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Gaol has re=opened
BY JASON AINSLIE
The Huron Historic
Gaol was once again
opened Saturday, May 17
providing localites and
tourists with a preserved
piece of the past.
For many years, people
have toured the old jail
and this year it will be
easier than ever with a
self tour approach. The
self tour is conducted
through the use of signs,
artfully : printed, whin
irmw
describe each important
section of the historic site
or where a significant
event occurred.
Last year alone, nearly
18,000 people learned how
the gaol was in-
strumental in
establishing Huron as a
separate district, with its
own rules, regulations
and representatives.
Curator Harry Bosnell
says he expects the same
numbers for 1980.
The jail, completed in
I am begining to shake, my head is
jerking tor::one side uncontrollably, and:
saliva is dripping from the corner of
my mouth. b
I fear the end is near.
The afflicting maladie,. more to the
point, is withdrawal. The symptoms::•
reappear each May and generally
dissipate through the summer months.
But, there is no quick remedy or
healing salve.
Time offferslittle consolation and I
must stare down reality.
There are no more hockey games.
Admittedly, that may not sound like
a big deal to anyone but I do not seek
any sympathy..
It is not the hockey that's addictive or
a major attraction during those two
months but, rather, The Pool. And the
pool is life and supercedes all else.
Now this isn't just a two-bit hockey
pool with a quarter ante and a $2 payoff
on a final score. I'm talking bfg bucks
friends and neighbours, moms and
dads. How does $270 sound. Major
leagues all the way, right.
1842, was discontinued as
a detention centre in 1972
when it was designated
'inefficient' for its
holding capacity of only ,
12 prisoners.
Since 1972, however,
the historic building has
become a popular visiting
spot for area residents
and tourists alike. Each
Sunday and holiday, the
busy flea market will be
in operation, and . Mr.
Bosnell is pleased that
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The Pool is now a spring time
tradition. 4 time when up to 20 nor-,
manysane me eabandon all family and.
work; responsibilities' and stake their
wallets on a group of truculent hockey
players..
The pool begins before the start of the
ptayeffs when iip to 20 guys willing to
stake=; $15on their hockey savvy gather
for a draft. Each participant draws a
number to determine his position in the
draft.
Hence, the person who picks number
1 has first selection of the eligible
players involved in the NHL playoffs.
As a rule Guy Lafleur would be a
logical selection and considering he
played very few games due to an injury
became the source of much wailing and
nashing of teeth and wife beating.
Each participant selects 10 players
for his team, without any duplication,
and his players goals and assists are
tallied throughout the playoffs. The top
pointgetter receives a hefty chunk of
the total prize money with four prizes
offered in total.
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SIGNAL—STAR
Of course, -the main p.bjeot,ef'the POO .
is to select players who, b p0u.,lly,
reach the-$tanley Cup final and score a
lot of points.'
The result .is that those involved in
the pool become rabid hockey fans and
theamc s line scores are scanned
more thoroughly than stock market
quotations.
It's a private war and every man
battles for himself but the only an-
noying aspect is that one must relyon
his team of players.
There is much ambivalence between
pool participants and front runners are
often the targets of much abuse and
derision. Everybody has much con-
tempt for another player of higher
standing.
In such a pool, the winner of the
Stanley Cup is irrelevant and personal
team preference takes a back seat.
Wife, kids, friends, mothers -in -law -if
they don't play for the Islanders or only
see spot duty -they aren't worth a
second look In April or May.
I, like .other pool player; ' I suspect,
.Yell at my players on the television,
urging them tQ produce and defaming
them when they fail. It's important,
During a monthly poker session at
my place, the television was naturally
turned on. in the last°two Years -have
had to attend weddings during playoff -
time. At one I went out to my car
during -the reception and listened to a
game in French, hoping to pick up on a
few goals and assists.
This year I had to suffer through two
weddings. One reception hall had an
adjoining lounge and television. I was
dragged out of there ion several oc-
cas ions.
c-casions.
I have avoided yard work to keep a
watchful eye on the pool proceedings
and often dreamt that Rick McLeish
would score four goals and I would over
come a pack of players to win the pool.
But it's over now and I can•relax and
reflect on a second place finish. But
next year, I wonder if Mike Bossy will
be available in the second round.
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WEDNESDAY, MAY 28, 1980
SECOND SECTION
Summer Schedule of events
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MAY
MAY 31: SHRINER'S.PARADE
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JUNE 7
Over 2,000 Shriners and their
wives are in town this weekend
and Friday,May 30 they will
hold their spring ceremonial. On
Saturday, May 31 the Shriners
will stage a parade in Goderich
FARMER'S MARKET.
The Goderich Recreation
department is sponsoring a
Farmer's. Market at the Ron
Feagan Memorial Grandstand
beginning June 7 and running
JUNE 22
through to the end of August.
The market will be open from 9
a.m. to 12 noon.
SUMMER CONCERT
The Summer. Concert Series in
the bandshell at Harbour Park
begins and will run through the
summer -months featuring area
bands.
JUNE
JUNE 28
JUNE 27 OPTIMIST CLUB FESTIVAL
The Goderich Optimist Club's
three-day music and craft
festival begins at 4 p.m. and the
entertainment includes Willie P.
Bennett, Doug McArthur, South
Trail, Frank Wheeler and Tom
Woodcock.
SKY HARBOUR AIR SHOW
The Goderich Municipal
Airport will be alive with ac-
tivity June 28 with an im-
pressive air show. The one -day
show will feature Bill Cole and
the Descenders Parateam,
Oscar Boesch and dispalys by
the Experimental Aircraft
Association. The Optimist Club
Music' Festival continues in
Harbour Park with top flight
entertainment
JUNE 29
JUNE 27-
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FOUNDERS DAY PARADE
The Tourist Committee has .
put together a unique Founder's
Day program featuring a bike
tour at 9 a.m., a large parade in
the afternoon and a fireworks
display in the evening. The
Optimist Festival continues in
Harbour Park
DUNGANNON SLOWPITCH
TOURNAMENT
Several area slowpitch teams
will be competing in a double -
knockout torunament at the
Dungannon Agricultural
Fairgrounds.
JULY 6 SUMMER CONCERT
SERIES
The summer concert series
continues inharbour Park and
this week the Ayr Kinsmen Band
will entertain beginning at 7
pm..
JULY 12 GODERICH 10 KM.
FUN RUN AND
ROAD RACE
JULY
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e Fun Run and Road Race will
■� begin at town hall at la a.m. and
follow a 10 km.. route through
Goderich. Last years race at-
e tracted 150 runners from
e — Ontario or -e_____.
are expected for the 1980 edition.
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JULY 16 HELL DRIVERS
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The Goderich Police
Association is sponsoring the
famous Hell Drivers driving
team. There will be one per-
formance at the Ron Feagan
Memorial Grandstand.
JULY 17-18-19 KINSMEN CARNIVAL
The three-day Kinsmen
Carnival begins July 17 and will
run through Saturday. The
carnival will feature rides,
bingo, a midway and a beer tent
in Courthouse Park.
JULY 10-11-12 FESTIVAL OF
THE ARTS
Goderich Festival of the Arts
is an annual attraction in town
that begins Thursday, July 10
and runs through Saturday. The
three-day festival will feature
arts and crafts and displays by
several area artisans. There will
also be flower, photographic and
art displays.
JULY 11-12-13 GODERICH SLOWPITCH
TOURNAMENT
The Goderich Men's Slowpitch
League will sponsor a three-day
tournament at Agriculture Park
featuring several area teams.
The three-day event will be a
double knockout competition.
AUGUST
AUG. .1-2-3-4 DUNGANNON 125th
BIRTHDAY -REUNION
The community of Dungannon
is celebrating its 125th birthday
and reunion with four big days of
events. The events will include a
giant parade, a community
show, dances and a beer tent.
AUG. 3 SUMMER CONCERT
The summer concert series
continues in harbour park with
the Goderich Laketown Band
providing the free en-
tertainment beginning at 7 p.m.
AUG.. 15-16. SPORTSFESTi'80
-17 The town of Goderich will host
Sportsfest 80 for three days
involving teams and athletes
from areas in the Lake Huron
Zone Recreation Association.
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wer 2,000 athletes are-expeea___-.
AUG. 17 CYCLING RACE
For the first time Goderich
will host a cycling race. This
first race is sanctioned by the
London Cycling Club and should
attract competitors from all
over Ontario. There will also be
an amateur competition. The
race begins at 10 a.m.
AUG. 22
FOUR'S ENOUGH
On August 22 the California
based softball team, Four's
Enough will play an exhibition
game against the Goderich
Men's Intermediate team.
Game time at Agriculture Park
is 7.30 p.m.
AUG. 31 SUMMER CONCERT
AUG. 29-30
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SEPT. 1
The goderich Lakeotwn Band
will close out the summer
concert series at harbour Park
with, n 7 p.m. concert, There is
no admission charge.
FASTBALL
TOURNAMENT
The Goderich' men's
Indust rial-F-astballL —e -
one of the finest fastball tour-
naments in the area." The four-
day double knockout com-
petition will begin Friday,
. August 29 and the championship
games 'will wind up Monday,
August 1. The tournament
features several of the top
fastball teams in the area from
London and Kitchener and of-
fers
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an exciting weekend of ball.
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The ability to master mingle is not
one of my better traits. In fact, master
mingling is not one of my traits at all. I
guess I just never learned how to talk
small enough to be able to cross over
the barrier into the world of un -
communication for as long as it takes
to munch an hors d'ouvre.
Chit chat is a fine art that has been
around as long as there has been
weather.
I stand in awe of people who can
effortlessly small talk with casual
acquaintances at parties and
gatherings. They chat about their
children's escapades, the prize
begonias, how to save fuel, someone
else's mid-life crisis, and their trip to
Moosenee.
My mother is the master mingler of
them all, the most accomplished chit
chatter you will ever meet. One must
supress applause after witnessing a
particularly splendid foray of her chat.
What makes her style so effective is
her finesse, her smooth transitions
from topic to topic before there is ever
an uncomfortable gap in the con-
versation.
We were all out for supper the other''
night with acquaintances from
Michigan. Mother was in fine form.
Before the dinner was done, she had
successfully discussed how attractive
high ceilings are and how hard they are
on the heating bill, her gardening
experiences, how much my brother has
liked fish ever since he was small, how
much she enjoys travelling, how
Russia doesn't care if anyone comes to
their Oympics, and how pro athletes
get paid too much.
I was amazed, She never once talked
with her mouth full and I still can't
figure out how she got from one topic to
the next. After dinner I held up my
napkin on which I had written, '9.99'.
She did not receive a perfect 10 because
she paused once to go to the ladies
room.
But who am Ito judge? I, who cannot
carry a conversation in a bucket. I, who
like to get right into the Meaning of Life
after the introductions: It tends to
make people uncomfortable.
It's not that I do not realize the
meaning of life is not suitable for
Friday night talk along with loud music
and co chips. I just don't have a
garden oa children and I don't play
golf.
The poor unfortunate soul who I meet
in the chip dip usually falls victim to
this kind of scene :
"Good party, eh?" he opens.
"I',m really not a liberty to say. You
see, that ' would require a value
judgement on my part and I always try
to remain objective."
"Oh," I've got him stumped there.
"Did you see The Muppets the other
night? Woody Allen did a tango with
Miss Piggy," he offers.
"How existential." I murmer. "But
do you think french philosophy will
Suffer because of it?" I am beginning to
Stab in the dark.
"U'h. Did you see the Islanders -
Philadelphia final?" he asks, looking
for a place to run.
"Certainly not. Hockey is having an
unsettling effect on the decaying
morals of today's youth and I'll have no
part of it." I answer, looking for a place
to run.
"You are very wierd aren't you?" he
asks, accidentally stabbing the chip dip,
with the end of his tie.
"That would require another
judgement," I stammer. This is the
point I usually break down. "But I don't
have a garden!" I wail. "Or a T.V. and
I've never been to Niagra Falls ! "
There are two possible reactions
here. Either my chit chat partner goes
home and is depressed for a week,
which every one of them have done so
far, or he offers to teach me the finer
points of small talk, which I dream
about.
I picture the day when I can cruise
about a room mingling with the best of
them, saying, "Nice night if it don't
rain," and going home with the
knowledge of an evening well spent.