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PERT PARAGRAPHS.
TEE iadi r ideel who proudly boasts
that he never has guy trouble with
his fellow man is apt to be too insig-
niliearat a ere-atnr e to'be worth white:
Bete'„ busy with one's longue ofteo
precludes the possihilne of doing any-
thing.
nything with the bade.
You can't be inisesai.le at somebody
else's expecte. Yon bare to pay for
your Own pattishment.
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A lazy men's Idea of something, to do
is to go a-tt'isbing.
We would dearly like to have a good
opinion or our friends and neighbors,
but is it our fault that they are so
perverse that they won't let us?
We are willing - that our friends
should be happy. but so determined
that they shall do it according to our
I own private female.
i Our thinking machine is apt to get
out of gear tv hes, we are called upon
to solve a problem that Looks as if the
�cost isonus.
It is heed for any of ns to forgive
the trausgressor until be bas paid all
the freight and s+ little besides.
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Children Cry_ 1
FOR FLETCHER'S '
CASTO R LA
;,e
The first bit of clerical work a wo-
Man wants to do is to blacklist ber
enemies. but she never gets ahead of
ber brother roars at that.
W,'altb is a comparative term. 3ineh
depends upeu how poor your neighbors
are.
The trouble with s- ome of us is that
we look epos any ebange as a refor-
mation.
A False Alarm.
About this single blessedness
I've heard an awful lot.
Believe me, it is something
That doesn't touch the spot.
'Tis not the swellest pastime
That ever came across,
For where is the enjoyment
Without Some one to boss?
The fellow frail and single
Is free to come and ga
There Is not in his lodgings
A mark for him to toe,
No one to call him "Honey,"
No one to earl hen; down
ih'hen he is acting foolish
And tubing off the clown.
The girl who scorns a husband
:tray somennw get along.
ut
1; who t s there for scapegoat
t
When eirerything goes wrong?
She cannot ask a neighbor.
".lay, is my hat on straight?",
At vrh•.an ct,i', sl.e loo. daggers
When dinner has to watt?
The mat rttut+stat ;ri up
elay to t vett) lr.
ce.
Tht•v get who tepee the venture
1 tteit Toone:. worth in spice.
The bf•:'sr,;:. to plenty
A:'• route, •: e•rle :?rJ'1•'i--
'iri feet, to • quite favored
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T) A Story of lixienions
Turned Awry.
„' 133r 1 U OE B,LAI{1 C a
Easii'''t everl'y. from tlte' time be
was born, was all boy. There was ab-
solutely nothing feminine about him.
When he was three yenta oktl a. doting
aunt presented 111111 with a dol. His
father was act in sympathy with this
,•ift, averring that dolls were exclu-
sively for girls. But the aunt insisted
that boys, as well as girls, in their in,
fancy played with dolls. So tr dolt -
was provided, with a china head, flax-
en locks and a pair of beautiful blue
eyes. Edgar aceet)ted it, but showed
a lack of intelligence as to what it was
for. Ten minutes after it had been
given him he took it by the ankles
and brought the head down on a stone
step, scattering fragments of the china
head over the garden walk.
When Edgar was ten years old he
lost his mother and was turned over to
a bachelor uncle of thirty. Robert
Cooledge, the uncle, had been a wild
fellow and was just beginning to re-
alize the chances he had taken and the
time he had wasted in sowing his wild
oats. He had barely escaped losing at
the gaming table a"fortune he had in-
herited and had jest in time put a
check on himself in too close associa-
lion with the bottle. He had madly
loved three different women, any one
of whom, if he had married her, would
have wrecked his life.
When Robert Cooledge assumed the
care of his little nephew he had be-
come fully; aware of his own imperfec-
tions and realized by what 'a narrow
margin ou many occasions he had es-
caped calamity. His experiences with
the women he had loved, or thought
he loved, had caused him to believe
that he was a very poor judge between
goal and bad women. Nevertheless he
considered matrimony, the wife being
a ;guotl woman, as a sheet anchor for
men. Having convinced himself of his
own inability to discover the good or
the had in a woman, and being horri-
fied at the mistakes he had made, be
eschewed matrimony for himself, while
h e :tdrocated it for others.
For these reasons he determined that
Edgar Beverly should be brought up
✓ ery carefully, that some woman, who
knew her own sex perfectly, should se-
lect a wife for the boy and that be
should marry the girl selected, whether
he loved her or not, when be came to
manhood. He would bring the boy up
to consider him more es a companion
than an uncle, and in this way would
be the better able to shield him from
the dangers throregh which he himself
had passed.
When Edgar came to be eighteen
years old he displayed the same pro-
clivities his uncle had displayed in his
youth. He was not bad, but reckless.
He was very generous, and when his
own interests came in collision with
those of any one weaker than himself
he would invariably give way. He
did not conceal what be was doing
from his uncle, and Cooledge had every
advantage in guiding him, having from
the first invited his confidence.
But it is one thing to have an ad-
vantage and another to attain success.
Edgar benefited by the advice of his
uncle so far as to escape certain pit-
falls, but the trend of his disposition
Could not be turned. He bad inherit-
ed the same wild oats fever as his uncle
and it must ruu its course.
For several years the uncle was in a
constant state of anxiety with regard
to his nephew, for such was the rela-
tionship between them that Cooledge
knew exactly what Beverly was doing.
Finally he determined to make an ef-
fort to put in practice the expedient'
be had intended from the time when
Edgar had come to him as a little boy.
He would try to marry him to some
good girl.
But, since be had failed to manage
his own affairs in this respect, be did
Trot see how he would have better suc-
cess in managing tbosd of his nephew.
He determined to Consult the wife of
a friend of his, a Mrs. Jernegan. The
lady beard his story and promised to
think the matter over. Matchmaking,
she said, was a risky and thankless
task. In the case of a young man in-
clined to be wild it was very difcult.
However, she would try to think of
some young woman of good sense,
good character and amiable disposi-
tion for the purpose.
Mrs. Jernegan was herself a woman
possessing what is commonly called
horse sense. She did not especially
relish advising any girl to marry a man
for the purpose of reforming him. He
might make an excellent husband after
being reformed, but suppose the ref-
ormation never took pines?' °1Ir. Cool -
edge bad passed :lately through lire
danger period of a tartar's life anti bad
arrived et an age wherein be so w those
dangers in their true light. 'l'be fate
c•inetiota of dnuger inherent in n tminly
h R andleft him n .. )h.n
art had passed e t
� n1
did fellow. But that was no reason
why his nephew toned run the same
coarse and eseape ruin.
These were some of the thoughts
that passedthrough Mrs. Jar; ne 't sl's
mind before she acted upon Mr. Cool -
edge's request. Then when age had
shea
the matter all thought out ,eat for
a young Indy meal of here. 'Miss tem
ra Dtitlley, rind the two had a long con•
TeIrS ti nt d~k ttas- s1.1.1 j.eet of snsttchlug
THE EX,E.'TER
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THURSDAY, $EPTEDI13IOE1 'SOW. 10*10,
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yoting FFga'r Trendy ata it inland from
the leuraime
The next ditty Mr. Cooledge received
an iueittatiozr to call on, Mrs. Jernegart
cud upon tieing so was 'informed that
sbe bard tlxed upon a young lady who
would be . tt fit person: to retorm his
nephew. '.plea only,luestiou wee, Would
she consent to lame the effort? She
was three or Voir year's older than Ild.
gar, but Mr•s. ;Jernegan ret.ognized the
fact drat very young men aro more
easily wait by woolen older than Went-
eelves than by immature girls. Sbe
proposed that the young woman upon
wheat she had eleeided meet the uncle
and the nephew, and after the meeting,
It she consented to mete the desired
'attempt, that 111r. Cooledge be inform•
ed of the fact and give her every op•
portunity to accomplish her mission.
The result of these interviews was
that Mn Cooledge, Mr. Beverly and
Miss Dudley met at Mrs. Jernegan's at
dinner. Cooledge kept a close eye on
Miss Dudley to observe whether or no
she seemed pleased with his nephew.
He sew to evidence that she was
pleased or displeased with him. As
for Edgar, there was evidence that be
was not averse to Miss Dudley. The
dinner passed very pleasantly, and
since Miss Dudley was to go home
alone is Mrs. Jernegan's runabout, Ed-
gar Beverly accompanied her.
A few days later IMIr. Cooledge was
informed that Miss Dudley bad acced-
ed to bis request, and Mrs. Jernegan
suggested that he call upon the young
lady for the purpose of talking the
matter over. He lost no time in mak-
ing the call and found Miss Dudley in
a very complaisant frame of mind.
"I was much pleased with your neph-
ew, ?Jr. Cooledge," she said, "and since
our mutual friend, airs. Jernegan, has
apprised me of your intentions, we
may as well begin where she left o>i.
If I am to win your nephew I can only
do it by being thrown,a good deal in
his company. This, of course, cannot
be without management. Now, I pro-
pose that we make up a little party
for the balance of the summer to go
'to the mountains. That there may be
two men and two women I propose to
invite a lady friend of mine—for chape-
ron if you like—and I feel great confi-
dence that your plan of marryiug your
nephew will succeed before the end of
the summer."
Mr. Cooledge fell in with the plan,
and in due time a party of four was
domesticated in a mountain hotel. Mr.
Cooledge was somewhat surprised to
find the lady who was added to the
party to be several years younger than
Miss Dudley, but the latter explained
that she was the only one of her
friends whom she could get to make
up the party. She was scarcely out of
her teens and a very attractive young
woman. She was introduced as Kate
Millard, and the name Kate is often
synonomous with the word fascinating;
The quartet passed a very enjoyable
• mouth together. $ut from the first
"Um plan to marry Beverly to Miss Dud-
ley went awry, because lie preferred
Kate Millard. Cooledge was much put
out at the turn the nil'air had taken,
for be approved very highly of Miss
Dudley, but considered ber friend of
very light caliber. Insteacl of his neph-
ew being attentive to Miss Dudley be
was devoted to her friend. This left
Cooledge and Hiss Dudley in coustnnt
companiousbip. Cooledge after awhile
instead of being troubled at this turn
of his'intentions was so delighted with
Miss Dudley's companionship that
when one day his nephew swung to
her from his friend he showed his
spleen perceptibly.
Not only did Beverly notice bis un-
cle's being ruffled by his attentions to
Hiss Dudley, but Irate was immensely
delighted with it, The two younger
persons were evidently out for a frolic,
and if they could get any fun at the
older man's expense they were quite
incliue to do so. Beverly would for a
time leave Miss Dudley quite free to
receive the attentions of Mr. Cooledge,
then he would veer about and appro-
priate ber to himself. To make mat-
ters worse, Miss Dudley made no ob-
jection to being monopolized by the
young scapegrace, and when he was
devoted to her his uncle was left out
in the cold.
And so the game went on. Mr. Coo -
ledge when his nephew was devoting
himself to Miss Dudley declared that
the plan was working out admirably,
but he felt like throwing the young ras-
cal over a precipice. Then when Bev-
erly swung back to Kate Ii1i11ard and
left the field to him he voted the boy
a fool, but in his heart was delighted.
When the autumn came round and
the party returned to the city Mr.
Cooledge one day received a message
from IIrs. Ternegan asking why he
had not called upon her. He at once
put in an appearance, and the follow-
ina.dialogue ensued:
"How did the plan for marrying
your nephew work?" asked the lady.
"It didn't work at all. Miss. Dudley
invited a friend of hers, a chit, to be
of our party in the mountains, and the
chit got newly with Edgar."
"Indeed!" said the lady. "That was
very hard on Laura, wasn't it? Who
was the friend that Laura invited to
complete your party?"
"A. 11'Iiss Kate Millard."
"You mean Mrs. Kate Millard."
"What?"
"NAM Millard Is n Widow"
Mr. Cooledge was thunderstruck.
"You wished to marry off yourneph-
ew, crud 1 wished to give yon a wife.
I got np this party fora summer out,
ing myself.. It was all arranged 'be-
forehand that Kate Millard should win
your nephew and Tenure Dudley should
win yon. The plan has been sueeess-
n in o h its parts. Edger Beverly is
f I b t » s
engaged to Kate Millard, and you are
engaged to I:anra Dudley."
"Well, /II be Singed!" excialined art.
Cooledge. "Flow did ion learn that?'
"From romhoth LauraandHhto It IVES
too good .to keep."'
' ;CLEARING
Auction. Sale
INCORPORATED 1855
Of Farm Stock and Implements, flag
and Grain .
Net E..1Ferguson has been instruct-
ed to sell by publtoakruotiort on Lot 20
SR E,. Boundary of Usborne . two and a
half miles south of Woodham . on
Thursday October 7th, at halt past
twelve o'clock sharp, the following
'valuable property
aiQI4SEd-1 mare 7 years old sired
by .Glasniek; 2 geldings 3 years old
sired by Viscount Addison; 1 year-'
ling fielding sired by Viscount Addle
yon; 1 yearling filly sired by,Viscount
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Addison; 13,yL.ar old telly, general,
purpose; 1 good diving horse, quiet
and reliable; 1 tiriving mare 0 years
old.
, JA'1"T`LE-1 pow due to calve Jan
14; 1. cow true to carve Mar. 20; 1
cow due to calve April 1); 1 cow due
to calve Ilxay ,121h; 1 2 -year old
heifer due to calve Jau 14th; 112.
e'ear old heifer due to calve ttt time
of sale; 5 2 year old steers; 2 2 -year
old heifers; 1 yearling steer; 1 yeart
ting heifer; 4 spring calves; 1 Tat
cow.
HOGS -1 sow due to tarrow,at time
o? sale, 7 store hogs; 23 sellouts; 1
thoroughbred Yorkshire Log.
FOWL -75 hens; 15 well -+bred Rock
roosters; a number of pullets, 8
turkeys. l • ',
IMPLEMENTS— 1 binder Massey -
Betels, 7 ft cut, nearly .new; ' ono
Iirantlord mower; 1 Deering rake,
crew; Peter ,Hamilton seed driil;luea-
ber ;wagon rtvith new box and tihelve
lag; hayrack, stock rack, gravel box
,stone boat, •ladder, scu1Cler, Peter
llamllton cultivator, new; Maxwell
cultivator; walking plow, Cockshut 21
single riding plow, Oliver; 2 -furrow
riding plow.'
•0ockshut; set iron hare
rows; steel •
land roller; set double
.harness, new; set double harneps; set
single harness; fanning mill, Clinton
1 set of scales 2000 lois; J',rcmier.
Cream Separator; root pulper; top
buggy ; Campbell cutter. nearly new
rug, robe and oilslotli; good set or
team !blankets; truck -ragon; set of
sleighs, wheelbarrow; grass seed
sower; cook stove, hearer, crowbalq,
ditchimg scoop, pick, scoop -shovel,.
uew meckyoke; 3 setts whiffetrees;
2 logging chains, forks, hoes, shovels
and other articles too numerous to
mentlou.
A quantity of corn: in ,stook; 15 row
of mangolds; •a quantity of hay in
barn; 300 (bus. of oats; 200 bus. of
barley ; 2 doz. new grain bags, ,
Positively no reserve as the pro -
proprietor has rented his farm
Terms of Sale --All sums of $5.00
and under cash, over that amount '.12
caenths' credit will be given on
furnishing approved joint notes, or
a .discount of 4 per Dent per annum
off ll'e,r cash in Lieu of notes.
l 1iY, ,SjQ JIItE. Prop,, at. l4.. No 1,
IGrantou,
'ED'WARD FERGUSON, Auct., R:
No. 1, Science Hill.
THINKING CAPS
•A -navy chaplain declares that the,
United States navy is now. from 85
to 90 per cent temperate.
It is said that the Koreans are go-
ing on the water wagon. One little vil-
liage which eight years ago had but
twenty-five houses and eight saloons
now has' sixty houses and no saloons.
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Campbell 7I. Moore. of Springfield,
Mo., abrother. of the late Carrie
Nation, announces that he once be.
lieved has sistercrazy, but has chang-
eds.
This .mind, and will devote tithe re-
mainder of his life to the fight again-
st the liquor traffic.
Mr. 'W. W. Buchanan, the late Secy
rotary of the Moral and Social Re-
form (council, of alanitaba, in one of
his last articles said, "This dreadful
war has delivered the most striking,
stunning, sweeping indictment of
drink the world has ever known..
Pierre L. Bark, Russian minister of
finance, is quoted as saying: ".Econ-
omically considered the war has .been
a blessing to the people of this count-)
ry. it is the prohibition of the sale
oi' vodka which is primarily respons-
ible for the ameliorated condition of
the ;peasant." -
Mr. IW. J. Bryon, en -Secretary tat
State, in the United States, in his
temperance speech at Carnegie Hall,
said "The aeroplane that drops its
bombs from above and the submarine
that.shootsits torpedoes from below
are less to be feared Athan the schoon-
er that crosses the bar."
The liquor traffic brings pauperism
like n flood. According to the hod. -
oral
ed. -oral census of 1910, in nine .prohi-
bition states there were 46.5 .paupers
per 100.000 population. In the license
States, in each of which less than 25
per hent.'of the population were un-'
der prohibition, there were 127.7 pau-
pers per 100,900 population: •
Archbishop Ireland speaking again-
st ajnk says, "The great cause of
social 'crime is dunk. The- great
cause of poverty is ,utrink. When 1
bear of a Camily broken up, I ask
the cause—drink. if 11 go to the ',gal-
lows and ask its victim ,the cause; the
answer is drink. Then I ask myself
in perfect wonderment, why :do men
not put °,-stop to this .thing,"
The controller of the Russian treas-
ury, 11I. Kharitonoff, speaking before
the Budget Omni/tittle of the ,Russian
parliament said,: "'With the war and
without vodka, Russia is. more pros-
perous than with vodka and without
the war. Charles Johnston asserts in
"The American Review of Reviews"
for May, that this is the greatest sin-
gle sentence ever uttered for prohi-
bition.
Hot b
Special 1.o.
.
BETTER THAN SPANKING.
etisSpanking does not euro children of bed•
rotting. There is a constitutional cause for
this trouble. Mrs. M. Summers, Bot 511 -
Windsor, Ont., will sand free to any mother
!ter successful home treatment, with full
mstruetions. Send no anoney,but write her
to-dey if your children trouble you in dais
Way4I?an t blame the child, the chances
I
ere ib can't help iL this treatment also
cures adults, and aged petiole troubled with
Brine tiiMoataes by day or night,
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CAPITAL AND RESERVE $8,800,000
96: Branches in Canada
A General Banking Business Transacted
CIRCULAR LETTERS OF CREDIT
13, N'IC MCNI Y ORDERS
SAVINGS BANK DEPARTMENT
+' lntereft altwvedja:l Iillttt crrltttt.rie
W. Co. CLARKE, Meetaager,'Exetet- Breerich
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THE CANADIAN BANK.
OF COMMERCE
SU EDMUND WALKER, C.V.O., LL.D., D.C.L., President
ALB7CANDERWLAIRD, General Manager _ JOHN AIRD, Ass't General ManniteOP
',CAPITAL, $15,000,000 RESERVE FUND, $13,500,000
FARMERS' .BUSINESS
The Canadian Bank of Commerce extends to Farmers everj"
facility for the transaction of their banking business, ' including
the discount and collection of sales notes. Blank sales notes'
are supplied free of chaxge on application. S21
Exeter Branch— H. J. WHITE, Manager'..
!•.e ' CREDITOR BRANCH — A. E. KUHN, Manager, ix ..11317.171
Notice to Creditors
fn the matter of the estate of
Stephen J. Etherington, of the
township of Usborne, county of Hu-
ron, Yeoman, deceased. ;
Notice is hereby given pursuant to
Statutes in that behalf that all cred-
itors and others having claims 'ag-
ainst the estate of Stephen J. Eth-
erington., who diedfin or about Sept.
Oth. 1915 are required on or before
October 2nd, 1915, to send by post pre-
paid or deliver to Messrs. Gladman
& Stanbury, of the Village of Exe-
ter, Solicitors for the Executor
oL the said deceased, their Christian
and surnames, addresses and descrip-
tions, the full particulars of their
claims, the statement of their ac-
counts and the nature of the secure
reties, if any, held by thllem. And
further -take notice that after said
last mentioned date the said Exe-
cutor will proceed to distribute the
assets of the deceased among the par-
ties entitled thereto, having regard
only Lo the claims of which, he shall
then have notice and that the said
Executor shall not be liable for
said assets or any part thereof, to any
person or persons of whose claims
notice shall not have been received
by him at the time of such distribu-
tion.
T
GLADMAN & STANBURY
Solicitors for Executor.
Dated at Exeter this 14th day of Sep-
tember, 1915.
LOCATING THE DRAWBACKS,
1113i1:rth1'S .tones; he only sits around
.L Ur takes an evening nap.
He doesn't have to work at all
To hold his little snap.
I envy him; but, then, to trade
1 fear would hardly suit.
Lied want to, 1 am much afraid,
Throw in his wife to boot.
Brown has;a very pleasant place
To labor, and his pay
Is quite enough to keep a man •
In luxury, they say. r"
I'd like to have his job; but, then, 1
Again, 1 wouldn't trade
If In the 'Jargain 1 must take
kis family ready made.
Black owns a very tine estate
With acres broad and wide.
To get across it, eo 1 hear.
A man a day must ride.
It would be very fine to own
.A prospect such as his,
But still 1 wouldn't want his health,
His grouch and rheumatlz.
In looking at the other men
To whom the fates were kind
Some drawbacks to their pleasant lots
Along the line 1 find.
1 think that, on the whole, perhaps
1 wouldn't swap my place
With them; I'll plug along and keep
My family and my face.
_. 1
Mitigating Circumstances.
"Judge," said the cotnplaining • wit-
ness. "1 was just walking along the
street peacefully and stopped by where
he was fixing his auto to pass the time
of day when be up and yanked bii a
piece of the machinery and hit me
over the head with it."
"What have you to say in defense?"
asked the judge.
"Nothing," said the prisoner. "I hit
him, al! right. What is the fine?"
"But was there no provocation?"
"You can judge for yourself. It was
a hot day, and he was the four hun•
dred and forty-fourth man who came
offering me advice as to horn to fix the
thing."
"Discharged," said the judge. "I
fine the complaining witness $2."
Brampton Aims at $1.0,000.
BRAMPTON, Sept. 28.—A mass
meeting of the citizens of the Town
ofBrampton. last night unanimously
decided that a campaign be forthwith
instituted to raise at feast 1 0
st 0 00
for nod Cross purposes. A strong
local committee was appointed, With
Ur. 0, Sie17 lnald presidant,' ,
J. A. MASON
ARCHITECT'
425 Dundas Street, London, Guars—so,
teed cost of buildings; no extras; It
years New York experience. Phonics
2725.
Anyone intending to build will die
ell o write me. No charge for coal
sulat
C J. W. KAP N, M, D.C. MO.
425 RICHMOND ST., LOINDO$,,
ONTARIO.
SPECIALIST It
SURGERY AND EN1T0-132lfl!ANE
DISEASES OF AND WO54EN;
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• DENTIST .
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tsi ti . Office over
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day afternoons.
Residence 5b,
Toronto F7nivegi-
Dickson & filanis''-
Closed Wedness
Phone Office Gm
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a. effeo a. Office over Mara
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city Offioe and residence Donsinjs
Dabratory., Exeter, , a_lael
iAssooiate Coroner of Huron I'*'YJ
D ICKSON & iCARIJING I r tri
Barristers, Solioitors Nptar ier Os*
veyanoera Commissioners, Solivitia
for the Maisons Bank eta, t ,.I ai
Money to Doan at lowest ratatr of '
tercet. ,
OFFICE—MAIN STREW EXISTS%%
1. R., Carling B. A; IL at Dia OW*
MONEY TO LOAM i i 1 I ,.1 1 t
We have a large amount Cf VIP
ate funds to loan on farm and x
lage properties at lowest rata It l�,7►.'
tercet, alai
GL'ADMAN & STANB.UBI !=1
Barriatera, Solicitors, Moir gai
Exeter,' ; . , ,
Tae UsDorno and ffibbcrt
Farmer's Mutual Fire Insur-
ance Gompanti
Head Office, Farquhar, Olt
President ! i ee ROBT. NORRIEtt
Vice; President 1 THOS. RYA"
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cry L.. RUSSELL I J, T. ALLIS,f3N-
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borne and Riddulph. +1
OLIVER HARRIS Munro atrard fat
U"rbbert Fullarton and Logan.
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Secy.Treas, Farquhar-
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Solicitors. Exeter. I
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