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I am, a near perfect specimen.
Okay, there's a hint of , exn.
beilishinent i • titat statement but a
recent health examination w.ol,d4
support nay theory in part.
To be I onest, I have managed to
avoid the medical profession- for quite
some years.
Luckily my health has never
warranted seeking out the services of
the meticulous medics and even if it did
I was always somewhat wary of going
to the doctor.
That was -until last week. The better
half took the initiative to book this
scribe an appointment for a checkup.
ARRGH!
Although somewhat reticent to have
my fragile:bod poked and probed, I
relented and was off to nieet my,
examiner. Upon' entering the office
' there were ominous signs that sub-
stantiated my earlier fears.
"Good, morning Mr. Sykes," the
'receptionist offered. " We've been
expecting you. Just have a seat."
,They've been expecting me. -Nobody
even knew I was coming here. I had a
Ilagging Suspicion the staff had already
forint fated a prognosis prior to my
xisit
Poctors's waiting morns are always
,teal swell pplaces-. It is impossible to get
cornfnrtable in the chairs and everyone
lteepS to themselves, leafing through
raganes though not reading a word,
wrappedup in their own illness.
I tlxou l'it I "Would make a little
conversation with the other patients.
Sort of brighten things up.
" t21ex'e," I.Offered. giving them a
sample:Of my winsome smile." I've got
a highly contagious and communicable
disease"
Trfroom. cleared in a flash. The
nurse:$enters, always cheerful,; and
instructs me to go into a small room
where 1, will find a plastic bottle with
my name on .it.
Sure enough on a small ledge at the
end of a long line of ' small plastic
bottles; half filled, is one with my name
on it. I discover the container is even
covered•by OHIP although I didn't take
any:chances and had a large; red pail in
the ' car as insurance. The nurse
assured xrie t wouldn't it, "
PYatrnrsllly on the morning of the visit,
have gone to was1rnpm 949 times but
basic hurxian functions elude Ohne facing
the wtfs>peect of oiling this Small plastic.
container, I feared the nurse would
crime in at any instant to make sure I
was still alive.
After an eternity I proudly offered
my sanaple,etated that I had stared '
down the first obstacle.
I just got settled back in the'waiting
room when the nurse entices me into
,another room: I follow at a . distance,
suspicious of her every move.
My next, obstacle is the eye chart., I
had never suspected the old eye test but
doctors are a crafty lot.
Standing • at a d'istahce- the nurse
intructs me to .cover my right eye and
read a. line of letters. The little suckers
are about 1/ inch high and I would have
difficulty distinguishing them with both
eyes open from a distance -of two feet.
The nurse points to a line and I play
along.
"EFGCX(ISNHI3JJ," I blurt out.
"He's a football player, isn't he?"
"'One, letter at tune pleaSel
Sykes,. the WOO, said with a hint et
t►nxietY lq, hes y�oi;c�e. •
Well' wow' ,the test which Tayno
have been a smart tneve., U you hoer*
doing well you eventually you wh d up
i-. the examining room. The nurse
closes the door and you sit alone facing
the cold sterility of thevoorn,.
Hut I put time to good use exarning
' the 102 diplomas and certificates
adorning the walls, just to be certain
this guy was schooled in the right
places.
The diplomas, although imnpresaive,.
are not decorative,though, I presume
they savea pile- of money on wall
-.coverings or pictures.
But I still have a fear df my examiner
being a relative neophyte in .the
medical profession and conducting the
examination while consulting an
operating manual. And with my luck he
missed lectures the day they covered
material concerning mysymptoms.
My fears were unfounded and I was
assured another visit won't be required
for a few years.
I think I can wait.
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IODE marks 80 years in Canada - Page 9A
Bob Trotter's One Foot in the Furrow Page 12A
Engineer is special speaker at Rotary luncheon , Page 14A
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GODERICH SIGNAL -STAR, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1980
SECOND SECTION
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Constable George Lonsbary ofthe Goderich Police Force holds up one of the
posters being used by the Canadian Police Association in a campaign for the
reinstatement. of capital punishment: The 'campaign. urges people to find out
what their political candidates feel about this issue. (Photo by Joanne
Buchanan)
BY JOANNE
BUCHANAN
Too Many people in
Canada are getting away
with murder.
That is one of the
slogans being used by the
Canadian Police
Association in its cam-
paign for the rein-
statement • of capital
punishment.
Capital punishment
was abolished in this
country in 1976 when 50
per cent of Parliament's
elected representatives
voted for the abolition.
=The- _Canadian_ Pylic W
Association says surveys
at the time revealed, that
70 per cent • of 'the
population favoured its
retention however.
The last 'actual act of
capital punishment was
carried out " in this
country in 1962when a
man named Fred Nash
was hanged for his crime.
The Canadian Police
Association has made its
point clear. It is for
capital punishment
whether a premeditated
murder involves a
policeman or a civilian. .
Goderich Police Chief ..
Pat King, as a member of
the Ontario Association of
Chiefs of Police, supports'
the Canadian Police „
Association's bid to have
the death penalty rein-
stated. And, he further
agrees that 'the death
penalty should not be
restricted to the mur-
derers of police officers
and prison guards but
should apply to allF of
those persons charged
and convicted of
premeditated murder.
"If a murderer is
convicted and all appeals
denied, he should be
executed," states Chief
King."The general trend.
now is that people really
couldn't care less about
murdering somebody
because they know they
are not going to have to
enaltyihe reinstated2._
pay the supreme price."
Chief King says - all of
the Canadianlaws work
in favor of the criminal.
"Our ,courts are not set
up to gest cbnvictions like
those " in the ":United`
States," he says: "The
rules of.. -evidence are
always -on the side of the
accused and the victim is
forgotten, in the process.•
The law bends over back-
wards in order to protect
the accused;"
The Chief .says he does
not necessarily think this
type of le' -system is
wrong. But, he says, with
all the laws weighing__
heavily' -in favor of the
accused and with all the
appeal procedures, the
chances of an innocent
person being convicted of
a murder he did not
commit are "very remote
indeed"
There are no known
figures on the number of
people in Canada who
may have wrongly been
executed and Chief King
says he can think ofonly
one "alleged slip up" --the
celebrated Coffin murder
case.
"But all of our laws and
appeals greatly lessen
the chances of the wrong
person being executed. If
by any chance a mistake
was made, I think this
would be offset by the
number of people who
have been murdered in
Canada by people who
have been 'previously
convicted of other
murders. We know that
many convicted mur-
derers murder again.
"Those who oppose the
death penalty, sometimes
if it were otherwise.
"Opposers of capital
punishment say it doesn't
deter murder, I first -11y
believe it is a deterrent
because those convicted
murderers who have
been executed in Canada.
have certainly never
murdered again.
'If a person knows that'
he can die himself then.
that' in itself is a
deterrent," maintains
Chief King.
"At the moment 'there
.is absolutely no deterrent
when the person knows
that the maximum he
__faces_ in _prison. is
probably 10 to 15 years."
Chief King says he
realizes that in this
county, opinions con-
cerning capital punish-
ment are strongly divided
because of the con-
troversial Steven
Truscott case. He .points
out that the case has been
re-examined at great cost
to the- taxpayer and the
original conviction still
stands.
"Unfortunately it is
true,.that he was a young
boy when convicted of the
murder of Lynn Harper
and he spent his teenage
years and young
manhood comfortably in
prison but let us not
forget Lynn Harper who
spent her teenage years
and young 'womanhood
and still -spends them as a
,bundle of bones in a
grave," he says.
"I strongly urge people
to think of the victims no
matter how young the
accused person is."
On the• subject of the
method of execution,
I l,e li eve ;-thiTnk--that-the---( f
police come up with the
alleged murderer' by
looking in a crystal ball
and such is not the case.
Any murder investigation
is diligently and pain-
stakingly carried out by
the „police. agency in-
volved and the police
would not get to first base
ie 'ming s a ' -thinks --
there are faster methods
than hanging, for
example, an injection
with a quick acting
poison.
"If people are
squeamish about a
person administering it,
it could be done by a
machine," he adds.
Chief King says the
cabinet should not be
given the right to grant
clemency to those - sen-
tenced to death.
The death penalty, he
stresses, is only for those
convicted of
premeditated murder or
murder while committing
a crime. Accidental
murder and ' crimes of
passion fall under a
different category.
Chief King says he has
"Should prisons be soft
places where criminals
want to go back again?"
Chief King says that
policemen these days do
not take chances with..
criminals.
"If a criminal shoots at
a policeman -and kills
him, the public is up in
arms for a day or two but
if a policeman, in
defending ,himself, kills
the criminal, he is subject
to internal investigations
always found the plea of, and cries of police
not guilty due to insanity, -brutality by the public
difficult to comprehend. and if the person killed by
"A person who corn- the policeman is .a
_mits.__a.._crime.-.today- ..is ..uveni-le ter of--a---different
sometimes not charged race, the reaction is twice
for weeks,. months or `as bad," he says.
years. and the "There have been
psychiatrists don't see " incidents in Goderich
him for another week or where guns have been
two after that. He bases, used against policemen
•his opinion on what the
accused tells him all that
time after the incident
and when the accused
already knows he has
been charged. And the
psychiatrists at a murder
trial almost always differ
in opinion.
"Unfortunately, there
are so many cases where
the accused is declared
insane and sent to an
institution only to come
out and kill again.
"If a person, having
been declared insane,
was put away and never,
ever released, not even
for day parole, then
perhaps people would feel
a lot safer."
Chief King says that
rehabilitation is the "key
word" these days but he
believes that some people
can definitely not be
rehabilitated.
„Why Shofd we risk_
the life of even one person
being murdered simply
because a criminal has
been declared
rehabilitated?"
Not much punishment
is involved in going to•
prison, says Chief King,
and it costs a lot of money
to keep people in prison.
-and' those who believe
policemen cannot be shot
and killed' in small- towns
are like the ostrich. The
criminal element is
highly mobile today so a
Montreal bank robber
could be here in Goderich
in several hours:'
"Per capita in any
small town or rural area,
there are probably more
guns than in the cities so
the chances of policemen
being shot, while not as
frequent, certainly are
there. Police officers
everywhere have to be
alert to this fact."
Between 1960 and 1980,
60 policemen have been
killed on duty, II of them
in motor vehicle ac-
cidents. From January
1978 to January •1980
alone, eight police of-
ficers have been killed in
the line of duty.
The most recent -death
of a police officer occured
on January 23 at 10:30
p.m. in Delhi when
Constable Duncan
McAleese, a member of
the Simcoe O.P.P. and
married man with three
children, was, gunned
down in front of a san-
dwich shop after being
lured to the area by a
phone call •which
promised information for
a case he was working on.
The man who has been
arrested in connection
with the murder is said to
have been upset about a
previous drug conviction..
, Sixteen years ago this
same man shot a police
officer in Coldwater, says
Fred McDonald,.
executive manager of the
Ontario Provincial Police
Association. He was
convicted "of attempted
murder and give ,a four
year sentence of which he
_s.erved-.._ _three. -years-and-
three months. The police
officer in Coldwater was
not killed but still carries
his wounds today (he lost,
three fingers in the . in-
cident) .
Constable George
Lonsbary of the Goderich
Police ' Force says `' he
believes in the rein-
statement of capital
punishment for everyone
convicted of ,
premeditated murder. He
says he tries not td dwell
on the fact that he could
be killed in the line of
duty but admits that "it -
takes cases like the one in
Simcoe to make you stop
and think".
Constable Larry Webb
of the Goderich force
says, "It probably
bothers our wives more
than it does us. A lot of
officers don't tell their
wives e'Verything that
goes on because they
would just worry."
Constable Webb says
he thinks the death
penalty is a deterrent
'despite what sociologists,
psythiatrists and 'Tho -
called enlightened
people" say.
"The people who do the
studies on criminals see
them under controlled
circumstances. We bee
them in the heat of the
moment," says Webb,
Turn to page 2A •
J My wife and I mutually agreed on a
role reversal the other night. I had to go
back out to work and rather than
change and go to the barn (we keep a
few horses) I suggested I start supper
and she go to the barn.
The suggestion seemed simple
enough. I could begin to warm some
food while she did the chores and
hopefully I would have a few minutes to
sit down before heading back out, the
door.
But there was more to my end of the
bargain than met the eye.
First let me explain my -views on
cooking. If it requires more than three
steps to prepare, macaroni requires
three, toast requires three ^and soup
requires thrlee, I put it back in the
cupboard.
The menu last night was a three
event special that took far more than
three steps.
First there was the staple; hamburg.
I decided to turn the ground beef into
my now world famous hamburg pate
(one egg, celery salt and onion salt).
Singing softly just like your basic
French chef I began mixing the
ingredients and shaping , patties.
Nothing to it.
I fired up burner one, lined the frying
pan with patties ' and set about to
prepare the spuds.
I had to choose between peeling,
slicing and preparing or pulling a bag
of frozen hash browns out of the freezer
and passing them over some heat.
The hash browns looked easier. I
read the instructions and 'discovered I
should have put the patties in the
broiler and used the frying pan for the
hash browns.
No problem:
An alternative was to put some oil in
•a frying pan and fry the frozen squares
of potatoe. I resurected°the back up
frying pan, shifted the patties to a
small burner at the rear of the stove
and began to turn the hash browns into
a delicacy.
That's when things began to get
corrrplicated.
The patties began resembling hockey
pucks from the extreme heat I had put
them on and grease from the pan was
lining the stove top and the wall.
The hash browns were slowly turning
to mush instead of retaining their
square shape and my side order of corn
was turning; into a lump in the middle of
the sauce pan.
Recalling one of the basic axioms of
cooking, stay calm, I adjusted burner
controls , and shifted pans to try to
rectify the situation.
My moves proved useless. The
patties were now becoming things
NASA may be interested in and the
hash browns were one solid mass in the
middle of the.pan.
Noting that the best I could do with
the supper had been done I rang the
dinner bell.
Nobody showed.
My wife needed another five minutes
to finish in the barn and the kids were
busy preparing valentines for their
friends.
It was then I realized I was carrying
the role reversal too far. I chucked the
flipper into the sink, turned off all the
burners on the stove and announced
that when, everyone was ready supper
was -on the stove.
The kids heeded the message and
appeared at the table- If they were
unimpressed by my offerings they
didn't show it preferring to silenty
chew up the hamburg pate.
My wife took her five rrainutes and
before she could complain about the
condition of supper I told her she should
have come when she was called.
My antics were somewhat suc-
cessfull. Next time I cook anything
when I call for bodies they'll be there.
But I can't help wonder if I'l1 be there
when my wife calls me for one of her
efforts.
Sometimes there's more important
things to do dear. o
By the way. Happy Valentines.
jeff
Seddon
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