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It seemed like a good idea at the time but
I'm still having second thoughts about this
lunch business.
And now I am asking myself if real men,
or men folk of any description, go home for
lunch.
I had never in my entire life given the pro-
spect of lunch at home the remotest chance
of consideration until the Sykes family pur-
chased a modest bungalow within the town
limits. Within minutes, it may have been
seconds, of the signing of the purchase
agreement the mother of our children turn-
ed and made the following promulgation.
"Well I guess you'll be coming home for
lunch now," she offered while flashing that
know-it-all sardonic grin that says I've got
you this time. She continued, " It will be
such a nice break for the children."
The children, yes. We must always think
of the children. It is that inherent selfless
dedication and consideration that sets
parents above normal human beings.
The truth of the matter is that my
presence at home for lunch would give the
mother of the children the chance to recover
from a gruelling morning with the two
dynamos we affectionately refer to as
'burs.,'
I could read between the lines but took my
medicine with dignity.
"But of course," I offered meekly my
voice rising in disbelief. "It would be great
to come home for lunch."
The repercussions of that hastily agreed
to contract set this agent to sitting alone in
the dark, mouth wide open and eyes fixed in
a stare on nothing in particular. I couldn't
believe that I had committed myself to
lunch at home.
The last time I had been home for lunch
was elementary school. Grade 7 to be
precise.
Since then I've been toting a large paper
bag to school and work situations. In fact,
the contents of my oversized lunch bag has
been the source of much discussion and deri-
sion at your favorite weekly.
At least two sandwiches, cold cats on
brown, heaped with lettuce and mayon-
naise, a banana, apple and or assorted fruit,
cookies and maybe a„pudding, were stan-
dard lunchbag fare for this scribbler on a
daily basis. Colleagues were often wide-
eyed in amazement at the repast pulled
from the confines of the Zehrs bag.
A man can't be expected to sit behind a
desk or push the shutter release button on a
camera several times a day without a hefty
lunch behind him. Here, here.
Lunch was always a time to discuss the
weekend football games, maybe play. a
game of cards in the coffee shop, read the
sports pages or discuss the obvious merits of
the new female personnel in the other
department.
I had never suspected that people went
home for lunch.
While the reporter's credo ultimately for-
bids assumptions of any kind, I had assum-
ed that men did, well, you know, men things
at lunch. Would it not be safe to submit that
men went out with other men for lunch and
discussed matters of universal importance
like football games and the new female...oh
never mind.
And business too, of course. Men surely
would discuss business at lunch. In fact I
know of business people who tend not to
return to wore, aster lunch, the nature of the
discussions obviously requiring more atten-
tion than anticipated.
But home for lunch. Would it ever Catch
on?
As the lunch hour approached on the first
day my pahns grew sweaty, my head Jerked
uncontrollably to one side and I was sure
that I couldn't handle the drive home.
With a false bravado I opened the front
door Monday only to have my son run at me
from the other end of the house, jump up
and inflict irrepairable damage to vital
organs with his rapier -like knees and
elbows. Daughter Laura thrust a half -eaten
mushy grilled chees sandwich in my face,
crawled across the kitchen table to battle
with her brother who was dipping cucumber
pieces in catsup and both were screaming
at each other.
The mother of the children burned my
grilled cheese and then in the process of
scraping off the black material, dropped the.
sandwich in the dishwater. Now everybody
is screaming.
Will somebody please take me out to lun-
ch.
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Inspiration for all
The fact that the Papal tour attracted thousands of peo-
ple at almost every stop on a 12 -day Canadian tour, sur-
prised even Pope John Paul II.
During his return flight to the Vatican aboard a special
Air Canada jetliner, the Pope told Canadian reporters that
he was most surprised with the attitude he encountered in
Canada. Pleasantly surprised, though.
The first and historic visit by the Pontiff to Canadian
soil was a most memorable one. Thousands of Canadians,
and no doubt many Americans too, lined the motorcade
route at every stop and attended the open-air niasses con-
ducted by the head of the Roman Catholic Church.
No doubt, many of those who travelled hundreds of
miles for a glimpse or the Pope, are devout and ardent
Roman Catholics who grew up in the discipline of the
faith. Yet, his presence obviously attracted others of vary-
ing faiths and beliefs.
That is the power and appeal of John Paul II. His
message has universal applications and his appeal,
sincerity and humility transcends religious barriers and
beliefs. He exudes warmth and love.
His mere presence, his actions and his personality
seemed to inspire everyone. His actions and gestures with
the young, the destitute, the old and the handicapped
transcend our own human frailties and insecurities..
The Pope delivered several messages during the tour
here and made special appeals for young people to return
to the faith and rel'oious vocations. His message may
have also served to remind people that we must look
beyond our own achievements and advances and that we
must be conscious of a life beyond our earthly existence.
Bishop John Sherlock, president of the Canadian Con-
ference of Catholic Bishops suggests that the Pope has
challenged Canadians to review their spiritual lives and
that the tour effectively instilled Canadians with a new
cohesiveness, a new sense of understanding and respect
for one another.
The impact will be difficult to assess. The Pope did
leave Canadians with a challenge to return to basic
human values and family, comrnunity.and sharing. He of-
fered inspiration.
What kind of long-term impact his visit and message
will have on Canadians is prone to interpretation and
speculation.
Still, Pope John Paul's visit was most welcome and will
be remembered for a long time. D.S.
Short-term solution
Well Brian Mulroney has already proven a few things to
the Canadian public.
While the Prime Minister can be considered a study of
contradictions, he has, at least, avoided the pitfalls of Joe
Clark and swung the blue machine into action.
Still basking in the emotional high of the largest majori-
ty in Canadian political history, Mulroney promptly
responded by surrounding himself with the largest
cabinet. Now the PM and his 40 ministers will have to set
their minds to the tasks at hand. And they are numerous.
Mulroney has promised Canadians that jobs would be a
priority for his government and that he would also take a
responsible whack at government spending. This week
Employment Minister Flora MacDonald announced the
federal government would spend an additional $430
million in job -creation programs over the next two years.
More than half of that amount, $250 million will be used
to create 47,000 jobs both this winter and next. MacDonald
claimed the Liberals left the winter job market at the
mercy of the economy.
The money will come at the expense of other govern-
ment programs as the new Conservative government ob-
viously sees merit in providing winter works programs in
communities across the country. •
The benefits of pumping millions of tax dollars into
short-term work projects has been argued on both sides of
the House of Commons many times before but Mulroney
obviously wants to provide some of that short-term relief
now. Hopefully this plan of attack will not preclude some
long-term solutions to the unemployment problem.
Incentives have to be provided before the private sector
can respond with expansion, growth and jobs. Many of our
young people require training or retraining and provisions
will have to be made by the federal government before
these people can crack the meagre job market.
MacDonald has assured us that the, infusion of millions
into short-term jobs is just that, a short-term proposal.
She has promised programs more substantial in scope
which would be most welcome indeed. D.S.
September beach
by Joanne Buchanan
POSTSCRIPT
JOANNE BUCHANAN
I didn't get to bed until almost 1 a.m. Monday.
The reason? I had to watch the 36th annual Em-
my Awards show until the bitter end.
I hate to admit it but I am a t.v. junkie and the
Emmy Awards are the highlight of the viewing
season. I planned my whole evening around the
show and settled back with hot chocolate and a
comfortable cushion for the duration.
I know right now that some of the people
reading this column will be totally disgusted with
my addiction to t.v. These are the same people
who call television "the idiot box” and "the boob
tube."
In the past, I have lied to friends about my ad-
diction. When they have suggested a social
outing in the evening. I have told them that I
have too many chores to do at home. Or I have
pretended to be an intellectual, saying that I just
have to finish that book on Victorian poetry that I
am reading.
But I've come out of the closet now. I'm no
longer ashamed to admit it. I confess. I eat my
meals in front of the television set and plan my
life, when I can, around the weekly schedule in
TV Guide.
The truth is that I just couldn't stand to miss an
episode of Hill Street Blues. Currently, this is my
all-time favorite t.v. show. I'm not sure why but I
have always been drawn to police and detective
shows. I have a friend who is the same way with
hospital shows. When Marcus Welby went off the
air, she went into withdrawal. However, she has
since recuperated with St. Elsewhere and Trap-
per John M.D.
I don't like Trapper John myself because one
of the characters named Gonzo (a doctor), lives
in a grubby trailer in the hospital's parking lot.
That is just too hard to believe. Wouldn't there be
a by-law against that? And if he is a doctor, why
can't he afford better accommodations?
I also detest car shows like Knight Rider,
Hardcastle and McCormick and—the absolute
worst of them all—Dukes of Hazard. I can never
figure out how they make tires squeal on dirt
roads.
Mindless sitcoms like Three's Company and
One Day at a Time really bug me too. I mean,
who in their right mind would let their building
maintenance man hang around their apartment
and intrude on their privacy as much as
Schneider does with the Romano family on the
latter show?
And what about Alice? That restaurant she
works in never has enough customers to support
one waitress, let alone three or four! No wonder
poor Mel is always yelling. He's going broke with
all the help he's hired.
My frustration with these sitZoms however,
doesn't explain why I miss such silly shows as
Get Smart, Gilligan's Island, The Beverly
Hillbillies and Hogan's Heroes. I could watch re-
runs of these for hours.
I guess there is no real rhyme nor reason to my
viewing habits unless maybe it is casting. I like
the casting in such current comedies as Cheers,
Family Ties and Newhart.
Although it is tempting, I haven't succumbed
to night-time soaps like Dallas and Dynasty yet.
There are just too many of them and if I started
following even one, I'd be holed up in my apart-
ment every night, never to come out again.
I only watch shows like Love Boat and Fantasy
Island if I'm desperate. They're too gushy and
mushy with their happy -ever -after endings.
But while I don't like happy -ever -after, I don't
care for shows that are sad either. I cry my eyes
out when watching Little House on the Prairie re-
runs. And if I had known that a little girl was go-
ing to die in the movie, The Dollmaker, I never
would have watched it in the first place. I was
devastated for at least a week. I tried not to
watch The Day After ( the movie about nuclear
holocaust) but I was drawn to it. Then I was
scared and depressed for about a week.
Middle-of-the-road. That's what I like. Game
shows are my favorite, especially the ones which
require a bit of skill. I love shouting out the
answers. I get so frustrated when the stupid con-
testants can't figure them out. "It's so simple," I
think. "If I was on that show, I'd win the car for
sure. I'd clean up." Of course, there's no
pressure when you're answering the questions at
home instead of in a t.v. studio. "But I'd still
clean up," I tell myself confidently.
Some of my fondest childhood memories
revolve around watching t.v . On Sunday nights,
us kids got to stay up late and watch the Ed
Sullivan Show and if we were really good, we
could watch Bonanza after that. Saturday nights,
we got into our pajamas early, propped
ourselves up in front of the t.v. and devoured pop
and chips while watching Hockey Night In
Canada with my dad.
To this day, I love watching a good hockey
game on t.v.—and most other sports for that mat-
ter. When the Olympic games were on, I had
bags under my eyes from staying up half the
night watching all the events until they were
over.
You know, come to think of it, there are even a
few commercials on television that I like to wat-
ch.
By now, you may think I'm totally crazy. But I
don't care. If I'm star -struck, I can't help it. I
love watching glamorous stars in beautiful
clothes in exotic locations. If I can't live the life
of the rich, at least let me watch it on the screen
and dream.
Television is the next best thing to being at an
actual event—the Queen's visit, the Pope's visit,
the big game or concert. It's cheap entertain-
ment and easy to absorb after a hard day's work.
It brings you the news and it's educational ( I've
learned more from The Nature of Things than I
ever did in an actual science class). And now and
again, it's even inspirational (like the movie
about Canadian Diane Dupuy and the Famous
People Players—a group of mentally handicap-
ped adults who entertain with black light
theatre).
Sure, there's a lot of garbage on t.v. but you
just have to be selective.
Anyway, I have to end this defence of my ad-
diction now. It's Monday night as I write and I
want to get home in time to watch TV's Bloopers
and Practical Jokes. It's been a long day at the
office and I c' .uld use a few laughs.
The first day of autumn has come and
gone, demanding the surrender of another
summer. The flowers have responded with a
burst of last minute energy, the brightness
of their colours a forceful reminder that new
splendor will come next spring.
One cannot let a summer slip by without
putting into words of gratitude our pleasure
in the generous beauty provided steadily by
our parks department. Mr. Peter Spain and
his dedicated co-workers ought to be once
again congratulated for a job very well
done.
The clean face of our town goes hand in
hand with the bright flowers and the restful
greens of the trees, framed by the fluid
shades of the lake. These elements offer a
recreational invitation taken up by ap-
preciative residents and visitors.
Much of the credit goes also to the parks
and waterfront committee, chaired by coun-
cillor John Doherty, for continuing to
develop health parks attitudes and prac-
tices, and to the entire town cougcil for its
support and understanding of the impor-
tance of these lifestyle attractions in the
overall picture of our town and its ambi-
tions.
In its daily work the parks department
also receives a great deal of guidance and
support from Mr. Ken Hunter, commis-
sioner of works, whose contribution and
firm dedication in the field is considerable
and valuable.
Knowing that I speak on behalf of many
people I should like to thank the above men-
tioned persons for making the face of much
of our town so attractive and pleasant and
adding to our summer enjoyment.
And then there are the private gardens.
One is left with the impression that they
become increasingly more colourful sum-
mer after summer. They are the punctua-
tion in the message of our town's pleasant
theme.
Personal events and experiences have ad-
ded further dimensions to what kind of
memories follow us out of this fading sum-
mer, what lasting nourishment our mind
has absorbed.
The highlight of my own summer (indeed,
of many summers) was the Toronto Interna-
tional Festival in June, with its overwhelm-
ing abundance of world class performances.
I was able to attend five events which I shall
never forget; their echo remains vibrant
and supportive whenever there is need for
encouragement in the daily routine.
I had never before experienced a live per-
formance of the Metropolitan Opera, never
heard Jon Vickers in person. In Wagner's
beautiful and lyrical Die Walkure I had
made an excellent choice for both, apart
from it also being my favourite among the
Ring operas.
One's reaction to a great work of art is so
intimate that it remains out of reach of a
valid description. It means being taken out
of oneself so that after such a performance
has ended there is a bodily sensation of
returning to oneself.
However, there are peripheral
observations which can be shared. One is
regret that we in Canada are not better at-
tuned to the many great achievements of
our culture, often more widely acknowledg-
ed and enjoyed elsewhere. We have little
awareness and less pride in the artists
whose names spell Canada all over the
world and indifference at home.
Jon Vickers' is one of the world's great
singers, at home with the Metropolitan
Opera and on any other famous stage on any
continent, his name on many lips in other
countries. To most Canadians it means
nothing, yet he is one of us.
Contrary to popular belief, Canada is not
known in the rest of the world for its hockey
players. Hockey players are heroes only in
Canada. Our only heroes? During the recent
Canada Cup frenzy it was announced with
obvious disbelief that the hockey games
were not given live coverage in the Soviet
Union. Of course not. We are so awfully out
of step with the priorities outside the bdun-
daries of our country and our minds.
Millions of people in China know Canada
for the triumphant tour of the Toronto Sym-
phony Orchestra, with Maureen Forrester.
When Canada is mentioned in the Soviet
Union and other European countries,
millions of people add to the above the
names of Glenn Gould, Theresa Stratas,
Karen !Cain, Frank Augustyn, Harold Town
and many, many more.
I am not suggesting anything as heretical
as becoming unfaithful to hockey stars, but I
do wonder at times why there is not enough
room in our minds for both - a Jon Vickers
and a Wayne Gretzky.
And how was your summer?
ELSA HAYDON