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A word to the bride and
groom:
If you think the joyous
tones of the wedding
recessional, the laughter
as the rice flies and the
excitement of speeding
off for your honeymoon -
are but samples of the
happily -ever -after to
come...
And if you think you are
well acquainted with that
gorgeous person who just
said "I do" to you at the
altar...
Well, hear this: All is
not moonlight and roses
from this day forward,.
Now comes the business
of learning to live
together.
And it isn't easy.
Love won't carry you
through.
But co-operation will —
if combined with a sense
of humor and the wisdom
to keep your mouth shut
at crucial times.
The first crisis could
come in a hurry.
For instance, there was
the bride who- had the bad
luck to choose a wedding
date that coincided with
Playboy publication day.
At 'the first gas stop en.
route to a seaside resort,
Mr. Newlywed bought the
magazine and turned the
steering wheel over to his
bride. She steamed! But
his head didn't come up
until he heard the siren.
The speeding fine still is a
hot subject 15 years later.
Assuming, however,
that love has triumphed
long enough for you to
take up residence in your
first abode and settle
down to the business of
living together, be ready
for some adjustments.
The way ',figure it, on
the housekeeping front
there's- a whole new day
due, for even with most
young wives solidly
ensconced in the working
world, there lingers the
assumption that home is
her responsibility and
anything he contributes
in the way of chores is a
gift.
We have to change tli
world's thinking, brides.
Try to get across to Mr.
Newlywed that
housework is also his
responsibility. He's not
helping you, he's doing
his half.
But remember that if
you. succeed, he expect
you to do your half, too.
In this regard, the
worst trap, by far, is
paying attention to the
neighbors.
If you remark, "Mr.
Downstairs gets up first
every morning. and cooks
breakfast,"
Friend • Husband may
counter with "Mrs.
Adjoiningapartment
washes and waxes the
car!"
Or if you try, "Sam
Southcorner does all the
vacuuming,"
There's "Fran Fir-
stfloor insists that her
husband have TWO
nights a week out with the
boys."
If you use this bait to
try to get some .co-
operative action, watch
out for a mate with a
snappy answer. Mine's
rebuttal to my neighborly
comparisons was, "Mr.
Downstairs is not my
ideal.' And it turned out,
neither was Sam South -
corner.
The pattern was set
early in our marriage. I
heard voices outside. Mr.
Nextdoor, a seasoned
husband, was giving
advice:
"Now son, don't start
ANYTHING that you
don't want to do the rest
of your life. Why, once.
when my littlecupcake
had a bad cold, I did the
dishes for her. Ever
since, she sits on a kit-
chen stool raud talks to inc
while I do the dishes.
That's 23 years: Don't lift
a hand, son! You'll -be
sorry for the rest of your
That's the kind of man
my husband chose as his
ideal. One who thinks
first and acts never.
But all in a marriage is
not work and the proper
distribution of same, so,
young lovers, let's take
up another topic — one on
which you've probably
made some assumptions
that will have to be
rethought.
You expect no problem
in the bedr.00m...right?
Well, there's more than
lovemaking goes on
within those four walls.
There's also the matter of
sleep, a necessity.
And there are rules to
the game.
And you do not both
,enter this marriage with
the same sleep rules.
Is it impossible for you
to sleep unless the covers
are cozily tucked in at the
foot of the bed? Adjust,
my girl. He kicks them
out as a prelude to set-
tling down to his dreams.
Like to read in bed?
Well, turn out the light.
He doesn't.
And a word about sleep
attire. For every bride
who shops the lingerie
department for silk and
lace there is a
bridegroom who sleeps in
old gym shorts. (Or,
worse, in the underwear
he has had on allday and
will wear again tomorrow
if you don't swipe it while
he is in the shower.) It's
revolting, but not worth
worrying about in
comparison to...
Snoring ! Doesn't seem
like a hearts and flowers
subject,. does it? But
there is a 100 per cent
chance that one of you
will snore every night and
it's 99 per cent sure to be
him.
My dear girl, there are
only two avenues open to
you:,
(1) Go to sleep first so
you won't hear it. This
may. be difficult to ac-
complish, so there's the
alternative:
(2) Give him a nudge.
This takes constant ex-
perimentation and ad-
justment of technique.
You start gently,
progress through shove,
move on to punch, then a
few well placed kicks,
and hope it never gets to
slug. The trick is to
determine what it takes
to stop the snore without
waking him and bringing
on a bellow, "What the
heck do you think you are
doing?"
Those are just some of
the battlegrounds. Also,
fair bride, if your young
man has been living a
bachelor's life, away
from his mother's
washing machine, you
may confront -the dirty -
sock syndrome. He has
learned to avoid laun-
dromata until his clothes
walk there alone, and
Best
man's
duties
Everybody wants their
wedding to go as smoothly as
posible butwith the moun-
tains of obligations pressing
upon the bride and groom,
it's no wonder that they often
feel overwhelmed
This is, where the wedding
party can best serve the
happy and sometimes
harried couple.
Usually a good friend of
the groom acting as best
man takes on a great many
important wedding duties,
the most familiar of which is
holding the bride's ring until
the ceremony and then
presenting it to the groom
who then places it on the
bride's finger.
Planning the bachelor
party or stag is also left 'up to
the best man. He makes all
the arrangements regarding
time, place and guest list.
The best man is respon-
sible forgetting 'the groom to
the church on time the day of
the wedding. Immediately
before or just after the
ceremony, he should present
the fee for services to the
clergyman. This he obtains
from the groom on the
preceeding day.
After the ceremony is
over, the best man will
usually drive the newlyweds
to the reception and preside
as official toastmaster.
Acting in this capacity, he
will generally propose the
first toast to the happy
couple.
Perfect
spouse
If new brides share one
fault above all in common, it
is probably that of just plain
trying too bard to be `the
perfect wife'.
The first months of
marriage may find the
newlywed woman caught up
in a frantic whirl of gourmet
cooking and baking, men-
ding and cleaning–all done
at the same time she is
trying to adjust to her new
spouse.
There is no real `cure' for
the syndrome, which is not
restricted to the female sex.
You can be sure that the
new groom is going through
the same tortures in his self-
imposed new roles of Don
Juan, the Great Protector
and Mr. Fix -it.
It's• a good idea for
newlyweds to remember
that no one in the world can
or will expect these towering
heights of perfection and he
or she who adjusts slowly
and reasonably will not be
filled with guilt when the
souffle falls or the new shelf
comes crashing down.
there is armale quirk that
can let him step out of a
shower, fresh and shiny,
into the same soggy
clothes he took off. You'll
learn to deal with it.
Meantime, try not to
head- - for .the _ marriage
counselor when you
discover that
— his mother never
taught him to wipe down
the wall after a shower.
— the sound of an
emory board on her
finger nails drowns out
everything else.
— he simply will not
hang towels neatly after
he's used them.
— she is latefor
everything:
- there sometimes
seems to be NOTHING on
which you agree.
Really, it's a wonder
any marriage survives.
But yours can. The
secret is for one of you to,
have a wonderful
disposition.
Impossible?
Not at all. - You take
turns.
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