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PAGE 4—GODERICH SIGNAI,rSTAR,. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 9, 1986
Late last Wednesday evening, scant
minutes past the supper hour, an insidious
and horrifyitg epidemic swept through the
-south west seetion of town.
Eye witnesses and gossip -mongers rely-
ing on threadbare hearsay evidence,
reported that throngs of people were walk -
,}ng crazily along Bayfield Road, many elut-
ching their throats and often stumbling onto
the roadway.
People driving cars swerved aimlessly in-
to parked vehicles and generally wreaked
havoc on the town's answer to a parkway.
Surprised strollers and dogs leaped off nor-
mally safe sidewalks for the security of
bushes and manicured lawns,
Fear and despair ran rampant as the
towns people scurried to shield children and
womenfolk from the invisible threat.
Still other people were seen leaving an
eating establishment while brushing the
front of their torsos furiously as if. trying to
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rid their clothing of unwanted pests. Many
had noticablefond stains on the front of their
shirts and some shyly dabbed at their crot-
ches with wads of napkins.
Still others picked bits of food and shredd-
ed lettuce from their shirt pockets and curs-
ed under their breath.
Opinion.
THE NEWS PORT FOR GODERICH & DISTRICT
SINCE 1848
The nnaladie afflicted hu M a c s oople
who .purchased Big during
llticDonalds' sixth annual McHappy Day
over the supper hour last week.
At that precise hour, astbis intrepid cor-
respondent was poised over a tray of naked
buns with a gun that generously dispensed
special sauce, hundreds of thousands., (it
couldhave been millions) of people descend-
ed on the restaurant.
They pushed, they shoved, they bit one
another on the ankles, they inflicted wicked
elbow smashes to the rib cages of innocent
customers and they were insistent almost to
.ne point of being rude. Security was strain-
ed to keep order.
Simply, they wanted my hamburgers.
As one of the many .citizens asked to
volunteer onehour of labour during McHap-
py Day, I was assigned the awesome and
demanding task of assembling the fanned
burger for general consumption by the ador-
ing public. And, as 'twit would have it,
vehicles with faces of legions of children
he parkiixngilot the
after I tied upmed mnto
y
apron.
The fact that it was the supper hour was
irrelevant and I maintain the throngs wer..e
there out of deference to mY culinary
abilities.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Management of the establishment has its
own theory on the success of the event but it
is a flimsy one, at best.
As the entire population of the known
world flocked to view a maestro at Work, I
spent an entire hour dazzling staff with a
remarkable display of manual dexeterity
while giving them a fleeting glimpse of my
famed hand -eye co-ordination,
I dispensed with sauce from a caulking -
gun type apparatus with'amazing speed and,,
indiscriminately, distributed shredded let-
tuce.on anything that remotely resembled a
bun, In the heat of battle, both sauce and let-
tuce could be found just about anywhere,
To be honest, I feared that ray culinary
creations left something to be desired mall
sdspect that niyburgers were a poor
fascimile of those advertised to the public.
I would submit that customers, after tak-
ing the first bite, either fell ill or had the con-
tents of the burger fall on their fronts and
laps due to poor application methods. Thin
the strange behaviour alluded to earlier in
these grey bits.
Thanks to people like Jeff, Scott and Dar-.
ryl, who accomplish their tasks with in-
imitable style and relative ease,: I was nurs-
ed through the experience.
But I'm, still keeping a low profile in ease
anyone recognizes me as the guy who ;made
the faulty burgers.
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O1d green buck retires
The Canadian buck, greenback or dollar bill as it most often referred tri is slated to
become extinct within the next few years..
In fact it will be taken out of circulation within three years and its replacement, an 11 -
sided gold -coloured coin, slightly larger than the Canadian quarter, is scheduled to appear
next year..
There were days when a buck meant something in this country. In fact, the dollar bill was
a prestigiousDote, and people often valued and framed the very "first dollar" earned in a
new business Or co orate venture.
People who werconsidered less than extravagant with their money were rumored to
have the first dollar they ever earned. And, for those in lofty positions in business and
politics, authority, or the buck, stopped with them: They gave the final word on matters.
That gives you an indication of the esteem the Canadian dollar commanded. Once upon a
time, the-dollarad value and; purchasing power.
Now, it will scarcely purchase anything that was once bought with loose change.
The old Canuck buck has taken a beating lately and only commands a fraction of her
former value on the world currency market.
And so perhaps it is time to retire the old green buck with the youthful visage of Queen
Elizabeth IL
The new dollar coin is similar in design to the current Canadian silver dollat and will have
a picture of the queen on one side and two voyageurs in a canoe on the other side.
The switch to the dollar coin will mean millions in savings for the Canadian taxpayer
because it has a 20 -year lifespan while dollar bills cirulated little more than a year before
needing a replacement. Supply and Services Minister Stewart McInnes said the "switch to
coin will save more than $175 million in production.and distribution costs alone.
Of course, the big winners in the switch will be vending machine owner -operators who '
have been asking for a larger denomination coin for years. It will also mean less hassle for
the consumer who was forced to carry a pocketful of change to buy food, cigarettes and
other necessitites. • .
It will still take some getting used to, considering the dollar coin will not fold andtends to
weigh down the change pocket noticably.
The new dollar coin will take some getting used to but surely its time has come and it will
be a welcome addition to our monetary system. D.S.
1 1f! I
A salute to business people
Behind bars
By Susan Hundertmark
Defending OMA'sactions under guise
of erosion of freedom is ludicrous
. soever, and then crying because their pro -
Dear J. A. Sprier, fessional freedom is being questioned.
, I read your editorial of Wednesday, AprilLETTER
Admittedly, the Liberal party is the domi-
2 with interest. Sortie of yourwith, while with others; Tdisagsagr ints I agree nant factor in a minority, government and
disagree.
It seems to me that what we ,have is a pro- they along with the NDP have' obviously
decided that two medical systems won't do
fessional person, standing up and defending There are millions of members of the in Ontario. That is, one for the well to do and
the right of another professional group, d else.
namely members of the OMA. There is ab- working class; the working poor, as well as privileged and for everybq y
solutely nothing wrong with that, defending the unemp}oyed who probably do not have , In the end the electors of Ontario will decide
in time which members of one's own class, it's done all the �'•themselhe ves about somenrich,npowerf powerful o maybe the free -enterprisers t iand people in
time. However, deferiding the actions of the be the
OMA -under the guise of an erosion of •by, whose.interests seem
oof-their in- this particular issue. out -numbered on
freedom of choice andr free enterprise is That interest being, uppingI{edely
ludicrous to say the least. comes without any form of regulation what- Rogerg
•the.democratic- process
'Bill 4•mores
for all, or it is for none.
The relationship between business and a community is a reciprocal and delicate one.
Business in a smaller community must offer consumers areasonable choice andquality
of goods to keep shoppers from buying out of town. At the same time, c' nsumers should
make concerted efforts to support business in their own communities.
Quite often, nevus stories that are submitted to us for publication from correspondents
contain lists of thanks to the merchants and business people who had donated money, prizes
or refreshments for a: community event.
Also, submissions of a sporting nature also cite the involvement of business in the com-
munity sporting scene as critical. Those special thank-yous to the businesses that support
community events are never included in news items because they are, by their nature,
acknowledgements'and not news.''
But this piece i� designed to take the opportunity to. salute business people and in- ' education recognized. the problems of Changes In
dividuals and service clubs who support community functiOna and events, who monetarily� in noli y O when
major maw en -
support the minor sports programs and who"give of their tiine and stock to ensure tha ited the educational policy
We of Bo hlrep
raising events are successful. To ensure that minor sport programs are adequately funded d
Id that they give back to the community that supports them: '� e
P y g in aid of y
OM Ise 1sl lLl. a .'
PP
Also in the est week, man businesses were involved fund raisin lrentttres
projects. Through Mcilappy Day, money will donated to four registeredCompr
Dear Editor:.•
Since„ June 12, .1984, when Premier
William Davis announced his about-face on
the issue of extended funding for Roman
Catholic separate schools,' it: has been: a
disheartening time for all Who 'care about
public schools, the democratic process, in-
terfaith goodwill, and fair and'euar treat-
ment for all regardless of creed. All three
political parties have turned ,a deaf ear to
these legitimate concerns.
Two other commissions on education were
appointed that seine day. These reports
have now been released to the public. The
Shapiro Report on the funding of private and
independent, schogls pointed to the
discriminatory effects. of extended separate
school funding. 'The ' Macdonald Report on
the financing of elementary and seconds*t
The events of the past year have shown
that extended funding has been a most dif-
ficult issue for all of the political parties.
The Tories are still in disarray; the NDP is
undergoing pressure to change it policy. The
Liberals still maintain the bold stance of go-
ing ahead at all. costs. In the meantime,
there are a number of religious and'educa-
tional groups which are taking the issue to
the Supreme. Court of 'Canada.
Despite the headline: "RC FINANCING
RULED CONSTITUTIONAL,'' designed: to
leavethe public with the feeling that there is
no More to be said, there are serious flaws in
the structure upon which "two systems of
public educatiolt'" could be based. The
88 -page minority report of the Court of Ap-
peal's split decision hilly explored the legal
and historical basis. While all five justices
agreed that Ontario has no obligation:. to
fund separate secondary schools, they
disagreed on whether such a gift would
violate the Charter of nights guarantee.of
equality; to alt. Canadian citizens. Equality
community
children's charities and the Suncaost Mall MerchantsAssociation is donating a percentage
of its sales from Tuesday, April 8 to help Linda. Iteid get to the Special Olyrapie§ in (aIgary
this summer. •
This type of leadership and support from the business cute tunit/ is eot�rimetidable and
ae• arrangement that is eviideiit between,the two,eoirtirfl stied
speaks well. for the reciprocal g
. ..: , . a long tithe beearlse the Money st f i' jr flo;... e
Hopefully that arrange�trtertt Will continuia for a �
and everyone is a winners 01 -
-Dear.Editort.,a lul'edieal
R. - 'extra -billing by th
Professionefto .
Persally, I believe that this privileges
o
has been abused by:some physicianAS a
all freedoms at,,Sortie tune or other by
Canaidians
To ban extra -billing is the same as telling °
a laborer he doeatirt have the right to
must be a
From the beginning of this decision to ex-
tend funds, there has been recognition of the
difficulty. This_ has resulted in the
autocratic methods used to slip the funding
into place even before legislation is passed.,
Excessive powers are proposed for the IM-
plementation Commission. This would leave
ppblic trustees with few options to preserve
public education under Bill 30.
The feelings of love and pride which On-
tarinns have had for their. culturlally-rich
province have been marred by these events.
In the years to• come, We will have quality
education equality for all citizens and
responsible government -- ONLY IF WE
SPEAK UP AND DEFEND THESE PRIN-
CIPLES NOW.• Yours truly,.
Friends of Public Education
In Ontario,-Xnc:
P. J. Totten, President
Harrow, Ontario
holding concessions that are rightfullithe
hoe
workers'.1 believe that extra-biilln1g shoii
remain optional, nd that special, 'ponces-
siting should be granted on the part of the
elderly and individuals who: ate till; fixed
incomes. IE
If someone overcharges, OW Oi Of 'ex-
pect .tete government to intervene glit your
behalf. Next tithe you hirre meotie.,who's
fee la reasonable. The pttl�lii hep the sortie
part in a Strike if inanagern t .
doctors
•
privilege with the niedieol prtfessio .
Hwould be advisablethatti physl
Bowe'ver, It driance •of
.clan would inform any patient ina
his or her intention to extraubfll.
Here's hoping We call get bavid Peterson,
otir dlaplaeed premier to use a little
discretion, •
incerely
N. J. Milliliter