The Goderich Signal-Star, 1979-09-06, Page 19skesVe
Inside This Section:
Students tell what they think about the rights ,
of children Page 2A, 3A
What's doing in Goderich and throughout
Southwestern Ontario? Page 4A, 5A
Jack Riddell . Page 6A
Baha'i's hold summer school with some
European speakers Page 8A
Farm Page Page 10A
Cath Wooden says farewell to her summer readers
at Signal -Star Page 11A
People in Particular Page 12A
Perhaps !.should be flattered.
But, to tell you the truth the whole
thing doesn'tsit right with me.
For the past week a fierce and
devastating hurricane has been lashing
out at tiny islands in the Carribbean
leaving death and destruction in its
path.
Early this week, the sane hurricane
ravaged parts of Florida and
threatened several states in the
southeastern United States.
A terrible natural disaster to be sure.
And those of us in Ontario, with recent
memories of tornadoes, can empathize
with the plight of those in the south:
What bothersme is that this tem-
pestuous hurricane that is tossing
buildings around with wild abandon,
killing people and leaving thousands
homeless bears my name.
To the. world it is known as Hurricane
David.
Now why couldn't it have been a
Hurricane Wally or Herman or even
George or Frank?
No, it had to be David and I am
certain that those of us who bear that
name are gaining a bad reputation.
Frankly, I'm distressed.
My namesake hurricane has struck
with such devastation and force that
perhaps, now people's opinion of my
temperrnent will be bvershadpwed by
their memory of Hurricane David.
But, I ask you, could a nteek, mild-
mannered reporter of slim stature be
accurately compared to one of nature's
most arduous storms?
I would think not.
Have you ever known a David of a
volatile nature that could be compared
to a hurricane? Of course you haven't.
We're knownas men of strength,
courage, compassion, razor-sharp wit,
incredible good looks, understanding
and modesty.
Arid those attributes have been
documented throughout history by
such men as David, who, although
small in stature, slayed the giant,
Goliath, with one deft stroke of a
slingshot.
Or how about the statue of David-, a
brazen and muscular lad whose naked
body sends women into fits of
swooning.
That is the stereotype that we Davids
have come to expect ant; lived up..to in
our own modest way.
But now, is our image to be tainted by
some offbeat meteorologists who in-
discriminately chose the name David. I
would think a protest of some sort
would be fair.
What ever happened to the great
women hurricanes of the past. Has
women's lib affected our weather
reporting?
The evidence appears to support that
theory.
- A hurricane by the name of David
just doesn't seem to imply the ferocity
of others in the past by virtue of the
evidence purported earlier.
What happened to the ?reat
hurricanes like Bertha or Hazel?/ Their
very names conjured of visions of vast
destruction and death. Women
somehow, have that power.,•
Take for instance Hurricane Bertha.
The name implies a rather big, burly
broad bent on wreaking havoc and
destruction wherever she goes. It can
be compared to facing the little woman
after showing up late with a hint of beer
on the breath. Instant hurricane.
But, I suppose, because of women's
-eagerness for equalization across the
board, there will be equal pay for equal
work, equal job opportunities and now,
equal hurricanes.
Which, I suppose is fair for fairness
sake.
But just between us, after a Bertha or
a Hazel, who is going to take a
Hurricane David seriously.
I will just have to work at restoring
our good name.
tederich
132 YEAR -36
J
IGN.AL STAPH
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBE t,;^6, 1979
SECOND SECTIO
Sympathy. for Bufferin
BY CATH WOODEN
Four years ago,
Theresa Harding wat-
ched' her father die in
Toronto's Sunnybrook
veterans' hospital. Seeing
the old soldiers from
various wars lie alive -but
lifeless sparked a nerve
in Theresa that she
couldn't ignore.
She wrote a song,
called "Precious Men".
"It's not a gentle song,"
says Theresa. "In fact,
it's very anti -war, like
Joan Baez."
Long after Theresa
wrote the ong, she began
to form an idea, an idea
she presented to the
Royal Canadian Legion
Ontario Provincial
Command 109, Goderich.
She asked the members
for their financial
backing so that she could
put together a record
album that would be .a
mixture of music and
documentary, com-
memorating all. those
who fought in the world
wars. The concept has
never been tried in the
history of Canada by the
Legion.
The Goderich Legion
members met for three
months before giving
their approval. The
project involves
thousands and thousands
of dollars and Theresa
year-old girl who is going cut at Mercy Brothers
blind. recording studio in
Th? choir on the album Elmira and has "one of
is Goderich's Harbour- the best producers in
aires, made up of legion Canada," Rob Allestine.
members and directed by Also very much in -
Lorne Dotterer, "a very volved is the Goderich
determined and qualified Legion eo-rnn4ttee, made
Man," says Theresa. up of Neil Shaw, Ed
"Any choir would give Tonks, Roy Mugford, Les
their eye teeth to do this Reilly; and Ed Stiles.
album," Theresa says, They work on an advisory
basis and will help in
promotion and the
mailing out of the album.
The projected market
for the album awes
Theresa: She saw it "as a
local thing" at first, but it
has blossomed to a
Canada -wide and
possible U.S. copywright
marketing deal.
There are 375,000 Royal
Canadian Legion
members who are the
main market, but really
the. potential customer is
an one.
•Theresa sees the main
marketing problem in
keeping up with the or -
but here we have the
focal motivation and it's
just fantastic."
Also featured .on the
album are clips of
Hitler's final speech;
borrowed from the CBC
library, arid conversation
in a bomber as it was
going"down. A local man,
Don Henry, is designing
the cover of the album.
As manager of the
album responsible for
production, marketing,
and promotion, Theresa
is "realizing how much is
really involved in the •
production of a recor-
ding. The album is being
ders rather than trying to
sell what they have.
The album will be
released on May 8, 1980,
which is the date Ger-
many officially
surrendered, and the 35th
anniversary of the
liberation of Holland.
"It makes` me very
.angry that people don't
give a damn," says a
determined Theresa.
"There were more people
at that post office shoot-
out - than at the
R-emembrance Day
service last year, and it's
a shame."
Determined is a word
that would sum up
Theresa Harding in a
nutshell. She is deter-
mined that this album
will be a stepping stone to
a career in country and
western music.
She works as a junior
accountant at the salt
mines. "My boss doesn't
know from one day to the
Campaign begins next week
next whether or not I'll up.
and quit."
'Theresa, who is 23,
began playing the guitar
seven years ago. She is a
registered writer with the
Performing Rights --
Organization and has' a
five year contract with
them.
Although she writes
folk music, Theresa
would rather be a country
and 'western performer.
"Country and Western is
more real. That's the
gr
eV' I gw up with."
(She grew up in Omemee.
Incidentally, for any rock
fans out there, Omemee
is the town in northern
Ontario that Neil Young
sings about. r
Determined to make
the album a success,.
determined to make her
own career a success,
and determined to make
people feel what she felt
at
Sunnybrook hospital
describe the nutshell that
is hard to crack.
Last resort surgery helped Nell
BY CATH WOODEN
"was prepared for Unlike cancer and
failure. I never dreamed heart disorders, arthritis.
that it would get off the is a vague disease -that
ground:" attacks people of any age
The Legion finally sa 1 at any time.
yes and the album is n It is only in recent
the process of being years that arthritis has
recorded. "The actual become a specialized
format of the album field in medicine.
won't be known until it is University Hospital - in
put together," says London has a
Theresa. Rheumatoid Diseases
The name of the album Unit which combines
is "Precious Men", the physiotherapy, drugs,
title of Theresa's song. and surgery in the
The album also features a treatment of arthritis.
poem written by 13 -year- One of the most com-
old Donna Freeman, an mon 'last -resort' • treat -
area -youngster. It will be ments of arthritis of the
read by a cousin of hip is an operation that
Theresa's, a little 10- replaces the patient's
joint with a plastic socket
and steel ball. Rather
than a cure, it is more
like an elimination of the
problem.
Mrs. Nell Coates, of
Waterloo Street in
Goderich, had such an
operation six years ago at
St. Joseph's Hospital in
London.
Before the operation,'
Mrs. Coates said she
"walked like a robot" and
was in "continuous
pain." Both hips were
operated on two weeks
apart by Dr. - Howard
Cameron, an orthepedic
surgeon.
Then followed five
weeks of in-hospital
therapy consisting of leg
extensions five times a
day and peddling an
exercise bike. "I've
peddled about 8,000 miles
since my surgery," says
Mrs. Coates.
Five months later, Mrs.
Coates was driving a car
and back at work as
deputy -sheriff of
Goderich. She retired a
year later after 20 years
on the job. She uses no
aids, except for a cane
occassionaly during the
winter.
Mrs. Coates is still
bothered by arthritis in
her knee, but surgery has
not been as successful in
that area and there are
still chances of com-
plirations. -
Until operations like
Mrs. Coates' and others
can be perfected, ar-
thritis sufferers must
make' do with aids or he
conned by. ,'miracle
cures'.
Bill Wark, president of
the local arthritis society,
says people should he
made more aware of
mechanical aids to make
tasks like reaching and
grasping easier.
He says that the job of
the 'society is to ,educate
people about these things,
and also to seed funding
for hospitals. If funds arc'
!'urn I n tf:rke.li A •
Theresa Harding was so moved by t e suffering she
witnessed in th veterens' hospital in oronto that she
wrote a song called "Precious Men". It is the title song
on an album commemerating the men who fought in
the world wars, and is being financed by the Goderich
Legion. (photo by Cath Wooden)
Boys you were right all along. The
girls didn't look like that when you
were young and chasing them.
You've all heard it said at one time.
An attractive and shapely young
female will walk by a group of males
and seconds after the males comment
on the physical attributes -of the lady
one will say "why weren't there any
around like that when I was younger?"
The remark has always been one that
is more a complaint than an accurate
observation. That group of whining
males does not believe there were no
girls like that around when they were
cavorting. What they mean is that they
didn't have the pleasure of knowing
.any of them.
But that may not be the case. An
•interesting tidbit offered by a radio
announcer this morning may make all
those males slap each ether on the arm
and say "see I told you they're getting
better'.
The announcer said that a research
done by the American Corset and
Brassiere Company indicated that
women have changed shape in the past
60 years. The research claims women
are two inches narrower at the waist
than their counterparts of 60 years ago
but that they are four inches bigger at
the bust and six inches bigger at the
hips.
It isn't just imagination or wishful
thinking. Those girls are shaplier.
Now before an army of angry women
storm my desk let me say that I am not
one of those men that stands around
judging the physical attributes of every
female that passes anywhere near me.
I'm a happily married man that does
not bemoan the departure from the
freedoms bachlerhood offers.
Oh I've been known to take the odd
picture of a shapely lady that graces
the lens of my camera when I'm on
assignment soi`newhere (like the
beach). But that is not for my benefit.
Some of"the ogres here at the office like
to spend some of their time girlwat-
ching and if I notice a lovely lady they
would appreciate I merely record the
event oh film for their benefit.
On occasion I've casually mentioned
to my wife that a girl crossing a street
in front of our car is a nice looking
young lady or that the Dallas Cowboy
chearleaders are a pleasant change
from those ugly linebackers they
always take closeups of. But that is
more of an observation than a hangup.
I would like to think that my wife
realizes that I appreciate beauty and
that I'm watching a• football game
because I enjoy the sport, not because I
enjoy closeups of either sweaty
lineback'e'rs or cheerleaders.
Most women will probably be
disgusted to learn that men actually
, devote time and energy to girlwat-
ching. Science hasn't come up with any
reasons why men get .such enjoyment
from searching crowded sidewalks and
peaches for lovely ladies. It has always
been one of those accepted things.
But this latest report from the Corset
and Bra firm may provide some
awnsers men have been waiting years
for. It should he obvious to most that
men have merely been documenting
the evolution of the opposite sex.
As I've already pointed out men have
been watching ladies for years'
claiming that those ladies are changing
shape. We've been trying to tell you
•ladies that after years of close ob-
servation we've come to the conclusion
that you're Nigger in some places and
smaller in others.
And now science is finally hacking us
up.
It's reassuring to know that a search
for heajuty is a science and not a sign of
some sort rt of perversion.
jeff-
seddon
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