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New York is a zany city.
You are likely to see anything in that
city and that aphorism holds distinc-
tive meaning for anyone that has
visited the Big Apple.
Well any New Yorkers who thought
they had seen everything were
misguided and mildly disillusioned last
week.
It seems there is an elephant on the
loose in New York, Brooklyn to be
exact, and city officials are unable to
locate it.
Several pPopIP called the--ci-ty. health_
department after apparently siting the
animal but health department doctors
gave up the search after a fruitless day
of questioning Brooklyn residents on
the whereabouts of the elephant.
Can't you just picture a health
department doctor roaming the streets
of Brooklyn knocking on doors or going
up to little old ladies in the street
saying," Excuse me, you haven't seen
an elephant about these parts, have
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you? He's kind of tall, grey, a bit on the
chunky side."
Only in New York.
But the elephant, which is likely one
of 12 shipped to New York from Africa
earlier this year, has frolicked about
the city undetected. And besides it's
against the law to have an elephant in
your living room.
So for the harried New York health
department officials here are some
sure fire leads to aid them in finding
the beast.
If the peanuts are sold out at the
playoff game hefween the New York
Rangers and Islanders after the first
period, then the elephants is among the
crowd cheering his favorite New york
hockey team on to victory.
City health officials should stake out
New York supermarkets and arrest
anyone for questioning with more than
15 jars of peanut butter in their shop-
ping cart.
Health department doctors should
camouflage themselves with tree
branches, stand erect in Central Park
while imitating a sturdy maple, .and
watch for any joggers with a size 15
EEE North Stars.
New York police could check back
issues of daily newspapers to see if the
elephant's picture has appeared in the
paper while doing a couple of disco
numbers with Margaret Trudeau at
Studio 54. Afterall, Maggie's picture
has appeared with just about everyone
else that frequents the popular disco.
Health department pers.onell should
attend Met and Yankee baseball games
and he, watchful of a section the
stadium where 40 people are injured
during the seventh inning ,stret-
ch. New York health department
doctors would be wise to plant em-
ployees at the city's zoos in case the
elephant was desparate for a last
minute date on Saturday night.
Despite the precarious nature of the
city's finances surely a detective could
be hired to follow the elephant drop-
pings that would surely lead to his lair.
The health department could pur-
chase an impressive ad campaign in
the daily papers asking commuters to
. ' report any suspicious looking
character on the subway with the smell
of peanuts on his breath.
Officials should check out every
movie theatre in the city hosting a
Tarzan film festival.
Certainly it would be the duty of
every Ne'w York citizen to report a
sagging floor in the apartment above.
New Yorkers should be wary of any
neighbourhood party that sounds. like
-the host hired -a---brass•- baud -for en-
tertainment.
Travel agencies throughout the city
should be on the lookout for anyone
booking a holiday tour of the Carter
peanut empire in Plains, Georgia.
If we can trust television advertising
the elephant is the one whose legs look
like saggy pantyhose.
But in New York, who's going to
notice the elephant anyway?
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SIGNAL
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132—YEAR 19
THURSDAY, MAY 10, 1979
SECOND SECTION
Centraldispate-h syst.em
1 a
reality
BY JOANNE municipality gets it first signals. Signals from one power so it will carry. dispatcher is always at ture of some thieves in
BUCHANAN and then the smaller• town are beamed through This a much cheaper, the other end of the Seaforth. It would have
municipalities buy into the air to antennas in the more dependable and system. -No longer do they helped in the ap-
it," he says. other - towns. They go faster method than have to rely on answering prehension of bank
Chief King feels that through the repeaters .phone, says ChiefKing. services. And the ef- robbers at Londesboro
other municipalities will and are changed back to There is a great saving ficiency of policing has too if it had been installed
now follow Huron's lead VHF signals. and can then to be made through this been increased. Already, then, thinks Chief King.
with communications be heard by every radio system because long Chief King points out, the The system makes it
systems. He thinks that in the system. Basically distance telephone calls system has helped possible for all five police
the police departments in then the repeater are no longer necessary. policemen to be more departments to know
Goderich, Clinton, receives a weak signal There is added safety for effective in car chases exactly what is hap-
Wingham, Seaforth and and repeats it at a high the policemen because a and it aided in the cap- Turn to page 2A •
Exeter co-operate
together much better now
and feel closer because
they are on the - same
network.
The Goderich Police
Department is able to
operate much more ef-
ficiently and effectively
these days thanks to the
newly installed Huron
Municipal Police Com-
munications System...a
dream that has at last
become a reality.
Chief dispatcher Ken
Anderson says the basic
idea behind the new
communications system
is to dispatch all of the
police cars in the five
participating towns
(Exeter,: Seaforth,
Wingham, Clinton and
Goderich) from one
centra•I - .station
(Goderich) so that each
of these towns can be
served by police on a 24
hour basis. Separately,
the -towns could not afford
a 24 hour service.
"The big advantage,"
says Anderson, "is that
every department in the
system can hear what's
going on in all of the other
departments through one
main radio channel."
Goderich Police Chief
Pat King, host chief for
the system, stresses that
each chief still has full
control of his own
department.
"All we're doing is
dispatching his men from
the Goderich station.
i.1nd rthes sm sit
has full authority," he
explains.
PHONE 8333
The emergency
telephone numbers have
been left the same in each
of the five towns (in
Goderich that number is
524-8333). When people
phone the emergency
numbers, they will get
the central station in
Goderich and the
dispatcher there will then
instantly dispatch the
right police car to the
right place. Each town
also has a non -emergency
number which people can
use to seek information or
for other non -
emergencies so as not to
tie up the main system
(in Goderich this number
is 524-8334).
"The emergency
numbers were all left the
same in the other towns
so the people in those
tuwns woueelrthat —
they were losing their
forces. The only dif-
ference is that when they
A FIRST use those, numbers they
will be answered from
Chief King says the Goderich," ,explains
Huron system is a first Chief King.
for the province and Each of the five towns
possibly even for Canada. has a local base station
"It is the first time that and a local repeater
five municipalities have about six feet high
gone into a system like located on top of their
this together right from town halls or water
the word go. It's the first towers. These repeaters
time a group of fick e uencp very si nagh ls Barbara Tilley, one of five dispatchers with the new the five towns will still dial the same emergency
municipalities have q y ( ) g _Huron_Municipal I'olive-Communications-S,yste olive=- ,hone_ numbers -but . will.be answered b
bought into the system from" tate poll-temen s works out of the central station in Goderich pn
collectively. Other places portables and car radios dispatching idnfullcr operation Goderich now. This system has been
have the system but and change them to ultra p g police cars s various locations in the in full since April 25. (Photo by Joanne
Y g ° five participating towns of Exeter, Seaforth,
usually a - large high frequency (UHF) Wingham, Clinton and Goderich. Citizens in each of Buchanan)
When emergency calls come through on the new Huron Municipal Police
Communications System, they are automatically recorded on this machine.
The tapes are kept for 30 days. This takes the place of keeping written logs,
explains Ken Anderson, chief dispatcher. The machine has two duplicate
recorders but only one is in operation at a time. The other is armed and
ready to go and will start within a fifth of a second if the other one fails.
(Photo by Joanne Buchanan)
I recently became an advocate of
primal scream therapy. A primal
scream is something one can do to
relieve all the tensions and anguish
people suffer from in today's society.
It also helps you to lose an argument
with your five year old daughter.
I guess it would be appropriate to
explain primal scream therapy. When
you're tied up in a knot because of
things going wrong at work or failure to
balance the books at home you go
somewhere for a little primal scream.
You're advised to go off somewhere
by yourself. If the wrong people see you
doing a primal you may find yourself in
a padded cell. You start primal scream
therapy with some deep breathing.
Once you've expanded your lungs to
capacity you reach to your toes for
energy and scream as long and loud as
possible. Hopefully when ypur lungs
and 'voice box give up you'll be relaxed.
and1able to start all over again.
Some people prefer one large primal
scream. I like to do one .whenever I
need it.
The other night I needed several.
The problem was one peice of
chocolate cake and three people that
wanted it. I like to think of myself of
master of the house, besides I'm bigger
than the kids, and as master I declared
that I should have the cake and the kids
would have strawberries and ice
cream. My logic was simple, I don't
like frozen strawberries.
My youngest daughter was no
problem. She'll sample just about
anything you pass under her nose. But
the five year old is a ticky bit more
selective. And her selection on this
occasion was chocolate cake.
In my best Henry Kissinger voice I
attempted to reason with the child. I
created a situation for her and asked
her to bass judgement. I asked her who
should get the cake if there was only
meamiimmormaimmiammannamminmy
enough for one person, her or her
sister.
She replied just the way I wanted her
too. She said if there wasn't enough for
both then neither of them should get
cake.
My sentiments exactly. And because
there's not enough for both you two are
getting strawberries and ice cream.
She then proceeded to confuse an
otherwise simple problem by asking
what would become of the cake if her
and her sister were getting ice cream.
I quickly gave her my world food
crisis line telling her that rather than
waste the cake dear old dad would be
glad to finish'it off.
She didn't buy that. As far as she was
concerned if there was no cake for the
kids there was none for the old man.
She demanded equal opportunity for all
and said I should also have ice cream
and berries.
I know that I'm going to have a
problem if I exercise any authority. If I cake was taken out of the controversy.
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tell her 1 don't like frozen strawberries
she'll say she doesn't either. It would
take forever to explain how the odd
man out would win the cake in a coin
toss. Besides the youngest can't flip a
coin and if I flipped for her I don't know
how honest I'd be if she won the toss.
Only one thing to do. Out to the
garage for a primal scream.
Calmed down I came back in and
asked her what ,to do with the cake if I
also have berries. I figure that's the
cruncher. No way she can awnser.
Give it to the dog and save the dog
food for tomorrow night.
Back td th arage.
I told her ca wasn't good for the
dog so she de nded arbitration.
Nobody eats anything until mommy
comes home. Her decision will be final.
I don't know what the darling child
had for dessert when her mommy got
home. But I do know that arbitration
was a simple matter. The chocolate
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