The Wingham Advance-Times, 1985-06-12, Page 14getting exercise, fresh air
and a keen curiosity about
what's going to happen to-
day.
We know nothing new is
going to happen today. We go
to a big cell, where ladies
type in a little cell within a
bigger cell. We pick up our
little cellular pieces from the
ladies and go off to our indi-
vidual cells, where we spend
the entire day convincing
other people that they should
be happy to evenhave a cell.
Sometimes we are happy,
We go to a big cell and
browse around, . humming
and snuffling things and
touching the untouchables.
But it ends all too soon. We
Cont'd. on Page 7A
Page 2A—Crossroads—June 12, 1985
Bill Smiley
TO BEE OR NOT TO BEE
aimmaimammiosaw
Humans, though not as don't have sexual hang-ups.
tenacious and purposeful as They know that they are
the ant, nor as busy as the workers, or soldiers or what-
' bee, have much in common ever. Humans don't, half the
With them. time, know whether they are
Ants, of course, can't punched, bored, or kicked in
swim. Or they ean, but they „ with a frozen boot.
can't hold their noses when Bees also know who and
they go under, s"o they where they are. Like us, they
drown. Who'd want to be an have a Queen, but theirs
ant? doesn't have to consult .the
Bees, •on. the other hand, Labour Party 'before decid-
can fly, and we can't. But ing what to do about unem-
they are Unable to jump, ployment. She wipes out the
even to a conclusion, and we workers. That automatically
can, so that evens out. . creates new jobs.
We don't have the. single- Imagine a world in which
mindedness of ants. They bees had • unemployment in -
know where they are going, surance. You'd not only have
or what they are doing. We a bee in your bonnet, but a
don't. We go wandering bee in y.our bum, your brain
about and get squashed. and your bra.
They do too, of course, but at Unlike us, ants don't worry
least they were headed about their ants. • We have
somewhere. poor aunts who must be kept
Bees bumble, but never on under cover, rich aunts who
the scale that we do. They must be toadied to, and
zero in on a flower. We stag- crazy aunts who threaten to
ger into a cactus. They go, come and stay with us.
"Vr000m, vr000m!" We Bees don't bother much
flood our. motors and go, about other bees. They just
"Ka-whuck, ka-whunck, ka- buzzabout, sucking honey.
a a glunk!" What a life. They have no
There are other rotten [,ids, frigid wives,
similarities and differences, drunke'h husbands, goofy
none of which prove that grandchildren, aged par -
humans are superior. Ants ents.
AUCTION SALE
Of household effects, car, truck, tractor, travel -
trailer, guns & misc. for
Hugh McCallum
Lot 27, Con. 6, Howick Twp. located 1'/2 miles
east of Fordwich on Con. 6, on
Sat. June -15 12:30 p.m.
APPLIANCES: Gibson 30" electric stove; Gibson
frost -free refrigerator; Gibson aut. portable dish-
washer with butcher block top, all these appli-
ances are matching avocado green and in good
condition: Small electrical appliances.
FURNITURE: Dining room suite consists of ext.
table with leaf, 5 chairs & arm chair, china cabinet
& buffet all good; double ped. desk; table desk
with 2 drawers; chesterbed; 2 French Prov. living
room chairs; Zenith AC -DC port. 12" B&W TV; 2
door cabinet; large gun cabinet with glass doors,
bottom storage space all lock & key; pine storage
box;.• cedar chest; dresser with mirror; easy
chairs; 2 nite tables; single cont. bed; 3 trunks;
luggage; linens; 6'x1.0' area rug; AM -FM radio
cass. recorder; children's' 'games & toys; com-
plete Atari game with 20 assorted game car-
tridges; wallpaper full & part rolls; geographic
books; books, pictures & frames.
TRACTOR: 8N'Ford tractor, good cond.; 2 furrow
3 pt.h. plow, p.t.o. pully, & tractor chains.
CAR: 1980 Dodge Aspen ,car, 4 door; 4 speed
standard with overdrive, p.'s., radio, 84,000 km,
good clean car, selling certified.
TRUCK: 1976 GMC 1/2 ton pick-uptruck, auto.,
p.s. , p. b. , .selling certified.
TRAILER: Rocket 15' travel trailer with screened
in add -a -room, electric heat, gas stove, fridge,
sleeps 6, 3 way lighting, portable potty, clean &
good,
SKI=DOO: 1972 Elan Ski-doo working, with extra
engine & parts; fibreglass ski-boose.
BIKES: Yamaha 70 cc, dirt bike like new;' Yamaha
Enduro 1 25 dirt bike not running,
LAWN TRACTOR: Columbia 11 hip. lawn tractor
with 44" mower, electric start, lights like new,
garden trailer; Mastercraft gas push lawn mower.
GUNS: Winchester pump 22 cal. rifle; Cooey
model 600 bolt action repeater 22 cal. rifle;
Ranger 410 single shot, shot .gun.. Buyers must
have F.A.C. for guns. Crossman 22 cal. air rifle; 2
bow & arrows'.
MISC.: •H.D:' hyd. wood splitter with 4 cyl. engine
good, Bo.y'S' 10 speed bicycle; quantity of elec-
trical & plumbing supplies & fixtures; electric base
board heater; wild bird cages & cage wire; 'hand
tools & tool box; used tires; ext. H.D. , cords;
wooden storm windows; dog house; 4 planter
barrels; wooden picnic table; lawn seat; Can. gas
barbecue. dual control; Royal manual typewriter;.
misc, dishes; meat slicer: wicker pieces; crock;
jugs: plus misc.
Owners or auctioneers not responsible for acci-
dents, Iuss of property or deletions sale day.
Terms - cash or cheque with proper I.D. sale day.
Auctioneers:
BOB GILMORE - 291-3489 ,
DOUG GI-LM:ORE - 2.91-3421
So far, it looks as though
we've got the short end of the
stick, and the ants and the
bees are in clover. But
there's one thing thaj drags
them down to our level. We
all live in cells.
You didn't know this? You
say humans have free will?
You think we can call the
shots, be masters of our own
destiny, choose between
good and evil, live as long as
we like, go to heaven or hell,
decide what to have for din-
ner?
Nonsense, You are sitting
in a cell as you read this. I
am sitting in a cell as I write
it. Maybe ypur cell has a re-
frigerator and an electric
stove, .and mine has an ash-
tray and a filing cabinet. But
th y are cells.
At night, we move from the
TV cell to the cell with the
platform where we, for no
reason, expect to go to sleep.
We wake up in the same
AUCTION SALE
of appliances, furniture, antiques, dishes, garden
tools & misc. for '
Emma Beswetherick
5`85 Toronto St,, Palmerston. Sale held at the
residence on
Sat. June 22 - 12 noon
APPLIANCES: McClary Easy 24" electric stove,
white; Kelvinator refrigerator older style; Moffat
annex wood stove; Simplicity wringer washer.
FURNITURE & ANTIQUES: Chesterfield & chair
older style; Westinghouse stereo, cabinet model;
dining room ext. table with;leaves, drum carving, 6
matching press back chairs; wooden rockdng chair '
with round press leather seat; press back nurser
rocker; fainting couch; odd wooden chairs; variety
.of parlor tables, some with claw feet; press back
high chair with wooden tray; large kitchen cabinet;
sideboard, high with top board; wooden ext. table;
wooden hand washing machine; trunk; mag. rack;
wooden double bed; dresser with mirror, wash
stand with towelbar; laundry cupboard;, swivel
rocker; bird cage on stand; night table; family Bi-
ble half English & half German; Parker alarm clock;
copper" fire ext.; 30 gat milk can; bread -flour pail
mixer: strainer pail; lard pail; coal -oil lantern; 2 milk
cans; copper boiler; pictures & frames; bedding &
linens.
DISHES: 7 piece toilet set; complete dinner set
for 12; partial dinner set-; some good pieces;
glass; variety of everyday dishes; pots & pans.
SAFE: Pyro Guard combination safe, fireproof,
18"x 18"x24".
MISC. & GARDEN: MTD 8 h.p. rear tine garden
tiller & attach.; gas push lawn mower; DeLaval
hand cream separator; turnip pulper; full roll of
barb wire; wooden storm windows; used lumber;
some hand tools; garden tools & misc.
Owners or auctioneers not responsible for acci-
dents, deletions or Toss of property sale day.
Terms - cash or cheque with proper I.D. sale day.
Auctioneers:
BOB GILMORE - 291-3489
DOUG GILMORE - 291-3421
• FARM AUCTION
'Clearing auction sale of tractors, farm machin
er 4, and misc. items to be held at Lot 16, Con.
13, Ellice Twp., 3 miles south of Milverton or 3
miles northeast of Rostock for
Henry Schwindt
on
Sat. June 15 12:30 ,p.m.
TRACTORS: MF No. 245 diesel witIYremotes and
600 hrs., 6 years old in new condition; IH B275
diesel with „Freeman loader.
MACHINERY: MF 3 furrow plow,trip bottom; MF 3
p'. h. 9' double disc; 8' disc; Hergott 9' cultivator;
Kongskilde ' 9' cultivator; New Idea manure
spreader, ground driven; New Idea 7' hay mower;
IH 8' cultivator; stone fork for loader; 2 IH 3 bar
'side rakes; Joe's wagon and 16' flat rack; 6'
grain auger; 2000 lbs. platform 'scale; harrow 6'
- 1 way disc; 150 gal. Spraymotor sprayer; crop
chopper; 18' chain harrow. .
FEED: 9 large round bales of hay.
MISC.. ITEMS: 2 fanning mills; pig crate; 32'
extension ladder; meat barrel; vise; jack -all -jack;
steel fence post; salt and mineral feeder; roto
tiller; 25 gal. milk can; 2 wheel trailer; grain cradle;
grain box for uck; circle saw; truck cap; storm
windows; sc p iron; .sausage press.
NOTE: Be on time as there are not many small
items to be sold.
TERMS: Cash/cheque with .proper ID. Proprie-
tor/auctioneer not responsible for accidents on
day of sale. Lunch booth courtesy of St. Paul's
LCW.
Proprietor:
HENRY SCHWINDT - 595-4257
Auctioneer:
JOHN NICHOLSON - 595-8596
l'c )1'Y for Crossroads l'Iassi-
tieds must he received by 5
p.m. Thursday of week prior
io.puhlication.
crossroads
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21/2 TRACTOR -
TRAILER LOADS
of filing cabinets,
desks, bookcases,
eto all at our usual
low ,prices. Up to
55% off list prices.
Imperfections on
some item's.
We have a com-
plete line of new
desks, chairs, stand-
ard filing cabinets and
insulated file cabinets.
We service and sell ,
electric and electronic
typewriters, along
with an excellent line
of plain paper copiers,
electronic cash regis-
ters, time clocks, cal-
culators and paper
shredders. .
K. A. HAMMOND
• & CO. LIMITED
Moorefield. Ont
Call Keith or'Grf:'q
Hammond
(519) 6382914
or (519) 6382912
or call
Charlie Johnston
1q1 343 291x,
cell, after *nightmares about
being in a cell, and proceed
to a smaller. cell where we
peer at ourselves, shake our
heads gloomily and remove
various normal blessings.
Can you imagine a bee shav-
ing his God-given whiskers?
Then we romp down
through a vertical cell with
no windows to another cell
with orange juice and coffee:
ants and bees get spilled
sugar and honey, no coffee,
no tea, no caffeine problems.
Next, we leave this cell for
a mobile one, with FM radio,
window wipers, and auto-
matic knees, legs, windows.
Meanwhile, the ants and the
bees go about their business,
UCTION A1Es
AUCTION SALE
of Holstein cattle, horses, machinery, misc.
items for
David Zehr
Lot 1 7, Con. 10, Mornington Twp. Located 4
miles north of Millbank on County Road 7, & go
east '/2 mile on
Wed. June 19-- 1.2:30
p.m.
CATTLE: 18 Hol. cows, all milking, running with
Hol. bull 2 months. Most of these cows freshened
early May, machine milked, and will be blood
tested prior to sale, not listed herd.,.15 spring
calves (mixed); 3 Hol. heifers 400-500 lbs,.; 2
Hol. heifers 800-900 lbs. running with bull; grade
HOI. breeder bull approx. 900 lbs. Information on
cows will be given day of sale.
HORSES: One Clyde -Percher -on mare, 5 years
old; 1 Belgian mare, 9 years old, to foal by sale
time; both mares quiet` & well broke; Belgian mare
2' years old, broke to harness; 1 set of team
° harness; 1 double harness; horse collars.
HENS: Approx. 400-450 DeKalb Warren laying
hens, in hen pen, .laying good. -
MACHINERY: Deutz diesel power unit with clutch,
44 h.p. horse drawn; Forano 24-40 steel thresh-
ing machine on steel wheels with belts; 100' 6"
endless ,,drive belt; Gehl 15" belt drive hammer
mill; Ebersol 1 ton feed mixer both good cond.; 4"
feed blower pipes; M.H. 7' grain binder, ground
drive for horses; Int. 15 disc grain & fert. seed drill
on steel; McCormick 1 row horse corn scuffler; 2
McCormick 13 tooth horse cultivators; 24' pipe
hay elevator; Cockshutt 2 furrow disc plow; Cock-
shutt 3 furrow disc plow for parts; M.H. 6' hay
mower horse drawn; J.D. 8' grain binder with slip
clutch; sloop sleigh with platform; 6 section har-
rows with stretcher; Ba rinan steel wheel wagon &
hay. rack.
MISC.: Root pulper; double trees, neck yokes;
high beam platform scales; 25 gal. oil tank with
pump; steel wagon wheels; hog feeders;
medicators; electric fencer; steel farm gates; sap
buckets & spiles; plus wagon load of misc. & farm
tools. -
MILKING EQUIPMENT:.3 Surge milker units; 2
Universal, milker pumps; Viking cream separator.
COLONY HOUSES:.2 colony,'houses on skids, 8'
x12'
HOUSEHOLD: Double ped. desk; Singer treadle
sewing machine; Wingham Clipper cookstove;.
double, sink; plus misc. items.
Owners or auctioneers not responsible for ,acci-
dents, deletions or loss of property sale day.
TERMS: Cash or cheque with proper I.D. sale day.
Farm is sold: Lunch available.
Auctioneers:
BOB GILMORE 291-3489
DOUG GILMORE-- 291-3421
Real Estate,
AUCTION SALE
of 2 bedroom home, household effects, anti-
ques, and misc. items to be held in the Village of
Monkton for
Mrs. Iva Mary Linton
on
Sat. June 22 at 12:30
p.m.
PROPERTY: This home consists of 2 bedrooms,
2 piece bath, carpeted living room and entrance.
Kitchen with good cupboards, full basement and a
back entrance room or storage room. Heated with
.oil, it has an asphalt roof with insul-brick siding and
a new, pressure system and water -heater: .. -
This home is .situated on a large lot with possi-
bilities of being severed into two. This house is in
excellent state of repair and is the ideal home for
the first home owner or the retired couple. .
.-.._For property inspection call: Doug McEwen
347-2407;�Barry-M:cEwen-345-2289; Roy •
McEwen 595-8012.
TERMS: 10% down on day of sale and balance in •
--'30 days -or- •w-keen-possession,given-7-5(A - to -
reserve
iven-: 5(A -to -
reserve bid.
HOUSEHOLD EFFECTS: GE Alliance washer, like
new; Admiral flo-stream dryer, like new; GE
vacuum cleaner; Findlay frost -free refrigerator;
kitchen table and 6 chairs; lazy boy leather
rocker, good; smoke stand; Admiral stereo sys-
tem; Electrohome, 19" color TV; rocker; coffee
tables; Magnus portable electronic organ, like
new; Simplicity wringer washer; hot plate; TV
stand; • Electrohome dehumidifier; new; Electro-,
home humidifier; 3' piece bedroom suite, good;
Quick Freeze apartment size deep freeze, 2 years
old; Singer sewing machine, good; china cabinet;
and normal utensils and linens.
ANTIQUES: Dining room table; high chair; corner
table; dresser; fern stand; chandeliers and misc.
MISC. ITEMS: Canadiana riding mower; wash tub
stand; lawn chairs; shopping buggy; 'step ladder;
GE electric lawn mower; extension cords; forks;
shovels: and normal garden tools.
TERMS: Cash/cheque with proper ID. 7% sales
tax in. effect. Proprietress/auctioneer not re-
sponsible for accidents on day of sale.
NOTE: This is a very clean offering with every-
thing in excellent condition. Plan to attend.
Proprietress:
MRS. IVA MARY LINTON
Auctioneer:
JOHN NICHOLSON
Milverton, Ont. - 595-8596
AUCTIONSALE
of tractors, farm machinery, feed, guns, some
household effects & misc. items for
Walter & Marion
Buchanan
Lot 34, Con. 10, Elma Twp., located 1 mile
east of Donegal on Perth County Road 6 pn
Fri. June 21 - 12:30 p.m,
TRACTORS: MF 165 diesel tractor, lite cab, only
1500 hours, good cond.; MF 35 diesel tractor, 3
cyl. multi -power, complete with Freeman loader,
trip bucket, good condition. •
MACHINERY: New Holland 68 hay baler; Oliver
18 pull type 8' header, pick-up, scour clean; New
Holland 32' bale elevator with motor; 125 bu:
gravity grain box; JP 4 bar side rake on steel; 2
Int. wheel cultivators) 8' & 10'; MF 3 pt.h. 3 fur-
row plow; 12" bottoms, trip beam; Int. 7' ground
drive grain binder; 5 section harrows with stret-
cher; Int. 3 pt.h. 7' mower; Cockshutt 11 disc
seed drill; belt drive buzz saw; bench sleigh; slush
scraper; single furrow walking plow; 2 old horse
cutters; scrap machinery; scrap iron; JD ground
• drive tractor spreader; farm wagon with 16' rack;
22' 5" grain auger (no motor); 12' 4" grain auger
with motor; portable cement mixer with electric
• motor; fanning mill with bagger; 'Air-o-ator.
FEED: Approx. 30 tonne of good mixed grain; ap-
prox. 900 bales of hay; approx. 2500 bales of
straw (all square bales).
MISC. ITEMS: Meteor car for scrap; pile of
manure; new hemlock 1" & 2" lumber; quantity of
new and used plank; plywood 1/4" & 3/4"; ,high
beam platform scales; rriortor box; grinder &
motor; electric 3 h.p. hammer mill;, milker pump;
water trough; electric fencer; long tdngues for im-
plements; 3 cast imp. seats; spring wagonbox
-seat; root pulper; turnip sower; steel posts; barb
wire; maple syrup evaporator, pans & buckets;
saddle harness parts; 32' alum. ext. ladder; plus
more. -
GUNS: Cooey single shot 22 cal. rifle; 12 gauge
single shot, shot gun. Gun buyers must have
F.A.C. '
HOUSEHOLD & ANTIQUES: 8" table saw, motor
& stand; milk & cream cans; 2 Clare Jewel cook -
stoves; Moffat 24" electric stove; Simplicity wr-
inger washer; 2, toilet basins; pictures & frames;
old wooden toys; wooden cellar table; wooden
lied; corner desk; pole lamp, wooden storm win-
dows; plus misc.
SALE ORDER:' Selling household at 12:30,
followed by 'wagon load, misc., machinery, feed.
Owners or auctioneers not responsible for acci-
dents, deletions or loss property sale day. Terms
cash or cheque with proper I.D. sale day.
Auctioneers:
BOB GILMORE 291-3489 -
• DOUG GILMORE - 291-3421
Clearing.
AUCTION SALE
of livestock, 2 tractors, machinery, feed, anti-
ques, misc. for
Elmer McDougall
Lot 4, Con. 3 Arthur Twp. Go 7 miles. east of
Mount Forest on Highway 89 to Con. 3, turn
right 1.'/4 miles to farm on
Sat. June 15, - 1 p.m. .
LIVESTOCK, PIGS: Good 11/2 year old Ham.p Spot ' ,
crossbred boar; 6 good crossbred sows, bred
2'/2 months; 3 good crossbed gilts due sale time;
2 good crossbred 'sows due sale time;. 8 good
.crossbred sows, pigs at side from 1-4 weeks old;
6 second fourth litter sows with pigs at side, 5-6
weeks old; 3 crossbred sows short bred; 30 .
crossbred pigs, 7-8 weeks old; 10 weaner pigs.
MACHINERY: Leyland 344 diesel tractor, p.s.,
single remote, good hind tires, good shape; Ford
2000 Super Dexta 3 cylinder diesel tractor, ,new•
hind' tires, good clean cond.; McCormick16 run
seed drill with grass seed box, good'clean .cond. ;
JD No. ,33 single beater pto manure spreader;
good cond.' New Idea 6' single auger snow •
blower, good cond.; Swedish 3 pt.h.. hay mower,
good cond.; ,)H 4 bar side rake on steel, good
shape; New Holland 270' hay baler,. good working
.order; Gehl 72 crop'chopper, •working order; 16' -
Zero grazing rack on 6,ton wagon gear godd;_26_ -_
skeleton bale elevator, and motor, good; New'
Holland 404 hay conditioner; New Holland bale
thrower; 2 Dearborn 3 pt.h. 3 .furrow plows; Dear-
born 3 pt.h. spring tooth cult.; Cockshutt 9' cult.
on steel; Sedore 3 pt. hitch rear end manure
loader; IH 3 furrow ace bottom plow on steel,
good; 2 flat rack wagons 14', 16' and gears;.2
farm trailers, 1 has license; 4 sections of harrows;
od"d-harraws;-ald-bir der-foc-sc.rap: Old fanning mill;
__.__�
FEED MILL, MISC., ETC: Modern mill 4 compart-
• ment, complete, running order; 1975 Buick car as
is; .125 Ib. roll new brace wire; Stihl 041 20"bar
chain saw, done very little work, good; pile of rails:
old. tires; odd boxes of nails; 5 good farrowing
crates; heat lamps; 2 9' steel gates, 3' high; old
leg vise, good; barn screw jack; water bowls; 2
round pig self feeders, good; approx: 100 lbs.
grass seed; logging. chains, forks, shovels, etc'.;
wagon Toad of small items:
FEED: 'Approx. 1000 bales good straw; approx..
600-700 bales hay; approx. 2 tons of mixed grain
with peas.
ANTIQUES, ETC: 6' harvest table with drawer,
good; 2 small cellar tables, 1 has drawer; 2 pane
flat back cupboard, rough; dresser & mirror; chest
of drawers; old high chair; old gramophone: flat
top trunk; wooden chairs; old picture frames;
Aladdin lamp; wooden pulleys; sugar kettle, crack-
ed; other small items not listed.
TERMS: Cash sale day. Cheques with I.D. only
Farm is sold. Sale order: 1 p.m. antiques, wagon,
misc., machinery;. pigs sell approx. '2:30. Owner
or auctioneer not responsible for accidents, injury,
deletions or Toss of property sale day.
Proprietor:
ELMER McDOUGALL - 323-1318
Auctioneer:
JOHN D. McPHEE
Mount Forest, 323-4058