HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Goderich Signal-Star, 1987-03-18, Page 4- PAGE 4--GODERICH SIGNAL -STAR, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 18, 1987
The women delightedly bounced on the
bench in unison, clapping their hands in
encouragement and support of the efforts
put forth by their sons on the ice.
At first glance they could have easily
been mistaken for your average well-
dressea, well-mannered, well-spoken
hockey mothers, who tend to compensate
for their lack of knowledge on the finer
aspects of the game of hockey' with fre
quent displays of affection and spirit.
But beneath that innocent banter about
the silly rules of the sport that seemed
designed only to impede their sons's pro-
gress and that of his teammates, and
beneath the simulated fur and the well -
powdered and coiffed exterior, were rag-
ing, maniacal hockey mothers, ready to
tear apart anything that resembled a
referee.
It was humorous, at first, the manner
in which the four ladies would question
the relative sanity and familial delinea-
tion of the two referees working the
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peewee game during Young Canada
Week. Their banter and asides were
jovial are: gond natured.
That was while the game w:,s still •
within the grasp of the pubesc nt hockey. '
gladiators they had spawned,
Once it appeared certain th "other
side" had made a definiteve statement
about the course of the game, the
mothers spewed venom.
An opposing player makes a few nifty
dekes to elude two defenders at centre
ice but as he makes his way to the up -
position bluekne he is felled by a vicious
check. The referee raises his arm to
rightfully signal that an infraction in con-
travention of the rules has occured
While tI e defenceman could easily be
called fur a number of infractions in-
,cluding crosschecking, intent to injure,
dismemberment or even assault, the
referee chooses to politely call it elbow-
ing: In some countries the kid could be
subjected to public hanging for the act.
While the recipient of the c.hec•ltistruggles
to get to his feet, the mothers vehemently
berate the official.
'Come on you striped bozo, what about
the other guy," one screams referring to
the kid on the let who committed the in-
fra'c•tiun of carrying the puck. • 'Did you
know there was two teams out there you
jerk," another hollers.
They confer with each other and can't
believe that the referees continue, all
game long, to call serious and flagrant
violations against their team. With each
penalty, their words get heated, their de-
meanor less pleasant,
The humor has gone out of the
situation.
The fun has •gone out of the game.
Due, in part, to the penalties and
superior playmaking skills, the•':uthetr
team" takes a considerable lead. l't in-
furiates, these mothers.
One opposing player, through a corn-
bination of skill, hard work and heady
play, has set up several goals and scored
others. They yell at him, belittle hire and 4
call him names.
"Why don't they throw that guy out of
the game, he's always making trouble,
he's stirring things up and they don't call
anything," one mother laments. The
player skates by and they call him a "hot
dog", a "jerk" and several other names.
They continue to question how "the lit-
tle jerk can get away with that stuff."
The stuff being relentless checking and
slick puck handling. One rnother
acknowledges that he gets away with it
because he's the best player on the ice.
After an obvious offside call, the
mothers jump up and scram loud.
They suspect the referees are from
Goderich.
One woman turns to the other and says,
"1 don't even know what an offside is,"
she admits. "But you think the damned
referee would know."
Knowing the game is lost, one mother
says he dreads the long ride home.
•'It's going to be a long, quiet ride. but I
can't wait to get out of this place," she
laments. "I hope the kids can forget
about this." -
You're right lady. 'I'heyrprobably didn't
give the game a second thought.
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year, it seems, the sport of hockey is marred by violent and ugly scenes which
'ultimately lead to cries for governing authorities to take strict measures against players
and 'coaches involved. • • .
This has been aTather exceptional yeas' to dissect and"ex'amine the state of amateur and
professional hockey after an international incident between Canada and the Soviet Union at
the International Junior Hockey.Tournarnent. The teams engaged iiia free-for-all, bench
clearing brawl in the final period and the game watt suspended. Both teams, Canada had a
good chance to win the gold medal -the Soviets were out of it, werebanished from -the tourna-
ment for their pugilistic display.
The incident was a hot topic in Canada and served to focus on the deteriorating state of
amateur hockey in Canada and, in general. Labelled a (disgrace to the game and the coun-
try; many purists believed the suspension was justified in.accordance with international
rules.
A couple of incidents closer t'1) home have also focused attention on the state of hockey and
the authorities that govern.
Last week. the Jr. C Port Elgin Bears of the OHA forfeited the championship series with
.the Hanover Barons after two genies. Hanover had won the first two games by lopsided 4-0
and 9-0 scores and play between the two teams during the regular schedule was tame.
The playoffs, however, appear to be anothermatter.
Hanover had defeated 'Walkerton in a tough Aeries that featured bench -clearing brawls
and suspensions and fines totalling $1,200,
With four injuries to players, Port Elgin decided to take a stand on the issue and forfeit the
series. the teams manager said the club's stand was aimed at hockey's governing bodies
whose policies lead to unnecessary roughness and violence. The team had had enough with
two players suffering from broken hands, a third needed 15 stitches to close a head wound
and a fourth player was hospitalized with a neck injury.
The OHA may take sanctions against the team for its action.but there was no word out of
the governing body's headquarters. The Bears were protesting the system, one that allows
teams the opportunity to pay a $50 fee to have suspended players reinstated for the next
game.
A player tossed out for fighting can be playing the next game provided the money is in the'
mail. It's as simple as that.
Also, Ontario Conservative leader Larry Grossman went to watch his soil's elementary
school team play in a championship garne and left the arena calling for the youths to b
charged with criminal offences and the coaches to be suspended.
Violence erupted in the grade school game and one player.had to be helped off the ice after
'a vicious check. Other players left the bench to participate in a fight a referee -was punched
in the heed trying to interV ene.
About 1,000 people, mostly children, watched the game at Maple Leaf Gardens.
Police were also called to the scene. •'
It's called playoff hockey -win at all costs hockey. It's hockey in Which players can com-
pensate for their lack of skill with violence.
The Young Canada Week Hockey Tournament in Goderich has always espoused the ideals
of friendly competition, fair play and sportsmanship. The tourney was started to give boys
of peewee age a chance to play some fun hockey,
The hockey is noticably faster and rougher but teams are cautioned before they take the
ice that fighting results in automatic suspensions.
Perhpas the rule should be enforced at all levels.
Sortie people spend their lives worrying'
about being replaced "by" a computer, i
have a slightly ' different for r'n of
technophobia — I live in constant fear of be-
ing relaced "because" of a computer.
In case anyone has any illusions about
this column being laboriously hammered
together, phrase by phrase, on a venerable
manual Underwood or Olivetti -- it
behooves me to inform you this is not the
case. I dispense my weekly word allotment
on something called a Compugraphic MI)T
Mini-di'sc terminal) 350, -The difference is
substantial.
While 1 often cursed the heavy -keyed
marl 'al ,monstrosities on which i used °to
work for their sluggish performance and
propensity for stuck keys, one could usual-
ly rely on them, At the end of a da y's.work
.one could always he certain a copy of their
labors (albeit riddled with typos) would
survive in solid format to be seen, touched,
edited, filed, crumpled and eventually
disposed of.
Not so with the MDT. While it's true the
machine's feather -light touch allow one's
fingers to fly over the keys faster than a
speeding stenographer. one can never be
truly confident that the words so easily
entered on floppy disc will eventually ap-
pear as hard copy.
Over the past few months,'since return-
ing to the high-tech newsroom of the
Signal -Star, i have had numerous stories
eaten, right before my very eyes, by this
cold-hearted character -starved creation.
It is a . sad thing indeed, to watch the
molecular structure of one's hard -wrought
prose begin to destabilize and eventually
disolve on tate screen, as the colliputer
merrily munches out.
My troubles have been further com-
pounded by the fact that until recently, -no
one would believe the dissohition of my
stories has been a spontaneous process, in-
itiated not by me but by the machine itself.
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KNX radio and TV studios destroyed
by fire of undetermined origin in 1962
25 YEARS AGO
March 15, 1962:
Fire of, as yet, undetermined origin
destroyed CKNX radio and TV studios at
Wingham, Thursday morning I March 8 ).
The fire broke out after 6 a.m. in the TV
engineering labs shortly after caretaker
Alex Skinner finished cleaning the area.
Volunteer firemen from neighbouring towns
stubbornly fought the CKNX blaze but to no
avail. Despite the blaze; CKNX radio was on
the air about 20 minutes after scheduled
broadcasting was to begin at 6:30 a.m.
Broadcasting of CBC -TV network programs
began that night over CKNX-TV after a
microwave receiver was installed by
Canada National Telegraph crews. Tem-
-porary radio studios were set up in the
McKibbon Block in Wingham. Estimated
damage from the fire is about $500,000.
At the annual meeting of the Goderich
ublic library Board. Tuesday night,
rarian and Secretary of the Board, Miss
Betty MacKenzie, reported a circulation
total of 52,110 for the year 1961. This figure
indicates an increase of 4,359 'over the
preceeding year, a total increase of 21,000
`during the past four years. The Goderich '
Public i,ibrary is a well appointed building
completely equipped with a reference sec-
tion containing 1,837 reference books cover-
ing a great variety of subjects. This figure
conipares with 1.152 such books in 1961. The
main floor is devoted to adult and teen
patronage, with the children's room located
in the basement. ,
The odd crow is heard around the coun-
tryside these days but we -have yet to hear of
a robin being sighted. The residents along
Essex Street saw and heard plenty of other
At first they insisted the problem is my in-
ability to properly operate the terminal,
that I had somehow miscued on the essen-
tially simple process of entering, informa-
tion into the memory system.
In order to disprove these accusations, I
began a desperate • game of musical
machines. Whenever one of my newsroom
cohorts -would leave the room I would kid-
nap their machine and replace it with my
own; with the predictable result ,that,
while my machin would perform 'ad-
mirably for another operator, the,hostage
terminal would irretrievably spirit my
stofies off into some obscure technological
twilight zone.
When word of my continued frustration
leaked, some of my coworkers offered the
opinion that perhaps the machine was
reacting to some form of individual radia-
tion, uniquely given off by my person in
much the same way some people's body
chemistry renders them unable to wear a
LOOKING BACK
birds, however. about 6 p.m. Tuesday. The
willows, along the lakebank opposite Har-'
bour;lite Inn were a mass of starlings.
"There were many hundred of them, but
they took off for other fields after about .a
half hour's stay here."' said Allan
MacDonald.
50 YEARS AGO
March' 18, 1937:
A freak Holstein calf was born on the farm
of Mr. William bong, but lived only a short
while. The calf had two heads and two tails.
About ane in 2,500 births there is a calf with
two heads, but the veternarian in atten-
dance had never' experienced the birth of a
calf with two heads and two tails. Life was
noticed in one of the heads for a few minutes
and the body of the calf was quite normal in
that it had only four legs, orie body 'and one
set of organs.
Navigation will noe likely open until the
middle of next month, it is thought by sailors
here. A week ago, it looked' as if the first of
April would see the boats moving again, but
due to the sudden cold spell, ice has formed
on the lake and the St. Marys River is frozen
over. Ice, 10-12 inches thick, is in the harbor
and there js quite a stretch of it on the lake,
while at Harbour Beach. directly across
from Goderich, the ice is only two inches
thick.
from
this
angle
emnommommommommem
Patrick Raftis
watch.,
The though of projecting that much per-
sonal magnetism was too much to bear.
So, I continued to insist some sort of
repairs to. my machine be effected.
• Clinton Colts' swept Simcoe Intermediates ,
from:the path of victory at Clinton Last night.
when they outiplay'ed, out -shot and out-
scored the Simcoites 5-0. Unfortunately, the
ice was soft and the puck was kept rolling
pretty much throughout the game. The
Colts worked like a fine machine last right,
everyone working with the rest of the team
and playing a combination .game that kept
the visitors completely disorganised and at
the same timeleft them panic-stricken. The
largest crowd of the season, about 1,600 peo-
ple. witnessed the game.
70 YEARS AGO
March 15.'1917:
The Natural Shipbuilding Company
Limited is the style if the firm which' has
taken over the Doty plant. Mr. W.H. Hut-
chinson, the head of the company, also Col.
Stewart and Mr. Larmouth, of Ottawa, who
are associated with him, are in town this
week and preparations are being advanced
for the active operation of the works. Mr.
Fred Doty Will be the manager in charge
'and is already at work at the office.
The steamer Algonquin was torpedoed
and sunk on Monday last by a German sub-
marine. All of the crew were saved. The
Algo`hquin was well-known in Goderich and
was in command of Capt. Ed. Robinson, of
this town, for several seasons. when she sail-
ed the Great Lakes under Canadian owner-
ship. Early in the war, she was transferred
to United States registry. When torpedoed,
She was bound from New York to London
with a million dollar cargo, mostly
foodstuffs. She was a vessel of 2,832 tons,
281 feet long and was built at Philadelphia in
1890,
Despite, suggestions I hopefully made in
jest I that it would be far easier and more
economical to replace the operator than
the machine, something was finally done.
The machine on which i am currently
typing has a number of new -parts, in-
cluding a keyboard and logic board. It,ap-
) pears til he functioning at a level of max-
imum effeciency which it has never before
attained.
Now If I could only get someone to come
and have a look at my telephone. Seems
everytime 1 hang it up, it rings me back
automatically.. When I pick up the line .1
am greeted by nothing but the relentless
buzz of the dial tone. 1fear that one day I
will pick it up in frustration and utter an
appropriate expletive at what I believe to
he a dead line. only to find myself convers-
ing with the person who signs~ my
paycheque.
Maybe I'd better just take it off the hook.