The Wingham Advance-Times, 1984-10-17, Page 21r,,
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Page 2—Crossroads—Oct. 17, 1984
Shirley Whittington
When the oss is away,
do the underlings play?
For those who make a
living through the rental of
red carpets, protable toilets,
glossy limousines and large
tents, 1984 has been a
bonanza year. Between, his
Holiness and her Highness,
they must be making a tidy
little sum.
Canada is on the must -see
list for international figures
this year and I hear journal-
ism schools in this country
now give mandatory courses
on how to sleep, on a bus.
As a nation, we appear to
dote upon celebrities and
official visits. Will we. ever
tire of the spectacle of the
huge lowering plan? The
windy welcome speeches on
the bleak tarmac? The
breathless moment when the
star VIP emerges in the open
maw of the plane, then
begins the descent to the
mortals waiting below? The
motorcades bordered with
cheering faces and waving
hands? The flashing bat-
teries of photographers? The
grave and courteous hand-
shakes of civic officials? The
plainsong of television com-
mentators as they fill dead
air with reminiscenes,
suppostions,and projections?
The rapidly seconded ex-
perts with lapel mikes who
interpret events for dozing
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My wife and I moved to
Ottawa recently, after more
than 15 years in Toronto, to
do Global's new 6:30 news-
cast, "The World Report",
from the country's capital.
One of the reasons for the
move is that as political
commentator, I will be clos-
er to my subject. And
although I've only been here
a short time, the advantages
are already becoming ap-
parent.
One night, late last sum-
mer, for example, I sat on a
patio in Ottawa, staring into
space. Then I noticed a tiny
white blob of something,
suspended in mid-air, about
ten feet away. Motionless,
beside the white blob, was a
small insect of some kind;
also apparently defying
gravity,
Curiosity finally shifted
me out of myn :chair.. By
peering, intently, And view-
. ing it from all. ;angles, i
finally discovered . that the
little blob, and what turned
. out to be a very, small spider
beside it, were suspended on
a tiny filament that stretch-
ed about seven feet from one
shrub to another. There was
absolutely nothing beneath it
but three feet of air.
I looked at it more closely
and changed.angles again so
the light finally caught some
other tiny strands running
like spokes from the blob to
the°ground. And as I watch-
ed, the spider went to the
' outside of his projected web
and began the long trip
around, its perimeter. The
insect, paid no attentionto
the huge human face with its
nose two inches from his
business. He went on with his
work, describing an ever -de-
creasing series of concentric
circles as he spun his web
from the outside in.
While I marvelled, I was
joined by other members of
my family, who were soon as
intent on the spider as I was.
Anyone watching us would
have concluded that we were
demented. There we were,
silent, wondering eyes fixed
on a vacant space between
two shrubs. To the casual
observer, we'd have been
looking at nothing.
viewers at home? The TV
specials, the souvenirs, the
flood of commemorative
supplements and books? The
weekly newspapers with
their local angles? "Spark
plugs on Popemobile
produced in local factory").
I think not.
Here in the true north
strong and increasingly ex-
pensive, we dote upon
celebrity and all its trap-
pings. As the world shrinks,
more of us see public figures
up close, and private obser-
vations of the famous
become the stuff of coffee
break conversations. Queen '
Elizabeth, we hear, looks
tinier and more tired than we
imagined. The Pope, Says -
the girl in the fr,ont office, is
much shorter than she
thought he would be. A
neighbor has seen Pierre
Elliott Trudeau and confides
that he is really quite slight.
Joseph Clark on the other
hand is rather tall. , Lady
Diana is even more radiant
than her photographs; her
husband does indeed have
enormous ears. Why didn't
the Queen get them fixed?
Too tired, perhaps.
One area that remains
private is what goes on at
home when the VIPs are
travelling. Do the aides and
underlings play while the
boss is away?
Imagine this scene at an
airport in -say -Rome. A lead-
ing religious figure is due to
return after a grueling 12 -
day trip to an increasingly
emerging nation. Two aides
stand in the VIP Arrivals
Lounge.
Aide One: Here comes the
plane. Right on time too. You
got supper ready?
Aide Two: No way,
Brother. I've learned my
lesson. Everytime I do a pot
roast, it dries out in the oven
while he kisses an extra
bab No this time I'll wait
But the drama continued.
The spider had completed a
half dozen strands around
the outside edge when he
trapped his first tiny victim.
I'm not sure what itwas, be-
cause it was devoured al-
most instantly.
About the time we were
ready to go in for supper, the
• web was completed, and the
spider sat near the centre,
waiting. One of us took pity
on the spider and flipped a
struggling ant into the web. I
think the spider stung him, to
quieten him down, but in -any
event, the ant's struggles
soon ceased and he was
bound up securely in a trice:
I came out half an hour
later to see what had hap-
pened, and the whole thing
had vanished without a trace
— spider, ant, web, and the
seven foot suspension fila-
ment. Did a gust of wind -de-
molish it? Did the spider,
mission accomplished, take
the ant to his larder and in -
,gest the web?
At the very least, I had to
conclude that there is more
going on in Ottawa thanhas
hitherto met my eye.
Putterii' Pete
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till he touches down. Then
I'll send out.
Aide One: He's been away
almost two weeks. Did you
miss him?
Aide Two: Well you know
how it is. You get to sleep in
an extra hour. There's one
less to cook for. But sure, I
missed him. You wouldn't
believe how the mail and the
phone messages pile up.
Aide One: (with a wink):
And I hear you had a little
get-together with the car-
dinals last week. You get
everything cleaned up okay?
Aide Two: Listen. You
keep num about that and I
won't say a word about
certain people joyriding in
the Popemobile. Okay?
Aide One: Agreed. One
thing about when he's away
is it gives us a chance to get
some work done in the Papal
apartments. Air the drapes;
touch up the woodwork; turn
the matress. Hey — the
plane's touched down.
Aide Two: Thank God for
his safe return. But Marna
mia! Look at that pile of
luggage!
Aide One: It's mostly dirty
laundry. Again and again -I
suggest that a long white
coat is just not practical for
overseas business trips. But
what can you do? The people
expect it. Also the long coat
is warm. Those Canadians
were running a contest to see
who could build the highest,
windiest altar. Anyway,
cleanliness is nest to .. .
Aide Two: I know, I know.
But you'll be lucky if you get
everything back from the
dry cleaners before he takes
off again. I wonder if he
brought us anything?
Aide One: I wonder. Don't
you love it when he unpacks
and we get to see all the of-
ficial gifts?
Aide Two: It's okay. I
can't help wishing some off
the staff was more personal.
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AUCTION SALE
Of appliances, furniture, antiques, dishes &
misc. items for the Estate of:
ETHEL TRIMBEL
Gorrie, Sale will be held in the
Kurtzville Comm. Centre on:
Wed. Evening, Oct. 24th
5:30 p.m.
APPLIANCES: Moffat 24" electric stove
(white, good); Admiral single door fridge, older
style; Easy wringer washer (3 cup agitator);
small electrical appliances.
FURNITURE: Wooden kitchen drop-leaf table;
Eaton Co. upright piano & bench; chesterfield &
2 chairs (older style); coffee & step-up end
tables; mag. table (needs repair); single door
china cabinet; 2 steel book shelves; chrome
tea wagon; floor & table lamps; child's wooden •
table with 2 chairs; card table step -stool; area
rug; .crokinole board; pictures & frames;
games; bedding & linens.
ANTIQUES: Sideboard with leaded glass bot-
tom door, pillars with china cabinet at top with
leaded glass door (good); sideboard with top
mirror & small shelves; comb. china cabinet qt
drop front desk; rounded glass china cab. door
(needs refin.); 6 legged wooden ext.. table;
sideboard cupboard with top shelf; pineapple 5
leg wooden ext. table;' slant front bookcase
desk (needs repair); 6 matching round back
wooden chairs; pine drop-leaf table; straw filled
fainting couch; 6 matching dining room chairs
with pressback slat; boston style rocking chair;
hall seat with mirror & coat hooks; 3 parlor
tables; pressback nurser rocker; 2 square par.
tables, with carvings; table lid desk; wooden
hall tree; nurser rocker; scissor coat rack;
trunks; pine blanket boxes; old quilts; 5 piece
sette includes loveseat, 3 arm chairs & rocking
chair; wicker fern stand; wicker arm chair &
rocking chair (needs repair); med. wall cabinet;
framed mirrors; pictures & frames; 7 piece
toilet set (green shades); toilet pieces; coal -oil
lamps; alladdin lamp & shades; 2 stereoscopes
& cards; old sheet music; calenders;
Seamstress treddle sewing machine; Stirnpsorl
Computing Co. store counter scale; wash
table; small pine table with drawer; commode;
gentleman's dresser with wooden pulls;. high
• headboard bed; low curved front dresser with
bevelled mirror; 3 dressers with mirrors; 3
washstands with towel bars; .2 iron & brass
beds; Raymond treddle sewing machine; grain
cradles; washboards.
_
DOLLS: 3 bisk face dolls.
DISHES: Large quantity of everyday & good
dishes; 2 partial dinner sets; jardineres; glass;
pots & pans.
MISC.: Gas push lawn mower; push lawn
mower; patio tables & lawn chairs; plus misc.
items.
Please note time: 5:30 p.m. Plan to attend. Ex-
ecutors or auctioneer not responsible for ,ac-
cidents or loss of property sale day. Terms
Cash or Cheque with proper I.D. sale day,
Auctioneer:
BOB GILMORE
485 Victoria Ave. S., Listowel
Phone 291-3489
Like those plastic things you
shake and it snows and in-
side there's a mountie on a
horse.
Aide One: Those little flag
pins with the maple leaf in 9
the middle are sort of cute.
Well, there he is. All night on
a plane and fresh as a daisy.
I don't know how he does it.
Aide Two: I guess it's the
stimulaltion of travel. Here's
some lira. Go phone the
pizzeria and order three
family size with pineapple
and green pepper.
Aide One: And a side order
of cabbage rolls. We want
him to know we're really
glad he's home.
WANTED
TO BUY
Common Canadian WWII Pr*
87 v.f. pay417.00 Mach
Common U.9.A. Dollars Pro 35
v.f. pay $11.50 each
Scarce dates are priced
Individually
U.S.A. Cn - ae
show usGold what olyouple
„have,swe
specialize in U.S. Gold and
have all the latest prices
from common pieces to
rare.
Baseball and Hockey
Cards - must be in good
condition, also buying old
cigarette cards, posters,
beehive photos, early
material especially needed.
Top priced
We Buy Foreign Coln*
(collectable$ only), military
medals old American
pocket watches, postcards,
quality antique jewellery,
Royal Doulton figurines.
All Scrap Gold and Sliver -
coins, jewellery. sterling
silverware, electrical
contacts, etc. Pay
according to daily market
price of precious metals.
Purchasing Hours; Mon. to
Fri. 9:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.:
Saturday and evenings by
appointment only.
Fairview Park Mall, Kitchener .
Call (519) 894-2300 ext, 407
Sears I
Coin Shop
CONSIGNMENT SALE
Saturday Oct. 27, 1984
LISTOWEL LIVESTOCK
11:00 A.M.
Furniture, tools, machinery, snow blowers, snow
.machines, etc.
Auctioneer:
DON REA
Phone 291-2319 or 291-2600
AUCTION SALE
Complete clearing auction sale of shop
equip., tools, shelving, parts, office &
restaurant equip., misc., etc. for:
WALKER & WALKER MOTORS
LTD.
Highway No. 6 north of Mount Forest across
from O.P.P. Station on:
Mon., October 22, 1984
5:30 p.m. Sharp
EQUIP., TOOLS: Devil -Bis$ 2 h.p. stationary 2
cylinder air compressor, 110-220 with
gauges, good cond.; Baldo muffler ' e
bender; 5 h.p. motor, with die ders,
etc., real good° cond.; Vulcan Auto -Mag tire
changer, model 1 1 1 , all complete, good cond.;
Micro wheel balancer, model M60; Marquette
model 40215 engine analyzer, working order;
U&D valve grinder; engine hoist with 1 ton chain
block; A.C. spark plug cleaner; new com-
pressor tester; older model B&D wall drill press;
H -Werner 1 Y2 ton hyd. bumper jack; Strongarm
11/2 ton hyd. bumper jack; H -Werner 11/2 hyd.
floor jack; other jacks; ' Aro model 612 air
grease unit; B&D 6" bench grinder; set of 'gas
welding heads, complete and cart; 2 good 6"
bench vises; 4 steel work benchs; floor
creepers; large and small safety stands; tire
repair cabinet and supplies; transmission stand;
55 kg. drum of Texaco Martak grease; 2 head
Tight aimers; metal tool chest; old metal tool
boxes; rad. pressure tester; safety parts
washer; 2 battery chargers, 1 for parts; ignition
tester; 2 car motors, working order; 1/2 drum of
80-90 gear oil; pump and cart; set of dies; tim-
ing light; ext. cords; trouble lights; small grease
guns; filter wrenches; assortment of small
tools, etc.; odd body shop tools, etc.
PARTS, MISC. ETC.: Used tires and rims; no.
of air hoses; 45 gal. oil drums; 3 rolls of chain
link fence; approx. 50 G.M.C. manuals; V.W.
1971 mufflers; various V.W. parts; new
Superior mufflers; Datsun mufflers; G.M. car
parts; gas hose; old hub caps; 10 Chilton
1974-1980 shop manuals; exhaust and ther-
mostat gasket boards; some welding rod; valve
cover gaskets; carb kits; wheel weight cabinet;
gas cans; new & used gas hose, etc.; Datsun
parts; new qts. & gallons of automotive paint;
approx. 25 used batteries; exhaust hose; new
11/2 to 21/4 14 gauge muffler tubing; exhaust
parts; supports etc.; G.M. shock sets; brake
lines; pads, etc.; some qts. of new oil rad
sealers, etc.; approx. 100' new driveway bell
hose; signal bells; gas island supplies, etc.
OFFICE & RESTAURANT EQUIP: Stoelting
260 F1 soft ice cream machine, like new
cond., used very little; Garland deep fryer and
electric grill, working order; Whirlpool commer-
cial ice maker, good cond.; 18 cu. ft. deep
freeze, good cond.; Zenith fridge; Hamilton -
Beach milk shake machine, like new; Karna ice
cream dip machine; assortment of small
restaurant supplies; 7 all metal bolt and part
bins; 7 all metal assortment of shelving display
units, etc.; Bauman 72 compartment bolt, nut,
washer bin; Bauman 4 drawer metal cabinet,
complete with supplies; Bauman 6 drawer fuse
bin, all complete; small plastic bins, etc., all
above, good cond.; Delco metal storage
cabinets; Tec 5 department cash register,
good; older model cash register; 2 adding
machines for parts; 6 drawer office desk, good
cond.; 2-4 drawer filing cabinets, good; office
chairs; office supplies, etc.; metal office
stands; fire extinguishers; odd metal stands;
other items not listed.
VEHICLES: 1975 Pontiac 350, 4 door car,
sells as is; 1968 Int. Scout, 4 cylinder, 4 wheel
drive, sells as is.
TERMS: Cash sale night. Cheques with I.D. on-
ly. Garage is SOLD. Everything to be removed
by October 24.
SALE ORDER: 5:30 p.m. office and restaurant
equip., parts, tools, equip. Props. or auctioneer
not responsible for accidents, injury deletions
or Toss of property sale night.
Proprietor: Walker & Walker Motors Ltd.
323®2060 or 323=2030
Auctioneer:
JOHN D. McPHEE
Mount Forest 323-4058
ANTIQUE AUCTION
Auction sale of 1956 car, antiques, primitives
and collectibles to be held in the Milverton
Arena, 19 Mill St. E. in the village of Milver-
ton for:
WALTER MOHR
Sat®, October 20, 1984
at 9:00 . a.m.
CAR: 1956 Dodge Regent, 6 cylinder, in very
good condition, will certify.
ANTIQUES, PRIMITIVES & COLLECTIBLES:
Back to wall cupboard, 2 glass doors; 3 buf-
fets; dresser; washstands; Knechtel Hanover
kitchen cabinet with flour bin and metal bread
box, mint; 2 dry sinks, 1 repo.; jam cupboard;
captain's chair; dining'room table; 6 pressback
chairs; 2 pine desks, small; pine cupboard top;
2 high chairs; child's walnut cradle; wicker
baby buggy; spool bed; signed doll; cow bells;
shaft cutter bells; string 40 bells; set hip bells;
butter bowl; ladles; spade; egg crates; glass
butter churn; 3 wall telephones; desk tulip
phone; Edison phonograph; cylinder; painter's
easel; Beaver jars including half pint; Kerr,
Lighting, Darling jars; cast iron banks; collec-
tion keys; locks; brewery pump; jugs; crocks;
rnilk bottles with names; coffee grinders; apple
peelers; cherry stoner; 2 small show cases;
buggy seat; Planters peanut jar; Planters waste
basket; old cameras; broad axes; harness
maker's jack;
wool winder; spinning wheel
parts; depression glass; salad bowl signed;
coal oil lamps, 1 marked L P Fink NY 1887;
aladdin lamp; brewery ash and serving trays;
coke trays and signs; collection yard sticks;
licence plates 1918 up; clocks, 1 Seth
Thomas; battery radios; walking plow; 4 oak
wagon wheels; pine pump; 20 inch dinner bell
on stand; leather fly net; Bozo gum machines;
sad irons; trivits; handles; scales; plug tobacco
cutter; toys; grain cradle; leaded windows;
yesteryear tools; blacksmith traveller; old light
fixtures; wood curtain rods and rings; book
'press; wooden pigeon hole mail delivery box;
etc.
This is a partial listing. Anyone appreciating.an-
tiques, primitives and collectibles should plan to
attend.
TERMS: Auctioneer or proprietor not responsi-
ble for accidents on day of sale. Sales tax will
be in effect. Any corrections will be given ver-
bally on day of sale: Cash or Cheques ac-
cepted with proper I.D.
Lunch booth by the LCW of St. Peter's
Lutheran Church, Milverton.
Proprietor: Walter,Mohr
595-8374
Auctioneer:
JOHN NICHOLSON
Milverton, Ontario
595-8596
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AUCTION SALE
Of 46 beef cows, hdrsei, farm misc. items for:
• SIDNEY Eli •FREY n,
Lot 1-2, G.C.T. Woolwich Twp., located 1/a .
mile south of Conestoga on Woolwich Twp.
Rd. 44. Watch for auction sale sign inCon-
estoga. Also selling same day, same location,
appliances, furniture, antiques, dishes & misc.
. items for:
MRS. -ISREAL FREY
Saturday, October 27
11:00 a.m.
CATTLE: 46 crossbred beef cows, Herf. x Lim.
& Char. A good young herd, all running with
Lim. bull since July 10. Cows will be preg.
checked prior to sale. Lim. breeder bull, 3
years old; approx. 15 calves will be sold day of
sale (balance not for sale).
HORSES: Team of grey Percheron horses; set
of double harness.
EQUIPMENT & MISC.: Bench sleigh with rack;
light sleigh; cutter; wooden calf creep feeder; 8
Beatty cow stanchions; water bowls & misc.
items...
MRS. ISREAL FREY:
APPLIANCES: Hot Point frost -free refrigerator
(avocado green); Sunshine 24" electric stove;
kitchen cook stove; parlor box stove; Woods
10 cu. ft. upright freezer. .
FURNITURE & ANTIQUES: 2 slant -front desks;
set of 6 pressback chairs; 2 matching
pressback arm chairs; flat to wall 2 piece pine
cupboard; gate leg drop leaf table; oak ext.
table with leaves; set of 4 chicken coop chairs;
2 captain arm chairs; pressback high chair; set
of 4 pressback chairs; pine blanket box; 2
drawer chest; drop-leaf table with drawer; flat
to wall 2 piece cupboard; wooden wardrobe;
sideboard; oak blanket box; 1 piece 'high Cup-
board with single top & bottom drawers; parlor
table with shelf; child's rocking chair; Empire
style chest of drawers; washstand; Boston
style rocking chair; large chest of drawers;. 2
White treddle sewing machines; dresser with
mirror & small shelves; trunk; flour bin; Wooden
butter box; wooden apple dryers; clothes
dryer 2 wooden beds; partial toilet set; ginger-
bread clock; china head, legs & arm doll (needs
repair); cellar table; wood box; Arrow back
chair; scoop scale; finger coal -oil lamp with wall
bracket & reflector; cistern pump; cast iron
pots; crocks; wooden stool; kitchen stool;
chesterbed; 3 new cedar chests; 100 new
stacking chair seats; 2 upholstered chairs;
bedding & linens; books.
DISHES: B. Walley Niagra Shape china partial
tea set; assortment of good & everyday dishes;
pots & pans.
NOTE: Sidney Frey is retiring from farming (son
taking over). Household effects belong to
Sidney's mother (Mrs. Isreal Frey).
Selling by NAME. Lunch booth. Terms Cash or
Cheque with proper I.D. sale day. Owner or
auctioneer not responsible for accidents or
loss of property sale day.
SELLING ORDER: Starting at 11:00 a.m. with
household effects, farm misc. equipment at ap-
prox. 2:00 p.m., followed with horses & cattle.
Auctioneer:
BOB GILMORE:
485 Victoria Ave. S., Listowel
Phone 291-3489
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