2 door, good condition, 65,000 miles, $600 or best offer. Phone 338-2943. 1972 FORD F 100 pickup, 360 automatic $80.0 or best offer, also many new parts. Phone 335-3177 after 6 p.m. 2, 9,16 THE BOUNTY HUNTER WANTED Used cars - trucks -motorcycles - motor homes - estate vehicles -repossessions - con- signments - etc. REWARD On the spot cash (bonus money paid for clean, low mileage vehicles of any year) NOTE 20 - 30 cars and trucks in stock for immediate release from $150 as is (dead) or $1,000 and up (alive). Allan Caudle 343-2803 Used Car Country Highway 23 N. between Listowel and Palmerston. Bonded and Licensed Dealer for 18 Years. 11 Years Same Location. Se Bennett for ss BenY P, h' ?k '1' tt, (ri)pttli,3+t' ° lluie!r - CMC $14 - 10ttr St HANOVER Open Mon -wed 9.hpn1 Thurr, -Fr, 9 9 :oat 9.5: pm 364.140 Thermo Panoramic Nobody .. offers you a better replacement window.. - NOBODY! 1'. FREE TINTED GLASS irog v`rdjA„ If you can afford a home, you can afford to protect it'with Thermo Panoramic triple glazed windows. It is the ultimate in thermal protection and comes in a wide selection of styles including a new bow windoW. • ' ;'" Call today for a FREE no cost, no obligation window inspection. Spring installation now being taken. 291-3197 in Listowel. Also in Kitchener 5C Paulander Dr. (519) 744-3325 TENDERS WANTED FOR MOT MIX H.L. 4 Sealed pander's. plearly - marked "H.ot Mix"' will be received until 4.00 .p.m. Monday, May 14, 1984, for supplying arid placing approximately 765 tonnes of H.L. 4, on Albert Street and Helena Street, Lower Town, in the Township of Turnberry. Tender must be submitted on Forms that may be obtained at the Township office, Bluevale, or from the Road Superintendent. Tenders are subject to M.T.C. approval. Lowest or any tender not necessarily -,ac- cepted. Ross Nicholson, Rd. Supt. Twp. of Turnberry Telehone 357.2991, shed 335-3323 'Pa PN,K. OUT LEASING Instead of borrowing the money to buy the car . , why not just borrow the car? Look at these low rates: 1984 Ford Ranger 'S' Pickup Built Ford tough this truck is equipped with a vinyl bench seat, black rear step bumper, paint stripe package. 1984 Ford Escort 4 Dr. Hatchback Equipped with 1.6 litre 4 cylinder engine, automatic transmission, power steering, to tone paint/stripe treatment. $994 month only 1984 Ford Tempo 4 Dr. Sedan Front wheel drive, automatic, power steer- ing, power trunk lid release, tinted glass, dual mirrors, power front disc brakes, rear window defroster, cloth seats and much more! $113' only month 1984 Ford F-150/Pickup With 5 x 50 GVW package, 4 speed manual transmission, power steering, bright low mount swing away mirrors, rear step bumper, 5-P215 x 75 15" tires. only X11 month ° All lease prices are based on a 48 month lease, 18000 km. per year allowance. $3,000 down payment or equivalent trade. in is required. Tax and license are extra. only X85' month 1984 Ford LTD Crown Victoria 4 Dr. With automatic transmission, power steer- ing and brakes, AM/FM stereo, rear win- dow defroster, quartz electric clock, body side moulding and lots more! $190' only month 1984 Ford LTD 4 Dr. Sedan Classic Ford comfort with economical 6 cylinder engine, bench seat, electric rear defroster, remote control mirror. LEASING only $132' month RECEIVE $350 OF FORD TRAVEL VOUCHERS ABSOLUTELY FREE! (Offer good until May 31, 1984) These vouchers are good towards a discount on a one week or longer Iandlair vacation package for two adults travelling together. Vouchers valid until March 31, 1986. Harvey Krotz Ford Wallace Ave. North 291-3520 Listowel Car City Attention Mr. Farmer We are now paying 3 cents per lb. (500 lbs. and up) for FRESH, DEAD or DISABLED clws, horses, steers & heifers For immediate pickup call BRUSSELS PET FOOD SUPPLIES DEAD STOCK DIVISION Small animals picked up FREE of charge. One of our 4 -wheel drive radio dispatched trucks is in your area daily. Dial Toll Free 1-800-265-42.67 or Kitchener 749-7004 24 HOUR SERVICE - 7 DAYS A WEEK For same day pick-up call before 10:00 a.m. Proprietor: Gordon .Johnston 1 ,i.i: ir,u: n:r,: 1h, 'Amer CLEARING FARM AUCTION SALE Of 220 acre farm, full line of farm machinery and misc. items to be held at Lot 34, Con. 10, North Easthope Township, 10 miles south of Milverton or nine miles north of Strat- ford on Highway 19 on Friday, May 11 at 1:00 p.m. PROPERTY: This property consists of 220 acres of which 130 are workable and balance is bushland. The five bedroom 1'/2 storey brick home heated with oil, is fully carpeted with TV room, dining room, living room, modern kitchen and washroom. Bank barn is set up for 70 sow farrowing operation, 36' x 16' silo with roof us- ed for storing mixed grain, 40' x 80' implement shed, (six years old), 20 x 23 chicken barn, and a 24 x 24 tool shop. , NOTE: This is a good productive farm on a highway location with buildings in excellent state of repair and have been well taken care of. TERMS: Property will be offered at approx. 2:00 p.m. Selling subject to a very reasonable reserve bid with 10% down on day of sale and balance in 30 days or when possession is given. MACHINERY: MF No. 205 self-propelled com- bine with cut bar, reels, pick-up and straw chopper`, MF 165 tractor with cab, multi- power, 2400 hrs.; MF 50 gas tractor with Freeman loader, hydraulic bucket, 1400 hrs.; MF 34 10' swather; MF 33.17 -run seed drill with fertilizer; MF 10 baler; MF 37 side rake; MF 31 haymower; MF 130 manure spreader; MF 74 4 -furrow plow; MF 43 3 -furrow plow; George White 32' bale elevator; Kongskilde 10' cultivator; 100 gallon 3 point hitch weed sprayer; George White wagon and flat rack; 6' single auger back -in snow blower; 12' culti- packer; Case power unload grain box; MF 6' scraper blade; 8' John Deere trail cultivator; 36' 6" auger; 10' 4" auger and motor. °` NOTE: This machinery is all in like new condi- tion and has been well looked after. Anyone looking for good clean machinery should plan to attend. MISC. ITEMS: Modern Mill Chopping system, like new; 1000 bales of straw; feed carts; heat (amps; litter carrier and bucket; 7 hp electric motor; forks; shovels; tools; and normal farm items. TERMS: Cash or cheque with proper ID. Auctioneer or proprietor not responsible for accidents on day of sale. Lunch booth available on grounds by Kuhryville Women's Institute. Proprietor: MATHIAS CHRISTMANN 273+1029 Auctioneer: JOHN NICHOLSON Milverton, Ont., 595-9596