The Goderich Signal-Star, 1980-06-04, Page 21I
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T. suddenly fear:for my identity- belching loudly and insist on wearing
People are often labelled with .tagant.1sulall t -shirts $o a hairy,expansive
identity relating to their work, per-, ' rnid-section would protrude:noticeably
sonality, habits, quirks, physical qp-
pearance or a play on their name.
Writing stories, a ;column and taking
Pictures for the Signal -Star, this
wretched writer is in constant contact
with the public andgenerally identified
by profession. To most colleagues at
the Star, your diligent correspondent is
simply referred to as Spike.
Ever since I can remember, 1 have,
for some reason, .been stuck with a
nickname. Each time I move on to a
new stage or location in life, the new
people I meet find a different narne.
What is it about me that prompts
others to want to call me by something
other than my name?
The name Spike, I would suspect, has
a direct bearing on my physical
stature. And yet, to me, the name Spike
conjurs up visions of a broad, burly
dude, pants stained with remnants of
the last oil change on his motorcycle.
He would have a propensity for
between pants and shirt-
NQW, does my figure provoke such
images? The evidence would sub-
stantiate that theorY•
The caricature of my friend and
I,that appears in the left section of this
responsible piece, is also contributing
to the non -entity of this scribe.
Admittedly, the column has directed
some recognition my way, but, to my
chagrin, people are more intrigued
with the silly seagull. Sample the
following.
On Friday evening I made a few
small purchases in a store and was at
the register to offer payment when,the
attending lady looked at me in a wird
way over the top of her glasses,. She
just looked straight at me and without a
smile or formal introduction flatly
asked: "Are you the seagull man?"
It makes me sound like the Boston
Strangler or something equally as evil.
It's not as if .1 prey lonely stretches of
:beach ,at night in search of dead
Seagulls.
Soon the townfolk will lock up their
seagulls at night for fear they should
fall victim to the sinister SEAGULL
MAN.
Anyway, the question 1144 me off
balance and in response I offered a
weak; "Yes, I am the seagull man."
At least she had the decency and
social graces to refer to me as a man.
That did bouy the spirit some.
On a different occasion I was con-
ducting personal business at the home
of a man when the iecognition was
somewhat embarassing.
He was filling out a form with in-
formation and after writing down my
name stopped, as if struck between the
eyes with a boulder.
"Dave Sykes eh. Aren't you the guy
laying down at the top of the page in the
paper there? he asked.
"Yep, that's me,'."I said sticking my
chest out a little in the process.
got up from the,:table and starting
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"Maher,. mother dime here quick. I
want you to se* 'something:1*AM";
who was his wife, appeared and, Stood
at the end of the room.
"This is that guy. That's him, the one
with the seaguIL"he said pointing an
accusing finger. •
Mother seemed rather intrigued by it
all and smiled and went O000h, while
looking me over, She didn't say
anything but just smiled and waved
and 1 waved back. I was rather em-
barassed by it but if bother was having
a good time, what the hell.
But for the most part, people simply
ask me where the seagull js and I
suspect it's just their way of relating to
me.
Now Maybe if I changed the
caricature to include a scantily -clad
young lady along side me in the same
reclining position.
Nah, nobody would give me a second
look.
Nobody could tell, but Max Webster's lead vocalist and guitarist Kim Mitchell
is 39 years old. Mitchell and the rest of Toronto-based Max Webster gave a
concert at the arena on Saturday night and wowed the 700 spectators that saw
them. (photo by Cath Wooden)
Max packs arena
BY CATH WOODEN
The ,point is not
whether Max Webster
gave a good concert
Saturday night or
whether it was worth six
or seven dollars to go and
see them. The point is
that they came to us.
Places like Goderich
are starving for live,
name rock 'n' roll. they
got it Saturday night
when Shadow Produc-
tions brought Max
Webster and Blue Maxx
to the arena.
Shadow, headed by
promoter Lawrence
Shulman, books bands
strictly in areas like this
one. It was luck that
Goderich became one of
them. Max Webster
played in Hanover on
Friday night and had a
date elsewhere for
Saturday the 31. When the
gig fell through, the band
asked Shulman if there
was someplace else they
could play in the area,
and Shulman booked
them, here .
Blue Maxx, a com-
mercial band from
Toronto, opened the
concert with an energy -
filled set of top 40 tunes
and a few of their own
numbers. Their blazing
rendition of Pat
Benetar's Heartbreaker
failed to bring the self-
conscious crowd of about
700 to its feet and the
band deserved more than
the polite applause they
received.
The four -member Max
Webster strolled cooly on
stage at 9:45 and
proceeded to play nearly
two hours of dynamic
first rate rock 'n' roll.
The show belonged to
lead guitarist and singer,
Kim Mitchell, who's
informal stage presence
made you feel like he was
the high school rebel
Turn to page 2A •
Gto:hderich
132 YEAR -23
SIGNALmanim STAR
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 4,1980
SECOND SECTION
Say bye to commercials
BY JASON AINSLIE
As television viewing
becomes an ever more
popular pastime in
Canadian homes, there
may be some relief from
the flood of ad-
vertisements just a few
months downstream.
Once begun, the rescue
should be a speedy one,
delivering the viewer
from the interruption -of
sponsOL.DAMs.age.s kg..the
continuity of pay
television.
Pay TV, also called
Home Box Office in the
United States, is a closed
circuit, narrowcast (as
opposed to broadcast)
system of television. It is
transmitted in the same
manner as ordinary
cablecast systems and
hooks into . ordinary
television sets.
The extraordinary
thing about this
development is not only
the absence of com-
mercial advertising, but
a more organized
schedule oF programming
as well.
According to Ron
McIntosh, of Southport
Cable TV in Port Elgin,
the Home Box Office
(HBO) will telecast 24
hours each day. The
difference between the
HBO system and the
present system, he says,
is that the viewer will be
able to see up to, date
movies and live sports
presentations such as
boxing -fights which have
previousl-y been shown
only on closed circuit
television.
The channel structure
for the Home Box Office
will be much different. A
subscriber to pay TV will
buy one channel at a time
for five to ten dollars per
channel,per month.
The composition of a
channel may be totally.
specialized or integrated,
with subject matter
ranging from movies and
sports to children's shows
or religious programs.
Programming will be
uninterrupted except for
announcements between
showsof upcoming
eyents on that channel.
• A more pertinent
consideration for the
Goderich area concerns
the arrival of •pay
television „here. And
Keith Murphy, a
graduate of the
Conestoga College radio
and television course and
former employee of the
CBC, says that may not
be for some months yet.
The networks will
produce the material to
be televised, he says, and
then sell it to local cable
television companies
who, in turn, will sell it to
their subscribers. In a
small community like
Goderich, there may not
be enough of a market for
the Home Box Office to be
successful.
If, however, there is a.
market, it will probably
be enough to sustain only
one or two channels while
city systems can float up
to six channels. The
marketplace is the key.
In the United States,
pay TV is fast becoming a
20 billion dollar industry
each year, and with
Canada having about one-
tenth of the States'
population, that could
mean upwards to three
billion dollars a year for
Canada.
And as the greatest
part of the Canadian
viewing population is in
Ontario, Murphy
calculates, it will mean
more industry, jobs and
revenue for the. province.
This detail, however, is
the hold up for the in-
troduction of pay TV into
Canada.
The Canadian Radio -
Television and
Telecommunications
Commission (CRTC) has
the final word. on the
approval of the Home
Box Office. Their concern
is fairness, and the
hearings which are now
in progress will deter-
mine how the potential
profits from this industry
will be divided.
Mr. McIntosh com-
pares this to a pie. 'The
CBC,CTV and Global
television networks all
want a slice of the pie and
it is up to the CRTC to
decide who will have a
bigger piece' ' and how
some of it will be eaten.
The Canadian Con-
ference of the Arts (CCA)
supports pay television
only insofar as it will
quickly channel adequate
funds into Canadian
production and
distribution of program
material. According to
the CCA, the possibility of
drowning the Canadian
presence in the swelling
tide of American
cultural, entertainment
and information in-
fluences poses O. very real
threat. The Conference
says that Canadian en-
tertainers, writers,
musicians, actors,
dancers and other artists
are being denied TV
access to the Canadian
public largely because of
pressures from the
marketplace.
Mr. McIntosh and Mr.
Murphy both agree that,
although this is the case,
pay TV will not run for
humanitarian reasons
alone. It will be operated
as a business should be
and under the regulations
set out by the CRTC as
well.
Th e s e
regulations,
however, will un-
doubtedly assign •a
percentage of the per
channel fee toward the
Canadian film industry,•
McIntosh added. Through
this contribution
(probably one dollar per
subscription cAannel),
the Canadian content of
each channel could be up
to 50 per cent by 1985, he
said. The beginning
percentage of Canadian
content would hover
around the ten per cent -
mark Turn
nilto pthageer 2Aeis
How often such pictures flash on the TV screen. But it may soon be a thing of
the past as technology makes room for its newest addition - pay television.
Among the many advantages of pay TV will be the total absence of commercial
advertising as well as viewer control of the subject matter of the channels. For
those Interested in movies alone, there will be continuous movie channels and
so on. The decision on pay TV's entrance to Canada now rests with the CRTC,
the country's regulatory body for telecommunications. (Photos by Jason
Ainslie)
11.
-11.1000
When summer comes, it permeates
my very soul. I feel warm for the first
time in the year, /and I feel generous
and self-indulgent af the same time.
Mostly, the advent of June and hot
weather evokes fond memories of
summers gone by. It seems that all my
memories are enshrouded in a haze of
misty green and sunshine.
Remember all those neat forts you
built? They were in a willow tree or
under an evergreen or under the picnic
table with blankets hanging off of it.
Once one was cbmpleted, you ate your
lunch in it and then didn't know what
the heck to do with it.
So you transformed it into a
clubhouse and founded a secret club
and you were naturally president or
chief or captain. You only let your very
best friends join. Then the neigh-
borhood bully started his own club and
bribed your members away. You never
darkened the clubhouse door again.
Remember those special summers
your family went to a cottage or you
went to camp? You and your very best
summer friend cut your fingers and
swore' an oath that you'd never forget
each other not even in a million years.
You shared secrets and told tall tales
about family tragedy and how much,
money your dad had. For the life of
you, you tan't remember any of those
very best summer friend's names.
Remember all the great cuts,
scrapes, gouges, slivers, bruises, and
bites you got every summer?
Everytime you fell off your bike or
stepped on a thistle, your big sister
(whom everybody knew was going to
become a nurse Someday) fixed you up
with iodine and gauze and adhesive
tape very impressively.
You showed off for three days until
the bandages came off, and then you
showed off the orange patch where the
iodine went. However, you neglectedto
mention how you screamed bloody
murder when your sister administered
it.
Remember the hikes down to the
river for crayfish and clams? You
brought them home in a bucket and
they sat on the back porch for two
weeks until your mother screamed that
they smelled and she wanted her
bucket back. You buried them all in the
garden and had funeral services.
Remember how you sprained your
ankle at least once a summer swinging
from the rafters of that rickety old
barn? Once a summer you landed
where the hay wasn't and limped honk
rather.proudly. You loved that old barn
because it was full of leatherly old
things and rusty nails and old crocks
and history.
Remember those rainy days when
you played school in the basement, or
dtess-up, or secret agent?
Remember all the freshle stands you
made fortunes from and your mother
had to clean up after?
Remember when there was nothing
to do? When there was simply ab-
solutely nothing in the world to do and
you were so bored you thought you
would just die. When the real crux of
the matter was you didn't want to do
anything and every suggestion was
answered with a, 'that's stupid.'
Well, it -seems like there's always
something to do these days whether
you want to or not. Our summers are a
little different now.
We look forward to getting 'Gone
With the Wind' read all the way
through for the first time and 'Lord of
the Rings' the fourth time. We work in
the garden and we work on our tans.
We work on improving the old golf
game and take up tennis. We stay up
late and; get up early, for fear of
missing some of those short-lived
golden rays. We hurry hurry hurry
trying to get everything done.
It seems the old magic has gone out
of summer.
cath
wooden