The Goderich Signal-Star, 1986-01-29, Page 4PAGE 4—GODERICII SIGNAL -STAR, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 29, 1986
I should have known better.
Afterall, I am almost grown up. Well, sort
of.
, But, the prodigious purveyors of odds
against the New England Patriots defeating
the meanest group of guys• to emerge from
Chicago without artillery were more than
polite in suggesting they could come within
10 points.
They shouldn't have come within 10 miles
of the New Orleans Superdome.
Another Super Bowldisappointment.
Fact is, I put my hands on the refrigerator
more times than the Patriots. My most
. memorable moments from Super Bowl Sun-
day involve the consumption of comforting
beverages, notations Of salt buildup on crun-
chy snacks and examining ceramic tiles
during frequent trips to the washroom.
I've been let down too many times, and
DAVE SYKES
submit that football aficionados and
fanatics everywhere should have recourse
in such natters. The least the league could
do is supply the home phone numbers for the
players and the league commissioner on the
television screen, giving fans the opportuni-
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Seniors deserve dignity
A proposal to renovate Huronview, the county home for the aged, will come before Huron
County Council when they consider thebudgets of the various county departments for the
, coming year.'
Long range plans for renovations at.Huronview will decompose the institutional character
of the home providing a warm, dignified, humane environment. Privacy will be created in
the washrooms. The long hallways making the home feel like an institutional will be replac-
ed with open communal space which will encourage casual social interaction. The four bed
rooms will be replaced with two°bed rooms resulting in more stoage space and privacy for
the residents. In short, an institution will become a home .
The cost of the first phase of the project is $1.4 million but the county share will be $716,000
as the province will pick up 50 per cent.
Some county councillors argue the county cannot afford two major projects at the same
time; the museum project and renovations at Huronview. The reconstruction of the pioneer
museum is equally worthwhile and both projects should proceed.
Not even a crystal ball could have foreseen the province making money available for the
renovations at Huronview and sometimes you have to manage money carefully to find the
money for two important projects at the same time..
When it is considered that in the past three years departments providing services to peo-
ple including Huronview, health and social services received a total of $2,300;153 compared
to $5,624,000, it is possible that money cogld be found in other areas to provide money for
Huronview renovations.
It would be unfortunate to allow this opportunity go by especially.when provincial dollars
are available. If the project is delayed it will only cost more.
If you have doubts about the need for the Huronview renovations, go to the home and take
a tour. It will surely change your mind.
Our senior population is increasing dramatically and in the future any one of us could be a
Huronview resident.
Volunteers make us go
'ty to exchange pleasantries with the stars
and offer an unprofessional critique of their
performance.
•
If it was just another football game I
wouldn't give it a second thought.
But, my God, the SuperBowl is almost big-
ger than life itself. An American Celebra-
tion is the term NBC vainly tossed at
viewers in a futile attempt to convey the
magnitude of the event to the masses.
It didn't come close. Why Joan Collins
couldn't even command six hours of prime
time television. And as a result of the com-
prehensive ,overage of the event, millions
of people are more conversant with the con-
dition of Chicago Bear's quarterback Jim
McMahon's butt than any behind that's been
bared in magazines.
But these are things the football fan needs
to know in preparation for the Super Bowl.
Which player was allegedly knifed by his
Volunteers add a special dimension to the quality of life in any community. In fact,
volunteers make the community.
Whether it involves work with a service club or church group, in the hospital or nusring
home or on the ball diamonds and in the arenas, volunteers and their efforts are much in
evidence in this community.
On the Community front this week we profile the untiring efforts of one of the town's most
dedicated volunteers, Evelyn Carroll.
Evelyn began working on a volunteer basis with mentally haddicapped people in Goderich
in the 1960S and today she is still at it. Recently honored by, the Goderich and District
. Association for the Mentally Retarded, Evelyn epitomized the caring volunteer who pitched
in and worked for nothing when. paid help could not be found. '
We salute the indefatigable efforts of Evelyn and people like her. They give so much to the
cpmmunity without asking anything in return. D.S.
wife in a domestic and will it affect his abili-
ty tp go deep in the big game? How many
raw oysters can a lineman eat in one sitting
in the French Quarter? Why was a
helicopter flying precariously close to the
practice field when McMahon pulled down
his pants? Does the light go out when the
door is closed on The Refrigerator?
The media painstakingly and obligingly
answered all these questions for the football
fan by the time the Super Bowl had conclud-
ed Sunday evening.
But the biggest question remains
unanswered. Why does the Super Bowl turn
into the Poilet Bowl and go down the drain
year after year? ,
I mean any self respesting fan worthy of
the tag, "fanatic" spends the two weeks
prior to the big game selecting snacks, judg-
mg them for resilience, ( will they bounce off
a
m
WC Mit V s►Vii as t r weA /.oaLV ue Losing
crispness or taste?) adjusting the favorite
armchair, arranging the lighting to create
the perfect ambience and stockpiling
beverages as a contingency plan in case all
else fails.
Everything was set. I had even, after
hours of intense negotiations with the kids,
arranged to have access to the television for
most of the time. The Super Bowl would only
be interrupted for a half hour during the air-
ing of Fraggle Rock. It's a house rule, and it
was either watch Fraggle Rock or seek a
change in venue for the big game.
I conceded under pessure and prayed
that the game's critical plays would occur
after the Muppets had signed off.
As is the custom, however, the game was
over before it was minutes old.
Next year f'll know better. I'll see if I can
book myslef an assignment.
By Dave. Sykes
Sugar and Spice ey Bill Smiley
Garage sales are quitethe fad these days.
Many people make them part of their lives.
They troop around town watching for hand-
made signs and check the ads in the
classified section.
Drive around any small town and you'll
see a cluster of cars, in front of a house.
"Must be a wedding or a funeral," you
muse. Then you see a pile of junk with a
hordeof human magpies darting around it,
snatching .up bits, beating each other to
another heap of rubble, like seagulls diving
and screeching for a slice of french -fried
spud.
It's no wedding. There are no vows ex-
changed, except that you takes what .you
gets, "for better of for worse." It's no
funeral, except for those who pay six bucks
for something that cost three 10 years ago.
It's a garage sale.
This phenomenon . resembles a mini -
auction -sale minus the auctioneer. The
garage sale allows .the proprietor (often
abetted by some of his neighbours) to get rid!
of all the useless items overflowing the
garage, the tool -shed, the basement and the
attic.
It sometimes brings in two or three hun-
dred dollars to the venders, and the garage -
sale groupies go home all excited because
they have bought a three-legged chair, a
horse-drawn sleigh, an umbrella with only
one spoke "missing, or six paperback novels
for a dollar.
One of my contemporaries, an habituee of
these bizarre events, was more than a bit
thunderstruck when he found at one sale
that he could buy text -books from our
school, duly stamped as such, dirt cheap. He
remonstrated with the owners, pointing out
that the books belonged to,' the school arid
had been stolen by their children, but they'd
have none of it. They wanted cash.
So much for human nature. These were
taxpayers who had helped buy the books
their)ids had stolen, and now wanted to sell
them back to the system so that other kids.
could steal the books they were still paying
taxes for.
Back to the garage sales. There is no sug-
gestion of stealing here. Both parties, buyer
and seller, areperfectly aware of what's go-
ing on. The seller is trying to get rid of
something he doesn't need. It's a classic ex-
ample of our materialistic age. We want to
get rid of some of the garbage we've bought,
and the buyer wants to buy some more gar-
bage.
The epitome of a garage -sale -groupie
would be a person who goes to four garage
sale, buys a lot of junk, then has a garage
sale to dispose of it, preferably with a small
mark-up. But they're fun.
A friend of mine, who'll make a bid on
anything, even though he doesn't know what
it's for, has bought two old-fashioned horse-
drawn sleighs. He has worked on them until
they are serviceable. All he needs now is a
couple of beasts to haul the things, He'll pro-
bably wind up with a camel and a Shetland
pony (and will make a fortune hauling peo-
ple around, when we run out of gas). . •
Well, I wish I'd had a garage sale this past
summer. First, I'd have sold the garage, a
venerable institution. None of this electronic
eye, or press a button and the door•opens. It
has a vast door, weighing about 800 pounds.
You hoist the door and it slides on pulleys
and cables, and at the right moment, on a
good day, it stops rising just at the height to
tear off your radio aerial. The balances fill-
ed with sand, aren't quite enough from
crashing down on your hood, but I've fixed
that. To one, I've added an axe -head, to the
other a quart of paint. Perfect balance. A
real buy.
Behind the garage is a sort of tool shed. I
say "sort of", because when I've sailed into
the garage on a slippery midwinter day, I've
sometimes gone an extra foot and crashed
into the tool shed, which now leans about 35
degrees to the north.
I'll throw in the tool shed with the garage,
but not its contents. Migawd, the stuff in
there would bug the eyes of either an anti-
que dealer or a garage -groupie.
We have garden tools in there that haven't
been used since Sir John A. MacDonald's
wife told him to get his nose out of that glass
and go out and stir up the garden.
We have at least four perfectly goodtires •
for a 1947 Dodge.. We have enough holy tar-
paulin (or is it holey? I've never known) to
build a theatre under the stars. There's a .
perfectly good set of golf clubs, a wee bit
rusty. There's a three-legged garden tool
that must have come over with Samuel de
Champlain. There's, • a . three -wheeled
lawnmower (mechanic's special). Six hun-
dred feet of garden hose that ._a little
adhesive would fix.
And many more, too miscellaneous to
mention. And that's' only the tool shed. In-
side the house, we have eight tons of books,
left by our children. The attic is going to
come right through to the kitchen, one of
these days. How about a copy of Bhagavad-
gita,1,000 pages, at $1?
Man, I wish I'd got this idea off the ground
about six months ago? Anyone interested in
an iron crib, sides go up and down, filled
with $300 worth of broken toys, exotic pain-
tings, some records and a bag of marbles?
Who needs to retire, with all this wealth
• lying around?
Often we expect others to. be mind-
readers. Being thoroughly familiar with our
own thoughts and intentions from inside, we
express mere fragments of these processes
and take it for granted that the entire pic-
ture is automatically visible to everyone
else, including the press.
Such incompleteness of expression is pro-
bably behind most • claims of being mis-
quoted. "That is not what I meant" is a fre-
quent exclamation in public life. Thinking
before speaking is a reasonable precaution,
followed by saying exactly and clearly what
it is you mean. If the projector is faulty and
the picture out of focus, members of the au-
dience do not register a clear image; no'
matter how hard they look.
Recently I was reminded how easy it is to
find oneself in the position of a poor projec-
tor. I was briefly interviewed over the
telephone concerning the upcoming public
meeting on the proposed annexation agree-
ment between the Town of Goderich and the
Township of Gbderich. I expressed several '
of my concerns.
It is a normal and expected conclusion
that a person who shows only concerns and
questions in connection with a project, is op-
posed to it. I did not have the presence of
mind to emphasize that right now I am
neither for noragainst this annexation,
because so far there is not enough pertinent
public information for a clear and in-
telligent stand one way or another.
All I am for at this stage is a public infor-
mation meeting on the matter. I failed to ex-
press myself clearly inall respectsand
came across as an objector, through nobody
else's fault.
You might have learned from a recent
advertisement that a public meeting has
been called concerning the annexation in
question. The meeting is to take place next
Wednesday, Feb. 5, at 7 p.m. in the council
chambers in the town hall on West Street.
Mayor. Palmer has been quoted as saying
she does not think that many people ate con-
cerned over the annexation. She is probably
right. There was relatively little interest in
the municipal elections. It is still a valid pro-
cess to go through. The opportunity should
be there. It is up, to individual citizens
whether or how they make use of it.
kis. not immediately clear whether the
predicted lack of concern speaks in favor of
a project about which very little solid and
factual information has been made
available to the public. The political peptalk
does not count. One may be forgiven for
even wondering whether the annexation had
been started at all, if the municipal election
preliminaries had been known at the time.
This is, of course, just a thought and has no
bearing on the present stage of the process.
As the municipal officials appear to count
on minimal public attention, I feel sorry for
therm. It must be discouraging to make cost-
ly decisions in a public opinion and support
vacuum. Will it be a folly or proof of
wisdom?
What bothers me is the lack of visible
reasoning and the absence or even a modest
needs study or \professional opinion. I am,
not talking about) a lengthy and expensive
study, but I would feel more comfortable
knowing that the ,county planning director
has been consulted. That is not the case. /
It appears that the annexation was started
when the owner wanted to sell his land to the
town, In connection with another deal. In the
Absence of a demonstrated need, wasthat
the reason and is the town connected with
• real estate transactions with public money?
I have ne argument with the own r; but I
ELSA HAYDON
feel that the town council owes the public an
explanation.
One has heaitd that the town will pay
$150,400 for the 46 or 47 acres of fields. It is
our money, but we have not been told how it
will be taken. This would leave the town
holding pretty close to 100 acres of
unserviced land in two separate locations,
plus' a few acres of serviced land in the
established industrial park.
Procedurally the annexation and the pur-
chase of this land by the town are two
separate transactions, but for all practical
purposes they must be discussed together,
as one makes do sense without the other.
If the town• intends to annex the land
without buying it, will die process still be un -
Contested? According the mayor, the town
will be able to service the land whereas the
township cannot readily afford it. How nice
of the town. The construction of services is
very expensive. I expect that the public will
be given professional estimates for the
whole deal and how we pay for it.
In an abstract sense this annexation is a
procedure remote to the public, but it does
translate into a great deal of public money.
And, this is where our concern comes in.
Talking about putting a road through the
woodiot should be also accompanied by pro-
fessional information on the• cost in money
and environmental consequences and con-
cerns.
T am ready to be convinced that this is a
good deal in public interest, but mere
political rhetoric will not do.