HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance-Times, 1985-10-23, Page 24Page 8A—Crossroads,-Oct. 23, 1985
Mainstream Canada
Lowering the barriers
to the future
By Tony Carlson
Just as there is no such
thing as a free lunch, there is
also no such thing as free
trade.
Not in the sense of a no -
holds -barred free-for-all at
any rate.
But the federal govern-
ment's decision to pursue a
new ,trade agreement with
the United States is a historic
one which promises to put
this country on a solid foot-
ing for the future.
Ottawa's intention to seek
the broadest possible pack-
age of reductions to tariff
and non -tariff barriers has
produced predictable hand -
wringing among those who
lack confidence in Our ability
• to compete.
Much has been written,
and many more trees will die
so that Canadians can read
how such a scheme puts the
very existence of our country
• at risk.
But the political •and
economic realities of the
world of the 1980's and be-
yond argue convincingly that
it is at best shortsighted to
cling to such protectionist
nervousness.
For one thing, the trade
barriers strung along the
49th. parallel (and the
eastern extension of the
border) already allow most
commodities through with-
out restriction.
The arrangement to be
hammered out over the next
year or so promises only to
lower those hurdles which do.
exist,'in the knowledge that •
they can never be elininated
entirely. - '
Thus we face. not a giant
leap of faith into the • un-
known, but a short stride for-
ward, .recognizing that
though it is a direction,
the path is one that must be
taken.
The •long and short. of it is
' this; we need guaranteed ac-
cess to the•U.S. market to en-
sure the basic viability of our
industry- in an international
marketplace that is be-
-coming fiercely competitive.
•
If we can't compete in the
North American market, we
haven't a hope of going head
to head with the rising stars,
the Singapores of the world.
Many people feel that free
trade means good-bye
Canada the country, hello
Canada the 51st state.
There's no reason that
should happen, especially if
we look to free trade as an
opportunity, the kind of jolt
that forces our society to get
serious about our interna-
tional competitiveness.
The Dutch and the Austri-
ans accept the necessity of
aligning their economic
policies with the giant West
- German economy on 'their
doorsteps. In the process,
they've preserved their
identities and uniqueness.
And, says John Bulloch,
president of the 73,000 -mem-
ber Canadian Federation of
Independent Business, look
at the Australians.
"They'd give their eye-
teeth to be sitting next door
to a market like the U.S.," he
says. "The future is in find-
ing and developing market
niches, and this kind of trade
agreement will open up un-
told numbers of opportun-
ities." -
Small businesses share
Bulloch's optimism. In two
recent studies, CFIB mem-
bers voted more than three
to . one in favor of Canada -
U.S. free trade and eight to
one for removal of provincial
trade barriers.
That's the confidence we
need: confidence not only to
compete in the most entre-
preneurial'. -arena
ntrepreneurial`.-arena "in' the
world but also to face the
future with an open mind.
•
48 Hrs is a cops -and -rob-
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white cop and a black con
must team up to track flown
two killers. And it all hap-
pens in just 48 Hrs., Sattir-
day, November 2,. 9:00-11:00
p.m. on CTV Television.
IL GO OV
GREEN
Add one more bit of the list
in Schultz's police record.
Breaking and entering. And
he's done it so often now that
the family accuses him of
being a iabitual criminal.
Schultz has never been con-
vinced that he should be ask-
ed to stay in the kennel with
the other dogs, unless there's
some copulating to be done
out there. Nor will he consent
to stay in the barn. If I am
over here working in my
study in the stone house, he
, can, of course, do as he damn
well pleases. There's no
furniture here that isn't al-
ready a wreck. But as soon
as I go over to the big house,
Schultz must come too, and
there he will always find the
softest, warmest place avail-
able. Which is generally the
sofa in the front room. And
the little woman has now
come to the place where she
is ready to skin him alive.
She's getting as fed up with
Schultz as she is with me.
In her defence, however, it
must be admitted , that
Schultz does have very big
feet. And even on dry days
these feet are likely to be
luxuriantly muddy. And now
we have• come again to the
juicy time of the year.
We were pretty fair about
it at first. We talked tlpe
matter over with Schultz,
and he seemed to listen
contritely enough. We show-
ed him the door and told him
to leave his big homely car-
cass outside for all time. But
Schultz has that convenient
kind of conscience which
ceases to be a drawback the
moment there is no one to
watch. Just as surely as
some careless person would
leave, a door ajar, Schultz
would wait until the coast
had cleared and then head
straight. for his favorite sofa
again.
Or at least we thought that
was the way he , got in. To-
day, after a bitter argument
about who in the world was
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forever leaving the back
door open, someone happen-
ed to see Schultz in the very
act of going through a cellar
window.
Aha! we thought. So now
we know the secret! Reach-
ing for the broom, I took up
my battle station at the head
of the cellar stairs. Only
Schultz knew better than to
come up right away. He had
obviously learned that the
best way to get to that sofa
was to wait until everyone in
the house was outside, or
sleeping or watching tele-
vision. That was his cue to
come quietly up from his
hiding place and nose open
the cellar door.
Only this time I flushed
Schultz out of the cellar, and
battened down the window
which he had jimmied. I�
tossed the broom and some
cusswords at him as he
headed, conscience stricken
as usual, for the woods. The
broom added a little to his
momentum as he disappear-
ed over the horizon.
"Maybe that'll learn you to
keep your place then!" I
hollered at him.
But this evening I find my-
self feeling a bit guilty about
it all. Here I am, administer-
ing shame and punishment
on an otherwise considerate
and perfectly -mannered
fellow just because he wants
something better out of life.
Because he happens to be
somewhat smarter -than
most. Because he has alto-
gether too much ambition.
Because he won't give up.
Come to think of it, those
are just about the noblest at-
tributes there are according
to the school books and all
the gospels. Noble when we
have them ourselves, that is.
But how can I explain to
Schultz when he conies back
from the maple shack to
apologize that he better for-
get those aforementioned
,qualities? How can I explain
that while ' these might
eventually earn me a
Cadillac or a seat in the
Senate, they will get him
nothing but a kick in the
slats?
Just in case Schultz looks
up hurt and hard -done -by
when I break the sad news to
him, I could tell him that he's
not the only one who finds
himself in trouble by being
determined to raise his
At wit's end
by Erma Bombeck
The inside of a house:, o
worship must be the mos
confusing place ' dyer to
child.
There's water .that yo
can't play in, books withou
pictures and mysteriou
doors that no one ever opens
You're never allowed to see
what's' behind you, and the
only thing you have to play
with is' your tongue and
that's punishable by severe
pinching.
One of the problems s we
never really tell ki what
services are all about. All,
they're told is to be quiet and
not talk for an, hour. They
have no idea what we're
doing. When my son was five
years old, , I dragged him. to
confession one Saturday.
Every .time I inched toward
the closed closet door, my
son would start to say some-
thing and I would clap my
hand over`his mouth. Final-
ly, the lliie started ),vith me. I
was next up when he -said, "I
don't. have to go to the bath-
room. I`' went before I left
home," and bolted toward
theparkinglotT'— . --
There's the plight of the
four-year-old who. was in
church on Sunday when the
wine and wafers were passed
out. His mother leaned over
and told him that he was not
old enough' to comprephend
the transubstantiation and
that he was not allowed to
partake in the. Communion:
Later, the collection plate
came by and stopped dead in
front of him. His mother
again leaned over and tried
to coax the nickel out of his
clenched fist. He held firm
and shouted, "If I can't eat, I
won't pay."
f "Faith" is just a word to
t children. They don't know
a what it means, how to get it,
how to keep it or what to do.
u with it. They just pick up bits
t and pieces of conversation
s and try to sound like an
adult. A Sunday school
teacher asked her class if
anyone knew where God' is.
One. little girl said, "He's in
d the'bathroom in the back of
the • church. -When the
teacher pressed her for her
rationale, she said, "My
Mother is always knocking
on the door saying, 'God, are
you still in there?"
Adults become different
people in church. A few
years ago, our son served his
first Mass as an altar boy.
He knew he was supposed to
'ring the bells at a certain
time in the Mass, but he
wasn't sure when, so.he rang
• therm every time he passed
them. Afterthe service, the
,priest _leaned over and said
to me, "It was like serving
Mass, with Quasimodo."
Ordinarily, r would have
roared and sent the story, off
• to—Rea-cler's Digest f sat
there like a mask of tragedy.
Church to a child is low -
noise -level punishment like
holding your body in a vise
and pretending to. arrange
your hair whenthey'/re
really pulling it. Thurch is
lips that sing "Lovetthe little
children"' at the same time
eyes are saying, "You will
never get another Oreo cook-
ie for as long as you live."
Church. is where everyone
talks about joy and love and
happiness, but when some-
one rings bells at the wrong
time we're afraid to laugh.
Why?
standard of living. A good
many humans who have the
same ambition are found
equally obnoxious. How.
many? Well, offhand I'd say
practically every man on
earth who isn't white,
Christian and a subscriber to
the free enterprise system.
0 0 0
I am still receiving
suggestions for ways to cure
Schultz of his egg -stealing.
One irate reader of Scar-
borough scolds me for not
doing what she thinks is the
obvious way to solve the
problem. "Just feed the poor
abused brute!" she tells me.
"He's starving!"
Another lady from Fenelon
Falls tells me that all I have
to do to bring the trouble to a
cease is put my nest boxes
high. enough so, that Schultz
can no longer reach them; to
which I. can only reply that
Schultz, when he stands on
his hind legs is tall enough to
put his front paws on my
shoulders and many of my
hens are so big and fat they
would never get up that high.
Or if they did they would
surely sprain their ankles
jumping down again.
John Green of Belwood (no
relation) who is an authority
on electric fencing of all
sorts, must have taken an
entire evening diagraming a
system which would allow
the hens to enter their nests
quite safely but would at the
same time discourage
Schultz from further
thieving.
I am of course quite grate-
ful for the many suggestions
sent me, but I can now report
that the problem has solved
itself:
My hens have all quit
laying.
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