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Robertson student reviews
WWF wrestling competitors
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****Super *****Totally Awesome
BY SHAWN GREEN
Grade 7A
Bam Ram Bigelow
Not very many 393 pound men can do a
dropkick, a cartwheel, or give his opponent
a headhunt while flying through the air but
Bam Bain Bigelow can! Managed by Oliver
Humperdink, this giant is the most feared
man in wrestling. His bald head is covered
in tatoos and he has a vicious snarl on his
face at all times. As W.W.F. magazine said,
"When God made Bam Bam Bigelow he
threw out the mold. "****
One Man Gang
Weighing in at 450 pounds, The One Man
Gang is ending the careers of many
newcomers to the W.W.F. Managed by
Slick, Gang possesses one of the greatest
wrestling maneuvres, The Front Suplex. He
picks up his opponent in the suplex position
but falls frontwards, not backward,
smashing his opponent's face right into the
mat making it easy for a pin. Hulk Hogan
better watch out for the One Man Gang.****
Rick Rude
"Would all the lizard -looking men in the
arena please keep the noise down so your
women can enjoy my simply ravishing
body." That's what Bobby "The Brain"
Hennan's latest find, "Ravishing" Rick
Rude, says before each match. Lately
fueding with "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orn-
dorff, Rick Rude, at 257 pounds is a
newcomer to W.W.F. wrestling. Rick Rude
is champion material. Rick Rude is
Ravishing' `***
Ted Dibiase.
"The Million Dollar Man"
"Everybody has a price for the Million
Dollar Man." That is what Ted Dibiase,
"The Million Dollar Man", says. Dibiase, a
multimillionaire, throws money around like
he has an endless supply of it. Dibiase has
made quite a entree to the W.W.F. Dibiase
has a bodyguard/manservant that answers
to the name, of Virgil. He is not big,
muscular or tall, but he does have lots of
money! Dibiase will have to beef up a bit
before he gets into the ring with Hogan,
Honkey Tonk, Bigelow or The King.**
Predictions
Hulk Hogan will lose the title to One Man
Gang or Killer Kahn. Honkey Tonk will lose
the Intercontinental belt to Macho -man or
Bam Bam and the Hart -Foundation will lose
the Tag -Team belts to Killer Bee's or Roma
Powers.
W.W.F. TOP 50 WRESTLERS
1. Hulk Hogan
2. Honkey Tonk Man
3. Killer Kahn
4. Randy "Macho -man" Savage
5. Andre the Giant
6. One Man Gang
7. Sika
8. Ted Dibiase
9. Butch Reed
10. Bam Bam Bigelow
11. Bret "Hitman" Hart
12. Jim "Anvil" Neidhart
13. "The King" Harley Race
14. Koko B. Ware
15. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
16. Junk Yard Dog
17. Paul Roma
18. Hercules
19. Jimmy Powers
20. "Superstar" Billy Graham
21. Magnificent Murraco
22. "Dangerous" Danny Davis
23. 'Ravishing" Rick Rude
24. Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff
25. Davey Boy Smith
26. Kamala
27. Dynimete Kid
28. Hillbilly Jim
29. Outlaw Ron Bass
30. Jake "The Snake" Roberts
31. Ax
32. Smash
33. Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake
34. George "The Animal'.' Steele
35. Outback Jack
36. Ken Patera
37. Haku
38. Tama
39. Ha'wksaw, Jim Duggan
40. Bob "Ace" Ortan
41. B. Brian Blair
42. Jumping Jim Brunzel
43. Rick Martel
44. Tito Santana
45. King Kong Bundy
46. Nicolia Vollcoff
47. Copral Kirshner
48. Sivi Afi
49. Big John Studd
50. The Iron Sheik
TAG -TEAMS
1. Hart Foundation
2. Killer Bees
3. Roma -Powers
4. Islanders
5. British Bulldogs
6. Demilition
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8. Orean Team
9. Sika-Kamala
10. Outback -Hillbilly
Soccer tourney
BY SHERRY SUPLAT
8A
Hello, how are the sports at all the other
schools? Here, it is just great! Like totally
awesome!
On Oct. 6 we had the soccer tournament
and Oct. 15 we had the cross-country meet.
Everybody on all of the teams for these two
sports were excited about the games and
meets.
Pretty soon we will have the volleyball
tourney, then basketball; then wouldn't you
know it, it will be the baseball tournament.
And soon after that we will be out of school!
And, the Grade 8s will be in High school!
How cool can Gr. 8 really be?
Well I'm Sherry Suplat for sport's week at
10:30 for Robertson school's sports news
cast.
Tumbling routine
BY ANGELA CHALMERS
GRADE5
Last year the grade five class did an exer,
cise tumbling routine along with some
poems. Some other assemblies were a Vaud-
ville show with plays, songs and mysteries.
Then some Junior and Senior choir
assemblies were put on. They were great!
Well then at the end of the year the grade
four class put on Snow White and the Seven
Dwarfs. In the afternoon Ann Alexander
tripped over her dress, it was funny!
Playing sports
BY ANGIE LEGGATT
GRADE 5
I like Robertson because we play a lot of
sports. Some of the sports we play are
volleyball, baseball, basketball, crosscoun-
try, soccer and bordenball. -
I like all the coaches for the team because
they are good at what they do. The coaches
for the Midget girls team are Mrs. Liver-
more and Miss Cunningham. The coach for
the Midget boys team is Mr. Currie. I hope
the girls and boys win a penent.
Basketball
BY NIKI MACHAN
The senior girls . basketball tournament
was held at Colborne school and Robertson
placed third. The senior boys played at
Robertson and placed second.
Thanks to the teachers who coached the
teams.
The tournament this year for the senior
girls will be held at Robertson and the senior
boys tournament will be held at Colborne
school on April 11, 1988.
SPORTS SHORTS
Track meet
BY VICKI GLOUSHER
Last year our school took part in Track
and Field. Many students from Brookside,
Colborne, Victoria, Holmesville, and•
Robertson took part in many events. A few
teachers from each school also took part, by
looking after events.
Some events were: shot put, 100 m run,
high jump, and many more. The track meet
was very successful last year. This year's
meet will be on June 1st, 2nd, or 3rd.
Swimming
BY JASON STRAUGHAN
GRADE 5
I like Robertson School because they are
nice to me. Last year we went to Vanastra to
swim on Wednesdays. Some times we went
to the arena to skate. We went to a bee farm
and we got honey there.
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Volleyball
BY TRACY MELICK
Volleyball!
This year the volleyball tournament will
be held on Nov. 29 at G.D.C.I. for senior girls
and boys. •
Congratulations to the senior girls last
year as they placed first. The boys did well
last year, as they placed second.
Thanks to the coaches that coached last
year.
Good luck to all the teams this year as
they will be coached by Mrs. Crocker and
Mr. Yeats. •
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