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The Wingham Advance-Times, 1984-12-24, Page 31WINTER SHOE 5%0FF NYLON JOGGERS (All In Stock) 25%0FF Our Entire Stock Of SNOWBOOTS Included are Cougar Pillow & Balloon Boots, Women's Leather Pull -ons in Grey, Bone, Tan and Black; Girls' and Boys' Nylon or Slush Mould Boots and Kaufman Warm Sole Boots 20%0FF SLIPPERS Kaufman, Peter Black & Lullabies 20°/�oFF Men's, Women's & Children's FALL SHOES Callan Shoes Josephine St., Wingham 357-1840 1 v Shirley Whittington I've got the bi reds, : : the gr 1, - Crossroads—Dac. 24, 1884—Page 76 0% OFF BOOK PRICES ON IN -STOCK WALLPAPER Every once in a while, a new notion strobes across the brain pan and one is forced to ask one's self, "How come it took 2,000 years of recorded history to come up with that?" You wonder, for instance, how humanity survived without Dancercise. Could there have been intelligent life on the planet before Roughage? Would the inven- tion of the exercise sandal or the negative -gravity shoe have made Napoleon's long march from Moscow any more bearable? Would the Scarsdale Diet have made Catharine the Great less great? And where would the Protestant church be today if Catharine of Aragon had had her colors done? These days, everyone I know is getting colors done in order to look better, feel better and live more, effec- tive lives. Now the big question at coffee break is not "What sign are you?" It's "What season are you?" Carole Jackson, the lady who has merchandised the notion of individual seasonal color palettes based on skin tone says her childhood was just hell because the powder - blue school uniform she was required to wear made her look gray, dull and listless. Then one day Carole grew up, graduated and invented Color Me Beautiful. She has never looked back, and her bank account is a nice healthy black. You can discover whether you are a Winter, Spring, Summer or Autumn through a personal color consulta- tion, which costs about as much as a week's groceries. Or you can get Carole's book from the library and play around,M, with some color swatches. After answering some probing questions about yourself, (Am I really terrific in camel, ivory and golden browns? Do I have a closet full of clothes and nothing to wear?) You'll probably arrive at your appropriate season and your life will be super from then on. I love looking at the book. Typical Springs, Winters, Summer and Autumns are pictured wearing the right colors and the wrong colors. I commend Carole Jackson for the honest approach she has taken to the terrible twins of fashion photog- raphy, the Before and After pictures. Usually the poor wretch in the Before shot is pictured squinting into a Brownie camera held by her palsied ten -year-old nephew, while After is snapped by a Karsh clone, with dramatic lighting and an expression on her face that suggests that she is being gently stroked on a part of her body that is just out of camera range. No such tricks are em- ployed in Color Me Beautiful. Carole Jackson's models are photographed in right and wrong colors by the same photographer, in the same studio with same lighting. The pictures do prove that your mother was right all along. Some colors make you. look like an ambulatory corpse; some colors make you look as healthy as a' peach. You should wear the peachy ones. I read the book and examined the photos, and it appears that'I share a season with Elizabeth Taylor. Her colors are mine, so when Liz has a garage sale to get rid of all her fall clothes, I'll be there. Liz and I are also big on diamonds, but I think she liked—,them evens ore the invention of CMB. Marilyn Monroe was a Spring. Carole Burnett is an Autumn. Princess Grace was a Summer and so is Queen Elizabeth. The library copy of CMB has the color plate of Sum- mer's palette ripped right out, so you can add to sum- mer's characteristics of visible pink on the cheeks, and ash blonde .hair a strong streak of larcen Men are getting their colors done too, which means Labatt's may have to re- think its beer labels. Even babies are having their plump little cheeks scrutinized by color consul- tants so they can start their lives in sleepers appropriate to their season. This isn't a bad idea. My kids were born BP (Before Pampers) and I can only hope that an infancy swaddled in taupe flannel CLEARANCE SALE Starts t ecember 27 "We're going to the furniture Several Discontinued Bedroom Suites, show in two weeks and must Living Room Suites, and ALL 7 and 9 clear all present stock". pc. 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There is usually a little card attached to the plant giving some instructions but these tenth to be somwhat limited, outlining only the plant's immediaterequire- ments in its newhome with- out going into any detail on its year-round care, particu- larly with respect to bring- ing it back into bloom for . next Christmas. Therefore, I thought „ it would be helpful this week and next to discuss this sub- ject, dealing with the most popular of the Christmas gift plants so that your enjoy- ment of them can be extend- ed beyond their immediate beauty. While I don't have any statistics before me to sub- stantiate it, there's little doubt the most popular of all Christmas gift plants is the poinsettia, mostly the scar- let colored variety, although different colors including a creamy yellow -green are gaining favor. The pointsettia's ances- tors were tall,, weedy shrubs thatgrew wild' in Central America and careful breed- ing over the years has re- sulted in today's potted plant that is timed to produce its seasonal scarlet and green for the Christmas season. With the household getting back to normal following the festive season, you'll want to place your poinsettia in a sunny window, but making certain it dosn't suffer tem- peratures lower than 62 de- grees (18 Celsius) by night nor higher than 72 (22 Cel- sius) by day. If you can't be certain it won't be too chilly at night, then move your plant back into the room. Similarly, use warm tap water to Moisten the soil thoroughly but only when the soil feels dry to the touch. When the colored bracts start falling, sometime in the next six weeks- or so, don't fret for this is the plant's natural resting peri- od and a very crucial time insofar as caring for it. It should be moved to a cool, light place and the watering reduced till the soil is almost bone dry. The plant will re- vert to nature and reach for the sky unless you prune rather drastically, in April, MIDDLETON'S- HOME FURNISHINGS INC. WINGI-IAM ('LOSED MONDAYS 357-1411 pointers reducing the stems to three - inch stubs, controlling "bleeding" by rubbing a lit- tle powdered charcoal into the cut surfaces. If you wish, cut the prunings into six- inch slips which may be rooted to make more plants. Now, repot your freshly pruned poinsettia into fresh soil, water lightly and place in a sunny but cool window and when newshoots sprout from the stubs, thin out to three or four so the plant won't be too bushy. After all danger of frost is past in the late spring, sink the pot to its rim outdoors, with morn- ing, sun only, and keep wa- tered and fed through the summer. And here is where the crunch comes in the culture of the poinsettia: the process of bringing it back indoors in the fall. It is absolutely es- sential that the plant re- ceives up to 12 or 14 hours of unbroken darkness every. night, starting the first to second week of October. Your poinsettia will need lots of sunshine during the day but it must have the Dracula treatment after the sun sets — keep it in a room where no lights are turned on, even momentarily, be- cause this would create an artificially long day and would delay blooming. Given this careful tending, and given freedome from pestinfestations or other ad- verse conditions, your poin- settia should give you the same amount of pleasure next Christmas it did this year. Discovery of gold 4On March -15, 1848, the dis- covery of gold was an- nounced in a newspaper, San Francisco's "Californian." 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