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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Times, 1912-9-5, Page 2E WHI OR, WHAT THE THRUSH SAID. MAPPER -XIv,-(Cont'cl). It was a fine morning, sunny and calm, and wo were going. smoothly along, with the Sicilian ht11s standing up . like sha- dowy islands flora the blue waters of the Mediterranean on our port side, wheu a British gunboat: moving at logit speed, eigualled us in passing, and as a result of the si•(;na18 lay to while our captain and the colonel of the regiment got Out boat and went aboard her. Wheu the boat returned to our vessel we were all called to quarters, grog was served out to all hands, and the cap- tain, standing en the quarter-deck, read out to us a eltort account of the battle of Balaclava, the defeat of the Russian attack, and the daring charge of the Brit- ish Dight Cavalry down the valley under ei heavy Are. Then the grog was drunk, three cheers were given, and we were dismissed; but the news had produced a marked effect. The war -fever had broken out again, arld nearly every man in the ship was pout- ing to get into action. Pair sailing now for a long spell. We threaded amongst the Greek Islands golden weather, and looked with wond ou the strange vessels, the vine -clad hill the little towns, wish their clustered hon es amongst dark foliage, and their ston piers and bastions dotted with movirsg speoke of color. We passed through Dardanelles, thronged with Englis French and Turkish ships of war, oresse the flea of Marmara during a hot ni wlien the moon shone in full splendor an flies bit like asps, and in the broad b1a in er too I've a mind to go and ask about that drummer, I cannot get him out of .my s' eyes.' ° Pat held up the flask, looking at the spirit with one eye and winking the other. alae ' Me 1atia,"' he said, "ye're both young and d, soft-hearted. What rave seen is the cone. mon sights of a camp. 'Tis the fortin'. eht o' war. I drink to yez. Here's ehort a siege an' a long peace, an' the grills 88 time conies to fight, we must .fight, but there's' no -Watt to make 'worry about. "Aht" said Phil, with a ..sigh; "when we get orders to go in, we mast 8w int. and the firat shot we fere may do that," and he pointed to the stretebor on which the poor boy was being milled away. And we turned about and wont silently into camp. We found Pat xlarringtcu seated on the ground outside his tent, eating bread and onione and drinking runt out of a flask. "Have ye heord the news, my joo1P" he asked. "We're for the triuches in the mornin', our Company and G Oompany, and yell be ether amain' powder afore ye smell soup, Willie. D'ye mind?" „Pat,' said I, cheering ap at the sight of the Irishman's jolly face, I've a thumping piece of sausage and a bunch of raisins in my knapsack, and if yon like to join the corporal and me we'll make sure of a sapper to -night.". It's a go, boy," answered Pat, "and well said of yes, for belike there's some of us may have no appetite for supper to morrer," "Phil," eaid I, as we turned ,oat our 'viands and sat down to eat. "before tat - of the morning sunshine came fA sight of C•onstantiuopie, Rte white waft s and golden domes glittering and shining, and its tawny sands looking alnnoat red against the intense blue of the sea. Here there was much signalling and salute firing •and playing of bands, and tale men ran up on deck and cheered the Union Jaok whigh floated over the hos- pitals of Scutari. In another hour we were in the Black Sea, with only two hundred miles between ue and the enemy. The men became exceedingly merry, and to have heard the singing and laughter,,, and watched the wild antics in which the sailors and soldiers indulged, one might have thought our vessel was bound on a pleasure cruise instead of a mis- sion of death. • But death had been very busy, and now, while we .were yet discussing the news of Balaclava, come information of the deadly struggle at Inkernian, and the repulse of the Russian sortie after a day of desperate fighting, and at the cost of many of our best men. This news wrought ue up to a pitch of fierceness which we had never yet reach- ed, so that eve counted the .hours, and thought and talked of nothing else but 'getting at them," poor fellows, as if the untaught, faithful dupes of a grasping tyrant had been our enemies; as if 'he had done any more or any worse tha we were now prepared to do—nay, no "Willie," said Joyce, as he stirred his grog, emiling pleasantly across at me, "if I happen to tumble off r porch, you might take my watch ane my love to --you'll find the address in the watch," "Of course," said I, thinking he was joking. "but suppose--" "That's a promise, then," said Phil, and held out his hand; "and now, Pat," he cried, gaily, "don't be afraid of that spoonful of rum, for I've just picked up a bottle of good light wine for a song, and we'll drink your toast again in the real stuff:" CHAPTER V. When we had finished ow supper, Joyce and I went for a stroll in the oalliip to piel✓t up news. We set out, or least I did, full of eagerness and enthusiasm, and ex- pecting to find the men of other regi- ments in as good- spirits as ourselves. Had not our men already achieved three splendid victories? Might not any hour see the commencement of yet an. general engagements "Phil," sal , I, slapping my friend tfh the shoulder "we shall see great doings here. We hav missed Inkerman, but we are interne fo iii the capture of eebastopoh" i i Phil did notnspeak. Tr only-nsolent aaeswer sI A'Oome,". sri<ld. ;081e rising, et „ e go and ask about the little drummer, We went over to the field bospiiaL, but tented woxe stepped by the sentry, Aft wo 1li' d away, however, we met the corporal whit had been in ok:erge of the bearers when they passed lie, ,and he told us that the boy 'had had his leg taken at acid had been t3noonseious ever since, `•,tie`s a nice oliild,'" said the corporal, "and it's a cursed shame to see hint suffer; and he'll die, he will, when oil's done-" and the eorpora4, brake out into a vol�lee of imprecations against "them sniunpin', dodgin', sneakin' sharp -shooters," adding, rather illogically, that he'd "pot any blauk mother's son as showed his acme while Le was itt the trenelses, if ho didn't might be be," etc, etc, By this time it was quite dark, but though the musketry fire had nearly died away, the eanuon still kept booming, and occasionally there came from the trench- es the crash of a bursting shell, Indeed, long after we had got to our tents and laid ourselves down in our great -coats and biaukess the firing went on, like the noise of distant thunder. The morning was raw and cold, and a thin suow falling when we turned out.', The great guns from the allied and Rita. earl batteries were thundering, and the crackle of musketry was continuous. We snatched a Meaty breakfast of dry, coaree bread and weak tea, and fell in for duty in the /treurhes. I glanced at the men's faces as I went to my place, They looked pale and excited, for the most part, while the face of young Simp- son as he walked rapidly up and down in front was very much itushed, and his neck as red as his jacket. For ray pare I felt terribly nervous, my muscles quivered, and I lied hard wank to keep my tenth from chit#tiring. I don't know that I was a.Craid, though the idea of what a shattered jaty or broken thigh would feel like seemed to fas.en upon mite with a horrid fascination, and every time a shell burst over the trench- es I felt as if some one had put a cold key clown my back. I would a thousand times rather have camiu-used with a gen- eral engagement, like the Alma. The dodging sharp -shooters and tate erratic whistling dicks were not pleasant things to think about. Patsy Harrington and Toyee were the last two on parade. Pat came out cheery and ruddy and clean sbaved, Joyce as easy and amiable as ever, Both men appeared as enol as if they were falling in for kit iespe:tion on their own parade at Weymouth. So we fell in; and the drummers served out ball-cartr4dges to us, which seemed to cause a lot of fumbling before we got it °relied and stowed away. and then the captain came up at a dawdling walk, with his sword clattering behind and a smile on his face, and gave the word. Fours - right, quick march!" And with beating hearts and nervous halide we went out far the first time under fire. For ,a time we stepped along steadily and ithout incident, the roar of the cannons growing louder, and the crack of the rifles sharper as wo advanced. But Presently the man °n my*left. Ben Wil- lis, uttered a stifled "Ah." and fell right in front of me, so that I nearly tumbled A over 114m. Some of the oxen lost step, and the section of fours belittle us went e a bit wide, hu. the captain railed out, r Steady, men: by the left," and we moved ith a bl only prepared to do; we were eager to do it, and I one of the most eager of them all. Only Phil Joyce, of all our regiment, retained his self-possession, and with un- ruffled placidity continued to smoke and read, and look out over the sunny water, dreaming of the girl he'd left behind him. There was a dense grey sea mist on the morning when we expected to reach port, and this delayed us for some hours; but about two in the afternoon the report went round that we were within an hour's sail of the harbor, and directly after there came a dull booming . sound from over- sea. D'ye hear the music?" said Joe Bal- lance, the ship's corporal, who was .stand- ing close to me and Joyee. Joyce nodded assent. I asked what the sound was. That," said the ship's corporal,"is the ususic you've got to dance to, that is. That's the big guns a-bunnbardin' of Se- barst-a-pool." Phil and I went forward, and stood peering into the mist and listening to the thunder of the cannonade, which •-rew louder and louder, until the most reek- , less of our men seemed awed by the sound, and then, as they crowded for- ward in eager expectation, the mint lift- ed, and we saw the heights of Balaclava, and the old tower perched on its crag, and the shipping in the harbor below;. and on the freshening breeze was borne to us, with the roar of the cannon, the light carol of the cavalry trumpets and the dull rolling of the drums. We landed the same afternoon and marched into quarters, headed by the band of the 93rd Highlanders, and fol- lowed by a crowd of Turkish, Greek, an Reasaanian camp -larders, the mos tbjeviee, disreputable, an$ vicious -look got was the boom of the Russian can- non and the "rap, rap rap---rap—rap, rap" of our musketry ill the trenches. We came across a party of eoldiers'soon afterwards. There were several men of the Fusilier Guards, two or three Rifle- men, a bombardier of Artillery and a French Zouave, lying down behind a small hillock, smoking. The Frenchman lay at the end of the mound with his chin on his hand and his black eyes staring over at the walls of Sebastopol-_ Brie expression reminded me forcibly of a caged tiger watching a horse. The Artilleryman, a young, good-look- ing fellow, lay on his back, with one leg thrown over the other, and gazed absent- ly at the smoke as it wreathed up from his cigar. The 'other men were lying close to- gether listening, with apparently little interest, to a sharp-eyed, red-haired pri- vate of, the Rifle Brigade, who sat half- way up the hillock with hie shako tilted over his brows and his arms clasped round his knees. 0n all their faces was a look of stern- ness and, of sullen resolution sack as I had never yet beheld. They were sharp - featured, bronzed, and lean, and their belts and uniforms faded and dirty. One. of them had a raw red sear across his cheek and a bandage round his wrist; another wore two odd boots; another had a patch of blue cloth on the knee of his grey trousers. ing "Bet wr ell nothseR he inside o'sSe- baetopol this year. I heerd, over in the Raaigers' lines,_ from the colonel's groom, ae heercl it at mess, as there's no ohance at all of us gittin' in for months. :laid d ; that means winterin' it out in this 'ere t climate, which is the larst as ever Gord made-" ng villains I had ever yet set eyes on. 'And all the while we were disembark- ing, and all the while we were teking up our position, the roar of the great guns continued, and the crackle of musketry from the trenches went on like a dia- bolical tattoo. But we had Ianded. We were actually in the field, and could see the plunging shot throw up clouds of dust beyond the trenches, and the shells bursting over_ the Russian batteries, and we were filled with a sort of savage joy. "Come on, Willie, les go up to the Cathcart hill and see the fen," said young Allan and we started off in a party of a dozen, as if the whole affair had been a gala. But ere we bad gone twenty yards Joyce joined us, and, taking me by the arm, said, "Come, I'll show you something that will cool your blood a little." Re drew me °,way from the noisy group, who went ehattering and laughing up the hill, and we walked a hundred yards to- wards the Highlauders''lines. There was a line of men approaching. Joyce „pointed them out to me. They marched in pairs, each pair carrying a stretcher. They were a fatigue party bearing in wounded from the trenches. We stood aside and watched ahem. On the first stretcher lay a private of the Rifle Brigade. We could see his face, drawn and livid, his left arm hanging 1 down, his right hand clueching the Breast of his dark jacket, and the blood flowing over his fingers. The man on the sec - and stretcher had his face covered with , a handkerchief soaked with blood, and' was holding both his arms over his head, I clutching at the air with his fingers and 1 moaning piteously. The man on the I third stretcher lay perfectly still. itis chin was sunk on his breast, and his eyes were closed. No wound was visible, but he looked like death. I turned away my head. Ilhe party I At this point the Rifleman caught sight of me and Joyce, and, with a cool nod remarked Evenin', chums. JesO come ashore. Tell that by your new togs, and by your plump faces. This place 11 soon rub the parade polish off you. They'll shove you in trenches to-morrer, an' you'Il smell brimstone, bet ger life on that " Shut up, Purkiss," said one of the Guardsmen, gruffly; "the whistlin' dicks 11 tell about it soon enough, without Year chin -wag. Got any news, com- rades?" No," said Joyce; "we came out to look for some. Tell us how are things going on?" "Bad," said the Guardsman. "You had hard work at Inkerman," man," suggested Joyce. "My oath," exclaimed the Rifleman; "but the scrappin's not the worst on it, not by a pailful. Is it mates?" "There's sickness in the camps," said the Guardsman; "an' the weather's get- ting cold, an' the duty's very heavy. an' the rations is bad." "The army's dyin' out," said another Fusilier, "that's the fact. boss in action, loss in the trenches, dysentery and camp fever's playing blazes with us." "Dying like rotten sheep," added the Bombardier. "Short o' food, short o' blankets, short 0' medicines, short o' liquor," the first Guardsman remarked; "overworked, and like to be worse." "No sign of aettin' into thatn ace ' 1 said .the Rifleman, jerking his thumb. to- wards Sebastopol, and many a sign o' bein froze to death if we don't get in." -This bacca' we're smokin' now was giv- en us by the French," said the second Fusilier; "snakes me ashamed of me col- ors. The Russians is well fed, the French is well fed, and the lazy Turks fattens ike pigs, an' us hungry to bed at night, an' hungry to work in the mornin', an' the wounded ]yin` on the bare earth, an' 1 not half enough lint and bandages. Blast e 1 the war, I say." Amen," growled the Bombardier. Joyce eat down and began to talk in his cheer - Yu) way to the men. I went and sated , clear of the mound behind the. Zouave, looking towards the walls of Sepastopol, 1 from which the guns flasheri redly through the gathering darkness. 'Do you speak English, comrade?" 1 said, addressing time Frenchman. Ile smiled, shrugged his shoulders, flip- ped his fingers at me, and answered with great affability, "Hallo, ere'.g fuels." I was so pleased with his ,n that 1 a gwer t t I gave him a ciar. Ile bit off the and, bowed, struck a match on his wide, red pants, and, show- ing his white teeth, beacon to chatter to me in French. ( I didn't understand one word of his lauguago, so I replied in English, amui wo rind rinite a pleasant conversation at the j end of which. the Zouave arose, laughed, hearth.• slapped mo on the shoulder, curled his long moust.aohe, and went off whistling s quick -step. 'While I stood. watching tam 1 heard a !I eavy thud behind ma. followed by a 1 harsh, scrosinfmig rush of anmethine above my head. I looked up.' •'What's that?" I called out to the little Rifleman, That," said Ise, with •a langh, "is a 1 whistling dick• a round shot front the Ibatteries, ovcrsighc•erl; you'll get used to am pretty soon, an'won't stand out. o' cover as you're doth' now." oved silently on' for a while, and thou one couple halted, and a.corporal went up and leaned aver the stretc}ter. Joys and I approached.` Can we do anything, Oorporail?," Phil asked, Yes, give us a drop of brandy, if you have it, was the answer. Joyce took out a flask and banded it to the corporal. We went up Asci looked what he was doing. Oto the litter lay a drummer'boy—a slim lad of fifteen --•and the corporal was wetting his lips with the spirit. The boy made no sound, but lay tuck wide-eyed and pale, add as he lay the tears ran down his cheeks. "Poor little Chapple," the r c r opo aI said, as the men took up the stretcher and moved on, "Ite s tooyoung for this work. lie're just been hit with a piece of shrap. eel in the groin and his leg's nigh shot away. I doubt if he'll live the night out." -Leek," said ,Payee, pointing over to ercl the C,atheart 11111• • "kook here!" I turned and saw a lot of our men standing on the hill looking down upon the trenches. Corporal Allan was a tittle la faint, of the rest, and was waving his cap excitedly, and showing .unmistakable signs of joy. "Think of his pool wif(,," said .Phil, "and look at these mel on. the Kt.retah• era. This is a bed business, Willie, a pro(mc••r piece of the dev.il'r;work, and nothing to be pleased et. "f--ar are ' right, Phil,," I answered, Sadly, for the sight of the drtunrcner-boy'g tears had Quito sobered nme. "When the w (To be continua,) r.F SIR 1[£ERBERTS WIT. Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree, the famous English actor -manager, has a reputation as a wit also. When he appeared at the Palace recently, a fellow variety artist, given to hailing everybody by Sir A. Beerbohm 'Tree. Christian name, saluted him with "Hallo, Herbert!" Sir Herbert, who was accompanied at the mo- ment by Lady Tree, responded by shaking hands and asking leave to introduce "My wife, Maud!' One day, at rehearsal, Sir Her- bert asked a youthful actor to "Step hack a little." The player did so. Tree eyed him critically— and went on rehearsing. After a time he repeated the request: "A little further back." The youth obeyed. Surveying him, Tree went on with his work. Shortly after- wards he again asked him to step still further back. "If I do," ex- postulated the youth, "I shall be right off the stage." "Yes," said Tree, "that's right." 44 CAUSE AND EFFECT. Travelling in the wild and woolly west, a gentleman entered a small township in order that he might make the purchase of a watch and chem. The storekeeper was very pleased to oblige, but as he. wrapped tip the articles- purchase.d he included with h them a feaisome- o fing revolver of very respectable dimensions. "Y say," observed the astonished traveller, "what are you doing? I didn't offer to btty a revolver." The w,btchrnaker, puzzled in turn, and thinking his customer must have lost his sense and reason, re- plied : "But you have bought a gold watch. If you are going to keep it in these parts, you'll want the gun, too ! " Thirty-threeyearsis the average length of a generation. • • POVERTY a`& Wuix' SND SITR, ' A ' Grows r mr pP to •fa .�I.eltioval(ntant Stale on a Diet of ''Sweets.. Poverty is capital. --a, lir eative force, a whip, a spur, an incentive,. Ambition dies oa a diet of truffle and goose liver, •says a, writer in Woman's World. Hard ;schools teach great lessons,. An unearned dollar is a, fool maker. Those who do not understand hew to make money can't retain. it. Don't mind these few Spartan years. They are blessings. The appetite for achievement stales on sweets --hunger lends zest to dog- gedness., You must work—you have no choice. You must earn or you can't eat. There's no helping hand be- hind you—you've got to seize '(he opportunity before you. Responsibility is riding on your shoulders, but duty broadens char- •acter. Pack your chest with cour- age and begin to win. What you've missed in training you can make up in steadiness and readiness, Edu- Dation at its best merely points out the host competent method, and if you, keep your eyes open and put your heart in your tasks common sen.sewill show you as much aa a text book. You are ignorant of theories, but theory after all. isn't nearly so important as practice. You can't achieve more than you believe. Your reward will be pro- portionate to your .effort. Whatever you can grasp with clean hands is your property, but you'll be knock- ed about, blocked and fought by every man who wants what you seek. If you have a yellow streak you haven't a show. The years that face you are full of promise. To -morrow is alwsts mightier than yesterday. The newcomer .profits by the trials and struggles of the past, and more knots have been untied, more problems have been solved in this single generation than in any pre- vious century. Legislation is tearing whip after whip from the hand of Privilege-- hours rivilege—hours are shorter, sanitation is bet- ter, and facilities of every sort are at the disposal of all who wish to improve their minds and bodies. But we offer no charity -only cowards and shirkers whine for con- cessions. We want the greatest ability at the top, so we are merci- less, to quitters. It's the only way in which we can truly test efficiency. When" you are discouraged, weep on your own .shoulder—pluck is ashamed to display its tears, Hold hard to hope—fling your faith in the teeth of ridicule, disas- ter and enmity. Dream far we build close to the stars in this century. Think with unleashed imaiantion. GOOD EAR. "My daughter. says I have a good ear for music." What does she mean by that!" 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The co-operative cow tesi;ing ae- sociations of Denmark have rapid- ly increased to about 500 as.soeia- tielle, A man is +employed by each: association to visit, the farms and de the testing every three weeks.• He weighs the milk and keeps an aoourate record of the feed con - so the net profit per year of each individual oow can bo certained, Two Copenhagen milk companies handle over 100,000 pounds of milk a day, all of which is produced un, der veterinary inspection and in accordance with strict ',tales laid down by the company. Inspectors see -that everypro- ducer lives up to these rules, wh+.fh require cleanliness at eery etep. As soon as drawn, the milk must be cooled and kept below 50 de- grees Fahrenheit; the slightest off flavor may cause the bottling plant to refuse the milk. Then it is pasteurized- at 180 de- grees, cooled to below 60 degrees and put into small -necked bottles sealed with corks or expanded pulp covers, Milk sold in bulk is sent out in large sealed cans from Which it may be drawn only through a faucet, over which must appear a state- ment of its quality. In this way skim, 'one half skims„•--,.. whole milk and cream may be put out by the same wagoir at prices varying according to the • qurilit ' without danger of the purchaser' being defrauded. All this milk is of the same high sanitary standard. Thirty pounds' of ice must be provided for every eleven gallons of milk produced, There are 1,110 co-operative and 300 private creameries in Denmark, These manufacture over 200,000,000 pounds of butter a year,, S0 per cent. of which is exported to Great Britain. In summer the milk is do- livered twice a day and in winter once. Stringent rules are laid down in regard to cooling the milk on the'` farm and in not mixing morning's and: night's milk. All foods which may impart an objectionable flavor to the milk are forbidden. The creameries are compelled by law to pasteurize all skim milk by heating to 180 degrees before it leaves the creamery, to prevent the spread of tuberculosis through this medium. .rr�,,�USEFUL DAIRY HINTS. tet price of dairy animals is steadily rising and the demand for good, young dairy cows is greater than the supply. �' Breed to the very best dairy buil possible and save and care for well all of the heifer calves. They, will be worth good money to you or to somebody else, at two years of age with the first calf at their side. Fill the producing cows up on clover hay or alfalfa hay if you can get it, instead of fodder or other coarse stuff containing low feed valu, ' These sensible dairyman does not expect something for nothing and a eow cannot give a full flow of milk .on feeds that do not contain sufficient milk elements. Oats, wheat, bran, oilmeal and shorts should supplement the clo- ver hay. Feed some ground corn, but de not make it the sole concentrated ration. LITTLE HELPS ON THE FARM. Mosquitoes pretty bad? Cover every water hole that cannot be drained with kerosene and duanp the rainwater barrel. No need to wear white pants in. the dairy—blue ones can be washed just as often. It's the cleanliness, not the color that counts. Why not drain all those low' spots after the crops have been cared for and add to the acreage t The well -kept mowing machine hums—it does not rattle. Do not cut the grass a day too early or a day .too late. Send in. the mower just when bloom shows like a mist over the field, •m1.• WISE SAYINGS.. It is not our bitter enemies that, do us the most harm; it is our bit- ter friends. Poverty is to happiness what ap- petite is to food. - Poverty enables us to enjoy the simplest pleatsurese appetite the simplest faro. The world is a looking -glass; it. reflects—yourself. The best way to secure revenge- is even o•is not to make your enemy fail, but, suoceed yourself. Frequently the extraordinary - man is only the ordinary man in ex- traordinary circumstances, The good man .seldom discovers. the bad there is in woman ; the bad; seldomdiscovers the good. The ordinary man is at home in• his own surroundings ; the man of the world in all. We cross the stream of life at different places. Some wade,. through the shallows in a drought, other, have to swim across decub waters in a storm. r'•