The Goderich Signal-Star, 1982-05-19, Page 4PAGE 4 —GODERICH SIGNAL -STAR, WEDNESDAY, MAY 19, 1982
DAVE
SYKES
My fourteen month-old son isn't cognizant
of the fact yet, but gardening is hazardous to
his health.
It's not that he's getting his grubby little
hands on toxic substances in the wilderness
of the Sykes' yard, rather, he's getting his
little'nose into the business of gardening and
landscaping which mom and dad have been
dutifully laboring over the past couple
weekends. To be blunt, the little guy's
presence and antics are not conducive to
outdoor work.
This ordeal of beautifying the landscape
while the resident hellion explores a whole
new world has required a good measure of
patience and an inexhaustable sense of
humor on the part of the parents. Son
Bradley simply wants to be a part of our
outdoor efforts.
Which complicates the structure of the
workload. Last summer, just months into
life, Bradley refused to touch anything
outdoors and wailed when his tiny hands
came in contact with grass. This summer,
the dynamo insists on touching everything
in sight and )las a predilection for eating it
as well.
While mom and dad directed their labors
to preparing the garden site and planting
seeds, the little guy insisted on lending a
hand by walking on newly planted rows and
dragging the shovel around.
It was tough to work around him. The
missus indulged the youngster, allowing"
him to assist with the planting of onions,
which occupied his mind for half a minute or
so. After that he ran off with the bag, and
onions spilled out in his wake all over the
lawn.
I cherish the day when Bradley's old
enough to handle these chores on his own,
but for now his good intentions are a hin-
derence. This gardening game is enough of a
challenge w& without having to add my son
to the list of disadvantages.
He takes great delight in stepping in
muddy soil, he has watered his pants,
crawled in the garden, soiling his body from
head to toe, after dad has removed weeds
and grassy bits from flower beds and placed
them in the wheelbarrow he promptly
returns them to the flower beds and insists
on touching every tree in the yard.
I will never understand the attraction
between kids and dirt. A major portion of
the topsoil in the flower beds either ends up
on his clothes or in his mouth. He will in-
variably refuse to eat good food but a
handful of topsoil istoo tempting to refuse.
His outdoor diet has also included a few
smaller stones from the driveway, simply
for variety sake, I presume.
The seeds are planted and watered and
within a few weeks, hopefully, the yard will
be sprouting with flowers and veggies in
spite of the intrepid efforts of the wee one to
disrupt our labors. But, I sadly suspect, that
given 30 seconds of unsupervised time, he
will attempt to eat said flowers and veggies,
carefully nurtured through unpredictable
spring weather.
At the very least, in his inimitable,
truculent style, Bradley will squish tender
plants with his most prized possession, size
five blue running shoes.
The shoes, he maintains, give him licence
to walk on everything in sight, including
tables, chairs, food, parents, little kids in the
neighbourhood and anything else that gets
in the way of his miniaturized version of
running shoes.
I have experienced tremendous difficulty
in urging leafy, green things to sprout from
the soil at the Sykes' place in recent years.
Add a soil munching, plant crushing little
boy to the scene and I suspect the yard will
be void'of vegetation.
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ii -d then more tax
If the residents of Ontario were looking to the budget to
provide a glimmer of relief from economic strife, then
treasurer Frank Miller failed you.
Miller's budget was fairly conventionalduring un-
conventional economic times. He took a pretty safe path
in plying 'the taxpayer with some funds for first-time
homebuyers, a . four -point job creation program and
limiting mcreases.in civil servants' .pay but siphoned from
the majority `of- pockets with retail sales tax applications
on items that were previously exempt. :
The result is that the deficit will grow by 43 per cent to
$2.2 billion.
There were a few surprises in the budget and moves
that could almost be labelled as innovative. The housing
construction industry must be delighted with the gover-
nment's.offer of a $5,000 loan to new home buyers but what
about the people who will lose homes to escalating interest
rates. No relief.
Businessmen got a break too with the removal of the 10
per cent corporate tax for a two-year period. It will surely
assist more than 60,000 small businesses in the province.
Other than that -the budget was a staid document. There
was no relief from high interest rates or mortgage rates
and the farmer got little in the way of support from the
government. Miller and the government continue to
blame federal policy for much of the economic woe in the
province.
Anyone who doesn't fall into the categories of small
businessman or first-time homebuyer will only be shelling
out more to the government in the form of retail sales tax
and increases in OHIP premiums
Miller simply attacked the same old things by in-
creasing taxes on tobacco, liquor and beer and raising
OHIP premiums. Hardlyinnovative measures.
Add to that, the application of retail sales tax on a
number of items that -were previously exempt, and it
means the average taxpayer will shell out more in taxes.',
That additional revenue of millions of dollars will be
needed to fund the first-time homebuyer loan (interest
free) and the four --point job -creation program that will
cost $171 million and provide 31,000 temporary jobs in the
province.
The budget needed to provide the stimulus to . create
confidence and provide permanent job prospects rather
than employment of a temporary nature.
People can work around the imposition of retail sales
tax simply by avoiding purchasing certain items. There is
no way around increases in OHIP fees and the new
standard licence fee.
Miller played the budget conservatively, offering a few
plums to businessmen and home buyers and paying part
of the way with the imposition of retail sales tax on a host
of items. Paying tax on magazines, pets, chocolate bars
and car repairs may be preferable to increasesin income
tax. .
There was. some leadership shown with the an-
nouncement that top level civil servants and MPPs will
have raises limited to six per cent, far below the inflation
rate. But, the people , in question all earn in excess of
$35,000.
It was foolish to expect Miller to eliminate part of the
deficit or even to hold it at the previous level. There had to
be some give. -
However, while times are tougher economically, the
budget doesn't offer much promise for the future of the
province. D.S.
Liberals protest.Miller budget
We've heard the bells before andnow they're ringing at
Queen's Park as the Liberals refuse to vote on the ex-
pansion of the retail tax system.
The Legislature was technically in session all weekend
as Conservative MPPs occupied the speaker's chair but
the division bells rang as the Liberals refused to show for
the vote. The Liberals were' to meet with leader David
Peterson Monday morning • to decide whether to lift . the
boycott.
The move by the Liberals was .a blatant protest over
treasurer Frank Miller's budget unveiled Thursday.
Peterson called the budget punitive and insists the
treasurer should repeal and redraft the budget.
The party's finance critic Pat Reid said the Liberals are
just trying to bring attention to the inequities in the
budget, which he says does nothing to improve the
economy in the long-term and falls short in the job-
creation area. Reid went so far as to say the budget pick -
pocketed the taxpayers of Ontario and turned residents
into tax collectors'for Miller.
The delay tactic by the Liberals is a carbon copy of the
action employed by Joe Clark's federal Conservatives,
,Who tied up the House of Commons for 15 days in March
over the Liberal's energy bill.
It is unlikely they will tie up the Legislature for a long
period and the move must be seen as the party's protest
over the budget and nothing more. It is not likely the
protest will lead to any compromise on the part of the
Tories since the Liberals have offered no alternatives,
other than a new budget.
Peterson and his Liberals must have taken a hard look
at Clark's move and the impact it had on the popularity of
the federal party. But the conservatives at least spelled
out what they were looking for, a split of the energy bill,
before walking out of the House of Commons. The
provincial Liberals have offered no alternatives.
Peterson might be taking a bit of a gamble but, com-
pared to Clark's stand, the issue is a little safer and people
would be much more inclined to support the protest of the
imposition of additional retail sales tax.
However, there's no chance the Conservatives will sway
from the measures in Miller's budget. D.S.
Interest rates unite opposition
Seldom have labor and small business been united, says
The Glengarry News. But when it comes to interest rates
the two are in unison. Jobs and businesses are in peril.
According gb Roger Worth of the Canadian Federation
of Independent Business, it's time for the House of
Commons Finance Committee to hold an inquiry into bank
profits. .
The problem, Worth notes, is that in recent years the
banks have been chalking up staggering profit increases,
while the rest of the nation has been biting the bullet
during a difficult economic period. To the public it ap-
pears that everyone is hurting except the banks.
The banks say this isn't so, but it's perhaps suggestive
that the bankers are running a million dollar advertising
campaign to explain their position to the public.
Like the oil industry before them, the banks seem to
believe that advertising can win converts to their side.
But it's going to be tough sledding. Convincing people of
the worthiness of such a cause when the same institution
is forced to deal with foreclosures on business, homes,
farms, and even cars, is difficult.
Nevertheless, the banks would be forced to lay the
statistics on the line during such an inquiry and there
would undoubtedly be tough questions on the reason for
interest spreads that are higher than average. And the
reason for an increase to 24er cent in credit card rates -
when' the cost of mo eris''markedly lower than it was
even six months ago` ouId probably be on the agenda.
There's no question, the banks ate vulnerable, and easy
marks for their opponents. Yet it should be remembered
that Canada's banking system is indeed more solid than
that in the United States, and that has been one stable
factor in our unstable economy. If the government ever
got too rough, the repercussions on international money
markets would be felt immediately - you can bank on it.
An honest inquiry could be good for everyone, assuming
that open-minded politicians are prepared to be fair and
objective.
Spring cleaning
By Dave Sykes
DEAR READERS
SHIRLEY. KELLER
I did so want to produce a fun column this
week. I've had so many "heavy" subjects in the
past few weeks, I thought I'd lighten up this time
and offer to my readers some pure enjoyment.
But to tell you the truth, I'm finding it really
difficult to get relaxed with life. Everything
around me is so terribly serious and tense, it's
hard to achieve an easy-going, entertaining
frame of mind.
Trudeau has really gone and done it this time
hasn't he? Promised a plum to a British Colum-
bia architect and now the prime minister's in a
jam? .
Pierre's been sent to the mat, and although
he's rallied with some sharp jabs about govern-
ment privileges and international prestige, it's a
cinch that it will be scored as a technical
knockout in the minds of by far the greatest
number of Canadian voters. Scratch one PET. •
Sunday's award-winning television show 60
' Minutes, though, made Trudeau's political
favour of a $3,000,000 commission to build the
new Canadian Embassy in Washington, look like
a minor indiscretion.
That show made my weekend. It reported that
the United States state department has smuggl-
ed in and trade respectable citizens of as many
as 300 Nazi collaborators and killers in exchange
for information about the Soviet Union.
That's right. The _ alleged barbarians who
buried babies alive and piled people one on top of
each other before shooting them to save bullets,
have been allowed to live in the United States,
enjoy hard-won freedoms and be protected from
identification despite the orders of President
:Timmy Carter to root them out and destroy
them. And poor old Richard Nixon sot it in the
ear again.
And what about Ontario Liberal leader David
Peterson. I know that Dave's new on the job but
really, didn't you expect more of him? I thought
he'd come up with something more imaginative
than The Clark Clang toprotest the latest provin-
cial budget. It. appears Dave has been exposed to
so much Progressive Conservative hype that he
is insisting with Joe Clark that the Canadian peo-
ple approve 'bell ringing as an effective
demonstration of disfavour for government
. budgets.
Speaking of that, what .did you think of the pro-
vincial budget? Bill Davis and the boys thought
of everything except to cut government spen-
ding, and to control theirimpetuous desires to
own jet planes, hunting lodges and ,oil com-
panies.
We're getting . taxed for everything from
goldfish to Mini -pads now. What? You didn't
know these things weren't taxed before? That's
exactly what Frank Miller was hoping. What you
don't. know can't possibly hurt you, can it?
In all fairness to David Peterson; he isn't the
only one who can't come up with an original idea
on his' own. Just this week we learned that
Quebec doctors are copying the Ontario physi-
cians, and walking out of their offices to get what
they want - a 47 percent increase in earnings. Ap-
parently the average doctor in Quebec earns
about $50,000 a year now and thinks something
like $77,000 would be more appropriate for per-
sons of their skills. ,
How can doctors in Quebec live on so much less
than Ontario doctors? There's no sales tax on
goldfish and mini -pads in Quebec.
Where the economy is concerned though, at
least one economist is saying now that if Cana-
dians will be patient a little while longer,
economic recovery is just around the corner.
Of course, it took some strong hinting on the
part of Pierre Elliott Trudeau that the govern-
ment might intervene with some forced
measures to impose restraint, to elicit this
testimony of trust. ,
Now this economist is saying the government's
anti-inflation program is not only correct, it
would be an indication of "bankruptcy of
economic common sense" to do anything else.
Economists are the only people I know who are
professionally trained to believe their own views
and none other. Those who agree With you are
-also economists; those who do not are merely
economic analysts without credentials.
Things are getting worse in the Falkland
Islands where the British and the Argentinians
are risking all out global war over a tiny piece of
frigid real estate and a few sheep.
I'll just tell you how serious it is. Ann Landers
talked about what would happen if such a
military skirmish grew into what she called "a
limited nuclear war".
In her all new, no recycled material, Ann •
claims the subject of nuclear war is so terrifying
to most people, they refuse to admit the possibili-
ty exists. Ann says that if the button is ever push-
ed to start a limited or unlimited nuclear war,
the living would envy the dead.
Erma Bombeck has the right idea. She recom-
mends getting back at everyone by setting your
clock to get up in the morning, and then not pull-
ing the alarm. It doesn't accomplish much on a
world-wide scale, but it makes you feel better in-
side yourself. I'm going to try it.
Government budget takes candy from kids
Dear Editor,
For years people have
been saying that next they'll
be taxing us for paying a
visit to the relief station;
well its finally come about,
with the new tax on toilet
tissue.
The government has even
lowered themselves to tak-
ing candy from kids by rais-
ing the price through taxa-
tion. For those . children
choosing not to eat candy in
order to preserve their teeth,
the treasurer decided to
wipe the "close up" smile'sNs
from their faces by imposing
a tax on toothpaste.
Frank Miller tells us we
can blame the federal
government for it all; this is
a game called "passing the
buck". The problem is the
game has gone on so long
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Job saved?
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that more and more people
are running out of bucks to
pass. It will soon be that the
only way to keep a buck from
the governments will be to
bury it in a tin can in the
backyard.
Anyway, as long as they
keep buying oil companies,
and luxury aircraft to travel
in, I suppose we can expect
them to keep taking candy
from kids etc.
One question that keeps
coming to mind when I gas
up at one of these service
stations is: how come it costs
me so much, when I'm sup-
posed to own the company? 1
guess it could be worse. They
could tax us for the air we
breathe; maybe they are
keeping that one for the next
budget. Of course, politi-
cians would be exempted
from such a tax, due to their
contribution to the air, as the
air they inhale usually
comes out as hot air, which
helps keep us from sliding in-
to another ice age.
Mervyn Hoy,
Goderich.
Dear Editor,
I thought it was policy of
the media to report the truth
and facts of information.
Regarding the article in
last week's paper on the
Work Share Program, let me
explain that an application
had been made through the
Canada Manpower Branch
approximately February 12
of 1982, and by the time it
was processed and passed, a
period of five weeks had
lapsed.
By this time, our work load
had gained considerably and
our staff was back to full
work schedule. There is no
retroactive pay under this
scheme so it was actually no
benefit to our staff. As far as
saving a job ( layoff ), this
was a matter of formality
and not reality as we were
already working only four
days per week.
Evidence of our govern-
ment efficiency.
Yours truly,
Bill Melick,
South End Body
(Goderich r Limited
Editor's , Note: Signal -Star
simply printed a press
release sent by the Depart-
ment of Employment and
Immigration and apologizes
for any misunderstanding
caused. Thank you, Mr.
Melick, for setting the
record straight.