The Exeter Times, 1923-8-30, Page 4a.,
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.A. shark is:a big fish. $o are men
Who wv think
they tire e sharks.
Ttiis is makinga kion story g yshort
said the kid as he slid down the ban-
ister,
All of us can remember When gas-
oline was only lu?ecl 10 take spots Mit
of our clothes.
ro 4„;,,s •
The gnestion his" what 'sort o 'ch1
n
erone the present flappers Will make
when they gnaw up
A 101 of people don't findoutra t
tl t
they were disappointed in, love until
after they are married,
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'rile • millionaire pays ransom to
get back Some things, and pays ali-
mony to get rid of others.
The hotel bill, the railroad fare
slid the Bill of fare make home look
pretty good to the returned vacation-
ist.'
• ,nvve au
They;,, tell us that all the world
loves a lover, but that doesn't -snake
it any easier to go and speak: to her
father,.
Moving pictures by radio will be
great. You won't need to tune in
until the fourth -assistant director is
introduced.,
* * * * ,*
Papa is tickled pink when the ba-
by's first tooth comes, and he is tic-
kled the same color when his own
last tooth; is gone.
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Correct this sentence: "Willie is a
lucky boy," said the mother, and
T am never uneasy when he is down
at the 'swimming pool."
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Ashes to ashes
Dust to mud;
This poem doesn't say
What you thought it would.
CairiMiloommeassael
E 113 HARP FOR THE a't1DGiri?'
The, judge has got a lot of tact;
Re warms
h n a 'l
ncl Smiles
Quite irregardless of the fact
His Life's made up of trials.
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1t.ENT
Rent is what tile poet had in mind
when he wrote theta, immortal lines
about galling :Dew ---only he spelled
it wr'ong'.''
The wo1,drunt also moans, hr one
sense, bole, which is what the aver-
age Householder finds himself in a-
bout the time ,the other kind comes
due: In, this respect the Arabs are
a luck
y race a e bei;ause they carry. plac-
es of abode around with them and
when,they weary of scenery in one
Spot they move on to another,
Amar L1i i,yam had this to say on
the subject ---although we are not
certain that he said it:
"Gomes• now theepesky landlord for
his rent,
And I, unlucky girl;,, ain't got a
cent;
The only way, it seems, to beat this
game,
Is take the doorbell off or buy a
tent.
However, any one who is familiar
with Mr. Kllayam's views of life will
readily understand. the reason for
his '11ardupishness.
In conclusion let us observe, that
rent used to be what a feller had
left after paying the grocery bill.
but even that day haspassed now.
DEATH OX' SARAH SADIJER
The death of Sarah Sadler, widow
of the late James Harburn, occurred
at the home of her sou, Frank Har-
burn, Monday. She was 85 years old
and had been a life-long resident of
Hibbert Township. She was a highly
respected woman of bright intellect
and a thorough Christian. Burial
was made in the Salem Union ceme-
tery, Hibbert Tp., on Wednesday af-
ternoon.
CANADIAN A ONA
TORONTO
AUG. 25th—SEPT. 8th.
.The Show Window of N... tions
Estimated attendance, 1923, 45th Consecutive year,
1,500,000
P'rog'ramme without precedent in its variety and extent
Scores of new features and all of the old that have re-
tained public favor
GEORGE LJS CLEOPATRA SPECTACLE
Crownizagtt-iumph In the production of superpagliants
1500 Performers
JOHN. G. KENT. Managing DH;octor ROBERT MILLER, President
THE EXETER TIMES
GREENWAY
Mise Olive Armstrong has return-
ed after spending
her holidays in
Parkhill.
Mrs. Stewardson and, Olive were
week -end visitors at Crediton.
Kiss Ruth McPherson, of Parkhill,
is the guest of Miss Nellie Brophy..
Mr. Lawrence Pollock and Miso.
Covina "Mason were iu Lond00 .0n
r ti.
Mr. and Mrs. Thos. Bullock
and
faintly held a reunion at Grand Benda
Miss Mabel Tlobbs, of Thor:ndale
was ai recent visitor with Miss Nellie
Murray.
Miss Olive Eagleson, has been Boli -
(laying at Lit can,' -
Ma•s: Wareham, of Sarnia is 'visit-
ing her 'parents, Mr. and Mrs. E.
Mason.1
Mrs. Roy Shepherd,: of London,
spent last week with, her parents,
IVir. and Mrs. R. English.
We congratulate our Iii • a School
students Brenton Goodhan 'Byron
on
Broa'vn, Dawson Woodburn, Elsie
Young, Viola Curts and Dorothy Bil-
ling on their splendid success at the
midsummer exams.
Mrs. J. Hickey has returned home,
from a holiday in London and Grand
Bend,
(too late for last week.)
Master Ross Bt own is recovering
from a bad fallfromthe beam of the
barn to the floor.
Mr, and Mrs. Arthur Mellin, of De-
troit are visiting his parents here,.
Mr, Charlie Stewardson and Mr.
George Schenk left for the West last
Last Wednesday evening, Willie
Brown was riding on his brother's
traction engine and stepped off' in
front of a passing automobile driven
by- a gentleman from Detroit. Mr.
Brown didn't notice. the car and was
hurled against the large wheel of the
engine, sustaining painful injuries to
his shoulder and leg and breaking
his 'cheek bone. He was unconscious
for several hours but is convalescing
now as fast as can be expected.
Mr. A. M. Wilson received word
on Monday of the sudden death of
his sister, Mrs. C. F. Kerr, of Elgin. '
SUNSHINE
Under, the auspices of the Sunshine
W.M.S., a very enjoyable ice cream
Social was held at the church. After
those present had been regaled }vita
the good eats, a splendid program
was provided. In addition to local
talent, the Cromarty Male Quartette
rendered efficient and acceptable
service. Mr. Stanley, elocutionist,
from Lucan, also gained hearty ap-
plause by the rendition of his humor-
ous readings, meriting aai encore to
each number. Another pleasing feat-
ure of the evening was the presence
of th Rev. G. A. Barnard, a, former
pastor, with his wife and two daugh-
ters. Mr. Barnard delighted the
audience with his reminiscences and
stories. The ladies are to be com-
plimented on the success of their un-
dertaking which netted a good sum
for their treasury.
Upper School Class Standin
Exeter
High School
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g
(1) Eng.Con (2) Eng. Lit
3 Hist.(4)A
(6) Trig., (7) Physics, (8) Chem., (9) Bot., ( 10) Zoo1.,- (11)
French A, (12) French C.
NAME .... 1 ., 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
Cunningham, Borden C' • C
;,Ford, Maurice 3 3
Francis, u s Gertrude C C
Greb, Harry.
Howard, Evelyn,C ` C
Joyn c
t, Laird C
Kuntz, Marguerite 4
Lawson, William _ C C
Morlock, Carl ......:. 2 2
Morlock, Lulu 3 3
McLean, Gladys.
Seldon, Harry C C`
Thompson, Edgar 1 1
Wethey, Margaret 3 3
Whiteside, Violet •3 3
Berry, Edward
Christie, J. Aylmer C
Wood, Harold C
66 Papers passed out of 75. There were no failures in Aig.;
Geon., Hist., Trig., Botany, Zoology, French A and French C.
C C 2
C
C C. C 3' 3
C'` C C 2 2
1 C 3
C 1
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2
3000 C C
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LOCALS registration in the H. S. so far is
Mr. Geo. Anderson is visiting in;greater than the enrollment last
year.
Hamilton.
Mr, Sant 1,Ross left on Friday last
for Saskatoon.
Mr. and 'WI's. A. Caannr motored
to
London fot over the week -end.
Mrs.' Dr. Graham is visiting in
Toronto and taking in the Exliibi
tion.
Mrs. 1V. F. May, of Mitchell, is vis-
iting her sons and other relatives
in Exeter.
Miss Elaine Davis, of 'Mitchell,
visited with Mr. and Mrs. F. A. May
last week.
Mrs. Russel •Snaith - aiid children,
of Loudon, are visiting, with IVIr. and
Mrs. " P. Frayne.
Mr. H. E. Parker and friends, of
London, visited Mr. and Mrs. Cl. C.
Pilon on Sunday-.
Mr. C. B. Snell is arranging to
build another new house on the core
ner of Ann and. William streets.
Mr: Campbell, of Strathroy, who
is relieving at the station here visit-
ed tai Strathroy over the week -end. -
Mr. Wm. Mitchell who has been on
the sick list is able to be around a-
gain.
Mr• and Mrs. Win. Ellis and daugh-
ter, of London, spent Sunday with
iVir. and Mrs, A. J.• Penliale.
Mr. and Mrs. A. Smith and family
of Thamesford; visited 'with Mr. and
Mrs. S. Jory on Sunday.
Mrs. ' Cool: said two,gi indcnildren.
have returned' to SandWtch after vis-
iting the farmer's sistelit, Miss Taylor,
Mr. and Mrs. Lonis•'Strathan and.
Mrs. Fred Strathan, of Pt. Huron;
visited with Mrs. Wnl. `Fletcher this
week.
Mr: and MVIrs. A. Nash returned to
Sarnia Monday after,, spending two
weeks with Mr. and Mrs. J. W.
Powell.
Mr. Wm. Greenley has purchased
Mr. A. W. Anderton's house „on Main
St. at present occupied by Mr. E.
Harvey.
Mrs. Jas. Nichols, on Port Hope,
and Mrs. W. R. Cole, of Bowma
ville, are visiting with Mr. and Mr
Sam'l Parsons.
Miss Jessie Manson, of condo
and Mr. Will Manson, of Toront
are holidaying with their parent
Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Manson.
Mr. Frank Lee, of Thorndale, vis
ited over Sunday with his wife an
fancily, who have been visiting at th
home of Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Easter
brook.
Mr. and Mrs., Earl' Evans, of St
Marys, and family also .Mrs. R. Tin
ley, of Blind Line, Hay, visited a
the home of Mrs., D. Russell, Sr. Ex
eter North,•
Mr. E. Fowell, accoaitpani:ed by
is bride, of Windsor, - called on
riends in Exeter last week on thea:
way to their summer cottage at
The little daughter of R. Tinney
lad the misfortune' to dislocate her
rin at the elbow. Dr. Peck was
ummoned and the was arae set and
oberta is now doing well.
Mrs. Miller and son, Gregory, of
askatoon, who have been visiting
vith the former's niothei', Mrs. G•reg-
ry, are leaving for Detroit to visit
ELIMVILLIE
Mr.` and Mrs. Alden Jones of Lon-
don were the guests of Mr. and Mrs.
Harry Johns over the week -end.
1Vriss Dorothy Delbridge visited at
Mr. Weston Horne's during the
week:
Miss Alberta Douglas of Chisel-.
Burst was a visitor iii the `neigh-
borhood on Sunday last.
A"large number from this vicinity
spent . an enjoyable day at Spring
bank on Wednesday of last week.
Mrs. Geo. Kellett has been very ill
during the Past week, but we are
pleased to report ° that she is nz-
proving. Miss Agnes Fenwick is the
nurse in charge.
The W. M. S. are intending; to hold
a chicken pie social in the church on
Sept. ' 4th. Miss Edith. Snarling
will give an address' in the evening.
(Front another. source,) ••On the 22nd inst. Elimville Sun-
day School, Church and community
spent a real< good time picnicing at
Springbank. Proceeding there dur-
ing the forenoon in well laden cars,
they congregated for lunch and then
started out to see the various attrac-
tions of that . beauty spot., There
were several other companies pros-
ent also seeking a good time, and
during the afternoon several games
were played and sports enjoyed. Af-
ter supper all started for home, tired
but well pleased with ..their outing. •
• The many acquaintances of Mrs.'
Geo. Kellett, who was suddenly ta-
ken ill a week ago, will be pleased
to learn that she is progressing fav-
orably.
Mrs. Chas. Johns is feeling bene-
fitted by a complete rest and her
many friends wish that her• recovery.
may bel speedy and complete.
CREDITON
DEATH OF MATTHEW MORLO(CK
There passed away in Crediton on
Friday, August 17th, the oldest res-
n- J ident of this community, in the per -
s., son of Matthew Morlock, at the age
of 95 years, 5 months and 24 days,
ri, the infirmities; of old age being the
o, JJi Waft-
s,
Deceased was born in urt-
s, f emberg, Germany, on Feb. 4th, 1828,
and came to Canada in 1831, first
settling in Morristown. About 70
d years ago he moved to Crediton and
e has continuously resided here since
and during this long residence has
proven himself to • be a most'worthy
citizen in every respect. He married
_ i Magdeline Beaver and by their happty
P union a family of thirteen children
t wwere 'born, twelve of whom survive,
'. together with Mrs. Morlock; who 'has
attained the great age of 89 years.
The family are: Mrs. Kawfieldt and
Mrs. L. Fahner, of Detroit, Mrs. B.
r Brown, Mrs. Jos. Heist, Mrs. Ellen
Holtzmann of Crediton, Mrs. Lydia
Sweitzer, Windsor, Rev. Father C.
Morlock, Columbus, Ohio, Wm. H. of
%Aurora, , 211., Simon P. near Crediton,
Mrs. Ermine Taylor, Washington D.C.
The funeral took place to the Cred-
iton cemetery, being laid to rest iii
a vault he had erected, soiree years
ago. Rev. Mr. prier conducted the
funeral service, ,assisted ,by Rev. Litt,
of Zurich and Rev. Yager, Dashwood.
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before returning, totheir home in
the West.
Mrs. C. A. Smith and daughter,
Amy wlio have been visiting with the
former's sister,' Mrs. Alfred Hicks
and Mrs. "i". H. Shipton, have re-
turned to their honle in Glenwood.
City, Wis.
The winners of the Friday evening
bowling tournament were '''Van. Riv-
ers, T. Pryde ancl Robt. Mawhinney,
with 3 wins plus 10. Dr. Roulston,
E. Harness and ft G. Seldon wore
second wit•li. 2 wins plus 12.
'Phe young people of the James
street Epworth League enjoyed a
picnic and wener roast at Grand
Bend, Tuesday Gleaning,. Gaines were
pkayed foilo5ved by a bonfire. -Tlao
Young people had a very jolly tilde,
Rev. A: A. Truri'iper, who has been
supplying the pulpit at Holy '..nilly
Church, Winnipeg, for the past fivo
weeks, is expectedhome on Friday
and Will conduct 'Harvest Tli finks
giving services in Tri•vitt Memorial
ch
The Exeter Public and HigJi School
will re Open 00 Tuesday next
ih,g the t,lntll vacation : , The 11:5.
team's Itave i, j' ;' Ysratecl, The
Cleric's Tw-otice of First Posting of
VOTERS' LIST, 1923
Municipality of the Township of
Usboil'tie, County of I-Itaro'an.
Notice is hereby. oiven that I have
transmitted or delivered to the per-
sons mentioned in Section 9 of the
Ontario 'Voters' List Act, the copies
required by said Section to be so
transmitted or -delivered of the list,
made pursuant to said Act, of all
persons appearing by the last revas.gd
Assessment. Hall of the Said Munici
1lality to be entitled to vote in the
said Municipality It 'elections, for
members of 1,he Legislative .Assembly
and at Municipal Elecl;i011S, and that
the said Rot was first ;;costed ti. i at
my office at "[Jsboriio, oil the 25111
day of August, 1.9 a 3, and remains .
there for your :s1x r.i io,i,
And 1 hereby ,call inion 1l1 voters'
to take immediate P101OCdin with-
in 21 r 1'F 10 LA 170 ny t rcr•s Or
01.v.4 „100U co i uctE,(1 t f,..,rd',n g to I iN. 1
Dated. this 21111 duty of .August, •
'i2i v It i STRANCG,
Mori: of t,}Pe iownsiuip or 1lsborne,
:Clens ,ll, h.P. Ne.
1.923.
CENTRALIA
The Misses ` Wilson T e W .son visited in Lon-
don several days last week.
Mrs. Scott and daughter, of Lon-
don, visited Mr. Baker last week.
Mr, and Mrs, Kerr, of London,
spent the wee -end at Mr. T. Neil's.
Mr. and Mrs, Ernie Abbott and
Mr. and Mrs, Fred Penwarden mo-
tored. to Windsor Saturday and spent
the Y
e l -e
nd with lV1a, and Mrs. F.
11tnhall, returning Monday.
Dr, Rogers er s an
g d party, of Winni-
peg, passed through here Sunday,
Mr. Rogers left here when he was
eleven years old, with his father, the
-late Joseph Rogers, who left the
Fairfield neighborhood " over forty
years ago. Mr. Rogers motored out
to take another look at the old home-
stead.
Over 4,000 musicians, will take
part in the Music Day Program at
the Canadian National Exhibition in-
cluding 25 bands,' 2500 choristers
and many troubadors, opera singers,
instrumentalists and other artists.
It is claimed that .practically ev-
erything made in Canada from a.
fountain pen to a locomotive is on
display at the Canadian National Ex—
hibition. There are over 15,000 ex—
hibits in a11.
summer. Asthma
Will spoil your summer and make,
your company distressing' to . your -
friends unless you get relief.
Get a box of RAZ -MAH today. Most.
people feel better from the first dose,
Your druggist will refund your money -
if a $1 box does not bring relief. Ab-
solutely harmless. Generous sample,
for 4c in stamps. Templetons, To-
ronto. R12
RAZ -MAH
FOR SALE BY BROWNING'S1
DRUGSTORE and IIOWEY'S DRUG—
STORE.
The Western Fair
LONDON, ONTARIO
September 8th to`1t
. 5 h
1923
The Popular Live Stock. Exhibitions of Western Ontario.
$40,000 in Prizes and Attractions
THE NEW $160,000.00 MANUFACTURERS BUILDING
Holding over Three Hundred Exhibits Come and See Them
Wonderful Platform Attractions. Eee Programs
MUSIC—FIRE WORKS—FUN. .Something Doing all the time.
JOHNNY J. JONES SHOWS ON. THE MIDWAY
Admission, 21 d all week. Children,. 15c.
All Children Free on Monday, September 10th.
This will be the Big Year for the Exhibition .Everybody
All information from the Secretary
J. H. SAUNDERS, President
Coarse.
A. M. HUNT, Secretary.
44..x.0..:; 1 ,.
Money
Belts
.. THE old way of carrying your money
in gold in a belt, when travelling,
had neither the advantages of safety
nor comfort.
OUR Travellers' ' Cheques are - pay'
able only to your order, can be
cashed promptly in small amounts for
your immediate requirements and take
little space in your pocket. Try them.
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THE CANADIAN BANK
OF COMMERCE
Capital Paid up. $15,000,000
Reserve Fund $15,000,000 - -
Exeter Branch M. R. Complin, Manager
Crediton Branch G. G. Maynard, Manager
Dashwood Branch O. G. Maynard, Manager
Amemzewetorwer
Incorporated in 1855
Capital and Reserve $9,000,000
Over ` 125 Branches
THE MOLSONS BANK
FARMERS WILL SECURE SYMPATHETIC
BANKING SERVICE AT ANY OF OUR
BRANCHES.
Careful attention to the needs of Canada's
.Agricultural interests has always been a feature
of ,The Maisons Bank.
Savings Departments at every Branch.
Deposits of $1.00 and Upwards invited.
EXETER BRANCH T. S. WOODS, Manager
Centralia branch open for business daily.
FARMER'S kll-t.1IIJAL FIRE IINSITR-
ANCE COMPANY
Head Office, Farquhar, , Ont,
President, Wm. I3ROCK
Vice -President, JOHN ALLISON
DIRECTORS
THOS. RYAN SIMON DOW
ROBT. NORRIS, JAMES MCKENZIE
AGENTS
JOHN ESSERS.', Centralia,, Agent for
Usho'rne and ;l3iddulph,
OLIVER HARRIS, , Munro, Agent Por
Hibbert, Fullerton and Logan.
W. A. TURNBULL
Secretary -Treasurer
Box 93 Exeter, Ontario.
GLADMAN R: STaNIJUR •
Solicitors, ,Exeter.
711. G. . HOtILSro 7, .L.D.S4111.D.''
DENTIST
Of`flce, over I, 3t. Carling's Lai
"f0cc9.
r,a,siol livery ',Wednesday siftelrn(os
„ lb. A. R. lx"i'1sLAf A 1y lf.L.1(1 'g,1 .1,
Honor O1•sidniitav of Toronto L..' 'r-
bit•.•
DENTIST
l;i'1''.
OPir.» over Glad:oran ,tt Stanbury's
oiioe, Main 'treet, Exeter.
MONEY TO LOAN
We have a large amount of private
funds to loan on farm and vilIF y-
properties, at lowest rates of in.
tercet,
GLADMAN ds STANBURY
Barristers, Solicitors,
Main St:. Exeter. Ontario
PERRY F. BOUpE, Licensed Aim.
tiozieer. Seipp conducted in any loe
kitty, 'Perrot.!, moderate, Orders len
at Tuners Oillee will be promptly at-
tended to. Phone 116, •Kirkton,
hddrore T;.lrkloa.. R. 0.
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SWping. Cure on 741 L/‘t tr:t)r., and
parlor cars oh P1`iocipc1 day train:ki.
FulTrunk. i'iu}; ,' Agent mation i' o.' C.om j• i,; r Troy"
niaig, District P'essaiiger Alex; t,
Toronto
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