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Exeter Times, 1912-10-10, Page 3rip.a¢.a•,a"o4,a„p.,a.,p«a«a..a„a,.pv p„ NER HUSBAND'S CAREER 01..ipopoe!..4.0.01.601W4n9.41441.0”0.111.eore06.4, Jeante walked !lowly up the �ith with au open letter in her and anal a puzzled fxown an' her pretty brow'. Catching sight of m e. as, I sat shaded by the hon�ey�su�a e that, grew oveatthe end of the porch, else esesillegly said; "Ori, Cousin Bess, 'I na so glad yoll are /souse. What can X do to help Jimmie with. his career ?„ "Gooduesa, chip:, what ::aa quer- w thoughtless o•1 ou �' n. And ho y i toa to ;spring such 'a ponder us one on me this hot day.' I bl help yon pare those peaches, even if the fuzz does make any blood run cold, if you will only tell nye haw to helpJirrnie'• moi ter has written that elle `hopes 1 will have the pijoperconsideration for my husband's profession and will help ilii with his career:' If you were a young wife, Cousin Bess, wouldn't that stagger yea?" "Indeed would it, Wast a maaru- aent till I get you ,a paring knife and an apron, a,'ad we will see what we calm: do about it, "I must get this basket of peaches really to preserve before 1unohtime. Company com- ing to tea," Settled again at work I told Jeanette that the : best way she could .help Jimmie with his career was by serving him "Good graoiotas, 'you don't. ex- pe;�e ct e-te .fetela a'nd carry four him., de you? I'm not bis office -boy." "No, dear; you are not; butyou can ,servo Jimmie quite . well at horns being his own. loving little z�aife:,> "Oh," breathed jeanette. ' !Tor example, -although. 'it -may seem a trifling matter to you, you Gan help his career by sit elying .b1s digestion. When you have discov- ered what lie likes and what diet ,SI ut s' branbest, al°lexu' to 000k his meals so that` you can instruct any new cook you may have how to pre- pare' and serve thorn to please him best. "To look after Jimmie's physical health means a: great deal of care and ettentiore but to worry` him about putting on rubber and, tak- ing an umbrella if it threatens rain and to be continually fussing over ltim is a great mistake. "Have' the"raincoat, umbrel•] arid: rubbers, ready in the halal ck when you think he needs thuja?: He will naturally make use ;.-ct them without your havinsgteeeda a word. f' a V a 0. °;Start-'.er-el.ottlies neces- sexy for a change laid out for bias and a sandwich, with a cup of hot broth, waiting Sox him if he is forced; to work late at the office. "Silence is a wonderful help to a tired masa.' All the little attene. tions to his physical comfort can be administered without any great flow of worels, and a cup of beef tea placed Isilentl.y beside him on his desk when he works at home will be more appreciated than if you spent twenty minutes in''t'rying' to .persuade liini to drink it. "Save him' from wasting time in interviewing troublesome callers. Offer to -write his letters for him, especially those of a social nature, and business ones, too,'`if he will let you. "Never trouble him with dames- tio worries. Let him think that the a• household runs as if on ' oiled -.wheels that scasoelyever creak. That means self• -denial ; but prac- tice it. "Learn to wear a smiling 'face, even if disaster threatens., • - "You ' will. often feel like crying with 'impatience when . vexatious probl,emvs must be faced, and cruel disappointments fiorgotten; but if you make up your mind. to exert i• your self-control: you will be able to:ensile and smile. C "Don't let .Jimmxiie be 'distire..�sed and: depressed by the sight of your tears. A bite of this and a taste of that, all day long, dulls the appetite and weakens the digestion. Ih vigor your stomach to healthy Restore ma a y by taking a Na-Dru-Co Dyspepsia Tablet after each meal—andcut out the llpiecinga. Net -Dm -Co Dyspepsia. Tablets are the best friends for sufferers from indigestion and dyspepsia. 50o. a Box at. your Druggist's. Made by the National Drug and . Chemical Co, of Canada, Limited. 149 7 ., a• J`i`ll FIFTEEN -INCH. GUNS. Two New British Ships Likely To Be Equipped With Them. Fifteen -inch guns, which hurl pro- jectiles weighing 1,720 pounds each, will probably beinstalled upon the two British shipsof the super - dreadnought type to be built under the naval programme adopted this year. • Messrs,. Vickers have manufac- tured such a gun, though the Marl- borough and the Iron Duke, two huge ships to . be launched this month, will carry guns of smaller bore. Directly these sihips are launched at Devonport' and Ports- mouth respectively the keels for two •ships authorized this year will be lad. One of these ships will be, it is declared, ofunuswally large size. Plans for it provide that it shall be equipped with fourteen - inch guns, but it; is rumored in na- val. circles that fifteen -inch guns will be used instead? The same size guns may be installed upon the other new ship, The displacement of the larger of the two new ships is given at 30,000 tons, her length as 700 feet and its" speed. is tobe about ty&aity-nine knots. While t•sifie ,.plating of the ship will be •3ieavier than that of the Iron Duke class, there will also be more ade- quate protection against attacks from the •air. The recent developments of air craft have shown that the' broad funnel openings leading clown to the furnaces and engine -rooms need to "be screened. This will be a fea,- ture of the new design, and proba- bly also stops will be taken to give better protection ;against aerial at- tack in the case of vessels already in in : commission. It is, also stated that the new Bri tisk: ship is to be armed with 14 inch guns. The difference between the weight of the projectile thrown by 'this gun and that of the 13.5 gun at present in use is . only 150 pounds with practically the samepenetra- five power of hard steel plate. A 15 -inch gun, with a 1,720 -pound shell, has been completed by Mesrs- Vickers, with 'a much great- er penetrative power, and there is Gorge expectationin naval circles that this gun may be mounted in the dreadnoughts of this year's programme. • CROWN )L"RINC,E1 AT OXFORD. Bcealne a Stutleitt at Magdalen College, October 10, ` With hie tutor, .a Magdalen man., the Prises of Wales went into resi- n on dep.�0e �. Ma�,'flaltrn, O'xfard, Ola t, occupying a "sage elute of morns in the dloistere. His royal highness will attend 'history leotures, but it is und:enstood that .he will not try, fora degree. As an u dergraduate at Magda-. len the day of the Prim e will be mapped out about on these lines : He will be, called by his servant at 7 o'clock. ; Breakfast is at 8 o'clock and the undergraduate may either partake of it in junior Gam- mon •room or in his own nooans. Be will have told his servant when he was being called what be will have for breakfast, which at Oxford is usually very copions, including ba- con and eggs, fried sole and salmon cutlets. Lectures and "reading" are from 9 until 1 o'clock, followed by a fru- galluncheon, oonsisting ordinarily ef, bread' and cheese and beer or water. The time from 2 until 5 isde- voted rte exercise, and then comes a shower bath, a;change of clothing, tea and ' a couple ofhours of read- ing. At 7 comes a very excellent plain dinner for about 2s, He must dime a fixed number of nights in hall during full term—usually about five nights in the week. After dinner the men ;gather in the junior common room: and take coffee or visit one another's rooms or go to the Union, where once a week there is a debate, or to one of the many essay societies, which are a feature of university life. It is possible to leave college up to a certain hour, ourtaide which lim1ts men have to get special leave from the dean. But from 9 to 'midnight its for the' "ratable,'" anan the grin- cipa1 time fox work. If he "slacks" during that time he is hopeless. IT'S TnIEFOOD. "Remember there are two kinds of woomens the one who .takes the heart out of .a mat and they one who puts it back, The :successful wife must be the one who restores the •' heart and energy to , her husband when the fight against obstacles has been fierce and eas;hawsting. and Jimmie loves to • play card yon loathe them. Learn how. ebo play and help him to enjoy that hafm'less recreation when he is worn with work. "Do not allow a disparity of liPortasteo and sympathies. Interest ,yourself in Jimmie's hobbies as well, as in his actual profession." "But, Cousin Bess, his career. How- can I ,help - him with his. ca- reer ?" • "Just by these little things. Don't you see, dear, that by. just siugothing out the rough please for him will give Jimmie more time and tin nterrupfied thought bo givo to the building 'of hie own career;? "There,; ` • the ' peaches• aro a111 pared.• . Don't they look delicious,? I will give you a jar whert they are done, Thank you for helping me, dear," "Ihazik you for helping me, dear Cousin Bees Alt ENTT;i1TAINING Hr1Vr. "Mr, Spooner, I think I like you better than any o' the other.fellese that come to our house." 'f "Why so, '" ' Cottee *ben you give sister at; box 0' candy she always Hurl s' it over to axle.'' "How are you spending your va- cation ?" " ""In an ideal way. I'm pleased nearly all.the time." ‘'That isarar.'e. What is your method?" "I spend two clays in the .country, then. I'm glad to get back to the city. I spend two days in the city, then I'm glad, toget back,to the coun- try. It'•s a. great scheme." ' THIRTY YEARS OF DISFIOURINfl ECZEMA CIJRED a `Bust since 1 was•a little girl, thirty years ergo, I had suffered;tortnres from eczema in one of rte' worst forms. The disease runs in any family, and mine was' of a scaly and. most disfiguring kind. The eczema. formed' an round . rings, and then scales all over my face and limbs. I `- have been smothered frond head to foot.. I was born in Leamington, which is famous for its sulphur baths and pum ' Waters,' and one woulid think that after taking the treatment there reg tk rly as I did, the disease would long ago har`e been cured, but it • ' Wal not 1 attended the D at, for years. and years s fa will sea • 'Ia gave it a fair trial. Evettoaic In the town knew of nay case, My face Was disfigured very badly. A doctor told me that I should'nevet get• rid of"it; . I . spent pouads In doctors' bills, and I attended, several hosp tals;but nothing did any good. ',Then brie day an uncle of mine recom- mended the Outieura Remedies, I tools dais advice, and oornrbenced to Use the Outiorara' Soap. To my astonlslmient an improvement at once set In, and My hair. Whisirhad been a coinpiet0_M ass of Scales and seUtf, soon gee an to look'fdsplendid condition. Then I Naught alms of'autjsura 0intruut, and', thit'cleared niY skin'Wonderfullr. in a feW weeks''thee all.t .aces,scaly` i of the scaly'eruptions had •eontpletely disappeared. Now. My tticin clear and healthy, and thanks to the Putt- ,etira iterate les I a,ra completely; Cured' of etzeoia, iifl my rieighbbttre mete astounded. The O0tieure ftetiediea_ aro worth their +Height in gold, and one tablet Of Outieura reap goes' further then fbar cakes of:cheaper gaps. ,It liar )xdtt lit huappiness into rn erg CtSigriod), ., �rrs,' Hurlr� r Y7 ;Fran 1e d. The Gotterrtde' 1Eiti�w s °'orlon, 13 • lndiiigbatm, tee,, say oaf 1910. . OO�rutttieura liloip ar O1,1 iiont eiloid every.. wlt out,bchirge y yhdo so hbyaetii4in Oto Niter Dfug Ob*m, rp.i . d embus • ofyr 'ni p6 ttAria tiaStbt� lx The True Way to Correct Nervous Troubles. Nervous troubles are more often caused by improper food and indi- gestion than most people imagine. Even doctors sometimes overlook this fact. A man says : "Until two years ago waffles and butter with meat and gravy were the again features of my breakfast. Finally dyspepsia came on and I found myself in a bad condition, worse in the morning than any other time. I would have a full, .sick feeling in my stomach, with pains in my heart, sides and head, - "At times I would have no appe- tite for days, then I would feel rav- enous, never satisfied when I. did eat and so nervous 1 'felt like shrieking at the top of my voice. ' I lost flesh badly and hardly knew which way to turn until one , day I bought a box of Grape -Nuts food to see if 1 could eat that. I tried it without telling the doctor, and liked it fine; made me feel as if I had something to eat that was sat- isfying and still I didn't have that heaviness that I had felt after eat- ing any other food. . "I hadn't drank any coffee then in five weeks. I kept on with the Grape -Nuts and in a month and a half I had gained 15 pounds, could eat almost anything • I. wanted, didn't feel badly after eating and my nervousness was all gone. It's a pleasure to be well again." Name given by Oanadian Postum Co.. Windsor, Ont. Read the book, "The ° Road to Wellville," in pkgs. "There's a reason." Ever read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true, and full of human Interest. %WOELS. iGI"I SPEED HAMPIoN is the Washer for a Wtiltlat la; the first place, Maxwell's "Champion" is the only washer that can be Worked with a crank handle at the side as welt as with the top lever, Just suit yotir own aonvenienct. Another Mostwell feature -Lever and EstlanooW heel am so accurat e)Y adjusted andworlcup each speed that the washer runs along even when you have steppe working the !Fuer, There's no doubt about Maxwelt's"Cbamptoni beinggin the oat est run g a' on wash r the market. Write for new Utcat- ratedbcoklet Ifyourdeeler does not handle Maxwell's ' ChxmPtona vvsAv setas tt. Marrs BM. 92 Every' Pair Insured SOS days against breakage Cords slide when you move. No pulleys. no harness -lust comfort! Bombe stamped "EZE' so bottles. 5t1_.at Dealers or postpaid for 50c. d/ � � (PRONOUNCED EASYS E t R LISPED C ys�,�o _.'«� d•7. Tatou albnPESDER.CO TORAIITO,CAit T anal ETERNAL BANQUETING. Plain Citizen—"What is the most necessary qualifications for a pub- lic , career—a good head V' Prominent Statesman—"No ; a good stomach." r ZINC OSCAR SARDINES are Much more tlhan, ts' ilolieae , Their FOOD VALVE is unsurpassed. They flirnisli just the nourishment needed when a heavy meal is neither ' acceptable nor desirable. Got Thom From Your (tracer Trade supplied by • ilohn W. Sickle & crooning, Hamilton Baltimore, Md., Nov. 11, 1903. Minard's Liniment Co., Limited. • Sirs, - I Dame across a bottle of your MINARD'S LINIMENT in the hands of one of the students at the University of Maryland, and he being so kind as to let me use it for a very bad sprain, which I obtained in trainingfor foot races, and to say that it helpeme would bo putting it very mildly, and I therefore ask if you would let ma know of one of your agents that is closest to Baltimore so that -I may obtain some of it. Thanking yon in ad- vance I remain, Tours truly, W. 0. MsOUEAN. 14 St. Paul street, Care .Oliver Typewriter Co. , P. S.-Xindly answer at once. s to lose Nothing will cause another confidence in you more readily than a broken promise. A promise Gran red just as a h�uld be ehould duty, debt must be paid. Warts will render the prettiest hands unsightly. Clear the excres- cences x cres-cences -:away by using .olloway's Corn Cure which acts thoroughly and painlessly., • "Darling, I left my watch up- stairs, and I'm too tired to go and fetch it," "Sweetest, if you only wait your watch will run down all right.''• amerces Liniment Cures burns, Etc. Anti -Dust disinfectant sweeping powder, is a 'life -pre- server because it kills all disease germs.. Floors, clean; car- pets bright; home fresh and sweet. No dust while sweeping. Ask your Dealer for it.. IaoLaren Imperial Cheese 110, Limited sole distributors for Ontario, THE SAPHO MFG. OG.,,LImited Montreal "It. is said that impetuous peo- ple' have black eyes." ° "Yes; and if they don't have them they are apt to get them!" Dr. J. D. Kellogg's Dysentery Cordial is a speedy cure for dysen- tery, diarrhoea, cholera, summer complaint, sea sickness and com- plaints incidental to children teeth- ing. It gives immediate relief to those suffering from the effects of indiscretion in eating. unripe fruit, cucumbers, etc. It acts with Won- derful rapidity and never fails to conquer the disease, Na one need fear cholera if they have a bottle of this medicine convenient. "How is it I never see you about with young Flirton, now?" "Oh, I married him a fortnight ago." Minard's -Liniment Cures Dandruff. "I wish to complain," said the bride haughtily, '" `about that flour you sold me.. It . was tough." "Tough, . ma'am ?" asked the gra, cert "Yes, tough. I .made a pie with it, and any husband •could hardly cut it, Two black -faced minstrels were giving " an entertainment • on the sands of 4 certain seaside holiday resort recently. While one of them was telling funny stories about the humors of boarding-house land- ladies the other went among' the crowd making a eolleetion. He at length went up to, a stern -looking woman, who promptly snat be4 the tambourine from his• hand and poured. the contents into .her. 'lap. As she returned the - empty. 'tam- bourine to the astonished riainetrel 'she 'exclaimed : "Tell' your friend lulu, knows iso much about land- ladies that The the one he forgot to pay the Hast time ho was'here l"' BAD COINS COME FROM JAIL, Cairo Authorities Find Criminal at Work Behind Bars. For some time past the Cairo (Egypt) authorities have been rays - tined by the fact that a large quan- tity of counterfeit silver has been in circulation, the origin of which. they had been unable to discover. At last they have succeeded in lee eating he source of supply. The counterfeit coins have been manufactured in Toured.' prison. found t One of manufactured prisoners wa's a be in the possession of a most in- genious instrument 'made to coin five piastre (25 cent) pieces and a quantity of silver bullion was dis- covered at the same times. The man, who is a penal convict, confessed to having been engaged in coining while in prison, and accused a fel- low oonvict of complicity. Out of the eleven million natives of Egypt, only some 800,000 can read and write. CARR POI! SIC if ON TRAINS. Cerwan Railroads /lave Special Ctrs for Thera, Exoellernt facilities are afforded in Germany for transporting in- validsunable i ewho aro na valids and cr ls• u p j? � to walk, according to Ti J. Albert, Gomel at Brunswick. The German railroad system provides a first - Class car for invalids who can afford to use it. This .car is fitted with every possible convenience for the. sick. A special apartment, opening on the level of the station platform, with a double door, so that a stretcher can be carried in without the slightest difficulty, is set apart for the invalid and attendants. The kitch- en, ins a n contains tel bale �e of the cur,c en, where meals can be prepared, and a seotionhandsomely epho'lster- ed for members of -the family or ac- oompanying friends. For invalids who travel second or third-class an apartment on an ordinary car is used, opening in like manner with a double door on the station plat- form. The charges for transporting sick and helpless persons have hitherto been moderate, For invalids travelling third-class the, charge has been the cost of four tickets, free transport being granted for two attendants. This rate is still grant- ed when the car containing the in- valid ,apartment belongs to a regu- lar train with a fixed destination, otherwise in the future six tickets :second class must he purchased and an extra rate paid if the car has to be specially ordered. SIX YEARS -JSE OF BABY'S OWli TABLETS A Safe Pill for Sufferers,—There are pills that violently purge and fill the stomach and intestines with pain. Parmelee's Vegetable Pills are mild and effective. They are purely vegetable, no mineral pur- gative entering into their composi- tion and their effect is soothing and beneficial. Try them and be con- vinced. Thousands can attest their great curative qualities because thousands ewe their health and strengthto timely use of this most excellent medicine. Poets are born—therefore they are more to be pitied than censur- ed. "Dickie, I'm awfully sorry you use tobacco i ..I don't like it, and mamma` simply ,loathes it. Will you stop when • we are married V' "Isn't that asking °a lot, deariei ?" asked Dickie. "I wouldn't care for myself," answered the girl, "but you know it makes mamma very ill." "Well, then," he promised cheerfully, "I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll never smoke. when your mamma is with us." She threw her arms around him. "Darling," she murmured.. "That's so good of, you! I was afraid you'd insist on smoking once in a while after we were married 1" The real life"? you live sets its mark on you in the eyes of any man or woman worth knowing, and all your finery and education and char- ity can never cover that fatal ileal, 8lfnard's Liniment for sale everywhere, Willis -Then you don't think an investment that pays over 6 per cent. is safe ? Gillis—Oh, yes l But I don't think one that promises to pay over 6 per cent. is. Sleeplessness.—Sleep is the great restorer and to be deprived of it is vital loss. Whatever may be f e cause of it, indigestion, nervous derangement or mental worry, try a course of Parmelee's Vegetable Pills. 'By regulating the action of the stomach, where the trouble lies, they will restore normal con- ditions and healthful sleep will fol- low. They exert a sedative force upon the nerves and where there is unrest they bring rest. Sam Slick once said that were like creation—made out thing and very good. r4 Worth your while to t UPTQN t TEA Sustains and Cheers. Once a mother has used Baby's Own Tablets she will always use them as long as there are little ones in the house. They are abso- lutely safe and never fail to cure constipation, colic, indigestion or the many otheababyhood and child- hood ailments. Concerning them Mrs. E. Simmons, Hamilton, Ont., says: "I have not been without Baby's Own Tablets for six years. I have given them to my three little ones and find them excellent during teething and at other times." The Tablets are sold by medicine deal- ers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. "People are illus impressed," said Grandpa Stubblegrass, "by what they can't see through. Many a stream gits credit fur bein' deep when it's only muddy." 'Tis a Marvellous Thing.—When the cures effected. by Dx. Thomas' Eclectric Oil are considered, , the speedy and permanent relief it has brought to the suffering wherever, it has been used, it must be regard- ed as a marvellous thing that so potent a medicine should result from the six ingredients which en- ter into its composition. A trial will convince the most skeptieal of its healing virtues. All honest men will bear watch- ing. It is the rascals who cannot stand it. kisses of no - Complete in itself, Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator does not require the assistance of any other medicine to make it effective. It does not fail to do its work. FARMS FOR SA H. W. 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C OBOTTi wile` m,1 r L a Prote at--- Preserve= Beautify Samples and Booklets on Application JAMES LANGMWR & 00.8 limited 1374, Bathurst Street TORONTO ELEORAPHY and station Agents' work in ail its details are included in the course of training included in the Central Telegraph School, 2 Ger. rard St. 11, Toronth. Correspond- ence invited. T. J Johnston, Pan - W. 11 "thaw, President, Maypole DYES SO EASILY With Maypole Soap there is no trouble and no muss in home dyeing. Dyes cotton, wool, silk or mixtures. 24 colors -will give any shade. Colors 10c. Black 15c --at your dealer's or postpaid with booklet "How to Dye" from Io8 F. L. BENEDICT & CO. Montreal Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia. FOR HIS FAMILY'S SAKE. Paterfamilias was a very robust man, but he called in the doctor. If the truth be told, Paterfamilias was so healthy, so big, and so ro- bust, that he had grown into the habit of bullying his family. "I don't know what's the matter with my family." he remarked to the medico, "but my wile is nerv- ous, my children are suffering from something—I don't know what. In fact, the -whole household ureh o1 is upset. et. All the servants are bordering on nervous prostration. What do you thiol >r about it ?" BRIDGET'S CHARACTER. Bridget left Ireland with an ex eollent letter of recommendation from her last mistress, but on the way, over the letter fell into the sea and was lost. Not knowing how to find work without her recommenda- tion she appealed to a friend to' write one for her, and he gave her the following :—"To all concerned: Bridget Flaherty had a good repu- tation when she left Ireland, but lost it on the way over." of the bowels is an absolute neces- sity for good health., Unless the waste matter from the food which collects these Is got rid of at least once a clay, it decays and poisons the whole body, causing biliousness, indi- gestion and sick headaches. Salts and other harsh mineral purgatives Irritate the delicate 'lining of the bowels, Dr, Morse's Indian Loot Pills -'-entirely vegetable -- regulate the bowels effectively without weak- ening, sickening or griping, Use Dr. ll orse#s to x1*it.coot Plyler The doctor was a friend of the family, and knew a little of its his- tory. is- for " T think it would be all right," said he, "if you took a six months { tour of Europe—alone." "Me?" replied the father un ! grammatically, in his surprise. "Me ?" "Yes," replied the doctor. "For the health of your family." DEAN SWIFT AND ASPARAGUS Asparagus was a great dish with Dean Swift. Dining with him one da-, George Faulkener, the Dublin publisher, asked for a second help- ing of his favorite vegetable, but Swift pointed to the stalks on his guest's plate and said :—"Sir, first i finish what is before you." "What!" » exclaimed Faulkener, "eat my stalks ?" "Aye, sir," bel- lowed. the imperious Dean; "eat', your stalks, or you will get no more. King William III. always ra-- bis stalks,'' Asked once, ale: was telling the storv. whether really did eat his talks, Faulkener replied : ""Yes, certainly ; and if you had dined with Dean Swift you would have been obliged to ear your stalks, too." HE CONFESSED. "Captain, yon told me tli:,,-u as would reach the dock by 9 o'cleck." "Did I, madam ? Well, I must have lied to you. We'll be there in about twenty minutes." "But the land isn't in sight yet." "So I see. Madam, you have caught me in another lie." • READY FOR HMI. "Young man, I saw you put your arm around Iuy daughter's waist last evening." "And I suppose 'you noticed how the atrggled? That ' a,n when you put salve onto your child's skin, it passes through the pores and enters theblood, just as surely as if you pest it into the child's stomach? You would not plat a coarse mass of animal fat, colored by various mineral poisons (such as many crude salves are) into your child's blood by way of the stomach? Then why do so by way of the poxes? Take no risk. Use always the pure herbal essences provided In Zam-Buk. Zana-Buk contains no trace of -any animal ail or fat, and no poisonous mineral color- ing :natter. From start to finish it is purely herbal. It will heal sores, ulcers,, ab,ces- ars, eruptions, varicose ulcus, cuts, burns and bruises more quickly theta any other known preparation. It is artiseptic, quickly stops the sweet g of a sore or cut, cures piles, inflamed sores and blood -poisoning. It is a combination of healing powerand scientific purity. ,Ask those who bave.proved ft.. AU drupdisle and Moray 60a boa or Zdm-Bub Ca,, Motante, forprica. )