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How many of you are into serious
exercise?
I mean really into that gut wren-
ching, perspiration producing kind of
-stuff that makes it difficult to
distinguish your Weep from an or-
dinary man's waist.
Not me. Although it may be difficult
to detect at a quick glance.
But admittedly I have to admire
people who have the courage to run 49
miles in the morning before work, lift
weights on their lunch\\ hour, play
taopkey in 'the evening and bend
crowbars while watching television
just to keep the pectorals in peak.
Fitness has become a disease in this
society. And the major symptom 'of
that disease is running or jogging. I am,
told their is a big difference between
the two.
It was almost as bad as a bomb
threat or discovering you had bad
breath. Jogging became a necessjty off
life.
Improve your heart condition and
circulation, improve your sex life,
improve your general health, improve
your appetite, improve the world the
pundits of the North Star set would
claim. And all could be realized by
getting up at 5.30 a,m. and pounding the
pavement with the neighbourhood
dogs.
I tried it once. Laced up the trusty
treads and bounded a half mile down
the road. That certainly doesn't qualify
as a bona fide effort but I had no in-
clinations to be a marathon man.
Tobe honest my winter activities are
limited to lifting food staples and
comforting beverages in the vicinity of
my face. And I have a nagging fear that
with too much exercise my beverage
arm would one day seize up from the,
strain and thereby be rendered useless
for my remaining days. It's worth
considering.
But there was comfort in recent
reports that fitness could be hazardous
to your health. That's right.
Purple -faced joggers chugging along
with backaches, muscle tears, bruised
tendons, blisters ° and shin splints
hardly qualify, for a fitness award.
You're killing yourselves people.
Strenuous exercise can shorten your
life if you're not prepared for vigorous
exercise. Ambitious joggers are the
most vulnerable. Sample the fallowing.
They develop blisters, muscle tears,
stress fractures, skin hemmorages,
aches and jogger's nipples from
friction against the t -shirt. And it can
strike the best n£ rI1nnPr sr_egar Amp-ej
sex.
The only consolation for non joggers
is that the latter ailment would lead to
bear chested jogging. It could develop
into quite a popular spectator sport.
And the list of permanent damage
goes on so listen tight to this one gang.
In the winter months male joggers
run the risk of penile frostbite. That
occurs when the tip of the penis freezes
and it is apparently very painful.
No kidding.
There has never -been any mention of
hockey players or even skiers being
victims of penile frostbite.
Could it be deduced that joggers are
given to tip,. of exhibitionism while
cavorting &bout the snow? That
possibility exists. Or perhaps they have
never explored the feasibility of
wearing fur -lined jock straps on chilly
mornings.
What this news has done, for this
scribe anyway, is confirmed the
negative aspects of jogging and run-
nin -There's no -way you can convince
me that a guy with jogger's nipples and
penile frostbite is healthy and enjoying
life more than me. No way.
People who do that sort of thing are
looking for pain. Why not do something
you enjoy.
I mean,even hoisting beverages must
have some sort of exercise qualities
and doctors have cited examples of
fooling around being somewhat
beneficial to the old bod.
I'll take my chances on the latter
two.
Evelyn Boyce serves Bertha Ruffell a cup of tea at the Victoria Street
United Church November Fair which was held last Wednesday afternoon.
The annual fair, under the auspices of the U.C.W., featured a bake table,.
craft tables and a tea room. (Photo by Joanne Buchanan)
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132 YEAR
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 1979
SECOND SECTION
Skaters bring home sectional honor
BY JOANNE
BUCHANAN
Figure skating part-
ners Curtis Moore and
Debbie Horton recently
brought honors to both:
the Wingham and
Goder_ich-Eigur_e-S-ka-ting._,
Clubs when they won a
silver medal for placing
second in pre novice
dance at the Western
Ontario Sectionals in
Preston.
Curtis and Debbie have
been skating together
since last September. It
was their second year in a
row to attend the sec-
tionals in Preston. Last'
year they placed fifth. -
Curtis, 13, belongs to
the Wingham Figure
Skating Club and has
been figure skating since
he was three years old..
He is the son of Fred and
Jacqueline Moore of
Wingham.
Debbie, also 13, belongs
to the Goderich Figure
Skating Club • and has
been figure skating since
she was about nine years
old. She is the daughter of
Everett and June Horton
of Goderich.
Curtis and Debbie's
pro is Rick Pettit. They
also take lessons from
Roy Bradshaw in Toronto
once a week.
Curtis and Debbie will
1-Ee
Wand someday they
would even like to enter
world competition. They
are quick to add though
that every figure skater
has that dream and that
one has to be really good
to;fulfill it.
Partners -ohn Barger
and Aveleigh Cook, both
of the Goderich Figure
Skating ' Club, attended'
the sectionals in Preston
too. It was the first time
that they had ever at-
tended and they placed
fifth in pre novice dance.
They have been skating
together for about a year.
John, 16, has been
figure skating since he
was l0 years old. He is the
son of Allan and Marie
Barger of Lucknow.
Aveleigh, 13, has been
figure skating since she
was about six years old.
next
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Benmiller ladies busy with knitting
BY JOANNE
BUCHANAN
A group of about 10
women from Benmiller
have been knitting up a
storm since last January.
So far, this group has
turned over about 80
articles--mits, slipper
socks, matching sweaters
and caps, sweater coats
and pullovers, all for
children up to 14 years of
age --to the Christmas
Bureau under the
auspices of Huron
County's Family and
Children's Services.
The group is under the
convenership of Mrs.
Edna Moore who
distributes the yarn
which she gets free
through Family and
Children's Services. She
sees that the finished
articles get back to the
agency as well.
Other women who
would like to do knitting
for the Christmas Bureau
can pick up free yarn
either from Mrs. Moore
(524-6327) or from Mrs.
Dot Scott at the Tender
Years clothing store on
Kingston Street.
The Christmas Bureau
is also interested in-
terested in receiving
toys, books, games,
clothing and donations of
money. County coor-
dinator for the bureau is
MollyBurke who can be
reached by calling
Family and Children's
Services in Goderich.
The Christmas Bureau
has a depot in each town
in the county. The
Goderich-depot is located
at the Salvation Army
Citadel on Waterloo
Street. It will be open for
donations from
December 3 to 11 and' is
under the convenership of
Kinette, Diane Arm-
strong.
The Kinsmen have set
up toy drops' at various
stores and schools in
town. All donations to
these drops will be taken
to the Goderich depot.
Everything donated to
the Goderich depot, in.
eluding knitting, will be
distributed through the
county Christmas Bureau
which has been set up
through Family and
Children's Services for
families and children
under its supervision or
care.
Black River reprieved
The lake freighter Black River, featured in a Signal -
Star article on November 15, has a reprieve fromthe
scrapyard.
Much to the surprise of shipwatchers, the 84 -year-
old vessel has been resold. Her purchasers are the
Cayman Shipping Corporation of Georgetown, Grand
Cayman Island. She will see service in the West
Indies.
The vessel, a frequeiit caller to the port of Goderich,
has been renamed Tuxipancliffe. She was to leave the
Great Lakes in mid-November flying the flag of
Panama. Most of her future service will be the
transportation of grain products from New Orleans to
island centres of the West Indies,
She is the daughter of
John and Mary Cook of
Go der ich.
John and Aveleigh's
pro is Rick Pettit. They
are looking forward to
placing even better in
next year's sectionals.
Both sets of partners
are now anxious to attend
Hamilton -Stoney Creek
competition. They have
all been to that com-
petition before and with a
bit of experience behind
them, • are hoping to do
well.
Skating partners John Barger and Aveleigh
(left) and Debbie Horton and: Curtis Moore recently
attended the Western Ontario Sectionals in Preston.
Cook
John and Aveleigh placed fifth in pre novice dance
and Debbie and Curtis placed second to bring home
a silver medal. (Photo by Joanne Buchanan)
Tis the season to be jolly and go out of
your mind trying to be innovative with
the Christmas gifts.
Drive yourself into a manic
depression trying to pick out nifty little
gifts for people that will please them on
the big morning. Be the one to pick out
the neatest gifts so that when people
open, them they'll say, "this is a neat
gift'.
It's usually not that difficult for
spouses and children. It's tougher for
moms and dads because they've been
getting gifts for half a century or more
and have gotten just about every nifty
thing created by man. It's a drag
buying for in laws and it's just short of
hell buying a nifty thing for the person
whose name you draw at the office.
The problem with these nifty gifts is
that most of them carry a price tag that
is 5ust a bit too nifty. The things you
spot that you feel would make an in-
noi ative gift are the things department
stores know are innovative. So being
innovative retailers they take care of
themselves pricing the item.,
The only way to get the job done
properly is to go the route of govern-
ment. Commission a study, which
you'll do yourself, to try to find out
what the person you're buying for
needs.
That in itself requires innovation.
Pad and paper in hand you drop in on
the person and follow them around for
a day. You note that in the morning
they claim they wouldn't mind a
scrambled egg for breakfast but don't
have time to do the scrambling.
Your notes would say th'at an electric
egg scrambler may be just the thing.
But then the person adds that the egg
will only up their cholesterol count and
they're probably better off without it
Scratchthe egg scrambler.
Getting dressed the person quickly
gets angry because they can't find the
dress to go with the blouse or can't firi'd
they're blue tie. The notes will say
clothes hangers that allow a person to
put an ensemble on one hanger and be
ready for the morning.
The person then decides they don't
want to wear those clothes anyhow and
change their mind completely.
The note says the clothes hangers
will probably cause the person to get
everything they own out of the closet
every morning before they decide what
to wear. Scratch the hangers.
Heading for the car your friend
stands in the blustery' winter weather
searching'for keys and then complains
they can't remember where they put
the windshield scraper. Notes indicate
a scraper that ;doubles as a keychain
may be just the thing.
You then note the person really has
no intention of scraping the windshield
bait rather sits and listens to the car
radio while the defroster does its thing.
Scratch the scraper keychain.
By this time you've had it following
this nut around and feel you'd rather
suffer through the frustrations of
shopping on your own when everything
falls into place.
Finally ready for work your subject
puts .the car in reverse, takes -a deep
breath, and twists in the seat to look out
the back window. All those scrambled
eggs since -last Christmas take their
toll.
A row of buttons on a' shirt or the
seam of a blouse lets go and those five
pounds are bared to the world.
The notes say new shirtfo ..,father -in,
law, new blouse for mother-in-law plus
diet books for stocking stuffers.,
Ask to be dropped -off at the nearest
store and by lunch yi:ur shopping
problems will be over.
Now that wasn't difficult was it?
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