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At wit's end
by Erma 8ombeck
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The Stepfamilies are .coni
ing!
The Stepfamilies are Com-
ing!
Not only are their numbers
On the rise, but because 75
per cent of divorced women
and 83 per cent of divorced
men remarry, by 1990 there
will be more stepfamilies
than traditional ones.
I was a stepchild back in
the days when they were
rare and had a lot of bugs to
be worked out. My grand-
mother, sparked by to low
threshold of boredom, was
married five times. At fam-
ily reunions, there was no
such thing as a family re-
semblance. We never knew
what it was, so we never
knew if we had it.
I had a whole brother and a
half sister. She in turn had a
half brother, a half sister, a
stepsister, and a full sister.
We always prefaced every
meetingwith,
Yo
ur
father?" and went from
there. We had half -aunts,
uncles by'divorce, and a few
dozen cousins by association.
We racked up stepchildren
three years younger than
their stepmothers, brothers
who couldn:t begin to spell
their sister'$ last name, and
grandfathers who were
never too sure who you were.
I went to a funeral once and
wept like a baby over an aunt
who was never related to me.
Just last week I said in a
column that I saw no need
whatsoever for a home com-
puter. I take that back. If
there is one area that needs a
storage unit for names and
relationships, that can be
printed out in a matter of
seconds, it's the stepfamily.
Take the child whose di-
vorced mother had four
children and married a wi-
dower with five, all under 18.
He was the only kid in town
with two brothers named
Jimmy, a brother and a sis-
ter a month apart and two
sisters 12 days apart. A rab-
bit on a good day couldn't top
that.
The record-keeping alone
of these families is enough to
boggle the mind. Traditional
families have enough pro -
Mems keeping track of im-
munizations and school rec-
ords without having to figure
out who had their tonsils out
and who didn't.
The computer would not
only keep pace with how
many tickets are needed for
graduation and seats for the
wedding, but whether or not
the separation would allow
for three mothers and three
fathers to sit in peace and
love to be scattered through-
out the crowd.
I had a terrible time once
explaining to a teacher about
the twins in our family who
were six and eight who had
the same last name. They
were not twins to each other
in her class because the six-
year-old twin got held back
when they moved with their
father, and the eight-year-
old twin lived with his
mother in another town.
I don't know why they
looked alike.
Someone should have kept
better records.
UNEXPLAINED
MYSTERIES. By Thomas G.
Gunning. Illustrated with
Photographs and Prints.
Dodd, Mead and Company
(Canada) Ltd., Toronto. 112
pp.
Reviewed by
PERCY MADDUX
Do you know a' Col. Faw-
cett who was lost in the
jungle of Brazil in 1925 and
has not been heard of since?
Do you know of a man called
Cooper who jumped out of an
airplane in 1971 with $200,000
and was never found, al-
though half the money was
found?
Have you heard of a dino-
saur -like creature in Central
Africa called Mokele-
mbembe (the one who stops
the river)? Of course, you
know that Jonah was swal-
lowed by a whale and was in-
side it three days until cast
up on the shore, but do you
believe that in 1890 James
Bartley was swallowed by a
whale in the South Atlantic
and lived to tell about it after
being inside the whale for
two days? %
These are only four of the
nine mystery tales related
byThomas G. Gunning in his
B
book `Unexplained NCys.
teries". This is an exciting
and fascinating volume, with
every story an enjoyable
one.