HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Goderich Signal-Star, 1979-10-18, Page 23skesv e
Inside This Section:
Maple Leaf IODE hear Lucia Zemekal from Brazil Page 2A
Many new businesses boost Goderich trade area Page 3A
Round'n'About with Martha Rathburn Page 4A
Jack Riddell talks about teachers' rights
to go on strike Page 6A
Ladies' Legion Auxiliary busy as Christmas
season nears Page 4A
Women's Institute members from area rally in
Elimville Page 12A
Weddings Page 10A, 11A
Farm page
Captain Comet Page 14A
Church page Pge 8A
Page 9A
War has been declared.
Choose up sides now cause the
government is launching a crusade
against mindless women.
As hard to believe as that may seem
the government believes they exist.
And should you find one, hustle the poor
dear to the nearest politician.
The new Secretary of State, David
MacDonald, has asked the Canadian
Radio -Television and Communication
Commission (CRTC) to probe sex
stereotyping in the broadcast industry.
MacDonald wants the CRTC to set
guidelines to the curb the portrayal of
women in commer.cials as mindless
maidens anchored in the kitchen with a
propensity for pleasing her man and
removing those, stubborn stains from
the bathroom bowl.
Such advertising, he claims, is of-
fensive and insulting to half of the
population.
.According to the commercials a
woman's day at home goes something
like this.
Janet was glad to have hubby and the
kids off to work and school and have a
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moment to relax with a cup of coffee.
But she at least felt reassured they
headed out with a hearty breakfast.
The cereal afterall, , did contain
thiamin, riboflavin and five important
nutrients.
She felt tired this morning having
tossed much of the night worrying
about removing those ground in stains
from the kids school clothes and ring -
around -the -collar that plagued Bill's
shirts.
Hers was not an easy existence she.
thought over coffee. And her problems
seemed magnified each day.
The thought of all the work that
needed attention pulled her out of the
daydream and she began cleaning the
oven. A job she disliked.
"Be a good cook and you'll get a
man," she could still her mother's
words. "But all I ever got was my head
in a dirty oven, scrubbing, scraping,"
she lamented to herself.
Just then, her neighbour, Barbie
bounced in the back door with
seemingly nothing on her mind but
sitting and chatting.
"I don't ,have a lot of time Barbie.
This oven needs cleaning, there's a
wash to do and the toilet bowl has some
stubborn stains," Janet said.
"Boy, I'd need roller skates to keep
with you Janet. How do you do it?"
"I use Mighty Max pads for full
feminine protection, Barbie. Try. them.
You can go skydiving, bowling or even
play tennis and never worry," Janet
explained. Barbie skipped home
exhilirated in the knowledge her life
could now be more active and complete
with this feminine secret.
Janet was finished with the oven and
busied herself with the wash. Only last
week a man in the supermarket had
wrestled the Tide' away from her with
the promise that the Brand X would
dissolve stubborn stains in minutes.
And She couldn't refuse the $50.
As she pulled some clothes from the
dryer another neighbour,Nancy,
slipped in for a visit and entered the
laundry room.
Janet offered a meagre greeting but
was obviously annoyed. ,"My wash just
doesn't have that softness, Nancy," she**
said.
"Haven't you heard? Look, just toss
one of these Silly Softies in and the
wash will be so soft the family will
notice," she said. ,,
The two ladies so welcomed the news
they flitted about the laundry room
together extolling the brilliant scien-
tific breakthrough of Silly Softies.
The day was winding dwon for Janet
but despite the weariness she had a
thought. Maybe, just maybe, she would
get out that Lady -Schick beautifying kit
and do herself up. And when hubby
came through the door and took one
look at her he'd know that at a time like
this he really bought the kit for himself.
And since she was getting dolled up
why not invite Ken and Barbie over
later in the evening. And hubby would
probably pull out the projector and
show old slides of his full -figured girl,
who still had the figure of the gal he
married.
And the government thinks that's
mindless.
IGNAL
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 18, 1979
STAR
SECOND SECTION
Staff gives royal treatment
Sigilaf-Star fascinates editors
BY JOANNE
BUCHANAN
Last Wednesday four
Goderich . and area
students got a taste of
what newspapering is all
about --weekly
newspapering that is.
As winners of the
Editor for a Day contest
with their essays on The
International Year of the
Child theme, Lori
Dykstra, :Judy, Car-
michael, Debbie Barz
and Jeff Bissett had a
chance to spend the whole
day at the Goderich
Signal -Star.
At the Signal -Star, the
students spent half an
-our-. in each separate
department and learned
the basics about putting a
newspaper together,
from writing copy and
selling ads to pasting up
pages and running those
pages off the press.
Each student seemed to
come away with different
impressions of what he or
she liked best.
Debbie Barz, a Grade 7
student representing
Robertson Memorial
School and the daughter
of the Reverend and Mrs.
Marvin L. Barz of
Goderich, liked the
presses best, claiming
they were "noisy but,
neat".
Jeff Bissett, a Grade 6
student representing
Victoria Public School
and the son of Mr. and
Mrs. John Bissett of
Goderich, liked all the
computers best.
Judy^ Carmichael,' a
Grade 9 student
representing Brookside
School and the daughter
of Mr. and Mrs. Don
Pengelly of Dungannon,
liked the way the ads
were made up and was
also impressed by the
mini disc terminals used
by the 'editorial depar-
tment for typing stories.
Lori Dykstra, .a Grade 9
student representing
Colborne Central School
and the daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. Harry Dykstra
of R.R. 3 Goderich,-.liked
the ad department best
and also liked the way the
pages were pasted up.
"We should have had
two days here instead of
just one. There's so much
to remember. The day
went so fast," com-
mented Lori, adding that
she, would even like to
work at the Signal -Star.
Whenthe students
arrived at Signal -Star
bright and early Wed-
nesday morning, they
met with company
president, R.G. Shrier,
who welcomed them and
told them a , little about
"Turn to page 2 •
Composing room foreman, Lloyd Lounsbury, ex-
plains to students Jeff Bissett, Judy Carmichael,
Lori Dykstra and. Debbie Barz, how he gets typed
strips of copy from a computer at the Goderich
Signal -Star. The four students were special guests
at the Signal -Star last Wednesday. (Photo by
Joanne Buchanan)
Goderich Signal -Star secretary, Phyllis Steep, tells
these four students about newspaper subscriptions.
Left to right, the students are Judy Carmichael,
Lori Dykstra, Debbie Barz and Jetf Bissett, all
winners in the Editor for a Day contest sponsored
by the Signal -Star,. (Photo by Joanne Buchanan)
These students posing with Signal -Star Publishing Limited
president, R.G. Shrier,' were the winners of the Goderich Signal -
Star Editor for a Day contest. Each one wrote a winning essay on
the International Year of the Child and all were treated to a
special day at the Goderich Signal -Star last Wednesday. At the
I realize they've got to do everything
possible to get their money back but
they sure make it tough on fans.
Television kicked a pile of money into
major league ball club bank accounts
this year and to protect their in.:
vestment they are doing everything
possible to turn a game into an event.
Television rights to the World Series
games involve millions of dollars
shuffling around the offices of ball
teams, advertising agencies and
television networks. But it also means
a great deal of shuffling for the poor
slob trying to hold down a job, take
care of marital responsibilities and
watch a ball game.
You advise your Wife that the World
Series, I mean the WORLD SERIES,
starts tonight and you want to see this
monumental affair. You advisekt,ier
that the game starts at 8:00 p.m. and
should be over in a couple of hours.
Then you start telling her otherwise.
She walks in the room at 8:15, looks
a the screen, and says she thought
there was a ball game on. It's tough to
explain that the marching band, the
choirs, fireworks, bells and whistles
are part of the action. They're in-
troducing the trainer for the Baltimore
Orioles.
Confused, but confident that fact is
important to thegame; she curses the
marriage of television and sport.
At 8:35 she cruises back through the
living room. She asks who you want to
win. After learning which team the
household Supports she asks the
question you hoped she wouldn't. Who's
winning.
At 9:05 she walks back in figuring if
the game takes two hours, as you
assured her it would, she asks how the
club,Ls doing.
Pittsburgh had a bit of a rally going
but the Orioles managed to get out of it.
The Birds are just coming to the plate.
How come it takes so long she asks
confused.
Well, television is paying millions for
the rights to the game and to get some
of that back they're having two and a
half minutes of commercials between
innings at $100,000 per minute. The
pitchers are slow workers, the batters
are cold because it's snowing, and
Howard Cosell took an extra five
minutes to tell us why this World Series
is the best ever.
At 9:30 she gives up. The Orioles
scored a hunch in the bottom of the first
and lead 5-0. She watched another
inning, nothing happened, the an-
nouncers said the fact that nothing was
happening was an indication she was
watching a pitching classic, and she
opted out for a bath.
Shortly after 11:00 she comes back in
to,catch the news.
It's the seventh and the Pirates are
back in it. They scored one in the fourth
and two in the sixth and are trailing 5-3.
The news will probably be a half hour
late. There are only three innings left.
She sits down to watch. Nothing
happens for two innings or an hout,
which ever comes first.
The Pirates score one and I tell her
there's only on more inning to go. The
Orioles have a relief man in and all he
has to do is get three out and the game
is over. There's a Pirate runner at first.
Don Stanhouse was the wrong man
for the job. He comes on at 11:30. It's
11:35 and much to my wife's
amazement he still hasn't thrown a
pitch.
She's now more interested in how
long this guy can avoid throwing a
pitch than whether or not the Orioles
win.
The Orioles are jumping around
celebrating, Howard is yapping about
the ex.cellence of the game, my wife
yawns and asks who won.
The Orioles.
Is it all over.
There's six more games.
We're not going through this every
night.
We'll talk in the morning. It's 11:45
and I've got a tough day tomorrow.
end of the day, Mr. Shrier presented them with gift packages
including special certificates. Left to right are Debbie Barz, Judy
Carmichael, (Mr. Shrier), Lori Dykstra and Jeff Bissett. (Photo
by Joanne Buchanan)
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