HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1924-3-6, Page 2Compasses the Trees Wear BY RUTH HARRISON BudaY and the Professor were ethn- tree?" g back thaelegh the weeellet, lima "Hale' eaid Buddy, surPrisea. "Hanle grain sacks hung ever their arms, fer ly any at all." they had beeu scattering corn and "What side of the tree is thier 'Whn'at under the brash aad inpratect, asked this prote'isa, ed fence corners for the quail, Taey "A tree doe-sn't have sicees; it's did this every winter arid TIOW the round anewered Buddy. quail were nuarieroue ama almost ' "Yes," latigbed the Professor, "it has friendly at times. sides. Nat right; and left, of cause, "Ab," claueleled the Professor. but north satin' east and west. That's "There they go,' as a covey of (Dail, a what I mean." little startled, scurried ,under cover. "Oh," seed Budde, squinting at the They really aren't ,afraideof us, Rad- sky. "This is the south side." dye Coulcin't be but I suppose they "And the opposite side where the thinie it is just as well never to take lichens are irowing is the eorth side." any chance's." "Why do they grow more on the A long time ago the Professor taught north" side tb.an on the south?" asked botany in the universtty, Now he Buddy. oe lived on the farm across the road /roue "That's just it. Why?" the rural echool 'that eittady went to. "You said the lichens grew better "Look, Buddy!" said the Professor, where it was cool and damp. Isn't any stooPing and brushing; a little snow colder on one side of the tree than the from the bottom of a big white oak, other Is ite" "Here is something that le always ha "Well, Bud., it is. The sun shines teresting to look at," and he pointed more on the east, south and wast sides to some grayish -green, fiat, leatherlike of a tree than on the north. Think of patcbee growing on the bark of the the windowon the north side of your tree. They were curly oti the edges. house; there are only a few days in "Queer kind of a plant," said the Pro- the year that the sun shines through feesor, breaking off plectea of the thick- them. So there are many cracks and Iy covered bark. creviced in the bark on the north side Seen lots a that," said Buddy, "on that are pretty much shaded and pro - aid fences and stumps, and logs." teeted from the heat and drying of the "I should eay so," =nett the Pro- sun and you can see that in winter the tessor. "Know what it is?" smear that lodges there stays longer." . "No," said Buddy. "Never thought "How did the plant know enough to about IV' get on ta the north side of,the tree?" "Well, you should," said the Profes- "There we have it again," smiled the eon "Why didn't you break off a- piece Professor. "The plant doesn't know a ad come and ask me about it? You thing about it. It just happens that do pretty well, Buddy, but I do think way by chance. Most all plants have you boys ought to be mere curious seeds ,ot some kind, and the seeds about what you see every day." Short- when they happen to fall In a fayer- ly he continued: able place grow and form more plants. 'Mies Is a. lichen, Buddy, and see The lichens have spores instead of how close and tight* it grows to the Itrue seeds, very much like the spores hark,' and he lifted One edge of the that are formed by the moss I have lich.en and peele,d it back gently. ; told you. about. Now suppose these l,'herei See all that black spougy-ispores, blown by the wind, happen to leelting inase be the underside of the ;light on a tree trunk, some on the :ien? Well, those are " and, he ; south side and some on the north. ) la to look around, for something. Those on the • north side may get „ere! Thafewill do," 'Walking over .Iodged in a crevice where it is cool tc. thorn -apple busk he broke off a and recast and start growing.. Those lease; thin. thorn. "New look," and he on the south side fall where it is dry nirated the epongy mass with the and warni and may stay there a long • petat of the thorn. Itime in a clorm,ant state or die. It , ' said Buddy. "Look like a simply is true' that the conditions oni lot of little tangled threads. 1 sup- the north side are such that the lich- I poset they're the roots." ens cart grow -there; on the south side ..“Ainnet," said the Professor. "Not they die, so very few or none are found true roots but pretty much like them; there. So, in. a Way, lichens may be anyway they behave like roots , and ternaeci compasse.s that trees wear, for grow into the cracks and crevices of they' indicate the nerth.". the bark or wood and sometimes stone I "And you know, Buddy, there Is and hold the lichen firmly in place and something eleat about thia. plant. It take up water. The lichen grows bet- isn't just one wind of a plant, but two ter in cool damp places, though after kinds. The lichen itself is grayish or it gets started, it can stand a lot of dry- whitish." Ing without dying, and after a wetting ,Ta say it was quite a lot green." lt revives very quickly and goes on "Yea, but the green is aot the lichen. growing. What you hearcalled the It is a tiny green plant that lives ie., reindeer moss that grows In such the whitish part of the lichen.,We call rth is really a 1ichee:ate:1 it a single -celled plant, and It Is one of ,act a moss at all. 8C8 tal-e(7), rook *tile simplest and lowest forms of at that tree again where we found this. plants, There are a great many of "Notice anything?" said the Profesn these sihgle teens living all through ebr, walking all round the tree. "Note the lichen and we (-sale them algae. ice anything about where these liChene They can do what the gran cells in are growing?" the leaves do—that is, with ,thet.air, "No," said Buddy, walking round af- water and. sunshine they make starch ter him. and sugar and pass some. of it on to "Um -m," eald the Professor, "Let' a the lichen. The lichen alone cannot go round again. You see," he sada, do this but it d,oes get waterthrough poking the snow away from the base its roots and passes some of it ou to of the tree, "lichens grow all around. the algae. theatres down here near the earth, "Hum," said Buddy, "emne more but -'What about farther up?" partners like those little knobs on the "Grow up the trunk, too," said Bud- bean roots you told rae about." al. "Only not so many." "Right you are," chuckled the Pro. "Ali right," smiled the Professor, lessor, pleased that Buddy had rentem- "Bow about the other side of • the bered. The Right Time to, Sell Pigs. Yee, the old Irish peasant knew his pigs, knew them rather intimately as a matter of fact. When to sell tb.era in order to get the best prices never troubled him; he hado his little rule for paging. But, Let Maj. A. W. Long, in Irish Sort of Yesterday, tell what that rule was. The major writes': Here in a straggling wood of stunt- ed. oak and birch trees was a low thatched cottage where Robert told us • a river watcher called Pat Lyden lived, Lyden net us at hie door, reurrounded, by barefooted children.—the ataallest In a dress made of a flour sack and bearing the brand of the Rear in large bine lettere across his little ahest— *sea, ducks and several doge, and. with the western peasant's usual courtesy 7ae insisted that we enter his cottage to rest. But Charles firmly declined. Seeing a. look at pain and surprise in the man's eyes, I at once entered and tried to make myself agreeable. 'While in the river watcher's housa. heard the loud' grunts. of pigs, but flailed to catch a glimpse of them. On the way back. I asked Robert whether he knew where the pigs, Were, "Indeed and I do well, yer honor," he answered with a laugh. "Sure, Pateea alwaye kepis's, his pigs under his bed." Charles shuddered, thankful that he lead stayed outside, and remarked that li was an unusual place, "In troth yer right, Maater Charles," eeplied Robert, "but sure that sante man has a fortune made out of theta eame pigs' fend all through kaplate them 'neaththe bed," • For Memo time Charles aid not ale; but at last his ourioeitY got the eatter ot his dignity, and •ha asked r Robert how a man eould. Omuta a for- tune by keeping pigs under hs bed. "Begorra," 'replied, Robert, laughing, 'many a man • hae gaited that same question of Pate,en and got 00 satis- faetery anewer, but sure 111 tell yer easy enteugh to sell a pig, kat bad eliongto kaow the right time 'to Sell that *elate pig and tat' l where; the bed coaices tea" , ,aegaiti Merlee Walked on, thinking hard. At eaat he reluctantly asked Robert to ex -plain. • "Sure, yer honor's letting on to be mighty simple to -day," said Robert. "Pateen has the bed set so that when his pigs is big enough to make bacon of it's how they'll be after rising the bed, on him scrateleing their backs— se they would, the craytures—and when he can't sleep quiet raid aisy like he knows It's time the pigs be gone." Living in Temple Bar. Seyeral famous London arches are inhabited, The Marble Arch, for in- stance, contains quite roomy apart- ments, and so does the arch which forme the entra.npe to Constitution Hill. • . Our anceatora Seem to have had a passion for saving saace. It le con- ceivable that the City of London can- not afford to widea its streets or leave open spaces because land is so costly, but in the old days why wae et thought necessary to, ni.ake thoroughfares so excessively flamer,and to . bulicl houses and shops over the City gates? The la.st of these was the famoue Temple Bar, removed inelune, 1879, It stood where the Griffith stands now, op- posite Child's Bank, • When it 'Wee doomet to demolition, partly on acemint of Ito serious ob- etruction to ever-growing street tra,ffice and partly because it was failing alto a state of decay, many tons of ledgers and other records -Were removed from the roott over the central arch. These were the aceumulated arehives of Child' Beek, To this da,y the choquee of this hietoeic hotteo bear on their' face a print a Temple Bar, ' In the Way. • Second Mate (pointing to inseribed at, 00 otteck)--e'"ahat i whese our gallaat captain fele," Elderly Lady- Visitor ---"No tender; T nearly tripped ceeee it inegelf, ' Wholeineal •bread is pioasing to tie eye and the palate and'containi valu able Mineeal qualitiea Wieleb ere m,hs- ng ie ibe white Varietal( * 1016Mikk. reeeraereitele A memorial service at which 12 submarines and three parent ships were present took place over the spot where the subnuirine L..24- Was suuk in the English Channel, with 40 men aboard. Photograph shaws the half-masting of the colors while passing the spot. Insulin in Diabetes. The men who won the forty thous- and dollar Nobel prize in 1923 for the greatest medical discovery of the year were Doctors F. G. Beating and J. J. McLeod, of' Toronto, for their work in the discovery of Insulin. Not only is this the most notable medical and scientific achievement of the year (it was given to the public the year be- fore) but it is the most valuable dis- covery of all time for people who have diabetes. It means for many of them the difference between life and death and every person afflicted with any degree of diabetic severity will profit by this discovery. Many readers have asked me to tell how Insulin cures diabetes. It does not cure. It is a preparation made from certain parts of the pancreas. Administered to the diabetic patient it makes up foe the reficiencies of his own digestive organs by helping him to digest liie sugars. With this help he ca,n eat MOTO food and greater vae riety, and thus build up in health and strength. But he is not cured, and perhaps -will have to take Insulin oc- casionally throughout his lifethne. Insulin is not U`preparatien that Can be taken by the mouth. If swallowed the stomach digests It and spoils its action. So it has to be administered by the use of a hypodermic needle. However, this difficulty may be oyer - come by having sofa& Member of the family trained to make the injection. The material was very costly at first but the price has now been reduced some fifty per cent, and may go lower. Every person who has diabetes should learn about Insulin. It is well to know that another name for the same pre- paration is Iletin. ---Dr. C. H. Lerrigo. Buying Men in Bits. A. very strange advertisement ap- peared in a,Londort, England, daily re- cently. A man offered hints,elf as will- ing to, undergo any operation where there was a "sporting outside chance of recovery." No one seems to know exactly what is the legal aspect of the case. If suck an offer were accepted, and the man died . under the operation, it seems possible that the operator might be indicted for manslaughter. It is, however, a well-known fact that both surgeons and patients are sometimes willing to pay large earns for suitable human subjects for"rnedi- cal experiment, The blind American Millionaire, Mr, Charles Rouse, once advertised for a man suffering from eye trouble similar to his own who would be veining to undergo a some- what painful operation whicla might result in cure, He finally obtained a subject, and retail -led him for some years at nealary of $1,250 a year. Several operations were performed upon the substitute, but all without the desired effect. So the millionaire at Iasi gave up hope and reeigned him- self to a Ille of clarkneas, • Five yeast- ago o Mies Emma Giallag- her, a wealthy 'young lady, was ter- ribly ,buened by the explesion of a 'spirit stove. Her chin, neck, and chest were (Iola almost raw. To con- ceal othe scare the .doctore performed twenty-three different operations in skin ,grafting, the skin being taken &can tweety-throe different persons, The sums paid for other people's skin worked out at e1,000 per square foot. Art advertisement once appeared in eaNeve York paper to the effect that a Weetern millionaire, who wati about to be married, was prepared to pay five thottsand dollars, for a right ear to be grafted upon his own head, in place of one whieh he had locit in a mining accident, An immense mrinber ,of applications was received, and Dr, Naldera who un- dertook the opetaticei, selected a suit- able:candidate, A deed of agreemeat was drawn up, 'and the' physician agreed to keep the names of both bay, er; and, seller secret, The aperetion performed The upper half af the volunteer's ear was cut away, together with about four inches Of skin at the, back of the ear, and grafted on the millionaire's head. The two men had to lie practically motionless meth, after twelve days, the flesh had united, and the rest of the ear was cut away and grafted. ° Still more wonderful was the case.of a Scottish lady who sustained shock- ing injuries in a runaway accident. Her slmil and bath legs were frac- tured, and her left arm and one side of her face badly lacerated. Her son, a young physician, abate - dolma his practice and set himselfto endeavor to restore his mother's life. Eveiyone eise had given up her case as hopeless. Day and night he de- voted his whole time to her, and so in- spired not only her nurses', but the poor sufferer herself, that she sur- vived and began slowly to mend. But the mutilation of the face caused terrible disfigurement. The son there- upon • insisted upon the attendant physicians removing skin enough from his own body Le graft upon the scars. One bY one, no fewer than forty pieces of skin were cut from his body and grafted upon, heeterneeher's face and a.m. In the end the lady not only completely recovered from injuries which would have killed -ninety-nine people out Of a hundred, but also very slight disfigurement. In this case, of course, filial love was the motive for the sacrifice, and perhaps similar disinterested motives have operated at least as powerfully M cases of this kind as the hope of manetary gain. New Airplane Travels 400 Miles an Hour, leriesat and paotorlees, aiePleaena, Pahl The,fieet ef Tengineer, Melotai propel - to be eali0bi0 of atteining a.' speed of '100 mllee an hour,„ bas e lieeti, received by the'Technical Erench" Air Ministry In Paris. Twelve- others are under construe - teen la the aubuea . of Colombes xuid Will be readyee In'tWo- nightlife' 'time. Wane the detail's- , of tete' freak' mae Chime are zealously guarded, the prize, clple appears to be as follows: Coneprese,ed. gas and air are fed by two tubes into a combustion cleember where an eXplosion'succeede. The burnt gases then escape violently through a series of valve. They draw air with them and this action projects the machine forward. When 'freed ,the mixture of burnt gaaesand air com-es ineeontact with the Open air, and this shock also pushes the Machine ahea.cl, * Originally a motor was necessary to Comprese. the air and gaS, autgtwo month a ago the lnienter Managed to effect the compression automatically, and this eeooad discovery is kept most secret. It was becauae ot it that the Air leliniater accepted the Mahhine and. ordeeed twelve more. lelelot, Who was badly woundedin the war, began his invention' w,orie in 1918' on GoVernraent funds, but these were stopped and alley revived last • September, • when the fuiportanoe. of his experiments were manIfest. . • Two ,great, advantages would'a.'cctual- if the invention Materializes,. namely, the freeing' the Machine' of the great weight of the Motor, , and no More broken Propellers. Elimination of pro- nelleas would -also greatly Increase speed. 'Melroot's chief .difficulty has been to find Materiel sufficiently light yet resistant to the,enorrateus tempera- ture caused by the combuseion of air and g,a.s. Melot, who, 10 thirty years old, and living in a modest apartment here with his wife and 'child,. is -nearly blind from „a 1915 wound.' His deterniinaa tion to suppress motor and propeller dates frc:an 1918, which year lie spent vainly trying ,to design a turbine en-- gine for war planes. Makeshift Medicines. It seems odd to call ateoth powdera medicine, yea' Ordinary camphorated ,chalk has been used before now when bicarbonate'of soda was 'not available to check a violent attack of heartburn, When a druggist's shop is not with- in reach, rough and ready ,remedies for many ailments are to be Emilie' In , . the pantry. Mustard la poaltece form Is about the flia.est known remedy for cold onthe chest, while a little ordin- ary mustard rubbed 'behind the' ear will often ease toothache and neural- gia. Mustard and aet water is a good emetic, '• Salt mix.ed with coMmen.-.washing' soda is an excellent Cure for stings, . and warm brine haseag wonderful ef- fect In stopping the Irritation of.a 'chil- blain. Warm larin.e, net too strong, is also a very goad. thing -for "miffing up the nose when one heire'te'liad 'Cold. and as a gargle it will go' far th-warde cur. lag a sore throat. While sugar has no disinfecting qualitiaa, if it is applied . to a clean wound it helps it to heal rapidly. . A. poultece made of vinegar and stale - bread applied nightly ' Is onee of 'tae best 'possible ilreeeltiga- fee 'a painful corn. Olive ,oll Is a goad thing ,to put on a burn, ane if olive oll is not avail- able a handful clilour keeps the air from the injured spot and cheeks, tho pain. A raw egg swallowed Whole will carry dowe.a fishbone evhieh hae -Stuck ha the throat. • .„ , He Refused to 'Answer. Aunt Jinny, a Carolina negress, was a great advocate of the rod -aa a help lix child -roaring. As a result ofan un- merciful beating which she gave her yoanges,t arta "oraerieet," she was brought into court one day by mite raged neighbors. The judge, after giving her a severe lectuee, asked if he had anything to "Jest eke thing, jedge," She replied "T want to an you a question,. Was you ever the parent of a perfectly wrahlees culiud child?" Sa eea Alice for the first time saw a tat carrying her kitten by he feriae of ita "Yon ain't fit to he ft. mother," she cried scathingly 'You ain't hardly dt to lie a lather!' te Rivers of Ruin. We have recently been eentleded by the floods. in Prance of the ravages „Weida even in niodern tithes and In highly developed eduitriee, can be wrought when 'a great river overflows its banks. ollut the damage done by the Seine ,and, other great rrench rivers on such occasions is not very coasiclerable as corapared with the havoc caused by ; othm§ er streain similarecircumstances. The most tragical river in the world Is the Hoang -ho, or Yellow River, which Is known througheut the Celes- tial Empire as China's Sorrow. Earth- quakes and erteptions claim their viZe time in tens of thousands occesienelly, but this river thinks nothing of drown- ing several millions of human beings. in 0116 fell flood. - Note many *years ege, whet. the Hoang -Ho devastated an area as large as Englaild, its victims' were estimated at ten millions. , In historic time it haa clanged its mouth eleaen times, and its present outlet is three 'hundred miles 'away from its former one. e Another river of tragedy is the Mis- sissippi, which also has a tendeney to alter its course and run amok acrossl field tend farm and city. Its great Plain Is very flat, and when it overflows it I overfloWe a long way, earl -king stock In vast number -s to feed the sharks in the Gulf of Mexico. As time goes on • its. banks are obeing mete- and more strengthened; but when a big river. takes matters into- its own hands, human devices eye apt to loele foolish. The Nile. is a river of blessing, and a rivet; of blight. if it comes up to scratch and dose its duty it le worth tens of millions to, Egypt and mate- • kind; but if it fails—ate It has Many tines done in history—that failure mean farnine. 'SinceBritain has 'come to the rescue,„ however, and built the Assuan Dam to canservenand regulate the water, so that the river 'Sloes not wash the land away one year and leave it barren the next, the Nile has done nothing to justify its former sin- ister reputation. But in the past its failure to function normally has coat •:millions of lives. 1 Qur Changing Skies "Eternal ae the stars that shinfei"' How many, tinies ltave we L.28.41,.oat , • ::::::,1QT11:3.6 fiNxVodhant,e:sagottfet4tpliosikeei:sot vast stretches of time it brings to -• our becoree a byWera with as. Do,.e ' look up at the starry heayeaS'and, the, Greoat and ,the Little Dipper :di Ate after aight? Does not the lelialey Way uneallingly,shine down upon us? Titles the evening star and the moen have a -way of shifting their position :from night. to niglitebut within a shartotiene they are always bath in their sante old places,. The changelessness of ,the ekies Is the foundetion stone 'of our faith. • . It conies as Something of. a shock, .then, to lea,ra that our skies are gracl- - aally changing year by year. Our North, Star, or •palesta,r, is not the same as the , one which painted the true noetho for the- ancient Egyptians. The geeat,pyramids; built more than forty centuries. ago,' everts made with an opening exactly ficin.g the polestar, .,. but It was a 'different star from the, 'one i:we point atit' In eur heavens at Instead ef having'oney two motions, that of' thaming deify', on hi axis and yearly. etroun,c1 , the sun, the earth has .no 'hese, than eleven enotiona, as.trono-- • Mere° tell 'us.; Insteed of the staid,. [sober 'old earth t'we thought we in- habited, ' we :find abet we are keeping ' ,company.with a fievoloite, denting, al. Imost saimmying earth. d It is ae third movement af -the .earth, &Millar to the slow circular motion of the --upper part .of a fast -spinning top, - that ceases, our .sicies apparently to ' cba.nge With the centuries.: A Map of the 'skies made- in 1860 ereindenot da . for 1880, nee foor'1922. The Southern Cross used to' be 'visible in Europe, sone.° thousands of years ago, 'and' some thousands of years hence conte of , our brightest eters, 'will have 'passed ' froth view of our earth's Inhabitants. ' , IBut there is, after all, a regularity : about this irreguivaity of the earth' movements, And tt la poesible to cal- culate eiactly when a certain star will return to a given position. In exactly 25,765 years our -North Star, alter be- ing kat to view for cenotarle.s, will again be Jae:ie.:where it is today. The last tifine'our,North Stat occu- pied the poeition it does ecaday, 25,7 le years ago, none of the present coun- .otrles existed,. Doubtless men had made their appearance upon the earth l at that time, but they were'probably unculturedandsavage' beings—our • atone -age ancestors—and they have .left little record of their -existence. ' ' 'Where shall we be, in our turn, wheat after , another cyele the, Pole teilumull?h,a,ve -returned to its , present pose.- When -viewed- from the staneepaint of eternity our vanities and petty bicker - Inge, have a smallness that is pathetic. Promotions. Promotions usually come to those 'who 'deserve them meet. Persons who seem to adaance most rapidly are those who have really been preparing for many years for higher promotion. They are the ones who did ,the things far Which they Weren't paid; who carried every task to a complete finish; who built up a 'reputation for doing things in a superior way, thus proving to those higher up their ability, to handle more responsible positions. You are going to get eat of _your work just -what you put into It. You are !meter of your destiny. Men us- ually 'get what they go atter, if they go after it, in earnest and work hard. Let every; day be a' big day and every op- portunity be a beg opportunity. His Cutest. She was very literary, and from America. She had just been "doing" the home of Sir Walter Scott. • The guide was aelitele bored. e `Maranon' is just too ---"she beamed. "And 'Ivanhoe' why, that be- longs! 'Kenilworth,' now—isn't that the real liturry goods? And !The Lady of the Lake' --but there, anything of Scott's------"' • "And do you know his "Thnensioar " "asked the guide. , "For goodness' sake! .Why, 1 tlaltik that's just the cutest thing he ever wrote." The Irish of It Kelly—"If yez forcee me to pay that note now, I can't pay it." O'Brn--:"But ifal wait till yesepay It, 111 never git it!" • . A Downright Insult. Jake—"What made ye leave, SIT" • SI—"It happened at breakfast this naoanine Jake, and I'd do It, agin If I had it to do over. Mrs, Brown was busy bakin' mites. an' when I took three or four, she stopped. and looked etraeght at mean' said, "SI Sempkins, do you know that'sthe twenty-fifth pancake yereatin'?" an' it made me ao mad I jest get up from the table an' went off without my breakfast. Ivory Raideis. Among the unpleasant habits of Af- rican tribesmen,ln the Karanioja coun- try is that of 'digging pits for ele- phants, and attacking the unfortunate animals thus imprisoned with their knives; ,literally carving them up while still alive ancleating the raw flesh as they do so. In his beak, o"The Ivory Raiders," Major Rayne describes how he saw tribeg'rnen at work on dead elephants which he had shot. They crawled across one of the carcasees' as thick as ants; :they were even inside it, eut- Ong and hacking with small axes and great 'knives. • Ivory raiders — Arabs, _Abyssinians, and so on. *he invade British teed= tory in an illegal quest for tusks find ueeful, if treacherous, &Wee in, these tribeeo sinaknRo. ma7ue ruuee bluffed _force 01 two hundred raiders into surrender, and it was net until they had given up their arms that they discovered the farce behind him consisted of only four policemen.• , He Who Knows. He who knows, and knows that he knows, is master. Ile who knows and does not know that he knows, needs a teacher. He who does not know and knows that he does not knew, needs love. He who does.not know and does not know that he does not know, is lost.— Ancient Proverb. Grose Carelessness. The young wife sat plying the needle on a coat of her husband's when the latter entered the retina "Its too bad, the carelese* way the tailor sewed this batten on," she burst out. `Teals is the little time I've had to put It back for you." • A Hard Lot , Lady—"My good man, isn't begging hard" Beggar—"It is, mum: very few pee - plc) gimine fresh bread." gle The shipping tonnage actually under construction at the end of Sep- tember was only 1,029,000 tons, the • lowest recorded for „nearly tourteeit years in Great Britain and Ireland. • FEARFUL SYMPTOMS It was an evil day for me when,I eat down to read the airitan- o foe '23 sent, out by old Doe Sneed: When I .sat down I felt aa fine' as ever in ray wieh such buoyant health were, Mine," declared my jealoua wife. , Then 'I 'enjoyed unblemished health„ no, ache or pain I icneat; but Old Doc Sneed, lie came by stealth, , and.knocited the works askew. laetore ilniehed Chapter Three of leis vile almanac, I felt fierce tortures in my knee and anguish iti, my back. "If you behold black specks," I read, as floating lti. tlie air, it indicates seen be dead; and 'should your house prepare; yea harbor divers deadly ills, ami soon their kick you'll feel, - unlese you take my conerete pills—efoereeea before each meal." "If you are prone to dizzy spells,' the Old Doc made hie wail, ."the ,undertaker, wearing belle, will soon be on, Your trail, Is there a ce,ating on your tozigue, . and does -jecter ninutli taste - gteen? It indicates a spavinea linlg, aed abscess of the en -leen. Is there a ringteg in 'your, °era; are you anhoyed cliille7 You troon Will go to other spheres unless ' you take my' Ole." No* I no longer dance and elicit or chiee' the joyeas wheeze; if earep, tom a count for anything VITO every ktiown'disease, The Wheel ,That Squeaks. The world is 4011 Pof philoSoPhers who urge us to 'count our many- bless- ' inks, just when we reach the conclu- sion that there will not be enough left of our year's crop money to put down the new rug, much less install electric lights.. And when ono of our finest horses died on a hot day and some- thing broke on the tractor and Johnny's fever came up and it looked like measles, soomerine gayly quoted to as: "Oh, well, ain't you glad you ain't got a harelip?" , Bankswould flourieth if all bankers were bachelors; the employer of a car- ) pewter little oozes- whether he is mar- ried ornot; a wife playa" no. part in the flring af an engine; but wo farin women know what watild _happen to agriculture if weall hied ourselves to the city. Thanks be, there is no dan- • ger. Down in our hearts has grown too deeply this desire to belong to the flrni, thle feeling of working at worth- while things, and of providing a home with Natures background for our children. The "direeouragements of a. day or a season -aloe not enough to uproot us. Vie world appreciation that is grove, Ing will bring _results. Every modern Invention will eventually comp to us. Semeone hese-said that it la the' wh.eel that squeake which gets the grease. Our wheel has squeaked considerably sua,d I firmly believe that the grease is beeng manufactured, that eleetrict powea is going to, be Made cheap enough that we can all have it to help, eipecially in the home diities that are a part of our farm firm's' accomplish- meatea--Lena Martin Smith:: The Prairie Street. Lovers of beauty lajigh at this grey • . "VVItetr*ewdnu' reiegffell curbsidetrees And eoaninapaososw-nueedle etreete lead up • And les th em elyee In empty prairie seas. Here le no winding scented Jaxxe, 00 hillCroWznareddewn ,‘steepleci chuxii, 00 Of old grey stone where_ tilaee bloom 11 The 4mnaaidry' resitt41olthe •ffarlitigeorte 'all en tee • But here is the unsaftened nuJe0Ly ' , Of the wide earth \dbe0 oei tile Wide, steeots end, And fraoiel teh7:6, cluster coeuer one hi -se 8eo The full moan .orlse and flan -line 8110 The long -main street, eve euce f -roe ,ors' tearno ' go forth, ' Lies like an old eea re.ad, eta . rel nettle —He/ an Su