HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Goderich Signal-Star, 1979-12-20, Page 25I figure somebody must have got to
him. Somebody must have sat the jolly,
old gent down and convinced him that
while it's nice to give all that stuff away
at' Christmas there's nothing in it for
him.
What probably happened was Santa,
like just about every working stiff in
the world, got fed up. He wasn't
prepared to go to the extremes he has
in the past few years but he knew he
had to do something and it just got
away from him.
I mean what could the guy do. When
he got in the business things were a
piece of cake. People were easy to
please, toys were simple, costs were
way down and flying was a ball.
But the whole thing got away from
him. Television showed kids that dolls
weren't supposed to be immoveable
plastic objects with wire hair they were
supposed to be lifelike things that could
complain about hair styles, wet the
bed, spit up and whine about having to
eat potatoes for supper. Big brother's
hockey skates won't cut it any more
and if Santa doesn't come down the
chimney with a full bag of hockey
equipment there won't be any
MacDonald's gift certificates waiting
for him.
Not only that the man is no longer
willing to put all his marbles in the
hands of a reindeer whose nose glows in
the dark.•Rudolph may be heck on fog
but he's not much on DC los that are
out of control and communication
satelites that are lost.
And' what aboutthose darling elves.
Use to be they got a big kick out of
making toys for the good little boys and
girls ai°ound the world but no more.
Now they've got to have time and a
half for overtime, double time for
holidays, they want their birthdays off,
are looking for a four day work week,
want Santa to pick up the tab for their
doctor and dentist bills and keep t fling
him without a cost of living clause
they're going south.
So what could the man do. On top of
all that he's got asthma from flying
through all that pollution and finds out
that those cookies he's been eating at
each stop have put his cholesterol level
out of sight.
Who can blame him for selling the
reindeer, telling the elves to do rude
things with their picket signs and
scooping up Mrs. Claus and grabbing
that dream home in Florida.
He packed it in and turned over his
job to mom, dad and the charge cards.
The result of Santa's moves is that
kids no longer buy that line about you'd
better watch out you'd better not pout,
Now they grab the Eaton's
catalogue, circle the stuff they want
and sit the parents down to go over the
list.
Tell a kid he'd better tow the line if he
wants Santa to come through Christ-
mas day and he'll look at you like
you've got two heads.
No I'm afraid Santa had all he could
handle. Word is he turned in the red
suit for a pin striped three piece and did
what every sensible man in his position
would do. He got into politics.
A few pounds lighter and shy the
beard Santa is now bearing gifts to the
nation in much easier fashion.
He now gets up in the house of
commons once a year and says to the
people "you want an airline, you want a
television and radio network, you want
me to give you tax breaks so here's
what I'm going to do".
But he still hasn't shed all his
problems. His elves came. ,back to
haunt him jumping up and down telling
him his ideas stunk last year and they
still stink. The elves got together and
forced Santa to go back on the streets
and convince people he's the great guy
they thought he was When he'first got
into public life.
Jeff
Seddon
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Help!
If you're _like me the Christmas
shopping has not been completed and a
quick glance at the calendar indicates
there are but a few scant shopping days
remaining.
Despite repeated vows to smarten up
my act the Christmas shopping doesn't
command serious attention until time
is running out. I have always played
the deadlines close.
And I don't suspect my habits will
change much. But there is a certain
excitement in making last minute mad
dashes through the shopping list. It sort
of gets me in the spirit.
But this year, I am afraid, I am in-
carcerated by the dilemna.
It's not the lateness that frightness
me but rather, my ideas for gifts are
somewhat limited and that compounds
problems for the procrastinating
shopper.
My lack of gift ideas, I would
suggest, has delayed any significant
} purchases.
So this morning I have been com-
piling a list of possible gift suggestions.
Innovative items for the person who
has e'eryFthing.
Give them a glance; there's likely
something that will catch your eye.
1.Electric long underwear for the
outdoors type of guy who has an
aversion to frosty buns on a nippy
morning. Extension cord not included.
2.;An elegant lethaer briefcase that is
actually a wineskin and will hold 240
ounces of your favorite beverage. A
clear plastic tube running from the
briefcase and up your coat sleeve to
your mouth is an attractive option.
Take it on your next business trip or do
a lot work at home.
3.For the man who has everything -fur -
lined boxer shorts add that extra cosy
touch on chilly mornings. Feels softto
the touch too.
4. A 52-week beer appreciation course.
A thoughtful gift that gives year-round
'pleasure.
5,VPntilhtpd panty -hose -for the little
lady with unsightly leg hair this unique
gift allows leg hair to stick right
through the pantyhose eliminating that
nie"ssy, matted look.
6. Beauty kit -for that special little
woman in your life this kit includes
blow torch, jig saw for stubborn facial
hair, sturdy steel pliers for eyebrow
plucking and a 45 -gallon drum of axel
grease for night applications.
7. Electric hedge clippers- a handy
item to, have for your yard work but it
can also double as a practical gift for
the lady with tough underarm hair
problems.
8. Bathroom scale- this model is 6 feet
in length and is ideal for the person who
is unable to. look over his or her
stomach and read an ordinary scale. A
cheater model that will not register
past 180 pounds, is also available.
9. The neglected wife kit -surprise the
loving partner with this ideal neglected
wife kit. A crnaera attached near the
door will automatically take your
picture upon entering and register the
time right on the picture. This kit can
also be purchased with tape recorded
messages that begin; Well it's about
time. Where the hell have you been
10. The Harried Husband Kit- con-
versely this kit provides tape recor-
dings of the best alibis known to man.
No arguments needed. Simply play the
recording.
11. Blind Date Kit -ever been on a blind
date and the girl had the greatest
personality ever. Right. Well this kit
comes with a durable brown paper bag
and a fake nose, glasses and mustouche
.disguise for the gentleman. Can also be
used for the spouse.
12. Bad Breath Guide -does someone
you know have breath that would melt
the snow in the driveway. This booklet
tells how to turn that social stigma into
practical applications. Melt snow on
your sidewalks, defrost frozen meats or
get into television commercials.
I think my shopping worries are
over.
Name contest winners
Signal -Star Publishing
Company Limited is
pleased to announce that
the winners have been
selected in the "What's
Cooking At Your Place"
contest.
Marjorie Duizer of
'Londesboro won $50 for
her "grasshopper pie"
entry found on page 27 of
the November cook book
supplement to the
newspaper.
Gail Currie of Goderich
won $50 for her Women's
Day Out group with her
recipe for cheese wafers.
It is found on page 43.
The Trinity United
Church Women, Unit 6, of
the Trinity United Church
in Listowel will receive
$50 for their baked
chicken and rice recipe
submission found on page
15.
And Sheila Corriveau
won $50 for the Second
Goderich Girl Guide
Company of which she is
a member. Sheila's
winning recipe is but-
terscotch chow mein
cookies and can be found
on page 47.
Judges for the 'contest
were Mrs. Rita Powell of
Clinton, a champion
baker at the Clinton
Spring Fair; Mrs. Jan
Bernard and Mrs. Bev
Zoethout, home
economics teachers at
G.D.C.I.; Jan Ainslie and
Pat Senn, home econmics
teachers at Central
Huron Secondary School
in Clinton; and Mrs. June
Gilchrist, a home
economics teacher in
Lucknow.
Thankyou to everyone
who participated in the
contest. The judges had a
difficult task. There are
obviously a lot of good
cooks out there.
the
derich
SIGNAL
STIL\P'R
132 YEAR -51
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 20, 1979
SECOND SECTION
Good cooks were sur
BY JOANNE
BUCHANAN
Gail Currie of Goderich
is a busy mother with a
fan-il-y_of _four___ children,
including_ one __pre-
schooler. She also works
part-time as an RNA at
Alexandra Marine and
General Hospital.
All of this doesn't leave
- her much time for
cooking and baking:
However, she did manage
to win $50 for her
- Women's Day Out group
with her recipe contest
entry for cheese wafers.
"I'm not much of a
sewer but I love baking,"
says Mrs. Currie.
She admits that she
_ was_ yery_ su prised that
her recipe won the
contest. She almost didn't
even enter it. Barb
Desjardins had men-
tioned to the Women's
Day Out group that she
would collect recipe
entries from all the
women at a Wednesday
meeting and take them to
the Signal -Star. Mrs.
Currie forgot to take a
recipe to that meeting so
she quickly jotted one
down when she went
home at noon and took it
to Mrs. Desjardins.
"I never thought
anymore about it," she
says.
She remembers when.
the recipe book came out,
her husband was sur-
prised to see her name in
it.
"I hadn't even bothered
Sheila Corriveau, 11, of Goderich won $50 for the Second Goderich Girl
Guide Company with her recipe entry for butterscotch chow mein cookies in
the Signal -Star's recent "What's Cooking At Your Place" contest. (Photo by
Joanne Buchanan)
a
to mention that I had
entered," she says.
When she won, Mrs.
Currie phoned her friend
Carole Damen in Lucan
because she had
originally ..gotten the
cheese wafer recipe 'from
her.
"They are little
biScuits. They're good to
have with cheese instead
of crackers. And you can
make them ahead of time
and freeze them," she
explains.
Mrs. Currie plans to go
rised at their
on what she calls "a
baking spree" this
weekend to make goodies
for her own family for
Christmas.
"I used to go on sprees
at rne_...when.I__w,as_
younger and do the
baking for my mom," she
says.
She hasn't had much
time to bake for her own
family because . she has
been baking'fi'or 'baiaars
and has been involved in
two "cookie exchanges",
an eight dozen exchange
with members of North
Street U.C.W. and a six
dozen exchange with
members of Women's
Day Out.
As a working mother
iwith�fau _chilciren, Mrs
Currie has become a
careful shopper. She
makes out menus for the
week and then goes
through the newspaper
looking for bargains and
making her grocery list.
"I like grocery shop-
- ping except for the
prices," she says.
success
She uses her slow the individual category.
cooker a lot too and finds A lot of people have
it a valuable aid when she complimented her on it.
is working. "Maybe another
Since she does so much time..." she says. For
baking, Mrs. Currie says now, she is happy to have
her chileren-ha-ve--coce-to- w.on---money.._for.-[ocnen's-
expect dessert all the
time. Her daughter has
also begun to enjoy
baking.
Mrs. Currie only en-
tered one recipe in the
Signal -Star contest. If she
had been thinking, she
says she would have
entered her raisin loaf in
Day Out. She says the
group has many good
uses for it.
Marjorie Duizer of
Londesboro loves to sew.'
She says she sews almost
constantly.
She did take time out
from her sewing,
however, to submit
several recipes in the
individual categroy, of the
Signal -Star's recipe
contest recently. a
She was really sur-
---prised---to-heap 'irat-sltc
would receive $50 for her
grasshopper pie entry.
"I've never won such a
contest before," she says.
In fact, she continues, she
seldom ever wins
anything.
Although she never did
much -cooking and baking,
Turn to page 3A e
Gail Currie of Goderich loves to bake. She recently won $50 for the Women's
Day Out group with her cheese wafer recipe which she entered in the Signal -
Star's "What's Cooking At Your Place" contest. Here, she takes a raisin loaf
out of the oven. (Photo by Joanne Buchanan)
Marjorie Duizer of Londesboro recently took time out from her sewing
projects to enter the Signal Star's "What's Cooking At Your Place" contest.
She won $50 for herself in the individual category with her recipe for
grasshopper pie. (Photo by Joanne Buchanan)