The Goderich Signal-Star, 1987-01-28, Page 4PAGE 4 —GODERICH SIGNAL -STAR, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 28, 1987
There's nothing like a winter storm to
draw people into inane conversations.
The first storm with any semblance of
severity struck with a measure of feroci-
ty in these parts last week and have you
ever noticed how it easily lures people in-
to conversation and bouts of one-
upmanship.
"Couldn't see a thing on the way to
work, nothin. Had to drive 40 km an hour
with my head out the window."
"You think that's bad," another storm
lover offers. " 1 couldn't even see my
windshield wipers. But I still made er
through."
"Oh yah, well it was snowing and blow-
ing so hard I couldn't even see my wind-
shield, let alone the wipers. Risked my
life, I did, just coming to work."
"If you think that's so great,
'It tends to go on ad nauseum.
There's something about a storm that
seems to bring out the false bravado in
DAVE SYKES
people. They want to talk about their ex-
periences, their near -misses, their super
human exploits and, ultimately, their
stupidity. If the storm was severe, so-
meone always has conditions that will top
the absolute.
But I really had to laugh out loud Fri-
day morning as I waded through knee, -
deep snow in the driveway, surveyiog the
odds of making it through the drivew
without shovelling. The odds, I would
later reason, were not as good would
have liked.
But here it was, 8:30 a.m.,-many
highways have been closed, school buses
have been pulled off the roads, visibilty is
poor, the wind-chill factor is numbing
and few vehicles are visible on the
roadways.
And yet, while much of the world is im-
mobile, I discover that the town of
Goderich sidewalk plow has cleared the
walk in front of my home. That's
remarkable, I think to myself.
I am unable to get my vehicle out of
the driveway in the worst storm of the
winter, but it is comforting to know that,
given the inclination, I could easily walk
on the town sidewalk. It was clear.
Now, I think that speaks legions about
the job some of these people do op our
behalf. Either the employee in question is
of impeccable credentials and possesses
a solid work ethic, or he was poised
behind the wheel of the sidewalk plow for
months at the town garage, waiting for
.the first hint of snow.. With the ample
snowfall Friday, the door was opened and
this crazed -snow removal unit was
released for duty.
So I shovelled. And shovelled. .
Canadians are relatively good at
shovelling, I would suspect, if for no
other reason than they have ample oppor-
tunity to engage in the sport. We should,
in fact, know how to handle our snow.
However, every winter people across
the country suffer painful injuries to ma-
jor muscles and flabby areas and heart
attacks from shovelling snow. The in-
juries are preventable and shovelling is
reputedly a terrific aerobic activity that
tones those flabby muscles and
strengthens the heart and lungs.
An American fiteness advisor -with the
YMCA says that people with back and
heart problems should not even consider
the prospect of shovelling snow: But, all
you healthy people should call off the
snow plowing service and get your
shovels out.
Shovelling; fair folks, is a great form of
exercise, when performed properly,
which is at a slow -steady pace using the
legs as much as possible. Bend your legs
when you reach for a shovelful and
straighten them to discard the snow.
Now this guy even suggests taking
stretch breaks every five minutes in the
driveway, complete with an exercise pro-
gram and hear rate check. All this when
it's -20 degrees C.
I wonder if fhat crazed,sid lila] low •
operator does driveways
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A large majority of British people have expressed their support for young Prince Edward
in his decision to opt out of his training course with the Royal Marine. But no one would like
to face the anger of his father, Prince Philip, over that decision. Father is a sticker for tradi-
tion, particularly where manhood and the military are concerned-.
The traditions of England and the Empire die slowly, even though some of them make lit-
tle or no sense imthe modern world. Take, for example,the traditional uniforms of the Royal
( and Royal Canadian) Navy, which had no front -opening flies or pockets. In shorts, just
about the most unhandy garb any man could be asked to wear. The big square collar which
hung down the back of the blouse was firstused when the navy's soldiers were dressed in
white and the tar with which they kept their pig -tails from blowing in the wind left a nasty
black stain on the back of the uniform. The days of tar on the hair were a century gone by the
time of World War II, but the square and clumsy collars remained.
Tradition has it that a king's or queen's son must be a military man and apparently Prince
Philip wants to keep it that,way. However, if the young prince has the mental capacity fora
more productive life style, God bless him. ( Listowel Banner)
A step backward
oderich anglers take icy bath in bay
25 years ago
January 25, 1962:
Four Goderich anglers had an icy bath
when a trailer which they were riding in
broke through the ice. on Kempenfelt Bay,
just off Big Bay Point leading into Lake
Simcoe. Goderich residents Ab Powell
Jack Melia, Doug Blacker and Jim
Thornloe were on an ice fishing trip near '
Barrie when the aceident occurred. The
fishing shanties were about four miles out
so the Goderich men, along with 20 others,
climbed aboard a trailer, pulled by a
e snowmobiles which was used to travel 'out
. to the shanties. About three and a half,
Leader Ed Broadbent and members of the NDP are no doubt jubilant over the most recent miles
es out, ice theand railerkit a trisugh gaulcrack
popularity poll which puts that party in second place after the Liberals in the federal com- inmen inside snbbroke in waisthigh g the
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petition. The ruling Conservatives came in third. water. All was not lost however when,
Reasons for the popularity of the NDP in Quebec have been mystifying for the past after walking on out to the fishing shanty,
several months. However, the recent declaration from the NDP's Quebec wing, stating they , Ab Powell was rewarded with his ordeal
are dedicated to sovereignty for Quebec within the Canadian Confederation, clarifies some with a nine -pound lake trout. The rest' of
of the reasoning behind their present stance. In addition to sovereignty they are once again the fishing party wondered whether it was
demanding the right to control the language of ,the province. all worth it when they came home empty -
Former premier Rene Levesque's failure to impose separatism on Quebec when the pec- handed.
ple of the province voted down that option, has apparently left a group of die-hards who are The Maitland Golf Club Limited will be
seeking to find another path and another party t further their original interests. building a new $30,000 club house. This .
The entire question has posed a 1 d f B db nt He has publicly stated held last week The bu]ldtng
,committee
res canon r r or roe a was decided at. a shareholders meeting
that he supports the principle of language rights in Quebec - but he faces very real opposi under the leadership of "Cy" Murray will
tion if he attempts to preach that gospel to the rest of Canada, particularly in the West. be making preparations immediately to
As the economy improves and a new and younger generation emerge in Quebec the de- get the building' underway. The modern
mand for a French -only society is fading. Young Quebecers have now realized that progress new clubhouse is to be built on the site of
within the business community of the nation demands a good working knowledge of English the present faacilities. It is hoped that the
- just as many Anglos in Quebec have accepted the need to be conversant in French. ' new accommodations will be far enough
Ed Broadbent faces a very difficult issue in this case. The support of a strong Quebec wing advanced by the time play resumes that at
of the NDP would be vital to his hopes for national leadership, but their demands for least a part of it will be in use.
At a recent meeting of the Goderich
language rights may doom his hopes to failure. ( Listowel Banner) Figure Skating Club it was decided to hold
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adult skating and dancing classes on an ex-
perimental basis. Demonstration and in-
struction will be available and if sufficient
interest is shown, regular classes will be
held.
50 years ago
January 28, 1937:
Bert MacDonald was awarded a cer-
tificate from the Royal Humane Society
for his bravery in' saving the life of Fred
'Hardy of Stratford. Hardy was one of two
men . who had been fishing on • the
breakwater wall when a wind sprung up
and Hardy was washed into the water.
Macbonald pulled him from the water into
his boat.'
Mrs. M. Kelly, who had operated a hotel
at Markdale, bought the Royal Hotel frorl}_
Donald Murray on Saturday and took it
over immediately. Mrs. Kelly is
thoroughly acquainted with hotel, manage-
ment and plans to run the Royal on a high
standard and give it its old-time standing
among travellers. It is going to be com-
pletely modernized.
The Goderich Sailors handed Blyth In-
termediates a 5-0 whitewashing on Mon-
day night in 60 minutes of fast and rugged
hockey, which at times threatened to
break out into a small war. Sixteen
penalties in all were handed out and in the
last period especially, did tempers flare
and sticks fly high. The speedy visitors
performed a far better combination game
throughout than the Sailors but were
woefully weak around the net, while
Goderich relied mostly on rushes and
ganging plays for the major part of the
game.
70 years ago
January 25, 1917:
It has been decided in future to
distribute the yarn for soldiers socks and
receive the socks in Hodgens Brothers
store. Mr. Hodgen has given a space for
that purpose and ladies from the Red
Cross Society will be their Monday,
Wednesday -and Saturdays. The need for
hand -knitted socks was never greater and
it is hoped that everyone who can knit will
help in this work.
Councillor Cutt brought up the question
of the selling of the rails of the OWS
Railway. Owing to the delay caused by the
necessity of consulting the other
municipalities;'th'zr""oppo"r"tunity of dispos-
ing of the rails had been missed, and he
considered that council should through a
committee keep in track with the other
municipalities so that . should the 'oppor-
tunity come again, advantage could be
taken of it to make a good bargain.
The price of eggs is higher now than ever
before. The chances are that they will con-
tinue to bring high prices. Hens that lay
are sure to pay. Leghorn Poultry Food will
keep the entire flock in good condition and
will make every hen an egg producer: 25
cents a package, sold by E.R. Wigle, drug-
gist, Goderich.
Look on the bright side -- at least you're not rich
So you think you've got it tough? No
money? Lots of bills? You stretch your
paycheque as far as you can until it finally
snaps hack to its actual size, causing your
personal cheques to behave like dubber
balls? Cheer up! It could be worse. You
could be rich and famous!
From all evidence, the lifesytles of the
rich and famous have been over -glorified,
partly due to such things as the creation of
television programa,such as "Lifestyles of
the Rich and Famous," and partly due to
the average person's desire to -hold onto
the fantasy that all our problems would
clear up instantly, if only 'we could lay our
Bands on a few mill'ibii bucks.
To clear up these misconceptions, one
need look no further than the many well-
knoWn and wealthy people who are eon-
'stantly popping up in the news. In fact,
that's one of the pitfalls of being a celebri-
ty, you are constantly popping up in the
newg.
When Britain's Prince Edward recently
decided to resign from the armed forces of
that country, the media pounced on it.
Headlines proclaimed the pacifist prince a
`vixnp and a crybaby and detailed the -reac-
tions of friends and family members to his
decision.
flow would you like that kind of attention
to be placed on your every career move?
"Joe Blow resigns from factory!" the
headlines would scream. "Claims he's
tired of 9 to 5 rat race!" Lengthy follow
up stories would chronicle the anguished
response of Joe's family.
"Unemployment Insurance won't last
forever, says Joe's wife." "I knew he
couldn't cut the mustard, proclaims Joe's
boss." "I told him `Joey, be smart, become
a doctor,' reveal's Joe's distrait mother."
This kind of headache, the average person
just does not need.
Life is not all flash and glitter, even for
non -royal celebrities. Prime Minister
Brian Mulroney could nov doubt joie con-
sidered rich and at least semi -famous.
But, when was the last time .you saw his
Irish Eyes displaying a truly sincere
smile. He would no doubt trade a goodly
portion of his fame and fortune just to hear
a good word about him, or his government,
by anyone but his own public relations
people.
Rock music star Michael Jackson may
well be the richest and most famousper-
on oh the plane't,, but does he appear to en-
joy it? When not performing, the man is
afraid to go out in public except in
disguise. When Jackson's presence in a
croWd is discovered, he must prromptly,
"Beat It!" or face a mobbing that could
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take several hours to ,disperse.
Modern history is full of examples of the
well-to-do who, in the end, dill not do too
well. Elvis Presley, °Marilyn 1Vlonroe, John
DeLorean, to name only a few. The only
members of the economic and social elite
that appear to behaving any fun with their
wealth and status are Bill Cosby and
Harold Ballard, and even the latter does
seem to have his off days.
Wealthy people will never know the sim-
ple thrills that most people experience,
like making the last in a long series of
payments, or finding a long -lost $20 bill in
a seldom worn jacket. It would be enough
to make them cry in their champagne, if
only they knew what they were missing.
What bizzare circumstances, you Alight
ask, would inspire this occasionally -lucid
columnist to string together a series of
paragraphs denouncing the hazards of.
opulent living?
Well, the bills are piling up, I've got no
money and my paycheque has been stret-
ched so far it no longer snaps back, but
merely lays limply on my desk, refusing to
do anything. Oh well, at least I'm not rich!