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life and I can literal* quint the moves I've
made onone h and-
ores of the major moves of xray
life was aftcaptiog a Job offer from Signal -
Star Publishing as mythree-year stint in the
journalism prcgram was quickly coming to
an end. anew little of the town of Goderich
but decided to accept the offer.
While I had set a target of remaining erre
the . chilly lly of Lake Huron for about
two years, the end of the year will mark the
completion of rny seventh year in this
organinition and town.
My arrival in Goderich didn't necessitate
a convoy d aiming vans. clothing was toss-
ed carelessly i do the back seat of the '68
green Uhevelle that leaked whenever it rain-
ed and the golf dubs were lovingly placed in
the trunk. I was ready to face life in
Goderich
The apartment suited
my needs adequately until a sweet young
thing propesed rnaniage add I was famed seek larger i t®
Again, the move was a relative breeze con-
Adoring
my were,
limited.
Clothing was tossed into the beck seat of
the car and the golf cube were loviegly
placed in the trunk. By this tirne, , I
bad also acquired a $40 television set that
worked fuse if you talked to it in soothing
t,.
My, make that our, final move was to our
own house and it's -the moat of
junk that accrues in a few short years of
marriage. That jurat is std sitting in the
basement and I suspect it multiplies at night
when I'm
That's ane of the hazards to getting mare
Tied relatives pawn off their junk
on newlyweds because "yoci're jest gig
started." Just getting started. in the junk
Anyway, this drivel is leading to the an-
nouncement
nt another move.
ani ' to theex-
isting
and the etitodal depaitenest is
hi a
In feet, this sedtdous scribe, is in line for
en office of 144 eery own, an tulaWallsive
alcove vdtha'dew ofthe
The move was planned for the weekend el
ilaticember Is but is now delayed aril
Satur-
day. However, In azdicipation of meeting the
December 12 deadline the editorial
meet cleaned up the office that looked like
an miplosion occumed there five years
of I havededuced after the
claming session, are the most avid of junk
collectors. Three of us hauled several large
garbage bags of papers, files and
memorabilia out of the office.
The only disturbing aspect of the move
was that the entire contents of my desk,
refleethig seven years of labor on your
weekly,favecile were neat, crammel into
one baa.
It is a humbling experience when awe's en -
hire career is mducal to a awe pt1e of
trinkets and a few photographs that tucked
neatly into one small box. It 't seem
fair.
to be honest, the tools of my trade are
limited. The box contains numerate files,
reports and detailed studies that just may
come in handy someday for research pur-
poses.
The remainder of the bore contains 8,
relatively useless business cards, scotch
tape, a stapler, ruler, telephone &missy, a
few note booms and some pictures that were
kept for posterity.
Much to the amazement of newsroom
I even removed a few suggestive
pictures from the kinetin board. There was
a tinge of sadness, however, with the
realization that te,healthy ladies will not
move into the new office. Those pictures
were merely kept as a sotw a of inspiration.
Someday there will be another move and
it will be too soon.
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NI MOSS sS CDR Eofr'ORf9tt-OifKS phase pl, . (S19) 9444331
ouncil has a battle
for ,Assaf :Gettyc ` ll tothe candidates
vWardenspm before the election last Tuesday, they
tveretoldthattiMesweretough.
Roth candidates, Novick Township Reeve Harold
RobinsonGoded& ?orrnship lie, Gnat Stirling,
bild. the.to problem facing the coma
Wasthatothglation,
pergola
to
ane and,it.putsawsteainon
girdles inusta'dbler4
y to government *ending. With
price* tlesilicouncilammt take the imbalive
to trim b w may. county has done a
good joid1E in recent years and the increase in the
ectintyrialutaitionhasbeen modest.
. The donned has been trimmed in cel years, with
deputy-rdeputy-remes taken off the niter. The move hasn't
seemed toalterthettlicieneyot'gov tonthatlevel
eredithesaisossavedtthettpapayern- y. ,•
-These days, the word inflation law eveyo ne's lips and
certainly it should be on the mind of governments.
> egardiessofthelevet
While the warden was cautious to mention that he
wasn't sure what could be done about inflation, a decent
effort wound suffice. Cost cutting without chopping
essential services is not an easy task and ultimately
someone does suffer tosonne extent as a result.
But as longas gave -melt is committed to a certain
measure of restraint, it is at least taking a responsible
approach with the money of the taxpayers of the comity.
And restraint does ad mean government is less efficient
dram acempliih as s/loch.
A policy Of restrakg, as advocated by the_warden, is
mere ya commitment tothe public that funds will beused
wisely and items will be- prioritized and phased when
necessary.
Following the sweating -in ceremony, County Judge F.
G. Carter, told council that dines are not astough asthose
experienced Willis smutty daring the depression adding
that council certainly had the capacity to do something
about the preseasituation. .
While the task may feel lice a heavy burden as county
council enters a new year, it can easily be dealt with at
each committee meeting and each general council
meeting. The little things add up. D.S.
Compensation for all
With some orgathation and firm pressure the HUFFY
group may getsomea ctioon front goveurnmeet.
fforneownerra with- Ureas Formaldehyde Foam
Insulation have been pressuring the . government for
compensation for months and finally their pleas have
been heard, in part
The government announced that it will give grants to
thousands of fan across Canada whose homes are
insulated with area formaldehyde foam. But, of course,
there is a cath. The foam must be emitting excessive
amounts of pseud t heoccupantshealthmustbeaffected.
Consumer Affairs Minister Andre Ouellet made the
annodince r lentthisweek buttthedetails of the grants were
not unveiled.
It is estimated that as many as 80,000 homes in Canada
contain the foam insulation but OuelIet estunatted that
only 10 per cent or about 0,000 homes would be eligible
undertheterritsofthegrantsy •
The foam was banned last December and since that
time the govertunent hasbeen conducting tests in affected
homes, The tests indicated that 10 per cent of the test
homes had normal formaldehyde gas levels. There are
other sources of gas in the hone but those with the foam
insulation had higher readings.
For many homeowners, the foam has led to vomitting,
dizziness, coughing, nose bleeds and skin irritation. The
minister told the House that the grant plans will be
available before theCMistmas recess.
While the government is now willing, to offer some
compensation, Oueliet said it was not an, admission of
galt But it was the same government that offered sub-
sidies on the installation of the insulation. If the govern-
ment promoted the use, it should be prepared to honor
claims.
Compensation for people who have developed illness
because of the foam is fine. What happens to those who do
not experience any health problems with the foam? The
government is ignoring them and yet, the value of their
houses has declined rapidly and it is unlikely those hones
can be sold on the market. -
But the government is only taking its responsibility so
far. Homeowners have a right to be angry but it is unlikely
their pleas will lead to justice. D.S.
Buddies
By Cath Wooden
DEA-R'1EADERS.
SHIRLEY KELLER
In a little publication I read entitled Bits And
Pieces, there's always a whole lot of horse sense
Anda few gems of wisdan too.
This month I read a couple ofshortbits that I
want to share with you.
They certainly aran't seasonal. They have
nothing at all to do with Christmas.
But they do have some back-to-back coinmentt
on the the kind of problems that confront each of
us in the business world. And I thought you would
enjoy the stories. - maybe even find some
measure of help in them.
The first is a story about a man who walked
into the New York City rent -control officeand
asked if someone there could tell him the name
of his landlord.
"The man you pay your rent to," said the
clerk.
"Don't pay no rent," said the man. "Found
this , vacant building a few months back and
moved in. Been there ever since."
`Well, what are you worrying about?" asked
the clerk. "You have no complaint"
"ante I do," retorted the than. "The roof leaks
and if somebody don't came and fix it, Pm gonna
move out!"
Stupid you say? Sure enough.
But there's a whole lotof stupid things going on
in this world. And there's a whole lot of stupid
people doing than.
Take this real life example. Business at the
Levi plant is slow and workers fear layoffs are
imn:rent. nevi jeans aren't the thing anymore.
Designer jeans are "in".
Now what would you dein that case? Hope that
designer jeans lost their appeal? Look for
another job? Plan a winter of budget meals and
collecting your unensploynert cheque?
Chances are you wouldn't take the option
chosen by the staff. Their actual decision was to
go on strike.
Reminds me too of the fellow whose father was
a First World War veteran. At (bristrnas time,
the Royal Canadian Legion in the community
where this family lived usually brought a turkey
and a basket of goodies around to the house.
One year, the Legion Christmas basket con-
vener wasa little slower than onual. It was a few
days to Christmas - and the basket still hadn't
arrived. Thesonof the agingvet was furious.
"If they don't soon bring it," he promised
angrily, "Fm going to go out and buy our
Christmrasdkmera
Stupid people. They are, soeanvinced that they
have some God-given right to a home,, a job, a
Commas dinner - you name it - that they fail to
see their demands as unreasonable, wirealistic
and totally unacceptable.
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But thea there's the other side. Thank good-
ness there isalways the other side.
A small boy was sent by his mother to pick a
quart of raspberries. -He didn't want to pick the
berries - anything .but that - bit he made his way
slowly with heavy feet toward the raspberry
patch.
Then a happy thought came to bin. He would
not pick one quart of raspberries; he wouldpick
two quarts! He would surprise his mother.
Strangely the thought changed everything. He
couldn't wait to see the smile on the mother's
face when he showed her the extra quart
The story stopped thee. Obviously the lesson
was taught: if you have a positive attitude about
your work, italways goes better.
But in my opinion, the story should haw
continued on. Mother comes, she is over-joyed at
her son's doubled efforts. She smiles wanly,
gives him a big hug and makes his expectations
of approval come true. Lesson learned.
Ah, but what if Mother coarses along, frowns
and shouts, "You've picked too many green
ones. And look how these berries are squashed
andbraken."
What has the boy teamed now? You're right,
He's learned you do only what you are told, when
you are told. Doing something extra doesn't hold
any rewards. Going the extra mile can be wasted
effort
One of the most touching eulogies I ever heard
delivered was at a funeral recently where the
officiating clergyman said he'd been speaking to
the son of the deceased
"What do you remember most about your
dad?" the pastor asked the son, a full grown
man:
The son related the time when he was 13 and
his ° dad had been sick. It was fall and the
ploughing wasn't done. So the boy hitched up the
team and turned thesod on the field
When he bad finished, his father put his arra
around the boy and said, "You did a fine job. I'm .
plroud of you son. Thanks."
°line son recalled, "My dad didn't see the
crooked furrows or the telltale areas where the
plough had skipped oat of the ground. He only
saw the effort I'd given and he made me feel ten
feet tall when he expressed his approval*
It was Colonel Hadand Sanders who said it
best: "Don't be against things so much as for
things."
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ft's all in your attitude after all. Whether it's a
vacant bulling with a leaky roof - ar an 'extra
quart of raspberries - how you perceive it will
make all the difference in the world. Perhaps
more than you'D ever know.
You realize don't you that there are only
seven (count "em, semen) shopping days left
until Christmas? For those of you who
started buying presents in October and can't
seem to stop, this is a blessing: However,
those of you whose watch tape and wrap-
ping paper are still untouched are probably
beginning to bite your nails in panic. Well,
stop!
I have come to save the day with what
you've all been waiting for - a handy dandy
gift guide for those hard-tabuy-for loved
ones.
More marital disputes are caused by
husbands presenting wives with thoughtless
Christmas gifts. Many is the household on
« bristmas morning with hubby lying un-
conscious on the kitchen floor with the cord
of a toaster or blender or ft -Tel Pattie
Stackerwrapped around his sorry little
neck.
Your wife wants somethibg for herself.
You are getting closer with items such
slinky night st>aff, or `Linda Levelace's
Guide to Relieving Tension' but you must
admit there's an element of selfishness
there.
Now you wives, avoid knitting things for
hubby. If it doesn't turn out, you are sunk.
You don't want him walking around with a
sweater on that goes down to his knees. And
if it does turn out and he doesn't like it, you
will becrusheetl.
Men aren't hard to buy for when you think
about it. If he is the handy dandy type, don't
actually buy hirn building stuff, just get him
a gift certificate and he can get his owm. Gifts
certificates may be the ultimate copout, but
they are easier to wrap than wrench sets - or
beer.
I needn't say anything about what to get
for the teenager in your life, He or she will
no doubt have already supplied you with a
list of records with wierd names. If you feel
embarrassed about going into a record store
and asking for Cheap Twigs or Martha and
her Muffins, fret not You are not alone.
Everyone has a wierd aunt. You can
always be safe with a wierd aunt and buy
her gloves or pretty soap or a needlepoint
kit. Bit the secret of making your wierd
aunt's Christmas happy is to find out why
she is wierd and buy her more of it; i.e.,
Scotch, Vodka, an elephant gun, spandex
body suit, dice .
And what about your mother-in-law? How .
about a three-week paid vacation in Poland?
lust joshing.
If you are buying presents for nieces or
nephews are cousins, it's smart to. get
something to keep the little sackers oc-
cupied on Christmas day. Buy them a you-
assemble -it present and hide one of the
parts. That'll keep 'em busy.
If you are a kid and are wondering what to
get your morn and dad with the $6. et you
have saved up, listen up. It doesn't do any
good to ask them what they want because
they always ask for dumb stuff like, "Just a
hug and a kiss," or "You can do the dishes
for six months." There ain't no way you're
gonna fall for that one, right?
Buy your dad a gas can for the
snowmobile. Now, if you don't have a
snowmobile, buy him a gas can anyway and
he might buy the snowmobile to go with it.
You must use your head.
Buy your mom a Rubies Cube. It'll drive
her crony into the wee small hours of the
night and shell never notice that you are
still up watching television and making
peanut batter and frozen orange juice
sandwiches.
There are certain things nobody of any
age should buy for nobody of any age. Self-
help books such as How to Lose Ugly Fat,
How Not to Burn Food, and •." w..r, elk
Surgery Made Posy, are de!ie =.r:. for
obvious reasons
Wen, that should give you all sawn ideas
or take away any ideas you had for in-
novative Christmas presents, Take heart, if
you blow it this year, there will still be 300
shopping days until neztChrist mas.