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Some sensible suggestions
Santa's statisticians S
Last year, Santa's spent on Christmas Eve. up stations on town hall
accountant, Mr. I. M. If you filled the stockings lawns. If you skip over
Goodinmath, noticed that with three parts foam the houses of political
there was not enough stuffing and one part leaders and money -
money in Santa's bank candy, then you would hungry Arabian oil shieks
account to pay himself. save about two ..,million who want higher gasoline
He then filed a report on dollars a year on goodies. prices, you would save
. what Santa should do "y=e+ y other money -saving about four hours driving
about the lack of funds. proposition, ., is to give time.
(Either that or lose his pure, clean air for
job!) presents. You would Many people will
simply: (1) take empty benefit from these
Dear Mr. Claus, boxes outside (2) let them suggestions, Mr. Claus.
Our electricity bill last "air out" (3) close the The reindeer will benefit
year was atrocious. I boxes quick (4) wrap (while cuddling with their
suggest that you get some them up and, "et voila!", female friends) as will
female reindeer. Since you have fresh, clean, the doctors (from kids
the stables are on electric unpolluted North Pole eating the foam stuffing
heat, Rudolph and friends air! If you really want to from their stockings.)
could cuddle up with their make profits, you could The one drawback would
female counterparts raid children's closets to be politicians ina bad
instead of turning up the take unused toys from mood. (with no toys from
thermostat every time last year: This should be Santa.).
they feel cold. You should done however,,_. only in But for the most part,
also keep Rudolph's nose extreme cases. my idea should give you
on only half of the time. The Christmas Eve profits galore to spend in
(Either that or start ride is taking up too much 1980.
using . Duracells in his of your time, so your Your accountant, I. M.
nose). gasoline bill for the sleigh Goodinmath
Another main waste' of - was --Gargantuan. Yeu ,Chris Starkey
money was the dough can save some time and Colborne Central
o money by setting up pick- "Grade 8, Age 13
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Letters
to Santa
Dear Santa.
I- wad like -a toy car- I
like Thundr brid and a
iltrik car and a toy plan
and that is 'all, plesey
santa and two dolrs.
Suruj Singh
Age 7
Holmesville P.S.
Dear Santa,
I would like a barbie
perfyoolm maker and 1
Hope you arn-t bisy. I no
are Christmus is comeing
up soon so fast and I no
you are bisy.
And I forgot one thing. I
allso want a baby alive
and I would like a cooking
oven to and I Hope that's
all I Hope I want. Thank
you.
Love,
Vicki BruinSma
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Holmesville P.S.
Dear Santa
I want a Easy hake
oven.
And a action doll in
shower. Junk yard. And
Creepy Crallers. barbie
perfum maker. And
kissing barbie. Marry
Christmas. I bet you are
working hard.
Love
Joy Johnson
Age 7
Holmesville P.S.
Dear Santa,
Santa for Christmas
,can you pleses give me a
doll for Christmas and a
ras car sec't and a
suthing to go with my
dollhouse and a gams.
Cheryl Wain_ ,
Age 7
Holmesville P.S.
Dear Santa,
For Christmas I would
like a doll and a pupyy
dog and a ginypig and
some stockse.
I will leave you some
milk and cokise and t will
lyv your reindeer some
ceats .
Cathy -Jo Moore
Age 7
Holmesville P.S.
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