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DAVE
SYKES
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While the aging process wages a relen-
tless battle against this correspondent it
strudr with ferocity on the weekend.
In just two short days I suspect the
process was accelerated with a velocity that
added at least 10 years to my youthful ap-
pearance. When I offered that theory to the
life partner (Mrs. Sykes) she suggested her
own age had doubled in the same period.
A number of factors contributed to the
rapidity of the aging process, a few of which
are presented here. Sample the following.
A couple weeks ago, this wretched writer
regaled reader's with the prospect of the
little guy (nine-month old Bradley) having
to wear glasses. We feared the initiation
would be a tempestuous time, trying to
corral the little dynamo, who like all
children is fascinated with life and intent on
getting everything in his line of vision into
his little hands and the vicinity of his mouth.
To put it mildly, son Bradley does not like
his glasses. The glasses arrived Thursday
evening last and while looking at the
miniature version of the sight correctors,
the little lady and I looked at each other,
resigned to the fact the task would begin.
Considering that the wee one was near bed
time we agreed to start the patience -testing
process Friday, a clever ploy an my part
since I would be at work.
Arriving home that evening, allegiance at
the better half confirmed suspicions that her
day had not been filled with treasured
moments. Bradley had relieved mom of her
patience and it was evident the little guy
was not pleased either. There was an air of
mutual dislike.
Apparently, having glasses tied around
his head, did sit well with the youngster and
he advised me of same. Mother's version is
Out Bradley was most uncooperative.
In fact, while mother tied glasses on the
squirmer, the little guy , cried, wailed,
sobbed and generally acted like mother was
torturing him. He obviously doesn't un-
derstand and even tried avoiding morn and
those deadly glasses.
It was a tough day on mom too and the
little guy's wails and sobs turned her to
mush. Mother even resorted to trickery and
deceit, showing Bradley how she puts on her
glasses but he would have no part of it.
The entire weekend was spent racing after
the elusive dynamo and placing the glases
on his nose. He,of course, kepi ripping them
off his head despite the fact mora tied them
with black ribbon.
We achieved some sort of a record
Saturday, when Bradley managed to keep
the glasses on for at least 10 minutes.
Elated, we considered it a sign of progress
and are hopeful he will soon graduate to 15
or 20 minutes maybe even a half hour,
before ripping them off with one hand.
Most of the time he defiantly throws the
expensive on the floor, but has, on occasion,
stuck them in his mouth for further
examination. Also, to date, the little guy
hasn't inherited his dad's ample honker, and
his little nose won't support the glasses.
They keep slipping down and he resembles a
midget professor.
To add to the hectic weekend, he took a
nasty spill from his walker Sunday scaring
the beejeepers out of mom and dad. A quick
check in emergency revealed no permanent
damage bit hehas fat lip for his efforts.
But the little set of glasses and a bruised
face and fat Hp haven't altered his truculent
style.
The little guy
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Cure in prevention
Every year on our highways, thousands of people are in-
jured, maimed or lolled in alcohol related accidents.
WlhIle the province still attempts to crack down on the.
drinking driver, the numbers proclaim the problem each
year.
Ontario's Attorney -General; Roy McMurtry has made
Ittigniits toerack down on the drinldrg driver and said,
r.`ILira frightening to think that statistically one car out of
,ever'eight aiming towards you oil the higiawdyatnight is
driven by someone whose ability is impaired to some ex-
tent."
McMurtry wants to change that. situation and is now
proposing amending legislation to the Highway Traffic
Act giving police the authority to take car keys from
drivers who are found to have more than 50 milligrams of
alcohol in 100 millilitres of blood or a reading of .05 and
higher. Of course now, under the Criminal Code of
Canada drivers are not considered iunpaireduntil their
alcohol level registers .08 on the breathalyzer.
The move is intended to remove potential risks from the
highways and is more preventative than penal in nature.
It makes good sense considering that alcohol is involved in.
half of the fatal accidents. In Canada more than 1,000 peo-
ple die in alcohol related accidents.
Aside from the fatalities, statistics indicate that drink-
ing drivers are involved in a high percentage of ac-
cidents.
The proposed amendments would give police the right
to take keys from drivers who register between .05 and :08
on the portable breathalyzer. The driver's licence would
be suspended for a. period of1Zhouus,
Ideally, McMurtry would like the changes to be in effect
for the Christmas season, when many driveas.are return-
ing from office and house parties after indulging in a few
drinks. Effectively, McMurtry's proposal would remove
the driver on the edge of legal impairment from the roads
and highways.
The amendment isn't likely to be too popular among
motorists but it could be effective as a preventative
measure. The system is used in other provinces and the
only drawback appears to be a willingness among
policemen to simply suspend a driver's licence for the 12 -
hour period rather than lay impaired driving charges.
Regardless, the legislation could go a long way towards
effectively .dealing with the drinking driver problem. It
won't eliminate it by any means, but it may make drivers
think twice before taking to the road. D.S.
There's another way
Some farmers in the Grey and Bruce County region of
the province have taken to militancy to illustrate the point
that farmers are being unfairdy victimized by economics.
Press reports and pictures have sufficiently offered
evidence to the fact that some are bearing arms and ready
to defend against foreclosures, their identity concealed
behind dark balaclavas.
And their protestation has spread to the Legislature
where a farmer was wrestled to the floor and handcuffed
after yelling obscenities from the gallery during a debate
on assistance to farmers. Another farmer offered obscene
gestures to Agriculture Minister Lorne Henderson.
Certainly, it is not the first obscene gesture to emanate
from the Legislature, but it may be the first directed
towards a politician.
It is difficult to speculate on whether the militant group
is using the ploy simply to draw attention to the plight of
the farmer, or have they been driven to this frustrating
route by interest rates and unsympathetic politicians.
Surely no one will dispute the fact that farmers are hate
Mg a difficult time with interest rates and return and on
products. Others, homeowners and businessmen, are in
the same position as well.
If the situation is that desperate, that men are driven to
form vigilante groups to protect their property and life's
work, the government should offer some relief or
remedial measures. Admittedly, the majority of the farm-
ing community does not condone the gun -toting antics of
the minority, believing the message can be delivered. in
less threatening ways.
The. message is now clear enough and while govern-
ments appease the militant groups with promises of
review and.some sort df action, concrete evidence of those
promises is lacking.
The times are a little tougher than Canadians have
known for many years and again, it is difficult to
speculate on whether Canadians are simply prone to whin-
ing rather than doing something about the situation. D.S.
DEAR READERS
SHIRLEY KELLER
I absolutely loved it. At last, someone in the
field of journalism in this country has taken the
side of Prime Minister Pierre Elliott Trudeau.
It was David Crane, Economics Editor of The
Toronto Star. The date of his column was
December 6, 1981. And as far as I'm concerned, it
was a classic example of telling it like it is. For
once.
Crane was talking about the way in which
Trudeau's critics bad-mouth everything the PM
says and does.
Specifically, Crane was zeroing in on
Trudeau's recent speech in Vancouver. You
remember. It was the one after which Trudeau
was "roundly chastized because he had the ef-
frontery to ask the well-heeled of that city to
spend less time complaining and more time
thinking about the great opportunities and
potential facing Canada".
Crane hit it right on the head. Crane claims the
reason people rail against Trudeau is because
"he says things we don't want to hear or asks
about issues we really don't want to think
about".
In Vancouver, Trudeau stated that Canadians
are not concerned enough about their country.
"Everyone reaches that stage when they have
to ask, where do they go from here," Trudeau
said, "and the same thing applies to the country.
We have to ask Ourselves, 'Where are we going'
Is it too big for us? Can we handle it? Can we hold
it together? And what do we want to do with it?
And are we prepared to fight for it even if it
means confrontation and unpopularity and poor
receptions that you have?"
Crane says it as well as anyone could, so I'll
quote him directly.
"What's overlooked is that in spite of all our
problems Canada is a rich and well-placed coun-
try;" writes Crane. "We have good health and
good education, modern industries, safe cities,
clean and abundant water, no danger of running
out of food, great resource wealth . and firmly
established democratic institutions."
"But we often don't appreciate them or think
about how to better use them - for our own
benefit and the world's benefit," Crane went on.
"Instead we seem to get caught up in petty and
vindictive issues."
Crane cites the city of Calgary, for instance,
that wants to buy new streetcars from West Ger-
many and won't let Canadian companies bid on
the contract.
He talks about the provincial premiers who
would "turn their provinces into independent
fiefdoms".
He points out how Opposition Leader Joe Clark
is stalking the country "calling the latest budget
dishonest and a tissue of lies, dragging debate
over important issues down to the gutter of par-
tisan insults instead of offering alternative
ideas".
And Crane adds, "Even people who should.
have known a lot better dismissed the effort to
devise a new constitution as irrelevant or simply
an ego -building exercise by Trudeau."
bean went on to complain that the Canadian
Manufacturers' Association is concerned that
major changes in the United States corporate tax
laws may create competitive problems for Cana-
dian manufacturers.
"But instead of funding a major study on the
subject, which the association could easily af-
ford," Crane asserts, "it has spent months trying
to get the taxpayer to finance the study by hav-
ing the finance,department do it."
"In Japan, West Germa by or the United
States, the industry would put up its own money
and hire the best brains available to do it," says
Crane.
Dalton Camp has been reading Peter
Newman's new book about Canada's
millionaires, says Crane. And Camp finds, "It is
hard to find anywhere in Newman's book, any
expression of affection for Canada, or any
gratitude or appreciation for the country in
which so much has been so swiftly made for so
few."
"One is compelled to ask oneself what they
want," wrote Dalton Camp. "The simple answer
is they want their own way."
Camp continues: "While literally millions of
Canadians are living in dread and feeling the
pains of inflation and concurrent ills, the loudest
cries of injury and outrage are heard from the
exceedingly rick"
"What is new about the Canadian establish-
ment," writes Camp, "is that with rare excep-
tion, it is no longer as committed to Canada as it
used to be."
And Crane sums it all up this way: "There is
something wrong in this country about the way
so many people have opted out of working to
make this a better country. There is a whining
selfishness or greed in much of debate that does
take place."
"Canada is a great country with a great poten-
tial," concludes Crane. "But it will always be
less than it should be until more Canadians start
worrying about its future and start thinking
about their country as well as themselves."
Right on David. Thanks for saying it so elo-
quently.
There is dissension in my household. I am
the dissenter, my dear sweet sister Sue is
the dissentee.
My older sibling and I are not exactly two
peas of a like pod when it comes to the
Christmas season. She., being somewhat
hyper in nature, has a tendency to overdo
the month-long anticipatory scurrying
about. I, being somewhat humbuggish in
nature, am tryin g to resist the urge to do
violence to her person.
ft isn't easy. Do you have any idea what it
is like to wake up Sunday morning hearing
Elvis Presley Sings Christmas Carols? I
asked her nicely if she could put on
something else, and I got Andy Gibb and
Victoria Principal singing Sleigh Bells Ring.
1 groped my way into the living morn and
found the stereo. It needs a new needle now
but Susan is not easily discouraged. She
simply finds a mirzak radio station and
wanders around stretching her exelsus deos
tothelimit.
_... "Tyre, taste this!' sine ielenen whilst
jamming a fermenting piece of Christmas
cake in my hungover mouth one morning.
"Last year, I ate three cakes all myself! Did
I ever get hosed ! "
Everyday, Susan reverently opens
another little window on her Advent
Calendar. "O000h, look! It's either a bunny
rabbit with a bushy tan or a squirrel withtbig
ears! Or maybe it's one of Santa's elves."
She gets extremely annoyed when I
maliciously open a little window for a day
that hasn't come yet.
The decorations are getting to be a bit
much to tolerate. I didn't know that when
she moved back from several years out
west, all her steamer trunks contained
Christmas decorations. It boggles the mind.
On all available table space there are
Christmas candles, ceramic Santas, and
ceramic Christmas trees. Everything is in
red and green. She has a pop-up Twas the
Night Before Christams storybook on
prominent display.
Ob- wells I- guess- home i where -yea hang
your plastic nativity scene.
I carne home one day to find that she had
seperated all of the windowe into little panes
with black tape and sprayed artificial snow
in the corners of them "That's very
creative of you," I managed to squeeze out
before closeting myself in my room.
Territorial bounderies do not concern my
sister. In she bounded bearing her can of
snow spray and roll of black tape. "But I
haven't doneyour window yet! Aww, come
on, lemmedoyour window!" she conjoled.
I tried to cover the window with my body.
"No. You will not touch my window! This is
my window and you will not decorate it.
Shoo!"
"1 know...you've got Christmas presents
hidden in here, doncha? Where are they?
Whatja get me?" There is absolutely
nothing that can dampen that girl's en-
thusiasm, not even her lemon -sucking
sister.
While I shuffle about hoping it won't snow,
sem' at the kIte1Or tale and merrily
carves snowflakes out of typing paper with
the nail scissors.
While she punches out shortbread cookies
with cookie cutters the shape of Santas, I
munnble that shortbread cookies are too
darned fattening.
I am not a scrooge, I tell her. It's just that
. I can't keep up all this Christmasy stuff, and
still be fresh for when the day finally comes.
My Christmas 'season' starts December 23
and lasts clear through the 26th. That's
plenty for me.
The only thing she has remained
reasonable about so far is the tree. We
haven't got one yet. If she manages to leave
it uncut until at least the weekend after next,
Ill forgive her of all her excess
But it's hard to trust someone who bought
Cable TV for the sole purpose of watching
Johnny Cash's Christmas in Scotland.
But then, it's not easy to resist her either.
She just might be able to squeeze a Ho Ho Ho
oilvfn eyet_
CATH
WOODEN