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W $DI Z 14) 4,,M, 'SIN SHIP". Starring Maty Astor,
Lois W9.1 &beantlnil girl is graphed at sea. bar a cap,
Ohl and rids crew.•
FRIDAY, 1:311,4"h . RA,INMAKER". Starrk Burt
Lancaster" Katharine Hepburn, Lloyd Bridges. The rain-
maker ends a drought in a small Southwestern town,,mid
pn
brings rgraamce• to a spinster.
SATURDAY, HMO. A41*- ON THE BUSES". Sterrtng Reg
Varney, Bob Grant. When, the Town and Disti}ict B.t,Is Com-
pany fink itSeW short-staffed, it is Inspector Blake who
comes up with the brilliant idea of employing women
drivers. '
SUNDAY, 9:00 ANL -"FUNNY FACE". Starring Fred
Astaire, Audrey Hepburn, Kay Thompson. A fashion mag-
azine photographer talks the editor into sending a girl from
the book store in Paris. '
SUNDAY, 1:00 P.M. -"ANTHONY ADVERSE". Starring
Fredric March, Olivia de Havilland, Donald Woods. A film-
ization of the Nervy Allen book about a young man who
gains maturity ,through adventures in various parts of
early 19th century America and Mexico.
SUNDAY MIDNIGHT -"GANGWAY FOR TOMORROW".
Starring Robert Ryan, Margo, John Carradine. The story
of five defence workers, and how their past lives led to
their assembling in the same cause.
MONDAY MIDNIGHT -°'CARRY ON REGARDLESS".
Stars Kenneth Connor, Sidney James, Liz Fraser. Compli-
cations arise when a domestic agency, which boasts of
its ability to carry on regardless of any request or assign-
ment, tries to live up to its slogan.
TUESDAY, 1:00 A.M.-"ZOMBIES ON BROADWAY". Star-
ring Bella Lugosi, Anne Jeffreys. Two press agents try to
introduce a genuine zombie into a nightclub act.
WEDNESDAY MIDNIGHT -"LOST PATROL". Starring
Victor McLaglen, Boris Karloff. Lost in the desert, a patrol
of British soldiers are shot down by Arab marauders.
Movies on Channel 13
THURSDAY MIDNIGHT -"THE ALIENS ARE COMING",
Starring Tom Mason, Melinda Fee. A daring young astro-
physicist witnesses a pulsating starship from a dying
planet secretly land on Earth. He begins a harrowing
search to prevent the sinister aliens fromsecretly posses-
sing the bodies of humans.
FRIDAY MIDNIGHT -"KING KONG". Starring Jeff
Bridges, Jessica Lange. Updated version of the classic 1933
film. A gorilla terrorizes New York City.
FRIDAY,. 3:00 A.M.-"DETOUR". Starring O. J. Simpson
and Art Carney. New York piano player, in love, with singer
in California, hitchhikes West and gets involved in murder.
SATURDAY, 8:00 P.M. -"A . CARIBBEAN MYSTERY".
Starring Helen Hayes, Barnard Huges. Helen Hayes stars
as the intrepid amateur sleuth Miss Marple, whose advanc-
ing years and support -hose -and -oxfords appearance belies
her shrewdness and wit as she uncovers a complex murder
cast at an exotic resort.
SATURDAY MIDNIGHT -"THE . BUNKER". Starring
Anthony Hopkins, Richard Jordan. A drama about the
events in and around Adolph Hitler's bunker during the
final harrowing days of the collapse of the Third Reich.
Hitler, unable to accept the inevitable collapse of the Third
Reich, alternates between embittered tirades against those
he believes to have betrayed him and irrational delusions
_.of ossible last-minute _turn of events.
SATURDAY, 2:00 A.M.-THE FAILIN-G'OFII.AYMOND".
Starring Jane Wyman, Dean Stockwell. -Drama about a stu-
dent seeking revenge against a school teacher.
SUNDAY, 8:00 P.M. -"V: THE FINAL BATTLE". Conclu-
sion to the original V where the people of Earth are being
taken over by legions of alien visitors from deep space.
They appear to be human and claim to be on a mission of
peace. Part 1 of 3. The false friendship of outer space aliens
who have taken control of the world is exposed when a
small band of resistance fighters prove on Global TV that
the aliens are really reptilian creatures hiding inside a
skin -like covering which makes them appear human.
MONDAY, 9:00 P.M. -"V: THE FINAL BATTLE". Pt. 2-3.
StarsMarc Singer, Faye Grant. To thwart the schemes of
the dominating force of alien invaders who have shackled
, the world, a brave band of resistance fighters draw on the
wisdom of a professional soldier to counterattack and res-
cue their prisoned commander with a spectacular raid to
halt the alien hijacking of the earth's water supply.
TUESDAY, 9:00 P.M. -"V: THE FINAL BATTLE". Stars
Marc Singer, Faye Grant. To free the world from control
by the alien intruders, freedom fighters turn to a strange
weapon - a little girl, half human, half reptile who has the
awesome power to destroy the enemy and conquer a nu-
clear attack.
TUESDAY °MIDNIGHT-"FATSO". Starring Dom Deluise,
Anne Bancroft. A man who is hungry for love - but even
hungrier for Chinese food, hot dogs and chocolate cake -
faces a choice between his girl friend and hisgluttony in
this comedy of romance and calories.
WEDNESDAY MIDNIGHT -"POLICE STORY: NO MAR-
GIN FOR ERROR". Starring Glenn Ford, Lana Wood. A
determined police chief comes under fire when two inno-
cent people die in separate police shoot-outs - forcing one
guilt -laden officer to the brink of self-destruction.
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Terrytunes 8
Alvin and the Chip-
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The Green Hornet 57
Leave It to Beaver 3
Flintstones 13
News 6, 7, 7D, 4D, 5D
12:25 Agri -News 13
12:30 The Young and
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All in the Family 5
Super 'Pay Cards 11
Tattletales 13
By BILL SMILEY
I hate to admit it, after
what I've written in the past,
but I'm sitting in, Florida when he manipulated my
writing this column. It shoulder in and out of its
makes me feel like a heel, socket. I have a low pain
knowing that my friends are threshold. In other words, I
going through the dying groan and grunt when some -
throes of that chancy month thing hurts. No stiff upper lip
of April for me.
I don't want to be here. I My friends, looking at my
despise myself for sitting in depressed, dilapidated coun-
Sarasota, in my shorts,look-
ing out the window at a. lot of
palm trees and a smah1 nam-_ a
made lake where the ducks
come splashing in.
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News 10, 3, 8
1:00 Don Harron Show 13
Citylights 57
Let's Make a Deal 6
Days of Our Lives 11,
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All My Children 7, 8,
5, 3, 10
1:30 Galloping Gourmet 57
As the World Turns 6,
7D, 4D
2:00 Laverne & Shirley 57
Wok With Yan 8, 3, 5,
10
One Life to Live 7, 11
Another World 5D, 13
2:30 Coronation Street 5
Capitol 7D, 4D
Good Company 3
Do It For Yourself 8,
10
It's Your Move 6
City Life 57
3:00 Three's Company 8
Minder 5
20 Minute, Workout 10
Soapbox 11
Do It For Yourself 3
Quincy 57
General 1ospital 7, 13
More Re People 5D
The Guiding Light 6,
7D, 4D
Bill Smiley
Oh to be in Florida
when
wanted
cause
I arrived. He just
to get rid of me be -
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dented it thoroughly. They
walked on his carpets with
wet feet. They wanted to go
to the beach when he wanted
to lie down. I'm used to this,
but he's not!
As a result, while his hos-
pitality remained impec-
cable and extremely gener-
ous, he was smiling more
and more through clenched
teeth. He is used to people
tenance urged me to go, jumping when he says,
"Just to get away from "Jump!", I'm used to an 6:
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h•ngs."I didn't wait to get argument such as, "Where
away -from anyt ing.111 edde -we- jump -tu fandad?"
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3:30 Coming Attractions 10
Good Times 5D
Carol Burnett 8
All in the Family 3
4:00 Love Connection 13
Beverly Hillbillies 3, 8
Young People's
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I Love Lucy 10
Hercules 6
Eight is Enough 7D,
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Jeffersons 5D
20 Minute Workout 57
The Young and the
Restless 11
Do It for Yourself 5
4:30 Toronto Rocks 57
All in the Family 5D
One Day at a Time 8
Special 7
Jeffersons 10, 3
Going Great 5
Gilligan's Island 6
Laugh In 13 •
5:00 Wheel of Fortune 13
Little House on the
Prairie 11
Family Feud 7D, 4D
Barney Miller 5D
Three's Company 3
The Price Is Right 8,
10, 57
Coming Attractions
Videos 5
Charlie's Angels 6
5:30 News 3, 7D, 4D, 5D
Newscope 7
Three's Company 5
WKRP 13
It literally hurts me inside
when I lie on a ,chaise lounge
beside the swimming pool
and consider what a rotten
traitor I am to my class, my
friends, my way of life and
my principles. Sometimes a
tear rolls down my face. I'm
never quite sure whether it's
self -disgust or the sun being
too strong on my wintry blue
eyes.
However, you'll be glad to
know that I didn't want to
come here. I fought it as
cleverly as a fox trying to
out -fox the hounds. I had
several friends who invited,
me to come down and stay
with them. My little brother,
the Colonel, called me up a
couple of times, and de-
manded what flight I would
be on, before I'd even
thought of getting a ticket.
He was quite peremptory, as
is his wont. He gave me a
great deal of useless advice,
as though I had never been
outside the country before,
even though I've travelled
all over the U. K., Europe,
and most of Canada, never
missing a connection or a
flight.
Then my physiotherapist
got on my back. He thought a
good couple of weeks of that
Florida sunshine would be
great for my broken
shoulder. It's worse than
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putting out the garbage on . Anyway, somehow, I, g
Tuesday morning, then go- conned into two days at Dis-
ing back to bed. I thoroughly neyworlfd with_Kim andthe
enjoyed my. daily • trip .to the kids. My brother had enough
library. I'd begun to get used sense to stay home.
to staying awake all night Dragging my arthritic old
and leaping up at the crack foot around, I managed to
of noon for a delightful snack keep up with them for the
of the last of last night's first day, including rides
Chinese food or fried chicken that, even as an old fighter
or pizza. Washed down with pilot, I wouldn't have had the
strong tea, it's better than guts to go on by myself. I
many a meal I have eaten. whimpered through all of the
An old pilot friend offered rides once, but on the many
to drive me down. A com- repeats the kids and their
plete hedonist and a recent mother elected, I declined
widower, like me, he really with regrets.
put the pressure on. I still Second day, I spent most of
stalled. He was disgusted. it in the shade, reading a
He's worked all his life, ... pocket snovel and people -
HARD, and he's going to en- watching. I saw tiny kids run
joy his last years if it kills on the concrete, trip, fall on
him. It was tempting, but I their noSes and bleed and
hung tough. . wail profusely. I saw many
Then came the real pres- oldster charging around, on
sure. My daughter Kim, with and off ridesin and out olf
a recent small inheritance, exhibits, with incredible
after living on welfare and " stamina, and a young
short spurts of work, with mother, with none left,
f s ur degrees, and some help 4, standing in a stupor, with a
fr
he
spri
e old folks, decided to
ut for Florida on her
break. She. and the
kids were going to see Uncle
Blake in Sarasota, and ex-
pecting me to scoop them up
and take them to Disney -
world.
Since I hadn't seen them
_ since Christmas, and I like to
keep track of my grandboys,
I succumbed: gave up, gave
in, and headed south.
I am thankful to say that
my grandboys drove my bro-
ther almost out of his nut in
the two days before I arriv-
ed. They got a terrible sun-
burn their first day, after ig-
tiny babe draped over her
shoulder and two other tykes
clutching at her skirts and
fussing at her through ex-
haustion.
Disneyworld is a master-
piece of puppets electronic
and visual marvels, and ex-
hibits. It is also very clean,
something like a giant EXPO
67 . . . a wonderland for
children! See it if you can.
Now I must seriously think
about the real things in life,
like my income tax forms
lurking at home, frozen
chicken pies, galoshes. If I
linger here, I'll be faced with
noring his advice about sun a host of blossoms whose
lotion and such goop. Kim names I can't even spell .. .
knocked over and broke one jacaranda, oleander, hibis-
of his treasures. The boys cus, etc. No , red-blooded
threw a ball against the Canadian should be faced
screen around his pool and with such a choice!
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