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Gosh darn, gang, but ithas been hot.
Not just hot. I am talking searing heat,
extreme humidity, stick to your underwear
hot. And that can lead to great discomfort.
Temperatures have been consistently in
the 90s, which would make for comfortable
holiday weather, but coupled with high
humidity it has created serious wilting
problems for this slender scribe. Like the
brown grass, I am becoming dry and brittle
in theheat. -
But such weather is certainly tolerable if
one is fortunate enough• to leave an air-
conditioned ho`.use, hop into an air-
conditioned car, work in an air-conditioned
office for eight hours, go home and swim in
the backyard pool and retire again to the
cool house. Some people live in , a tem-
perature controlled world.
But few are that fortunate. Take the plight
of this agent for example. My house is hot,
my car is sticky but I am able to seek solace
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MIPs sweeten stipend
It is difficult to speculate on the thoughts of elected
officials and representatives as they hassle With each
other over pay raises.
Councils, boards and government have the right to
Make such weighty decisions and for the most part, the
*lie is trusting in their judgement and rationale.
Hopefully, elected officials do battle withtteir conscience
before reaching a decision on pay raises. •
Our country's MPS waged such a battle this week and
apparently conscience lost as average increases were in
theneighbourhood of 31 percent. •
The figure is somewhat misleading in that . the last
substantial .raise for •the members was in 1975. The
following year, 1976, their pay was frozen and since then
raises have been held to a maximum of seven per cent.
A special task force report on salaries indicated the
MPs should be in line for much larger numbers but the
legislators settled for the 30 per cent. The average MP will
now earn $40,200 a year, plus $14,000 in a tax-free expense
allowance.
In view of the fact that Government raises (seven per
cent) over the past four years have fallen behind inflation,
an increase was deserved. But it is a bit ironic that the
same people who battle against wages, prices, inflation
and high interest rates, would sting the public with such
steep increases.
Admittedly the Members of Parliament are faced with
upkeep of two residences, incessant travel and often long
hours of work. But when the present House convened 18
months ago, it would be safe to suggest that represen-
tatives knew what they were getting into. Otherwise few
would seek re-election or stand for office in the first place.
Perhaps the Canadian public could live with the general
salary increase but members were also quite generous
with pensions and severance pay. MPs can now claim a
pension after six years service and after 15 years, a full
pension amounting to 75 per cent of salary, is collected.
If a member leaves the House of Commons with less
than six years service, he is now entitled to severance pay
amounting to 50 per cent of his or her annual salary, which
would give an ordinary MP $20,000. Naturally, Cabinet
ministers would recieve larger pension and severance pay
benefits. ..
MPs would surely argue that many people could not put
up with the many hassles that go along with the job and
that without perks and fringe benefits, it would be
decidedly difficult to find worthy people to run for office.
Somehow, they managed to getalong with sevenper-
cent increases in the late '70s. While there was some
catching up to do, considering the inflation rate, they took
liberties with taxpayers by sweetening the severance and
pension pot. D.S. 441
Seatbelt use common sense
Seatbelt legislation was introduced to this province in
1976 and since that time, statistics have proved, less
people arekilled and injured on the highways.
The law was enforced with some degree of rigidity, but,
according to Solicitor General Roy McMurtry, en-
forcement of the seat belt legislation has been reduced
significantly in recent years. Statistics indicate that 79 per
cent of Ontario drivers wore seat belts in 1976 but that
number has been reduced to a mere 55 per cent as of June.
Subsequent to a one -day meeting with McMurtry, police
forces across the province have been urged to step up
enforcement of the seat belt legislation. Drivers in the
Goderich area who don't take the time to buckle up may
well face the consequence of a fine.
Use of a seat belt will not prevent an accident on the
highway or town streets, but it could prevent a serious
injury or death. If police crack down and seriously enforce
the legislation, it just may get people into the habit of
wearing seat belts regularly.
In a story .m last week's Signal -Star, Sergeant Jerry
Hilgendorf of the Goderich Police Force also urged
motorists to restrain small chidren in some manner while
driving. The seat belt legislation introduced five years ago
does not cover children under five years of age and
weighing less than 50 pounds.
It only makes good sense to restrain children in some
manner while driving. During the summer months most
people do a lot more driving and the highways are jam-
med, with holiday traffic. People take advantage of the
summer weather and are generally more mobile.
In the case of a sudden stop or at impact,small children
can be needlessly and helplessly hurled about the car. But
that situation can be rectifiedif some restraining
measures become common practice for all drivers.
Goderich police will be enforcing the seat belt
legislation but it is the type of safety precaution that
shouldn't require provincial legislation. It only makes
good sense.
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from the humidity in an air-conditioned
office. Small consolation in the exciting
world of a journalist.
But that too. creates problems. To escape
the heat, I have the option of staying in the
office all day and trying to appear busy for
eight hours is no small chore around here.
Journalism has its tough moments like any
other profession
I don't often complain about .warm
weather, although it does take its sweet time
in getting around to this part of the country. .
It does, however, reinforce the fact that idle
winter dreams can come true.
Many people restrict their activity to suit
the season but all restrictions are lifted in
summer in favor of a free and easy lifestyle:
Everyone looks forward to summer to
indulge in their favoritlpast time but there
are some negative aspects to the hot, humid,
muggy and sticky weather.
For instance;
The heat causes ice cream cones and
popsicles to melt faster than they can`be
consumed resulting in tell-tale stains on the
crotch of my best pants.
Young ladies in brief outfits (which isn't
an unsavory hazard) become the leading
cause of traffic accidents, severe eye strain
and unusual neck disorders among the male
populace.
'The toilet sweats uncontrollably.
Muggy weather lends itself to the con-
sumption of comforting and refreshing
beverages which can lead to severed limbs
and multiple fractures at home.
If you have the good fortune to attend any
weddings or dances during the, summer, the
humidity adds new meaning to a close en`-
counter on the dance floor.
High humidit y turns the family wagon into
a mobile sauna, and people with vinyl seats
have to lean to pry their flesh from the
seats rather carefully. -
The heat has been known to cause people
to drain several drinks before the ice cubes
melt in an effort to reduce costs.
People who seek refuge from the heat by
sleeping on the lawn, porch or hood of the
car run a greater risk of waking up with dew
on their bodies.
The heat has been known to play tricks on
people's minds and caused normally sane
adults to set up a sprinkler system in the
Office -on unbearable days.
On extremely humid afternoons; it is
rumored that people • have been seen
squatting in bird baths and 'smiling with
delight.
Hot, muggy, lazy summer days only
appear when the other guys in the office are
on holidays and summer rains are restricted
to your vacation period.
Summer is a great time but as indicated
by the above evidence, there are certain
drawbacks to hot days.
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Coolifi' off
By Dave Sykes
DEAR REA
BY SHIRLEY J. KELLER
I'm writing this colipnn beforeit is known how
the postal strike will be settled. But it really
doesn't matter, because I have some very definite
views on at least one part of the postal workers'
demands, which will hold no matter howthe
walkout is ended or when.
And I am of the opinion that by far the majority
of Canadians agree with me that to grant full pay.
to pregnant women who must be off work to give
birth to their .children, is an expensive, un-
necessary request at this time.
Many readers will have read by now the story in
a recent edition of The i,ondon Free Press about.
Tina Challis, 21, who is a coder at the London post
office for just slightly longer than one year. Tina
was eight months pregnant when the•article was
written.
Tina apparently earns about $250 per week at
the post office - or $500 every two weeks. When her.
unemployment benefits begin during her
maternity leave, 'she expects to recieve about $300
every two weeks - or $150 per week. •
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Tina doesn't think thepregnancy benefits are
the riiajor issue in the postal strike, but she doesn't
see what the big fuss is about granting the
pregnancy clause.
She believes that since it isrestiniated the postal
strike costs the governnient $6•nliIlion, per day, the
$837,746 it isestimated it would cost each•year to
initiate 17 weeks of fully paid Maternity leave for
the handful of postal workers who would qualify
for it; isjust peanuts.
Probably Tina wouldn't have resorted to a strike
to get this clause in the postal contract, had she
been left to her own devices.
She probably feels luckier than most women
already because ' she is eligible for 26 -week
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Maternity leave, about a month longerthan most
companies in both the public and private sector
grant.
And while Tina admits the family finances will
-be tight" while she is off work, she has a husband
to help take care of her and their five-year-old
daughter.
Maybe the most disturbing news for Tina right
now is that if thestrike drags on, she won't recieve
any unemployment. benefits according to
Unemployment Insurance Commission
regulations.
From Tina's personal vantage point, the postal
demands are fair. But Tina may be afflicted with
the same ailment that afflicts far, too many
Canadians today. That's the selfish inability to see
how personal demands •on the government -and
private industry compound to make economic
misery and longterm hardships maybe even ruin
- for son iebodyelse. •
Tina wouldn't • want to accept the blame for
inflation in Canada which is crippling hundreds of
thousands of individuals just like her. Shemaybe
wouldn't even recognize that she is contributing to
her own financial problems.
Tina is probably like millions of others the
dominion over' who rail. against Pierre, Elliott
Trudeau and his government because op-
portunities are diminishing and the prognosis for
the future is frightening and dismal. •
If Tina and her family will be in serious financial
difficulty now because she must go on maternity
leave, she should ask herself some embarassing
questions. In fact, it wouldn't hurt any one of us to
ask ourselves these questions.
Have we over-extended our finances? If so, can
we really ask others to bail us out? If they do bail
us out; are we ready to learn from . our past
mistakes and reduce our lifestyle expectations?
And what about next year? Will, we need to make
sirililar demands again next year as the national
situation worsens? 6.
Where can we make cuts in our househol
budget? How can. we pare our financial needs.
What.. can 1 do to help. myself, my family -and
ultimately'iny country?
is it tip to me?. Is there any point in being a
martyr' Should it begin with me? Why? Why not?
If 1 don't, who wilt.' If f do, will others follow.suit?
What will rely demands mean to my neighbor.?
Will it mean an increase in price of postage? How
much:' Will it mean increased costs for him in
other ways too? How much'.'' Do I care what it
means to hits?
And what will it mean to me' 1t1i11 I really have
extra money? Will other government employees
expect similar agreements? Whatp�will that cost
me? Will private, industry and coulilierce be ex-
pected to grant similar agreements? What will
that cost me?
How much more am I willing to do to earn these
benefits if they are granted'. Would I willingly see
postal staff cut? What if my job was the one cut? •
Would I like to see services reduced? How would
that benefit me and my country? Do I care?
Just how well am I being paid for the work I do?
Is it possible I am well pant in relation to other
• people whp work? How much did I invest in my
education? What kind of risks am I taking? How
much responsibility do 1 accept! Whoeise could de'
my job? Does a nyone else want my job, even at the
salary I'm presently taking home?
What other job would I rather have? Do I have
the qualifications to get that job? Could I get that
job?
Are. my demands unrealistic and unfair in the
face of today's economy? Do I rare?
The following column was written by
Joanne Buchanan for the vacationing Cath
Wooden. Cath will return next week.
Ahhh...it's the good old summer time.
Well, good for some people maybe but not
for this reporter. There's no rolling out those
lazy, hazy days of summer for me, I'll never
retire to Florida.
You see, I am one of a rare breed who
detests summer.
By now you're thinking I'm a real weirdo,
right? But it's just that my body won't ad-
just to the summer sun.
I am one of those poor unfortunate red-
headed, freckle -faced white persons who
simply does not tan. After years of the
painful burn -and -peel process, I have given
up trying to achieve the Coppertone tans you
see them flashing on the t.v. commercials
and I delight in telling my friends with the
beautiful Coppertone flesh that by exposing
themselves to so much sun, they will surely
develop skin cancer and premature
wrinkles.
While everybody else peels down to
shorts, halter tops and cool sundresses in
summer, I try to hide my whiteness under
long pants and sleeves.
My legs are so white that they glow in the
dark. I'd be laughed right out of town if
anyone saw my legs in shorts: And I'll never
get any color on my legs if I don't wear
shorts, so it's a vicious circle.
Summer sun also causes me to sweat like
crazy. I thank heaven that I work in an air-
conditioned office all day. When I go out in
that heat, my clothes become soaked with
perspiration and my hair, starts dripping.
The least bit of ,. physical exertion—even
breathing—causes me to sweat buckets.
Very unlady-like, I'm sure.
I've heard that there are/certain people on
this earth whose pores never open up and
sweat. It is my dream to become one of
those people. •
Sweating attracts mosquitos and you can
imagine how many bites I have. Between
sweating and scratching while lying in bed
at night, you can also imagine how much
sleep I get.
One summer I went to Girl Guide camp.
When I got home, my mother counted the
mosquito bites on my legs—there were over
60, 30 -some on each, and a bath in baking
soda,and cool water was the only thing that
relieved the itch. It was like having chicken
pox all over again.
If ten people were standing in a field, I'd
be the one that all the mosquitos would be
swarming around. I could put the makers of
OFF to shame.
I joined a ladies' slow pitch team for
exercise this year but all I do is stand in
right field and swat at mosquitos. If a ball
ever came my way, I'd be too busy swatting
to do anything about it That's probably why
they put me in right field.
By now you're probably saying, 'Why
doesn't she just jump in some water and cool
off?'
Well, I also have an' aversion to water. I
can dog -paddle like crazy but I can't swim.
People think it's a big joke when you can't
swim. They like to throw 'you in the pool
while you wriggle and scream. They also
like to grab you and hold your head under'
'water and watch you come up spitting and'
coughing.
I have a healthy respect for water since
being rescued by a life guard at a pool in
London while going down for the third time.
Besides, swimming necessitates putting
on a bathing suit and then my whiteness
really hangs out! ,
It's not that I'm longing for winter, mind
you. That means being cold, getting your
car stuck ih :snow drifts, having a frozen
battery, becoming storm stayed...
, I guess there's only a few short fleeting.
months of spring and fall that a loser like me
can enjoy...