HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Times, 1904-7-28, Page 2LONELY LIFE OF A KING
SORROWS OF THM-• EMPEROR.
OF AVS'IditIA.
Truth of Shaleespaare's Words;
4 "trae-asY LIes the Head Th.s.t
Wears a Grown,"
An old, lonely man, Seveaty-twc.
year of unreleotiog toil hove whit-
otted his lir toed bowed his broad
shoulders, and it evould ohoost seexn
tbat the malignant fate e had exhaus-
tea themselves in heaping catas-
trophes upon him n'ht he is It -Ma'-
am; soverelool lord of a, mighty ewe
e.
AIL the sweets which princely blood
vreet 1.v.s bring in their train
#utve beeu his from ids youth op.
Men and women fawn tipon ser
Tants sped their lives In anticipat-
ing' 91 -IS slightest wish. He need only
give the word, mid the ends or the
earth would be scoured to obtain for
him whatever it is xi the power of
man to desire. But be does not
it the luxuries nnd glory of this
wenn& Oue thing only he deeires—
deratn.
Suit. a mart is Pratte Josef, Eta-
peroe of At:stria, Apostolic King
O f Henegary, Xing of Itokternia, of
Dalmatia, of Croatia, of Jerusalem,
and the bearer of over a hundred titn
les ranging from •e pt. to count,
d ruler of forty rn lns Of mile -
est oy
t uWl hee e
scho ht went t
the hingly craven ii
let of thorton
surely the Mos
rest ingeplares.
FRANZ JOS
Iris teem one lo ranotr. alld
more titan eny other living man.
Must apPreolate the sinist•-r truth
of Shakespeare's wOrd3, "Uneasy
lies the head that WiNtrii erOW11."
In himself the most. reckless of brave
uteri. nothiag but de;eat 144.9 ben hi
lat. battle. At. Solferiutt, Sailow
1114010d, and a long list of other
plaves. teething but hunitliotion and
disoster net his forces. And who
but one born and bred a soldier eau
know the full" bitterness of this?
Ile has triefr harder than cow other
;ler to govern bis country wisoly
I well; but on all aides nothing
butbasest ingratitude And foulest
ult, and, wben possible. the most
ojen dellanee, bore net him. And
i but a king eau Ihnow the sharp
anguish of tbis?
By nature he is an ensely de-
elleetio mart; but here again life bas
held. notihing for him exrept heart-
breal.ing sorrow. Ms wife has fal-
len it Vietinl to an assassin. Ills
firstborn son died by hi; own hand,
after eastsing hint unutterable Inieer,y
for fliteen years. Another son, as
the result Of a quarrel alth his fa-
ther, renounced his rank, mid went
to aro. as a etelitniOn eallor, never to
be heard a again. Ifis dansOters
and other' feminine relatives have
caused him
UNSPEA.KABLE SORROW
by disobeying him, and even flagrant-
ly ignoring the common convention-
alities of life.
And who but a father, the head
Of an Tame/lel house, can know the
sharp sadness of this?
And yet he appears to ,:ia.ve done
little to deserve so much of sorrow.
In spite of every 'lemur:tattier& to sur-
render hie:ascii to a life of luxury and
ease, Franz Josef always fared as
eimply as the poorest of his subjects
while it IS certain that he has work-
ed muck harder than any of them in
trying to do his duty. Bilt in seek -
beg the bread of his country's love
filo hos bitten upon the sharp stone
of ingratitude. and this must be his
lot till the end comes.
Poor, lonely old man! It is given
to few to know the blazing glory.
of a mighty throne; but to fewer
still come the bitter dregs of such
despnir and =leery as you have
known. Life, they say, has its com-
pensations; but Fate is a frolic, and
has laughed at you in bitterest ir-
ony. She has poured every lux.ury
into your hands, and left your heart
erapty of the bareet comforts. The
poorest and most needy of your sub-
jects need not envy you your place,
for there is none but you that has
not someone's love and trust.
And yet bis death, whicb Franz
Josef so ardently desires, will as-
suredly shake Europe to its founda-
tions when it occurs. The succes-
sion the throne is in dispute, the
subjects .are in revolt, and the
neighboring Powers look with greedy
edres upon the territory. But the
Poor old man needs not the glower-
ing. signs. All he wants is the rest
which death alone can give.
CHANGE3D HER MIND.
The young man had been sumaimon-
ea for assault, and after the charge
had been read over to him the mag-
istrate, who was a somewhat pom-
poue indiiidual, said severely :
"Young man, the charge against
aou is that you tried to kiss this
young lady against her will. What
have you to say for yourself?"
••Only this, your Worship," replied
the prisoner, who was just as good-
looking a young man as one could
meet in a huedred days' journey,
-"taat I am exceeding sorry, indeed,
k 'hat I was unsuccessful. When I
.r.e, upon the lovely face and the
Ups of the young lady who
no
Ie charge, I feel that, if
rosy quecessful in my attempt
0."( would have paid any
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15 court,ti eand:n h
-3ssed oler
hen the complainant' mind,
"'Your woiship, if you don t arge
Should. like to withdraw tine cle.
a go in st th is gentle -anon ' erxipha-
There was an unraistaleable
ea She last word, and the Monis-
ss ate, smiling to the off:ail-de, allow-
) the -your.g man to bc• dietharged,
mast's fnults, e sYrmIlY-
e. trith man. eccentricO-
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.YOUNG
4 +
IT FOLKS
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THE MOO -COW -MOO.
'My pa ileid me up to the enoo-cow
moo
So elost I could almost touch,
En I fed him a couple of times, or
two,
Eo 1 wasn't a fraid-cat—much.
"But ef uy papa goes into the house
En mantilla ehe goes in. tote
just keep still. like a, little mouse.
Per the moo-taew-moo might moo
'The moo -cow -moo's got a tail like
4 rope
it's raveled down where it
grows,
En it's just like feeling a. piece ot
SOAP
All over the U100-coVe Mesa.
the MOO -CAW -MOO has tete of
fun
Just swinging his tail about:
Cn he open e his moutit aud then I
'Care that's that's where the moo eollieS
t
"E.0the mocaeowe
his heOd.
En his eyes stick out of their piac
di the nose of the Moo-eow-moo
spread
All over the end of his face,
trick he once played on one of these
animals.
"I was hunting osteiches," lie says.
aent o nerd ite the tavine the bird
disappeared, ond I was about to fol-
low lt, when, by the merest chance,
I loonect behind xao axid to my Sur-
prise mad horror saw that a large
lion was not over seventy yards lie -
hind me, and evidently stalking me
as carefully as 1 had beeu stalking
the bird.
"If I could, have gained, a tree
should certaioly have climbed it in a
hurry; but xio tree was mar. To
make a run for it would have
brought the lion upon me at mice,
kept steadily along the edge- of the
ravine till 1 caueo to a place that
prooliend ehelter; it was a drop of
four feet to a ledge about thirty
inehee wide, and afterwards a per-
pendiculer cleeeent of fifty or sixty
feet, terminating in 0, quantity of
broken bOwlders and jagged stones.
"With as little aoPearenee of
alarm. as I could essence I sat down
u the edge of the precipice, ever
and anon takieg ig. careful gimlet) be-
hind to see where my foo was. About
twenty rods beldnd me were a, few
raged bushes. Behind tbese the
lion bad taleen elite/ter, and wen
keeping a earelleSurvey upon myl
111ANITOIJLIN OLN I What shrunk your woolens?
Why did holes wear so soon?
DO HEE PART' You used COMMOIl soap.
SHOWING THE GOOD WORBI
DODD'S KIDNEY 11.17t.g
ARE DOING.
Mrs, Thomas' Reunley One 0#
Many who Pound 'Health in t44
Great Canadian Kidey Remedy._
Silver Water, Manitoulin Island
'1.1115r 33.—(Std),—Every part of',
Canada seethe
ms to be testifying to
good work Dodd's Kidney Pills are
doing and there is oar reason why,
.Manitoulin Island shoold not do her
part. Ttjany a, man and 'woman here:
'blesses them for wales relieved awl;
l'/iebaletsha;_
eterecl. Take for instasacet
'the Case Of Mr. Thomas Rumley.i
s
"I doctored for years and did not
:seem to get any better. It seemed_
Ito be my kidneys that was the trou-
'bie SO thooght would try Dodd's°
Kidney Pills and they helped me very
ca
"very Inevemerit- Darknesg Was rap- 'taken for inyS3ItYPwma
t olsieienenier wbint‘h'5-"
idly coining on when I slipped from :put them sod whenever I don't feel'
ply seat and dropped down to the ht I take a few, My heshancl 414
d
nd hung it on xmorl° Qr ifistil them a spiendtd menicine t ,
tisket. and shoved it up carer 'Adde balld
oper ledge where 1 bad so lotelv ,
• Dodd's -Kidney Pills are the greate
"IdlesaittnteillT•was tide dente when MY k
ue laistat,i, 3 s IBe 0 ike so tokee them once fo a while. 5
his feet is nothing but
naile
Ea his mamma do
lie gives folks ni
E e don't beep I
nee,,er
't neer:
111;watetapail
de ,s :hut.
"'Cause ef you er me pi 1 le
lizui-
tfles. why
The moo -cow -moo says it t s ;
But time hired man he sits clown clost
by
Eu squirts, en squirts, en
gti
NPERIENVE A LION.
. it seems. take to man -eat-
" as a means of self-ilefem.
they become too old to be
foz the oilci prey, the flavor
which they so mama prefer. Old
esiare that they never knew
to "stalk" a morn that,
ns a I ey rather 'turn up their
s eivilized flesh, and are
lore or less easily diverted frorn the
scent. In "Days and Nights by the
Desert" Porker anihnore tells us of a
ou
ALL OVER THE ORLI).
Dodd's Kidney Pills Riuding Their
Way I:ato Every Oivzlized
Country. the little chickens into it, high and looks like a baud printing
then- lle press, it makes records on the roll
Wlzile ()jammers are ditaamung da carried them off to an empty oat -
of
paper attached to the machine
- bin in the barn where there Was '
get a firmer foothold in the British „ania of man; den deem to 1„„ Made through power gained from the
znarliets. there is one Canadian pro- Lai;`,",rt. '"'" rolling of the wheels of the car over
duet that has got away ahead of the, al eat, mental, wdaa i\r, Al- the track. The paper is unrolled by
agitation and now measures its tuar-12anIsIlit, out to tbe ba7in to'. toll
ket front the Baltie-wenhed.
shores of Arthur to hunt for sonee—eidi. car.
a shaft attached to the axle of tbe
Tile paper is tlhus moved slow-
ly as the ear travels. Suspended
over the paper are a number of glass
tubes, each eontaining red Mk. They
are really glen's needles that makes
a eoritinnOtte mark on the paper.
There is one needle for each traele,
one for the gauge of the rails. an-
other to measure the distonee the
ear IS travelling, These needles are
all connected, firet, by shaft attach-
ed to the side, and then by delicate
;mei:anises attached to the shaft. If
the ear is travelling aver a perfect
level trnek, these glass needles make
a straight line, lf there is an undu-
lation in the track. of a fraction
an inch, the sensitive mechanism.
wavers, and the line beeorries broken.
this respect the doctors of the end- that a young girl, barely of age, record for the best road -bed in Am -
Since no track is perfectly level, the
ent home of civilization are reading eliould be in n. sense responsible for
a lesson in frankn • t the bloodlled in the struggle be- erica. is wavering.
When the undulation or brealc in
their brethren of the Anglo-Saxon the fact that she szapplied both pow-
ers with practica.Uy all of their guns.
The young woman in question is
aline Krupp, who, on the death of
her father, became chief proprietor
of the. world-ftemed Krupp Works, at
Essen, Germany, and likewise be-
eaoae the wealthiest woman in the
world
4est familv medicine of the age. They',
coat was turn away and uw gun 'art he taken by yeung or old with;
burled to the bottom of the gully.
But they did uot go olone. No;
no: aesailieut was with them, and
there lie renmoined ell night, grunt -
Whig over his ilisapPointment ot not
%living roe for supper.
"A colder niglit I never pain
but I had to nude° the.best ef
In the morning found my aesallan
bad eniatelled Eis fore leg in bis
The muehet was not Much injured,
end I soon ended Ids suffering. "
AN ADOPTED TER.
,nrthur Allan Wie, Try ten
rted little hoy, an there wer
S in Lis eyes when he came IMO
itcheo (me morning, carrying in
ruts a big brown hen winch bad
tuu over by liay-wagon and
•
'perfeet safety. They cure all loclneY
,uilinents and nine -tenths of tbe
=nese of the present day springs frotd
;had kidneys.
S T AILS,
DIachine Which Provic3.es for Safe-
ty of Travelless.
American railroad development has
reaelwd the poirit where a man can
sitcomfortably in a private cor cosi
recorded on paper before
rs imperfection of the rails over
t It be is riding, soys W000ls
". Twenty yeses ago. a ireck
r with a. hanuutir polio -ea the
o -ties to find out this same thing.
The track walker's work and much
"What become of Brownie's more is now done by the dynograph,
little chic. mama?" he asked, a mechanism 'which not only records
"They am outinder a currant-busla, the CleViaii0118 the rails make from
all 'peeping' for their mother."
Mrs. Allan went out in the gam -
with Arthur to look at the poor
little chickens. There were tbirteen
of the yellow, fluffy little thiege,
and tbey were only tbree days old.
nuieln't eald Arthur.
tate euro of them myself."
Ile broUght a basnet, and put all
a straight and level line, but auto-
znatically computes these deviations
in feet and inches. It is the inven-
tion of Dr. P. II. Dudley. The in-
vention is attOehed to his private
car, which hos been his home for
fifteen years. The dynograph tests
mils, It is a machine 42 inches
nniarn o where the sun ellats; stopped at the oat-hin to look at the
off the pyramids ia the land of the 'motherless little chickens. roaeae 10
I
Pharodhs- Thut PurelY Canadian one currier of the bin hung the big
product is Peold's hidney Pale. feather Oster., tend gathered under
Among the letters 'that dome in It weer, all the little chickens!
1
the daily mail of The Dodd's Medi- "I thought the duster could be a
eine Co., Limited, there are those mother to them, mania," said Ar -
marked with the stionos of almost thine
every country in the world. A couple So Mrs. Allan let the duster hong
titat came in tovther the other in the bin, and the thirteen little
morning shows how the fame of the chickens gathered 'under it until -Choy
great Canadian Kidney Remedy has wire old enough to roost on a bar.
spread. One is from Den/nark and —+
tihe other was peneed by a true son EMB PASSED V/ITII RICHES.
of the Prophet in the eMee of the —
Minister of Vinnnee, Cairo, Egypt. Heiress of the Krupp Dlillions Has
It is noticeable that in the case IVIany Worries.
of the Egyptian Dodd's Kidney I'ills
were perscribecl by his doctor. In It is one of tile grim ironies of fate
- tween Russia, and Japan, owing to
rate. The latter would probably
have preeeribed Dodd's Kidney Pills
but utierl another name.
But however that may be, the fact
remains that wherever men are
found there is Kidney Disease; and
that no matter how or where Kid -
neer Disease is found there is a de-
mand for Dodd's Kidney Pills—the
one remedy that has never failed to
mire it.
The letters referred to are as fol-
lows; They are naturally interest-
ing reading for Canadians.
DGIDTS KIDNEY PILLS IN EGYPT
The Dodd's Medicine Co., Limited,
Toronto, Ont.
Dear Sirs,—I ihave been suffering
for some months from a Kidney
Complaint. Time doctor who attend-
ed me hob recommended xne to take
your pills, "Dodd's Kidney Pills."
After two boxes I got some relief.
But, unfortunately, I have not been
able to go on with the treatment,
beitg unable to fixed any Pills in
Cairo.
The Chemist who sold me the two
boxes lia-s informed me that lie sent
an order for some, and has been
keeping me waiting for over one
month This is the reason why I
am writing to you to have the good-
ness to send me by return of post
six boxes for which I will pay as
soon as I receive them from the post.
Kindly let me know at the same
time where your branch ageney in
Egypt is to be found.
Thanking you in anticipation,
1V101IAMED le ACHED,
"Immeubles lams de l'Etat",
Office, of the Minister of Finance,
Cairo, Egypt.
DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS IN DEN -I
MA ,
The Dodd's Sledieine Liraited,
Toronto, Ont.
Dear 'Sirs,—I warit to purchase six
boxes of Dodd's I<Idneer Pills, but
I don't know exactly where to apply,
at Toronto; Donald or London: I
suppose the can be sent by express
er registered Mall'from, and of these
neee. Please advise me of how
eeened in oreler to get the pills
to Pre-
'thout aistalo
yourseete eh -
J. P. ST-MONSON,
Viborg, y, elfax5d.,
d- Denmarlz
The heiress seems to have inherited
some of the family, capacity for in-
dustrial organization, for she takes
the greatest pride and delight in su-
pervising the work of the different
departments, and declares that at
some future time she will have gain-
ed suf&cient experience to take an ac-
tive part in the direction of affairs.
Meanwhile her interference in buei-
ness matters is limited to passive
supervision. but she takes a more
active part in controlling the man-
agement of the numerous auxiliary
departments of the establishment.
The school's for the children of her
employes and the hospitals for the
care of the sick receive regular visits
from her, and she has a sharp eye
for defects of all kinds.
Knowing human nature, it is hard-
ly surprising to find that Miss
Krupp's employes ine not appreciate
her good qualities, and charitable
ways. Living in Miss Krupp's hous-
es, sending their children to the
schools, applying to her hospitals
when they or their faxteilfes are sick,
attending her churches, drinking beer
in her restaurants, buying meat from
her slaughter houses, flour from her
mills, bread from her bakeries, and
bats and clothes from her stores
make them feel that they are her
serfs, and not free-born, laborers.
Miss Tdrupp's charitable disposition
has become known to the general
puelie in Germany, with tlie result
that she receives on an average,
over 200 purely begging letters .a
:day, and over 150 letters daily en -
tenting her to grant some position
in the works to some worthy young
man.
She also has, to undergo some of
the inconvexiiences which ere general-
ly confined to emperors ar,d kings.
1 -ler vast wealth and the ownership
of an entire city make her a likely
target for anarchists' bullets, and
her eriends are in constant terror of
assansina,tion, For tbis reason her
guardians nave insisted on her being
coatinually guarded by a special
corps of detectives, who are always
In her vicinito,
the level of the track is one-eighth
of ati inch or more, the mechanism
opens a hose attached to a can of
blue paint on the tracks, tbe paint
is splurted on the rail and the de -
feet is thus plainly marked for the
section gangs. Every time the paint
litXDUCES
nx7szasz
RAU Ter the octagon Ear.
••••••••••••T•-••, , ••••vv-"-••••••••••••••,
is thrown on the track a mark is
Made by the glass needle, giving a
record b,y which to check the work
of these track repairers.
At the end of a test trip a perinan-
ent record. of the real is made and
copies printed for the various meth-
anical departtnents of the road. By
this record the rood isapprised of
the actual condition of its road-
bed.
VALDE OF AN ANOESTOR.
"Why are you losing sleep and ex
erting your energies to win fame
land fortune?” asked the man who
avoids enthusiasms,
don't know exoctly," answered
1;tlie man with a passion for work, °I
'suppose my reword 'will eonte in Ins
store generations when sons° young
!moo is enabled by say previous ex-
'ertiOns to wear a monocle and say
'By Jove' instead of working,"
DARK BLI3E, OITTPFON HA,TS.
There is quite a. rush now for the
small hats or turhaus made of side -
ed chiffon. dark blue in tone. These
aro speedily picked out from the
groups of hats on, loillmers' stands
and the shop windows. The color
is not necessarily navy blue, but
should, if possible, be an exact
match for the tint of thee skirt 1'
eostume, be it admiral, hyaeinthe em
brighter blue material,
RACE DONE?
Not a Bit of I's
A man who thought his race was
run triode a food find that brought
him back to perfect hrnith.
"One year ago I was -unable to
perform any labor in fact was told by
my physicians that they count do
nothing further for me. I was fast
stinking away, for an attack of grip
had left ray stomach so weak it
could not digest any food sufficient
to keep me alive.
"There I was just wasting away,
growing thinner every day and weak-
er, really being snuffed out simply
because I could not get any nourish-
ment from food.
"Then neer sister got after me to
try Grape -Nuts food which had done
much.good for her and she finally
persuaded me arid although no other
food had done me the least bit of
good my stomach handled tlie Grape -
Nuts from the first and this supplied
the nourishment I had needed. In
three months I was so strong I
moved from Albany to San Francis-
co and now on my three meals of
Grape -Nuts and cream every day I
am citrong and vigorous a.nd do fif-
teen hours work.
"I believe the sickest person in the
world could do as I do, eat three
meals of nothing but Grape -Nuts and
cream and soon be on their feet
again in the flush of best health like
"Not only am I in perfect physical
health again but my brain is strong-
er and clearer than it ever was on
the old diet. I hope you will write
to the namee I send you about
Grape -Nuts for I want to see my
friends well ad streng.
"Just think that, a year ago I was
dying but to-dcy, although I am
over 55 years of age most people
take me to be less than 40, and
feel just as youeg as I look." Name
given by Postexe Oo„ Battle Creek,
Mich.
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"Woman," said the dejected young
"is a disappoiutment and a.
Ifra.ud." "Indeed?" apOke Otle lietetee
er. "Yes. I saved up alt PNY
ham money and lived, on porridge
two weeks to treat Miss Truelove to
the opera ond 13. supper. Then I
lasked her to marry me, and site said
lhoeutwaakargoodsaafahiwba
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Wgtist sof:franca ereee tap bank usel
then for tiatIr ehiiiken !little teething
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atea nnentch met Lowela. see titba
months
At this
ittle QIme$ 410 cluring the .11,04
ety other season.
tornaelt and bowel
troubles assume their most danger-
OnS Sons, and sometimes a few hours
deley ia the moats the
loss of a little life. Beby's Own
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world to prevent, these troubles, or
to cure them if they attack the little
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Should bove a, box of these Tablets
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savea, child's life, Mrs. Arthur
Cote, St. Fortunat, Que., says: 19Siy
little one Was greatly troubled with
colic and bowel trouble, but since
Using Baby's Own 'In.blets the troll -
bas disappenred, untl she is grow-
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These Tabletare guarauteed to con-
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or Fent by mail at 25 cents a box
by writing the Dr. Williams Medicine
Co., Brockville, Ont.
"Sir!" exelaimell the injered party,
"you stuck your urabrella into my
eye," "Ob, no," replied the cheer-
ful offender, "you are mistaken."
"Mistaken?" denaanded the Irate
man. "You idiot, I know when my
eye is bort, I guess." "Doubtless,"
replied the ebeerful fellow, "but you
don't know nty umbrelln. I bor-
rowed this one from a friend to-
daydt
How's This
Wo offer One Ifundred Dollars Iteward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Dell's Catarrh Cure.
* J. CIII•INEY• & CO., Toledo, 0.
We, the undersigned. have known, F.
J. Cheney or the last 15 years, and
believe hint perfectly honorable in all
businees transactions, and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by his Arne
WALDINO. KIINTNAN &MARVIN.
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo', 0.
Haire Catarrh Cure Is taken internal-
ly, acting directly upoa the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. Testi-
monials sent free. Price,75c. per
bottle. sold by all Druggists.
Take Family Pills for consti-
pation.
THE PENALTY.
Kipling once described the. Sunday
morning service of a battleship on
which he took a cruise, It was a
very well -attended service, every sail-
or not on duty being there, and after
it was ovpr Kipling said' to one of
the jackies, "Are you obliged to at-
tend these services every Sunday
morning?" "N-n-eo," said the sail-
or, "not exactly obliged, but our
grog would he stopped. if we didn't."
TAKING NO RISKS.
The following matter-of-fact ad-
vertisement. recently appeared:
"Wanted—A really plain, but ex-
perienced and efficient governess for
three girls, eldest eighteen. Music,
Frendh, and German required; bril-
liancy of conversation, fascination of
manners, and symmetry of form ob-
jected to, as the father is much at
home and there are grown-up sons.
Jack—'`Why wouldn't she marry
you? She loves you to distraction.
I know it, because she told me so."
George --"She insisted on my prov-
ing that I am not already raarriecl
because she says there is a great
deal of bigamy nowadays. Well, it
is easy enough to prove that one is
married, but how the dickens am I
to prove that I azrz not?" -
make some other woman a good
husband.
could you—er—give Me a letter of
recoMmendation to my next plaeeent
it is
his he
lo o m
ateliSigertittie Avner." Si
10 whme whe
per loses
Lever's (Wise Bead) Disinfect-
ant Soap Powder is a boon to any
borne. It disinfeets and cleans at
the same time.
A man's success depends on what
he does with his failures.
There is only one Genuine
Fly Pad; that's Wilson's. Avoid
poor imitations.
She (eored)—"No, adr. Lytely, I
Can never love you. •I honor and re-
spect you. I am sure you Would
keep Minerd's LillifflOrit in the Hulse,
It pays to buy the hest, and Wil-
son's Fly Pails are the best fly kil-
lers ramie.
Altgough water t iuboclentlng
It mattes barrels tight.
.4. bnahel of files have actually
been killed by one packet of Wilson's
lily Pads. No other liy kilier com-
pares with Wilson's.
IT IIS) A msTorty.
rather a unique Ash-
tray of yours, old mon. Where did
you got it?"
13 --"Well, there's a little history
atta.checl to that. You remember an
apple -tart I,told you ray wife made
seem after we were married?"
A—"Yes."
13 --"Well, that's the crust. My
dear wife has often tried to smash
It, but She can't."
Baddeck, June 11, ISM
C. C. RICHARDS & CO.
Dear Sirs.—MINARD'S LINIMENT
is my remedy for NEURALGIA.
It relieves nt once.
A. S. MeDONALD.
6.41wgeowl•Ww.sorat
VERY SOOTHING.
The driver of the stage, which was
rolling down. the Rocky. Mountains as
fast as six mules on the gallop could
keep ahead of it, may have noticed
that I was (writes a correspondent)
a, little nervous, for after a bit he
soothingly, said
"No use to grip that railing so
mighty hard, stranger. 'We shadn't
come to the danger p'int for a while
yet."
"Then its still ahead?" I queried.
BUCHANAN'S
UNLOADING OUTFIT
Works •trell both on
etaelso alto In Wow:
isnloade an kinds of
hay and grebe either
10060 aria shaaves.
Setulfortataleaas to
Kt DUO-JAVAN & CO., Ingersoli3Out,
It is worth 110 cents to clear
your house of flies, and one packet
of Wilson's Idly Pads will de it.
You should keep, your old lave -let-
ters. One, of the famous Lord Nel-
son's has just been sold under the.
hammer for $5,130.
Mines Liniment lased !II Physicians
inil-OVEROOATI—
Sult4 weal 190X hatOecbied, 11 Ii egtirt
ours in rein 1.4111. irittI dime, dloom41, 5aT
ITI8111 AVARRIOAN OTRINO 00,
1107:121tIZAlit
HAUNTS AND GADItl
Attractions tor Sportsmen on 'the
Line of the Grand Trunit.
OranTrunk Itailway company,
bus iSSUed t handsonle ptibileation#
proluseiy ilditi:tvrritiptteldvo loViitithilettlfin41010110
Attractive localities for sportstuen oa
their line of railway. Many at tile
regloos reached by the Grand Trunk
Egon to have been specially prepared
for the delectation .of mankind, and
whore for a brief period the cares of
business aro cast aside and life is
given up to enjoyment. Not oul,y
ilo
the "Iligblands of Ontario" present
unrivalled facilities for both hunting,
fishing zu3d camping, but the 30,000
ells.1,anniddsea.: it::: (alenodrg Thou*
and
mild Islands and St. Lawrence Div.
John, and the many attractive 10
ealitles in Maine and New ITIAMO'i.
Silire, present equal opportunities for
health, pleasure end sport. MI these
localities are reached by the Grand
Trunk Itaihvest System. and on
trains unequalled an the continent.,
Abstracts of Ontario, Michigan, Que-
bec, New Hampshire and Maine fish
and game laws are inserted in the
publication for the guidance of
sportsmen. The Grand Trunk Rail-
way has also issued descriptive il-
lustrated matter for each dbstrIct sed-
arately, which are sent free on ap-
plication to the agents of the Com -
pony and to Mr. .T. D. McDonald,
District Passenger Agent, G. T. Bo
Union Station, Toronto.
"Ot what age do you consider
women the most charming?" asked
the inqUisitive female of more or less
oncertain years. "At the age of the;
Woman who eskes the question," an-
swerecl the man, who was a diploma -
INDIAN ETIQUETTE.
A leiter sent to a native Prince in
India is often a very elaborate af-
fair. The paper is specially made
for the purpose and is sprinkled with
gold leaf. Only the lazt few lines
Of the somewhat lengthy docinnent
contain the purport of the letter,
while the remainder is made up of
the -usual roundabout axed comotlimen-
eary phrases. It i8 felled in a pe-
culiar way, with the flaps outward,
and plaeed in a muslin bag, and this
latter into one of crimson and gold
tint. witha slip -knot of gold thread,
attached to which is a ponderous
seal. The address, written on a
slip of parchment, is attached to the
outsititobass These details are very
important for. polite letter -writing
in India, and if any orie of them were
omitted it would be an insult to the
person addressed.
Mioard's UAhI1CRI for sale everywhere
"Sir," said the haughty individual
with the anbarbered locks, "there is
poetry in everything." "I'm sure
there is," rejoined the village editor.,
"Even our stove is full of it!"
The cheapest Ply Killers
made are Wilson's Pads and
they are sold everywhere. Beware.
imitations.
Small Tommy—"The teacher want-
ed to box my ears this morning.".
Grandma—"iiow do you know he
did'?" Small Tommy—'"Cause he
wouldn't have boxed 'cm if he hadn.'t
wanted to."
Minard's Liniment is used by Physicians
NVE/eLTII 11AS NO CHARMS.
Fred—"There are times when I care
nothing for riches --when I would not
so much as put forth a hexed to re-
ceive
Inittie--"Indeed! 'Mat roust be
when you are tired of the vidt
and its struggles and vanities—when
your soul yearns for higher and
nobler things. Ts it not?"
you are wrong."
"Then when is it?"
"When lin sl "
1 ....
Summer CrOV1
A croupy emech is a .dengereus tin
for the little folks M summer time. Th
fever that tietempanies it is liable to
mum serious illness. , Give them
Shili)119s
ConsuEnption
CureThe. Lung
Tonic • '
-
I It is pleasant to take, will cure them
, qnickly end has em unpleasant after
effects. ',
At all drueelsts, .254 100 And $1.00 a bottle.
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