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JANUARY 21,1
Sykes
The ashtray resembles a miniature Mount
St. Helens with a small peak visible through
the mound of ash.
The unstable ash, however, is sent wafting
across the desk top each time the at-
mosphere above my desk is disturbed by
shuffling papers or a passerby. I am a
smoker.
And this is a time of crisis for everyone
who puts their lips around a special mild on
a regular basis. For this, nicotine breath, is
National Nonsmoking Week.
It is a week when non-smokers
vociferously mrd on their pious and
virtuous non-smoking ideals. In short, it's a
week of all out offensive against smokers.
And to be honest, I am beginning to feel
._iepr es .- s �n�
Newspapers are mama vel iii.
and pictures bomba rg the poor smoking
king
minority into submission. The tactics are
pure coercion disguised as persuasion.
SINCE #'48
THE NEWS PORT FOR GODERICH & DISTRICT
It's all trickery. The non-smokers
designed Weedless Wednesday as the focal
point of the week. A soft sell approach to
their devious methods.
Altera% it isn't that taxing or demanding
on one's dependance to, quit smoking for a
single day. In fact, I have quit smoking for a
day several times, there's nothing to it.
The weedless wonders cling to . the
philosophy that if they can get- smokers to
quit for a single day the odds indicate a
certain percentage will quit smoking for
good. I would contend those are lofty ideals.
And the clean(nonomokers) repeatedly
degrade smoking to the point where it has a
social stigma attached, to it Smokers are
warned that members of the opposite Sex
can't get .too worked up about kissing
asto r.«,s1.*..- Deana _te ._obSeet?r l en .
• - "gid retiOi t " ,e••_. , osiiiiiiit iskict' dela•---
detse fog.
Admittedly there is some truth in the
warning. But I also know of pon-ssnokers
whose breath would melt the iceoff the
driveway if you know what I mean.
And the health hazards attributed to
smoking, I must admit, . provide a for-
midable
ormidable argument in favor of non-smokers.
I have no conclusive evidence to understand .
the real effects of smoking but I suspect
many vital organs are rebelling against my
habit.
Smoking hasn't -had-any noticeable effect,
on my thinking apparatus, nor has it dulled
my razoraharp wit or produced a hint n.,,1:e
stain to deface this winsome smile. So far
the anatomy has withstood the onslaught of
the special milds.
But 1 am most fearful that without
cigarettes, my, weight would balloon to a
titense 150 pounds and I would run great risk
ite'f of n if -h =o i 0r..
`son thing. A great cop drat' eh? -
• thesnasty things about habits ace -that
they become so muclh.a part of one'slife that
it is difficult to break the pattern and
routine. _
This all leadsme to wondering who ac-
tually sanctions these national weeks of
whatever. There must be hundreds of them
in a year.
There are the standards Like Minor
Hockey Week, Safe Driving Week and
months set aside for March of Dimes, the.,
Heart Fund and other worthwhile causes.
But it could soon lead to National Phan-
ber's Week, National Assistant Checkout
Bay Week or Save a Buffalo` Week. Such
proclamations are getting a bit out of hand. I
mean even the secretaries of the world have•
their own day and related benefits.
Even groundhogs get their due
recognition on February 2.
So in all fairness I insist there be a
National Golununsie'Day. ColumnsiSts can
betaken out for lunch, pampered;and given
a little respect at least one day in the year.
So llam free for lunch and open for offers.
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Welcome freedom
The long and bitter ordeal of the American hostages
carne to a euphoric conclusion Tuesday, marking the end
of long, suffering captivity.
The news was welcome relieftot families of „the.
prisoners and all people of respectable nations who value
the basic right of peace.
• While Ronald Reagan was taking the official oath of the
Presidency outside the White House, the former hostages
were boarding two Algerian airliners for the long trip to
Algiers. Citizen Jimmy Carter couldn't have asked for a
more memorable cnnchision to his term of office, freedom
for 52 Americans.
An anxious America watched as the former hostages
were flown to an American air base near Frankfurt, West
Germany for medical tests and a few days rest before the
journey home.
It is a happy time but even the face of Carter offers
evidence to the torment and anguish of the past 14 months.
It reflects the mood and hopes of the entire free world.
° The price of freedom is incalculable but it didn't come
cheap for Carter and the United States. Eight lives were-,
lost in an aborted attempt to free the hostages in April,
1980. A clandestine rescue attempt led to a fiery grave for
eightlf.rse atice men when a helicopter smashed into a
cargo plane in the Iranian desert.
Aside from the loss of life the United States lost much
self esteem in the world community, playing into the
!muds of the student captain and erratic government.
The students who stormed the United States embassy in
Tehran of November, 1979, were shouting slogans as the
hostages were led to the two waiting Algerian airliners. It
is obvious their seige had ended m the same chaotic chord
that perpetrated their actions 14 months earlier.
Their gains were negligible but they did manage to
draw on the contempt of much of the world.
Reagan enters the White House without the burden of
the hostage situation and that seems cause for relief on
both sides. The Iranians were obviously unwilling to deal
with the tough man who labelled their actions as barbaric.
' The Iranians obviously expected a tougher deal from
Reagan and hastily reached an --accord with Carter, a
known element and perhaps a more flexible one.
The hostages have undergone extreme psychological
torment in the past 14 months and their re-entry into the
civilized world will be irrurtdated with depression. -
It is difficult to try and salvage winners and losers from
the ordeal but on the bottom line the Iranians showed a
direct contempt for civilized democracy and harmonious
balance in the world community. D.S.
No government aid
Can the government introduce any meaningful
legislation in aid of disabled persons?
Justice Minister Jean Chretien doesn't think such
legislation is feasible in a new constitutional package. He
is being pushed in that direction but has refused to buckle
under opposition demands.
This year has been declared as International Year for
Disabled Persons by the United Nations. It is the hope of
the United Nations to raise consciousness about disabled
persons and their struggle to lead normal lives and make
significant contributions to society. '
The potential is definitely there but our society has
difficulty, it seems, in relating to the disabled.
Both the. New Democratic and Progressive Con-
servative parties have petitioned the Justice Minister to
protect the disable in the --new constitutional reform
package. Chretien has refused to act on the request in
testimony before Parliament's constitution,committee.
Two MPs say they will introduce amendments to the
constitution to protect the , rights of the disabled in
Canada
Chretien does a have a point in claiming it is difficult to
define what exactly is a disabled person and is therefore
hesitant to put nebulous wording into the reforms.
But surely the government ,can offer someincentives
and protection to a meaningful segment of Canadian
society. D.S.
Mah friends! And ewe are mah friends.
Ah am standing here before you all today
because ah feel it is mah sacred doo-ty to
save you all from the EEE-vils of smoking.
Smokin' cigarettes, smokin' cigars, smokin'
pipe tobacco, and yes, eee-ven smokin'
marijuana.
Now mah friends! You may be shaking
your heads in `disbelief and telling me that
you only smoke a little filter tip cigarette
once or twice a day. Well ah am telling you
that your lungs do not compromise! Them
little windbags are cryin' out for pure
oxygen before they choke tah death from
your scummy two smokes a day.
But ah know for a fact you are not gonna
listen to me bark these idle threats. You
want some real evidence right? Well ahrm
gonna give you some real life true accow•it:s
about what smoking does to you.
A few years back ah met a woman in mah
travels. She was this poor 'old shrunken
thing who looked to be 75 years of age. She
Last stand.
Photo by Cath Wooden
DEAR REA
BY SHIRLEY J. RELLER
If you are a chronically -ill person in the city of
London after May 1, 1981, your lot in life will be
considerably improved.
The Middleseit London district health unit is
receiving $1.8 million additional dollars from the
government to cover the cost of a chronic home
care program
Theprogram is designed, of course, to help
ease the pressure on costly, active -treatment
hospital beds.
It surely is a program that would be ap-
preciated_ in Huron County too. And _a quack
check with the Huron Ce my Health Unit advises. --
that
that such a program is entirely likely here in the
near future.
The London program will provide unlimited
chronic home care to approved patients. The
total cost of care is covered by the province
under the scheme, which is generally open to
patients in `stable condition' who require three
professionalvisits a month.
The; Middlesex -London medical officer of
health, D'r. Doug Hutchison, says application for
admission to the new home care program will be
made through the family physician.
In a chat with the supervisor of nurses for the
Huron County Health Unit, Catherine Walsh, it
was established once again that such a program
is urgently needed in this area.
It would enable chronically -ill patients to stay
in their homes, and to have the professional
nF a public health nilrec. a
come up to nie ani said, Help me. Pleeze
help me! You see what smoking cigarettes
has done to me!"
Well let me tell you. This woman was only
24 years of age, mah friends. That's all.
Smoking aged her by seventy years, mah
friends and let me tell you that's not all. This
woman had unsightly facial hair all over her
' face and ah'm standing before you all today
to tell you that woman looked that way
because she smoked cigarettes!
Although ah have never read any scient
tific reports about it, ah have also had cause
to meet a young man who had no eyebrows.
This young man smoked two packs of
cigarettes a day and after four years his
eyebrows just fell right out overnight. Fell
right out!
You all better believe it. Ah have seen
these things with mah own two eyes. This
particular young manid to me, "Please
tell everyone that mah eyebrows have fallen
out because ah smoked too many cigaret-
tes." And you know what else he told cue?
He told me that he had only one, only one
you hear me, functional nostril.
Ah have signed affidavits in mah trailer
here if you Want more proof, mah friends.
Now how many of you out there are going to
.throw down your cigarettes and stamp them
into the ground? Come on! Let me here a
bronchial cough from you!
Well, ah'Il tell you all. That just ain't
enough. Ah know that there's a lot more of
you out there that smoke everything you can
get your dirty grimy little paws on.
Awright, Ah wasn't going to tell you this,
but ah can see that ah haVe to. Ah once was a -
smoker. Yes! Ah can admit it now even
though mah heart is filled with shame.
Ah was once a smoker of everything ah
could breath down mah lungs, mah friends.
But ah can say now that ah have not smoked
since last Wednesday.
Ah began to notice things about mahself
that a h rightly attributed to smoking. Mah
socks would not stay .up. Ah noticed that
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physiotherapist, a registered nurse and even a
doctor. These medical professionals would ,come
right to their homes to provide treatment on a
regular on-going basis.
Although Miss Walsh said the criteria for the
program has not been fully explained, it is ex-
pected some limitations would be placed on the
program. But it wil jbe much more flexible and
much more expanded than IM present home
care program for regular patients which is
severely limited alto time and cost.
One interesting aspect of the program is that it
will _supply more lobs for tramed.•public health
"nurses, physiotherapists and registered nurses
as wellassupport services such as homemakers.
That in itself is a mind-boggling event,
especially asit relates to nurses.
It wasn't very long ago that nurses graduating
in this province had to go south of the border to
get a job. There simply were no openings for
nurses in Ontario.
Now the situation has reversed itself. In a
matter of two or three years,' we've wotked
ourselves into.a dangerous shortage of trained
nurses:
In fact, nurses with experience should have
plenty of job opportunities this year.
Mary MacInnis is vice-president of nursing at
London's Victoria Hospital. She said last week,
"An experienced nurse can go anywhere and get ,
a job. A nurse can pick and choose."
It is precisely at this time that we're adding
chronic home care to our list of health services -
mall eyes were uegiiuung to change color.
And ah finally diagnosed changes in mah
personality that can be called progressive
paranoia.
But mah friends, now that ah have quit
that filthy habit mah life is getting back in
order. If you look real close you can see that
one of mah eyes is turning back to blue,
while the other one is still that smokey grey,,
Look here! Mall socks are not falling down
today. And mah progressive paranoia has
disappeared completely.
Now ah want to here another bronchial
cough from all you smokers out there that
plan to save yourselves from the EEE-vils
of inhaling the devil's weed! Well, that's
better but that ain't enough yet.
You there' Why did ah not hear your
bronchial cough? Do you not believe mah
words? Ah'm telling you the truth andayou
dare stand there and doubt mah words?
What have you got against me? Is is mah
socks? You don't like main eyes, right...?
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and the demand for nurses increases even more.
Sounds to me hike a great time to be graduating
from 'nursing school ..., and a tremendous op-
portunity for nurses everywhere to move up a
notch on the professional pay scale ladder.
Another fairly new line of employment- that of
the homemaker- should get a shot in the arm too.
Huron County is fortunate to have a homemaker
service in place, but, according to Catherine
Walsh, it is working to capacity now.
There's every indication that there will be a
need to turn out more and more qualified
homemakers'tolreep up with the demand that's
bound_ to increase once a detente home care
program begins.
And I would suppose other opportunities would
begin to emerge from all this. Community
transportation services and community
recreation services for chronic home care
patients willlikely become vital.
Meals -on -wheels services will need to be ex-
panded.
There will be lots and lots of chances for
volunteers to get busy organizing and doing
things for others.
. If you're one of those lucky people with good
health, enough money, to live comfortably' and
time on your hands, why not give volunteer work
someserious consideration.
It's'a wonderful way to fill leisure time. You'll
feel needed and useful while getting out of that
boring rut Think it over. This community needs
you.
cath
wooden
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