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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Times, 1916-6-1, Page 64a` j°?rbEtR , Y3,1... "rfl,,,g.i .ads f will convince you of its sterling merit. Let us send you a trial packet at the same price you now pay for ordinary tea. Black, Mixed or Green. Address Salads, 'Toronto. B 192 Y� IPriii CABLEMAN AN EXCITING PRESENT-DAY ROMANCE BY WEATHERBY CHESNEY CHAPTER XIV.--(Cont'd ; is to be continued. Give her what rea- She spoke listlessly. Her mother's i sons you will for ceasing to make the excitement seemed absured. But even I effort. Say that it is hopeless, that if it were not so—if the man had ! the difficulties are insurmountable, found the stone jar, and was carry -'that our enemies are too strong—any- ing it off with him now—Elsa did not i thing—except the truth, that I am know whether she wished to stop gh st much by . Youdwav to of romeguilt; him. Yesterday she would have I Perhaps—I know it is only perhaps, fought fiercely to keep the contents of but I cling to the slenderest thread of that jar safe; to -day it seemed that their safety did not matter. hope" ope"in this—perhaps she will believe u. "No," said her mother. "Take us in Elsa sprang to her feet with a cry! quickly. He may not have found the thing. Anyway I must know at once." She was trembling with excitement, but Elsa was quite calm. It seemed almost as though the hope, which in "Stop! That is his message to you? The last wish, which you were to re- spect ?" "It seems so," said Mrs. Carrington, smiling. "At any rate I can find no the daughter had died, was pulsing . other." with strong life in the mother. But it i "And this is how you respect it?" was not the same hope. The things I "Yes," she said. "The whole thing they desired were not the same now `. is really too absured." —probably never had been, perhaps j Elsa gazed at her in trembling an - never would be the same. ger. For a moment she could not "Quick!" cried Mrs. Carrington speak. Then with a low moan, she cried: again. "If the jar is not there, we shall have to follow that man." But the jar was where Elsa had put it. At the first cast of her grapple, a coil of the picture wire round its neck was caught, and it came to the sur- face. Elsa chipped off the cap of sealing -wax with which she had cov- ered its mouth, and then, having taken out the cork, drew from it the rolled packet. Mrs. Carrington snatched it from her hands, and tore it open. "Wait!" cried Elsa. There was something in her tone which made the elder woman pause. "Well ?" she asked irritably. Fathermessy me a ave a> which g g I was to deliver to you when I put that packet into your hands." "Well ?" said Mrs. Carrington again. "He said that his last command to you, spoken through my lips, was that you were to respect the wish which you would find expressed in a letter to you which that packet contains. He said that you would understand, and that I should not." With a frown Mrs. Carrington be- gan to read the letter. It was a long letter, and as she read the frown deepened. When she came to the end she was silent for a moment, and then she said shortly: "Take the boat out again." Elsa began to scull towards the en- trance. Before she had reached it, her mother gave a short laugh, and said: "What do you think this packet constains, besides your father's let- ter to me?" "I don't know." said Elsa. "Father spoke of proofs." "Proofs of what? Of his innocence? You little fool!" With something that was almost a sob, Elea dropped her oar, and turned quickly -to her mother, crying: "Mother! was he guilty?" "Yes," said Mrs. Carrington, and then, as Elsa buried her face in her hands, she added, with a mocking laugh: "I will read you a bit of his last letter to me." With a sneer on her lips this wo- man who had called Richmond. Car- rington husband, read to the girl who was his daughter: "Elsa believes in me. If it is pos- sible for that belief to live,' charge you, Rachel, not to kill it. She will look to you for guidance. I have told her that the decision rests with you whether the effort to clear my name "You are my mother; but I hate you!" CHAPTER XV. The same two men were again on duty in the instrument Room at Ri- beria Grande who had been on duty on the night when the cable message "Danger—Circus" came through, He came to the table and took Scarborough's place in front of the instrument. Scarborough went to the window from which he could seta the white walls of the C'hinelas in the distance, she knows!" he muttered, Since the morning when she had I declared passinately that she no long- er desired his help. Elsa had told him nothing. They had met frequently, and he had made a poii't of telling her everything. She knew, for instance, about the hooded woman, and she bad in her possession the stone which had been found in the dead man's fingers, with the half obliterated crotches of his last message pencilled on it, But she had not met confidence with con- fidenee. Scarborough knew nothing of the letter which her father had written to her, nothing of her reasons for going alone to the Ring -Rock. Ile would probably not have known even of the fact, had not the rescue of Mona de la Mar and the others from the stranded Sea -Horse made it im- possible of concealment. He had told Mona that there had been no quarrel between him and Elsa, and in their literal sense the words were true. They met as friends. But formerly they had met as something more. Scarborough turned away from the window with a sigh. The jarring note in his love -idyll rang to -day as a very palpable discord, and he longed for the time to come when the har- mony would reassert itself. A message was coining over the cable. Scott began to take it down, and broke off with an exclamation. "Hullo!" he said, "It's for you." "For me ? Can't be, I'm not impor- tant enough." "'Scarborough, Cable station'— that's you, isn't it?—`Go in and win. Finances arranged. Letter coming. Ambler.' " Scott read the message from the flickering of the siphon, and proceeded in due form to write it down. "Why doesn't your friend use code?" he asked. "He's extravagant in words. Is this private, old man? Or may a fellow know what it refers to?" "It is the answer to a letter I wrote some time ago," said Scarborough. "Ambler is my uncle." "The one who, to encourage thrift in the young, puts three sovereigns .on the top of every one you show him at the end of the year ? That uncle ?" "Yes," said Scarborough. Scott whistled. "Then 'Finances arranged' sounds as though it might mean something handsome," said he. "What does 'Go in and win' mean? Stop, I'll guess. The girl at the Chinelas? Right?" "Yes, right," said Scarborough, Scarborough again was sitting in quietly. front of the siphon recorder, and Scott jumped up with a laugh. again Scott was lying in a cane chair, "Then off you go!" he tried; "and listlessly turning over the leaves of a 'good luck to you! I'll get one of the novel. Specialization of function other men to take your duty. Don't commonly took this form between waste time. Croesus, in the form of these two. I Uncle Ambler, promises over the sub - No messages were passing over tha marine cable—excellent institution, cables, and for the last half hour the submarine cable!—to pay for the ! Scarborough had been deep in fun when you're married. 'Finances ! thought. The task which he had tak- arranged' can mean nothing else; and en upon his shoulders, when he under- as for 'letter coming,' I shouldn't wait' took to solve the mystery which sur- for it. `Go in and win,' he says. Why I rounded Richmond Carrington's death, don't you go?" absorbed the thoughts of most of , Scarborough had thrown himself in- , his waking hours now; but the solu- to the cane chair, and showed no sign ' tion did not come. That there had of wanting to go. been no actual murder had been prov- "Lucky beggars some fellows are!" ed by the evidence of the Portuguese Scott went on, enviously. "It gives a '; doctor, who had certified that death , man a pull to be born with an uncle. I was due to the suddenbursting of an I've got no relatives nearer than a aortic aneurism of long standing.. father, worse luck!—and he's as poor 1 But the doctor said also that it was .as aI am. Look here, why don't impossible that Carrington should not you do as you're told, and go in and have known of theexistence of this win e» aneurism, and that it was very un- i "Because I don't think I should win likely that he would be ignorant of the ? if I went in now," said Scarborough Ifact that any unusual exertion would simply. almost of a certainty be fatal. So I "Oh, that's it, is it?" said the other Imuch Scarborough could understand; ' man with a laugh.., "Did you hint :as but what he could not understand was much to Croesus ? His message why Elsa's father had, by making this ' doesn't suggest that you did?" 1 exertion, doomed himself to an al -1 "I didn't," said Scarborough. most inevitable death. He had little "But you've taken to doubting late - doubt that the risk had been known, ly ? Do you know, a countryman of and dared with full knowledge. But! reline once put the thing rather neat - why ? eat -why? What was the motive which ly? .'He either fears his fate too had been strong enough to make Rich- much, or his deserts •are small.' You mond Carrington brave death as the ` • know the rest" Price .of a country walk ? 1 "Yes," said ' Scarborough. "The Presently Scott, the man in the cane man who wrote that was hanged. I chair, yawned, and threw his book don't think. Graham of 'Montrose is down in disgust. es toget in- quite a safe guide,'though he was "What awful rot manages your countryman: .Fm not going:" to print nowadays," he remarked. "Then you fear your fate too "Sickening! I'll change places with , much ?" said Scott. • you for a bit, Horace. Asiphon-re- • "Or my deserts are small. Have it corder that doesn't record anything is which way you like. And suppose we dull company, but the average modern drop the subject." novel is duller. Bet you half a crown When Scarborough .wrote the let - you can't read through four chapters ter to which this cablegram was an of, this one. . Have a look at it, and answer, "Richmond Carrington was pitch it into the stove when you've still alive, and the note of discord had done." „ " not yetsounded in the love a idyll.' He had told his uncle that he meant to ask :EISti to be his ;wife, and he had 'n'ot riugested that there •was any doubt. ••,But•.antire C1e>"k in the.' 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Sold' in glass bottles and handy tin tubes at chemists anti general stores every- where. Refuse SubSti- tutes. Illustrated booklet free on request. CHESEBROUGH MFG. CO. (Consolidated) 1880 Chabot. Ave. Montreal ON THE FARM 1 The Dairy Stable and Clean Milk. On a farm where live''stock is kept greater attention must 'be paid to cleanliness than on one on which there is no live stock. This is particularly true of a dairy farm, for the success of which thorough sanitation is a necessity. To obtain the most sanitary condi- tions, the diary barn should be built on high ground, with good natural drainage and `sheltered from the cold winds of • winter. Horse stables, poultry houses, hog sheds, privies, and manure pits sould be far enough away not to contaminate the cow sta- ble air. There is always a tendency for the barnyard lots and paddocks surrounding the stable to get muddy. and foul, but when the barn is situat- ed on a high, well -drained spot this tendency is reduced to a minimum, as the lots soon become dry after a rain and in the spring when the frost frost leaves the ground. ' If the yard is inclined to be muddy, it may be im- proved by drainage and by the use of cinders or gravel. It should be free from mudholes, and manure should not be allowed to accumulate in it. In severe winter weather, or in the spring when the ground is soft and manure can not be hauled to the fields daily, it should be stored in a manure pit some'distance from the stable and not in the basement of the barn or any .place in,the dairy stable. An ideal site for a barnyard is on a south slope that drains aWay from the barn. A clean yard is a great help in keeping the cows from becon,.ing soiled by mud and manure. .prinking "water for cows should be fresh and uncontaminated from any source.' The well should be so locat- ed and protected. that there is no dan- ger of pollution of the water by ;the drainage from the barnyard,' manure Ipiles, or other sources. The water Itank or trough should -be so conveni- ent to the stable that it is unnecessary I to expose the' cows to extreme cold or 1 severe storms. It should be kept clean and filled with an abundance of fresh pure water, to remove any doubt as to the ability of each animal to satisfy its thirst. The construction of the dairy barn may be less important in keeping down the bacterial count of the milk I than careful methods in handling milk. Proper construction, however, lightens the labor necessary to keep the barn and its equipment in a clean, sanitary condition. In the old-time basement dairy' barn little attention was paid to proper ventilation and dis- tribution of the light. This type of barn is not recommended and. if used for housing dairy cows the lighting and ventilation should receive special attention.. . A . one-story dairy stable is a very good type. It should preferably be located with its length extending north and south and have an abund- ance of window space. If the stable is located this way it receives the purifying benefit of both the morning and afternoon sun. The construction should be such as to keep floor, walls, ceiling, and stable fittings in a. clean and sanitary condition. The floor, gutter, and mangers"should be hard, impervious to` nfoistilre, and free from crack in `•which 'filth May collect. The gutter back of the cows should be larg erlo>.ighte hold the 'droppings; a width .of 16 t2.18 inches and'a depth of 7 inches..are" usually sufficient. The Ighatter shtiir'Ic incline so as to drain, readily unless the'liquid is tak- ten up by -absorbents. • All rains, ,and waste pipes should be,�vater-tigle'ti •and air -tight. Every ,w;tis,te, pipe;slxoulcl haye:.a trap to pre- • vet;'iL'r foul ,air efrom coming back' tar gh thie,waste pipe. fj; { � ;14 3: f rsestabalesthanedlema a tng orss r $i : ,"life ipiefor collecting` dirt and l n the. crust ,iirtY a least 'obstruction to 0 i woof!' . L atiol of al Stalls , of a • ck. s �'�.r�}�y� f{at suifaees and .cls h,� e.'difficul.t to keep clean and eV an out r ak of disease se are ll�;icx�,e b e s of►,easy to .drslnfeet ,thorpughly. stanchions made of niGt 1,prpe age„more sanitary. A low, ,,sovrnth , mangir .without sharp angles is preferable,' for it .'is • easy, to keep a 'sf ttll, iW ., eve k, its. ut f ' t ;,ile, c ltnrel�nc n a 'i a 0 5 ri 2eetit et was 1 � : e roii`er 1 i,�l'it '� 1' fi tl Q k .fi 1 l , with it b ti laf i e i ' o sir ''e , li t " stl 11 t, , p � 1 YI' f {f 1 v ' " t 00 a' ietl 7 �Ies: Oar alt til �' ca�ebt.£3 v � U. 1 �" a s �? ectal he • titre Elsa and � i as �l-u lfiele`'dht I ,.h ` 'Fthftt'( 'giwe4 ; fio'if" laden.••tt,'1 ;?ial" 11:. 1'giottIgng' r .-1.;1',0,--an i"'''ltt"`,,14fti';,,'�' k `VI. afukYiibde t }L , �v ''�gS�" � •�''�yp�� r clean. Cobwebs, .dust, or dirt, should •not be allowed to accumulate on the walls and .ceiling, With a tight,. smooth ceiling and smooth walls with- out ledges there' should be little trou- ble from dust and cobwebs. White- wash should be freely applied at least twice a year, both to walls and ceil- ing, as it helps to purify the stable and to keep it light. An abundance of light is necessary -4 square feet of glass per cow is generally suffici- ent if the windows are well distributed and not obstructed in any way, Every cow stable should have a ' system of ventilation to keep the air • fresh and pure and the cows comfort- able without exposing them to injur- ious drafts. If the smell in the barn is disagreeable at any time, it indi- cates that the ventilation is deficient. At least 500 cubic 'feet of air space should be provided for each cow. The feed room, silo chute, and hay chute should be conveniently located, but at the same time they should be in a. separate room to keep the odor and dust out 'of the stable as much as pos- sible. -Canadian Farm. An Incentive to Improve the Herd. When the Dairy Act, relating to paying for milk by test at chesse fac- tories, comes into force there will be an incentive for patrons to select and breed their herds for butter -fat pro- duction. Under the old method of paying according to quantity, the pat- ron with the low -testing herd was be- ing paid more than his milk was real- ly worth for making' ,eheese,,?while the. high -testing milk was sold below value. Numerous tests have been made which prove beyond a doubt that there is nothing fair in paying for milk, according to quantity, fur cheese -making purposes. A differ- ence of one-half per cent. in the test makes a difference of twelve cents in the value of cheese made, from 100 pounds of milk when cheese is sell- ing at fifteen cents a pound. No dairyman wants to profit at the expense of his neighbor, and yet in many factory sections this is exactly what has been taking place. Evident- ly low -testing herds are in the maj- ority or paying on a quality basis would have ben universally adopted long ago, and there would have been no need of legislation in order that justice might be meted out to all pat- rons of factories. The new Act, is in the interests of the dairy industry, and instead of there being only a few high -testing herds in a factory district as at pres- ent, it will tend to raise the average test and incidentally the returns from the dairy herds. Dairymen and cheese makers should co-perate and do all in their power to promote pay- ing for milk according to quality. If the herd gives a low average test, there is a way of improving it. True, the test of the present herd cannot be raised, but by using a bull from high - testing ancestors the offspring usually prove to be better than their dams. andmostsatisfactory The os easiest way of obtaining a high -testing, high -pro- ducing herd is to weigh and test the milk from each cow regularly, then save the heifers from the best. At- tention must be paid to the breeding of the herd sire. He is considered to be half the herd, and if his ancestors were only average the offspring can- not be much better. By paying at- tention to breeding, the average yield and puality of milk per cow will be much higher ten years from now than it is at the present time. If the aver- age is raised by 1,000 pounds of milk per cow per year, it will increase the profit by at least ten dollars without additional. expense, unless it is in the cost of the sire. The average milk and butter -fat yield can be increased, A Hint to June Brides Don't confine your use of EILNSON'S Corn Starch to Blanc Mange and Puddings. There aro any nutnber of dishes that will be all the better for .a little � Nre CORN STA `moo lii� Chicken Croquettes—Creamed l=ees. —Gravies and Meat Sauces gait a moat delectable richness and smooth- ness when made with BENSON'S Our recipe book is full of practical suggestions — Tots of good things, easily prepared. write for a copy to our Montreal Office. THE CANADA STARCH CO., LIMITED MONTREAL, • CARDINAL, BRANTFORD, 219 FORT WILLIAM. 6i and we believe it will be done. When the dairyman with milk testing 3 per cent. receives twelve cents per hun- derd pounds less than his neighbor who sells 3.5 per cent, milk, he will soon begin to apply the ways and means fo bringing his herd up to the 3.5 per cent, or even higher test. It isn't 1,a matter of improved stabling or specially -prepared feed that makes the difference. It is the breeding that counts.—Farmer's Advocate. Fertility and Dairying. Dairying is the system of farming that will maintain the fertility of the farm without the use of high- priced fertilizers. For two reasons, dairying maintains the fertility of the land. First, because in butter there is almost no plant food of value; and, second,. because 90 per cent. of all the grain feeds purchased for the cow, as well as 90 per cent. of all food raised on the farm and fed to the cow, is returned to the farm. With barnyard manure and an oc- casional crop of clover, the land will remain productive indefinitely . When we stop to think of it, whenever we sell wheat, corn, or oats, and get one dollar, we sell about 80 cents worth of our farm. When we get one dollar by selling butter, we sell less than one-half a cent's worth of soil. The land owner who makes his money selling the soil fertility, and in 10 or 50 years leaves the farm worn out, is not a farmer, but a soil robber. He holds the same relation to the soil that a timber thief does to our forests. The tillers of the soil in the future will find their fathers have not been kind to them; that they have inherited barren patches. We should dairythem, because there ispresent e , money and future for the farm in it.— J. P. Fletcher, in Farm and Dairy. Wasn't Calling Her Dear. Desirous of buying a camera, a cer- tain fair young woman inspected the stock of a local shopkeeper. "Is that a goad one?” she asked, as she picked up a dainty little mach- ine. "What is it called?" "That's the Belvedere," said the handsome young shopman politely. There was a chilly silence. Then the young woman drew herself coldly erect, fixed him' with an icy stare, and asked again: "Er—and can you recommend'the Belva?" THREE VITAL QUESTIONS • pression In stomach and cheat after eating, with Are you hill of energy, vital force, and general constipation, headache dizziness,. are sure signs good health? Do you know that good digestion of Indigestion. MotherSeigel's Syrup, the great , foundation of ood heath: Pains andherbalrel and f 1 We o g I oa op. I reedy tonic, will cure yob. MOTHER '�= - BANISH AFTER » .� TAKESTOMACH �, TROUBLES , sols :.I▪ 'u= - _ At all Druggists. or direc on receipt of price, 55c. and•$1.00. The large bort a contains three times as much ao tits smaller. A. 3. WHITE & f o. LtatTBD, Craig Strcee Nest, bfoatrear. �s__ �;a; g�p�_._._-..fit_ PINK EYE, EPIZOOTIC, ®! ®�aJ��iG9fi �B C T PEVEE �Hf►r Sure cure and preventive, no matter how horses at any age are afflicted or " exposed." 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DALLEY, CO: OP CANADA, LTD, HAMILTON, CANADA • NEWS FROM ENGLAND NEWS BY MAIL ABO UT ,IOIIN BULT, AND 1118 PEOPLE, Occurrences In kilo Land That Reigns Supreme in the Coin. menial World, Sir Wm. ,lames Thomas has pur- ched trasedoops. 5,00,000 cigarettes for wound- Tlhe first "Bantam" to die for his , country is Private Weightman, of Liverpool. Rugby and Dunchurcli. Agricultural Association have decided not to hold a show this year. The death is announced of Mr. Lewis Herbert Yeoward, a well- known Liverpool ship owner. 1)r. X. Stratton Warrack has been appointed deputy medical officer of health for the Port of London. The Chancellor of the Exchequer is to be asked to .receive a deputation on the subject of double income tax. A hut for soldiers' wives is to be erected by the Y.M,C.A. in the church- yard of St• John's, Waterloo road. A Belgian school has been opened at Letchwell, and 150 Belgian chil- dren are being taught In their own tongue. Between 15,000 and 20,0.00 mem- bers bers of the Shop Assistants and Warehousemen's TJnion have joined Ithe colors. Mr. Francis Giraud, clerk of the peace for Flavershain, has just died in his SSth year. Ile was town cleric for 32 years. About 160 German prisoners, pre- sumably captured in the recent fight- ing at St. Eloi, have been landed at Southampton. At the annual meeting of South_ ampton Board of Guardians a woman member, Mrs, Palmer, was elected vice-chairman. During March 11,000 tons of fish were sent to Billingsgate Market, as compared with 16,000 tons during March last year. At the Parkhurst Convict Prison, Isle of Wight, convalescent convicts In the infirmary are knitting woolen scarves for soldiers. There is still aserious labor short- age hortage in the agricultural industries of Lancashire and more women are wanted on the land. Pte. "Dicky" Thorne, son of a well- known Ashford (Kent) musician, has been awarded the D.C.M. for gallant conduct at the front. Nearly $36,000 has beeu collected to endow a chair in Russian at the University of Birmingham. About $60,000 will be required. During the week ending March 10, the number. of L.C.C. necessitous children fed amounted to 13,689, against 39,475 a year ago. ROYALTY BEFORE THE CAMERA. Just Like Ordinary People When They Have Their Pictures "Took." The photographer to the British royal family tells in Tit -Bits of his ex- perience while engaged in his work and of the formalities to be observed on the occasion. The last time I was at Buckingham Palace, he says, I took six different photographs of the King and Queen and other members of the royal family. When I was taking a group of the royal children, Prince John suddenly laughed just as I ex- posed the plate. The Queen, who was in the room, said to the little prince, "Now you have spoiled the photograph and another will have to be taken. You must not spoil this one." "I am very sorry," replied the prince most solemnly, "but it wasn't my fault; some one pinched me," an explanation that made 'Her Majesty and the lady in waiting smile. The next picture was taken without/ acci- dent. Royal patronage is, of course, very valuable to a photographer. All royal sittings are paid for, whether the photographer is permitted to pub- lish the photographs or nob. When a photographer is summoned to any foreign court, he is supposed to wear evening clothes. Some, years ago I was summoned to a well-known West End hotel, where the King and Queen of Spain were staying, to photograph their majesties. I went in my frock coat, and when King Al- fonso's equerry entered the room where the sitting was to take place he glanced at my attire, and exclaimed: 'Good gracious'i You cannot appear before their majesties dressed like that!" "Well," I replied, "that is the way I dress when I am summoned to Buck- ingham Palace." "Oh!" replied the equerry doubt-,. fully. "Well, I must explain it to Itis Majesty." King Alfonso at that moment enter- ed the room, and the equerry began his explanations about my attire; bub the Spanish monarch . quickly inter- rupted the recital with a laugh. "I think Mr. — looks very well in- deed," and the sitting then proceeded. e. A Moving Tate. Caller—"I would like to - secure a place in your moving -picture com- pany." Manager --"You are an ac- tor. ?" Caller—"Yes," Manager— "Had any 'experience acting without audiences?" Culler—"Acting with- out audience is what brought Me here," .Better if IIs IiadtSpoken. No A ratherom ohs na. a tai p p vl captain n had been tom e e p 11ed to await the cum- ing of a new naval cadet. After the usual introduction, t oducticl, he remarked, "Well, youngster, the old story, I suppose—t1he fool of the family sent to us!"' "Oh, no,' sir!" rejoined the youth, "that's all been altered since' your day!"