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DAVE
SYKES
1 don't often take exception to explicitly
vague generalties, bt>t in this case I must
fight back.
And the fight is warranted in light of
recent slights heaped upon the brethren of
the press, those diligent journalists who
pound out newsy bits for readers each day.
While our sole purpose in life was to keep
avid readers abreast of world affairs,
triumphs and injustices, designers claim
our taste in clothing leaves much to be
desired. In fact, a fashion author, has
lumped the beleauguered journalist at the
top of the worst dressed list along with Wall
Street Brokers and used car salesmen.
To be fank, I was devastated by the
promulgation.
Charles Hix, a men's fashion author,
added to his list of best andworst dressed by
ranking professions in the same manner for
the first time. The man is even a former
syndicated columnist with vague ties to the
profession.
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Regardless, this fashion fiend has much
maligned the journalistic profession,
placing us at the top of his worst dressed list
becasue "I've never know any .other group
of men who take such absolute pleasure in
appearing unkempt."
Pleasure is in the eye of the beholder my
friend. But Hix didn't stop until he added
that it was difficult to have confidence in a
man who looks as if he can barely tie his
shoe laces. He suggested that such a man
could not have the savvy to report on
matters of crucial importance.
Now I realize that an attempt to defend
the profession would only make it more
suspect. If you have to defegnd yourself, then
there is a glimmer cif truth in the
'allegations.
I can state, unequivocally, and in broad,
general terms, that most reporters shun
sneakers with laces. We could tie our shoe
laces, although Hix would argue that noint,
if we chose to wear them. It is most difficult
to find a good pair of laces for sneakers
these days.
The verbal attack on the dress code of the
journalist was both unsolicited and un-
warranted. Pleasures are had to come by in
a world saturated with ulcers prompted by
rising costs and runaway interest rates.
If a man can resurrect a measure of
pleasure by appearing unkempt, then the
world should not pass judgement on his
manner of dress. Some slobs, are well ad-
justed individuals.
That is not to suggest, however, . that
reporters are slobs. Nor, are most, or any of
them, er us, well adjusted individuals.
As for our unkempt appearance,well there
are numerous explanations but let me
assure you, that shabby exterior is not
planned.
Did Hix consider, for instance, that it is
most difficult for reporters to keep the press
in the pants after a lenghty afternoon snooze
in the darkroom? I would suggest he
overlooked that point.
Why even as reporters catch a few
deserved winks at the press table during a
gruelling session of council, it is impossible
to keep those tell-tale wrinkles from forming
in thecrotchof even the best dress pants.
To a journalist, Pierre Cardin is a left
winger for the Montreal Canadiens and
designer jeans carry the signature K -Mart
and Zellers. That is not to put down
comrades of the deadline, but the evidence
indicates our clothing sense has been bat-
tered and beaten.
But it hurts when our weak points are so
openly exposed in the press no less.
Even cowboys are reportedly better
dressed than journalists. But if I brought a
horse to work, the publisher wouldn't see the
humor in it.
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mall business is big
term small business is one that is bantered around
great regularity in many news items.
7Postal Strikes, high interest rates and postal rate in -
leases are always directly linked to small business in
rahada in a negative way. Increased costs as a result of
ere"st rates or postal increases are invariably touted as
imaging to small business and ostensibly, that's true.
Such conditions affect all business and sectors of the
quite often it's the ],Eder guy itt small
;r0ce ass the country that feels the c"inmch. Small
W
is bath a. collective and qualitative term, in
reference o the small and medium size enterprises in
°w„
nam•
"1iii ,effect, small business in Canada is not so small and
aheJmpact.of samlLbusiness-on-the nation -is substantial.
henumbers speak for themselves.
Statistics from 1979 reveal that Canada had 443,000
business proprietorships, businessmen operating as in-
dependents, and there was an additional 307,000 incor-
porated small businesses with less than $2 million in sales.
But the term small business also incorporates the self -
?;employed which adds 89,000 self employed professionals
such as doctors, lawyers and accountants, 246,000 far-
. niers, 27,000 fishermen, 32;000 salesmen and 13,000 self
employed entertainers to the list. That would boost the
Lsalf-employed total to 1.2 million firms.
Naturally, about one quarter of these businesses or
225,000, are small operations with annual sales of less than
$10,000. Still, the impact of small business on the economy
is evident.
That impact is evidenced by the fact that 93 per cent of
the total number of businesses in the country have fewer
than 26 employees but were responsible for more than 30
per cent of the country's employment. Firms that em
played between 26 and -250 people provided another 30 pe ;.
centofthe total employment.
At a thne when. many large companies are forced to
reduce the labor force,, it is thesmall businessman who ex-
pands
xpands and adds to the work force. If proof is in the
numbers, then 60 percent of Canadians are employed in
ssmalbusiness.
In any community, regardless of the size or diversity of
industry and commerce, small business is the backbone.
Considering that the majority of the work force is
employed in small business; the government should take
steps to ensure that the small businessman gets an even
break. Cocessions are just as important to the small
investor , as he multi -nationals and perhaps it is more
vital to the nadian economy to inject some new life into
small business.
Our economy could depend on it. D.S.
;:inflated:salaries too
Polls have revealed that most Canadians do not place
Prime importance on their incomes which would serve to
.indicate that money does not lend itself to happiness.
Those same polls claimed that Canadians are much
more concerned about family, friends, a happy marriage
and stable relationship with mates and children. Money
and security appears down the list a ways.
While there may be more to life in these inflated and
unsettled times, it is interesting to take a look at what
' some Canadians earn. Recently Revenue Canada
released statistics on what people earned, based on tax
returns, and the results are somewhat astounding.
Two years ago, doctors led the salary parade with
averages of $57,500 per year while dentists at $51,800 and
lawyers at $44,600 were' a poor second and third:
But the stats did reveal that government employees and
thoseoworking for publicly -funded institutions ranked
highly among occupational categories. In 1979, the nations
teachers and professors were averageing $21,988 while
federal government bureaucrats earned $17,587 and
provincial employees $16,547.
Even our armed forces personnel averaged almost
$17,000. Employees in the private business sector earned
$13,691 while fishermen and farmers were close to the
$12,500 range.
There were many categories in between, but the figures
from Revenue Canada at least serve to indicate the power
of the right to strike and the benefits attached. Govern-
ment employees with strike powers earn attractive wage
and benefit packages.
Others in the private sector are less fortunate on both
counts and average,salaries reflect that. Many unionized
employees have taken to the picket line to improve wages
and benefits, but as far as bosses go, the government is
among the mostgenerous of employers.
Perhaps, too generous. D.S.
Photo by Cath Wooden
DEAR •READERS
SHIRLEY KELLER
There's absolutely;nothing like a three-week
vacation out of the country to get your mind off
the problems at home.
And in " Europe, . Canada may as well be on
another planet for all the news you get about it.
Whenever we could, we bought the Herald Times
Which is an American newspaper published in
England, but about all we found out about
Canada was that the Montreal Expos were
beaten out by the Dodgers.
So, when your country's problems are out of
sight and out of mind, you can spend all your
energies enjoying your holidays. And that's what
we did.
We had eight glorious days in Austria, Swit-
zerland and Germany. The rest of the time was
spent in The Netherlands.
I would be happy to give you detailed account
of our wanderings, but I won't bore you. I did the
same things all tourist's do. You've heard it a
dozen times.
But some things really caught my attention.
One of these was the exceptional quality of food,
clothing and furniture in Europe. To me, it
seemed just a little better than here.
In so many places; I saw fabrics and fur-
nishings that were so,beautiful they are difficult
to describe. Such workmanship. Such colors.
Such utility.
And the food. At least much of it. Breads,
cookies and cakes which tasted of real butter and
cream, and a multitude of meats that were so
fresh and delicately spiced you didn't know
which to choose.
And such cheese you've never eaten in all your
life. Talk about Canadian cheddar. It hasn't got a
patch of Holland's cheese from Gouda and
Edam.
And the diningrooms and restaurants, even the
smallest coffee shops and diners, served up
fantastic meals and goodies , in sparkling
surroundings with grace and style. Always
tablecloths. And often linen napkins and fresh
flowers. ,And wonders of wonders, antiseptic
washrooms with little extras like free perfume
and hand lotions.
And I loved the transportation system. It is so
superior to ours that there is no basis at all for
comparison.
We were travelling by rail, and let me tell you
folks, there's no otherway to go. Solid comfort
and no limit to the places you can go anytime of
the day or night. Simply incredible.
Something else impressed me. I know that
English is a universal language of sorts, but I
was astounded at the numbers of ordinary people
who actually were able to converse fairly well in
my own language. I was pleased. And honored.
But some things were like home. Such as the
ugly, insulting graffiti- often in English!'
And some things were less appealling than in
Canada. Like wall to wall people, cars, bikes and
motorcycles everywhere you went. And the
aggressive drivers who nearly sent me wild with
their impatient honking and their penchant for
speed.
I had a brief chat with an Englishman who is
with the British Ministry of National Defense in
The Hague. He's been in Holland for three years
and has one more year to go.
He likes Holland, especially because of its
proximity to the rest of Europe. He's seeing the
country at his leisure and enjoying it very much.
He commented he believes the aggressive
drivers are a result of the crowded conditions
everywhere in Europe. He claims each man,
woman and child is fighting for his or her place
every minute of the day and night - and it makes
for aggressive behaviour.
One young woman I met who had visited
Canada said she loved my country because,
"Even in Canada's biggest cities, I can walk in a
straight line. Here I'm always dodging people
and cars."
And it's so true.
Because of the over -crowding, land costs are
almost unbelievable. In Holland, a modest semi-
detached home will cost the equivalent of 150,000
Canadian dollars. A single family dwelling is
virtually unattainable at twice that amount.
No, 1 don't want to live in Europe but I cer-
tainly would like to adapt some of the more
gracious aspects of European living in this part
of the world.
Oh yes, as a final comment I must say I'm
puzzled about the plumbing in Europe. The toilet
paper there is the quality of our roughest,
toughest paper towelling. If we put that sub-
stance in our toilets on a regular basis, the
plumbing.would be plugged in a few days.
But in Europe there seems to be no problem. I
think it would be worth the while of Canadian
plumbers to discover the secret. It would un-
doubtedly
ndoubtedly save hours of troublesome `snaking'
for somebody.
If 1 knew then what I know now—Hind-
sight is one of the worst of human curses.
Mind you, it is probably a healthy thing to go
back in time and make a list of the things
one knew then and the things one knows
now.
(One knows one is in trouble if the now list
comes out a whole lot shorter than the then
list )
I got to thinking about this after last
Saturday. That was the day I went to Exeter
to cover the senior Vikings and South Huron
Panthers battling it out on the football field.
When one is standing in the cold with a
camera glued to one's face, it is a good idea
to let emotions enter the situation (not to
mention money) in order to maintain in-
terest.
I wasn't sure who to cheer for, since I
attended South Huron for a couple of years
way back in the early. seventies. Going back
there and standing on the edge of the foot-
ball field brought back a lot of memories.
What 1 remembered was that 1 was pretty
dopey when I was in Grade 9 and 10.1 saw an
old teacher hanging around watching the
game and I ached to shout out, "Hey, I'm
not dopey anymore!"
I saw my old physed teacher and I wanted
to tell her that 1 can run a mile three
minutes faster than I could in high school. (I
never wanted to exert myself in physed
because that meant being hot and sweaty for
the next class.)
I was an honor student in Grade 9 and 10
but I didn't know very much. For example, I
thought that I was supposed to know what 1
wanted to be when I grew up.
What I didn't know was that nobody ever
knows what they want to be when they grow
up - because nobody is ever sure when they
are grown up. I always thought that some
morning I would wake up and say, "Now I
am grownup."
Shows how much I knew. But then, 1 also
thought that you could mix red colors and
white colors in the wa shying machine.
Back then, I thought that the true measure
of popularity had to do with how many
people wanted to know your locker com-
bination. Now I know that the only reason
people wanted the combination to my locker
was so that they could stack it later.
I used to derive incredible happiness out
of banging a tennis ball against the outside
brick wall of the gymnasium, until other
kids came along with the newest in
aluminum tennis rackets and green balls
which meant mine wasn't good enough
anymore.
That led me to believe that incredible
happiness had something to do with having a
lot of -money to buy the tools to build In-
credible happiness. What I know now is that
the best tools are the ones that make me feel
good, even if they aren't aluminum.
I'm ashamed to say it, but I vaguely
remember being in love with Bobby Orr, or
was it Donny Osmond, when I was in Grade
9. I know now that I was in love with him
because I was too afraid to be in love with
the guy behind me in English class whose
voice had changed.
I have added a lot to my list of what I know
now when I think about it. The last ten years
were not wasted. I know which kind of
shampoo is best for my hair. I know why I
bite my nails and smoke, even though I don't
stop it. And I know that I still hate turnips
and olives.
However, there are still many ,things I
don't know now that I didn't know then. Like
why there are always odd socks in the
drawer, like host/ many Ethiopians it takes
to screw in a light bulb, like why there is
politics and departments of immigration
and things, and where seagulls go in the
winter.
But then, it is a good idea not to make my
list too long. After all, I want the chance to
say, "If I knew then what I knew now..."
when I'm 73.
CATH
WOODEN