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LUXQSTAT IS INVENTION OF A
CANADIAN SCIENTIST.
Sun's Energy is Utilized by This De-
vice to Produce Power For An
industrial Purposes.
Coal and mi have served Ina=ty emote
rations, and have added zuuch to the
enjoyment,' . eoenfort, and we iltlt of
civilization. In the near lettere the
world will not be dependent on the
urine ante the miner for industrial pur-
.pores. Si cam will be, it<<leeal now is
'iitiAgegencroted without fuel.
Theincroosin: colt and dint in:riling
supplied of fuel i.lircc:tod the attoutiorl
of manufacturers and scientists to
other sources of power, and 1.)r. Wal-
ter J. Harvey, of the l'toyal College of
Science, Toronto, who etas devoted a
great deal of hi: time and resources
to research work. in connection with .
the application of light and heat to .
various innelu nical uses,_ invented and Tho„late J, L, Barrington, tobacco
developed t e, Luxostat. manufacturer, of Dublin, left an estate
' The sun pours its rays towards the valued at $300,000.
earth in a never ending stream, giving Dr. L, J. Curtin has been appointed
heat, light and growth to the earth's to the staff of the RosAnl Victoria Eye
surface. This sun energy is equal to and Ear Hospital, Dubli i
5,000 horse -power for an acre of land. Alderman W. McCarthy, J.P., and
More than 500,000 horse -power on a F. J. Cahill have been %ppointed ad -
100 -acre form, The Luxostat enables , ditional film censors for Dublin
us to tap in on this enormous power I The Dublin Corporation has ap-
reserve and convert it into heat, light f pointed Laurence J. Kettle. to be elec-
a:nd motion for immediate use for in -1 trical engineer for the city of Dublin.
•flu strut and other purposes or store it l The death took place recently at
for use on future occasions. Waterford of Anne Power, widow of
Luxostat, Household Word in Future, I R. Power, formerly M.P. for Water-
Luxostateann unfamiliar word --a i ford City.
word without meaning to the average i 'The death is announced of Rev. J.
person with a working kaowiedge off E, 11, Murphy, rector of Rathcome, and
the Englio-,ll language, and yet a word; professor of Irish in Dublin” Univer-
destined to become as familia' as 1 sity
"Telephone," "Automobile," "Wire- ! Rev. E. H. Lewis -Granby presided at
leas," "Aeroplane," "Submarine," and I the girls' brigade drill competitions
some other:; which in our feather's held in Gregg Memorial Hall, Dublin,
childhood clays were unknown terms, recently.
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and which now are so common and so � The body of Albert 'William, a stoker
intimate a part of our everyday life, I on H.M.S. Hyderbad, was found float
that life as we now live it would be: ing in the Liffey-, et the north exten-
ilnpossible without them, , sion wall. -
Tlte Luxostat is a system of bat- I The Agricultural Committee of the
teries of reflectors, with a mechanical Royal Dublin Society have decided to
contrivance by w11Mch the reflectors hold e winter fat stock show at Balls -
may be individually adjusted and col- bridge this year. a_
lectively operated so that the rays of The parishioners of St. Mathias
" ?tine falling on any number of re- Church, Dublin, have under considera-
filrors are directed and concentrated tion the erection of a war memorial to
upon one cone.ncn point. There is I Cost $5,000.
practically ,no limit to the number of A passport was refused to A. M.
reflectors that may be used, and, 'as O'Mara, mayor of Limerick, to proceed
each added reflector means an average( to America to raise -money for the im-
increase of more titan ten degrees Fah- provenient of the city
renheit in the intensity of heat at the The Housing Committee has recom-
point of concentration, it will be seen Ingnded to the Dublin Corporation the
that any degree of !rent required may appointment of. P. J. Dillon as superin-
-�' a obtained and that the possibilities tendent of buildings.
of the Luxostat for heat, power, and The terms of the Merchant Tailors'
lighting purposes are unlimited. Association have been accepted, and
Greatly Reduce Manufacturing Cost, the tailors, machinists and pressers
The Luxostat then, producing a have returned to work.
• great surplus of power, during the Tile parishioners of St. Peter's
periods of sunshine, with a system of Church, Dublin, have decided to erect
a memorial to
electrical .storage batteries or water fallen
their
members who havea ffalle
. reservoirs, to take care of this surplus, n in the war.
means an unlimited supply of power Rev. Gordon T. Clements, of Donors
for industnial purposes, at practically
no cost, without fuel, smoke or dirt.
Its adoption liieans a great reduction
in manufacturing costs, which seems
not only desirable, but imperative at
the present time. ,
The Commercialization of this inven-
tion means that unlimited power will
be available for every purpose. The
cost of fuel is entirely eliminated. The
Luxostat being almost automatic in its
operation, the outlay for labor is great-
ly reduced, while the equipment, when
it is manufactured on a large scale,
should cost much less than the ordin-
ary steam plant, developing an equal
horse -power.
These facts, which Dr. Harvey has
fully demonstrated, should make the
Luxostat of vital interest not only to
every user of power, but to every user'
of manufactured goods, and more than
all to the governments of the various
countries who are suffering acutely
from the high cost of living due to
post-war conditions.
According to Orders.
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eqq r Than the Ocean
Did you ,ever hear of a "subocoanic
canyon?"
The Hudson River Is one. Its bed --
Were by the flowing stream—is con-
siderably deeper ,than the offshore
part of the Atiulitic.
Another such cattyou is the channel
of the St Lawrence. Yet another is
that of the Co:1go. Both ai'e deeper
than the ocean near their mouths.
The Hudson, with the great bay into
which it flows; is a "drowned river."
That is to say, it is flooded by 'au in-
truding oceae. The bay and lower
rivet' cainpo.;e what would be called
in Norseland a fiord.
The Delaware e another drowned
rive,. Chesapeake Bay is another,
Long Inland Sound is yet another.
Why should those rivers be drown-
Iod? What has happened to them'?
Well, you sen, it is like this: The
whole east coast of North America
has sunk a good deal in the eaul•se o1
ages, owing to the enormous weight of
material brought clown by the rivers
and deposited out in the ocean off
slltlro,
13ut geologists are inclined to
think that the melting of glaciers has
largely to do with the phenomenon.
Onco-upoie a time a river separated
England from Prance. The rise of the
ocean drowned it, and to -day we call
it the British Channel. Another river
ran between England and Ireland; it
was likewise drowned,
The British Channel, by the way, is
a suboceanic canyon, its bottom deep-
er than the ocean nearby, outside.
From Erin's Green Isle
The doctor consulted his thermome-
ter and looked startled. Then he hur-
riedly tested his patient's pulse.
Good gracious, man!" he gasped.
'.ti,'at have you been doing? Your
temperature is up to danger -point, and
your pulse is terrific, Have you been
limiting yourself to infant diet, as I
told you?"
The patient nodded feebly,,
"Yes, doctor, I have," he whispered
"During the last twenty-four hours I
have eaten three apple -cores, over a
dozen match -stalks, and various but-
tons; but I find considerable difficulty
In chewing the coal."
Ostrich Feethers.
Ostrich feathers are made into all
sorts of interesting trimming devloee.
It is quite taken for granted tltpt os-
trich should bo a dress trinnning quite
as much or neoro than a hat trimming,
and the French have been especlall
clover in devising ways to make it et-
treeil'.•e; , - , ;«,• ,•ri_"
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A Good Methematlol n.
Newitt; "They say that flee Preen,
With a strong imagination leas a`htafl•,
untely no head for flgures "
Ilarrvat: "Don't 7011 Wen $Q
When my wife (sots hez'
t work cron her ago she oan 3'opke
'ithmetic look s11'41"
—
Wii,s'h the I-atiroiia n lame Ont
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eta beirot'o haat/Ingo r .:.:-
Presbyterian Church, Dublin, was pre-
sented by his congregation with a
piece of plate on his return from
France.
Frank Hannyngton, who died re-
cently in Madras, India, was one of
the most popular men of his year at
Dublin University, and won the clas-
sical scholarship.
ee
Add a cupful of vinegar to water,
in which colored clothes are washed.
This prevents running.
Place a dish -of water in the oven
to prevent cakes and pies from scorch-
ing.
The standardization of wearable
and breakable parts of farm machin-
ery would be a move in the right di-
rection.
Customer—"I want a machine that
isn't expensive as to gasoline or up-
keep, and one that I needn't worry
about in the way of punctures." Auto-
mobile 'agent—"All right. I can sell
you either a wheelbarrow or a, baby
carriage."
A certain rich man did not approve
of foreign missions. One Sunday at
church, when the offering was being
taken up, the collector approached the
millionaire and held out the bag. The
millionaire shook his head-. "I never
give to missions," he whispered:. "Then
take something out of the bag, sir,"
whispered the collector. "The money
is for, the heathen."
KEEP CHILDREN UR
HIKING HOT WEATHER
Every mother knows how fatal the
hot summer months are to small child-
ren. Cholera infantum, • diarrhoea,
dysentry, colic and stomach troubles
are rife at this time and often a pre-
cious little life is lost after only a few
hours illness. The mother who keeps
Baby's Own Tablets in the house feels
safe. The occasional use of the Tab-
lets prevents stomach and bowel
troubles, or if trouble conies 'suddenly
—as it generally does—the Tablets
will bring the baby safely through.
They are sold by medicine dealers or
by mail at :;5 cents a box from ;the Dr.
Williams' Medicine Co., Bro kville,
Ont
WFyAT PROOF VESSELS.
Quartz is Replacing Platinum in Manu-
facture of These Utensils.
Hitherto almost the only substance
passible to use for vessels in the la-
boratory where high heat is employed
has been platinum, which has become
enormously expensive. But utensils
of this costly metal are now being re-
placed to a considerable extent with
cheaper cues of quartz. It is practic-
able to melt or even to vaporize gold,
copper or silver in a quartz receptacle,
so wonderfully resistant to high tem-
peratures is this material.
The method adopted for making
quartz vessels is to melt the raw ma
terial in a graphite box in the electric
furnace, at a temperature exceeding
2000 degrees Fahrenheit, under a pres-
sure of 500 pounds to the square
inch.
One peculiarity about these quartz
vessels is that when white-hot they
can be thrown into cold water without
danger of breaking them. It is stated
by experts that if a window of this
kind of glass were inserted in a fire-
proof steel safe and the latter were
exposed to fiercest flames, the safe
would suffer more than the window.
Recently artificial spiders' webs
have been made from threads of spun
quartz. They are wonderfully fine,
with much the same appearance as
strands of real cobweb and actually
catch flies fairly well when the fibers
have been stroked with a straw pre-
viously dipped in castor oil. The oil
takes the place- of the gluten in an
ordinary spider's web, giving to the
counterfeit the requisite stickiness.
It has even been found possible to at-
tract a spider to such a web by a tun-
ing fork vibrated near the latter, thus
suggesting the buzz of a trapped fly.
Farmer Joe.
Farmer Joe wore russet breeks,
Fanner Joe was burly;
Farmer Joe had ruddy cheeks,
And his hair was curly.
Better man than Farmer Joe,
Never shouted "Tally -ho!"
When the air was crisp and free
And the leaves were failing,
Red and gold, from hedge and tree,
And the hunt was calling,
Better man than Farmer Joe
Never rode to "Tally -ho!"
Open heart and open hand,
Hearty laugh and. mellow;
Born and bred upon the land,
Simple, honest fellow,
Better man than Farmer Joe
The old hunt will never know.
Rolling up children's socks stretch-
es them at the top and makes them
fall down when worn.
1 the brooms in hot u
Damper suds
once a week to clean and preserve
them a little longer.
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TUE CAUSE OF SICKNESS
Almost- Always Due to Weals,
impoverished Blood.
Apart from accident or illness due
to infection, almost all ill -health arises
from one or two reasons. The great
mistake that people make is in not
realizing that both of these have the
same 0111100 at the root of then!, name-
ly poor and improper blood. Either
bloodlessness or some trouble of the
nerves will be found to lie the reaalon
for almost every ailment. If you are
pale, suffer from headaches, or breath-
lessness, with palpitation of the heart,
poor appetite and weak digestion,the
cause is almost always bloodlessness.
If you have nervous heaclachcs, neur-
algia, sciatica and other nerve pains,
the Cause is run down, exhausted
nerves. But run down Nerves az'e also
a result of -poor blood, so that the two
chief Causes of illness are one and the
saThimes accounts for the great number
of people, 0I100 inindifferent health,
pale, nervous and dyspeptic, who have
been made well and healty by Dr.
Wiiliaens' Pink Pills; for no other
medicine ever discovered is so valu-
able for increasing the supply of rich
red blood and giving strength to worn
out nerves. Men and women alike
greatly benefit from a course of the
splendid blood builder and nerve tonic.
If your dealer does not keep these
pills you Cau,get them by mail at 50
cents a box or six boxes for $2.50 from
The Dr. Williams" Medicine Co,, Brock-
ville, Ont.
TREES 2,500 YEARS OLD,
Lebanon Cedars Were Centenarians
When Christ Was Born.
The famous cedars of Lebanon, tra-
dition says, were planted by God at
the creation of the world and that they
will endure until the last day. That
there was a great grove of cedars on
Lebanon in the days of King Solomon
there can be no doubt, as it was from
them that he obtained the wood for
building the temple.
At the present day the grove con-
tains 389 trees, of which only fifteen
are of large size. It is the center of
a great basin in the mountains, 6,000
feeLabove the sea. A Maronite chapel
is on a mound in the shade of the
trees, and Isere mass is said and on the
feast of the Transfiguration a great
festival takes place.
Several efforts to calculate the age
of the cedars now standing have been
made by counting the rings in the
heart wood of those that have fallen.
These estimates, ' according to Prof.
A. Henry, of the Royal College of
Sciences for Ireland, vary from 2230
years to 2500 years, although it may
be that they are of slower growth than
the specimens tested in other coun-
tries.
The largest of the cedars is thirteen
feet in diameter,
EMPIRE'S COPPER RESOURCES.
Canada, Newfoundland, South Africa
and Australia Possess Deposits.
Canada is now the largest producer
of copper in the British Empire, In
Ontario, and particularly in British
Columbia, noteworthy progress in out-
put has been made during the War,
and the output for the whole of the
Dominion has risen from 34,364 tons
in 1913 to 52,864 tons last year. Valu-
able deposits of copper ore exist also
in Newfoundland. In South Africa
copper -mining is still more or less in
its infancy. Steady progress has been
made in Rhodesia during the last few
years, and large deposits of copper are
known to exist in other parts of the
country, but their development de-
pends on results obtained on certain
other properties, the exploitation of
which has as yet not passed the initial
stages. Queensland is the largest pro-
ducer of copper in the Commonwealth,
Tasmania being second in importance.
The output in New South Wales has
been seriously reduced during the war,
but the copper mines both here and In
South and Western Australia should
not be allowed to languish for want of
the necessary support, while Great
Britain continues to import copper
from abroad.
The Old -Time Epitaph.
Many proverbs are likely due to the
tendency of a few centuries ago of
putting words together to form
rhynies, regardless of truth. An ex-
ample is this epitaph in an English
churchyard:
Here lies the body of Thomas Wood -
hen,
The kindest of husbands and best of
men.
Directly beneath is this explanation:
His name was Woodcock, but it
wouldn't come in rhyme...
Temperature of Leaves.
Some recent investigation of the
temperature of leaves made in the
deserts and mountains of Arizona and
in the Santa Lucia Inotlntains of Cali-
fornia have resulted in the discovery
that leavos show a very rapid change
of temperature at times. These flue-
tuations are almost constantly going
on. Changes of from one to three de-
grees C. were observed in from 20 to
60 seconds, and if a :moderately strong
wind is blowing the char?ge may
amount to five degrees in 80 seconds.
Mix blueing with hot water before
adding it to the rinsing 'water and
the clothes will not streak.
Iio'i ? shatc 1 were us0.1 in France
rte 1o,a-, ,ago s,,, 1Rile .fele fleet Eng-
lish slate had 11:e whe lc?
a shade ruin. -_
Reasoning From Kittens.
Little I0(lward's twin sisters were
being christened. Alt went well until
Edward saw the water in the font.
Then lie anxiously turned to his moth-
er and exclaimed: "Ma, which ono are
youdgoing to keep?"
The Invincible Army.
Friend --"How's your boy getting on
in the army, Mr. Johnson?"
Johnson --"Wonderful I feel a great
sense of security. An arnnY that can
make my boy get up early, work bard
all day and go to bed early can do
anything!"
Evidently Not.
Bess•—"Somebody passed a counter-
feit dime on Rob a year ago, and ho
hasn't been able to get rid of it since."
A'f'aiden Aunt (horrifled)—"What!
Does that young man never go to
church, then?"
Chance to Learn,
"No, Bobby," said his mother, "one
piece of pie is quite enough for you!"
"It's funny," 'responded Bobby with
an injured air, "you say you are anxi-
ous that I should learn to eat proper-
ly, and yet won't give nie a chance to
practice."
When Bili Balked.
Bili wanted to slip out of barracks
to see his girl, He couldn't get leave,
so he went to his friend, the sentry,
and stated the case.
"Well," said the sentry, "I'll be off
duty when you come back, so you
ought to have the password for to-
night. It's 'Idiosyncrasy.' "
"Idio what?" asked Bill.
"Idiosyncrasy."
"I'll stay in the barracks," declared
Bill,
Chinese Wisdom.
Banker Earl C. Dodge, of Boston,
who had lived some years in China.
said in an afternoon speech:,
"Anybody, who doubts the wisdom of
the Chinese should reed their pro-
verbs. The Chinese have a book of
10,000 proverbs, and they're all as
wise and true as the first line in the
volume, which says:
" 'It is safer to pull a tiger's tail
than to call a lady's attunticn to her
first gray hair;, "
Reg'iar Feller.
Here is a tale, told in London, about
the Prince of Wales:
The Prince turned up one day at an
officers' mess behind the lines on the
western front and asked if he could be
favored with luncheon.
"Certainly," replied a bright young
subaltern, "but who the devil are
you?"
"I`n the Prince of Wales," replied
the heir to the throne, with a weary
smile, "but for pity's sake forget it"
Sold!
Everything was ready.
A short run, and she rose in the air
majestically, ducking, rolling, and div-
ing in the strong wind. Up, up, and
still further up she rose, till she was
almost out of sight, and a thrill ran
through the spectators.
Suddenly an exceptionally strong
gust of wind struck her, and down she
came—down, down, and still down,
till—crash!—she struck the earth with
a dull, heavy thud.
And little Willie ran in to ask his
mother for a penny to buy a new kite.
Johnny Knew.
The formidable trustees of the little
rural school were paying their dreaded
annual visit, and the primary class
was being examined in nature study.
"Now children," said the nervous
young teacher, holding up an apple
blossom, "what .comes after this
flower?"
"A little green apple," shouted the
class in chorus.
The teacher felt that the worst was
over. "Good!" sho said, "And now,
Johnny, can you tell us what comes af-
ter the little green apple?"
"Yesm!" roared Johnny; "stomach-
ache!"
His Fate.
The young man brought some verses
to his father.
"Father, I have written poems."
"What! Let me see them instantly,"
The father read them over carefully,
the tears slowly welling to his eyes as
ho did so. Finishing the last one, he
throw down the manuscript, folded the
boy to his breast, and sobbed:
"Olt, my poor, poor son!"
"Are they so bad• as that, father?"
"Bad! They aro exeellente They
aro real poetry, My boy, my boy, you
will starve to death!"
Medicinal Met.
In a certain hospital the patients
were very badly fed, and looked for-
ward to an inspection, when they could
lodge a complaint.
When, one day, the inspecting offi-
cer carate round, ono Tommy was de-
tsrniittCd not to miss this tillportinnity,
"What's your complaint?" asked the
officer,
"Trench fever,"
• "Ohl And what is the diet?" con-
tinued tlto officer solicitously,
"Two ceche et the , thermometer
della!" wee the rammer. a
te.e.,..e,i a Ll .recut Cures Ct,ids, LCA
The Graves of France.
I paw the silent graves of France
Lie tranquil in the night.
They seemed as though they were
asleep
With stars fad• candle -light.
I thought of ell the Mourning hearts—
The sorrow and the loss.
The bright moon painted on each grave
The sh idow of a cross.
I caw again the graves of France
(.J10 -u' in the morning light.
Gone were the shadowy crosses tire!!,
That lay there i11 the night.
For flowers bloomed on every side,
The leaves stirred, just to make
A murmuring, crooning lullaby,
Till time i..hould come to wake.
So lay those dear brave lads, in France
And, though to u$ the lass,
To thein the glory and the prize
Of each white lowly cross.
Understanding English.
Lee Fong was brought before a local
justice and fined for breaking the law.
The judge had: great difficulty in mak-
ing the Oriental understand, as he
feigned entire ignorance of English.
Finally, in desperation, the judge said:
"Here, man, do you see? That Is
one dollar. Pay it—or go to jail."
The Chink stili appeared to he un-
enlightened and the magistrate re-
peated the question.
"Allow me to talk to him, your
Honor,'" burst forth the husky sop who
irad arrested him. "ill make hiafi. un-
derstand."
The officer approached the prisoner
and shouted 111 his ear: "Say, you
with the teakettle face, can't you lzear
anything? You've got to pay a fine of
two dollars."
"You're a liar!" shouted back the
Chink, "It's only one dolIar."
Horses, Men and Elephants.
Tests made to determine the respec-
tive pulling power of horses, men and
elephants showed that two horeese
weighing 1,600 pounds each, together
pulled 3,750 pounds, or 550 pounds
more than their combiued weight,
says Better Farming.- Ouc elephant
weighing 12,000 pounds pulled 8,750
pounds, or 3,350 pounds less than its
weight. Fifty men, aggregating 7,500
pounds, pulled 8.750 pounds, or just as
much as the single elephant, but like
the horses, they pulled more than their
own weight. One hundred mess pulled
twelve thousand pounds.
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Wilnard's Linimont Cures =stammer.
s A Prize -Winner.
At a works not far from Manchester
some workmen were bragging about
the skill of some of the men at their
various jobs. After several had re -
I lated their experience , one man said
I that what he had heard was nothing
to the skill of a stone -mason he knew.
f L1 hJ+�,1'irJt, �1'Ivl Ki,Y 111 ....
Cnt mrv. 'Splendid opportunity.
ac A' WIleen Peen:axing Co., :> 4
Adrlelee 8t AV. Toronto.
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1217 AT HAVE TOD kOR SALE are
7 I Live Poultry. Fantle' hens. Pi�s es,
on '
Egg etc.? Write I. Weinrauoh & San.
10-10 St. Jean Baptiste Market, Monte
reel, Que.
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il17F{limmauln! FOR OUR maul 1300K 01e
Rouse Plans, and inform tion tell-
ing how to save from Two to FOttr Hun.
Bred Dollars on your new Home. Ad-
(tress Halliday Company, t2 Jacksoe
W.. Hamilton. Ont.
1XLISC7Fr, ZA11r£Qtr$.
1ANCI0R Tlib4Ql2S. LUMPS. wra.
internal and external, cured Witte•
cut pain by our home treatment. Writ;
ea before too tate. Dr. J3ellman Zdedicat
Co,. Limited. CoUlnewood, Ont
Not His Name,
The train was pulling into the sta.
tion, and as the passengers crowded to
get off, the hotelman walked up and
down calling: "Icing George, sir?
Icing George?" Coming up to an 'older'
gentleman from the country he said,
while stooping for the man's bag,
"Icing George, sir?"
"No, sir," replied the old man, "you
are mistaken. I'm just plain Abraham
McCarthy."
Montreal, May 29th, '09.
Minard's Liniment Co., Limited.
Yarmouth, N,S.
Gentlemen,—I beg to let you lmow
that I leave used MINARD'S I,INI-
ME.NT for some time, and I find it the
best I have ever used for the joiats
and muscles.
Yours very truly,
THOMAS J. HOGAN.
The Champion Clog and Pedestal
Dancer of Canada,
One on Mother.
Little Tommy had a groat dislike
to being warned. The other day his
mother was showing hem a new clock
and remaxked meaningly:
"Just leek what a nice, clean face
the clock has, Tonuny!"
"Yes," answered the child triumph-
aptly: "but it's got black bands.
thong•: !,
MONEY ORDERS.
Remit by Dominion Express Money
Order. If lout or stolen you get your
mercy back.
Man's Way,
"It has always seemed funny to us,"
says a philosopher, "eehy a fellow says
he keeps bees. The truth of the mat-
ter is the bees keep themselves. All
lie does is rob 'ens."
The cuneus part of it was that the Orc � �R°°°aaa TABLE ` a
mason was a nigger who had only one 11 + Jd 1.
arm. ttt .z
"How does he manage it if he has ASPIRIN Ail
only one arm?" questioned one of the
men.
"Why," said the ether. "he holds his
chisel between his teeth and hits him-
self behind the head with the hammer-
-.
What Did He Say?
The Pastor—So God has sent you
two more little brothers, Dolly?
Dolly (brightly) -•- Yes, and He
knows where the money's coming
from. I heard daddy say so,
5Q
It isn't so much what a man has
that makes him happy as what he
doesn't want.
Imre
SUFFER G CATS!
GIVE THIS MAN
THE GOLD MEDAL
Let folks step on your feet hereafter;
wear shoes a size smaller if you like,
for corns will never again send electric
sparks of pain through you; according
to this Cincinnati authority.
He says that a few drops of a drug
called freezone, applied directly upon
a tender, aching corn, instantly re-
lieves soreness, and soon the entire
corn, root and ell, Iifts right out.
This drug is a sticky ether com-
pound, but dries at once and simply
shrivels up the Corn without inflaming
er even irritating the surrounding
tissue.
It is -el im that a arter f an
a ed a
quarter
ounce of freezone obtained at any drug
store will east very little but is will -
dent to remove every Hard or soft corn
or Callus from one's feet. Cut this out,
especially if you are a woman reader
who wears high heels.
GIRLSI LEMON JUICE
1S A SKIN WHITENER
(-low to make a creamy beauty lotion
- for a few coats.
The Juice of two fresh lemons
strained into a bottle containing three
aunees of orchard white makes a
wholo quarter pint of the most re-
narkable lemon skin beautifier at
about the cost one must pay for a
Small jar of the ordinary cold creams.
Care should be taken to strain the
lemon juice through a fine cloth so no
lemon pulp gets in, then this lotion
will keep fresh for months, Every
woman knows that lemon juice is
used to bleach and remove such
blemishes as freckles, sallowness and
tan and is the ideal skits softener,
whitener and beautifier.
Just try it! et three ounces of
orchard white at any dru-g store a :•i
two lemons from the grocer and me c e
Up a quarter pint of this OWOutiy
rant to -pion lotion and ni:zaa ;,,, ._
daily into the face, neck, erme ;..,
hands,
ONLY TABLETS MARKED WITH
"BAYER CROSS" ARE ASPERIN.
If You Don't See the "Bayer Cross" on'
the Tablets, You Are Not Getting
Asperin—Only Acid Imitation:
C3-
RAY
Genuine "Bayer Tablets of Asperin"
are now made in Canada by a Cana-
dian Company—No German interest
whatever, all rights being purchased
from the United States Government.
During the war, acid imitations were
sold as Aspirin in pill boxes and vari-
ous other containers. The "Bayer
Cross" is your only way of knowing
that you are getting genuine Asperin,
proved safe by millions for Headache,
Neuralgia, - Colds, Rheumatism, Lum-
bago, Neuritis and for Pain generally.,
Handy tin boxes of 12 tablets—also
larger sized "Bayer" packages can be
had at drug stores.
Asperin is the trade mark, register-
ed in Canada, of Bayer Manufacture
of Monoaeetic-acidester of Salicylic -
acid,
MONTH 110 BADY
HADSIEROUBLE
On Face and -lands. Itched and
Burned, Cuticura Heals.
"My baby was only a month old
when her face and hands started to
get red and scaly. The
eczema started in the form
�i of water blisters and itched
and burned, She was so
res, cross and fretful she could
f a .'l not sleep.
Thee l a n t e d nine
e he whe tried C atieura Soap
ai'i Slt ., n I L
and Ointment, and I used three cake
of Soap with two boxes of Ointment
when she was healed." (Signed)
Mrs. Oscar Pillon, Amex srotbur
g,
Ontario, /day 7, 1918.
Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Tale
team are all you need for all toilet
atSes Bathe with Soap, soothe with
Ohernent, dust with Taleu':u.
l'nr -. a i -ipiri ,o'( of Cad'.t.
n u; r r 11 iui.uer 0 1, 1 D t surd: to ;tarn,
l�•;U 33--'1.